| 1 | !By the nature of the work, all spoilers will be unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned. |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 4 | |
| 5 | !!Season Zero |
| 6 | |
| 7 | [[folder:The Disc War]] |
| 8 | ->''"You and me, versus Dream."'' |
| 9 | -->-- '''Tommy, to Tubbo''' |
| 10 | [[/folder]] |
| 11 | |
| 12 | |
| 13 | !!Season One |
| 14 | |
| 15 | [[folder:The L'Manburg Revolution]] |
| 16 | ->''"Tommy! And Wilbur, and the rest of... [[MaliciousMisnaming L'Manchildburg]]. We... are at war. There is no mercy. We have burnt down Tubbo's house, we have planted TNT cannons around your land, we have cobblestone-walled the outside, and we have shot ONE warning shot inside your walls. We have NO MERCY! NO MERCY FOR YOU! We will BURN DOWN your houses, we will KILL everything inside your walls, and we will TAKE BACK the land that is rightfully ours, if you do not surrender. I wanna see WHITE FLAGS! WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, [[JoinOrDie OR YOU ARE]] '''[[JoinOrDie DEAD]]!'''"'' |
| 17 | -->-- '''Dream''''s declaration of war\ |
| 18 | \ |
| 19 | |
| 20 | ->''"Down with the revolution, boys. It was never meant to be."'' |
| 21 | -->-- '''Eret'''\ |
| 22 | \ |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->''"Eret, listen to me, and I mean this in the nicest way possible: '''You fucked up.'''"'' |
| 25 | -->-- '''Tommy''', following Eret's betrayal\ |
| 26 | \ |
| 27 | |
| 28 | ->'''Tommy:''' Do I shoot [Dream], Wil, or do I aim for the skies...?\ |
| 29 | '''Wilbur:''' Tommy, I... I want you to do whatever your heart says you should do. |
| 30 | -->-- Just before the final duel\ |
| 31 | \ |
| 32 | |
| 33 | ->''I heard there was a special place\ |
| 34 | Where men could go and emancipate\ |
| 35 | The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers\ |
| 36 | \ |
| 37 | Well, this place is real, you needn't fret\ |
| 38 | With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck Eret\ |
| 39 | It's a very big [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not]] [[HarsherInHindsight blown up]] L'Manburg\ |
| 40 | \ |
| 41 | My L'Manburg\ |
| 42 | My L'Manburg\ |
| 43 | My L'Manburg\ |
| 44 | My L'Manburg'' |
| 45 | -->-- ''The L'Manburg NationalAnthem''[[note]]Sung to the tune of "Hallelujah"[[/note]] |
| 46 | [[/folder]] |
| 47 | |
| 48 | [[folder:The Election Arc]] |
| 49 | ->''"Well... ''(long pause)'' That was pretty easy. [...] Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the Dream SMP? And the day I said I was running? An election that I won, by the way... I said things are gonna change. I looked every citizen of L'Manburg in the eyes and I said, 'You listen to me... This place will be a lot different tomorrow.' Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the President of L'Manburg... The EMPEROR, of this GREAT COUNTRY! IS TO '''[[TheExile REVOKE]]'''!! THE CITIZENSHIP OF WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMYINNIT! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!"'' |
| 50 | -->-- '''Jschlatt's''' [[NewEraSpeech inauguration speech]]\ |
| 51 | \ |
| 52 | |
| 53 | ->''"[=TommyInnit=], I am a slow-burning fuse. I am a long, slow-burning fuse, but I'm telling you now, over the next couple weeks, I... I'm gonna be a different man than the one Jschlatt crossed. I can feel it. And maybe this new man will be open to [[TheDreaded ... a Technoblade]]."'' |
| 54 | -->-- '''Wilbur'''\ |
| 55 | \ |
| 56 | |
| 57 | ->'''[[WhamLine Technoblade joined the game]]''' |
| 58 | -->-- The beginning of Wilbur and Tommy's last-ditch effort to reclaim L'Manburg |
| 59 | [[/folder]] |
| 60 | |
| 61 | [[folder:The Pogtopia Arc]] |
| 62 | ->''"Tommy, I knew this time would probably come.\ |
| 63 | For a kingdom that rules with kindness and not with might. No weapons, no armor, just a group of people.\ |
| 64 | Schlatt does not follow these same principles.\ |
| 65 | Schlatt wants weapons. Schlatt wants power. Schlatt wants to expand out into Dream SMP land.\ |
| 66 | Schlatt wants to abolish the walls in order to take more and more land.\ |
| 67 | Schlatt is no Wilbur.\ |
| 68 | I don’t know if peace can be maintained between our two nations with Schlatt at the helm.\ |
| 69 | Last time I tried to take a stand on behalf of Dream SMP I was touted as the villain. This time, I can't involve myself.\ |
| 70 | Schlatt is technically a democratically elected leader, and I can't overthrow him.\ |
| 71 | [[EnemyMine If you need my help, I am here, but it must be from the shadows]]. I can't be caught breaking the peace treaty. Even though the people I made it with are no longer involved.\ |
| 72 | I have trusted you with my most prized possession, which was used to kill you by Schlatt on the day before the election. Only fitting it be used on him in retaliation. \ |
| 73 | Also armor that I was going to trade with Skeppy for your disc.\ |
| 74 | For now, farewell from the shadows. Be safe.\ |
| 75 | - Big D"'' |
| 76 | -->-- Dream's letter to Tommy\ |
| 77 | \ |
| 78 | |
| 79 | ->'''Jschlatt:''' Tubbo, whenever... it's the craziest thing, whenever I get close to you, it's kinda like a... like a... like one of those conch shells. It's... I can almost hear–\ |
| 80 | '''Tubbo:''' You can hear the ocean...?\ |
| 81 | '''Jschlatt:''' I can... Well, no, not the ocean, but I can hear a bunch of... [...] I can hear a bunch of whining toddlers.\ |
| 82 | '''Tubbo:''' ''Schlatt'', that's–\ |
| 83 | '''Jschlatt:''' Somehow upset... with me, and the– and the great things I'm doing for this nation?\ |
| 84 | '''Tubbo:''' All I– All I suggested was that you just didn't tear down, y'know, the most important piece of history!\ |
| 85 | '''Jschlatt:''' ''(talking over him)'' Bunch of whining– bunch of whiny, spoiled BRATS, Tubbo! [...] We'll leave the– We'll leave the ''meth lab''. But you gotta help with the rest of this stuff. And if I hear one more peep, if I come near you and put my ear up to you like a conch shell, and it's– and all these voices aren't just singing the praises... then we're gonna have another conversation. |
| 86 | -->-- The confrontation after Schlatt tries to tear down the Camravan\ |
| 87 | \ |
| 88 | |
| 89 | ->'''Dream:''' We need to go into forbidden grounds, sadly.\ |
| 90 | '''Tommy:''' Understood.\ |
| 91 | '''Sapnap:''' So they're going into Manburg?\ |
| 92 | '''Dream:''' ...''L'''Manburg. |
| 93 | -->-- The line that truly cements Dream's HeelFaceTurn\ |
| 94 | \ |
| 95 | |
| 96 | ->''"T-Tommy, I've got a question for you, right. 'Cause this festival, this is a... this is a good idea. This doesn't seem like a bad... like, this doesn't seem evil. Y'know? This seems like a nice, friendly thing Schlatt's doing... ''({{Beat}})'' [[WhamLine Tommy, are we the bad guys?]]"'' |
| 97 | -->-- '''Wilbur''', the moment it all goes wrong\ |
| 98 | \ |
| 99 | |
| 100 | ->''"You're trying to ''sound'' like you know what you're doing, so that you can prove me wrong. Tommy... ''none of us know what we're doing''. We're fucked, we were fucked the minute we were thrown out. 'Cause Schlatt knows– he's a smart man, he knows that if we fight him, even if we beat him, we've lost. If he fights us and kills us, we've lost. Tommy, there's no in-between, he KNOWS we've lost! And... I know you're scared, Tommy, I understand you're scared. And it's scary! It's scary, Tommy, but y'know what, in a time like this, when a man has nothing to lose, d'yknow what that means? It means '''we can do what we want'''."'' |
| 101 | -->-- '''Wilbur''''s SanitySlippage taking hold\ |
| 102 | \ |
| 103 | |
| 104 | ->'''Wilbur:''' Have you not noticed?! ''Everyone'' who's claiming to be on our side, [[ImproperlyParanoid they're lying to us]]! Tubbo?! He's lying to you, man! He– ''He'' would drop us at the SECOND he realizes we're not in the lead anymore!\ |
| 105 | '''Tommy:''' No, no! ''([[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan punches Wilbur]])'' STOP IT! Alright?!\ |
| 106 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 107 | '''Tommy:''' Wilbur, you're being reckless, you're not– You're not being the man that came in as president. If th– If this is what you think will let us recover L'Manburg, then I'll go along with it, but I don't agree with it, okay? This isn't the right thing to do, this isn't the ''moral'' thing to do. You're being... What's the point in doing anything if we've lost all hope? You've gotta stay with it, man. You've gotta pull yourself together. |
| 108 | -->-- The confrontation between Tommy and Wilbur\ |
| 109 | \ |
| 110 | |
| 111 | ->'''Schlatt:''' Tubbo, Tubbo... ''I know [[TheMole what you've been up to]].''\ |
| 112 | '''Tubbo:''' ''(scared)'' What have I been up to? Wh– What are you talking about?!\ |
| 113 | '''Schlatt:''' "What have I been up to," he says! ''(laughs)'' "What have I been up to..."\ |
| 114 | '''Tubbo:''' Schlatt, I'm asking–\ |
| 115 | '''Schlatt:''' You've been CONSPIRING! With the IDIOTS, with the– with the TYRANTS! That we kicked out of this server, that we kicked out of this great country! [...] Tubbo, I don't know if you know this, but ''treason'' isn't exactly, uh... isn't exactly a respectable thing around here. I know what you've been doing, IT ALL ADDS UP, BUDDY! The fucking TUNNELS, your ABSENCE from GREAT events, I mean, you walked off in the middle of THIS one!\ |
| 116 | '''Tubbo:''' Uh...\ |
| 117 | '''Schlatt:''' You walked off in the middle of this one, Tubbo! Don't try and tell me you've done nothing wrong! Because everybody knows it! I sees it with my own two ''fucking'' eyes, what you've been doing!\ |
| 118 | '''Tubbo:''' Uhhh...\ |
| 119 | '''Schlatt:''' Do you know what happens to traitors, Tubbo?\ |
| 120 | '''Tubbo:''' ...nnno?\ |
| 121 | '''Schlatt:''' '''''Nothing good.''''' |
| 122 | -->-- Tubbo gets found out\ |
| 123 | \ |
| 124 | |
| 125 | ->'''Niki:''' ''(crying)'' HOW ''COULD'' YOU?! ''YOU '''KILLED''' HIM!'' You... ''killed'' him!\ |
| 126 | '''Schlatt:''' YEAH, I DID! I did fuckin' kill him, Niki! The hell do you want?!\ |
| 127 | '''Niki:''' You are so cr– How could you do that?! AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE FOR YOU?!\ |
| 128 | '''Schlatt:''' You have just been a thorn in my side! Since I assumed this office!\ |
| 129 | '''Niki:''' ''I DON'T EVEN WANT TO '''BE''' HERE!'' |
| 130 | -->-- After Tubbo's execution\ |
| 131 | \ |
| 132 | |
| 133 | ->'''Wilbur:''' You– You actually murdered Tubbo.\ |
| 134 | '''Schlatt:''' Yeah... I mean, you actually, uh... You actually let him do that. I mean, Wilbur, I... I took you as– y'know, you were a shitty leader, but... I didn't think you'd– I didn't think you'd aid and abet Tubbo! [...]\ |
| 135 | '''Wilbur:''' Just... If you're gonna kill anyone else, kill me. Don't kill anyone else here. That's why I've–\ |
| 136 | '''Schlatt:''' Yeah, yeah, Loverboy, I've had enough out of your mouth. I'm not gonna kill anyone else, what do I– do I look like a bad guy? Do I look like a bad guy to you?\ |
| 137 | '''Techno:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder I mean]], [[ObviouslyEvil kinda]].\ |
| 138 | '''Schlatt:''' Shut up, Technoblade... [...] I was gonna say, we can just kinda continue with the festivities, but I mean, if your stomach's feeling a little bit woozy after seeing Tubbo die, I suppose you could– I suppose you could get lost. I mean, holy shit, Wilbur. You really just crawled up here on the day of my festival, celebrating my country, that ''you'' are not a part of, and you started– you started crying.\ |
| 139 | '''Wilbur:''' You sounded like you were gonna murder another person! You sounded like you were gonna go for Niki!\ |
| 140 | '''Schlatt:''' Nah, I was only gonna murder Tubbo! He's the only person– Well, I mean, Niki... ''(beat)'' Yeah. Y'know what, I might murder Niki, actually. I might murder her. [...]\ |
| 141 | '''Wilbur:''' Niki, Niki, just– just run. Run now. Run now. |
| 142 | -->-- Wilbur confronts Schlatt\ |
| 143 | \ |
| 144 | |
| 145 | ->''"Tommy, the thing is, you're using words... but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence... and we've had that conversation. We've spoken that language in the pit. It's over, Tommy. Onto a new day. A new plot to destroy Manburg."'' |
| 146 | -->-- '''Technoblade''', after dueling against Tommy in the pit\ |
| 147 | \ |
| 148 | |
| 149 | ->''"The Dream SMP. A lot of weird stuff happens there regularly, and today, was no exception. I thought I was gonna have a normal, casual time, but then, Dream himself came online, and things went ''crazy''."'' |
| 150 | -->-- '''Fundy''''s intro to "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWWG6YdBVE So I hunted Dream...]]" where the [[OurDemonsAreDifferent Dreamons]] make their debut appearance\ |
| 151 | \ |
| 152 | |
| 153 | ->''"I want to leave a smoking crater from which not only will Manburg never recover, but from which no new country can rise in its place. [[BadassBoast History will FORGET that a country ever existed in this area]]."'' |
| 154 | -->-- '''Technoblade''', while speaking with [=BadBoyHalo=]\ |
| 155 | \ |
| 156 | |
| 157 | ->'''Quackity:''' Alright, alright, nonono, fuck you dude. Nah, literally fuck you. Fuck you.\ |
| 158 | '''Schlatt:''' ''(crosstalk)'' Do it! No, come on! Shoot me! Shoot me with your Netherite raw-ass bow!\ |
| 159 | '''Quackity:''' ''(crosstalk)'' Nonono, find– find yourself another Vice-President! FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER VICE-PRESIDENT! [[HatedByAll You literally have the fucking citizen morale SO FUCKING LOW]], under the GROUND, this place might have been– this place might have been better with different kind of leadership! You're being a ''dick'', man!\ |
| 160 | [...]\ |
| 161 | '''Schlatt:''' [[TemptingFate You're too much of a pussy to even shoot me with the bow]], [[OneHitKill it'll kill me in one blow]], but ''(mockingly)'' "Oh, no, I can't do it! I can't do it, I'm Quackity! I'm Quackity, I don't know what sex feels like–"\ |
| 162 | '''Quackity:''' ''([[MistreatmentInducedBetrayal proceeds to shoot Schlatt with the bow, killing him in one blow]])'' Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm out, I'm outta here. I'm fucking outta here, man. ''(walks off)''\ |
| 163 | '''Schlatt:''' Fuckin' pussy. Get outta here. Get outta here, you little piece of shit. ''(sigh)'' Gotta do everything my fucking self...\ |
| 164 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 165 | '''[[ExactEavesdropping Tommy]]:''' What the ''fuck?!'' |
| 166 | -->-- Quackity's [[TheDogBitesBack defection]] from Manburg\ |
| 167 | \ |
| 168 | |
| 169 | ->''"My good old pal Fundy. He tweeted at me asking him to be his [[{{Meido}} maid]] for 24 hours. [[LittleDidIKnow Little did he know this was gonna be the biggest. Mistake. Of his life]]. 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES H[[SoundEffectBleep ***]] JUST BY BEING MYSELF! And when I say being myself, I fully mean... [[CatGirl being myself]]!\ |
| 170 | Nya. Look into my eyes and tell me I'm pretty."'' |
| 171 | -->-- '''[=HBomb=]''' showing how capable he is at [[TheGadfly annoying Fundy]] in the intro of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioyqWv_R3E I Became Fundy's Maid...]]"\ |
| 172 | \ |
| 173 | |
| 174 | ->''"Let the space between the Badlands be total chaos. That's got ''nothing'' to do with ''us''. Manburg? Pogtopia? Who CARES?!"'' |
| 175 | -->-- '''Bad''', describing the power struggle between Wilbur, Tommy, and Jschlatt as completely meaningless from the Badlands' point of view |
| 176 | [[/folder]] |
| 177 | |
| 178 | [[folder:The Manburg-Pogtopia War]] |
| 179 | |
| 180 | ->'''Dream:''' What do you think gives you power? ''(pause)'' Is it your crown? ''(pause)'' Is it the fact that you're king?\ |
| 181 | '''Eret:''' ''(pause)'' Those who've been given power... hold on to it.\ |
| 182 | '''Dream:''' Okay. How?\ |
| 183 | '''Eret:''' I think respect is a big thing.\ |
| 184 | '''Dream:''' Sure. Respect is big. ''(pause)'' If... Respect is the only thing protecting you from... a knife in the back. Respect is nothing, right?\ |
| 185 | '''Eret:''' What are you saying, Dream?\ |
| 186 | '''Dream:''' I'm saying you don't have power because of your crown, you have power because of me and you have power because of the other members of Dream SMP like Punz and Sapnap by protecting you and protecting your kingmenship. ''(pause)'' Am I wrong?\ |
| 187 | '''Eret:''' You're not wrong. |
| 188 | -->-- '''Dream and Eret'''\ |
| 189 | \ |
| 190 | |
| 191 | ->'''Wilbur:''' Schlatt, what are you ''doing?''\ |
| 192 | '''Schlatt:''' ''(slurring)'' Wilbur...?\ |
| 193 | '''Wilbur:''' What are you doing?\ |
| 194 | '''Schlatt:''' Huh...? What the hell– is this a surprise birthday party?\ |
| 195 | '''Wilbur:''' What are you– why are you in my drug van?! What are you doing in my drug van?! It ''better'' not be drugs!\ |
| 196 | '''Schlatt:''' ''(heavy breathing; he takes a bottle and drinks the whole thing)''\ |
| 197 | '''Wilbur:''' ...are you– Are you ''drinking?!''\ |
| 198 | [...]\ |
| 199 | '''Schlatt:''' Oh, this creatine... Ohhh, HAMMER CURLS!\ |
| 200 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(quietly)'' [[SympathyForTheDevil Oh... Oh, god]]. |
| 201 | -->-- The Pogtopians find Schlatt in the Camarvan\ |
| 202 | \ |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->''"The thing that I ''built'' this nation for doesn't exist anymore... Th-that thing I worked towards... doesn't exist anymore. It's over."'' |
| 205 | -->-- '''Wilbur''', before Philza showed up\ |
| 206 | \ |
| 207 | |
| 208 | ->''"What are you doing?"'' |
| 209 | -->-- '''Philza''', to Wilbur, in a last-ditch effort to stop him from blowing everything up\ |
| 210 | \ |
| 211 | |
| 212 | ->'''Wilbur:''' Do you know what this button is?\ |
| 213 | '''Phil:''' Uh-huh. I do.\ |
| 214 | '''Wilbur:''' Have you heard... the song? On the walls? Before? Have you heard the song? I was just saying, I made this big point, it was ''poignant'', and it's um... There ''was'' a special place where men could go, but it's not there anymore y'know, it's not– ''(sigh)''\ |
| 215 | '''Phil:''' It ''is'' there. You've just– You've just won it back, Wil!\ |
| 216 | '''Wilbur:''' ''PHIL,'' I'M ALWAYS ''SO'' CLOSE to pressing this button, Phil! I've BEEN HERE like seven or eight times, I've been here seven or eight times... [...] Phil, I've been here so many times... ''(Wilbur hears fireworks going off outside)'' They're fighting. They're ''fighting!''\ |
| 217 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 218 | '''Phil:''' And you want to just blow it all up.\ |
| 219 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(pained)'' I do, I think, I– ''(sigh)''\ |
| 220 | '''Phil:''' You fought so hard to get this land back... ''So'' hard.\ |
| 221 | '''Wilbur:''' I don't even know if it works anymore, Phil, I don't even know if the button works, I could, I ''could''... press it.\ |
| 222 | '''Phil:''' Do you ''really'' wanna take that risk? ''(laughs)'' There is a ''lot'' of TNT potentially connected to that button.\ |
| 223 | '''Wilbur:''' Phil... There was a saying, Phil. [...] By a traitor. Once part of L'Manburg. A traitor– I don't know if you've heard of Eret?\ |
| 224 | '''Phil:''' Yeah.\ |
| 225 | '''Wilbur:''' He had a saying, Phil. ''({{Beat}})'' It was never meant to be!\ |
| 226 | ''(Wilbur presses the button)'' |
| 227 | -->-- The ChekhovsGun finally fires\ |
| 228 | \ |
| 229 | |
| 230 | ->'''Wilbur:''' ''MY'' L'MANBURG, PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY, FOREVER UNFINISHED! IF ''I'' CAN'T HAVE THIS, ''NO ONE CAN'', PHIL!\ |
| 231 | '''Phil:''' ''(horrified)'' Oh, my god...\ |
| 232 | '''Wilbur:''' [[SuicideByCop Kill me, Phil]]. Phil, kill me, Phil, ''kill me!'' ''(Wilbur throws Phil his sword)'' Phil, stab me with the sword, murder me now, kill me! Killza, ''Killza'', do it! Kill me, Phil! Murder me! Look, they all want you to! Do it, Phil! Kill me! Phil, kill me!\ |
| 233 | '''Phil:''' I– You're my SON!\ |
| 234 | '''Wilbur:''' PHIL, ''KILL ME!''\ |
| 235 | '''Phil:''' No matter what you– dude, no matter what you've done, I can't–\ |
| 236 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(slams on his desk)'' Phil, it's– LOOK! ''LOOK!'' HOW MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS, and it's GONE! ''({{Beat}})'' Do it. ''Do it.''\ |
| 237 | ''([[SuicideByCop Phil stabs Wilbur to death]])''\ |
| 238 | '''Phil:''' ''(frustrated scream)'' ''God!'' You couldn't just let– You couldn't just ''win!'' You couldn't– You ''had'' to just throw your toys out the pram! |
| 239 | -->-- The final confrontation between father and son\ |
| 240 | \ |
| 241 | |
| 242 | ->'''Technoblade:''' Tommy?\ |
| 243 | '''[[VoiceOfTheResistance TommyInnit]]:''' Yeah?\ |
| 244 | '''Technoblade:''' Do you think you're a hero? Is that what this is?\ |
| 245 | '''Tommy:''' I just wanted... I just wanted L'Manburg.\ |
