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| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
| 4 | ->'''Nijika:''' You're in your thirties and you can't sleep without holding onto a stuffed toy!\ |
| 5 | '''Seika:''' I'm only 29! |
| 6 | -->-- ''Manga/BocchiTheRock'' |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->'''Officer Jenny:''' So tell me what you know about this Team Rocket Trio.\ |
| 9 | '''Ash:''' Well, officer, all I know is they're three of the sneakiest, snakey-est, lyingest losers you'll ever meet.\ |
| 10 | '''Jessie:''' Who are you calling losers?!\ |
| 11 | '''James:''' But he's got the rest right. |
| 12 | -->--''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' |
| 13 | [[/folder]] |
| 14 | |
| 15 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 16 | ->'''Melissa Coolridge:''' Sheesh! Forget it. I wouldn't expect an old nerd like you to understand.\ |
| 17 | '''Peter Parker:''' Old?!\ |
| 18 | '''Melissa Coolridge:''' I see you didn't argue with the nerd part.\ |
| 19 | '''Peter Parker:''' ''Old?!'' |
| 20 | -->-- ''ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan1999'' Vol. 2 #55 |
| 21 | |
| 22 | ->'''[[MadScientist Inventor]]:''' The [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Grid's]] carbon-neutral, non-pollutive, and better yet... [[ChildHater it's taken a bunch of useless brats off the streets]]. We can reduce our carbon footprint ''and'' curb overpopulation at the same time! So... what do you think?!\ |
| 23 | '''Ms. Marvel:''' What do I ''think''? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I think you're a wannabe evil genius who thinks he's saved the future when really he's just given up on it. I think you're a megalomaniac with some kind of weird Pied Piper complex.]] I think you're a ''bird''!\ |
| 24 | '''Inventor:''' [[BerserkButton I AM NOT A BIRD!]] |
| 25 | -->-- ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'' |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->'''Student 1:''' Did you see that new girl Linda Lee?\ |
| 28 | '''Student 2:''' I can't believe how dorky she looks!\ |
| 29 | '''Student 3:''' Her head is totally huge!\ |
| 30 | '''Student 4:''' Almost as big as her ego...\ |
| 31 | '''Student 5:''' Who does she think she is?\ |
| 32 | '''Student 6:''' She looks like some kind of monkey!\ |
| 33 | '''Student 7:''' Goofy.\ |
| 34 | '''Student 8:''' Outta her mind...\ |
| 35 | '''Student 9:''' Her nostrils must be at least a foot in diameter! Like caverns leading to a lost world...\ |
| 36 | '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda:]]''' Okay... For the record, just so everyone knows, I have petite nostrils! They're tiny and cute! |
| 37 | -->--''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade'' |
| 38 | [[/folder]] |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 41 | ->'''John:''' I'm spending Friday night with a fat, worthless cat!\ |
| 42 | '''Garfield:''' That fat part was uncalled for. |
| 43 | -->--''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' |
| 44 | [[/folder]] |
| 45 | |
| 46 | [[folder:Film -- Animation]] |
| 47 | ->'''Mirabel:''' Some of us have bigger problems, you selfish, entitled princess!\ |
| 48 | '''Isabela:''' ''Selfish?!'' |
| 49 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}'' |
| 50 | [[/folder]] |
| 51 | |
| 52 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 53 | ->'''The Dude:''' Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.\ |
| 54 | '''Walter Sobchak:''' "Fuck the tournament?" |
| 55 | -->--''Film/TheBigLebowski'' |
| 56 | |
| 57 | ->'''John Daggett:''' You dumb bitch.\ |
| 58 | '''Catwoman:''' Nobody ever accused me of being dumb! |
| 59 | -->--''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->'''Princess Leia:''' Why, you stuck-up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... ''nerf herder''!\ |
| 62 | '''Han Solo:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]]''who's'' "scruffy-looking?" |
| 63 | -->-- ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'' |
| 64 | |
| 65 | ->'''Phil:''' You old crook.\ |
| 66 | '''Anne:''' Young crook, please! |
