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Wilbur: Tommy, I... I want you to do whatever your heart says you should do.
Where men could go and emancipate
The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers
Well, this place is real, you needn't fret
With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck Eret
It's a very big and not blown up L'manburg
For a kingdom that rules with kindness and not with might. No weapons, no armor, just a group of people.
Schlatt does not follow these same principles.
Schlatt wants weapons. Schlatt wants power. Schlatt wants to expand out into Dream SMP land.
Schlatt wants to abolish the walls in order to take more and more land.
Schlatt is no Wilbur.
I dont know if peace can be maintained between our two nations with Schlatt at the helm.
Last time I tried to take a stand on behalf of Dream SMP I was touted as the villain. This time, I cant involve myself.
Schlatt is technically a democratically elected leader, and I cant overthrow him.
If you need my help, I am here, but it must be from the shadows. I cant be caught breaking the peace treaty. Even though the people I made it with are no longer involved.
I have trusted you with my most prized possession, which was used to kill you by Schlatt on the day before the election. Only fitting it be used on him in retaliation.
Also armor that I was going to trade with Skeppy for your disc.
For now, farewell from the shadows. Be safe.
- Big D"
Tubbo: You can hear the ocean...?
JSchlatt: I can... Well no, not the ocean, but I can hear a bunch of... [...] I can hear a bunch of whining toddlers.
Tubbo: Schlatt, that's-
JSchlatt: Somehow upset... with me, and the- and the great things I'm doing for this nation?
Tubbo: All I- All I suggested was that you just didn't tear down, y'know, the most important piece of history!
JSchlatt: (talking over him) Bunch of whining- bunch of whiny, spoiled BRATS, Tubbo! [...] We'll leave the- We'll leave the meth lab. But you gotta help with the rest of this stuff. And if I hear one more peep, if I come near you and put my ear up to you like a conch shell, and it's- and all these voices aren't just singing the praises... then we're gonna have another conversation.
Tommy: No, no! (punches Wilbur) STOP IT! Alright?!
Tommy: Wilbur, you're being reckless, you're not- You're not being the man that came in as president. If th- If this is what you think will let us recover L'Manburg, then I'll go along with it, but I don't agree with it, okay? This isn't the right thing to do, this isn't the moral thing to do. You're being... What's the point in doing anything if we've lost all hope? You've gotta stay with it, man. You've gotta pull yourself together.
Tubbo: (scared) What have I been up to? Wh- What are you talking about?!
Schlatt: "What have I been up to" he says! (laughs) "What have I been up to..."
Tubbo: Schlatt, I'm asking-
Schlatt: You've been CONSPIRING! With the IDIOTS, with the- with the TYRANTS! That we kicked out of this server, that we kicked out of this great country! [...] Tubbo, I don't know if you know this, but treason isn't exactly, uh... isn't exactly a respectable thing around here. I know what you've been doing, IT ALL ADDS UP, BUDDY! The fucking TUNNELS, your ABSENCE from GREAT events, I mean, you walked off in the middle of THIS one!
Schlatt: You walked off in the middle of this one, Tubbo! Don't try and tell me you've done nothing wrong! Because everybody knows it! I sees it with my own two fucking eyes, what you've been doing!
Schlatt: Do you know what happens to traitors, Tubbo?
Schlatt: Nothing good.
Schlatt: YEAH I DID! I did fuckin' kill him, Niki! The hell do you want?!
Niki: You are so cr- How could you do that?! AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE FOR YOU?!
Schlatt: You have just been a thorn in my side! Since I assumed this office!
Niki: I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!
Schlatt: Yeah... I mean, you actually, uh... You actually let him do that. I mean, Wilbur, I... I took you as- y'know, you were a shitty leader, but... I didn't think you'd- I didn't think you'd aid and abet Tubbo! [...]
Wilbur: Just... If you're gonna kill anyone else, kill me. Don't kill anyone else here. That's why I've-
Schlatt: Yeah, yeah, Loverboy, I've had enough out of your mouth. I'm not gonna kill anyone else, what do I- do I look like a bad guy? Do I look like a bad guy to you?
Techno: I mean, kinda.
Schlatt: Shut up, Technoblade... [...] I was gonna say, we can just kinda continue with the festivities, but I mean, if your stomach's feeling a little bit woozy after seeing Tubbo die, I suppose you could- I suppose you could get lost. I mean, holy shit, Wilbur. You really just crawled up here on the day of my festival, celebrating my country, that you are not a part of, and you started- you started crying.
Wilbur: You sounded like you were gonna murder another person! You sounded like you were gonna go for Niki!
Schlatt: Nah, I was only gonna murder Tubbo! He's the only person- Well, I mean, Niki... (beat) Yeah. Y'know what, I might murder Niki, actually. I might murder her. [...]
Wilbur: Niki, Niki, just- just run. Run now. Run now.
Schlatt: (crosstalk) Do it! No, come on! Shoot me! Shoot me with your Netherite raw-ass bow!
Quackity: (crosstalk) Nonono, find- find yourself another Vice-President! FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER VICE-PRESIDENT! You literally have the fucking citizen morale SO FUCKING LOW, under the GROUND, this place might have been- this place might have been better with different kind of leadership! You're being a dick, man!
Schlatt: You're too much of a pussy to even shoot me with the bow, it'll kill me in one blow, but (mockingly) "Oh, no, I can't do it! I can't do it, I'm Quackity! I'm Quackity, I don't know what sex feels like-"
Quackity: (proceeds to shoot Schlatt with the bow, killing him in one blow) Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm out, I'm outta here. I'm fucking outta here, man. (walks off)
Schlatt: Fuckin' pussy. Get outta here. Get outta here, you little piece of shit. (sigh) Gotta do everything my fucking self...
Tommy: What the fuck?!
The Eret: (Pause) Those who've been given power... Hold on to it.
Dream: Okay. How?
The Eret: I think respect is a big thing.
Dream: Sure. Respect is big. (Pause) If... Respect is the only thing protecting you from... A knife in the back. Respect is nothing right?
The Eret: What are you saying Dream?
Dream: I'm saying you don't have power because of your crown, you have power because of me and you have power because of the other members of Dream SMP like Punz and Sapnap by protecting you and protecting your kingmenship. (Pause) am I wrong?
The Eret: You're not wrong.
Schlatt: (slurring) Wilbur...?
Wilbur: What are you doing?
Schlatt: Huh...? What the hell- is this a surprise birthday party?
Wilbur: What are you- why are you in my drug van?! What are you doing in my drug van?! It better not be drugs!
Schlatt: (heavy breathing - he takes a bottle and drinks the whole thing)
Wilbur: ...are you- Are you drinking?!
Schlatt: Oh, this creatine... Ohhh, HAMMER CURLS!
Wilbur: (quietly) Oh... Oh, god.
Phil: Uh-huh. I do.
Wilbur: Have you heard... the song? On the walls? Before? Have you heard the song? I was just saying, I made this big point, it was poignant, and it's um... There was a special place where men could go, but it's not there anymore y'know, it's not- (sigh)
Phil: It is there. You've just- You've just won it back, Wil!
Wilbur: PHIL, I'M ALWAYS SO CLOSE to pressing this button, Phil! I've BEEN HERE like seven or eight times, I've been here seven or eight times... [...] Phil, I've been here so many times... (Wilbur hears fireworks going off outside) They're fighting. They're fighting!
Phil: And you want to just blow it all up.
Wilbur: (pained) I do, I think, I- (sigh)
Phil: You fought so hard to get this land back... So hard.
Wilbur: I don't even know if it works anymore, Phil, I don't even know if the button works, I could, I could... press it.
Phil: Do you really wanna take that risk? (laughs) There is a lot of TNT potentially connected to that button.
Wilbur: Phil... There was a saying, Phil. [...] By a traitor. Once part of L'Manburg. A traitor- I don't know if you've heard of Eret?
Wilbur: He had a saying, Phil. (Beat) It was never meant to be!
(Wilbur presses the button)
Phil: (horrified) Oh, my god...
