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->Brother's in the playpen, doing what he's told\\
Never mind the fact that he's thirty years old
-->--''Al Duvall'', "Five Against One"
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->Brother's in the playpen, doing what he's told\\
Never mind the fact that he's thirty years old
-->--''Al Duvall'', "Five Against One"
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->'''Boyfriend''': OH! OH! BABE, CAN WE GO VISIT SANTA? PLEEEASE?!\\
'''Girlfriend''': You're like a toddler! I'M DOWN, THOUGH. LET'S GO!

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->'''Boyfriend''': ->'''Boyfriend:''' OH! OH! BABE, CAN WE GO VISIT SANTA? PLEEEASE?!\\
'''Girlfriend''': '''Girlfriend:''' You're like a toddler! I'M DOWN, THOUGH. LET'S GO!



->"It feels like I’ll wake up any second..." Link commented as the two found a rickety old bed in the home. He had shed his gear and was sitting on the ancient furniture, resting his sore legs.

->"Wake up?" Navi asked, settling on Link’s hat that he kindly folded up for her. "What do you mean by that?"

->"From... all of ''this."'' Link replied quietly, staring at the floor. It was rotten and dirty, dust and dirt scattered about with small holes eaten by the bugs that had made the old shack their home. "It’s all like a nightmare... [[TearJerker and I just want to wake up back at home]]."

->Navi stared at Link. He was ''[[OvernightAgeUp physically]]'' a man... but how he talked and how his mind worked made it clear that he was still a child. He even carried himself like one, his expression almost pouting as he said such heartbreaking things. "I’m sorry, Link... I wish this were all just a bad dream too. But we have no choice but to just keep moving forward. But once it’s all over... we can rest and not have to fight anymore." She felt awful that it felt this was all she could say.

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->"It feels like I’ll I'll wake up any second..." Link commented as the two found a rickety old bed in the home. He had shed his gear and was sitting on the ancient furniture, resting his sore legs.

->"Wake
legs.\\
\\
"Wake
up?" Navi asked, settling on Link’s Link's hat that he kindly folded up for her. "What do you mean by that?"

->"From...
that?"\\
\\
"From...
all of ''this."'' Link replied quietly, staring at the floor. It was rotten and dirty, dust and dirt scattered about with small holes eaten by the bugs that had made the old shack their home. "It’s "It's all like a nightmare... [[TearJerker and I just want to wake up back at home]]."

->Navi
"\\
\\
Navi
stared at Link. He was ''[[OvernightAgeUp physically]]'' a man... but how he talked and how his mind worked made it clear that he was still a child. He even carried himself like one, his expression almost pouting as he said such heartbreaking things. "I’m "I'm sorry, Link... I wish this were all just a bad dream too. But we have no choice but to just keep moving forward. But once it’s it's all over... we can rest and not have to fight anymore." She felt awful that it felt this was all she could say.



->'''Scott''': It feels like we're alone in the world. No grownups! It's like ''Series/TheTribe''.\\
'''Kim''': Scott, we '''are''' grownups. And I have no idea what ''Series/TheTribe'' is.\\
'''Scott''': I don't think I'm ready to be a grownup.
--> -- ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim's Finest Hour''

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->'''Scott''': ->'''Scott:''' It feels like we're alone in the world. No grownups! It's like ''Series/TheTribe''.\\
'''Kim''': '''Kim:''' Scott, we '''are''' grownups. And I have no idea what ''Series/TheTribe'' is.\\
'''Scott''': '''Scott:''' I don't think I'm ready to be a grownup.
--> -- -->-- ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim's Finest Hour''



'''Nancy''': Brennan, you're 39 years old. I would not expect you to call him Dad.\\
'''Brennan''': Well, I'm not going to, ever! Even if there's a fire!

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'''Nancy''': '''Nancy:''' Brennan, you're 39 years old. I would not expect you to call him Dad.\\
'''Brennan''': '''Brennan:''' Well, I'm not going to, ever! Even if there's a fire!



-> '''Spencer''': I hate all the shows on the [[CaptainErsatz Dingo]] [[Creator/DisneyChannel Channel]]. The jokes are so stupid, and they always make the adults look like buffoons!
-> '''Carly''': [[HypocriticalHumor You forgot to wear pants again.]]

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-> '''Spencer''': ->'''Spencer:''' I hate all the shows on the [[CaptainErsatz Dingo]] [[Creator/DisneyChannel Channel]]. The jokes are so stupid, and they always make the adults look like buffoons!
-> '''Carly''':
buffoons!\\
'''Carly:'''
[[HypocriticalHumor You forgot to wear pants again.]]



-> '''Alex''': Your bed is a ''car.''\\
'''Jeff''': Yeah, but it's a fucking ''SWEET'' car.

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-> '''Alex''': ->'''Alex:''' Your bed is a ''car.''\\
'''Jeff''': '''Jeff:''' Yeah, but it's a fucking ''SWEET'' car.



-> ''Look at him! He's old! What, do you have a job? MR. JOB?!''

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-> ''Look ->''Look at him! He's old! What, do you have a job? MR. JOB?!''



-> ''Don't let that beard fool you, he's a child!''

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-> ''Don't ->''Don't let that beard fool you, he's a child!''