| 67 | -->-- ''Film/GentlemansAgreement'' |
| 68 | |
| 69 | ->'''[[HitmanWithAHeart Ken]]:''' Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. [[WithAllDueRespect I mean no disrespect]], but you're a [[CountryMatters cunt]]. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt, and the only thing that's gonna change]] is that you're gonna [[TookALevelInJerkass become an even bigger cunt]]. Maybe have [[LoserSonOfLoserDad some more cunt kids]].\ |
| 70 | '''[[LondonGangster Harry]]:''' ''Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done?!'' '''''[[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids]]!!'''''\ |
| 71 | '''Ken:''' [[BackhandedApology I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids]].\ |
| 72 | '''Harry:''' ''Insulting my fucking kids?! [[EvenEvilHasStandards That's going overboard, mate]]!''\ |
| 73 | '''Ken:''' I retracted it, didn't I? [-Still leaves you being a cunt.-]\ |
| 74 | '''Harry:''' Yeah, ''[[OverlyLongGag I fucking got that]]''. |
| 75 | -->-- ''Film/InBruges'' |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->'''Roger Murtaugh:''' See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.\ |
| 78 | '''Martin Riggs:''' Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived. |
| 79 | -->-- ''Film/LethalWeapon1987'' |
| 80 | |
| 81 | ->'''Man''': "Yo, get off the road, freak!" |
| 82 | ->'''Gargamel''': "How dare you!? How dare you call me 'yo'?!" |
| 83 | -->-- ''Film/TheSmurfs2'' |
| 84 | [[/folder]] |
| 85 | |
| 86 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 87 | ->'''Beggar''': Oh, that's typical of t'Tory trash 'oo live 'round 'ere, innit? Won't even spend a bit of change for someone 'oo's 'ungry and 'omeless. And wha' about a bit of social responsibility? Tight-fisted slag! |
| 88 | ->'''Sharon''': 'Oo are you callin' a Tory?! |
| 89 | -->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS2E7BriefEncounter Brief Encounter]]" |
| 90 | |
| 91 | ->'''Jesse:''' Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, all a sudden at age — what, sixty? He's just gonna [[TitleDrop break bad]]?\ |
| 92 | '''Walt:''' I'm fifty. |
| 93 | -->--''Series/BreakingBad'', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS1E1Pilot Pilot]]" |
| 94 | |
| 95 | ->'''Jeff:''' God's sakes! What did I tell you guys?!\ |
| 96 | '''Abed:''' ''(imitating Jeff)'' Oh, for god's sakes, everybody! Do whatever you want! Leave each other alone!\ |
| 97 | '''Troy:''' ''Whoa!'' That's a ''good'' Jeff! How did you do that?\ |
| 98 | '''Abed:''' 10% Creator/DickVanDyke, 20% [[Series/{{Cheers}} Sam Malone]], 40% Creator/ZachBraff in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', and 30% Creator/HilarySwank in ''Film/BoysDontCry''.\ |
| 99 | '''Jeff:''' ...''Zack Braff?''\ |
| 100 | '''Abed:''' Sorry. |
| 101 | -->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS1E17PhysicalEducation Physical Education]]" |
| 102 | |
| 103 | ->'''James May:''' I believe deep in my heart that I look good in [the Rolls Royce Drophead Coupé] and it suits me because it's stylish and contemporary.\ |
| 104 | '''Jeremy Clarkson:''' ''Every time'' I see you [[SarcasmMode those are the words that pop into my head]]: "stylish" and "contemporary."\ |
| 105 | '''James May:''' [[InsultBackfire Thank you.]]\ |
| 106 | '''Jeremy Clarkson:''' ...After other words like, for instance, "beige," "Stannah Stairlift," "The War." Can anyone think of any more?... "Homosexual."\ |
| 107 | [{{Beat}}]\ |
| 108 | '''James May:''' I object to the "beige." |
| 109 | -->-- ''Series/TopGearUK'' |
| 110 | |
| 111 | ->'''Woman''': "You bald, electrical newt!" |
| 112 | ->'''Uncle Fester''': "Newt!?" |
| 113 | -->-- ''Series/TheAddamsFamily'' |
| 114 | [[/folder]] |
| 115 | |
| 116 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 117 | ->''"Ghost the Racist [[CampGay Fruitbowl]], had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, [[BlatantLies he is a reptilian]]! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son--"''\ |
| 118 | ''"Wait a minute! Hanukkah night? HANUKKAH NIGHT!?!? '''YOU STUPID...!'''"'' |