Wilbur: Kill me, Phil. Phil, kill me, Phil kill me! (Wilbur throws Phil his sword) Phil, stab me with the sword, murder me now, kill me! Killza, Killza, do it! Kill me, Phil! Murder me! Look, they all want you to! Do it, Phil! Kill me! Phil, kill me!
Phil: I- You're my SON!
Wilbur: PHIL, KILL ME!
Phil: No matter what you- dude, no matter what you've done, I can't-
Wilbur: (slams on his desk) Phil, it's- LOOK! LOOK! HOW MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS, and it's GONE! (Beat) Do it. Do it.
(Phil stabs Wilbur to death)
Phil: (frustrated scream) God! You couldn't just let- You couldn't just win! You couldn't- You had to just throw your toys out the pram!
Technoblade: Do you think you're a hero? Is that what this is?
Tommy: I just wanted... I just wanted L'Manburg.
Technoblade: You just wanted power.
Tommy: That's all I've ever wanted. I didn't- I just wanted...
Technoblade: Tommy, you just did a coup. You just did a hostile government takeover and then immediately instilled yourself as president. And then you gave it to your friend, but that's still a tyrant, Tommy! [...] But the thing about this world, Tommy... is that good things don't happen to heroes. Let me tell you a story, Tommy. A story of a man called Theseus. His country... well his city-state, technically, was in danger. And he sent himself forward into enemy lines, he slayed the minotaur, and saved his city. Do you know what they did to him? [...] They exiled him. He died, in disgrace, despised by his people. That's what happens to heroes, Tommy.
Tubbo: But he saved everyone!
Technoblade: The Greeks knew the score. But if you want to be a hero, Tommy, that's fine... That's fine.
Tommy: (scared) Technoblade, don't do this.
Philza: Don't do this, Techno, don't-
Tommy: We're so close, I'm not the hero-
Technoblade: If you want to be a hero, Tommy...
Fundy: (mumbling) There's no fucking way, there's no fucking way...
Technoblade: Do you want to be a hero, Tommy?! THEN DIE LIKE ONE!
- The Revolution
- Bullying Tommy (he's a child)
- Sparring with Techno as a kid
- The wind
- Being president
- People cheering for me
- Fundy growing up
- The van
- Tubbo building everything
- Phil protecting me
- Sally the salmon
- Philza stabbing me to death with a sword
- A large explosion
- The taste of salt
- Air in my lungs
- Winning the election
- A ravine
- Techno's armory
- I don't know
I felt cold, guilty, torn apart from the inside. I remember leaving after the battle, many perished.
This new place is very nice, though empty of all life. I like the ice. It reminds me of something from a long time ago.
An empire I once helped a friend grow to power and take over the world. That was fun. Simple times.
After much thinking and solitude I have grown to learn the meaning of the afterlife. I found totems, many totems, gold and gems. Ancient scriptures tell me of a way to bring people back to life. This is my calling. I have to save him from the cold emptyness."
Tommy: (nervous laughter) What the fu- Dream, Dream, don't swear please...
Dream: Nonononono. I don't give a FUCK about Spirit, okay?! I don't give a fuck about anything actually! I care about your disks. I care more about your disks than you do! That's the ONLY thing I care about on the server, actually! I don't care about Spirit, Spirit was my horse, died ages ago! I care about your disks, 'cause that's what gives me power over you and your friends, and EVERYBODY you care about! Because you care about your disks more than anyone else here, so if YOU ARE NOT EXILED from L'Manburg, I will build these walls until they reach the block limit. I will keep EVERYBODY inside, I will hire guards, Punz and Sapnap, to patrol all around the entire walls, keeping them inside. No trade, no-one leaves, no armor, or they get slaughtered inside. DON'T TRY AND THREATEN ME! I don't CARE! I've lost ALL care for ANYTHING on this server!
Tommy: Really?! So if I burn Spirit right now-
Dream: BURN SPIRIT! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! RIGHT NOW!
Tommy: Well, this is the only thing you've had attachment to this entire time! How do I know you're not fucking lying?!
Dream: I have attachment to your disks.
Tommy: Why would you care- (stammers) They're MY disks, why do you even care about them?!
Dream: Nononono, Tommy, Tommy, they're my disks. I'll get them, I'll keep them, I'll put them in my ender chest and I'll keep them for the rest of the server.
Dream: Listen, Tubbo. You have three days. If you do not exile him in three days... I'll do what I said.
Tommy: Well, wh... What does that entail? What the fuck do you mean?
Dream: L'Manburg can be independent... But L'Manburg can't be free.
Dream: There's giant obsidian walls.
Tubbo: There is. There is, Dream. And that is- that is a problem, okay? For too long, Dream, we- actually... (trails off)
Dream: I trust... you. I trust- y'know, you're the best leader L'Manburg's ever had. I trust that you... y'know, you've always made the best decision for L'Manburg, as a y'know, a gracious leader. I trust that whatever decision you came to was the best one for L'Manburg.
Tubbo: Mmm... (starts laughing) Y'know, this is funny, actually! It is... I'm sorry, Tommy. I'm sorry.
Tommy: Dream, you-
Tubbo: Tommy. I am... I am so, so sorry. Dream, I've come to a decision... that'll be best for the nation. The most logical thing to do. For Tommy to be... Exiled. From L'Manburg.
Tubbo: (turns around) Teaming with Technoblade is an awful idea! It's an AWFUL idea!
Fundy: WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION!
Tubbo: No, NO, okay?! It's awful!
Quackity: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TUBBO?!
Tommy: (quietly; horrified) Tubbo...?
Tubbo: IT'S NOT THE BEST FOR THIS NATION! NOTHING involving ANY kind of conflict is the best for this nation! Okay?! You guys are thinking EMOTIONALLY, IRRATIONALLY! You need to think LOGICALLY! There's more than just us four that live here!
Tubbo: War is gonna bring DESTRUCTION, TERROR! A new regime that we don't want to enforce upon our citizens!
Quackity: Tubbo, we AGREED ON THIS! We just had a goddamn conversation, what are you DOING?!
(Fundy, Quackity and Tommy all start talking over eachother)
Tubbo: HEY, HEY!!! THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH, OKAY?! BE QUIET! YOU'VE UNDERMINED MY AUTHORITY FROM THE GET-GO! Okay?! All of you, NO-ONE here has respected me, you all jump on these merry little bandwagons, of- of destruction! It's not- It's not okay! (stammers) You DEFINITELY do not have the best interests of this nation at heart! And you have made that more apparent then EVER before today!
Tommy: Tubbo, Tubbo, but what- From the beginning, before L'Manburg e- You know this is our L'Manburg, this is everything, but before everything... The discs, Tubbo... What about the discs... You... Tubbo, the-
Tubbo: They're just. Music discs. They shouldn't be able to dictate the future of an entire nation.
Tommy: This is what Dream wants! Why... Why would... Why?! Tubbo?
Tubbo: It's not the way, it's not the way, it's not the right way.
Tommy: What is the- HOW is this the right way?! Explain, explain! How are the discs wrong, Tubbo?! Can't you see, this has been the thing from the begi-
Tubbo: THE DISCS DON'T MATTER, TOMMY! HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT?! They don't matter!
Tommy: Wh- why? What...? W-well if... If they don't matter, Tubbo... If they don't matter... If you have no attachment to things... If you don't- if nothing matters, then... Why does any of- ANY of this matter at all?
Tubbo: (coldly) Dream, please detain and escort Tommy out of my country.
Tommy: WH- HOW COULD- YOU'VE EXILED ME, YOU FUCKING STUPID MANIPULATING FUCKING GREEN BASTARD!
Dream: I know! I know! And you know why I did that?
Dream: Because... You don't listen to me, ever. You're the only person who doesn't ever listen to me. If I tell you to do something, you're like (bad British accent) "NO, FUCK YOU", (normal voice) and you go and do the exact opposite-
Tommy: (punching Dream and lighting him on fire) THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU-
Dream: That is exactly-
Tommy: THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME, I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR NATION HAS EVER BEEN, YOUR CONTINENT IS SHIT!
Dream: You're like a little annoying bug in my room, and it's- You piss me off! So I take you, and I put you outside. And that's what I did. And now I'm just making sure you stay outside.