| 246 | '''Technoblade:''' You just wanted ''power''.\ |
| 247 | '''Tommy:''' That's all I've ever wanted. I didn't– I just wanted...\ |
| 248 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 249 | '''Technoblade:''' Tommy, you just did a ''coup''. You just did a [[TheCoup hostile government takeover]] and then immediately instilled yourself as president. And then you gave it to your friend, but that's still a ''tyrant,'' Tommy! [...] But the thing about this world, Tommy... is that good things don't happen to heroes. Let me tell you a story, Tommy. A story of a man called Theseus. His country... well, his city-state, technically, was in danger. And he sent himself forward into enemy lines, he ''slayed'' the minotaur, and saved his city. Do you know what they did to him? [...] [[TheExile They exiled him]]. He died, in disgrace, despised by his people. ''That's'' what happens to heroes, Tommy.\ |
| 250 | '''Tubbo:''' But he ''saved'' everyone!\ |
| 251 | '''Technoblade:''' The Greeks knew the score. But if you want to be a hero, Tommy, that's fine... That's fine.\ |
| 252 | '''Tommy:''' ''(scared)'' Technoblade, ''[[AintTooProudToBeg don't do this]]''.\ |
| 253 | '''Philza:''' Don't do this, Techno, don't–\ |
| 254 | '''Tommy:''' We're ''so close'', I'm not the hero–\ |
| 255 | '''[[HeroKiller Technoblade]]:''' If you want to be a hero, Tommy...\ |
| 256 | '''Fundy:''' ''(mumbling)'' There's no fucking way, there's no fucking way...\ |
| 257 | '''Tubbo:''' Uuuuuuuuuhhhh...\ |
| 258 | '''Technoblade:''' Do you want to be a hero, Tommy?! ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner THEN]] '''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner DIE]]''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner LIKE ONE]]!'' |
| 259 | -->-- '''Technoblade''''s speech before he summons his [[ChekhovsGun two Withers]], cementing his FaceHeelTurn |
| 260 | [[/folder]] |
| 261 | |
| 262 | |
| 263 | !!Season Two |
| 264 | [[folder:The Reconstruction Arc]] |
| 265 | ->''- The smell of bread\ |
| 266 | - L'Manberg\ |
| 267 | - The Revolution\ |
| 268 | - Bullying Tommy (he's a child)\ |
| 269 | - Sparring with Techno as a kid\ |
| 270 | - The wind\ |
| 271 | - Being president\ |
| 272 | - People cheering for me\ |
| 273 | - Fundy growing up\ |
| 274 | - Niki\ |
| 275 | - The van\ |
| 276 | - Tubbo building everything\ |
| 277 | - Phil protecting me\ |
| 278 | - Sally the salmon\ |
| 279 | - [[SuicideByCop Philza stabbing me to death with a sword]]\ |
| 280 | - [[DeathSeeker A large explosion]]\ |
| 281 | - The taste of salt\ |
| 282 | - Air in my lungs\ |
| 283 | - Winning the election\ |
| 284 | - A ravine\ |
| 285 | - Techno's armory\ |
| 286 | - Books\ |
| 287 | - Tunnels\ |
| 288 | - Arrows\ |
| 289 | \ |
| 290 | - ./..\ |
| 291 | \ |
| 292 | -\ |
| 293 | - [[GhostAmnesia I don't know]]'' |
| 294 | -->-- '''"Things I Remember"''', by Ghostbur\ |
| 295 | \ |
| 296 | |
| 297 | ->''"The day after the incident.\ |
| 298 | I felt cold, guilty, torn apart from the inside. I remember leaving after the battle, many perished.\ |
| 299 | This new place is very nice, though empty of all life. I like the ice. It reminds me of something from a long time ago.\ |
| 300 | [[WebVideo/SMPEarth An empire I once helped a friend grow to power and take over the world]]. That was fun. Simple times.\ |
| 301 | After much thinking and solitude I have grown to learn the meaning of the afterlife. I found totems, many totems, gold and gems. Ancient scriptures tell me of a way to bring people back to life. This is my calling. [[SeeksAnothersResurrection I have to save him from the cold emptyness.]]"'' |
| 302 | -->-- '''"Arrival"''', by Philza\ |
| 303 | \ |
| 304 | |
| 305 | ->'''Dream:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Okay, listen, you]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucked up]]'' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness this time]].\ |
| 306 | '''Tommy:''' ''(nervous laughter)'' What the fu– Dream, Dream, don't swear please...\ |
| 307 | '''Dream:''' [[RapidFireNo Nonononono]]. I don't give a FUCK about Spirit, okay?! I don't give a fuck about ''anything'' actually! I care about your discs. I care ''more'' about your discs than you do! That's the ONLY thing I care about on the server, actually! I don't care about Spirit, Spirit was my horse, died ''ages'' ago! I care about your discs, 'cause ''that's'' what gives me power over ''you'' and your ''friends'', and EVERYBODY you care about! Because ''you'' care about your discs more than anyone else here, so if YOU ARE NOT ''EXILED'' from L'Manburg, [[TheWallAroundTheWorld I will build these walls until they reach the]] ''[[TheWallAroundTheWorld block limit]]''. I will keep EVERYBODY inside, I will hire guards, Punz and Sapnap, to patrol all around the entire walls, keeping them inside. No trade, no one leaves, no armor, or they get ''slaughtered'' inside. DON'T TRY AND ''THREATEN'' ME! I don't CARE! I've lost ALL care for ANYTHING on this server!\ |
| 308 | '''Tommy:''' Really?! So if I burn Spirit right now–\ |
| 309 | '''Dream:''' '''''BURN SPIRIT!''''' RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! RIGHT NOW!\ |
| 310 | '''Tommy:''' Well, this is the only thing you've had attachment to this entire time! How do I know you're not fucking lying?!\ |
| 311 | '''Dream:''' I have attachment to ''your discs''.\ |
| 312 | '''Tommy:''' Why would you care– ''(stammers)'' They're MY discs, why do you even care about them?!\ |
| 313 | '''Dream:''' Nononono, Tommy, Tommy, they're ''my'' discs. I'll get them, I'll keep them, I'll put them in my ender chest and I'll keep them for the rest of the server.\ |
| 314 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 315 | '''Dream:''' Listen, Tubbo. You have three days. If you do not exile him in three days... I'll do what I said.\ |
| 316 | '''Tommy:''' Well, wh... What does that entail? What the fuck do you mean?\ |
| 317 | '''Dream:''' L'Manburg can be independent... but L'Manburg can't be ''free''. |
| 318 | -->-- Dream's ultimatum\ |
| 319 | \ |
| 320 | |
| 321 | ->'''Tubbo:''' Look around.\ |
| 322 | '''Dream:''' There's giant obsidian walls.\ |
| 323 | '''Tubbo:''' There is. There is, Dream. And that is– that is a problem, okay? For too long, Dream, we– actually... ''(trails off)''\ |
| 324 | '''Dream:''' Tubbo.\ |
| 325 | '''Tubbo:''' Yeah.\ |
| 326 | '''Dream:''' I trust... you. I trust– y'know, you're the best leader L'Manburg's ever had. I trust that you... y'know, you've always made the best decision for L'Manburg, as a y'know, a gracious leader. I trust that whatever decision you came to was the best one for L'Manburg.\ |
| 327 | '''Tubbo:''' Mmm... ''(starts laughing)'' Y'know, this is funny, actually! It is... I'm sorry, Tommy. I'm sorry.\ |
| 328 | '''Tommy:''' Dream, you–\ |
| 329 | '''Tubbo:''' ''Tommy.'' I am... I am so, ''so'' sorry. Dream, I've come to a decision... that'll be best for the nation. The most logical thing to do. [[WhamLine For Tommy to be... Exiled. From L'Manburg]].\ |
| 330 | '''Quackity:''' ''What?!''\ |
| 331 | '''Fundy:''' Wh–\ |
| 332 | '''Tubbo:''' ''(turns around)'' Teaming with Technoblade is an ''awful'' idea! It's an AWFUL idea!\ |
| 333 | '''Fundy:''' WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION!\ |
| 334 | '''Tubbo:''' No, NO, okay?! It's awful!\ |
| 335 | '''Quackity:''' WHAT ARE YOU ''DOING'', TUBBO?!\ |
| 336 | '''Fundy:''' ''TUBBO!''\ |
| 337 | '''Tommy:''' ''([[OOCIsSeriousBusiness quietly; horrified]])'' Tubbo...?\ |
| 338 | '''Tubbo:''' IT'S NOT THE BEST FOR THIS NATION! ''NOTHING'' involving ANY kind of conflict is the best for this nation! Okay?! You guys are thinking EMOTIONALLY, IRRATIONALLY! You need to think LOGICALLY! [[TheNeedsOfTheMany There's more than just us four that live here]]!\ |
| 339 | '''Tommy:''' What...?\ |
| 340 | '''Tubbo:''' War is gonna bring DESTRUCTION, TERROR! A new regime that we don't want to enforce upon our citizens!\ |
| 341 | '''Quackity:''' Tubbo, we AGREED ON THIS! We just had a goddamn conversation, what are you DOING?!\ |
| 342 | ''(Fundy, Quackity and Tommy all start talking over each other)''\ |
| 343 | '''Tubbo:''' ''HEY, '''HEY!!!''''' THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ''ENOUGH'', OKAY?! BE ''QUIET!'' YOU'VE UNDERMINED MY AUTHORITY FROM THE GET-GO! Okay?! All of you, NO ONE here has respected me, you all jump on these merry little ''bandwagons'', of– of ''destruction!'' It's not– It's not okay! ''(stammers)'' You DEFINITELY do not have the best interests of this nation at heart! And you have made that more apparent then EVER before today! |
| 344 | -->-- Tommy gets exiled\ |
| 345 | \ |
| 346 | |
| 347 | ->'''Tubbo:''' All of this is based around the music discs! We can't sacrifice ''everything'' for the music discs!\ |
| 348 | '''Tommy:''' Tubbo, ''Tubbo'', but what– From the beginning, before L'Manburg e– You ''know'' this is our L'Manburg, this is everything, but before everything... The discs, Tubbo... What about the discs... You... Tubbo, the–\ |
| 349 | '''Tubbo:''' They're just. ''Music discs.'' They shouldn't be able to dictate the future of an entire nation.\ |
| 350 | [...]\ |
| 351 | '''Tommy:''' This is what Dream ''wants!'' Why... Why would... ''Why?!'' Tubbo?\ |
| 352 | '''Tubbo:''' It's not the way, it's not the way, it's not the ''right'' way.\ |
| 353 | '''Tommy:''' What is the– HOW is this the right way?! Explain, ''explain!'' How are the discs wrong, Tubbo?! Can't you see, this has been the thing from the begi–\ |
| 354 | '''Tubbo:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THE DISCS DON'T MATTER, TOMMY]]!''''' HOW COULD YOU NOT ''SEE'' THAT?! They don't ''matter!''\ |
| 355 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 356 | '''Tommy:''' Wh– why? What...? W-well, if... If they don't matter, Tubbo... If they don't matter... If you have no attachment to things... If you don't– if nothing matters, then... [[ArmourPiercingQuestion Why does any of– ANY of this matter at all]]?\ |
| 357 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 358 | '''Tubbo:''' ''(coldly)'' Dream, please detain and escort Tommy out of my country. |
| 359 | -->-- [[PlotMandatedFriendshipFailure The friendship between Tommy and Tubbo is shattered]]\ |
| 360 | \ |
| 361 | [[/folder]] |
| 362 | |
| 363 | [[folder:The Exile Arc]] |
| 364 | ->'''Dream:''' I'm just– I'm making sure that you're not up to no good.\ |
| 365 | '''Tommy:''' WH– HOW COULD– YOU'VE ''EXILED'' ME, YOU FUCKING STUPID MANIPULATING FUCKING GREEN BASTARD!\ |
| 366 | '''Dream:''' I know! I know! And you know why I did that?\ |
| 367 | [...]\ |
| 368 | '''Tommy:''' Why?\ |
| 369 | '''Dream:''' Because... You don't listen to me, ever. You're the only person who doesn't ''ever'' listen to me. If I tell you to do something, you're like ''(bad British accent)'' "NO, FUCK YOU", ''(normal voice)'' and you go and do the exact opposite–\ |
| 370 | '''Tommy:''' ''(punching Dream and lighting him on fire)'' [[IResembleThatRemark THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU]]–\ |
| 371 | '''Dream:''' That is ''exactly''–\ |
| 372 | '''Tommy:''' THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME, I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR NATION HAS EVER BEEN, YOUR CONTINENT IS ''SHIT!''\ |
| 373 | '''Dream:''' You're like a little annoying ''bug'' in my room, and it's– You piss me off! So I take you, and I put you outside. And that's what I did. And now I'm just making sure you ''stay'' outside. |
| 374 | -->-- Dream announces the real reason behind Tommy's exile\ |
| 375 | \ |
| 376 | |
| 377 | ->'''Dream:''' It's not your time to die yet, Tommy.\ |
| 378 | '''Tommy:''' It's never my time to die... |
| 379 | -->-- In the Nether as Tommy [[DrivenToSuicide stares down a pit of lava]]\ |
| 380 | \ |
| 381 | |
| 382 | ->'''Tommy:''' I just wanna go home...\ |
| 383 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 384 | '''Dream:''' Um...\ |
| 385 | '''Tommy:''' ''Please'', can I go home?\ |
| 386 | '''Dream:''' D'you wanna see the Christmas tree for like, ten seconds?\ |
| 387 | '''Tommy:''' Can I stay...?\ |
| 388 | '''Dream:''' You can't ''stay'', but if you wanna look at it, I'll let you.\ |
| 389 | '''Tommy:''' Why can't I stay...?\ |
| 390 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 391 | '''Dream:''' Well, it's not like they ''want you'' anyway, Tommy.\ |
| 392 | '''Tommy:''' ...what...?\ |
| 393 | '''Dream:''' Tommy, no one showed up to your party, and everyone was invited. D'you wanna see the Christmas tree?\ |
| 394 | '''Tommy:''' ''(turns back around and starts walking to the Logstedshire Portal)'' ...[[DespairEventHorizon let's just go back]]...\ |
| 395 | '''Dream:''' Come on, you wanna see the Christmas tree. Tommy! Come back!\ |
| 396 | '''Tommy:''' No one showed up, Dream. [...] ''No one'' showed up. Did they? No one cares anymore. I'm just...\ |
| 397 | '''Dream:''' I'm sure– I'm sure if you asked them, they'd say they care about you.\ |
| 398 | '''Tommy:''' Well, I– You invited them, and they didn't show up! ''({{Beat}})'' We ''did'' ask them. And they all said "No". They said "No"... ''(sigh; starts walking back to Logstedshire)'' Let's go home. |
| 399 | -->-- Tommy leaves L'Manburg behind\ |
| 400 | \ |
| 401 | |
| 402 | ->'''Dream:''' Tommy, I thought– I thought that we were friends. I thought–\ |
| 403 | '''Tommy:''' We are, no, you're my– You're my best friend! You're my best friend!\ |
| 404 | [...]\ |
| 405 | '''Dream:''' You ''hid things'' in a chest, ''knowing'' they were things I wouldn't want you to have. And you hid it in a way, that way I would never find it. And the only reason I would have found it, it because you walked in here, and I was mining down to tell you to drop your stuff in a hole, and I saw the chests!\ |
| 406 | '''Tommy:''' And I was gonna– I was gonna just drop my stuff! I like– I did!\ |
| 407 | '''Dream:''' Listen, Tommy, look. [...] ''([[KickTheDog Dream kills Mushroom Henry]])''\ |
| 408 | '''Tommy:''' ''(horrified scream)'' YOU JUST KILLED MUSHROOM HENRY! He was fuckin' spinnin'!\ |
| 409 | ''(Dream places TNT inside the house)''\ |
| 410 | '''Tommy:''' No, stop it! Stop it! ''(breaks the TNT)'' Man, I'm ''so'' sorry, I'm s– Can we not just... Can we not just chat?\ |
| 411 | ''(Dream places more TNT and lights it; the house explodes)''\ |
| 412 | '''Tommy:''' ...Dream?\ |
| 413 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 414 | '''Dream:''' Tommy... You can't go to the Nether. ''No one'' can come and visit you. Until you ''learn''... To listen.\ |
| 415 | '''Tommy:''' I– I– I–\ |
| 416 | '''Dream:''' You have to start over. [...] Tommy... ''Don't'' do that. Y'know, I exiled you for a reason. And... Tubbo exiled you for a reason. [[WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou And you didn't listen]]. You didn't listen to the rules, the rules were simple! I just wanted your armour and your weapons every day, that's was it. And I didn't even take it one or two days, and I even ''gave'' you armour once. But, you have to ''somehow'' wiggle your way out and try and ''defy'' me for some reason, and keep a secret stash... [...] Tommy, you have to realize, you– you hid chests from me, full of stuff to... I don't even know, what?! What were you planning to do with that stuff, ''attack me?!'' Try and kill me or something?\ |
| 417 | '''Tommy:''' I don't know... ''(stammering)'' I just, y'know, I just wanted a place where I could go "These are ''mine''. These are ''my'' things..." ''({{Beat}})'' I'm ''really'' sorry. [...] Can we... Why don't we just pretend this never... Yeah, let's– Yeah! Can we just pretend this...\ |
| 418 | '''Dream:''' Sorry doesn't cut it, Tommy. [...] You ''can't'' go to the Nether, ''no one'' can come here, you are ''alone'', okay? As soon as I think that you have changed, and become somebody who ''isn't'' going to hide and lie and... try and revolt! Then people can visit you again, and you can go to the Nether again. But for now? No. No one can. You– I was being very lenient! Yesterday, I let you go into the Dream SMP, on a temporary pass! And what do I find out the next day?!\ |
| 419 | '''Tommy:''' ''(quietly)'' I'm so sorry...\ |
| 420 | '''Dream:''' I have been nothing but ''gracious'' to you. ''({{Beat}})'' Tommy. Think about what you did. |
| 421 | -->-- Dream finds Tommy's secret stash of items and destroys Logstedshire in response\ |
| 422 | \ |
| 423 | |
| 424 | ->''"His last words were, 'I'll see you every– every week to come and watch you.' [[DrivenToSuicide Well... Now, you... I'll... Now you won't, you]]... ''({{Beat}})'' Come and watch me, to come and watch me. See me every week to come and watch me. ''(looks around)'' To come and– come and... ''(looks at his pictures)'' Every week to come and ''watch'' me. ''({{Beat}}; indignant)'' He'd come... to ''watch'' me. [...] He wasn't here to be my friend. He said it. He was ''just'' here so he... ''({{Beat}})'' He was just here ''so he could '''watch''' me!'' [...] What did he say on the first day? Like a little bug that he can't flick off. I'm the only person who never does exactly what he says. ''([[EurekaMoment sudden realization]])'' ''I'm'' the only person who never does what he says! ''Me!'' He said that to me, didn't he?! [...] Dream wasn't– He was just here to make sure... 'Cause ''I'm'' the only one that will throttle him. ''({{Beat}})'' [[IKnowWhatYouFear I'm the only one Dream's scared of]]."'' |
| 425 | -->-- '''Tommy''' realizes the true reason behind his exile\ |
| 426 | \ |
| 427 | |
| 428 | ->'''Quackity:''' How the ffffFUCK, how the HELL did that anvil not kill you?!\ |
| 429 | '''Techno:''' ''(laughs)'' Did you really think, Quackity, that you could kill me that easily?\ |
| 430 | '''Quackity:''' How did you do it? What– how did you even ''do'' that?\ |
| 431 | '''Techno:''' You think death can stop me, Quackity? Y'know– Y'know what?! Y'know what, I've got– I've got a lot to say, okay?! I was gonna say it at the trial, but we got a little bit interrupted, Quackity. Y'know, I ''tried'' convincing you guys that government– that government was not the answer, that government was actually the ''cause'' of all your problems. Alright? I tried– I tried to convince you guys by fighting alongside you as brothers, and you just cast me aside, you ''used'' me, I tried to use force, and you STILL formed a government, and when I went into hiding, when I retired, when I swore off violence, you HUNTED ME DOWN, you HURT MY FRIENDS!\ |
| 432 | '''Quackity:''' You don't understand, Techno, you don't understand what we're trying to build here, Techno. This is not a– this is not a simple anarchy thing, Techno. That's what you don't understand. Alright? Techno, do you really think I give a ''shit'' about the Withers? No. No. You are on the hit list, Techno. You're on the fucking hit list.\ |
| 433 | '''Techno:''' What hitlist?\ |
| 434 | '''Quackity:''' I'm building a country here. This is what– what we have out there is a country. And what we need here is organization of power. And I don't care how long it fucking takes me, or what I have to do to get you, Techno... [[IllKillYou I'm going to fucking kill you. I am going to kill you, Technoblade]].\ |
| 435 | '''Techno:''' ...I just have one question, Quackity.\ |
| 436 | '''Quackity:''' What do you have?\ |
| 437 | '''Techno:''' Do you think ''you're'' enough to kill me? [[BadassBoast Even unarmed, with iron armor, do you really think YOU can take me]]?!\ |
| 438 | '''Quackity:''' Oh, I do. Y'know what? Let's fucking ''find out'', you son of a BITCH! |
| 439 | -->-- Quackity confronts Techno in the Final Control Room\ |
| 440 | \ |
| 441 | |
| 442 | ->''"I have a [[PowerfulPick pickaxe]], and I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH! I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH, QUACKITY!''" |
| 443 | -->-- '''Technoblade''', shortly before [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath doing just that]] while fighting Quackity outside the Final Control Room\ |
| 444 | \ |
| 445 | |
| 446 | ->''"Welcome home, Theseus!"'' |
| 447 | -->-- '''Technoblade''' revealing his hidden armory for his and Tommy's [[EnemyMine team up]]\ |
| 448 | \ |
| 449 | [[/folder]] |
| 450 | |
| 451 | [[folder:The Vengeance Arc]] |
| 452 | ->''"This is gonna be chaos, dude! This is gonna be the end of the world, if this– if this goes off!"'' |
| 453 | -->-- '''Philza''', after seeing the vault full of Wither Skulls\ |
| 454 | \ |
| 455 | |
| 456 | ->''"Everything to do with government has just been bad, so far. [...] I've watched it completely destroy and tear down people's wills, and change people. I've seen it change the nicest people into complete and utter tyrants. So... I think it's about time."'' |
| 457 | -->-- '''Philza''' joins the Anarchists\ |
| 458 | \ |
| 459 | |
| 460 | ->'''Tommy:''' You screwed me over, Dream. You– You manipulated me.\ |
