"Speak slowly, I'm blonde."
— Bumper sticker
"So I dot my i's with hearts
And I sleep with a teddy bear
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
I know all about the ozone layer"
"Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..." Glinda:
"Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..." Elphaba:
, "What Is This Feeling?"
"Annika Hansen: blonde. A woman barely sentient. We can rebuild her. We have the nanotechnology. We have the capability to make the world's first intelligent blonde." FOR MY HEAD IS HOLLOW AND I AM BLONDE: A disastrous command decision by one of Archer's female officers leads Starfleet to rule that women be restricted to the positions of yeoman and intergalactic telephone operator.