Tommy: It's never my time to die...
Tommy: Please, can I go home?
Dream: D'you wanna see the Christmas tree for like, ten seconds?
Tommy: Can I stay...?
Dream: You can't stay, but if you wanna look at it, I'll let you.
Tommy: Why can't I stay...?
Dream: Well, it's not like they want you anyway, Tommy.
Dream: Tommy, no-one showed up to your party, and everyone was invited. D'you wanna see the Christmas tree?
Tommy: (turns back around and starts walking to the Logstedshire Portal) ...let's just go back...
Dream: Come on, you wanna see the Christmas tree. Tommy! Come back!
Tommy: No-one showed up, Dream. [...] No-one showed up. Did they? No-one cares anymore. I'm just...
Dream: I'm sure- I'm sure if you asked them, they'd say they care about you.
Tommy: Well, I- You invited them, and they didn't show up! (Beat) We did ask them. And they all said "No". They said "No"... (sigh; starts walking back to Logstedshire) Let's go home.
Tommy: We are, no, you're my- You're my best friend! You're my best friend!
Dream: You hid things in a chest, knowing they were things I wouldn't want you to have. And you hid it in a way, that way I would never find it. And the only reason I would have found it, it because you walked in here, and I was mining down to tell you to drop your stuff in a hole, and I saw the chests!
Tommy: And I was gonna- I was gonna just drop my stuff! I like- I did!
Dream: Listen, Tommy, look. [...] (Dream kills Mushroom Henry)
Tommy: (horrified scream) YOU JUST KILLED MUSHROOM HENRY! He was fuckin' spinnin'!
(Dream places TNT inside the house)
Tommy: No, stop it! Stop it! (breaks the TNT) Man, I'm so sorry, I'm s- Can we not just... Can we not just chat?
(Dream places more TNT and lights it; the house explodes)
Dream: Tommy... You can't go to the Nether. No-one can come and visit you. Until you learn... To listen.
Tommy: I- I- I-
Dream: You have to start over. [...] Tommy... Don't do that. Y'know, I exiled you for a reason. And... Tubbo exiled you for a reason. And you didn't listen. You didn't listen to the rules, the rules were simple! I just wanted your armour and your weapons every day, that's was it. And I didn't even take it one or two days, and I even gave you armour once. But, you have to somehow wiggle your way out and try and defy me for some reason, and keep a secret stash... [...] Tommy, you have to realize, you- you hid chests from me, full of stuff to... I don't even know, what?! What were you planning to do with that stuff, attack me?! Try and kill me or something?
Tommy: I don't know... (stammering) I just, y'know, I just wanted a place where I could go "These are mine. These are my things..." (Beat) I'm really sorry. [...] Can we... Why don't we just pretend this never... Yeah, let's- Yeah! Can we just pretend this...
Dream: Sorry doesn't cut it, Tommy. [...] You can't go to the Nether, no-one can come here, you are alone, okay? As soon as I think that you have changed, and become somebody who isn't going to hide and lie and... try and revolt! Then people can visit you again, and you can go to the Nether again. But for now? No. No-one can. You- I was being very lenient! Yesterday, I let you go into the Dream SMP, on a temporary pass! And what do I find out the next day?!
Tommy: (quietly) I'm so sorry...
Dream: I have been nothing but gracious to you. (Beat) Tommy. Think about what you did.
Techno: (laughs) Did you really think, Quackity, that you could kill me that easily?
Quackity: How did you do it? What- how did you even do that?
Techno: You think death can stop me, Quackity? Y'know- Y'know what?! Y'know what, I've got- I've got a lot to say, okay?! I was gonna say it at the trial, but we got a little bit interrupted, Quackity. Y'know, I tried convincing you guys that government- that government was not the answer, that government was actually the cause of all your problems. Alright? I tried- I tried to convince you guys by fighting alongside you as brothers, and you just cast me aside, you used me, I tried to use force, and you STILL formed a government, and when I went into hiding, when I retired, when I swore off violence, you HUNTED ME DOWN, you HURT MY FRIENDS!
Quackity: You don't understand, Techno, you don't understand what we're trying to build here, Techno. This is not a- this is not a simple anarchy-thing, Techno. That's what you don't understand. Alright? Techno, do you really think I give a shit about the Withers? No. No. You are on the hitlist, Techno. You're on the fucking hitlist.
Techno: What hitlist?
Quackity: I'm building a country here. This is what- what we have out there is a country. And what we need here is organization of power. And I don't care how long it fucking takes me, or what I have to do to get you, Techno... I'm going to fucking kill you. I am going to kill you, Technoblade.
Techno: ...I just have one question, Quackity.
Quackity: What do you have?
Techno: Do you think you're enough to kill me? Even unarmed, with iron armor, do you really think YOU can take me?!
Quackity: Oh, I do. Y'know what? Let's fucking find out, you son of a BITCH!
Dream: Tommy, I was the only person who visited you, I was the only person that was your friend.
Tommy: But- but you were terrible!
Dream: Look at what you did! You- you- you betrayed me! You came here, you're not supposed to be here, you left... And now you're here! And you're causing problems! As far as I heard, you had a hostage!
Tommy: ...yeah, we did...
Techno: That's true. That's true.
Tommy: Yeah, y'know what, to get back my discs! So we can put an end to all of this! This all- you were the only one that visited me, because you know what, Dream?
Tommy: I'm the- I'm the only one that goes against you! And y'know what, Dream? I think you're scared of me.
Tommy: I think that's what this was about! Containing me! [...] You know what, Dream? Go to hell.
Techno: Well, that's gonna be a bit of a problem, Dream. (steps in front of Tommy) Because this guy's with me.
Tommy: This isn't a revolution. This is Doomsday. And we've gotta prepare for it.
Tommy: Our story isn't over Dream, but it will be.
Dream: I don't think it'll ever be over. You're too fun.
Phil: (dismissively) He's got infinite canon-
Ghostbur: (crying; furious) YOU KNEW FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE!
Phil: He's got infinite canon lives!
Ghostbur: YOU KNEW- STOP, STOP, STOP! YOU KNEW FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE! YOU KNEW EVERYTHING EVERYONE OWNED WAS IN THIS TOWN!
Phil: ...I did.
Ghostbur: I don't- I don't- I don't want to listen, I don't want to hear what you have to say! I don't wanna have to hear what you have to say... I- I've read the history books... Phil, I've read the history books, You- you k- you slayed the dragon, you slayed Alivebur. You were the- you- you- you are the Saint George of the Dream SMP, we understand! Everyone understands that, Phil, but... Look what you've done! How can you look at this and still see yourself as a hero?! Sending a message, Phil, sending a message?
Phil: ...Yeah. Not to- not to start another government. Not to take genuinely nice, wholehearted people and turn them against each other with power and corruption. That's why, Wil. I don't wanna see it happen again.
Ghostbur: So you make me suffer? I- I don't know what Alivebur did, and I'm really trying to remember... But I know what I did. I just wrote books! I built... remember the lanterns we used to make? I built them, I- I built a house for people, I- I set up this a- I built this town, just like I built Logstedshire, and I've watched them both blow up. And I didn't... I didn't- I didn't hurt anyone. And yet I'm the one who suffers, I'm the one who pays! Tommy didn't even live here, Tommy didn't have a house here. I... I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I'm the one who pays for war. (sniffles) I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac and I know I'm the comic relief in all your stories, but I STILL FEEL THIS, I still FEEL things! And I try my best to make sure no-one else feels it!
Tubbo: And if we win this, we're free!
Tommy: If we win this, we're free, and if we lose this, it's ove- Tubbo, one final effort. We need- we- we have to! Because- and you agree that this is the last time we have to- we have to take him down, alright? Tubbo...
Tubbo: (nods) Aggressive nodding.
Tommy: We get back the discs... Or we die trying. We... Tubbo.
Tommy: We're in the endgame now.
Eret: There's a fox out there who needs a father.
Ghostbur: And... There's a world out there that needs a ruler. When I look at this crater, I don't see- I don't see somewhere that Ghostbur made better, I see somewhere that... that is owned by weakness. Eret, I'm not a strong man. I'm not a strong man.