| 461 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 462 | '''Dream:''' Tommy, I was the only person who visited you, I was the only person that was your ''friend''.\ |
| 463 | '''Tommy:''' But– but you were ''terrible!''\ |
| 464 | '''Dream:''' Look at what you did! You– you– you betrayed me! You came here, you're not supposed to be here, you left... And now you're here! And you're causing problems! As far as I heard, you had a ''hostage!''\ |
| 465 | '''Tommy:''' ...yeah, we did...\ |
| 466 | '''Techno:''' That's true. That's true.\ |
| 467 | '''Tommy:''' Yeah, y'know what, to get back my discs! So we can put an end to all of this! This all– you were the only one that visited me, because you know what, Dream?\ |
| 468 | '''Dream:''' Tommy–\ |
| 469 | '''Tommy:''' I'm the– ''I'm'' the only one that goes against ''you!'' And y'know what, Dream? I think you're ''scared'' of me.\ |
| 470 | '''Techno:''' Oooohhh!\ |
| 471 | '''Tommy:''' I think that's what this was about! Containing me! [...] You know what, Dream? ''Go to hell.'' |
| 472 | -->-- Tommy confronts Dream\ |
| 473 | \ |
| 474 | |
| 475 | ->'''Dream:''' Tommy, listen. You're gonna come with me... or I'm gonna burn your disc.\ |
| 476 | '''Techno:''' Well, that's gonna be a bit of a problem, Dream. ''(steps in front of Tommy)'' Because this guy's with ''me''. |
| 477 | -->-- Techno protects Tommy from Dream\ |
| 478 | \ |
| 479 | |
| 480 | ->''"I dont really know what my stance is on the relations in Lmanburg. Everyone is trying to pick a side and it isn't working. They let their sides get in the way of the interpersonal relationships which are much more important than a city. We have seen people get torn apart becaus of this. Why does everyone keep choosing sides? Why does Dream keep total control? It shouldnt be techno v lmanburg v dream. It should be all of us working together. But why? Why does one person care so much about power? Why does it matter?"'' |
| 481 | -->-- '''Ranboo''', in his memory book |
| 482 | |
| 483 | ->''"Why doesn't anyone realize that Dream is the main enemy? Dream is the only one– Dream is the main reason why this keeps happening... See, if no one chose a side, [[EnemyMine if no one chose a side and they were all just allied against Dream]], we could take him down easy, 'cause no one man has so much power to take us all down! ({{Beat}}) ...Dream did this on purpose. He knew. [[DivideAndConquer He knew that if he forced everyone to choose sides, he would have the power]]. That's why he fought for the discs. That's why he fought for the discs, so... He only did that... Because... He only did that because he wanted all the power to himself, that's why, that's why he kept on doing it, that's why he fought for the discs, that's why he... started the fights between Tubbo and Tommy... 'Cause he knows that [[AvengersAssemble if we're all together]]... Then he doesn't stand a chance. He KNOWS that, he KNOWS that that's why! He knows– (laughs) he knows that that's why that keeps happening. So he makes these things, he makes [[NumberOneDime the discs]], he makes L'Manburg, he makes... he makes everything, he gave L'Manburg freedom in order to give himself more control over everything. [...] Dream is the reason why this is all happening. Everything would be fine, everything would be 100% fine, if... Dream didn't have power. We could have peace. For the first time in a LONG time. [...] He knew that every person that gets on this server is gonna just end up being under him. Every person that's on this server is gonna end up being... lesser. Being worse. Even if they all get together they're just going to be worse. [...] He could probably kill me in an instant if he wanted to, he could just get on right now and kill me, but... He doesn't. 'Cause he knows that it would just... He likes to play with us, he likes to toy with us. [[ForTheEvulz He likes to... light the fire under us and see us squirm a little]]. That's what he likes, this isn't... This entire thing, this isn't about people. This is about entertainment for him. This is all just about entertainment for him... 'Cause he's cruel. He's cruel."'' |
| 484 | -->-- '''Ranboo''' |
| 485 | |
| 486 | ->'''Dream:''' Listen, listen, listen, Tubbo, Tubbo. I– I– ah, well, [[FauxAffablyEvil thank you for giving me the disc]]. I just want to say that you're an idiot. You are an absolute idiot. And you have no power and you are the worst president that has ever been president-elect because you're no president at all!\ |
| 487 | ''(people protest)''\ |
| 488 | '''Dream:''' No, listen, listen! You're not even president! You're not even president -- Quackity is more president than you! [[TheManBehindTheMan I'm more president of L'Manberg than you]]. You listen t– [[ExtremeDoormat you get pushed around by everybody on this server]].\ |
| 489 | '''Technoblade:''' Yeah, tell him!!\ |
| 490 | '''Dream:''' Because you are an idiot. You are a buffoon. You are a fool, you fall for–\ |
| 491 | '''Technoblade:''' You are a coward!\ |
| 492 | '''Dream:''' –everything! You just gave me the one thing I needed to destroy L'Manberg! I don't CARE about L'Manberg. I don't CARE about anything; I've said this before. The only reason why I had not destroyed L'Manberg was because you had the disc! [[FalseFriend I had to be friends with you, to get the dumb disc back]]! I don't care about you. I'm not your friend. Okay? I cared about getting the disc back, and I got the disc back. I got it back. And that's–that's– that's the only thing that really matters. You can't even run your nation right. [[WhamLine RANBOO IS A TRAITOR. ONE OF YOUR MOST TRUSTED FRIENDS]].\ |
| 493 | ''(various outbursts and denial)''\ |
| 494 | '''Dream:''' NO, IT IS TRUE. READ THIS BOOK. READ THIS BOOK. There's his memory book. He was meeting with Techno and Tommy and told them EVERYTHING. The proof it's all his own memories! He writes it down! You can't even run your own nation correctly, Tubbo. [[WhatTheHellHero Listen. Tubbo, you, I mean you... L'Manberg is weaker than it's ever been, and it's because of you! You have– you have destroyed everything. You have ruined your friendships. You have ruined L'Manberg's allies. You have just– You are a horrible president, Tubbo]].\ |
| 495 | '''Technoblade:''' [[AndThatsTerrible YEAH, YOU SUCK, TUBBO]]!\ |
| 496 | '''Dream:''' [[WhamLine Techno. Got any withers]]? |
| 497 | -->-- '''Dream's''' TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Tubbo, with Technoblade joining the fray |
| 498 | |
| 499 | ->'''Ponk:''' Would this be a revolution?\ |
| 500 | '''Tommy:''' This isn't a revolution. This is Doomsday. And we've gotta prepare for it. |
| 501 | -->-- The eve before the [[EndOfAnAge Doomsday War]] |
| 502 | |
| 503 | ->''"[[ArcWords It was never meant to be.]]"'' |
| 504 | -->-- Niki burns down the L'Mantree |
| 505 | |
| 506 | ->'''Dream:''' Tommy, I'm not done with you. L'Manberg's story is over, but our story isn't over.\ |
| 507 | '''Tommy:''' Our story ''isn't'' over Dream, but it ''will'' be.\ |
| 508 | '''Dream:''' I don't think it'll ever be over. [[ForTheEvulz You're too]] ''[[ForTheEvulz fun]]''. |
| 509 | -->-- Dream makes his motives clear |
| 510 | |
| 511 | ->'''Ghostbur:''' You ''knew'' [[SweetSheep friend]] was in your house!\ |
| 512 | '''Phil:''' ''(dismissively)'' He's got infinite canon–\ |
| 513 | '''Ghostbur:''' ''([[BreakTheCutie crying]]; [[RageBreakingPoint furious]])'' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting KNEW]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE]]!\ |
| 514 | '''Phil:''' [[ShootTheDog He's got infinite canon lives]]!\ |
| 515 | '''Ghostbur:''' YOU KNEW– ''STOP, STOP, '''STOP!''''' YOU ''KNEW'' FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE! YOU KNEW ''EVERYTHING'' EVERYONE OWNED WAS IN THIS TOWN!\ |
| 516 | '''Phil:''' ...[[BluntYes I did]].\ |
| 517 | '''Ghostbur:''' I don't– I don't– I don't want to listen, I don't want to hear what you have to say! I don't wanna have to hear what you have to say... I– I've read the history books... Phil, I've read the history books, You– you k– you slayed the dragon, you slayed Alivebur. You were the– you– you– you are the Saint George of the Dream SMP, we understand! Everyone understands that, Phil, but... [[WhatTheHellHero Look what you've done]]! [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How can you look at this and still see yourself as a hero]]?! Sending a message, Phil, ''sending a message?''\ |
| 518 | '''Phil:''' [[BluntYes ...Yeah]]. [[CruelToBeKind Not to– not to start another government. Not to take genuinely nice, wholehearted people and turn them against each other with power and corruption]]. That's why, Wil. I don't wanna see it happen again.\ |
| 519 | '''Ghostbur:''' So you make [[TheWoobie me suffer]]? I– I don't know what Alivebur did, and I'm really trying to remember... But I know what ''I'' did. I just wrote books! I built... remember the lanterns we used to make? I built them, I– I built a house for people, I– I set up this a– I built this town, just like I built Logstedshire, and I've watched them ''both'' blow up. And I didn't... I didn't– I didn't hurt anyone. And yet ''I'm'' the one who suffers, ''I'm'' the one who pays! Tommy didn't even live here, Tommy didn't have a house here. I... I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I'm the one who pays for war. ''(sniffles)'' I ''know'' I'm forgetful, I ''know'' I'm an amnesiac and I know I'm the comic relief in all your stories, but [[DidYouThinkICantFeel I STILL FEEL THIS, I still FEEL things]]! And I try my best to make sure no one else feels it! |
| 520 | -->-- Ghostbur [[CallingTheOldManOut calling Philza out]] for approving the violent actions he, Techno, and Dream did |
| 521 | [[/folder]] |
| 522 | |
| 523 | [[folder:The Disunion Arc]] |
| 524 | |
| 525 | ->'''Tommy:''' We only have about a week. [...] Now is our last chance. One final effort. Alright?\ |
| 526 | '''Tubbo:''' And if we win this, we're free!\ |
| 527 | '''Tommy:''' If we win this, we're free, and if we lose this, it's ove– Tubbo, one final effort. We need– we– we ''have'' to! Because– and you agree that this is the last time we have to– we have to take him down, alright? Tubbo...\ |
| 528 | '''Tubbo:''' ''(nods)'' Aggressive nodding.\ |
| 529 | '''Tommy:''' We get back the discs... Or we die trying. We... Tubbo.\ |
| 530 | '''Tubbo:''' Yes.\ |
| 531 | '''Tommy:''' [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar We're in the endgame now]]. |
| 532 | -->-- Tommy and Tubbo plan to take on Dream once and for all |
| 533 | |
| 534 | ->'''Ghostbur:''' I need to... I need to be killed. I... ''(sigh)''\ |
| 535 | '''Eret:''' There's a fox out there who needs a father.\ |
| 536 | '''Ghostbur:''' And... There's a world out there that needs a ruler. When I look at this crater, I don't see– I don't see somewhere that Ghostbur made better, I see somewhere that... that is owned by weakness. Eret, I'm not a strong man. I'm not a strong man.\ |
| 537 | '''Eret:''' You ''were'' a strong man.\ |
| 538 | '''Ghostbur:''' Yeah, but I'm not a strong ''ghost''! And I– This world needs strength right now, and I... ''(frustrated groan)'' It's one of those things where I don't– I want to... Do it, Phil, Phil, do it, I don't wanna look. I'll look at the fish, I'll look at Say-lee. I'll just– I'll hold my blue, and you just... You just put the sword through my chest, right where the scar is that hurts, and I'll... I'll be back. And the world can be strong again. |
| 539 | -->-- Ghostbur makes up his mind\ |
| 540 | \ |
| 541 | |
| 542 | ->''"Don't get me wrong, Tommy has screwed up, time and time again... But he is a CHILD. I'm not saying that in some insignificant, insulting sort of way, but... He– he can make mistakes. And even then, he REALIZES that they're mistakes. He's been exiled, what, twice now? ({{Beat}}) Waging a war over– over... children's mistakes? Over a disc, is that- is that really what... [[DisproportionateRetribution We've collapsed homes, killed people, just for... for what?! To prove a point]]?!"'' |
| 543 | -->-- '''Captain Puffy''' |
| 544 | [[/folder]] |
| 545 | |
| 546 | [[folder:The Disc War Finale]] |
| 547 | ->'''Dream:''' Tubbo... Tubbo thought I was his ''friend'', Tommy. What an idiot, right? He thought I was his friend. ''You'' thought I was your friend. You both– you both thought I was your friend. Y'know, I made– I made sure nobody showed up to your party, so you'd have no friends but me. [...] All along, I've been one step ahead of you since the very beginning. Like, I mean... Tubbo, the reason I ''have'' the disc is because I ''framed'' Tommy, I blew up the Community House and framed him!\ |
| 548 | '''Tubbo:''' You blew up the–\ |
| 549 | '''Dream:''' And you were dumb enough to give ''me'' the disc!\ |
| 550 | '''Tommy:''' ''(furious)'' [[YouMonster You're a]] ''[[YouMonster psychopath]]'', Dream.\ |
| 551 | '''Dream:''' I mean, I wouldn't say ''that'', but... I mean, L'Manburg's gone, I have the discs, I have you guys at my mercy right now... |
| 552 | -->-- Tommy and Tubbo are captured\ |
| 553 | \ |
| 554 | |
| 555 | ->''"Listen, Tommy, ever since you joined this server, you've been a headache, okay?! You've brought war, you brought terrorism... Bad ''everything!'' But, but... The cause of all the war, of everything... was ''attachment''. Right? Your attachment to the discs, your attachment to Henry, to pets, to friends, to land, to countries, to items... [...] That's– that's the ONE good thing that you've done. The ONE good think you've done is, you've brought attachment to the server. So... It took me a long time to realize how important... How important attachment was. But when I did... Y'know, it made me stronger. And I realized that you're– you're– you're important! [...] I– I cut my attachment. I blew up my house, I lost my friends, I lost my items, lost my crossbow, my... Y'know, everything that was important to me, my pets. [[VirtueIsWeakness I cut everything, 'cause that's what gave people power over each other]]. The reason you're here is because I have these dumb little items. [...] If I can control the things that people are attached to, then I can control the server again! Because this isn't TOMMY SMP, or TUBBO SMP, THIS IS '''DREAM''' SMP, right?! So I can control the server if I have everything that everybody cares about! That everybody's EVER cared about! [[ControlFreak I can control everything]], alright? I can turn the server back to what it USED to be."'' |
| 556 | -->-- '''Dream'''\ |
| 557 | \ |
| 558 | |
| 559 | ->''"Tommy, you wanna be a hero, right? You wanna be a hero. You wanna be the ''hero'' of the server. And every hero needs an origin story. Right? I mean, ComicBook/{{Batman}} had his parents, ComicBook/SpiderMan had Uncle Ben... [[FriendlyTarget You can have Tubbo]]."'' |
| 560 | -->-- '''Dream'''\ |
| 561 | \ |
| 562 | |
| 563 | ->'''Tommy:''' He's not gonna kill you. He's not gonna ''fucking'' kill you. You've seen him deceive everyone, Tubbo, you know he's not gonna kill us! I'll tell you what we do, we make a break for the portal and run all the way back to mine, 'cause I've got the secret portal on the exile-base, if we run to that–\ |
| 564 | '''Tubbo:''' ''(resigned)'' We will be dead before we get to the portal. Too much of a distance. ''({{Beat}})'' It's alright! We've had some laughs, it was– it was fun while it lasted, but...\ |
| 565 | '''Tommy:''' Why have you just ''accepted'' it?! Don't just accept it now! Don't– No–\ |
| 566 | '''Tubbo:''' We've been backed into a corner.\ |
| 567 | '''Tommy:''' Tubbo, we never accept defeat, alright?!\ |
| 568 | '''Tubbo:''' We're literally at Y-level 5. There's nowhere to go under. We don't have blocks, so we can't tower up. We will be dead before we get to the portal. We can't go [through the wall], we don't have pickaxes. [...] I... Yeah, it's over. ''({{Beat}})'' We had some laughs! It was fun. Y'know. All good things must come to an end eventually. I just didn't think that this would be... This would be my... My "coming to an end", if you will.\ |
| 569 | '''Tommy:''' What am I– What am I without you?\ |
| 570 | '''Tubbo:''' Yourself.\ |
| 571 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 572 | '''Tommy:''' So are you really– Are you ''accepting'' this? Are you okay–\ |
| 573 | '''Tubbo:''' Yeah. It's alright. It's alright, hey! It was fun, we said our goodbyes already, at the start!\ |
| 574 | '''Tommy:''' But that was– We were optimistic, you ''know'' that we were... [...] This isn't what...\ |
| 575 | '''Tubbo:''' Well, y'know, you get backed into a corner. This is... Like, he described me as a pawn? This is checkmate. This is it. This is the end. I suggest you resign.\ |
| 576 | '''Tommy:''' ...Tubbo. Even though, for this entire server, I've always regarded you as... as my– as my sidekick. Really, Tubbo, I was– I was ''your'' sidekick.\ |
| 577 | '''Tubbo:''' ''(laughs)'' No...\ |
| 578 | '''Tommy:''' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe Please don't go]]... ''Please'' don't go... \ |
| 579 | '''Tubbo:''' No, it's fine. [[DeathSeeker It's about time, anyway]]. It's about time. |
| 580 | -->-- Tubbo and Tommy say their goodbyes\ |
| 581 | \ |
| 582 | |
| 583 | ->''"I'm sorry, Dream. [[OnlyInItForTheMoney You should've paid me more]]."'' |
| 584 | -->-- '''Punz''', before bringing ''[[BigDamnHeroes half the server]]'' in to fight Dream\ |
| 585 | \ |
| 586 | |
| 587 | ->'''Dream:''' Why are you all here?!\ |
| 588 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 589 | '''Jack Manifold:''' We're ''tired'', man. We're tired of your shit.\ |
| 590 | '''Ponk:''' What is this? ''What is this?!''\ |
| 591 | '''Eret:''' You've got nowhere to run.\ |
| 592 | '''Ponk:''' Huh?! Cat got your tongue?! |
| 593 | -->-- TheCavalry arrives\ |
| 594 | \ |
| 595 | |
| 596 | ->'''Tommy:''' You know what, you son of a bitch? You told me everything. You told me I'm too important to kill. Even now. You're not gonna– you're not gonna fucking kill me. You don't have the ''guts''. ''(Tommy digs a hole)'' [[IronicEcho Put your armour in the hole]]. Everything. Everything on you, there.\ |
| 597 | '''Dream:''' Tommy...\ |
| 598 | '''Tommy:''' Hey, Dream, Dream, kill me. ''({{Beat}})'' You said you won't. |
| 599 | -->-- Tommy flips the tables\ |
| 600 | \ |
| 601 | |
| 602 | -> '''Tommy:''' ...We won...\ |
| 603 | '''Tubbo:''' I like it, it's... Yeah! That's crazy!\ |
| 604 | '''[[GhostReunionEnding Wilbur]]:''' [[WhamLine And you're not dead]].\ |
| 605 | '''Tubbo:''' Wh...\ |
| 606 | '''Wilbur:''' I'm– [[SoProudOfYou I'm frankly impressed]]. I'm ''very'' impressed with you, Tommy.\ |
| 607 | '''Tommy:''' ...Ghostbur?\ |
| 608 | '''Wilbur:''' I– ''(laughs softly)'' I'm not Ghostbur. Tommy, I'm very impressed.\ |
| 609 | '''Tommy:''' ...hello?\ |
| 610 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(amused)'' Hello! Have you missed me? |
| 611 | -->-- Tommy and Tubbo get a visit from an old friend\ |
| 612 | \ |
| 613 | |
| 614 | ->''"I just– Dude, I just wanted to say, I was very ready to see you here soon. Y'know? There was– It seemed like there was... a space was growing for you in the Afterlife, it felt like, y'know. It felt like your presence was slowly entering the afterlife, but here you are! And you're, you're still alive, you're... You never seem to die, do you?"'' |
| 615 | -->-- '''Wilbur'''\ |
| 616 | \ |
| 617 | |
| 618 | ->'''Wilbur:''' I'm proud of you, Tommy. I'm proud of you.\ |
| 619 | '''Tommy:''' ...see you soon, Wilbur.\ |
| 620 | '''Wilbur:''' See you soon. |
| 621 | -->-- The window into the Afterlife closes once again |
| 622 | [[/folder]] |
| 623 | |
| 624 | |
| 625 | !!Season Three |
| 626 | |
| 627 | [[folder:The Imprisonment Arc]] |
| 628 | |
| 629 | ->''"Dream's manipulated me, and I might not have been privy to that, I didn't... I was too blind to see it myself. I was just like, 'Dream's the one that's given me the power I have, so... Y'know, I'm just gonna do what he wants.' And I didn't realize that it was fucking manipulation. [[ManipulativeBastard He's manipulative, he gets whatever he wants through whatever means he wants]]. He played us all. And I was too blind to see it. But we move on. I'm going to... Y'know, maintain my position as king of the SMP, I'm going to make this the best place for as many people as possible. [[TheGoodKing I'm gonna... gonna make life good, I'm gonna make people happy]]. We're gonna celebrate. If anyone tries to stop that, then we're gonna stop them. No one should have to live in fear. For the greater good."'' |
| 630 | -->-- '''Eret'''\ |
| 631 | \ |
| 632 | |
| 633 | ->''"On the 21st of January 2021 Snowchester is becoming independent from the nation known as "Dream SMP".\ |
| 634 | This means from this day forth Snowchester will no longer be part of Dream SMP, but its own country.\ |
| 635 | Signed:\ |
| 636 | – Tubbo Underscore"'' |
