History Quotes / DreamSMP

->''"I take care of those who take care of me… why do you think I have no one around? [[HatesBeingAlone Put two and two together, Foolish.]]"''

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-->--'''Tommy, to Tubbo'''

->''"Tommy! And Wilbur, and the rest of... [[MaliciousMisnaming L'Manchildburg]]. We... are at war. There is no mercy. We have burnt down Tubbo's house, we have planted TNT-cannons around your land, we have cobblestone-walled the outside, and we have shot ONE warning shot inside your walls. We have NO MERCY! NO MERCY FOR YOU! We will BURN DOWN your houses, we will KILL everything inside your walls, and we will TAKE BACK the land that is rightfully ours, if you do not surrender. I wanna see WHITE FLAGS! WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, [[JoinOrDie OR YOU ARE]] '''[[JoinOrDie DEAD!]]'''"''
-->--'''Dream''''s declaration of war\\

-->--'''Eret'''\\

-->--'''Tommy''', following Eret's betrayal\\

-->--Just before the final duel\\

-->--''The L'Manburg NationalAnthem''[[note]]Sung to the tune of "Hallelujah"[[/note]]

-->--'''Jschlatt's''' [[NewEraSpeech inauguration speech]]\\

->''"[=TommyInnit=], I am a slow-burning fuse. I am a long, slow-burning fuse, but I'm telling you now, over the next couple weeks, I... I'm gonna be a different man than the one [=JSchlatt=] crossed. I can feel it. And maybe this new man will be open to [[TheDreaded ... a Technoblade]]."''
-->--'''Wilbur'''\\

-->--The beginning of Wilbur and Tommy's last-ditch effort to reclaim L'Manburg

Last time I tried to take a stand on behalf of Dream SMP I was touted as the villain. This time, I can’t involve myself.\\
Schlatt is technically a democratically elected leader, and I can’t overthrow him.\\
[[EnemyMine If you need my help, I am here, but it must be from the shadows]]. I can’t be caught breaking the peace treaty. Even though the people I made it with are no longer involved.\\

-->--Dream's letter to Tommy\\

->'''Jschlatt:''' Tubbo, whenever... it's the craziest thing, whenever I get close to you, it's kinda like a... like a... like one of those conch shells. It's... I can almost hear-\\

'''Jschlatt:''' I can... Well no, not the ocean, but I can hear a bunch of... [...] I can hear a bunch of whining toddlers.\\
'''Tubbo:''' ''Schlatt'', that's-\\
'''Jschlatt:''' Somehow upset... with me, and the- and the great things I'm doing for this nation?\\
'''Tubbo:''' All I- All I suggested was that you just didn't tear down, y'know, the most important piece of history!\\
'''Jschlatt:''' ''(talking over him)'' Bunch of whining- bunch of whiny, spoiled BRATS, Tubbo! [...] We'll leave the- We'll leave the ''meth lab''. But you gotta help with the rest of this stuff. And if I hear one more peep, if I come near you and put my ear up to you like a conch shell, and it's- and all these voices aren't just singing the praises... then we're gonna have another conversation.
-->--The confrontation after Schlatt tries to tear down the Camravan\\

->'''Dream:''' We need to go into forbidden grounds, sadly.
->'''Tommy:''' Understood.
->'''Sapnap:''' So they're going into Manburg?
->'''Dream:''' ...''L'''Manburg.
-->--The line that truly cements Dream's HeelFaceTurn\\

-->--'''Wilbur''', the moment it all goes wrong\\

->''"You're trying to ''sound'' like you know what you're doing, so that you can prove me wrong. Tommy... ''none of us know what we're doing.'' We're fucked, we were fucked the minute we were thrown out. 'Cause Schlatt knows- he's a smart man, he knows that if we fight him, even if we beat him, we've lost. If he fights us and kills us, we've lost. Tommy, there's no in-between, he KNOWS we've lost! And... I know you're scared, Tommy, I understand you're scared. And it's scary! It's scary, Tommy, but y'know what, in a time like this, when a man has nothing to lose, d'yknow what that means? It means '''we can do what we want'''."''
-->--'''Wilbur''''s SanitySlippage taking hold\\

->'''Wilbur:''' Have you not noticed?! ''Everyone'' who's claiming to be on our side, [[ImproperlyParanoid they're lying to us!]] Tubbo?! He's lying to you, man! He- ''He'' would drop us at the SECOND he realizes we're not in the lead anymore!\\

