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-->-- '''B.O.R.G. {{Megacorp}}oration advertisement''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''


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-->-- '''B.O.R.G. {{Megacorp}}oration advertisement''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''



->'''FOR MY HEAD IS HOLLOW AND I AM BLONDE'''\\
A disastrous command decision by one of Archer's female officers leads Starfleet to rule that women be restricted to the positions of yeoman and intergalactic telephone operator.

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->'''FOR ->''FOR MY HEAD IS HOLLOW AND I AM BLONDE'''\\
BLONDE: A disastrous command decision by one of Archer's female officers leads Starfleet to rule that women be restricted to the positions of yeoman and intergalactic telephone operator.''

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->'''FOR MY HEAD IS HOLLOW AND I AM BLONDE'''\\
A disastrous command decision by one of Archer's female officers leads Starfleet to rule that women be restricted to the positions of yeoman and intergalactic telephone operator.
-->-- ''Next Week on [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]]'', a ParodyFic by Odon


->''Both: "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..."\\
Glinda: "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."\\
Elphaba: "Blonde"''

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->''Both: ->'''Both:''' "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..."\\
Glinda: '''Glinda:''' "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."\\
Elphaba: "Blonde"'''''Elphaba:''' "Blonde"


-->-- '''B.O.R.G. Corporation advertisement''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

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-->-- '''B.O.R.G. Corporation {{Megacorp}}oration advertisement''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''



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->''"Annika Hansen: blonde. A woman barely sentient. [[WeCanRebuildHim We can rebuild her.]] We have the nanotechnology. We have the capability to make the world's first intelligent blonde."''
-->-- '''B.O.R.G. Corporation advertisement''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''


->''Both: "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is...\\
Glinda: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...\\
Elphaba: Blonde"''

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->''Both: "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is...\\
"\\
Glinda: Unusually "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...\\
"\\
Elphaba: Blonde"''"Blonde"''


->''"Both: Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is...\\

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->''"Both: Yes, ->''Both: "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is...\\



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->''"Both: Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is...\\
Glinda: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...\\
Elphaba: Blonde"''
-->-- '''Theatre/{{Wicked}}''', "What Is This Feeling?"



->'''Harley Quinn''': Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you-- [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not even a real blonde!]]
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''', "Harlequinade"

->''So I dot my i's with hearts\\

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->'''Harley Quinn''': Here ->''"Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you-- [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not even a real blonde!]]
blonde!]]"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''', '''Harley Quinn''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Harlequinade"

->''So ->''"So I dot my i's with hearts\\



I know all about the ozone layer''

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I know all about the ozone layer''layer"''


-->-- '''[[SaturdayNightLive Victoria Jackson]]''', "I Am Not a Bimbo"


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-->-- '''[[SaturdayNightLive '''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Victoria Jackson]]''', "I Am Not a Bimbo"



->''I get to go to overseas places, like [[GlobalIgnorance Canada.]]''
-->--'''Music/BritneySpears'''

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->''I get to go to overseas places, like [[GlobalIgnorance Canada.]]''
-->--'''Music/BritneySpears'''


->''"Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well the joke's on you, I'm not even a real blond."''
-->-- '''Harley Quinn'''

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->''"Here ->'''Harley Quinn''': Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blond blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you, you-- [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not even a real blond."''
blonde!]]
-->-- '''Harley Quinn'''
'''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''', "Harlequinade"

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->''So I dot my i's with hearts\\
And I sleep with a teddy bear\\
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart\\
I know all about the ozone layer''
-->-- '''[[SaturdayNightLive Victoria Jackson]]''', "I Am Not a Bimbo"

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