| 637 | -->-- '''"Independents"''', by Tubbo\ |
| 638 | \ |
| 639 | |
| 640 | ->'''Dream:''' Tommy, give me my clock.\ |
| 641 | '''Tommy:''' ''(laughs)'' Or what? You're gonna kill me? Then your server won't be fun anymore, you said it yourself. Turns out, I actually had all the power over you all along, I just didn't know it. ''({{Beat}})'' You can have your clock back, you're gonna be in here for a long-ass time... ''(puts the clock back)'' Everyone's going– they feel bad for you, and I did feel bad for you, but you were actually going to kill, um... My best friend. And uhhh... And hold me in here.\ |
| 642 | '''Dream:''' That's true.\ |
| 643 | '''Tommy:''' You would've put me ''in here!''\ |
| 644 | '''Dream:''' That's true, you would've been in here. Well, to be fair, you're in here right now.\ |
| 645 | '''Tommy:''' ...This is really– this is a really sad sight. [...] Hey, Dream, are you getting all sad?\ |
| 646 | '''Dream:''' No.\ |
| 647 | '''Tommy:''' Hey Dream, hey Dream, watch this. I am your ''best friend'', Dream! I am your ''friend'', and I will come visit you ''every day'', and you can stream it! You can stream it! ''(takes the clock off the wall)'' By the way, by the way, throw this in this hole I've made! I'm going to– Does this ''remind'' you of anything, ''prick?!'' Prick-boy?! |
| 648 | -->-- Tommy visits Dream in prison\ |
| 649 | \ |
| 650 | |
| 651 | ->'''Dream:''' Tommy, I'm sorry.\ |
| 652 | '''Tommy:''' ...really?\ |
| 653 | '''Dream:''' Yeah. I'm sorry.\ |
| 654 | '''Tommy:''' For what?\ |
| 655 | '''Dream:''' For everything that I did to you.\ |
| 656 | '''Tommy:''' Really?\ |
| 657 | '''Dream:''' ...yeah.\ |
| 658 | '''Tommy:''' How do I know you're not lying?\ |
| 659 | '''Dream:''' I mean, I have no reason to lie.\ |
| 660 | '''Tommy:''' Yeah, but, you could've said that last– ...okay. |
| 661 | -->-- Tommy gets an apology\ |
| 662 | \ |
| 663 | |
| 664 | ->'''Tommy:''' I can therapize you, I can be your little therapist, if you'd like. Tell me how you're feeling.\ |
| 665 | '''Dream:''' Um... Sad.\ |
| 666 | '''Tommy:''' Why?\ |
| 667 | '''Dream:''' 'Cause I lost my friends. And all my stuff. And my server. And you. And my lives.\ |
| 668 | '''Tommy:''' Oh, yeah, you only have one life now... And... ''({{Beat}})'' I think I've diagnosed you already, you are just a... You're just... ''({{Beat}})'' How do you feel about losing your stuff?\ |
| 669 | '''Dream:''' Bad.\ |
| 670 | '''Tommy:''' [[ArmourPiercingQuestion Who do you miss the most]]?\ |
| 671 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 672 | '''Dream:''' [[GetOut ...I think you should go, Tommy]].\ |
| 673 | '''Tommy:''' If you fucking say Gogy, I swear to... Who do you miss the most?!\ |
| 674 | '''Dream:''' I think you should ''go'', Tommy.\ |
| 675 | '''Tommy:''' No, tell me who you miss the most.\ |
| 676 | '''Dream:''' Guard! GUARD! |
| 677 | -->-- Tommy tries to help\ |
| 678 | \ |
| 679 | |
| 680 | ->'''Bad:''' Tommy is one of the most ''impactful'' people on the server, okay? Plus, all those discs he has... The whole point was, if we could figure out how to get him on the Egg's side, right? If we could get him to ally with us, the IMPACT we would have been able to have on the SMP would have been HUGE! It would have totally... It would have totally sped up the process. Right? Everything would've been expedited! But the problem is, nooooo! Sam... Ya got in the way. Okay, you got in the way of the objective.\ |
| 681 | '''Sam:''' No, ''Sam Nook'' got in the way, and thank ''God'' that he did! 'Cause I mean... They're CHILDREN! And his mental state is already ''so'' degraded! I mean, he's a ''kid!''\ |
| 682 | '''Bad:''' And y'know what? Something about him, the Egg doesn't like.\ |
| 683 | '''Puffy:''' ''(shocked)'' Bad!\ |
| 684 | '''Bad:''' The Egg's not having an influence on him, which means ''[[WouldHurtAChild Tommy has to go]]''.\ |
| 685 | '''Puffy:''' WHAT?!\ |
| 686 | '''Bad:''' Everyone else on the SMP has been influenced–\ |
| 687 | '''Sam:''' ''(horrified)'' What does that even MEAN?!\ |
| 688 | '''Puffy:''' Wh– y-you're talking about getting rid of a CHILD, Bad!\ |
| 689 | '''Sam:''' Do you even know what he's been through?! He's been through ''so much!'' Dream exiled him!\ |
| 690 | '''Puffy:''' He lost EVERYTHING!\ |
| 691 | '''Bad:''' No, anything–\ |
| 692 | '''Sam:''' Dream's been telling me about what he did to him! It was ''awful!'' |
| 693 | -->-- Sam and Puffy take a stand\ |
| 694 | \ |
| 695 | |
| 696 | ->''"Feed me... I require nourishment...\ |
| 697 | [[AGodAmI I know all... I see all...]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I...]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Am]]'''... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis All]]...\ |
| 698 | I will give you your heart's desire... I will give you what you want...\ |
| 699 | [[WouldHurtAChild Kill the boy... Tommy must die]]...\ |
| 700 | This world is mine... It belongs to me..."'' |
| 701 | -->-- '''The Crimson'''[[note]]These quotes are produced by playing its whispers in reverse[[/note]]\ |
| 702 | \ |
| 703 | |
| 704 | ->'''Quackity:''' ''([[OOCIsSeriousBusiness quietly, seething]])'' [=BadBoyHalo=], there is something ''severely'' wrong with you. There is something ''so'' wrong with you.\ |
| 705 | '''Bad:''' There's nothing wrong. Quackity, I've seen– I've seen the truth!\ |
| 706 | '''Quackity:''' I don't know what's going on, Bad. I don't know what's going on. I've talked to you prior, I've talked to you prior, you're not this type of person, Bad. Really?\ |
| 707 | '''Bad:''' It's the Egg, Quackity!\ |
| 708 | '''Quackity:''' Reeling me in– reeling me in with power? I wanted to see this Egg, I thought I was just gonna see this... ''goddamn'' Egg, and all you're doing right now, is you took me to a source of some sort of power, that kind clouds your mind?! I FELT it, Bad! I FELT it, and I was– that felt AWFUL!\ |
| 709 | '''Bad:''' No, but you just haven't– you just gotta spend more time with it!\ |
| 710 | '''Quackity:''' I didn't FEEL like myself! I started– I started getting thoughts, I started getting thoughts! I am ''so'' sick and tired– I am ''so'' sick and tired of what... [...] You know what, Bad?! I want power, Bad, you're right, I do want power! And I'm not depending on a ''stupid Egg'' to get it. Mark my words, Bad. I'm sick and tired of you, and every other person in this goddamn server reading into something that has ''no'' meaning, but ''thinking'' it does, and using it to gain power, Bad, I'm sick and tired of it. You wanna see power, Bad?! I'm gonna show you some ''real'' goddamn power!\ |
| 711 | '''Bad:''' Oh, really? ''Really?''\ |
| 712 | '''Quackity:''' I don't need no goddamn Eggs, no goddamn discs, I don't need ''none'' of that, Bad.\ |
| 713 | [...]\ |
| 714 | '''Bad:''' You're talking like you have a ''choice'', Quackity. Quackity, ''everybody'' is going to be forced to make a choice! [[WithUsOrAgainstUs You're either]] ''[[WithUsOrAgainstUs with]]'' [[WithUsOrAgainstUs the Egg, or you're]] ''[[WithUsOrAgainstUs against]]'' [[WithUsOrAgainstUs the Egg]], Quackity. You don't have a choice.\ |
| 715 | '''Quackity:''' Don't ''ever'' put me in this kind of situation again, Bad. I don't know what's happened to you, I don't know what's going on, don't EVER put me into this situation again!\ |
| 716 | '''Bad:''' I tried the easy way, Quackity. I tried the easy way... But you've chosen the hard way, Quackity. |
| 717 | -->-- Quackity rejects the Egg\ |
| 718 | \ |
| 719 | |
| 720 | ->''"This better be good."'' |
| 721 | -->-- '''Purpled'''\ |
| 722 | \ |
| 723 | |
| 724 | ->'''Bad:''' Ponk told us that you could... take care of somebody. And uh... We need you to do a task involving dealing with a... ''problematic'' individual.\ |
| 725 | '''Purpled:''' Okay... Who do you have in mind?\ |
| 726 | '''Bad:''' Do you know of one Captain Puffy?\ |
| 727 | '''Purpled:''' I do. I do. [...] Ant. Bad. Punz. What do you have in mind for payment? I'm not doing this for cheap. |
| 728 | -->-- Purpled takes the job\ |
| 729 | \ |
| 730 | |
| 731 | ->'''Sam:''' Alright, you know the drill, before we can get started I've gotta ask you some questions, okay?\ |
| 732 | '''Ranboo:''' Okay!\ |
| 733 | '''Sam:''' Alright. When is the last time that you visited the prison?\ |
| 734 | '''Ranboo:''' Uhh... I believe this would be my first time, actually, yeah!\ |
| 735 | '''Sam:''' ''(snorts)'' Okay, Ranboo, c'mon, like... You have to be serious though, I'm serious, come on. You can't lie on it, I'm serious. When was the last time you visited the prison?\ |
| 736 | '''Ranboo:''' Uh... Oh, oh, ohhh, okay! Okay, okay, I know what you mean, I know what you mean. Um... When you toured me. That was my last visit, when you toured me in the beginning and you showed me how the little locker rooms work and everything. That was it.\ |
| 737 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 738 | '''Sam:''' ''(concerned)'' Ranboo... I'm not really talking about that, I'm– The last time that you came to the prison. You don't have to have the day, but when about was the last time that you came?\ |
| 739 | '''Ranboo:''' Uh... Um... Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure... You don't count, like, being outside, right?\ |
| 740 | '''Sam:''' No...?\ |
| 741 | '''Ranboo:''' Yeah. So... Yeah, no, I mean, before the... Before the prison was even open, I think. So, I don't really think I've seen it like, opened. ''(nervous laugh)''\ |
| 742 | '''Sam:''' ...Ranboo, I have a book, in my storage, that's signed, where you signed all the release forms when you came last time. What are you talking about? |
| 743 | -->-- The blind spots in Ranboo's memory get more and more prominent\ |
| 744 | \ |
| 745 | |
| 746 | ->'''Sam:''' What is going ''on'' right now, Ranboo?\ |
| 747 | '''Ranboo:''' Mm... Um... I, phew... Reason number three. Um... Ohh... Boy... Um... I... Can't... Tell you.\ |
| 748 | '''Sam:''' You can't tell me?!\ |
| 749 | '''Ranboo:''' I can't tell you.\ |
| 750 | '''Sam:''' You can't tell me.\ |
| 751 | '''Ranboo:''' Yeah, I can't... I can't... I can't tell you.\ |
| 752 | '''Sam:''' You took the contracts that I gave you. You edited the contents when you signed them, I trusted you and put them away in storage, and when I went to get them to see if you HAD visited just now, THIS is what was in them! ''(Ranboo opens the contract to see the contents have been replaced with something in Enderman-language)'' What IS that?! What ''IS'' that?! That is nothing, that is– that is ''nothing!''\ |
| 753 | '''Ranboo:''' No, it's um... Something. It's something. Okay, so I ''did'' visit the prison...\ |
| 754 | '''Sam:''' Yes. Like I said. From the beginning.\ |
| 755 | '''Ranboo:''' Yeah. M'kay. Um... And... Um... So I was, um... How did I– How did I sound when I was visiting the prison, actually...?\ |
| 756 | '''Sam:''' You sounded fine, you sounded like you were okay!\ |
| 757 | '''Ranboo:''' ...sounded like I was okay...\ |
| 758 | '''Sam:''' You seemed to be fine, you answered all the questions well, you were ready to go in, you said that you were living up in the snow biome, which is fine, and you said that you believed he was deserving of being locked up, but then you ''edited the contracts?!''\ |
| 759 | '''Ranboo:''' I– I– Did! Yeah, I did, apparently, yeah. Apparently... Apparently I did... 's true.\ |
| 760 | [...]\ |
| 761 | '''Sam:''' Ranboo, if you can't explain this, I'm not letting you back in to see him. What did the two of you talk about when you were there?\ |
| 762 | '''Ranboo:''' You know my memory's– You know my memory's bad, I have– I have no idea.\ |
| 763 | '''Sam:''' I let you bring the memory book!\ |
| 764 | '''Ranboo:''' I... You let me bring... ''(leafs through the memory book)'' There's nothing... I... Must've been a different...\ |
| 765 | '''Sam:''' You didn't write down what the two of you talked about, Ranboo?! That's the whole reason I let you bring it! You said "I'm going to forget what we talk about, is it okay if write this down?", and I carried it for you, and gave it to you by the entrance of the main cell! And then ''I'' came into the main cell and got the book for you! What do you mean?!\ |
| 766 | '''Ranboo:''' ''(stilted)'' Must've– Must've been a– probably just a different book, that I... burned? Maybe, as sort of like a... um... As a freeing mind... um... Free my mind from the pain of... um... what he has done to the server. Yeah. [...] Sam...\ |
| 767 | '''Sam:''' What?\ |
| 768 | '''Ranboo:''' I need you to not let me into the prison.\ |
| 769 | '''Sam:''' I'm not going to let you in already, Ranboo, what do you ''mean'' you need me to not let you in? Obviously I'm not gonna let you in! [...] ''(heavily concerned)'' Are you okay?!\ |
| 770 | '''Ranboo:''' ...No. But–\ |
| 771 | '''Sam:''' Is there something I can do?\ |
| 772 | '''Ranboo:''' No... It's, um... Nothing that I can... ''(nervous laugh)'' Tell. You. |
| 773 | -->-- Sam uncovers some concerning details\ |
| 774 | \ |
| 775 | |
| 776 | ->'''Dream, written in book:''' ''it was a security measure''[[note]]Referring to the blocks of crying obsidian in the cell[[/note]]\ |
| 777 | '''Sapnap:''' ''"It was a security measure?"'' ...Ohhh. Oh, okay. You should really talk to me, man. You know, even though, like, you've done bad things and you sh– you deserve to be here. You know, doesn't mean I– we can't, you know, somewhat be friends anymore. Whatever. This is– this is where you gotta be for now.\ |
| 778 | '''Dream:''' ''ill get out one day''\ |
| 779 | '''Sapnap:''' No, dude. You can't. Like, I love you, man, but you– you've gotta stay here. This is where... This is where you belong for now. Maybe... Maybe one day, if everyone's cool with it.\ |
| 780 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 781 | '''Sapnap:''' Are you supposed to... ''(trails off)''\ |
| 782 | '''Dream:''' ''i spent days i broke the lecturn i was making a portal and he did this''\ |
| 783 | '''Sapnap:''' ''(reads book out loud)'' Dude. Dream, you– you– you can't– you can't try and escape, okay? Like... Like, I miss you being out there with us, too, but what you did, like– you gotta stay here, dude. You– This is where you belong for now. You know, I– You know, maybe I'll come and visit you, George'll come and visit you, you know, we can still be friends, but dude, you ''have'' to stay here for now. I'm sorry. I don't want you to be sad or upset, but like, I think you know that this is where you've gotta be as well. Please don't try and escape.\ |
| 784 | [...]\ |
| 785 | '''Sapnap:''' You're just making this harder on yourself! Alright, you don't have to make this more difficult than it needs to be, okay? You're gonna– you're gonna stay here, and yeah, it's gonna suck, but you're tough, you can get through it, man.\ |
| 786 | '''Dream:''' ''eventually''\ |
| 787 | '''Sapnap:''' ''No.'' You might have to stay here forever, dude. I don't think– I don't think you're leaving here.\ |
| 788 | '''Dream:''' ''eventually''\ |
| 789 | '''Sapnap:''' No, no. Dream, no. Dream–\ |
| 790 | '''Dream:''' ''eventually''\ |
| 791 | '''Sapnap:''' ''No!'' No! You have to–\ |
| 792 | '''Dream:''' ''eventually''\ |
| 793 | '''Sapnap:''' Dream, I– I want this to be clear to you, okay? What you did, the things you did, this is what you got for it, okay? You gotta stay here until– until however long you need to be. And if you try and come out, if you try and break out early, Dream... If you try and break out early... You only have one life left, okay? And, you know, I don't think it's gonna be Tommy, it's not gonna be Techno, Dream. If you break out of this prison, it's gonna be– [[WhamLine it's gonna be me who takes your final life]]. And it's not because I have any resentment towards you or anything, but it's because this is where you ''need'' to be, dude. ''You have to stay here.'' |
| 794 | -->-- Sapnap visits Dream in prison\ |
| 795 | \ |
| 796 | |
| 797 | ->''"Doomed are those who try to run for it always catches up eventually :)"'' |
| 798 | -->-- '''Ranboo''' in Ender after his Enderwalk state was unwittingly triggered by Sapnap\ |
| 799 | [[/folder]] |
| 800 | |
| 801 | [[folder:The Lockdown Arc]] |
| 802 | ->''"One of the things I always find in life, is that the most satisfying thing with anything is closure. Y'know? Putting a proper lid on everything. Going "Right, this is done. This is done, and it's all ended." And I'll be honest with you all, [...] I don't feel like I kinda have that yet. Maybe it's 'cause of this Egg. I don't know what more there is to do. ''(sigh)'' But there's one thing that's really been keeping me up all night, and almost putting me off coming on this server. It's that I know that that '''bastard's''' still in there. And I've really avoided going to see him [...]. Maybe it's the trauma of it. But... Now everything is fine. The hotel is fine. We've got an employee, who seems very dedicated us... [...] I think we need a little bit more closure. Next time I stream, boys, on this Dream SMP... I'm gonna go to the prison. I'm gonna read the books he wrote for me -- [[TemptingFate 'cause I know he has]]. And then... I think we'll have some closure."'' |
| 803 | -->-- '''Tommy'''\ |
| 804 | \ |
| 805 | |
| 806 | ->''"I wanna make sure I always like who I am, and y'know, around this guy, I don't think I do. I don't think I– I don't think I like who I am, when I'm around Dream."'' |
| 807 | -->-- '''Tommy'''\ |
| 808 | \ |
| 809 | |
| 810 | ->'''Dream:''' I lost my clock, since the last time you came.\ |
| 811 | '''Tommy:''' ''(quietly)'' That almost... you take out the "L" of that word... [[VulgarHumor Then it's– it's a different word and that's funny]].\ |
| 812 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 813 | '''Dream:''' ''That's'' the Tommy I know. |
| 814 | -->-- Tommy visits Dream in prison again\ |
| 815 | \ |
| 816 | |
| 817 | ->'''Dream:''' Exile, it wasn't... It wasn't ''too'' bad. I mean, you still... you had... Y'know. We hung out.\ |
| 818 | '''Tommy:''' ''({{Angrish}})'' YOU ''BASTARD'', DREAM! YOU THREW MY SHIT INTO A HOLE, I CAN'T GO ''NEAR'' PLAINS BIOMES NOW WITHOUT [[TraumaButton GETTING A LITTLE TREMBLY IN THE FINGERS]]! You– Yeah, no, it was ''fucked!'' You're ''fucked!'' [...] When I'm around you, my brain feels like I'm fucking conditioned to be your friend, but also when I have a knife, I wanna just plunge it into your heart, man, it's like I don't... You don't make me a good person! You make me bad, Dream! All the shit that's happened has been because of you! And I don't... I'm moving on to bigger and better things now, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! I'm... I'm done! I'm done.\ |
| 819 | '''Dream:''' What if you... What if you just [visit] like, once a month or something?\ |
| 820 | '''Tommy:''' No. No, I don't wanna– I don't wanna know you in my life anymore, this is done. Alright? There's... ''(sigh)'' 'Cause you've ruined– You've ruined L'Manburg, you've ruined... Like, almost everything, you almost– You almost KILLED TUBBO, MAN! Like, what the FUCK is WRONG with you?! You're a bad guy, you're a bad guy, but even worse than the one from Music/BillieEilish's song!\ |
| 821 | [...]\ |
| 822 | '''Dream:''' Well, everybody thinks they're right from their perspective!\ |
| 823 | '''Tommy:''' That's not true. That's not true!\ |
| 824 | '''Dream:''' Well, ''I'' think I'm right. I did bad things, but I did them for good reasons.\ |
| 825 | '''Tommy:''' What do you ''mean'' good reasons? [...] No, please, please enlighten us! Please, enlighten ''me!''\ |
| 826 | '''Dream:''' [[WellIntentionedExtremist I just wanted to bring the server together. Have it be... a happy family]].\ |
| 827 | '''Tommy:''' Br... Bring the server to... You fffff– ''(under his breath)'' I'm gonna crack my knuckles, I'm gonna pull a knife, I'm gonna– ''(out loud)'' Dream, you des– You ''blew up'' L'Manburg, Dream! You tried ''killing'' me, you tried killing ''everyone'', you tried hurting people's loved ones! It's like– What the– what the fu– you're ''delusional'', man! And I'm... I'm fucking sick, you– I'm fucking sick of it. And I... But I don't– I don't need to go through any of this stress anymore, alright? Because this is ''me'' doing this to ''me'' now, not you! Alright? You're fine now, you're locked up, you're a ''bitch''! ''I'm'' the one that's giving me the stress here now. But I'm ''better'' than that. I'm better than ''you''. So I'm done here. You ruined my past, Dream, but you will ''not'' ruin my future.\ |
| 828 | '''Dream:''' I'm not– I– I'm– Tommy, I'm trying to change and be better, and not... be the same person I was, and... ''(stammering)'' You can visit me, every now and then! It'll help! It'll help. Right? It'll help– It'll help me... Be better.\ |
| 829 | '''Tommy:''' ''Fuck off'', mate. |
| 830 | -->-- Tommy gives Dream [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech a piece of his mind]]\ |
