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1->''So you think you know, think you know\²Think you know better\²Just because, just because\²You're older and wiser\²Don't you know, don't you know\²You don't get smarter?\²You're the same as you started\²You just jump a little higher\²In the end, we're all just taller children''²-->-- '''Elizabeth & the Catapult''', "Taller Children"²²->'''Scott''': "It feels like we're alone in the world. No grownups! It's like ''Series/TheTribe''."\²'''Kim''': "Scott, we '''are''' grownups. And I have no idea what ''Series/TheTribe'' is."\²'''Scott''': "I don't think I'm ready to be a grownup."²--> -- ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim's Finest Hour''²²->''I'm not going to call him Dad. Ever. Even if there's a fire!''²-->-- '''Brennan Huff''', ''Film/StepBrothers''²²->''Look! I'm Grape Nose Boy! [[OverlyLongGag Bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity...]]''²-->-- '''Ed''', ''Film/GoodBurger''²²-> '''Spencer''': I hate all the shows on the [[CaptainErsatz Dingo]] [[Creator/DisneyChannel Channel]]. The jokes are so stupid, and they always make the adults look like buffoons!²-> '''Carly''': [[HypocriticalHumor You forgot to wear pants again.]]²-->-- '''Series/{{iCarly}}'''²²-> '''Alex''': Your bed is a ''car''.\²'''Jeff''': Yea, but it's a fucking SWEET car.²-->-- ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''²²-> ''Look at him! He's old! What, do you have a job? MR. JOB?!''²-->-- '''Owen''', ''Film/SeekingAFriendForTheEndOfTheWorld''²²->''Yer an infant, you know that?''²-->--'''[[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Forgath]]''' to [[DumpStat Minmax]], ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}''²²-> ''Don't let that beard fool you, he's a child!''²-->-- '''Stu Price''' about '''Alan Garner''', ''Film/TheHangover''²²->''"And that's about the time she walked away from me\²Nobody likes you when you're 23\²And you're still more amused by TV shows\²What the hell is ADD?\²My friends say I should act my age\²What's my age again?\²What's my age again?"''²-->--'''Music/Blink182''', "What's My Age Again?"²²->''"I wanna fly the train!"''²-->--'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''²²->''"Why can't my grandpa act his own age?"''²-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!"²²->''"Yeah, but I'm not a baby. I don't need someone feed me or change my clothes. I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a Ferris wheel and..."'' (realizes he's needed all these things that day) ''"Oh, man. I ''am'' a baby."''²-->--'''Greg Universe''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Greg the Babysitter"²²->'''Bernadette''': Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?²->'''Sheldon''': They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.²->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to...?\²'''Sheldon''': Impaired cognitive function.²->'''Bernadette''': Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.²->'''Sheldon''': ({{Beat}}) But I don't want to go to bed.²->'''Bernadette''': I'm going to count to three. One...²->'''Sheldon''': Oh, all right.²-->--Series/TheBigBangTheory²²->Remember when I said that being a father to a human child could make Music/ChrisBrown retire his punching fist and convince him to stop being an itchy, oozing wart inside of humanity’s urethra? Well, I may have wasted precious keystrokes on that sentence, because Fist Brown is apparently terrorizing the world again.²-->--'''[[ Michael K.]]''', "Fist Brown Might Have Struck Again For The 5,671st Time"²²->Jim is so cute when he's four.²-->--'''"Yargo"''', commenting on ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''²²->People my age are having children. What the hell I am a children.²-->--a popular post on {{Website/Tumblr}}²²->'''Gohan:''' [[RunningGag I need an adult.]]\²'''Goku:''' I ''am'' an ad-²->'''Gohan:''' ''No. No you are not.''²-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''²²->(''In shock'') Bulma! ''Sex makes babies!''²-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''²²->''"Just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to grow up, y'know. Look at me! I'm pushing seventy and I still have ice cream for dinner!"''