Eret: You were a strong man.
Ghostbur: Yeah, but I'm not a strong ghost! And I- This world needs strength right now, and I... (frustrated groan) It's one of those things where I don't- I want to... Do it, Phil, Phil, do it, I don't wanna look. I'll look at the fish, I'll look at Say-lee. I'll just- I'll hold my blue, and you just... You just put the sword through my chest, right where the scar is that hurts, and I'll... I'll be back. And the world can be strong again.
Tubbo: You blew up the-
Dream: And you were dumb enough to give me the disc!
Tommy: (furious) You're a psychopath, Dream.
Dream: I mean, I wouldn't say that, but... I mean, L'Manburg's gone, I have the discs, I have you guys at my mercy right now...
Tubbo: (resigned) We will be dead before we get to the portal. Too much of a distance. (Beat) It's alright! We've had some laughs, it was- it was fun while it lasted, but...
Tommy: Why have you just accepted it?! Don't just accept it now! Don't- No-
Tubbo: We've been backed into a corner.
Tommy: Tubbo, we never accept defeat, alright?!
Tubbo: We're literally at Y-level 5. There's nowhere to go under. We don't have blocks, so we can't tower up. We will be dead before we get to the portal. We can't go [through the wall], we don't have pickaxes. [...] I... Yeah, it's over. (Beat) We had some laughs! It was fun. Y'know. All good things must come to an end eventually. I just didn't think that this would be... This would be my... My "coming to an end," if you will.
Tommy: What am I- What am I without you?
Tommy: So are you really- Are you accepting this? Are you ok-
Tubbo: Yeah. It's alright. It's alright, hey! It was fun, we said our goodbyes already, at the start!
Tommy: But that was- We were optimistic, you know that we were... [...] This isn't what...
Tubbo: Well, y'know, you get backed into a corner. This is... Like, he described me as a pawn? This is checkmate. This is it. This is the end. I suggest you resign.
Tommy: ...Tubbo. Even though, for this entire server, I've always regarded you as... as my- as my sidekick. Really, Tubbo, I was- I was your sidekick.
Tubbo: (laughs) No...
Tommy: Please don't go... Please don't go...
Tubbo: No, it's fine. It's about time, anyway. It's about time.
Jack Manifold: We're tired, man. We're tired of your shit.
Ponk: What is this? What is this?!
Eret: You've got nowhere to run.
Ponk: Huh?! Cat got your tongue?!
Tommy: Hey Dream, Dream, kill me. (Beat) You said you won't.
Tubbo: I like it, it's... Yeah! That's crazy!
Wilbur: And you're not dead.
Wilbur: I'm- I'm frankly impressed. I'm very impressed with you, Tommy.
Wilbur: I- (laughs softly) I'm not Ghostbur. Tommy, I'm very impressed.
Wilbur: (amused) Hello! Have you missed me?
Tommy: ...see you soon, Wilbur.
Wilbur: See you soon.
This means from this day forth Snowchester will no longer be part of Dream SMP, but its own country.
- Tubbo Underscore"
Tommy: (laughs) Or what? You're gonna kill me? Then your server won't be fun anymore, you said it yourself. Turns out, I actually had all the power over you all along, I just didn't know it. (Beat) You can have your clock back, you're gonna be in here for a long-ass time... (puts the clock back) Everyone's going- they feel bad for you, and I did feel bad for you, but you were actually going to kill, um... My best friend. And uhhh... And hold me in here.
Dream: That's true.
Tommy: You would've put me in here!
Dream: That's true, you would've been in here. Well, to be fair, you're in here right now.
Tommy: ...This is really- this is a really sad sight. [...] Hey, Dream, are you getting all sad?
Tommy: Hey Dream, hey Dream, watch this. I am your best friend, Dream! I am your friend, and I will come visit you every day, and you can stream it! You can stream it! (takes the clock off the wall) By the way, by the way, throw this in this hole I've made! I'm going to- Does this remind you of anything, prick?! Prick-boy?!
Dream: Yeah. I'm sorry.
Tommy: For what?
Dream: For everything that I did to you.
Tommy: How do I know you're not lying?
Dream: I mean, I have no reason to lie.
Tommy: Yeah, but, you could've said that last- ...okay.
Dream: Um... Sad.
Dream: 'Cause I lost my friends. And all my stuff. And my server. And you. And my lives.
Tommy: Oh yeah, you only have one life now... And... (Beat) I think I've diagnosed you already, you are just a... You're just... (Beat) How do you feel about losing your stuff?
Tommy: Who do you miss the most?
Dream: ...I think you should go, Tommy.
Tommy: If you fucking say Gogy, I swear to... Who do you miss the most?!
Dream: I think you should go, Tommy.
Tommy: No, tell me who you miss the most.
Dream: Guard! GUARD!
Sam: No, Sam Nook got in the way, and thank God that he did! 'Cause I mean... They're CHILDREN! And his mental state is already so degraded! I mean, he's a kid!
Bad: And y'know what? Something about him, the Egg doesn't like.
Puffy: (shocked) Bad!
Bad: The Egg's not having an influence on him, which means Tommy has to go.
Bad: Everyone else on the SMP has been influenced-
Sam: (horrified) What does that even MEAN?!
Puffy: Wh- y-you're talking about getting rid of a CHILD, Bad!
Sam: Do you even know what he's been through?! He's been through so much! Dream exiled him!
Puffy: He lost EVERYTHING!
Bad: No, anything-
Sam: Dream's been telling me about what he did to him! It was awful!
I know all... I see all... I... Am... All...
I will give you your heart's desire... I will give you what you want...
Kill the boy... Tommy must die...
This world is mine... It belongs to me...
Bad: There's nothing wrong. Quackity, I've seen- I've seen the truth!
Quackity: I don't know what's going on, Bad. I don't know what's going on. I've talked to you prior, I've talked to you prior, you're not this type of person, Bad. Really?
Bad: It's the Egg, Quackity!
Quackity: Reeling me in- reeling me in with power? I wanted to see this Egg, I thought I was just gonna see this... goddamn Egg, and all you're doing right now, is you took me to a source of some sort of power, that kind clouds your mind?! I FELT it, Bad! I FELT it, and I was- that felt AWFUL!
Bad: No, but you just haven't- you just gotta spend more time with it!
Quackity: I didn't FEEL like myself! I started- I started getting thoughts, I started getting thoughts! I am so sick and tired- I am so sick and tired of what... [...] You know what, Bad?! I want power, Bad, you're right, I do want power! And I'm not depending on a stupid Egg to get it. Mark my words, Bad. I'm sick and tired of you, and every other person in this goddamn server reading into something that has no meaning, but thinking it does, and using it to gain power, Bad, I'm sick and tired of it. You wanna see power, Bad?! I'm gonna show you some real goddamn power!
Bad: Oh really? Really?
Quackity: I don't need no goddamn eggs, no goddamn discs, I don't need none of that, Bad.
Bad: You're talking like you have a choice, Quackity. Quackity, everybody is going to be forced to make a choice! You're either with the Egg, or you're against the Egg, Quackity. You don't have a choice.
Quackity: Don't ever put me in this kind of situation again, Bad. I don't know what's happened to you, I don't know what's going on, don't EVER put me into this situation again!
Bad: I tried the easy way, Quackity. I tried the easy way... But you've chosen the hard way, Quackity.
Purpled: Okay... Who do you have in mind?
Bad: Do you know of one Captain Puffy?
Purpled: I do. I do. [...] Ant. Bad. Punz. What do you have in mind for payment? I'm not doing this for cheap.
Sam: Alright. When is the last time that you visited the prison?
Ranboo: Uhh... I believe this would be my first time, actually, yeah!
Sam: (snorts) Okay, Ranboo, c'mon, like... You have to be serious though, I'm serious, come on. You can't lie on it, I'm serious. When was the last time you visited the prison?
Ranboo: Uh... Oh, oh, ohhh, okay! Okay, okay, I know what you mean, I know what you mean. Um... When you toured me. That was my last visit, when you toured me in the beginning and you showed me how the little locker rooms work and everything. That was it.