| 831 | \ |
| 832 | |
| 833 | ->'''Tommy:''' Let me out. Tell Sam to let me out. Do you have an emergency button you can press?! [...] Can you pull it? Please? Can you pull that lever, ''please!''\ |
| 834 | '''Dream:''' Sam–\ |
| 835 | '''Tommy:''' SAM!\ |
| 836 | '''Dream:''' –is dealing with the security issue.\ |
| 837 | '''Tommy:''' What does that mean?!\ |
| 838 | '''Dream:''' It means that you could be stuck in here for a little bit. Maybe even days.\ |
| 839 | '''Tommy:''' ...No! NO! [...] SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO LEAVE NOW! SAM?! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!\ |
| 840 | '''Dream:''' Tommy, you signed– I– I know you signed a book, because I'm the one who ''wrote it'', that said if there's a security issue going on, then you can– you– you signed away that you could be in here for up to a week.\ |
| 841 | '''Tommy:''' ''(horrified)'' WHAT THE– WHAT THE ''FUCK?!''\ |
| 842 | '''Dream:''' That sounded like a– That TNT, that sounded like a security issue to me, I dunno if you agree.\ |
| 843 | '''Tommy:''' WHAT ''WAS'' IT?!\ |
| 844 | '''Dream:''' I dunno. A security issue.\ |
| 845 | '''Tommy:''' Let me out. Let– I– I ''can't'' be in here for a week, I've got my hotel to run, I need to go spend time with my ''pals'', man! I'm getting back on– Nonononono, LET ME OUT! [[IWantMyMommy PHIIIL! PHIL]]!\ |
| 846 | '''Dream:''' Tommy, if you have a way to get out, then let's get out together! We can find– we can work it out, we can–\ |
| 847 | '''Tommy:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. Off]].\ |
| 848 | '''Dream:''' Well, then there's no way out. |
| 849 | -->-- Tommy gets trapped in Dream's cell\ |
| 850 | \ |
| 851 | |
| 852 | ->'''Tommy:''' Look at me, alright? The only reason I'm not [going to kill you] is because you're in this prison. And I... I'm gonna get my little scooter out, and I'll be fine, Dream. You? You're stuck in here forever. I don't think this revive book is ''real''. Schlatt? He's fucking dead! I've seen his grave, his grave is ''real'', his corpse is ''there!'' Alright?!\ |
| 853 | '''Dream:''' [[WhamLine Why don't you go]] ''[[PreMortemOneLiner see him then]]!''\ |
| 854 | ''(Dream starts beating Tommy)''\ |
| 855 | '''Tommy:''' WAIT, NONONO! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT ''[[KilledMidSentence STO–]]'' |
| 856 | -->-- Tommy's final moments |
| 857 | [[/folder]] |
| 858 | |
| 859 | [[folder:The Mourning Arc]] |
| 860 | |
| 861 | ->'''Puffy:''' This is like a memory, this is history, and you changed it so you could have a ''party'' in here?! This is not a part– ''(opens the door)'' [[GetOut Out]]. ''[[GetOut Out]].''\ |
| 862 | '''Bad:''' What? No, this is– this is Egg-land now!\ |
| 863 | '''Puffy:''' No! No! ''(destroys the cake)'' This is ''Tommy's house!'' OUT!\ |
| 864 | '''Bad:''' HEY! Don't take ''all'' the cake!\ |
| 865 | '''Ant:''' This is–\ |
| 866 | '''Puffy:''' Out! Somewhere else! Go party at your Egg, then! Out!\ |
| 867 | '''Bad:''' Y'know what? Y'know what, Puffy? You're not invited to this party.\ |
| 868 | '''Puffy:''' I DON'T WANNA BE AT YOUR SHITTY PARTY!\ |
| 869 | '''Bad:''' ''LANGUAGE!''\ |
| 870 | '''Puffy:''' OH, THAT, ''THAT'' BOTHERS YOU, [[SkewedPriorities BUT A]] ''[[SkewedPriorities CHILD DYING]]'' [[SkewedPriorities IS FINE]]! [...] What ''happened'' to you three?\ |
| 871 | '''Punz:''' Puffy... Greatness happened, okay?\ |
| 872 | '''Puffy:''' I– You all look like you have ''[[RedEyesTakeWarning pinkeye]]'' to start with, you need to see a doctor, I honestly shouldn't even ''be'' this close to you. But you have all ''completely'' lost your minds. And your ''morals'', apparently! |
| 873 | -->-- Puffy tears into the Eggpire after [[DesecratingTheDead they trash Tommy's house]]\ |
| 874 | \ |
| 875 | |
| 876 | ->''"Being the hero isn't working. It is NOT working– I am ONLY failing, and I've noticed that there is no prize, no joy, no ANYTHING that you get from being a hero. But! Being the villain– you sure seem to get away with EVERYTHING. So I'm starting to think, maybe I need a little bit of a change in perspective. Maybe– maybe less sparing people, less mercy! Maybe only for the ones that DESERVE it. And some of the people on this server right now DEFINITELY don't deserve it. That is EVER so clear to me, now."'' |
| 877 | -->-- '''Captain Puffy'''\ |
| 878 | \ |
| 879 | |
| 880 | ->''"Y'know what?! Screw them. SCREW them! Screw them! Screw my friends. What I thought were friends. They're not friends at all. Apparently not good people. Uh, so, what I'M thinking... is, I'm kinda tired of the Eggpire! I'm kinda sick of it! It is a load of crap! And it's spread nothing but TERROR and CHAOS to the server! And, they're just really, REALLY bad people. So... Y'know what? ({{Beat}}) I'm gonna destroy the headquarters! And if it wasn't for the Egg damaging me, almost killing me, because... honestly at this point I have nothing to lose on this server. But if it wasn't for the rest of the people that need protection on this server, I would sacrifice myself and KILL myself, JUST so the Egg's not here anymore! I would honestly completely sacrifice myself, and everything I love and hold dear on the server, if it meant that NOBODY had to deal with anything anymore. But unfortunately, there's still people I have to protect, and CLEARLY, the server is NOT in good hands right now, because there's Punz, Antfrost and Bad, who have COMPLETELY LOST their EFFING MINDS! Foolish needs me! I don't even know about Dream, I don't even know, I don't even know about Dream, I don't even know where to process that, put that, how to even THINK about him right now! I just don't know, honestly, anymore. I am SO beyond belief with the people on this server and their actions that have absolutely no consequences! [[DoubleStandard UNLESS YOU'RE A CHILD, apparently]]! If you're a child here, you get LOADS of consequences, like exile, DEATH apparently, that's okay, but no! Nope, you could be a murderer, and you're fine. You could blow up L'Manburg, and you're fine! You could blow it up AGAIN, and you're FINE! ({{Beat}}) YOU KNOW WHAT?! If no one's getting consequences, I might as well start acting up, because NOTHING's gonna happen to ME! ({{Beat}}) They don't wanna party at their Egg headquarters, they wanna desecrate Tommy's hotel, and his house, and EVERYTHING he's ever held dear, no, no, they don't get to HAVE a headquarters then! They don't get to HAVE a secret meeting place! No! And soon, soon enough, they won't be able to have an Egg either!"'' |
| 881 | -->-- '''Captain Puffy'''\ |
| 882 | \ |
| 883 | |
| 884 | ->''"With men that like to play with lives like they're toys… with men that haven't really grown up, and they're still boys."'' |
| 885 | -->-- '''Captain Puffy'''\ |
| 886 | \ |
| 887 | |
| 888 | ->''"The reason why so many people hated Tommy is because... Tommy made them think. Tommy made them think. For... the first time. The people that were so deeply rooted in their own beliefs, they had... conflict. They had conflict. And that made them rethink. That made them rethink what they believed, what they thought. So... Tommy, sure, he's... seen as annoying, seen as... whatever. And... He was seen as annoying by me, and... If he was still around, probably would be. But... This doesn't make any sense... Why suddenly so many people seem to ''care'' about him so much. People seem to care about him so, ''so'' much more, now that he's gone. When before, he was stuck in the prison for an entire WEEK! And no one thought to help? No one thought to help. No one on this server. No one on this server thought to help. [...] But now that he's gone? People are becoming... virtuous, they're becoming 'Oh, this shouldn't happen again.' But they didn't even try! [...] I know that ''I'' didn't help. But I mean... I KNOW that I didn't help. [...] I should've done something, but I didn't, because I was scared. I was scared to help. And... That was my fault, but I... I know that. (sigh) I'm being... [[HypocrisyNod hypocritical]], I'm being... I'm... I'm going back on what I've said previously, I'm doing this because– Even I... I don't know how to handle this."'' |
| 889 | -->-- '''Ranboo'''\ |
| 890 | \ |
| 891 | |
| 892 | ->''"Everybody on this server... Prepare. ANYONE who is anti-Egg... Anyone who's not on the Egg's side... You guys better get ready, because guess what? We know who you are. And at the end of the day... The Egg is gonna be victorious. And there's nothing ANYBODY can do to stop it. '''Nothing.''' (EvilLaugh) Good luck."'' |
| 893 | -->-- '''[=BadBoyHalo=]''' |
| 894 | [[/folder]] |
| 895 | |
| 896 | [[folder:Post-Lockdown Arc]] |
| 897 | ->'''Wilbur:''' I'm– I'm really happy you're here, man.\ |
| 898 | '''Tommy:''' ''(breathing shakily)'' Stop ''saying'' that. Stop it.\ |
| 899 | '''Wilbur:''' I felt this space growing for you in here, right, and y'know why, Tommy, you know why I'm glad? Because me and you were ''never'' good for that server. We just weren't, like– look at– look at the whole history of the server, and it all falls in our laps, the problems, right? You're doing this thing, you're doing this thing where you do your shaky breath again.\ |
| 900 | '''Tommy:''' ''(shakily)'' [[SarcasmMode Thanks for pointing it out]].\ |
| 901 | '''Wilbur:''' Think about it, think about it! Everything that's gone wrong, it's down to us, it lies at our footsteps.\ |
| 902 | '''Tommy:''' When you talk like this, I do the thing where my voice gets shaky! When you talk like this!\ |
| 903 | '''Wilbur:''' Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing, I genuinely thing that if– if– if it weren't for me and you dying, right, the server would be in shambles. I know for a ''fact'' that if I come back, or if I'm brought back to life in some way, it's definitely gonna...\ |
| 904 | '''Tommy:''' Don't fuckin'... Fuck off, you're fucking here... And I'm so– huh?\ |
| 905 | '''Wilbur:''' I know what I'm like. That's the issue.\ |
| 906 | '''Tommy:''' Well, ''I'' know what ''I'm'' like, and I FUCKING HATE IT HERE! |
| 907 | -->-- The conversation in the Afterlife\ |
| 908 | \ |
| 909 | |
| 910 | ->'''Dream:''' ''(excitedly)'' So what was it like?!\ |
| 911 | '''Tommy:''' ''(breathing heavily)'' What was wh... What was what like...?\ |
| 912 | '''Dream:''' What was it like?! I dunno.\ |
| 913 | '''Tommy:''' ''(stammering, gasping)'' [[TheNothingAfterDeath Void. It was... dark. It was all dark]].\ |
| 914 | [...]\ |
| 915 | '''Dream:''' What did it feel like?\ |
| 916 | '''Tommy:''' What did it ''feel''... What did what feel like?\ |
| 917 | '''Dream:''' Like, death.\ |
| 918 | '''Tommy:''' ''(shaky laughter)'' You fuckin'– You are fucking ''monster''. It felt–\ |
| 919 | '''Dream:''' I– What, no, what did it feel like? You're– Tommy, no one has ''ever'' been dead and been back. I was– honestly, I was kind of scared it wouldn't work, but...\ |
| 920 | '''Tommy:''' ...you were scared... You were scared it wouldn't ''work?''\ |
| 921 | '''Dream:''' Well, I never tried it.\ |
| 922 | '''Tommy:''' Death was... ''(shaky breathing)'' Death was– death was– it was– [[AndIMustScream it felt like my body was– was... taken apart and put back together again]]. And then put back apart here. I felt stretched, man. |
| 923 | -->-- Tommy gets brought back to life\ |
| 924 | \ |
| 925 | |
| 926 | ->'''Tommy:''' ...I'm... You can't have this power. You... You're a mad– You're a psychopath. You're a ''monster!'' You... You have to die. You ''have'' to die. I... Dream. [...] I ''have'' to kill you. This isn't even a matter of– of disliking you or not, disregard all of our previous entanglements! ''You have to die.''\ |
| 927 | '''Dream:''' M'kay. Go on then. Kill me.\ |
| 928 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 929 | '''Dream:''' Come on. I'll go in the corner.\ |
| 930 | '''Tommy:''' Okay. Okay! Corner of the prison...\ |
| 931 | '''Dream:''' Go ahead.\ |
| 932 | '''Tommy:''' This is– This is where you die. In the prison. [...] You die! And revival goes down with you! I'll kill you in the FUCKING PRISON, the prison you will NEVER fucking get out of, if only I hadn't have came here, and I wouldn't have been ''trapped'' in here, I would've been fucking ''fine!'' So now, I'm gonna kill you, and I'm gonna be trapped alone! I'm gonna– I'm gonna– [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Then I'm gonna be in here]]... ''({{Beat}})'' If I kill you now, then... I'll– ''I'll'' be in here... Then I'll be stuck in here... And I know the book I signed... ''({{Beat}})'' I can't... So if I kill you in here... What happens if I kill you in here?\ |
| 933 | '''Dream:''' Well, I mean... You'll probably be stuck in here, have people think you're dead... Um... Awesam seems pretty upset with me, so...\ |
| 934 | '''Tommy:''' If you're dead, Sam would let me out. Sam would let me out!\ |
| 935 | '''Dream:''' He won't realize you're in here for a while.\ |
| 936 | '''Tommy:''' Well, the terms of the book was ''breaking in'', not trying– ''(gasps at an Elder Guardian noise)'' Breaking in, not trying to kill! He'd let me out, right? Right?!\ |
| 937 | '''Dream:''' Well, I mean, I'm not even sure how long it would take him to realize that– that you're... Y'know, that you're in here. Might be a while, actually. May be a couple months, he wouldn't realize you're in here, then when he does, he'd realize– He wouldn't know where I am, he'd think I escaped! And... You know what that means.\ |
| 938 | '''Tommy:''' So I'd... [...] If I kill you, I'll be in here ''forever''. Sam won't let me out, I ''know'' what I signed... Sam's just the owner of the prison, you've... I know how serious he gets... I c... I can't kill you in here. ''(choking up)'' Because then I– I'll be in here forever myself! And then... Then it'll be worse than down there! Or up there, I don't ''know'' where it was! But it'll be worse than... [[FateWorseThanDeath It'll be worse than death]]. And then I'll have to die in here. And then I'll go ''back there''. No more memories, no ''anything''. Just ''suffering''. |
| 939 | -->-- Tommy realizes he can't kill Dream\ |
| 940 | \ |
| 941 | |
| 942 | ->'''Tommy:''' You killed me... Why did you kill me?! Why– You could've just ''told me'' it was real! Why did you kill me?!\ |
| 943 | '''Dream:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution You didn't believe me! I was proving a point]]!\ |
| 944 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 945 | '''Tommy''' ''(high-pitched, horrified)'' You killed me just to ''prove a point?!'' Dre– Dream! You put me through that–\ |
| 946 | '''Dream:''' You didn't believe me!\ |
| 947 | '''Tommy:''' ''(voice cracking)'' YOU PUT ME THROUGH MONTHS, ''MONTHS'', OF ''AGONY'', AND ''STRESS'' AND PURE ''TRAUMA'', JUST TO ''PROVE A POINT?!'' And now you're threatening to kill me again– You– Dream! You killed me to prove a point! With this much power... ''(sound of disbelief)'' You killed me.\ |
| 948 | '''Dream:''' I had to! You wouldn't believe me, what else am I gonna do!\ |
| 949 | '''Tommy:''' You killed me to prove a– You ''killed me'' to prove your own point. You could've just showed me! You could've just– This is ''so'' evil. This is– This is– This isn't like before! This isn't "You've blown up our town", you've put me through ''torture!'' Through pain! To PROVE A ''POINT'', DREAM! THAT'S– THAT'S ''FUCKED!'' You CAN'T do that to me! To ANY– You–\ |
| 950 | '''Dream:''' Why? Why can't I, Tommy? You didn't believe me! You were calling me a liar! How else was I supposed to prove it?\ |
| 951 | '''Tommy:''' You killed me–\ |
| 952 | '''Dream:''' It's not that big of a deal, it's not–\ |
| 953 | '''Tommy:''' YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE– Dream, you will NEVER understand it, your simple ''fucking'' stupid green brain, you will NEVER understand what I've just been through, Dream! You killed me now just to prove a point, you sent me back to ''Wilbur'', to ''Schlatt'', all the people you know– you ''know'' are my enemies! And you put me in there for ''months!'' You send me through the torture– I was ''ripped apart'', Dream! Can you– Can you even ''imagine'' what that's like?! No, you can't, 'cause you're fuckin' ''soft'', Dream, you're ''soft'', alright?! You put on all of this, but you're ''nothing'', Dream, you ''don't know what it's like'', alright? You're– You're not just evil now, you are fucking ''demented'', fuck you, FUCK YOU, man! Seriously, more than before, this isn't... You're not just a villain, you're not just the villain in the history books... You are the fucking ''devil'', man, you put me through all of this, man... What the fuck... |
| 954 | -->-- Tommy [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech rips Dream a new one]]\ |
| 955 | \ |
| 956 | |
| 957 | ->'''Dream:''' I'll let you free. I'll let you free. We'll call for Sam, we'll get him in here, he'll– he'll let you out. But... [[WhamLine I'm gonna bring back Wilbur]]. And– and Wilbur's...\ |
| 958 | '''Tommy:''' ''(horrified)'' [[LittleNo No]]...\ |
| 959 | '''Dream:''' Wilbur's gonna help me escape! ''(starts laughing)'' He will owe me his ''life!'' AND HE'S BEEN THERE FOR ''HOW MANY'' YEARS?! He's probably the smartest man on the entire ''planet!''\ |
| 960 | '''Tommy:''' No, you won't bring back Wilbur, ''promise me'' you won't!\ |
| 961 | '''Dream:''' I'm going to bring him back, and ''he's'' gonna be the one to break me out of here.\ |
| 962 | '''Tommy:''' Dream, I know this seems elaborate, but ''promise me'' you ''won't'' bring back Wilbur.\ |
| 963 | '''Dream:''' I'm bringing back Wilbur.\ |
| 964 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 965 | '''Tommy:''' ''Fuck...'' |
| 966 | -->-- Wilbur's return is on the horizon\ |
| 967 | \ |
| 968 | |
| 969 | ->''"You think you can fool me? You think you can fool my brothers? No. Foolish, the Egg wants blood. The Egg will ''get'' blood."'' |
| 970 | -->-- '''Ponk'''\ |
| 971 | \ |
| 972 | |
| 973 | ->'''Foolish:''' You guys are messing with the ''wrong'' person! You hear me? [[BewareTheNiceOnes I can]] ''[[BewareTheNiceOnes show you]]'' [[BewareTheNiceOnes what happens when you REALLY piss me off]]! [[GetOut So I SUGGEST you leave. NOW]]!\ |
| 974 | '''Ponk:''' Your empty threats mean nothing. The Egg is all-powerful. What can ''you'' do? What can you do? Huh? Nothing.\ |
| 975 | '''Foolish:''' I'm a peaceful man, Ponk. But... [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou If I must defend myself]]... I ''can''. Shall I show you?\ |
| 976 | '''Ponk:''' ''(raises his trident)'' Defend yourself against ''this'' then, Foolish. Huh? ''([[BullyingADragon Ponk throws the trident, hitting Foolish]])'' What are you gonna do, huh?!\ |
| 977 | '''Foolish:''' Ponk. Try it again.\ |
| 978 | '''Ponk:''' Nothing! ''Nothing!'' [[TemptingFate Nothing at all]]! ''(Ponk hits Foolish with the trident again)''\ |
| 979 | '''Foolish:''' [[PhysicalGod I might be a Totem of the Undying]]. But in the past... I have been a [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Totem of Death]]. Let me ''show you''.\ |
| 980 | '''Sam:''' ''(backing away)'' [[OhCrap Oh, God]]...\ |
| 981 | '''Foolish:''' You know... as a God of the Ocean... I also have control of the skies! It's not just one thing. Have you ever felt the taste of lightning, Ponk? Ant? Or Bad?\ |
| 982 | '''Ponk:''' Do you see where we ''are'', Foolish? Are you THAT MUCH of a fool?!\ |
| 983 | '''Foolish:''' Oh, it doesn't matter. A sunny day– A sunny day... does not matter.\ |
| 984 | '''Ponk:''' I don't believe you. I don't believe you!\ |
| 985 | '''Foolish:''' Well... Let me show you. Right... NOW!\ |
| 986 | ''([[ShockAndAwe Lightning strikes the Eggpire]]; they scatter)''\ |
| 987 | '''Foolish:''' Begone! BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE! And I don't EVER want to see you guys here! |
| 988 | -->-- The confrontation after the Eggpire blows up the Statue of Ra\ |
| 989 | \ |
| 990 | |
| 991 | ->''"FUCK YOU\ |
| 992 | F UC K YOUUU\ |
| 993 | FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\ |
| 994 | FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!\ |
| 995 | If this falls in the right hands, you know who you are. dont pay attention to [[ClusterFBomb Page 1]]. if this isn't the right person FUCK OFF. if this is my Sugar Pumpkin then you are have to do the following:\ |
| 996 | 1. bring WHEY workout powder\ |
| 997 | 2. FOLOW THE TRACK ON TOP OF [=YOUn=] . ride that shit and ride it fast!!! x 558 y 26\ |
| 998 | 3. dont tell anyone about this. come alone\ |
| 999 | 4. hope this note finds you well, after all.................................\ |
| 1000 | You had [[TraumaButton the fattest ass in my cabinet]]\ |
| 1001 | * starts jerking off*'' |
| 1002 | -->-- '''Glatt's untitled note''' to Quackity\ |
| 1003 | \ |
| 1004 | |