->'''Bernadette''': Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?
->'''Sheldon''': They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.
->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to...?\\
'''Sheldon''': Impaired cognitive function.
->'''Bernadette''': Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.
->'''Sheldon''': ({{Beat}}) But I don't want to go to bed.
->'''Bernadette''': I'm going to count to three. One...
->'''Sheldon''': Oh, all right.

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->'''Bernadette''': ->'''Bernadette:''' Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?
->'''Sheldon''':
sleep?\\
'''Sheldon:'''
They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.
->'''Bernadette''':
norepinephrine.\\
'''Bernadette:'''
Which leads to...?\\
'''Sheldon''': '''Sheldon:''' Impaired cognitive function.
->'''Bernadette''':
function.\\
'''Bernadette:'''
Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.
->'''Sheldon''':
bed.\\
'''Sheldon:'''
({{Beat}}) But I don't want to go to bed.
->'''Bernadette''':
bed.\\
'''Bernadette:'''
I'm going to count to three. One...
->'''Sheldon''':
One...\\
'''Sheldon:'''
Oh, all right.



'''Goku:''' I ''am'' an ad-
->'''Gohan:''' ''No. No you are not.''

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'''Goku:''' I ''am'' an ad-
->'''Gohan:'''
ad-\\
'''Gohan:'''
''No. No you are not.''



->'''Stu Pickles''': Yippee! School's been canceled!
-> '''Chaz Finster''': Stu, you're 35 years old. You don't have to go to school anymore.
->'''Stu''': ''(disappointed)'' Oh yeah, you're right.

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->'''Stu Pickles''': Pickles:''' Yippee! School's been canceled!
->
canceled!\\
'''Chaz Finster''': Finster:''' Stu, you're 35 years old. You don't have to go to school anymore.
->'''Stu''':
anymore.\\
'''Stu:'''
''(disappointed)'' Oh yeah, you're right.






-> ''"Did I ever tell you that you have the attention span of a 5 year old?" ''

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-> ''"Did ->''"Did I ever tell you that you have the attention span of a 5 year old?" ''



->'''Blink:''' The general consensus is that [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Morph]] has the maturity level of a Caesar salad, and we'd rather not deal.
->'''Sunfire:''' Well, that just isn't fair.
->'''Blink:''' Oh c'mon, [[PluckyComicRelief you know how he is]].
->'''Sunfire:''' Not to ''him!'' To ''me!'' As far as Morph goes, I agree with you. He sees a few of us without clothes and he'll be like a six-year-old after finishing three pounds of sugar. It feels less liberating when someone keeps yelling "[[AbhorrentAdmirer you got fries to go with that shake?!]]" But why do ''I'' gotta go?

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->'''Blink:''' The general consensus is that [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Morph]] has the maturity level of a Caesar salad, and we'd rather not deal.
->'''Sunfire:'''
deal.\\
'''Sunfire:'''
Well, that just isn't fair.
->'''Blink:'''
fair.\\
'''Blink:'''
Oh c'mon, [[PluckyComicRelief you know how he is]].
->'''Sunfire:'''
is]].\\
'''Sunfire:'''
Not to ''him!'' To ''me!'' As far as Morph goes, I agree with you. He sees a few of us without clothes and he'll be like a six-year-old after finishing three pounds of sugar. It feels less liberating when someone keeps yelling "[[AbhorrentAdmirer you got fries to go with that shake?!]]" But why do ''I'' gotta go?



'''(810):''' You're 20.
->'''(734):''' IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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'''(810):''' You're 20.
->'''(734):'''
20.\\
'''(734):'''
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!



->'''Jeremy:''' I know I shouldn't say this, but every time I overtake a Prius I always think "I could do this in fourth, but I'm gonna use second instead" to annoy them even more.
->'''Richard:''' You do know you are 56 years old?
->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but I've got a mental age of 9.
->'''Richard:''' Oh yeah...

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->'''Jeremy:''' I know I shouldn't say this, but every time I overtake a Prius I always think "I could do this in fourth, but I'm gonna use second instead" to annoy them even more.
->'''Richard:'''
more.\\
'''Richard:'''
You do know you are 56 years old?
->'''Jeremy:'''
old?\\
'''Jeremy:'''
Yeah, but I've got a mental age of 9.
->'''Richard:'''
9.\\
'''Richard:'''
Oh yeah...



->'''Sherlock:''' This is so childish.
->'''Lestrade:''' Well, I'm dealing with a child.

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->'''Sherlock:''' This is so childish.
->'''Lestrade:'''
childish.\\
'''Lestrade:'''
Well, I'm dealing with a child.



->'''Neil''': What do we do, Mitch?\\
'''Mitch''': I dunno, I dunno!\\
'''Neil''': You're the oldest!\\
'''Mitch''': Not mentally!

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->'''Neil''': ->'''Neil:''' What do we do, Mitch?\\
'''Mitch''': '''Mitch:''' I dunno, I dunno!\\
'''Neil''': '''Neil:''' You're the oldest!\\
'''Mitch''': '''Mitch:''' Not mentally!
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'''Nancy''': Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad.\\

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'''Nancy''': Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't would not expect you to call him Dad.\\
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-->'''[[Creator/WillFerrell Brennan]]:''' I'm not gonna call him Dad.\\

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-->'''[[Creator/WillFerrell ->'''[[Creator/WillFerrell Brennan]]:''' I'm not gonna call him Dad.\\

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