Sam: (concerned) Ranboo... I'm not really talking about that, I'm- The last time that you came to the prison. You don't have to have the day, but when about was the last time that you came?
Ranboo: Uh... Um... Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure... You don't count, like, being outside, right?
Ranboo: Yeah. So... Yeah, no, I mean, before the... Before the prison was even open, I think. So, I don't really think I've seen it like, opened. (nervous laugh)
Sam: ...Ranboo, I have a book, in my storage, that's signed, where you signed all the release forms when you came last time. What are you talking about?
Ranboo: Mm... Um... I, phew... Reason number three. Um... Ohh... Boy... Um... I... Can't... Tell you.
Sam: You can't tell me?!
Ranboo: I can't tell you.
Sam: You can't tell me.
Ranboo: Yeah, I can't... I can't... I can't tell you.
Sam: You took the contracts that I gave you. You edited the contents when you signed them, I trusted you and put them away in storage, and when I went to get them to see if you HAD visited just now, THIS is what was in them! (Ranboo opens the contract to see the contents have been replaced with something in Enderman-language) What IS that?! What IS that?! That is nothing, that is- that is nothing!
Ranboo: No, it's um... Something. It's something. Okay, so I did visit the prison...
Sam: Yes. Like I said. From the beginning.
Ranboo: Yeah. M'kay. Um... And... Um... So I was, um... How did I- How did I sound when I was visiting the prison, actually...?
Sam: You sounded fine, you sounded like you were okay!
Ranboo: ...sounded like I was okay...
Sam: You seemed to be fine, you answered all the questions well, you were ready to go in, you said that you were living up in the snow biome, which is fine, and you said that you believed he was deserving of being locked up, but then you edited the contracts?!
Ranboo: I- I- Did! Yeah, I did, apparently, yeah. Apparently... Apparently I did... 's true.
Sam: Ranboo, if you can't explain this, I'm not letting you back in to see him. What did the two of you talk about when you were there?
Ranboo: You know my memory's- You know my memory's bad, I have- I have no idea.
Sam: I let you bring the memory book!
Ranboo: I... You let me bring... (leafs through the memory book) There's nothing... I... Must've been a different...
Sam: You didn't write down what the two of you talked about, Ranboo?! That's the whole reason I let you bring it! You said "I'm going to forget what we talk about, is it okay if write this down?", and I carried it for you, and gave it to you by the entrance of the main cell! And then I came into the main cell and got the book for you! What do you mean?!
Ranboo: (stilted) Must've- Must've been a- probably just a different book, that I... burned? Maybe, as sort of like a... um... As a freeing mind... um... Free my mind from the pain of... um... what he has done to the server. Yeah. [...] Sam...
Ranboo: I need you to not let me into the prison.
Sam: I'm not going to let you in already, Ranboo, what do you mean you need me to not let you in? Obviously I'm not gonna let you in! [...] (heavily concerned) Are you okay?!
Ranboo: ...No. But-
Sam: Is there something I can do?
Ranboo: No... It's, um... Nothing that I can... (nervous laugh) Tell. You.
Dream: ill get out one day
Sapnap: No, dude. You can't. Like, I love you, man, but you- you've gotta stay here. This is where... This is where you belong for now. Maybe... Maybe one day, if everyone's cool with it.
Sapnap: Are you supposed to... (trails off)
Dream: i spent days i broke the lecturn i was making a portal and he did this
Sapnap: (reads book out loud) Dude. Dream, you- you- you can't- you can't try and escape, okay? Like... Like, I miss you being out there with us, too, but what you did, like- you gotta stay here, dude. You- This is where you belong for now. You know, I- You know, maybe I'll come and visit you, George'll come and visit you, you know, we can still be friends, but dude, you have to stay here for now. I'm sorry. I don't want you to be sad or upset, but like, I think you know that this is where you've gotta be as well. Please don't try and escape.
Sapnap: You're just making this harder on yourself! Alright, you don't have to make this more difficult than it needs to be, okay? You're gonna- you're gonna stay here, and yeah, it's gonna suck, but you're tough, you can get through it, man.
Sapnap: No. You might have to stay here forever, dude. I don't think- I don't think you're leaving here.
Sapnap: No, no. Dream, no. Dream-
Sapnap: No! No! You have to-
Sapnap: Dream, I- I want this to be clear to you, okay? What you did, the things you did, this is what you got for it, okay? You gotta stay here until- until however long you need to be. And if you try and come out, if you try and break out early, Dream... If you try and break out early... You only have one life left, okay? And, you know, I don't think it's gonna be Tommy, it's not gonna be Techno, Dream. If you break out of this prison, it's gonna be- it's gonna be me who takes your final life. And it's not because I have any resentment towards you or anything, but it's because this is where you need to be, dude. You have to stay here.
Tommy: (quietly) That almost... you take out the "L" of that word... Then it's- it's a different word and that's funny.
Dream: That's the Tommy I know.
Tommy: (Angrish) YOU BASTARD, DREAM! YOU THREW MY SHIT INTO A HOLE, I CAN'T GO NEAR PLAINS BIOMES NOW WITHOUT GETTING A LITTLE TREMBLY IN THE FINGERS! You- Yeah, no, it was fucked! You're fucked! [...] When I'm around you my brain feels like I'm fucking conditioned to be your friend, but also when I have a knife, I wanna just plunge it into your heart man, it's like I don't... You don't make me a good person! You make me bad, Dream! All the shit that's happened has been because of you! And I don't... I'm moving on to bigger and better things now, bitch! I'm... I'm done! I'm done.
Dream: What if you... What if you just [visit] like, once a month or something?
Tommy: No. No, I don't wanna- I don't wanna know you in my life anymore, this is done. Alright? There's... (sigh) 'Cause you've ruined- You've ruined L'Manburg, you've ruined... Like, almost everything, you almost- You almost KILLED TUBBO, MAN! Like, what the FUCK is WRONG with you?! You're a bad guy, you're a bad guy, but even worse than the one from Billie Eilish's song!
Dream: Well, everybody thinks they're right from their perspective!
Tommy: That's not true. That's not true!
Dream: Well, I think I'm right. I did bad things, but I did them for good reasons.
Tommy: What do you mean good reasons? [...] No, please, please enlighten us! Please, enlighten me!
Dream: I just wanted to bring the server together. Have it be... a happy family.
Tommy: Br... Bring the server to... You fffff- (under his breath) I'm gonna crack my knuckles, I'm gonna pull a knife, I'm gonna- (out loud) Dream, you des- You blew up L'Manburg, Dream! You tried killing me, you tried killing everyone, you tried hurting people's loved ones! It's like- What the- what the fu- you're delusional, man! And I'm... I'm fucking sick, you- I'm fucking sick of it. And I... But I don't- I don't need to go through any of this stress anymore, alright? Because this is me doing this to me now, not you! Alright? You're fine now, you're locked up, you're a bitch! I'm the one that's giving me the stress here now. But I'm better than that. I'm better than you. So I'm done here. You ruined my past, Dream, but you will not ruin my future.
Dream: I'm not- I- I'm- Tommy, I'm trying to change and be better, and not... be the same person I was, and... (stammering) You can visit me, every now and then! It'll help! It'll help. Right? It'll help- It'll help me... Be better.
Tommy: Fuck off, mate.
Dream: -is dealing with the security issue.
Tommy: What does that mean?!
Dream: It means that you could be stuck in here for a little bit. Maybe even days.
Tommy: ...No! NO! [...] SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO LEAVE NOW! SAM?! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
Dream: Tommy, you signed- I- I know you signed a book, because I'm the one who wrote it, that said if there's a security issue going on, then you can- you- you signed away that you could be in here for up to a week.
Tommy: (horrified) WHAT THE- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Dream: That sounded like a- That TNT, that sounded like a security issue to me, I dunno if you agree.
Tommy: WHAT WAS IT?!
Dream: I dunno. A security issue.
Tommy: Let me out. Let- I- I can't be in here for a week, I've got my hotel to run, I need to go spend time with my pals, man! I'm getting back on- Nonononono, LET ME OUT! PHIIIL! PHIL!