| 1005 | ->'''Quackity:''' I'm not– I'm not here to play games, honestly, I'm very busy, and... I wanna say you're busy, being here, but... I want that book, Dream. I don't want it– I ''need'' that book. And you have it... And... I want it.\ |
| 1006 | '''Dream:''' I– I ''burned'' the book. It's just– it's–\ |
| 1007 | '''Quackity:''' Come on.\ |
| 1008 | '''Dream:''' No, I did, I did, it's just knowledge, it's in my head. How do you think– I couldn't bring a book in here, how do you think I was able to revive Tommy? It's just... like ''I'm'' the book.\ |
| 1009 | '''Quackity:''' Oh, really?\ |
| 1010 | '''Dream:''' Yeah.\ |
| 1011 | '''Quackity:''' Then it's simple. You're gonna tell me what you know.\ |
| 1012 | '''Dream:''' ''(laughing)'' That– Why would I do that?\ |
| 1013 | '''Quackity:''' Dream, you don't have leverage over... ''anyone'' or ''anything'' anymore. You're stuck here, you're trapped. [...] I don't want to do anything to you, Dream, I just want you to give me your knowledge about the book. Because I need it.\ |
| 1014 | '''Dream:''' Well, why don't you– You can take me out, you can bring me outta here, um... And then I can, y'know...\ |
| 1015 | '''Quackity:''' ''Really?'' No, I don't think that's gonna happen. I think what's gonna happen is that you're gonna give me the knowledge about that book, and you're gonna stay in here, and that's it.\ |
| 1016 | '''Dream:''' [[TemptingFate Oh, yeah? Or what]]? You're gonna put me in uh... Double prison?\ |
| 1017 | '''Quackity:''' ''(laughs)'' Double prison? Nah. Nah, Dream, I'm gonna do something else to you. ''(he places his weapons in item frames on the wall)'' I'm asking the nice way. So...\ |
| 1018 | '''Dream:''' How did you–\ |
| 1019 | '''Quackity:''' ''(brandishes the axe)'' I'm asking the nice way, Dream! And you didn't wanna tell me.\ |
| 1020 | '''Dream:''' [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou You're not gonna kill me]]!\ |
| 1021 | '''Quackity:''' I'm not gonna ''[[ExactWords kill]]'' you. But I'm gonna make you–\ |
| 1022 | '''Dream:''' ''([[OOCIsSeriousBusiness backing away]]; [[HorrifyingTheHorror panicked]])'' SAM?!\ |
| 1023 | '''Quackity:''' [[FateWorseThanDeath I'm gonna make your last days in this fucking prison]] ''[[FateWorseThanDeath hell]]'', [[FateWorseThanDeath Dream]].\ |
| 1024 | '''Dream:''' ''SAM!'' HOW DID YOU– ''(hits Quackity)''\ |
| 1025 | '''Quackity:''' Hey, don't do that! Don't do that, don't you fucking do that! Don't do that to me, don't you fucking ''touch'' me, alright? It's simple, Dream, alright? You're gonna tell me ''all'' the knowledge you have in that fucking book, or I'm gonna come here, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Fucking. Day]]. To make your life hell. That is exactly what I'm gonna do, and I'm gonna fucking stick to it, until you give me knowledge on that ''fucking book!''\ |
| 1026 | '''Dream:''' ''(shaking)'' I'm not gonna tell you anything!\ |
| 1027 | '''Quackity:''' You have no other choice. If you want me here, ''every fucking day'', then you're gonna give me the fucking knowledge on the book! I'm not fucking around, Dream, you're gonna ''tell me!''\ |
| 1028 | '''Dream:''' '''''SAM!'''''\ |
| 1029 | '''Quackity:''' [[IronicEcho You can scream for Sam all you want, Dream]].\ |
| 1030 | '''Dream:''' ''(stammering)'' There's no way– How did you sneak it in?!\ |
| 1031 | '''Quackity:''' Alright, alright. You know what? There's been enough talking. There's been enough talking, Dream. You're gonna tell me, [[TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay or we're gonna do this the fucking hard way]], [[ColdBloodedTorture for as long as I need to do it]]. |
| 1032 | -->-- Quackity pays Dream a visit\ |
| 1033 | \ |
| 1034 | |
| 1035 | ->''"You say everyone has a good side, Quackity, and you're right! You're right. Everyone has a good side. But that good side is only there to help themselves. If you want to ''really'' help people, you're gonna need power, Quackity. You can– You can make a movement, you can make a resistance, right, you can go out, and you can come back and they'll give you a ticker tape parade. They'll cheer for you in the streets, but you will change ''nothing''. If you have a revolution... Everyone will hate you, you will sacrifice everything, and you will lose everything you ever had. [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans But you'll come back, and]] ''[[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans everything]]'' [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans will be changed]]. If you wanna change things, you're gonna need power. That's what you want, really, isn't it? Look at me. Power isn't gained from diplomacy, and bureaucracy, and giant courthouses suspended in the sky, blah blah blah, it's gained from ''[[MightMakesRight swords]]'', Quackity. It's gained from ''blades'', it's gained from ''steel, iron''. [[WellIntentionedExtremist Even if everyone has this 'good side' that you're talking about, then anyone who wants to prove it has to show their dark side first]]. You're going to have to ''kill''. You're going to have to ''torture''. You're going to have to ''maim''. When I look at you... as a fellow outsider... you're not ready for that."'' |
| 1036 | -->-- '''Wilbur's speech to Quackity''' before the election\ |
| 1037 | \ |
| 1038 | |
| 1039 | ->''"My dearest friend, Wilbur...\ |
| 1040 | [[WellIntentionedExtremist You]] were right all along...\ |
| 1041 | And I [[DespairEventHorizon won't make the same mistakes twice]]."'' |
| 1042 | -->-- '''"Project Nevadas"''', by Quackity |
| 1043 | [[/folder]] |
| 1044 | |
| 1045 | [[folder:The Red Banquet]] |
| 1046 | ->'''Bad:''' You see, the Egg needs something, and it's gonna get it from each of you. See, in order for the Egg to hatch, it needs... Energy. And it gets that energy by people dying near it. And that's the role that ''you'' guys are gonna fill!\ |
| 1047 | '''Eret:''' [[YouMonster You're a monster]]...\ |
| 1048 | '''Bad:''' We're gonna kill you one by one– Oh! What did you just say, Eret?\ |
| 1049 | '''Eret:''' You're an absolute ''monster''. How could you? Like... We– we all trusted you, Bad!\ |
| 1050 | '''Ponk:''' Trust?! Okay, Eret. Keep talking. Keep talking about ''[[OnceDoneNeverForgotten trust]]''.\ |
| 1051 | '''Eret:''' [[RegretfulTraitor ...that was a long time ago]]. I've changed since then, I ''know'' not to break people's trust anymore!\ |
| 1052 | '''Bad:''' Y'know what... I think... Uh, I think, Eret, you would be the ''perfect'' person... [[MakeAnExampleOfThem to sacrifice first]]! |
| 1053 | -->-- Eret takes a stand\ |
| 1054 | \ |
| 1055 | |
| 1056 | ->'''Foolish:''' Alright, ''stop!'' Stop, stop, stop! I have had ''enough!'' I am ''sick'' of this foul, red stench, I am TIRED of this endless cycle of Egg nonsense, I tried -- WE tried to give this ''dreadful'' Egg another chance! But it's probably best it ends this way. Shielding itself against TNT? That was impressive. Unexpected, no doubt. But can it withstand... [[ShockAndAwe a barrage of lightning]]?\ |
| 1057 | ''({{Beat}}; nothing happens)''\ |
| 1058 | '''Bad:''' Hm... Huh! Interesting!\ |
| 1059 | '''Foolish:''' ''(quietly; scared)'' I don't... I don't understand... Why... Why isn't it working...?\ |
| 1060 | '''Bad:''' ''(laughs)'' You really thought, Foolish... You thought you could enter the Egg's domain and– and beat it in a battle of power? Come on.\ |
| 1061 | '''Foolish:''' I... I... I thought...\ |
| 1062 | '''Bad:''' You're in the Egg's territory, Foolish. Oh, you know what?\ |
| 1063 | '''Foolish:''' I... I don't understand, it's... [[PowerNullifier it's suppressing me]]...\ |
| 1064 | '''Ant:''' Bad, why don't we start with Foolish instead?\ |
| 1065 | '''Bad:''' I think I like that...\ |
| 1066 | '''Puffy:''' WOAH, [[RapidFireNo NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO]]!\ |
| 1067 | '''Bad:''' ''(gets very close to Eret)'' We'll save the ''monarchy'' for later. Don't think we've forgotten about you, Eret. But we can start with Foolish! |
| 1068 | -->-- Foolish makes a grave mistake\ |
| 1069 | \ |
| 1070 | |
| 1071 | -> '''Puffy:''' I trusted you two. Time after time, and you do this?! You think you're gonna put my son up there, and kill him in front of me?!\ |
| 1072 | '''Ant:''' Puffy, you were a part of the Eggpire, you could've prevented this!\ |
| 1073 | '''Puffy:''' AND LOOK WHAT YOU ALL TURNED INTO!\ |
| 1074 | '''Ant:''' Wh– But this is for the Egg, Puffy, you–\ |
| 1075 | '''Puffy:''' ''I DON'T '''CARE''' ABOUT THE EGG!''\ |
| 1076 | '''Ant:''' And that's the problem, Puffy!\ |
| 1077 | '''Puffy:''' I CARE ABOUT ''PEOPLE'', ANT, AND YOU DON'T! You're selfish!\ |
| 1078 | '''Ant:''' Because of you, Foolish is now stuck in here!\ |
| 1079 | '''Puffy:''' ''NOT'' BECAUSE OF ME! Because of YOU!\ |
| 1080 | '''Ant:''' This IS because of you! You left the Eggpire, you betrayed us first, Puffy!\ |
| 1081 | '''Puffy:''' I did what I needed to, to make sure that everyone else was protected. Because all you and Bad care about is the Egg and yourselves. You're selfish.\ |
| 1082 | '''Ant:''' And look at you now, Puffy. You tried to protect everybody, well, look where everybody is, look ''behind you!'' Everybody behind you is ''defenseless!'' They're about to be ''slaughtered'' because of you! Foolish, your own SON is about to be slaughtered because of you!\ |
| 1083 | '''Puffy:''' I'm only one person!\ |
| 1084 | '''Foolish:''' Puffy... Puffy, it's okay. It's not your fault.\ |
| 1085 | '''Puffy:''' NO! IT'S ''NOT'' ALRIGHT!\ |
| 1086 | '''Ant:''' Puffy, you could've stopped this if you'd stayed with the Eggpire. [[BlamingTheVictim This is your fault]].\ |
| 1087 | ''(Ant kills Foolish)''\ |
| 1088 | '''Puffy:''' WHAT?! ''NO!''\ |
| 1089 | ''(overlapping screams of horror)''\ |
| 1090 | '''Eret:''' HOW ''COULD'' YOU?!\ |
| 1091 | '''Niki:''' FOOLISH!\ |
| 1092 | '''Fundy:''' [[YouMonster YOU]] ''[[YouMonster MONSTER]]!''\ |
| 1093 | '''Bad:''' ''(laughs)'' That's one down... and a couple more people to go! |
| 1094 | -->-- Foolish loses his first canon life\ |
| 1095 | \ |
| 1096 | |
| 1097 | ->'''Quackity:''' You have to stop right now, Bad. You have to stop.\ |
| 1098 | '''Bad:''' ''Stop?''\ |
| 1099 | '''Quackity:''' This whole Egg thing is just getting out of control, you've just ''killed'' a man. Is that what you wanted to do, Bad? Is that– ''(chuckles)'' Was that your plan all along? To kill innocent people? 'Cause guess what, this has gotten... ''completely'' out of control. And I'm not gonna have anymore, Bad. You're gonna stop this shit, right now. You're gonna stop right now, Bad.\ |
| 1100 | '''Bad:''' Oh, you think– You think putting on armor is gonna stop us. Quackity, why do you think we went through ''all'' of this effort! You– You looked around and you ''saw'' how amazing everything is here. All of this... was for the Egg. And not just for the Egg, for what the Egg is going to ''give'' us. Okay? You ''can't'' give us what the Egg can give us! Okay? So don't get in our way, don't try and stop us, because you ''can't''. We're too powerful, Quackity.\ |
| 1101 | '''Quackity:''' Bad, look– look what you've ''done!'' Just look what you've done! You've trapped all these people, all these innocent people, in– ''(stammering)'' in what you've ''disguised'' as [[NastyParty a party]]? Is this what you've been doing? Look at this, Bad. Just... What have ''they'' done to ''you?'' I'm telling you, Bad, you're a pawn to... power, you're ''nobody'', Bad. You're working for something that... quite frankly, doesn't even care about you. I mean, look at the Egg, look at the Egg, look at what it ''means'', it doesn't ''mean'' anything! It doesn't mean anything, Bad. So how about... How 'bout we just stop playing games? |
| 1102 | -->-- Quackity tries to get through to Bad one last time\ |
| 1103 | \ |
| 1104 | |
| 1105 | ->'''Bad:''' If you wanted to stop us, you should've brought more than just yourself. [[YouAndWhatArmy You should have brought an army with you]].\ |
| 1106 | '''Quackity:''' Guess what Bad, I did! I did. In fact, I brought [[OneManArmy the next best thing]].\ |
| 1107 | '''[[TheDreaded Technoblade]] [[TheCavalry joined]] [[OhCrap the game]]'''\ |
| 1108 | '''Quackity:''' [[EnemyMine I brought my biggest enemy]]! Hahaha, I literally brought my biggest enemy, Bad! |
| 1109 | -->-- Quackity brings in TheCavalry\ |
| 1110 | \ |
| 1111 | |
| 1112 | ->'''Bad:''' WE HIRED YOU TO– TO TAKE OUT PUFFY, AND YOU ''JOIN THE ENEMY SIDE?!''\ |
| 1113 | '''Purpled:''' Bad, to be frank with you... [[OnlyInItForTheMoney Quackity just had the better price]].\ |
| 1114 | '''Bad:''' Oh my goodness... AND ''TECHNO!'' YOU– YOU AND QUACKITY ARE– ARE ''ENEMIES'', WHY WOULD YOU SIDE WITH HIM?!\ |
| 1115 | '''Techno:''' Listen. Listen, Bad, I didn't wanna work with this guy either, but this Egg, this Egg, it's going too far. It's warpin' people's minds, it's controllin' them, it has ''no plans'' on stoppin', until it controls the entire worl– I swear to God, if this dog keeps dying on this magma block– It has ''no'' plans on stoppin', and this Egg stands for everything... It's the epitome of everything I stand ''against'' as an anarchist! And if I don't stop it now, it'll be the end of the world. [[EnemyMine So yeah, I'm workin' with Quackity]]!\ |
| 1116 | '''Bad:''' [[VillainousBreakdown No... No, we're not gonna allow you to stop this plan]]! We still outnumber you! It's four against three!\ |
| 1117 | '''Puffy:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Not for long]]. ''(splashes herself with Strength II and takes out an axe)'' [[MamaBear ANTFROST, YOU'RE DEAD]]! |
| 1118 | -->-- The Eggpire is outmatched |
| 1119 | [[/folder]] |
| 1120 | |
| 1121 | [[folder:The Banquet Aftermath Arc]] |
| 1122 | ->'''Wilbur:''' Oh...\ |
| 1123 | '''Tommy:''' ''(whisper)'' [[OhCrap Oh, no]]...\ |
| 1124 | '''Wilbur:''' Hello again...\ |
| 1125 | '''Tommy:''' You ''fuck''.\ |
| 1126 | '''Wilbur:''' Is this... Is this real?\ |
| 1127 | '''Tommy:''' Yeah, it's real...\ |
| 1128 | '''Wilbur:''' I... I feel so ''numb'', I feel... Who is... Wh... Are you... Who is... Who the fuck is ''this'', who is... Who the fuck's Friend? [...] I've obviously missed a beat! I've missed a beat, what's happening, why am I here?!\ |
| 1129 | '''Tommy:''' We're at L'Manburg...\ |
| 1130 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(climbs onto the wall to look over the crater)'' Ohh, ''fuck!'' |
| 1131 | -->-- Wilbur is back\ |
| 1132 | \ |
| 1133 | |
| 1134 | ->''"Tommy, I've been waiting... for [[YearInsideHourOutside over a decade]]... in near darkness... This is [[CueTheSun my sunrise]]. This is MY sunrise. This is MINE!"'' |
| 1135 | -->-- '''Wilbur Soot'''\ |
| 1136 | \ |
| 1137 | |
| 1138 | ->'''Wilbur:''' So, Tommy, I had a think, right? I had a think, I've made some plans, I– I– I've debated with myself about what I should do, and I've made my decision what I need to do. Tommy... ''(awkward laugh)'' I'm sorry.\ |
| 1139 | '''Tommy:''' ...what– You gonna kill me?!\ |
| 1140 | '''Wilbur:''' No! No– no, sorry, ignore– ignore the Lore-sword, I'm... ''(laughs)'' I'm just– Ah, I'm not good at this, man... I– I need to make some apologies. I told you I needed to have a think. And I don't think an apology would ever sum up, uh... what I did here. I mean... look at this mess. But like...\ |
| 1141 | '''Tommy:''' You did this. Well, actually, not all of it. You did a little bit.\ |
| 1142 | '''Wilbur:''' Yeah, I didn't do the glass. But I think– I think I do need to, um... I need to apologize to some people! Y'know, I've gotta make amends! I've gotta make amends, and I– I promise that's– that's true, I know– look at me! Look me in the eyes. I know it's– I know it's hard to believe when you look at me that I... I– Y'know, I've turned over a new leaf! Turned over a new leaf! Y'know? |
| 1143 | -->-- Wilbur starts his new life\ |
| 1144 | \ |
| 1145 | |
| 1146 | ->''"Tommy, do you remember when you got sentenced to exile? Yeah, I remember! I was there, Tommy, I was there! I was there, I was in– I was in the ''cage'' of that little ghost's fucking head. Every single step we– you and me took... Listen, every single step me and you took– ''Look at me'', Tommy. Look me in the eyes. Every single step me and you took, I was there. I was there, I had no control over what was happening, I have no idea what was being said, but Tommy, I'll tell you what, if I WAS there... And if it wasn't that stupid shell of a ghost instead of me... '''I would've struck down Dream right where he stood'''. We would've disemboweled him. We would've disemboweled him, together. Tommy, I'm not– I wasn't blind. I saw what he was doing to you, Tommy. I saw. I saw what he was doing to Tubbo. I saw what he did to ME! But y'know what, Tommy, I WASN'T there. I wasn't there, was I? We had ''Ghostbur!'' Ghostbur was there instead, right? And y'know what the issue is, y'know what the issue is? After seeing Ghostbur interact with Dream, I realized that, no, Dream is not the enemy, Dream is not the enemy! This world is– is– was not supposed to be inhabited by... people of this caliber. Dream is the HERO! Dream needs to be let out of here! Dream's not in prison for being a horrible person. Dream is in prison because he ''dared'' to try and ''stop'' you all. He dared to try and stop you all from gaining all this power. Because the MINUTE I was gone? There was a vacuum. There was opening. And everyone just seeked to get in there. And Dream was the only one who stood up to them and told them not to. Dream was the only one who held my seat for me. He held my– He kept it warm! He kept my throne warm, and you guys didn't like that! So you threw him in prison. And if it weren't– If– If Dream died instead of me...? I would be in there right now. So Tommy, you should THANK that I wasn't alive to– to attack Dream when we got exiled. You should be GLAD we had little passive Ghostbur. Because now, Dream's in there... And I'm out here, baby!"'' |
| 1147 | -->-- '''Wilbur'''\ |
| 1148 | \ |
| 1149 | |
| 1150 | ->'''Tommy:''' The reason we started L'Manburg... And everything here... Was because we knew, together, me and you, the duo!\ |
| 1151 | '''Wilbur:''' Mhm.\ |
| 1152 | '''Tommy:''' Together, we knew that Dream was the ''villain''. He was the one that was holding this server down!\ |
| 1153 | '''Wilbur:''' Mhm.\ |
| 1154 | '''Tommy:''' He was the ''dictator!''\ |
| 1155 | '''Wilbur:''' Mhm. Yeah. Mhm?\ |
| 1156 | '''Tommy:''' So you're telling me even then, you think... You think ''Dream'' was the ''hero?''\ |
| 1157 | '''Wilbur:''' Tommy, I made an oath of not lying, now that I'm alive again... So I'm gonna come clean to you with the truth. Uh... One thing, [[BlatantLies I didn't actually really care about L'Manburg]], I just cared about... Y'know, stickin' it to the man! Actually, I cared about L'Manburg for the sole reason that I could ''use'' it to stick it to the man! You ever sticked it to the man, Tommy?\ |
| 1158 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1159 | '''Tommy:''' ...that's not true.\ |
| 1160 | '''Wilbur:''' L'Manburg was a tool! It was a great tool, it worked! Y'know, it divided so many people, man! Listen, Tommy, Tommy, in my oath of not lying, I'm gonna tell you now, Tommy, I'm– I'm sorry for a couple things to each of these people, right, on the server. [...] I'm sorry for a lot of things, but... Tommy, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna try it again.\ |
| 1161 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1162 | '''Wilbur:''' Come, you're just staring at me man, let's go!\ |
| 1163 | '''Tommy:''' ''(affronted)'' You ''never cared'' about L'Manburg?!\ |
| 1164 | '''Wilbur:''' Okay, I said it wrong–\ |
| 1165 | '''Tommy:''' I thought it was your unfinished symphony! I thought it–\ |
| 1166 | '''Wilbur:''' I did care about L'Manburg! I did care about L'Manburg, but I cared about it for... You would call it the wrong reasons...\ |
| 1167 | [...] |
| 1168 | ->'''Tommy:''' It wouldn't have mattered, man! It was us! It was the business! It was–\ |
| 1169 | '''Wilbur:''' Yeah, and the business would've thrived in Bim-bum! Tommy, look at me, I'm a GENIUS! I can make it thrive ANYWHERE, Tommy!\ |
| 1170 | '''Tommy:''' ''It was like we were a FAMILY!'' It was like we were a ''family!'' You can't just ''say'' that!\ |
| 1171 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(coldly)'' We ''were'' family, Tommy. We ''were''. But y'know what, you just didn't– you just– I guess you just didn't have the balls to follow along with me. When you pressed the button, you were always against–\ |
| 1172 | '''Tommy:''' YOU JUST BLEW UP OUR FUCKING ''HOME!''\ |
| 1173 | '''Wilbur:''' We're leaving it behind Tommy, it's in the past, we're friends now, we're friends. We're friends, come out.\ |
| 1174 | '''Tommy:''' I don't wanna ''be'' your friend, you're annoying, and I hate you, and you're ugly, and you have a grey hair, and I bet you twirl it round and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you use the dog filter]]. Wilbur, I–\ |
