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1	->''Three bears arrived at their den to discover a yellow haired girl sleeping, and as she was neither too hot nor too cold, neither too soft nor too hard, but just right, they ate her.''
2	-->-- '''Neil Prowd''', Ballarat, Australia. ''Literature/BulwerLyttonFictionContest 2022''
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4	->'''Pearl:''' It's time for a gritty reboot of [[Literature/AesopsFables the Tortoise and the Hare]]. THIS SUMMER...
5	->'''Marina:''' Dear cod...
6	->'''Pearl:''' The hare had just won the race. She was taking a victory lap, when suddenly...
7	->'''Marina:''' Suddenly what?!
8	->'''Pearl:''' Mysterious creatures emerge from the sea to threaten their peaceful village! So the tortoise and the hare join forces to rescue their kidnapped friends!
9	->'''Marina:''' WHAT?! That's not a plot twist... it's a plot backside rodeo 1080!
10	-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''
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12	->'''Orson:''' ''(reading "Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}}")'' After the king let the son out, the little man offered the son a deal.\
13	'''Rumpelstiltskin (Roy):''' You can keep your VCR if you can guess my name.\
14	'''Miller's son (Wade):''' Guess your name? Ha! That oughta be a cinch! Is it Fred?\
15	'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' No.\
16	'''Miller's son:''' Sam?\
17	'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' No.\
18	'''Miller's son:''' Elliot?\
19	'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Nope!\
20	'''Miller's son:''' Jason?\
21	'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' No way.\
22	'''Orson:''' The son just kept on guessing far into the night...\
23	'''Miller's son:''' Irving? Floyd? Ichabod? Michael? Sidney? [[Music/TheBeatles John? Paul? George? Ringo?]] [[Film/TheThreeStooges Larry? Moe? Curly? Shemp?]] Howie? Frank?\
24	'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Nope.\
25	'''Orson:''' ...but without success.\
26	'''Miller's son:''' Arbuthnot? Trallfaz? Sting? Prince? Engelburt?\
27	'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Sorry, you only get one more guess.\
28	'''Pizzaman (Bo):''' Hey, like, hi there, Rumpelstiltskin. Qué pasa?\
29	'''Miller's son:''' I know it! I know your name! Your name is...\
30	'''Roy:''' ''(grabs the book from Orson)'' But before the duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up!\
31	'''Orson:''' A hurricane!?\
32	'''Roy:''' Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back.\
33	'''Wade:''' Uno momento!\
34	'''Orson:''' Guys!\
35	'''Wade:''' Then, a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck, and flew him back to reclaim his VCR.\
36	'''Orson:''' Guys, stop this!\
37	'''Roy:''' But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs!\
38	'''Orson:''' Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from?\
39	'''Roy:''' Same place all those [[GratuitousNinja ninjas]] came from.\
40	'''Wade:''' But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron.\
41	'''Roy:''' But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines!\
42	'''Orson:''' Guys!\
43	'''Wade:''' Then 83 monsters take the VCR back!\
44	'''Roy:''' Then 8''4'' monsters and a giant moth grab it back from the duck!
45	-->--''[[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends U.S. Acres]]'', "The Name Game"

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