Dream: Tommy, if you have a way to get out, then let's get out together! We can find- we can work it out, we can-
Tommy: Fuck. Off.
Dream: Well, then there's no way out.
Dream: Why don't you go see him then!
(Dream starts beating Tommy)
Tommy: WAIT, NONONO! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STO-
Bad: What? No, this is- this is Egg-land now!
Puffy: No! No! (destroys the cake) This is Tommy's house! OUT!
Bad: HEY! Don't take all the cake!
Ant: This is-
Puffy: Out! Somewhere else! Go party at your egg, then! Out!
Bad: Y'know what? Y'know what, Puffy? You're not invited to this party.
Puffy: I DON'T WANNA BE AT YOUR SHITTY PARTY!
Puffy: OH, THAT, THAT BOTHERS YOU, BUT A CHILD DYING IS FINE! [...] What happened to you three?
Punz: Puffy... Greatness happened, okay?
Puffy: I- You all look like you have pinkeye to start with, you need to see a doctor, I honestly shouldn't even be this close to you. But you have all completely lost your minds. And your morals, apparently!
Tommy: (breathing shakily) Stop saying that. Stop it.
Wilbur: I felt this space growing for you in here, right, and y'know why, Tommy, you know why I'm glad? Because me and you were never good for that server. We just weren't, like- look at- look at the whole history of the server, and it all falls in our laps, the problems, right? You're doing this thing, you're doing this thing where you do your shaky breath again.
Tommy: (shakily) Thanks for pointing it out.
Wilbur: Think about it, think about it! Everything that's gone wrong, it's down to us, it lies at our footsteps.
Tommy: When you talk like this, I do the thing where my voice gets shaky! When you talk like this!
Wilbur: Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing, I genuinely thing that if- if- if it weren't for me and you dying, right, the server would be in shambles. I know for a fact that if I come back, or if I'm brought back to life in some way, it's definitely gonna...
Tommy: Don't fuckin'... Fuck off, you're fucking here... And I'm so- huh?
Wilbur: I know what I'm like. That's the issue.
Tommy: Well I know what I'm like, and I FUCKING HATE IT HERE!
Tommy: (breathing heavily) What was wh... What was what like...?
Dream: What was it like?! I dunno.
Tommy: (stammering, gasping) Void. It was... dark. It was all dark.
Dream: What did it feel like?
Tommy: What did it feel... What did what feel like?
Dream: Like, death.
Tommy: (shaky laughter) You fuckin'- You are fucking monster. It felt-
Dream: I- What, no, what did it feel like? You're- Tommy, no-one has ever been dead and been back. I was- honestly, I was kind of scared it wouldn't work, but...
Tommy: ...you were scared... You were scared it wouldn't work?
Dream: Well, I never tried it.
Tommy: Death was... (shaky breathing) Death was- death was- it was- it felt like my body was- was... taken apart and put back together again. And then put back apart here. I felt stretched, man.
Dream: M'kay. Go on then. Kill me.
Dream: Come on. I'll go in the corner.
Tommy: Okay. Okay! Corner of the prison...
Dream: Go ahead.
Tommy: This is- This is where you die. In the prison. [...] You die! And revival goes down with you! I'll kill you in the FUCKING PRISON, the prison you will NEVER fucking get out of, if only I hadn't have came here, and I wouldn't have been trapped in here, I would've been fucking fine! So now, I'm gonna kill you, and I'm gonna be trapped alone! I'm gonna- I'm gonna- Then I'm gonna be in here... (Beat) If I kill you now, then... I'll- I'll be in here... Then I'll be stuck in here... And I know the book I signed... (Beat) I can't... So if I kill you in here... What happens if I kill you in here?
Dream: Well, I mean... You'll probably be stuck in here, have people think you're dead... Um... Awesam seems pretty upset with me, so...
Tommy: If you're dead, Sam would let me out. Sam would let me out!
Dream: He won't realize you're in here for a while.
Tommy: Well the terms of the book was breaking in, not trying- (gasps at an Elder Guardian noise) Breaking in, not trying to kill! He'd let me out, right? Right?!
Dream: Well, I mean, I'm not even sure how long it would take him to realize that- that you're... Y'know, that you're in here. Might be a while, actually. May be a couple months, he wouldn't realize you're in here, then when he does, he'd realize- He wouldn't know where I am, he'd think I escaped! And... You know what that means.
Tommy: So I'd... [...] If I kill you, I'll be in here forever. Sam won't let me out, I know what I signed... Sam's just the owner of the prison, you've... I know how serious he gets... I c... I can't kill you in here. (choking up) Because then I- I'll be in here forever myself! And then... Then it'll be worse than down there! Or up there, I don't know where it was! But it'll be worse than... It'll be worse than death. And then I'll have to die in here. And then I'll go back there. No more memories, no anything. Just suffering.
Dream: You didn't believe me! I was proving a point!
Tommy (high-pitched, horrified) You killed me just to prove a point?! Dre- Dream! You put me through that-
Dream: You didn't believe me!
Tommy: (voice cracking) YOU PUT ME THROUGH MONTHS, MONTHS, OF AGONY, AND STRESS AND PURE TRAUMA, JUST TO PROVE A POINT?! And now you're threatening to kill me again- You- Dream! You killed me to prove a point! With this much power... (sound of disbelief) You killed me.
Dream: I had to! You wouldn't believe me, what else am I gonna do!
Tommy: You killed me to prove a- You killed me to prove your own point. You could've just showed me! You could've just- This is so evil. This is- This is- This isn't like before! This isn't "You've blown up our town", you've put me through torture! Through pain! To PROVE A POINT, DREAM! THAT'S- THAT'S FUCKED! You CAN'T do that to me! To ANY- You-
Dream: Why? Why can't I, Tommy? You didn't believe me! You were calling me a liar! How else was I supposed to prove it?
Tommy: You killed me-
Dream: It's not that big of a deal, it's not-
Tommy: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE- Dream, you will NEVER understand it, your simple fucking stupid green brain, you will NEVER understand what I've just been through, Dream! You killed me now just to prove a point, you sent me back to Wilbur, to Schlatt, all the people you know- you know are my enemies! And you put me in there for months! You send me through the torture- I was ripped apart, Dream! Can you- Can you even imagine what that's like?! No you can't, 'cause you're fuckin' soft, Dream, you're soft, alright?! You put on all of this, but you're nothing, Dream, you don't know what it's like, alright? You're- You're not just evil now, you are fucking demented, fuck you, FUCK YOU, man! Seriously, more than before, this isn't... You're not just a villain, you're not just the villain in the history books... You are the fucking devil, man, you put me through all of this, man... What the fuck...
Tommy: (horrified) No...
Dream: Wilbur's gonna help me escape! (starts laughing) He will owe me his life! AND HE'S BEEN THERE FOR HOW MANY YEARS?! He's probably the smartest man on the entire planet!
Tommy: No, you won't bring back Wilbur, promise me you won't!
Dream: I'm going to bring him back, and he's gonna be the one to break me out of here.
Tommy: Dream, I know this seems elaborate, but promise me you won't bring back Wilbur.
Dream: I'm bringing back Wilbur.
Ponk: Your empty threats mean nothing. The Egg is all-powerful. What can you do? What can you do? Huh? Nothing.
Foolish: I'm a peaceful man, Ponk. But... If I must defend myself... I can. Shall I show you?
Ponk: (raises his trident) Defend yourself against this then, Foolish. Huh? (Ponk throws the trident, hitting Foolish) What are you gonna do, huh?!
Foolish: Ponk. Try it again.
Ponk: Nothing! Nothing! Nothing at all! (Ponk hits Foolish with the trident again)
Foolish: I might be a Totem of the Undying. But in the past... I have been a Totem of Death. Let me show you.
Sam: (backing away) Oh God...
Foolish: You know... as a God of the Ocean... I also have control of the skies! It's not just one thing. Have you ever felt the taste of lightning, Ponk? Ant? Or Bad?
Ponk: Do you see where we are, Foolish? Are you THAT MUCH of a fool?!
Foolish: Oh, it doesn't matter. A sunny day- A sunny day... does not matter.
Ponk: I don't believe you. I don't believe you!