| 1175 | '''Wilbur:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse You're following me for quite a while for someone who doesn't care]]. |
| 1176 | -->-- Wilbur "comes clean"; Tommy learns the "truth"\ |
| 1177 | \ |
| 1178 | |
| 1179 | |
| 1180 | ->'''Foolish:''' I don't really see how this solves the problem...\ |
| 1181 | '''Tommy:''' Well, it doesn't solve the problem, it's preventing the problem, Foolish, alright? Have you noticed that all the problems come, they don't get solved, do they? Alright? It ends up with some madman screaming he's solved it, alright? And now– and then look at him. Now he's taken away everyone's favorite man; Ghostbur, alright? Problems don't really get solved on this server.\ |
| 1182 | '''Foolish:''' No, no, I suppose you're right.\ |
| 1183 | '''Tommy:''' Yeah.\ |
| 1184 | '''Foolish:''' Well, how do you go about changing that? By gathering stone?\ |
| 1185 | '''Tommy:''' No. Well, what I'm doing, my friend, is preventing the problem before it gets out of hand, like it did before. |
| 1186 | -->-- Foolish and Tommy talk about problem solving\ |
| 1187 | \ |
| 1188 | |
| 1189 | ->'''Tommy:''' You see this? L'Manberg.\ |
| 1190 | '''Foolish:''' Oh, yeah, I've heard this before.\ |
| 1191 | '''Tommy:''' This was mine and Wilbur's nation– it was Wilbur's nation! It was Wilbur's, which makes it all the more heartbreaking. And he decided that -- and he doesn't mean this -- but even though at the time, it was to get away from Dream, because Dream wouldn't let us do what we wanted to. He told us we had to live under his big, iron fist. But we went, "No, Dream, that's not fair, is it!" You don't think that's fair, do you, Foolish?\ |
| 1192 | '''Foolish:''' No, no. So you were a couple revolutionary– revolutionists? Basically.\ |
| 1193 | '''Tommy:''' People want to do what they want. So we made this nation, yeah? We made a nation and it was glorious and it was amazing. People challenged it, sure, but we got through it. And then to try and con– you really don't know this story? And then to try and consolidate our power, we held an election. Now–\ |
| 1194 | '''Foolish:''' Aw man. There used to be governments here?\ |
| 1195 | '''Tommy:''' Now, the problem with an election is it kinda puts all your life on the line, which can be good if you're confident, but perhaps we were a little overconfident. And because of that, Foolish, well, we um, we lost. To the hands of Jschlatt, right here actually. Right about here is where we lost.\ |
| 1196 | '''Foolish:''' Oh.\ |
| 1197 | '''Tommy:''' And Schlatt [[TheExile banished us]]. Now, we were okay when– I was ok when he banished, and I knew we would get it back. We'd talk about it. Like you said, peace was the option. But here's the thing, Foolish. Wilbur didn't want to do any more talking. He'd given up with that. Because some people aren't strong enough, alright, some people stop talking… You know the phrase "[[TheGoldenRule Treat others how you want to be treated]]", Foolish?\ |
| 1198 | '''Foolish:''' Yeah.\ |
| 1199 | '''Tommy:''' That's a really important phrase, and people hear it, you know, you hear your teachers say it, you hear it when you're young, people don't ever listen to it: treat others how you want to be treated. Wilbur disregarded that rule. He decided that he wanted to be treated poorly, so he treated everyone else poorly.\ |
| 1200 | '''Foolish:''' Why do you think that?\ |
| 1201 | '''Tommy:''' Honestly, sometimes I don't know, myself… But this block here– ''(motions to a block of TNT)'' He used this and blew up L'Manberg and shattered it into a million pieces. Now, Wilbur, he was a good man. He is a good man, deep inside him. But he–\ |
| 1202 | '''Foolish:''' So you're saying there's still redemption for him?\ |
| 1203 | '''Tommy:''' Well, he's been a good man deep inside him, but he's been a bad guy for a very, very long time. And I know that there's still good in him, [[RousseauWasRight there's still good in everyone]], really, Foolish, even if they are all arseholes and wankers and– but…\ |
| 1204 | '''Foolish:''' Do you believe in second chances?\ |
| 1205 | '''Tommy:''' I don't. I don't really believe– that's not a thing for me, it's just that– I believe everyone's got a little bit of good in them. And I know that Wilbur had good in him, alright?\ |
| 1206 | '''Foolish:''' You said ''had''?\ |
| 1207 | '''Tommy:''' Yeah, he did. Cause when we made this nation, although now he seems to claim– he claimed to me that the nation that WE BUILT TOGETHER– he claimed that it was all just a ruse, for power. Now, I think Wilbur's just being a bad guy, alright? And that's okay. We're all bad guys, everyone messes up. You learn the most from your mistakes.\ |
| 1208 | '''Foolish:''' Oh, yeah.\ |
| 1209 | '''Tommy:''' He's made so many mistakes. So many, that have hurt so many people. But what this is, it's gonna be about– not giving him a second chance, isn't giving him a third chance, it's not about chances! Foolish. It's about making sure you don't give up on the people you care about. So I know you're still really new to this server, and I know you build lots of things, so if you ever care about someone, do not give up on them, Foolish. Don't give up on people. Because that's how you lose. |
| 1210 | -->-- Tommy teaches Foolish about the history of L'Manberg\ |
| 1211 | \ |
| 1212 | |
| 1213 | ->'''Foolish:''' You know, Tommy, I think I had you wrong.\ |
| 1214 | '''Tommy:''' I don't know what that means.\ |
| 1215 | '''Foolish:''' Well, I just, you know. You're a little more mature than I thought you would be. I thought you were just a loud, obnoxious, do-what-you-want, a couple muggings here and there. But no. [[HiddenDepths Maybe there's more to you than meets the eye]].\ |
| 1216 | '''Tommy:''' Well, I still do that, obviously, because it's funny and it's fun.\ |
| 1217 | '''Foolish:''' Welp, nah, I understand. But maybe there's more to you. Maybe there's more to you than I thought.\ |
| 1218 | '''Tommy:''' Thanks, I guess. Maybe there's more to you too.\ |
| 1219 | '''Foolish:''' Oh, there's so much… Do you consider yourself to be the good guy or the bad guy?\ |
| 1220 | '''Tommy:''' That really depends who you ask, doesn't it? You know? If you ask [[AGodAmI Dream]], he'd say I'm his little– his little play– his little toy that he plays with, you know? It doesn't… ''({{Beat}})'' Foolish, honestly, I used to consider myself the good guy, the fucking second-in-command, going around and going "Yeah! Let's do this". But recently, these past– these past like six months or so, Foolish, everything got so much harder than it was before. Because before, it was us fighting the bad guys, and it was all so clear.\ |
| 1221 | '''Foolish:''' Yeah. Nothing muddy.\ |
| 1222 | '''Tommy:''' It was all so clear. But it's [[GreyAndGrayMorality not been clear]] for so long, alright? It wasn't "[[BlackAndWhiteMorality These are the bad guys, these are the good guys]]". Now it's "He's doing this, and that makes him a bit worse". It's all so fucking complicated. So, I don't know. It depends who you ask, but…\ |
| 1223 | '''Foolish:''' I don't know. It just all seem strange, 'cause just from, you know, hearing from others, and learning a little bit, it seems like you've been a hero, you've been the villain, the conqueror, the savior, and even now, I still have no idea what you exactly are.\ |
| 1224 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1225 | '''Tommy:''' Well, that's up to you to decide, isn't it? |
| 1226 | -->-- Foolish sees something in Tommy\ |
| 1227 | \ |
| 1228 | |
| 1229 | ->''"[[MurderByInaction You threw away my life]] for some kind of [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] sales pitch?"'' |
| 1230 | -->-- '''Foolish to Quackity''' about the Red Banquet |
| 1231 | [[/folder]] |
| 1232 | |
| 1233 | [[folder:The Las Nevadas Arc]] |
| 1234 | ->''"I take care of those who take care of me… why do you think I have no one around? [[HatesBeingAlone Put two and two together]], Foolish."'' |
| 1235 | -->-- '''Quackity'''\ |
| 1236 | \ |
| 1237 | |
| 1238 | ->'''Techno:''' ''(in the in-game chat)'' yo can you grant a wish\ |
| 1239 | '''Techno:''' Yo. ''(turns to Dream)'' Dream, I got an idea. I got a– Let's ask him if he can grant a wish.\ |
| 1240 | '''Dream:''' Oh my god.\ |
| 1241 | '''Techno:''' Bro. Bro, this is huge. This is huge.\ |
| 1242 | '''[[OurGodsAreDifferent DreamXD]]:''' ''(in the in-game chat)'' one\ |
| 1243 | '''Techno:''' "One". Bro!\ |
| 1244 | '''Dream:''' ''(excitedly)'' One! He's– He's gonna grant a wish?\ |
| 1245 | '''Techno:''' We can get one wish. We can get one wish! ''(typing in the in-game chat)'' I want a bell. [[WastefulWishing I want a bell]], give me a bell.\ |
| 1246 | '''Dream:''' WHAT?! TECHNO–\ |
| 1247 | '''Techno:''' Give me a bell.\ |
| 1248 | '''Dream:''' WHAT ARE YOU– GET US ''OUT!'' What do you mean, you want a bell?!\ |
| 1249 | '''Techno:''' ''(to [=DreamXD=])'' Give me a bell. I want a bell.\ |
| 1250 | '''[=DreamXD=]:''' ''(in the in-game chat)'' ok\ |
| 1251 | '''Techno:''' Yoooo! Yo, it's workin'!\ |
| 1252 | ''([=DreamXD=] places down a bell on the floor of the prison cell and leaves the game)''\ |
| 1253 | '''Techno:''' YOOOOO!\ |
| 1254 | '''Dream:''' ''(at the same time)'' ''[[BigWhat WHAT]]?!''\ |
| 1255 | '''Techno:''' YOOOOOOO!\ |
| 1256 | '''Dream:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT A BELL? GET US– YOU HAD ''ONE WISH'', [[SkewedPriorities YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US OUT OF HERE]]! TECHNO! ''(starts hitting Techno)''\ |
| 1257 | '''Techno:''' YOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YO, WE GOT A BELL! ''(Sellout Timer goes off)'' YO, JUST IN TIME FOR THE SELLOUT TIMER TOO! YOOOOOOOOO! |
| 1258 | -->-- [=DreamXD=] grants Techno's wish in prison\ |
| 1259 | \ |
| 1260 | |
| 1261 | ->''"What I'd like to do with all this loot, is– is take... ''(sigh; deep breath)'' So, I know I– I'm never gonna... I never wanna fight again. Or if I do, I wanna fight like how I used to, I wanna have build battles, I wanna fight with people who fight like me. Y'know? I– I– I– I– I don't want people to be in full Netherite. This is war armour, and I don't need war armour now. I need battle armour, which is iron armour, I need not-Tory gear. [...] ''(digs a hole; places a chest and starts putting valuables in)'' I hate that everyone progresses now, so, so fast, I hate that. I want people to take it slow, man. And I wanna take it slow myself, I don't want any of these– well, I'll take Drista's knife, but that's it. ''(hovers over the Axe of Peace)'' This one's the sign. 'Cause we all hate change here, man. But now it's changed by itself, it's... People don't battle anymore, and that's good. The Axe of Peace is the final one, that makes people go "Hey... we're not fighting anymore." ''(places the Axe of Peace in the chest; fills in the hole)'' [[TemptingFate Hopefully I never, EVER have to dig this back up]]."'' |
| 1262 | -->-- '''Tommy'''\ |
| 1263 | \ |
| 1264 | |
| 1265 | ->'''Wilbur:''' You rebuilt this! After I'd gone!\ |
| 1266 | '''Tubbo:''' Well, I can't take ''all'' the credit, obviously, but–\ |
| 1267 | '''Wilbur:''' Oh, yeah, the ''fucking'' ghost, who ca– You ''rebuilt'' this! Bro, you–\ |
| 1268 | '''Tubbo:''' Yeah, I suppose...\ |
| 1269 | '''Wilbur:''' Fuck a grave! I was ''so'' pressed about not having a grave– Screw a grave! I built something that you loved, that you wanted to preserve! That's...\ |
| 1270 | '''Tubbo:''' Yeah, I mean, really, honestly...\ |
| 1271 | '''Wilbur:''' Tubbo, that's worth more to me than a grave. That's worth more to me than this shrine. That's worth more to me than– Tubbo, this is probably the best gift I've ever been given, just this knowledge that you actually cared enough to rebuild this community, after it fell. |
| 1272 | -->-- Wilbur meets with Tubbo on the one-year anniversary of L'Manburg's independence\ |
| 1273 | \ |
| 1274 | |
| 1275 | ->'''Wilbur:''' I'm not gonna hurt you again. I'm not gonna, you know... I know– I know you had that– You– At [[TraumaButton the Festival. With Technoblade]]. I never spoke to you properly about this.\ |
| 1276 | '''Tubbo:''' Mm.\ |
| 1277 | '''Wilbur:''' I could have saved you.\ |
| 1278 | '''Tubbo:''' [[ForgivenButNotForgotten But you]] ''[[ForgivenButNotForgotten didn't]]''. |
| 1279 | -->-- Wilbur brings up the Red Festival\ |
| 1280 | \ |
| 1281 | |
| 1282 | ->'''Tubbo:''' Wilbur, in order for you to gain my trust back, you're gonna have to prove it first. [[BreakTheCutie I can't just give it out anymore]]. [[CynicismCatalyst I used to be able to, but I just... I just can't]].\ |
| 1283 | '''Wilbur:''' Tubbo, I... I ''really'' appreciate it. And I mean that. Genuinely. I appreciate it. And I'm gonna go out... And I'm gonna prove to you that I'm– that I'm worth being trusted again. I promise. I'll do it. I'll do it! I'll redeem myself! And you'll– You'll–\ |
| 1284 | '''Tubbo:''' ''(shakily)'' You know [[PastExperienceNightmare I still have dreams]], right? Of the explosion? And– And of the fireworks. And... And all of it! I– I still vividly see ''all'' of it, every day. It ''hurts!'' It hurts a ''lot'', Wilbur.\ |
| 1285 | '''Wilbur:''' Tubbo, I know, I– Tubbo, Tubbo, Tubbo, Tubbo, please, I– I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I– Sorry– it feels like such a weak word. I feel like there's nothing stronger that I can say. And I– And I– I understand what you mean about how my actions need to reflect it, and they will. Give me time. I'm gonna– I'm gonna make something. I'm gonna make something of this. And I'm gonna... ''({{Beat}})'' Tubbo, [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre do you know how]] ''[[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre fucking]]'' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre strong you are]]? And I'm not– I'm not just saying that, I've alr– I've got your forgiveness, and I know I need to earn your trust, but man, I just wanna let you know that... You're ''so'' strong, man. Genuinely. Just the fact that you proved to me just there, that you... you have these memories, you have these nightmares, and you still found it in your heart to forgive me, that... You're a fucking champion, man. You're a hero. |
| 1286 | -->-- Tubbo opens up\ |
| 1287 | \ |
| 1288 | |
| 1289 | ->'''Techno:''' Stop, stop, stop, I'm low health, I'm low health– I got information. I got information. Stop.\ |
| 1290 | ''(Quackity stops chasing Techno around the cell and trying to murder him with [[ShearMenace Wardens Torment]])'' \ |
| 1291 | '''Techno:''' Aye, that worked.\ |
| 1292 | '''Quackity:''' You have information?\ |
| 1293 | '''Techno:''' Yeah, bro.\ |
| 1294 | '''Quackity:''' What exactly could I do with your information?\ |
| 1295 | '''Techno:''' [...] I've got a pretty great information, actually. [[HoldingTheFloor The– The best information, bro]], there's things you wanna know? About uh– the rest of the world? 'Cause I've travelled far, I've travelled wide, I know things like– that can threaten your [...] empire or something– you always got an empire or something, bro, it's just– it's in your nature.\ |
| 1296 | '''Quackity:''' Technoblade, I'm gonna tell you one thing. One thing I went through was death. [[ItsPersonal When you killed me, you think I was just gonna forget about it]]? Think I was...\ |
| 1297 | '''Techno:''' [[NoSympathy I mean]], [[BluntYes yeah, kinda]].\ |
| 1298 | '''Quackity:''' ...just gonna walk away– you think I was just gonna walk away and forget about it?\ |
| 1299 | '''Techno:''' That was the hope, yeah.\ |
| 1300 | '''Quackity:''' I'll tell you something, Techno, I'll tell you something, alright? [[CallBack In the same way you did it]]– ''(switches to a diamond pickaxe and [[LaughingMad chuckles]])'' I have a [[PowerfulPick pickaxe]].\ |
| 1301 | '''Techno:''' Oh, wait... [[OhCrap OH, WAIT]]... WHA-WHAT? HOLD ON!\ |
| 1302 | '''Quackity:''' And I'll put it. [[IronicEcho THROUGH YOUR FUCKING TEETH]], TECHNO! I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR FU–\ |
| 1303 | '''Techno:''' ''(runs away from Quackity)'' '''''HOLD ON!''''' [[RapidFireNo NONONO]]– ''(is teleported out using the [[ChekhovsGun Ender Pearl Stasis Chamber]]; disappears from the cell)''\ |
| 1304 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1305 | '''Dream:''' [[NotMeThisTime I-I didn't do anything]]. |
| 1306 | -->-- Quackity [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome tries]] to get revenge\ |
| 1307 | \ |
| 1308 | |
| 1309 | ->'''Dream:''' Look, you ''can't'' tell Quackity. If you tell Quackity, I'm ''dead!'' You promised me before, you promised me! You know– Look, I was looking at you when Quackity was about to kill, and you screamed Quackity's name. You were gonna stop him, so you ''know'' you don't want me dead.\ |
| 1310 | '''Sam:''' ...The purpose of the prison isn't to kill the inmates, it's to keep them locked up.\ |
| 1311 | '''Dream:''' 'Cause you ''know'' you need the r– If I'm dead, then ''everyone'' else, when they die, they're dead forever.\ |
| 1312 | '''Sam:''' I know, Dream! I know.\ |
| 1313 | '''Dream:''' So if– If he kills me, then– then... Then if– then if you die, then you're dead forever. Or if ''Tommy'' dies, he's dead forever.\ |
| 1314 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1315 | '''Sam:''' ...You're right... ''({{Beat}})'' Then why don't you just... Tell me what the book says?\ |
| 1316 | '''Dream:''' Because then you'll kill me. Or Quackity will kill me.\ |
| 1317 | '''Sam:''' If Quackity kills you, I'll use the book on you. That'll be our deal.\ |
| 1318 | '''Dream:''' ''(exasperated)'' No, you won't. Look, I can't– I can't be telling people about the book! If I tell people about the book, then– I dunno, everyone becomes too powerful. What if the wrong person knows it? I'm the perfect person to know.\ |
| 1319 | '''Sam:''' How are ''you'' the perfect person to know?! You're not the good guy, Dream. Don't pretend like you're the good guy. We both know that's not true.\ |
| 1320 | '''Dream:''' [[WellIntentionedExtremist I don't think that I'm a]] ''[[WellIntentionedExtremist bad]]'' [[WellIntentionedExtremist guy]]...\ |
| 1321 | '''Sam:''' How are you ''not'' the bad guy?\ |
| 1322 | '''Dream:''' Well, I think, y'know... Good people do bad things... I think, y'know–\ |
| 1323 | '''Sam:''' ''Bad'' people do bad things.\ |
| 1324 | '''Dream:''' Good guys, bad guys...\ |
| 1325 | '''Sam:''' [[ArmourPiercingQuestion So what you did to Tommy]]? [[NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist You were just a good guy, doing a bad thing]]? Making a ''mistake?''\ |
| 1326 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1327 | '''Dream:''' Look, just don't tell Quackity. |
| 1328 | -->-- Sam finds Dream still in prison |
| 1329 | [[/folder]] |
| 1330 | |
| 1331 | [[folder:Breakout Arc]] |
| 1332 | ->'''Sam:''' Guess what, Dream? Guess what, guess what happened to the courtyard? I sealed it up. I sealed it up! Yeah, I sealed it up, you know ''why'' I sealed it up, Dream? Because it was a ''security flaw!'' Because it was a security flaw, Dream! That's why I sealed it up! And the prisoner didn't ''need'' to see the light, remember?! Oh, and the steak?! Remember the steak, remember the potatoes, the steak?! The cows! I was gonna cook the cows!\ |
| 1333 | '''Dream:''' ...[[{{Hypocrite}} Well, I didn't know]] ''[[{{Hypocrite}} I]]'' [[{{Hypocrite}} was gonna end up here]].\ |
| 1334 | '''Sam:''' Right, right, so it was okay as long as ''someone else'' was eating the raw potatoes! [...]\ |
| 1335 | '''Dream:''' I thought I'd be getting ''out'' of here, and see the light! I haven't seen the light in ages!\ |
| 1336 | '''Sam:''' I ''sealed'' it, Dream. There is no light, even in the courtyard.\ |
| 1337 | '''Dream:''' Yeah... Well, that's 'cause I said to, you can– You can undo it!\ |
| 1338 | '''Sam:''' Guess I ''could''... ''({{Beat}})'' I can't believe this, Dream. I... Every– everything you hate about the prison was ''your'' idea. You should exp– You should– Y'know what? Y'know what, I'm ''glad!'' I'm glad you haven't seen the light in a while! This was literally– this was literally the experience ''you wanted'' for the prisoners. You– you... This is– [[HoistByHisOwnPetard You made this bed! Literally]]! I may have built it, I may have engineered it, but it was– You were the one that wanted– You– You know what you put Tommy through! This is... I don't even think this is as bad! You should be ''thankful!'' You wanted this to be for Tommy, Dream. You and me ''both'' know it. We both know– You told me to build this so you could put Tommy in here, didn't you? That's why you wanted people to be able to visit, that way you could ''flaunt'' Tommy, who you've got stuck in a cell, in front of everyone. That's why you wanted people to be able to visit. That's why you didn't want the courtyard, because you didn't ''want'' that for Tommy. And you didn't want him to have a good place to live, you didn't want him to have good food, because you– You wanted to give him ''raw potatoes!'' You didn't want to give him steak! You just wanted him to have a HORRIBLE life in here! So... [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Keep it for yourself, Dream]]. You... You ''deserve'' this. |
