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->What are you, a child? [[YourCheatingHeart You got confused]]? Why didn't you just end it, Quentin? You obviously lost interest a long time ago. You really ''are'' a child, aren't you? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're obviously not enough of a real man to have a real relationship]]. You're not even enough of a real man to ''end'' a real relationship. Do I have to do everything for you?

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->What are you, a child? [[YourCheatingHeart You got confused]]? confused? Why didn't you just end it, Quentin? You obviously lost interest a long time ago. You really ''are'' a child, aren't you? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're obviously not enough of a real man to have a real relationship]]. You're not even enough of a real man to ''end'' a real relationship. Do I have to do everything for you?

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->'''Mae:''' I'm sorry, Bea. I'm a mess.\\
'''Bea:''' You know? Whatever. It's not your fault. You're just a kid.\\
'''Mae:''' I'm older than you! Two months!\\
'''Bea''': Yeah well, I stayed here and got older while you went off and stayed the same.
-->--''Videogame/NightInTheWoods''

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->'''Sherlock:''' This is so childish.
->'''Lestrade:''' Well, I'm dealing with a child.
-->--- '''Series/{{Sherlock}}'''


->'''Stu''':(disappointed) Oh yeah, you're right.

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->'''Stu''':(disappointed) ->'''Stu''': ''(disappointed)'' Oh yeah, you're right.



->'''Connie:''' So maybe I'm NOT Steven! Maybe he's really great at helping people work out these arguments! Maybe he's really patient and caring, even though it must be hard for him having to be the adult for a bunch of SUPERPOWERED CHILDREN!
->'''Lapis Lazuli:''' [[ImmortalImmaturity We're both thousands of years older than you...]]
->'''Connie:''' THEN ACT LIKE IT!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''', "The New Crystal Gems"

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->What are you, a child? [[YourCheatingHeart You got confused]]? Why didn't you just end it, Quentin? You obviously lost interest a long time ago. You really ''are'' a child, aren't you? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're obviously not enough of a real man to have a real relationship]]. You're not even enough of a real man to ''end'' a real relationship. Do I have to do everything for you?
-->--'''Alice,''' ''Literature/TheMagicians''


-> '''Alex''': Your bed is a ''car''.
-> '''Jeff''': Yea, but it's a fucking SWEET car.

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-> '''Alex''': Your bed is a ''car''.
->
''car''.\\
'''Jeff''': Yea, but it's a fucking SWEET car.



->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to...?
->'''Sheldon''': Impaired cognitive function.

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->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to...?
->'''Sheldon''':
?\\
'''Sheldon''':
Impaired cognitive function.



--> --a popular post on {{Website/Tumblr}}

->'''Gohan:''' [[RunningGag I need an adult.]]
->'''Goku:''' I ''am'' an ad-

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--> --a -->--a popular post on {{Website/Tumblr}}

->'''Gohan:''' [[RunningGag I need an adult.]]
->'''Goku:'''
]]\\
'''Goku:'''
I ''am'' an ad-



->'''(734):''' So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
->'''(810):''' You're 20.

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->'''(734):''' So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
->'''(810):'''
bear.\\
'''(810):'''
You're 20.



->''"Remember, Lord Lion-O spent ten galacto years in a [[SuspendedAnimation suspension capsule]]. During that time he grew in size, but he did not grow up. He missed those firsthand life experiences through which one matures."''

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->''"Remember, Lord Lion-O spent ten galacto years in a [[SuspendedAnimation [[HumanPopsicle suspension capsule]]. During that time he grew in size, but he did not grow up. He missed those firsthand life experiences through which one matures."''

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->'''Connie:''' So maybe I'm NOT Steven! Maybe he's really great at helping people work out these arguments! Maybe he's really patient and caring, even though it must be hard for him having to be the adult for a bunch of SUPERPOWERED CHILDREN!
->'''Lapis Lazuli:''' [[ImmortalImmaturity We're both thousands of years older than you...]]
->'''Connie:''' THEN ACT LIKE IT!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''', "The New Crystal Gems"


-->-- '''Tygra''', '''''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985''''', "Unholy Alliance"

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-->-- '''Tygra''', '''''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985''''', ''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985'', "Unholy Alliance"

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->''"Remember, Lord Lion-O spent ten galacto years in a [[SuspendedAnimation suspension capsule]]. During that time he grew in size, but he did not grow up. He missed those firsthand life experiences through which one matures."''
-->-- '''Tygra''', '''''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985''''', "Unholy Alliance"


-->-- '''Series/TheGrandTour''', S1:E10 "Dumb Fight at the OK Corral"

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-->-- '''Series/TheGrandTour''', S1:E10 "Dumb Fight at the OK Corral"Coral"

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->'''Jeremy:''' I know I shouldn't say this, but every time I overtake [[AcceptableTargets a Prius]] I always think "I could do this in fourth, but I'm gonna use second instead" to annoy them even more.
->'''Richard:''' You do know you are 56 years old?
->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but I've got a mental age of 9.
->'''Richard:''' Oh yeah...
-->-- '''Series/TheGrandTour''', S1:E10 "Dumb Fight at the OK Corral"

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->'''(734):''' So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
->'''(810):''' You're 20.
->'''(734):''' IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
-->--''Website/TextsFromLastNight''

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->'''Blink:''' The general consensus is that [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Morph]] has the maturity level of a Caesar salad, and we'd rather not deal.
->'''Sunfire:''' Well, that just isn't fair.
->'''Blink:''' Oh c'mon, [[PluckyComicRelief you know how he is]].
->'''Sunfire:''' Not to ''him!'' To ''me!'' As far as Morph goes, I agree with you. He sees a few of us without clothes and he'll be like a six-year-old after finishing three pounds of sugar. It feels less liberating when someone keeps yelling "[[AbhorrentAdmirer you got fries to go with that shake?!]]" But why do ''I'' gotta go?
-->--''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #11: Play Date''


->''"Yeah, but I'm not a baby. I don't need someone feed me or change my clothes. I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a Ferris wheel and..."'' (realizes he's needed all these things that day) ''"Oh, man. I ''am'' a baby."

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->''"Yeah, but I'm not a baby. I don't need someone feed me or change my clothes. I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a Ferris wheel and..."'' (realizes he's needed all these things that day) ''"Oh, man. I ''am'' a baby.""''


-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

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-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!"

->''"Yeah, but I'm not a baby. I don't need someone feed me or change my clothes. I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a Ferris wheel and..."'' (realizes he's needed all these things that day) ''"Oh, man. I ''am'' a baby."
-->--'''Greg Universe''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Greg the Babysitter"

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