Foolish: Well... Let me show you. Right... NOW!
(Lightning strikes the Eggpire; they scatter)
Foolish: Begone! BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE! And I don't EVER want to see you guys here!
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Dream: I- I burned the book. It's just- it's-
Quackity: Come on.
Dream: No, I did, I did, it's just knowledge, it's in my head. How do you think- I couldn't bring a book in here, how do you think I was able to revive Tommy? It's just... like I'm the book.
Quackity: Oh, really?
Quackity: Then it's simple. You're gonna tell me what you know.
Dream: (laughing) That- Why would I do that?
Quackity: Dream, you don't have leverage over... anyone or anything anymore. You're stuck here, you're trapped. [...] I don't want to do anything to you, Dream, I just want you to give me your knowledge about the book. Because I need it.
Dream: Well, why don't you- You can take me out, you can bring me outta here, um... And then I can, y'know...
Quackity: Really? No, I don't think that's gonna happen. I think what's gonna happen is that you're gonna give me the knowledge about that book, and you're gonna stay in here, and that's it.
Dream: Oh, yeah? Or what? You're gonna put me in uh... Double prison?
Quackity: (laughs) Double prison? Nah. Nah, Dream, I'm gonna do something else to you. (he places his weapons in item frames on the wall) I'm asking the nice way. So...
Dream: How did you-
Quackity: (brandishes the axe) I'm asking the nice way, Dream! And you didn't wanna tell me.
Dream: You're not gonna kill me!
Quackity: I'm not gonna kill you. But I'm gonna make you-
Dream: (backing away; panicked) SAM?!
Quackity: I'm gonna make your last days in this fucking prison hell, Dream.
Dream: SAM! HOW DID YOU- (hits Quackity)
Quackity: Hey, don't do that! Don't do that, don't you fucking do that! Don't do that to me, don't you fucking touch me, alright? It's simple, Dream, alright? You're gonna tell me all the knowledge you have in that fucking book, or I'm gonna come here, every. Single. Fucking. Day. To make your life hell. That is exactly what I'm gonna do, and I'm gonna fucking stick to it, until you give me knowledge on that fucking book!
Dream: (shaking) I'm not gonna tell you anything!
Quackity: You have no other choice. If you want me here, every fucking day, then you're gonna give me the fucking knowledge on the book! I'm not fucking around, Dream, you're gonna tell me!
Quackity: You can scream for Sam all you want, Dream.
Dream: (stammering) There's no way- How did you sneak it in?!
Quackity: Alright, alright. You know what? There's been enough talking. There's been enough talking, Dream. You're gonna tell me, or we're gonna do this the fucking hard way, for as long as I need to do it.
Eret: You're a monster...
Bad: We're gonna kill you one by one- Oh! What did you just say, Eret?
Eret: You're an absolute monster. How could you? Like... We- we all trusted you, Bad!
Ponk: Trust?! Okay, Eret. Keep talking. Keep talking about trust.
Eret: ...that was a long time ago. I've changed since then, I know not to break people's trust anymore!
Bad: Y'know what... I think... Uh, I think, Eret, you would be the perfect person... to sacrifice first!
(Beat; nothing happens)
Bad: Hm... Huh! Interesting!
Foolish: (quietly; scared) I don't... I don't understand... Why... Why isn't it working...?
Bad: (laughs) You really thought, Foolish... You thought you could enter the Egg's domain and- and beat it in a battle of power? Come on.
Foolish: I... I... I thought...
Bad: You're in the Egg's territory, Foolish. Oh, you know what?
Foolish: I... I don't understand, it's... its suppressing me...
Ant: Bad, why don't we start with Foolish instead?
Bad: I think I like that...
Puffy: WOAH, NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO!
Bad: (gets very close to Eret) We'll save the monarchy for later. Don't think we've forgotten about you, Eret. But we can start with Foolish!
Ant: Puffy, you were a part of the Eggpire, you could've prevented this!
Puffy: AND LOOK WHAT YOU ALL TURNED INTO!
Ant: Wh- But this is for the Egg, Puffy, you-
Puffy: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE EGG!
Ant: And that's the problem, Puffy!
Puffy: I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE, ANT, AND YOU DON'T! You're selfish!
Ant: Because of you, Foolish is now stuck in here!
Puffy: NOT BECAUSE OF ME! Because of YOU!
Ant: This IS because of you! You left the Eggpire, you betrayed us first, Puffy!
Puffy: I did what I needed to, to make sure that everyone else was protected. Because all you and Bad care about is the Egg and yourselves. You're selfish.
Ant: And look at you now, Puffy. You tried to protect everybody, well look where everybody is, look behind you! Everybody behind you is defenseless! They're about to be slaughtered because of you! Foolish, your own SON is about to be slaughtered because of you!
Puffy: I'm only one person!
Foolish: Puffy... Puffy, it's okay. It's not your fault.
Puffy: NO! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT!
Ant: Puffy, you could've stopped this if you'd stayed with the Eggpire. This is your fault.
(Ant kills Foolish)
Puffy: WHAT?! NO!
(overlapping screams of horror)
Eret: HOW COULD YOU?!
Fundy: YOU MONSTER!
Bad: (laughs) That's one down... And a couple more people to go!
Quackity: This whole Egg-thing is just getting out of control, you've just killed a man. Is that what you wanted to do, Bad? Is that- (chuckles) Was that your plan all along? To kill innocent people? 'Cause guess what, this has gotten... completely out of control. And I'm not gonna have anymore, Bad. You're gonna stop this shit, right now. You're gonna stop right now, Bad.
Bad: Oh you think- You think putting on armor is gonna stop us. Quackity, why do you think we went through all of this effort! You- You looked around and you saw how amazing everything is here. All of this... was for the Egg. And not just for the Egg, for what the Egg is going to give us. Okay? You can't give us what the Egg can give us! Okay? So don't get in our way, don't try and stop us, because you can't. We're too powerful, Quackity.
Quackity: Bad, look- look what you've done! Just look what you've done! You've trapped all these people, all these innocent people, in- (stammering) in what you've disguised as a party? Is this what you've been doing? Look at this, Bad. Just... What have they done to you? I'm telling you, Bad, you're a pawn to... power, you're nobody, Bad. You're working for something that... quite frankly, doesn't even care about you. I mean, look at the Egg, look at the Egg, look at what it means, it doesn't mean anything! It doesn't mean anything, Bad. So how about... How 'bout we just stop playing games?
Quackity: Guess what Bad, I did! I did. In fact, I brought the next best thing.
Technoblade joined the game.
Quackity: I brought my biggest enemy! Hahaha, I literally brought my biggest enemy, Bad!
Purpled: Bad, to be frank with you... Quackity just had the better price.
Bad: Oh my goodness... AND TECHNO! YOU- YOU AND QUACKITY ARE- ARE ENEMIES, WHY WOULD YOU SIDE WITH HIM?!
Techno: Listen. Listen, Bad, I didn't wanna work with this guy either, but this Egg, this Egg, it's going too far. It's warpin' people's minds, it's controllin' them, it has no plans on stoppin', until it controls the entire worl— I swear to God, if this dog keeps dying on this magma block— It has no plans on stoppin', and this Egg stands for everything... It's the epitome of everything I stand against as an anarchist! And if I don't stop it now, it'll be the end of the world. So yeah, I'm workin' with Quackity!
Bad: No... No, we're not gonna allow you to stop this plan! We still outnumber you! It's four against three!
Puffy: Not for long. (splashes herself with Strength II and takes out an axe) ANTFROST, YOU'RE DEAD!
Tommy: (whisper) Oh, no...
Wilbur: Hello again...
Tommy: You fuck.
Wilbur: Is this... Is this real?
Tommy: Yeah, it's real...
Wilbur: I... I feel so numb, I feel... Who is... Wh... Are you... Who is... Who the fuck is this, who is... Who the fuck's Friend? [...] I've obviously missed a beat! I've missed a beat, what's happening, why am I here?!
Tommy: We're at L'Manburg...
Wilbur: (climbs onto the wall to look over the crater) Ohh, fuck!
Tommy: ...what- You gonna kill me?!