| 1339 | -->-- Sam rips into Dream\ |
| 1340 | \ |
| 1341 | |
| 1342 | ->''"A year ago today, L'Manberg did not know its fate. Did not know what side of history it'd be on. But now…? As we sit and reminisce, we realize… [[ArcWords it wasn't meant to be]]. It never was from the day Eret uttered those words, L'Manberg was doomed to fall. Burned down to ashes, nothing more but rubble, cobblestone, and dirt. This one place, this one place used to be great, but now has faded into time. Faded away…"'' |
| 1343 | -->-- '''Ponk''' reminiscing over L'Manberg on November 16th, a year after the Season 1 finale |
| 1344 | [[/folder]] |
| 1345 | |
| 1346 | [[folder:"Las Nevadas" Episode 4]] |
| 1347 | ->'''Quackity:''' Seek successful revenge because if you fail, the consequences are going to be bitter. You know, when seeking revenge, it's quite easy to get caught up in the possible rewards even before you obtain them, but if revenge is failed, you ''will'' pay the price. That's why you have to know the objective of your revenge and then you gotta plan it out in your head and then you gotta organize a bunch of people to do the plan and–\ |
| 1348 | '''Slime:''' [[WasItReallyWorthIt Is it worth it]]?\ |
| 1349 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1350 | '''Quackity:''' What?\ |
| 1351 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1352 | '''Slime:''' I've been watching for a long time -- one person lashes out and then the other does, until they're both gone. From what I've seen, [[CycleOfRevenge it feels like people don't stop taking that revenge]]. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Is it ever worth it]]?\ |
| 1353 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1354 | '''Quackity:''' ''(quietly)'' [[LittleNo No]]. No, it's not. |
| 1355 | -->-- Week 11 of Quackity's lessons to Slime\ |
| 1356 | \ |
| 1357 | |
| 1358 | ->'''Quackity:''' [[LegacySeeker Legacy is all you leave behind in this world]]. ''(looks at Las Nevadas and turns to Slime)'' Look at this place. Look at all these places. When you die, the only thing you leave behind is what you did in this life... and, for me, I haven't kept friends, my enemies will eventually move on to something else... I think... my legacy is Las Nevadas, and that's why I care for it so much. Legacy is all you leave behind.\ |
| 1359 | '''Slime:''' ''(quietly)'' Okay. Let's leave behind a good one. |
| 1360 | -->-- Week 12 of Quackity's lessons to Slime\ |
| 1361 | \ |
| 1362 | |
| 1363 | ->''"I've not yet forgotten Quackity's heinous crimes against my heritage. The UFO explosion is a crime which I [[ThisIsUnforgivable will not, and cannot forgive]]. I've been trying to get closer to everyone in order to [[AWolfInSheepsClothing appear friendly]]. However, Slime appears to be Quackity's new puppet. Disappointing. I notice the weekly pattern. This puts a dent in my plan to seize power through friendly diplomacy. I have to change my strategy. I'll have to strategize through Slime and try to squeeze him out of any valuable information. And when the time seems right, I'll do whatever I have to do."'' |
| 1364 | -->-- '''Purpled''' on Las Nevadas\ |
| 1365 | \ |
| 1366 | |
| 1367 | ->'''Quackity:''' ''(incredulously)'' Sapnap?!\ |
| 1368 | '''Sapnap:''' Quackity!\ |
| 1369 | '''Quackity:''' Sa– Sapnap! Sapnap!\ |
| 1370 | '''Sapnap:''' What are you doing here?! What's up?! ''(lightly punches Quackity)'' I haven't seen you in so long!\ |
| 1371 | '''Quackity:''' ''(stunned)'' What– Sapnap, what–?\ |
| 1372 | '''Sapnap:''' What's up!\ |
| 1373 | '''Quackity:''' How'd– how'd you find your way in here? ''(laughing in disbelief)'' What– what are you doing here? Sapnap! \ |
| 1374 | '''Sapnap:''' I don't know… I was just checking the place out! This place looks awesome!\ |
| 1375 | '''Quackity:''' Yeah! No, no, no, I've been– ''(looks around the place)'' I've been– I've been working on it, for– for quite… Sapnap, how are you? |
| 1376 | -->-- The Quacknap Reunion\ |
| 1377 | \ |
| 1378 | |
| 1379 | ->'''Quackity:''' What? You're just gonna ignore ''all the history'' we've had together, Karl?! You're gonna be an asshole like that?!\ |
| 1380 | '''Karl:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT]] [[WhamLine HISTORY]]?! |
| 1381 | -->-- The state of Karl's memory deterioration is revealed\ |
| 1382 | \ |
| 1383 | |
| 1384 | ->'''Quackity:''' ''({{sarcastic clapping}})'' Great, great, ''great'' job, Karl. Great fucking job. ''(moves closer)'' I still have the audacity to come here and fucking try to get ''along'' with you guys, and ''this'' is the kind of bullshit you greet me with? [[StepfordSnarker Good fucking job…]]!\ |
| 1385 | '''Karl:''' ''(turns around to look at Kinoko)'' Do you see this place? This is supposed to be about ''peace'', okay?! ''(growing hostile)'' And all I know about you is that you are a terrorizing murderer. So, why are you here?!\ |
| 1386 | '''Quackity:''' ''(in disbelief)'' I've been working–! Everything I've done in my entire life here is can– ''(stammers)'' –is because I fucking ''worked'' for it, Karl! I've worked for it! ''Alone!'' I got here ''alone!'' I'm ''alone'' now! You realize that I've been working on everything ''myself'', Karl?!\ |
| 1387 | ''(Karl backs away while Quackity steps closer)''\ |
| 1388 | '''Quackity:''' I have ''no one!'' And I've needed no one! And you know what? I'm fucking ''glad'' we didn't work on a country together, because ''guess what''. ''(leans close)'' I've realized that I could make it on my fucking own. That I don't need ''you''. I don't need ''anyone'', Karl! And if that's all you're gonna label me as?! A fucking ''murderer''…?! Then so fucking be it. Then so fucking be it!\ |
| 1389 | '''Sapnap:''' Guys, guys! Calm down! Calm down!\ |
| 1390 | '''Quackity:''' I'll– I'll– [[ThenLetMeBeEvil I'll live to your standards]]!\ |
| 1391 | '''Sapnap:''' Calm down, guys–! Guys! Calm down–! ''(steps in front of Karl)''\ |
| 1392 | '''Quackity:''' I'll live up to your standards, Karl, if that's what you think of me as!\ |
| 1393 | '''Karl:''' ''(side-steps Sapnap)'' Why would I have worked on a country with you in the first place, man?\ |
| 1394 | '''Sapnap:''' ''(stepping between the two)'' Calm down! GUYS, CALM DOWN!\ |
| 1395 | '''Karl:''' ''You got me killed!'' What, I–\ |
| 1396 | [...]\ |
| 1397 | '''Quackity:''' WHY– WHAT THE FUCK WAS EL RAPIDS, KARL?! You worked with me on that! ''Fuck you'', Karl! ''Fuck you!'' ''(goes after Karl)'' I've been doing everything on my own! I don't fucking need you and I don't fucking need everyone! |
| 1398 | -->-- [[SecondActBreakup Both sides lash out horribly]]\ |
| 1399 | \ |
| 1400 | |
| 1401 | ->'''Purpled:''' ''(enderpearling to Slime)'' Fine. Have it your way.\ |
| 1402 | '''Slime:''' ''(quietly)'' What?\ |
| 1403 | '''Quackity:''' What? [[OhCrap No no NO]], PURPLED, NO!\ |
| 1404 | ''(Purpled hits Slime into the lava)''\ |
| 1405 | '''Quackity:''' NO! No, Purpled, no–\ |
| 1406 | '''Slime:''' ''(falling)'' QUACKITY!\ |
| 1407 | ''(Quackity jumps into the lava after him)''\ |
| 1408 | '''Quackity:''' ''(panicked)'' Slime, get in the sand. GET IN THE SAND, SLIME.\ |
| 1409 | '''Slime:''' ''(not moving)'' [[ItHasBeenAnHonor Thank you... for showing me what it's like, to be human]].\ |
| 1410 | '''Quackity:''' ''(begging)'' NO! GET IN THE SAND, GET IN THE SAND!\ |
| 1411 | '''Slime:''' Maybe I almost was–\ |
| 1412 | ''(Slime burns to death in the lava)''\ |
| 1413 | '''Quackity:''' ''(stunned)'' SLIME! ''({{Beat}})'' PURPLED! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? PURPLED, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? |
| 1414 | -->-- Slime reverts to a dormant state |
| 1415 | [[/folder]] |
| 1416 | |
| 1417 | [[folder:Dream's Escape from Prison]] |
| 1418 | ->'''Techno:''' Hello, Dream!\ |
| 1419 | '''Dream:''' Wait... you came?\ |
| 1420 | '''Techno:''' Bet you didn't to see ''me'' here! ''(laughs)''\ |
| 1421 | '''Dream:''' No! What?! Wait, Techno, they added– they added glass here, so it sets off the alarm.\ |
| 1422 | '''Techno:''' I did– I did notice that there was– there was this... slight... addition to the prison. ''(looks at the observers surrounding the glass blocks)'' Uh, that–\ |
| 1423 | '''Dream:''' Ever since we tried to get out.\ |
| 1424 | '''Techno:''' That is gonna be a slight problem, I'm not gonna lie.\ |
| 1425 | '''Dream:''' How did y– How did you get in?\ |
| 1426 | '''Techno:''' Oh, I used the blueprints! I... burrowed in from underground and swam up through the lava. With fire resistance. Also, I brought my dog, Apollo. Huge part of this operation.\ |
| 1427 | '''Dream:''' Why did you bring your dog?\ |
| 1428 | '''Techno:''' Why not? It's man's best friend. |
| 1429 | -->-- Techno finds Dream\ |
| 1430 | \ |
| 1431 | |
| 1432 | ->'''Techno:''' [...] So I'm not breaking through this [glass], it's too much work. But you know what I ''do'' have? ''(holds out a stack of TNT)''\ |
| 1433 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 1434 | '''Dream:''' Wait... but will that not set it off?\ |
| 1435 | '''Techno:''' Oh, it's gonna set off the alarm, Dream! ''(laughs)'' I think it's gonna set off the alarm! But the thing is, if I break a single block in this cell, the alarm's going off, so... If we're gonna set off the alarm... ''(places a block of TNT)'' Let's do it in style! ''(takes out a lever)''\ |
| 1436 | [...]\ |
| 1437 | '''Dream:''' Are we sure– Are we sure this is the only way?\ |
| 1438 | '''Techno:''' Well, I could also spend ten hours breaking glass, but that would be less fun. ''(places the lever above the TNT)''\ |
| 1439 | '''Dream:''' ''(backs up)'' Hm, okay.\ |
| 1440 | '''Techno:''' Alright, but this– The alarm's gonna go off when I do this, so we're gonna have to act fast–\ |
| 1441 | '''Dream:''' Yeah, how– How am I... Wait, what's the plan after this?\ |
| 1442 | '''Techno:''' I've got an ender chest, alright? I got stuff for you in the ender chest, also you'll have access to your own ender chest, if you need it. \ |
| 1443 | [...]\ |
| 1444 | '''Techno:''' Anyways, my fire resistance is runnin' out and I actually don't have that much, so, uh– ''(sets off the TNT)'' Here we go!\ |
| 1445 | '''Dream:''' Oh, God...\ |
| 1446 | '''Techno:''' Hope this doesn't kill my dog!\ |
| 1447 | ''(The TNT detonates)'' |
| 1448 | -->-- Dream's GreatEscape\ |
| 1449 | \ |
| 1450 | |
| 1451 | ->'''Sam:''' ''([[HostageSituation holding Ranboo hostage]])'' Dream, come on! I'll– I– Come here, Dream! Or he dies.\ |
| 1452 | '''Dream:''' I don't ''care'' if he dies! Techno, we're going. Now. Go. Go. Go.\ |
| 1453 | '''Techno:''' I'm not leaving him. I'm not leaving Ranboo!\ |
| 1454 | '''Dream:''' We gotta go!\ |
| 1455 | '''Sam:''' Or I'm gonna kill him!\ |
| 1456 | '''Dream:''' Who's this horse? I'm on this horse. I'm–\ |
| 1457 | '''Techno:''' Sam, listen. Listen.\ |
| 1458 | '''Sam:''' Technoblade, tell Dream he has to stay, or he's dead.\ |
| 1459 | '''Techno:''' Dream doesn't care.\ |
| 1460 | '''Sam:''' Get over here!\ |
| 1461 | '''Techno:''' You got the wrong hostage. [[MoralityPet I care]]–\ |
| 1462 | '''[[WhamLine Ranboo was slain by awesamdude using [=[Wardens Will]=]]]'''\ |
| 1463 | '''Techno:''' [[BigNo NO]]!\ |
| 1464 | '''Dream:''' Techno! Go! Go! Go!\ |
| 1465 | '''Techno:''' ''(splashes himself with multiple potions)'' That's it. [[LetsGetDangerous We're gamin']]. We're gamin'. ''(starts fighting Bad and Sam)'' Oh, God, he gappled–\ |
| 1466 | '''Sam:''' Techno, why are you even mad at me?\ |
| 1467 | '''Techno:''' It's 'cause you ''literally murdered Ranboo right in front of me!'' |
| 1468 | -->-- [[KillTheCutie Ranboo]] is KilledOffForReal\ |
| 1469 | \ |
| 1470 | |
| 1471 | ->'''Dream:''' Hey, Tommy. ''(holds out the Axe of Peace)'' You lookin' for somethin'? Came to get your stuff? Hey, welcome back to [[TraumaCongaLine Exile]]! Welcome back! Welcome! You're back at ''home!'' [...] ''(he steps closer to Tommy)''\ |
| 1472 | '''Tommy:''' ''(steps backwards; shakily)'' Stand– stand back...\ |
| 1473 | '''Dream:''' I'm not gonna hurt you... Yet.\ |
| 1474 | '''Tommy:''' Why... You're meant to be in prison! It's a top sec– you– ''(stammers)''\ |
| 1475 | '''Dream:''' ''(moving closer)'' Yeah, but I'm out! I'm out! That means I'm meant to be out. I ''earned'' it.\ |
| 1476 | '''Tommy:''' ''(moving backwards; terrified)'' No, no, please, stand back... You didn't earn it. You didn't earn ''anything''. You stole, you manipulated, you– you– you ''killed''– Dream... ''(shaky exhale)'' One of the last times you were here, you ''killed me'' just to prove a point! You– You haven't earned ''anything!'' Stand back, alright, I've got my shield up–\ |
| 1477 | '''Dream:''' Maybe I'll kill you again!\ |
| 1478 | '''Tommy:''' No, you won't.\ |
| 1479 | '''Dream:''' ''(walking closer)'' [[ResurrectionDeathLoop And then I'll revive you, and then I'll kill you again, and then I'll revive you, and then I'll kill you again, and then I'll revive you, and then I'll kill you again]]!\ |
| 1480 | '''Tommy:''' ''(hits Dream with his axe)'' No, you won't! NO, YOU FUCKING WON'T!\ |
| 1481 | '''Dream:''' ''(lightly)'' Don't hit me.\ |
| 1482 | '''Tommy:''' Stop speaking like that!\ |
| 1483 | [...]\ |
| 1484 | '''Dream:''' Tommy, you could ''die'' right now, and no one would know.\ |
| 1485 | '''Tommy:''' I'm NOT gonna die right now, alright?!\ |
| 1486 | '''Dream:''' No one would know... No one would ''care''.\ |
| 1487 | '''Tommy:''' Ever– dude– PEOPLE WOULD CARE, ALRIGHT?! YOU'RE ''NOT'' DOING THIS AGAIN, YOU GET IN PEOPLE'S HEADS, DREAM! ''YOU'' GET IN PEOPLE'S HEADS, ALRIGHT?!\ |
| 1488 | '''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' Oh, who would care? Who's your friends? Who are your friends?! TELL ME WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE, TOMMY!\ |
| 1489 | '''Tommy:''' Tubbo, Ranboo...\ |
| 1490 | [...]\ |
| 1491 | '''Dream:''' Where are they now?! Where are they? You wanna invite them to your [[OnePersonBirthdayParty party]], Tommy, you wanna have a little party? Let's go to the beach! Let's have a little party, let's have some ''tea!''\ |
| 1492 | '''Tommy:''' ''(hits Dream)'' Get the FUCK away from me!\ |
| 1493 | '''Dream:''' ''(getting genuinely angry)'' Maybe I can experience the ''beach'' for once in my life. Y'know, you FUCKED me, Tommy! You put me in prison, I ''rotted'' in there, I was TORTURED by Quackity, I'm sure you knew about that! I'm sure you let it happen, I'm sure you ''wanted'' it to happen!\ |
| 1494 | '''Tommy:''' ...what?\ |
| 1495 | '''Dream:''' Tommy, I'm gonna make ''every day'' for you a living ''hell'' on this server. I'm not gonna let you die, I'm not gonna LET you die! I can bring people back! You're living ''forever!'' |
| 1496 | -->-- Tommy's not-so-happy reunion with Dream in Logstedshire\ |
| 1497 | \ |
| 1498 | |
| 1499 | [[/folder]] |
| 1500 | |
| 1501 | |
| 1502 | !!Season Four |
| 1503 | |
| 1504 | [[folder:The Detachment Era]] |
| 1505 | ->''(The sirens of Pandora's Vault can be heard in the distance. Dream is in the main cell of the prison, with Wilbur standing outside it.)''\ |
| 1506 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(quietly)'' Hello, Dream.\ |
| 1507 | '''Dream:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Wilbur. How'd you get in here?\ |
| 1508 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(quietly)'' Oh, I– You know I– I have my ways. I was just– It's so– It's so good to see you again, man, I– thank you for everything you did, for reviving me, giving me this new lease on life.\ |
| 1509 | '''Dream:''' And you've come to repay the favour.\ |
| 1510 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(after a small pause)'' Yeah... you could say that, I– I– I just– I actually just- got away from with Tommy. You remember Tommy, you haven't been in here long enough to forget ''Tommy'', have you? I mean–\ |
| 1511 | '''Dream:''' Aw, no, I remember Tommy.\ |
| 1512 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(quietly)'' Yeah, you remember everything?\ |
| 1513 | '''Dream:''' Oh, I remember ''everything''.\ |
| 1514 | '''Wilbur:''' ''([[TranquilFury quietly]])'' He told me about the Exile. He told me about Logstedshire, about... about the party, and most importantly... about that Tower, Dream, and the pit.\ |
| 1515 | '''Dream:''' Oh, [[{{Sadist}} fond memories]]. ''Fond'' memories.\ |
| 1516 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(seemingly confused)'' ''What'' did you say?\ |
| 1517 | '''Dream:''' Those were some ''fond memories'', Wilbur.\ |
| 1518 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(gives some MirthlessLaughter)'' Okay, that's what I thought you said.\ |
| 1519 | ''(Wilbur sets down a piece of TNT on the netherite barrier between the two, and uses a redstone torch to light it, destroying the barrier)''\ |
| 1520 | '''Wilbur:''' Dream–\ |
| 1521 | '''Dream:''' Wh– What are you doing?\ |
| 1522 | '''Wilbur:''' I only have a few moments– ''(the TNT detonates, setting Wilbur on fire)'' So please, [[KnightTemplarBigBrother grant me this respite]]. \ |
| 1523 | '''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' Wait. Waitwait–\ |
| 1524 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(kills Dream in one hit)'' [[SuddenlyShouting DREAM]]!\ |
| 1525 | '''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' Wait, stop, stop– ''(incomprehensible)''\ |
| 1526 | '''Wilbur:''' [[UnstoppableRage THIS IS THE END FOR YOU]]! ''(kills Dream in one hit again)'' DREAM! \ |
| 1527 | '''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' STOP–\ |
| 1528 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(kills Dream in one hit for the third time)'' I WILL NEVER -- ''NEVER''–\ |
| 1529 | '''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' STOP IT! ''(respawns and falls into the water hole before Wilbur can hit him)''\ |
| 1530 | '''Wilbur:''' –TAKE WHAT YOU DID! \ |
| 1531 | '''Dream:''' ''(nigh-incomprehensible)'' STOP!\ |
| 1532 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(dives down the water hole after Dream to kill him again)'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU. ARE. SCUM]]. ''(kills Dream in one hit as he falls from his respawn point above the hole)'' YOU ARE SCUM BENEATH MY FOOT. \ |
| 1533 | '''Dream:''' ''(overlapping, nigh-incomprehensible)'' LEAVE ME A–\ |
| 1534 | '''Wilbur:''' I WILL DO THIS– ''(kills Dream again)'' \ |
| 1535 | '''Dream:''' ''([[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl high-pitched]])'' NO–\ |
| 1536 | '''Wilbur:''' –FOR THE REST OF YOUR SENTENCE. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE END OF THIS. ''(looking genuinely anguished)'' ''[[YouMonster YOU]] '''[[YouMonster BASTARD!!!!!]]''''' |
| 1537 | -->-- Wilbur's ImagineSpot after finding out Dream almost drove Tommy to suicide in Exile |
| 1538 | |
| 1539 | ->''"I...have seen so much. I've seen empires rise and fall, and their strongest people fall with them. And I've seen the weak that are left fight for scraps. But I never understood why... until you taught me. Until you took me in.\ |
| 1540 | Lesson One: Humans are assholes. You told me that, Quackity from Las Nevadas. But more importantly, you showed me that when you saw me, something malleable, and all of you made me into the worst parts of each.\ |
| 1541 | Lesson Two: Politics are the way to power. Use the conflicts and beliefs of people to rally them. And you did, you rallied everyone here, didn't you?\ |
| 1542 | Lesson Three: [[VirtueIsWeakness Create no emotional attachments]]. But you didn't follow that lesson, Quackity, and I didn't either. Maybe that's why we're here. But there are more!\ |
| 1543 | Lesson Four: Everything gets destroyed. Lesson Five: Trust nobody. Lesson Six: Hold your ground against authority. And Lesson Seven, Quackity from Las Nevadas? Seek successful revenge, because if you fail, the consequences will be bitter.\ |
| 1544 | I will not fail. Because, Quackity from Las Nevadas, we have one thing in common through everything we've been through:\ |
| 1545 | The same human ruined our lives.\ |
| 1546 | Because you are not a good person. It's like you said with Lesson Eight, Quackity. Legacy is all you leave behind in this world... [[PreMortemOneLiner I hope you leave behind a good one]]."'' |
| 1547 | -->-- '''Slime''''s TheReasonYouSuckSpeech towards Quackity, right before pushing him to his death |
| 1548 | [[/folder]] |
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