²-->--'''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future"²²->'''Stu Pickles''': Yippee! School's been canceled!²-> '''Chaz Finster''': Stu, you're 35 years old. You don't have to go to school anymore.²->'''Stu''': ''(disappointed)'' Oh yeah, you're right.²-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''²²-> "Did I ever tell you that you have the attention span of a 5 year old?" ²-->-- F.A.N.G. to Balrog Street Fighter V²²->'''Father Ted Crilly:''' Bishop Brennan, this isn't really my area...\²'''Bishop Brennan:''' ''Nothing'' is your 'area', Crilly. You do not ''have'' an 'area'. Unless it is a kind of a ''play'' area. With sandcastles, and buckets, and spades! Now do what you're told, right?²-->--''Series/FatherTed''²²->'''The Man Upstairs:[[note]]a.k.a Finn's Dad[[/note]]''' You know the rules; this isn't a toy.\²'''Finn:''' Um... it kind of is.\²'''The Man Upstairs:''' No, [[InsistentTerminology actually it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.]]\²'''Finn:''' But we bought it at the toy store.\²'''The Man Upstairs:''' We did, but the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.\²'''Finn:''' The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!\²'''The Man Upstairs:''' That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.²-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie''²²->'''Sarah:''' Doctor, you're being childish.²->'''The Doctor:''' Well of course I am! There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.²-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Robot"²²->'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm thirty-one. I don't ''have'' a Christmas list any more. \²'''The Doctor:''' ''[waving his arms]'' I DO!²-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"²²->'''Blink:''' The general consensus is that [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Morph]] has the maturity level of a Caesar salad, and we'd rather not deal.²->'''Sunfire:''' Well, that just isn't fair.²->'''Blink:''' Oh c'mon, [[PluckyComicRelief you know how he is]].²->'''Sunfire:''' Not to ''him!'' To ''me!'' As far as Morph goes, I agree with you. He sees a few of us without clothes and he'll be like a six-year-old after finishing three pounds of sugar. It feels less liberating when someone keeps yelling "[[AbhorrentAdmirer you got fries to go with that shake?!]]" But why do ''I'' gotta go?²-->--''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #11: Play Date''²²->'''(734):''' So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.\²'''(810):''' You're 20.²->'''(734):''' IT'S BUILD A BEAR!²-->--''Website/TextsFromLastNight''²²->'''Jeremy:''' I know I shouldn't say this, but every time I overtake [[AcceptableTargets a Prius]] I always think "I could do this in fourth, but I'm gonna use second instead" to annoy them even more.²->'''Richard:''' You do know you are 56 years old?²->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but I've got a mental age of 9.²->'''Richard:''' Oh yeah...²-->-- '''Series/TheGrandTour''', S1:E10 "Dumb Fight at the OK Coral"²²->''"Remember, Lord Lion-O spent ten galacto years in a [[HumanPopsicle suspension capsule]]. During that time he grew in size, but he did not grow up. He missed those firsthand life experiences through which one matures."''²-->-- '''Tygra''', ''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985'', "Unholy Alliance"²²->What are you, a child? You got confused? Why didn't you just end it, Quentin? You obviously lost interest a long time ago. You really ''are'' a child, aren't you? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're obviously not enough of a real man to have a real relationship]]. You're not even enough of a real man to ''end'' a real relationship. Do I have to do everything for you?²-->--'''Alice,''' ''Literature/TheMagicians''²²->'''Sherlock:''' This is so childish.²->'''Lestrade:''' Well, I'm dealing with a child.²-->--- '''Series/{{Sherlock}}'''²²->'''Mae:''' I'm sorry, Bea. I'm a mess.\²'''Bea:''' You know? Whatever. It's not your fault. You're just a kid.\²'''Mae:''' I'm older than you! Two months!\²'''Bea''': Yeah well, I stayed here and got older while you went off and stayed the same.²-->--''Videogame/NightInTheWoods''²²----


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