| 1 | ->''"Speak slowly, I'm blonde."'' |
| 2 | -->-- '''Bumper sticker''' |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->''"You’ll notice a blond person is'' expected ''to talk. If a blond girl doesn’t talk we call her a ‘doll’; if a light-haired man is silent he’s considered stupid. Yet the world is full of ‘dark silent men’ and ‘languorous brunettes’ who haven’t a brain in their heads, but somehow are never accused of the dearth."'' |
| 5 | -->-- '''Amory Blaine''' (dark-haired), ''Literature/ThisSideOfParadise'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->''"Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you-- [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not even a real blonde!]]"'' |
| 8 | -->-- '''Harley Quinn''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Harlequinade" |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->''"So I dot my i's with hearts\ |
| 11 | And I sleep with a teddy bear\ |
| 12 | It doesn't mean that I'm not smart\ |
| 13 | I know all about the ozone layer"'' |
| 14 | -->-- '''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Victoria Jackson]]''', "I Am Not a Bimbo" |
| 15 | |
| 16 | ->'''Both:''' "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..."\ |
| 17 | '''Glinda:''' "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."\ |
| 18 | '''Elphaba:''' "Blonde." |
| 19 | -->-- '''Theatre/{{Wicked}}''', "What Is This Feeling?" |
| 20 | |
| 21 | ->''"Annika Hansen: blonde. A woman barely sentient. [[WeCanRebuildHim We can rebuild her.]] We have the nanotechnology. We have the capability to make the world's first intelligent blonde."'' |
| 22 | -->-- '''B.O.R.G. {{Megacorp}}oration advertisement''', ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace'' |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->''FOR MY HEAD IS HOLLOW AND I AM BLONDE: A disastrous command decision by one of Archer's female officers leads Starfleet to rule that women be restricted to the positions of yeoman and intergalactic telephone operator.'' |
| 25 | -->-- ''Next Week on [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]]'', a ParodyFic by Odon |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->'''Tracey''': Not all blondes are dumb. |
| 28 | ->'''Dorien''': Not all blondes are ''blonde''. |
| 29 | -->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS8E2TheEssexPatient The Essex Patient]]" |
| 30 | |
| 31 | ->'''Gendo:''' HOLY FUCK IT'S A BLONDE! Does that mean you're dumb and shit? |
| 32 | ->'''Ritsuko:''' Sir, I'm Head Scientist here at NERV. |
| 33 | ->'''Gendo:''' WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HIRED A BLONDE AS HEAD SCIENTIST!? |
| 34 | ->'''Ritsuko:''' You did. |
| 35 | -->-- ''WebVideo/EvAbridged 2.0 Shinji is (not) a Pussy'' |
| 36 | |
| 37 | ->''"'Dear Miss Mason...'? Oh, that's me."'' |
| 38 | -->-- '''Clover Mason''', ''Series/ItsAwfullyBadForYourEyesDarling'', "A New Lease" |
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