Wilbur: No! No- no, sorry, ignore- ignore the Lore-sword, I'm... (laughs) I'm just- Ah, I'm not good at this, man... I- I need to make some apologies. I told you I needed to have a think. And I don't think an apology would ever sum up, uh... what I did here. I mean... look at this mess. But like...
Tommy: You did this. Well, actually, not all of it. You did a little bit.
Wilbur: Yeah, I didn't do the glass. But I think- I think I do need to, um... I need to apologize to some people! Y'know, I've gotta make amends! I've gotta make amends, and I- I promise that's- that's true, I know- look at me! Look me in the eyes. I know it's- I know it's hard to believe when you look at me that I... I- Y'know, I've turned over a new leaf! Turned over a new leaf! Y'know?
Tommy: Together, we knew that Dream was the villain. He was the one that was holding this server down!
Tommy: He was the dictator!
Wilbur: Mhm. Yeah. Mhm?
Tommy: So you're telling me even then, you think... You think Dream was the hero?
Wilbur: Tommy, I made an oath of not lying, now that I'm alive again... So I'm gonna come clean to you with the truth. Uh... One thing, I didn't actually really care about L'Manburg, I just cared about... Y'know, stickin' it to the man! Actually, I cared about L'Manburg for the sole reason that I could use it to stick it to the man! You ever sticked it to the man, Tommy?
Tommy: ...that's not true.
Wilbur: L'Manburg was a tool! It was a great tool, it worked! Y'know, it divided so many people, man! Listen, Tommy, Tommy, in my oath of not lying, I'm gonna tell you now, Tommy, I'm- I'm sorry for a couple things to each of these people, right, on the server. [...] I'm sorry for a lot of things, but... Tommy, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna try it again.
Wilbur: Come, you're just staring at me man, let's go!
Tommy: (affronted) You never cared about L'Manburg?!
Wilbur: Okay, I said it wrong-
Tommy: I thought it was your unfinished symphony! I thought it-
Wilbur: I did care about L'Manburg! I did care about L'Manburg, but I cared about it for... You would call it the wrong reasons...
Wilbur: Yeah, and the business would've thrived in Bim-bum! Tommy, look at me, I'm a GENIUS! I can make it thrive ANYWHERE, Tommy!
Tommy: It was like we were a FAMILY! It was like we were a family! You can't just say that!
Wilbur: (coldly) We were family, Tommy. We were. But y'know what, you just didn't- you just- I guess you just didn't have the balls to follow along with me. When you pressed the button, you were always against-
Tommy: YOU JUST BLEW UP OUR FUCKING HOME!
Wilbur: We're leaving it behind Tommy, it's in the past, we're friends now, we're friends. We're friends, come out.
Tommy: I don't wanna be your friend, you're annoying, and I hate you, and you're ugly, and you have a grey hair, and I bet you twirl it round and you use the dog-filter. Wilbur, I-
Wilbur: You're following me for quite a while for someone who doesn't care.
Tommy: Well, it doesn't solve the problem, it's preventing the problem, Foolish, alright? Have you noticed that all the problems come, they don't get solved, do they? Alright? It ends up with some madman screaming he's solved it, alright? And now— and then look at him. Now he's taken away everyone's favorite man; Ghostbur, alright? Problems don't really get solved on this server.
Foolish: No, no, I suppose you're right.
Foolish: Well, how do you go about changing that? By gathering stone?
Tommy: No. Well, what I'm doing, my friend, is preventing the problem before it gets out of hand, like it did before.
Foolish: Oh yeah, I've heard this before.
Tommy: This was mine and Wilbur's nation— it was Wilbur's nation! It was Wilbur's, which makes it all the more heartbreaking. And he decided that — and he doesn't mean this — but even though at the time, it was to get away from Dream, because Dream wouldn't let us do what we wanted to. He told us we had to live under his big, iron fist. But we went, "No, Dream, that's not fair, is it!" You don't think that's fair, do you, Foolish?
Foolish: No, no. So you were a couple revolutionary— revolutionists? Basically.
Tommy: People want to do what they want. So we made this nation, yeah? We made a nation and it was glorious and it was amazing. People challenged it, sure, but we got through it. And then to try and con— you really don't know this story? And then to try and consolidate our power, we held an election. Now—
Foolish: Aw man. There used to be governments here?
Tommy: Now, the problem with an election is it kinda puts all your life on the line, which can be good if you're confident, but perhaps we were a little overconfident. And because of that, Foolish, well, we um, we lost. To the hands of Jschlatt, right here actually. Right about here is where we lost.
Tommy: And Schlatt banished us. Now, we were ok when— I was ok when he banished, and I knew we would get it back. We'd talk about it. Like you said, peace was the option. But here's the thing, Foolish. Wilbur didn't want to do any more talking. He'd given up with that. Because some people aren't strong enough, alright, some people stop talking You know the phrase "Treat others how you want to be treated", Foolish?
Tommy: That's a really important phrase, and people hear it, you know, you hear your teachers say it, you hear it when you're young, people don't ever listen to it: treat others how you want to be treated. Wilbur disregarded that rule. He decided that he wanted to be treated poorly, so he treated everyone else poorly.
Foolish: Why do you think that?
Tommy: Honestly, sometimes I don't know, myself But this block here— (motions to a block of TNT) He used this and blew up L'Manberg and shattered it into a million pieces. Now, Wilbur, he was a good man. He is a good man, deep inside him. But he—
Foolish: So you're saying there's still redemption for him?
Tommy: Well, he's been a good man deep inside him, but he's been a bad guy for a very, very long time. And I know that there's still good in him, there's still good in everyone, really, Foolish, even if they are all arseholes and wankers and— but
Foolish: Do you believe in second chances?
Tommy: I don't. I don't really believe— that's not a thing for me, it's just that— I believe everyone's got a little bit of good in them. And I know that Wilbur had good in him, alright?
Foolish: You said had?
Tommy: Yeah, he did. Cause when we made this nation, although now he seems to claim— he claimed to me that the nation that WE BUILT TOGETHER— he claimed that it was all just a ruse, for power. Now, I think Wilbur's just being a bad guy, alright? And that's okay. We're all bad guys, everyone messes up. You learn the most from your mistakes.
Foolish: Oh yeah.
Tommy: He's made so many mistakes. So many, that have hurt so many people. But what this is, it's gonna be about— not giving him a second chance, isn't giving him a third chance, it's not about chances! Foolish. It's about making sure you don't give up on the people you care about. So I know you're still really new to this server, and I know you build lots of things, so if you ever care about someone, do not give up on them, Foolish. Don't give up on people. Because that's how you lose.
Tommy: I don't know what that means.
Foolish: Well, I just, you know. You're a little more mature than I thought you would be. I thought you were just a loud, obnoxious, do-what-you-want, a couple muggings here and there. But no. Maybe there's more to you than meets the eye.
Tommy: Well, I still do that, obviously, because it's funny and it's fun.
Foolish: Welp, nah, I understand. But maybe there's more to you. Maybe there's more to you than I thought.
Tommy: Thanks, I guess. Maybe there's more to you too.
Foolish: Oh, there's so much Do you consider yourself to be the good guy or the bad guy?
Tommy: That really depends who you ask, doesn't it? You know? If you ask Dream, he'd say I'm his little— his little play— his little toy that he plays with, you know? It doesn't (Beat) Foolish, honestly, I used to consider myself the good guy, the fucking second-in-command, going around and going "Yeah! Let's do this". But recently, these past— these past like six months or so, Foolish, everything got so much harder than it was before. Because before, it was us fighting the bad guys, and it was all so clear.
Foolish: Yeah. Nothing muddy.
Tommy: It was all so clear. But it's not been clear for so long, alright? It wasn't "These are the bad guys, these are the good guys". Now it's "He's doing this, and that makes him a bit worse". It's all so fucking complicated. So, I don't know. It depends who you ask, but
Foolish: I don't know. It just all seem strange, 'cause just from, you know, hearing from others, and learning a little bit, it seems like you've been a hero, you've been the villain, the conqueror, the savior, and even now, I still have no idea what you exactly are.
Tommy: Well, that's up to you to decide, isn't it?