| 119 | -->--'''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]] and an unfortunate caller''' |
| 120 | [[/folder]] |
| 121 | |
| 122 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 123 | ->'''Chelle''': Ugh. I am certain you would be a MOST unruly equine companion.\ |
| 124 | '''Mym''': Who are you calling an unruly equine?! I am an unruly DRAGON!\ |
| 125 | '''Cleo''': That's not the part of that statement I thought she'd object to... |
| 126 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DragaliaLost'' |
| 127 | |
| 128 | ->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Leon]]''': Finished?\ |
| 129 | '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cid]]''': Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.\ |
| 130 | '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone Merlin]]''': OLD loon, you say!? |
| 131 | -->--''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'' |
| 132 | |
| 133 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Timmy Turner]]:''' Hey you wiener! You don't look so scary from up here! You look like a ''toy'' monster!\ |
| 134 | '''[[BigBad Mawgu]]:''' '''NOBODY CALLS THE MAWGU A ''TOY!'''''\ |
| 135 | '''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom:''' But apparently, calling him a ''wiener'' is okay. |
| 136 | -->--''[[VideoGame/NicktoonsUnite Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island]]'' |
| 137 | |
| 138 | ->'''Phoenix Wright:''' ...this witness is a big, fat liar!\ |
| 139 | '''April May:''' ''F-fat?!'' |
| 140 | -->--''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', "Turnabout Sisters" |
| 141 | |
| 142 | ->'''Interviewer:''' What about this "Gnasty Gnorc" character? Now, I understand he's found a magic spell to turn gems into warriors for his cause.\ |
| 143 | '''Lindar:''' I'll take that question. Gnasty Gnorc is a simple creature.\ |
| 144 | '''Gnasty Gnorc:''' ''Simple?!''\ |
| 145 | '''Lindar:''' He has been contained in a remote world, and is no threat to the Dragon Kingdom.\ |
| 146 | '''Gnasty Gnorc:''' '''No threat?!'''\ |
| 147 | '''Lindar:''' Besides, he is ''ugly!''\ |
| 148 | '''Gnasty Gnorc:''' '''''Ugly?!''''' THAT DOES IT! |
| 149 | -->--''VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon1998[=/=]VideoGame/SpyroReignitedTrilogy'' |
| 150 | [[/folder]] |
| 151 | |
| 152 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 153 | ->'''Cinder:''' I'm Cinder Fall. This is my associate, Arthur Watts. And these are my disciples, Emerald and Mercury.\ |
| 154 | '''Raven:''' Two children you've tricked into following you, a disgraced Atlesian scientist, and a [[spoiler:Fall Maiden]] with a [[MeaningfulName surname so appropriate]] [[DeadpanSnarker she probably picked it herself.]] Something tells me you've [[{{Understatement}} more than a slight case]] of egomania. Is that about right?\ |
| 155 | '''Watts:''' (''Clears his throat'') Technically, I was also a doctor, but the rest was spot on. |
| 156 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', "A Perfect Storm" |
| 157 | [[/folder]] |
| 158 | |
| 159 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 160 | ->'''Hector:''' Godbrand, you never met anything you didn't immediately kill, fuck, or make into a boat.\ |
| 161 | [...]\ |
| 162 | '''Godbrand:''' ...I like boats. I'm a fuckin' Viking! We're s'posed to make boats outta things! |
| 163 | -->--''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'', "[[Recap/Castlevania2017S2E1WarCouncil War Council]]" |
| 164 | |
| 165 | ->'''Sting:''' You're fat, greedy and selfish, Bumble! You only think about yourself!\ |
| 166 | '''Bumble:''' I am not fat! |
| 167 | -->--''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyAndFriends'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyAndFriendsE10TheEndOfFlutterValley10 The End of Flutter Valley – Part 10]]" |
| 168 | |
| 169 | ->'''Roach Coach:''' I am not just an insect! I am Roach Coach! I am the future ruler of this planet, you stupid biped!\ |
| 170 | '''Bubbles:''' [[CallingMeALogarithm Who you calling a biped?]] |
| 171 | -->--''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'', "[[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirlsS1E2InsectInsidePowerpuffBluff Insect Inside]]" |
| 172 | |
| 173 | ->'''Jack:''' ''(finding a near-dead villager)'' Poor unfortunate creature.\ |
| 174 | '''Villager:''' [[InsultedAwake HEY!]] I'm not poor! |
| 175 | -->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' |
| 176 | |
| 177 | ->'''Ned Flanders:''' You ugly, hate-filled man!\ |
| 178 | '''Moe:''' Hey! ''Hey!'' I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said? |
| 179 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy Hurricane Neddy]]" |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->'''Eeth Koth:''' Your reputation precedes you, general. The reputation of a [[DirtyCoward coward]], and a murderer.\ |
| 182 | '''General Grievous:''' ''Murderer?'' Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? |
| 183 | -->--''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'' |
| 184 | |
| 185 | ->'''Peppermint Larry:''' Everybody in Stormalong knows you don't have any money.\ |
| 186 | '''K'nuckles:''' Stop lying! Not everybody in Stormalong knows that! |
| 187 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'' |
| 188 | |
| 189 | ->'''Leela''': "No offense, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap." |
| 190 | ->'''Fry''': "Sack!?" |
| 191 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" |
| 192 | |
| 193 | ->'''Eugene Krabs''': "Lame! You're nerds! Geeks! Creeps! And babies!" |
| 194 | ->'''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=] and Patrick Star''': "Not babies!" |
| 195 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Mid-Life Crustacean" |
| 196 | [[/folder]] |
| 197 | |
| 198 | [[folder:Other]] |
| 199 | ->''"I read in her diary that she thought me 'a talentless gigolo'... in any case, I'm only disturbed if the phrase means that I had no talent as a gigolo. I believe that this is actionable in law even if proof [[IWasQuiteALooker is no longer demonstrable by me in life]]."'' |
| 200 | -->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the diaries of Anaïs Nin, ''Palimpsest'' |
| 201 | |
| 202 | ->''"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."'' |
| 203 | -->--'''Mike Tyson''' |
| 204 | |
| 205 | ->'''Norman Osborn:''' (on the phone) [[NoodleImplements Okay, so, once he starts thanking people, we need to steal his fish.]] His Goldfish. It's gonna, it's gonna be hilarious.\ |
| 206 | '''Kingpin:''' I'm gonna do something to you. I'mma fuck you up. I'mma kill your ass.\ |
| 207 | '''Norman Osborn:''' [[JokerImmunity You can't kill me. Yeah right, you can't kill me, I'm everyone's favorite Spider-Man villain.]]\ |
| 208 | '''Kingpin:''' That red hair's gonna be covered in your blood after we scalp you.\ |
| 209 | '''Norman Osborn:''' [[NoodleIncident It already is, I've been scalped twice already.]] You're way behind schedule, Kingpin.\ |
| 210 | '''Kingpin:''' Guess what? Your wig: ''snatched.''\ |
| 211 | ''[Norman's smile fades]''\ |
| 212 | '''Norman Osborn:''' It's... it's not a wig. It's not a- he knows it's a wig! ''He knows it's a wig!'' |
| 213 | -->-- ''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub SnapCube]]'', [[https://youtu.be/7LQmslbVSmM?t=1949 Marvel's Spider-Man (Part 1) | Real-Time Fandub Games]] |
| 214 | |
| 215 | ->'''Momo:''' Hey, I'm just trying to help the kid out! I don't see ''you'' doing anything besides ''dicking around'' and buying your ''Dragon Ball Z'' figurines off eBay, you '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FAT. BROWN. DIRTBAG COW!!]]'''''\ |
| 216 | '''Appa:''' '''''"BROWN!?"''''' That's '''''IT'''''!! |
| 217 | -->-- ''The Ultimate WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh8WWJp5sGg Recap Cartoon - BOOK 3]]'' |
| 218 | |
| 219 | ->'''Guy:''' That motherfucking cop has driven past here twice in the last fifteen minutes.\ |
| 220 | '''Cop (on car's loudspeaker):''' I'm not a motherfucker. |
| 221 | -->-- ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20120307155617/http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/003591.html Overheard Everywhere]]'' |
| 222 | [[/folder]] |
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