'''Tommy:''' Wilbur, you're being reckless, you're not- You're not being the man that came in as president. If th- If this is what you think will let us recover L'Manburg, then I'll go along with it, but I don't agree with it, okay? This isn't the right thing to do, this isn't the ''moral'' thing to do. You're being... What's the point in doing anything if we've lost all hope? You've gotta stay with it, man. You've gotta pull yourself together.
-->--The confrontation between Tommy and Wilbur\\

'''Tubbo:''' ''(scared)'' What have I been up to? Wh- What are you talking about?!\\

'''Tubbo:''' Schlatt, I'm asking-\\
'''Schlatt:''' You've been CONSPIRING! With the IDIOTS, with the- with the TYRANTS! That we kicked out of this server, that we kicked out of this great country! [...] Tubbo, I don't know if you know this, but ''treason'' isn't exactly, uh... isn't exactly a respectable thing around here. I know what you've been doing, IT ALL ADDS UP, BUDDY! The fucking TUNNELS, your ABSENCE from GREAT events, I mean, you walked off in the middle of THIS one!\\

-->--Tubbo gets found out\\

'''Niki:''' You are so cr- How could you do that?! AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE FOR YOU?!\\

-->--After Tubbo's execution\\

->'''Wilbur:''' You- You actually murdered Tubbo.\\
'''Schlatt:''' Yeah... I mean, you actually, uh... You actually let him do that. I mean, Wilbur, I... I took you as- y'know, you were a shitty leader, but... I didn't think you'd- I didn't think you'd aid and abet Tubbo! [...]\\
'''Wilbur:''' Just... If you're gonna kill anyone else, kill me. Don't kill anyone else here. That's why I've-\\
'''Schlatt:''' Yeah, yeah, Loverboy, I've had enough out of your mouth. I'm not gonna kill anyone else, what do I- do I look like a bad guy? Do I look like a bad guy to you?\\

'''Schlatt:''' Shut up, Technoblade... [...] I was gonna say, we can just kinda continue with the festivities, but I mean, if your stomach's feeling a little bit woozy after seeing Tubbo die, I suppose you could- I suppose you could get lost. I mean, holy shit, Wilbur. You really just crawled up here on the day of my festival, celebrating my country, that ''you'' are not a part of, and you started- you started crying.\\

'''Schlatt:''' Nah, I was only gonna murder Tubbo! He's the only person- Well, I mean, Niki... ''(beat)'' Yeah. Y'know what, I might murder Niki, actually. I might murder her. [...]\\
'''Wilbur:''' Niki, Niki, just- just run. Run now. Run now.
-->--Wilbur confronts Schlatt\\

-->--'''Technoblade''', after dueling against Tommy in the pit\\

->''"The Dream SMP. A lot of weird stuff happens there regularly, and today, was no exception. I thought I was gonna have a normal, casual time, but then, Dream himself came online, and things went ''crazy.''"''
-->--'''Fundy''''s intro to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWWG6YdBVE "So I hunted Dream..."]] where the [[OurDemonsAreDifferent Dreamons]] make their debut appearance\\

-->--'''Technoblade''', while speaking with [=BadBoyHalo=]\\

'''Quackity:''' ''(crosstalk)'' Nonono, find- find yourself another Vice-President! FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER VICE-PRESIDENT! [[HatedByAll You literally have the fucking citizen morale SO FUCKING LOW]], under the GROUND, this place might have been- this place might have been better with different kind of leadership! You're being a ''dick'', man!\\

'''Schlatt:''' [[TemptingFate You're too much of a pussy to even shoot me with the bow]], [[OneHitKill it'll kill me in one blow]], but ''(mockingly)'' "Oh, no, I can't do it! I can't do it, I'm Quackity! I'm Quackity, I don't know what sex feels like-"\\

-->--Quackity's [[TheDogBitesBack defection]] from Manburg\\

->''"My good old pal Fundy. He tweeted at me asking him to be his [[{{Meido}} maid]] for 24 hours. [[LittleDidIKnow Little did he know this was gonna be the biggest. Mistake. Of his life.]] 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES H[[SoundEffectBleep ***]] JUST BY BEING MYSELF! And when I say being myself, I fully mean... [[CatGirl being myself!]]"''\\
''"Nya. Look into my eyes and tell me I'm pretty.''"
-->--'''[=HBomb=]''' showing how capable he is at [[TheGadfly annoying Fundy]] in the intro of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioyqWv_R3E I Became Fundy's Maid...]]"\\

-->--'''Bad''', describing the power struggle between Wilbur, Tommy, and Jschlatt as completely meaningless from the Badlands' point of view

-->--'''Dream and Eret'''\\

'''Schlatt:''' Huh...? What the hell- is this a surprise birthday party?\\
'''Wilbur:''' What are you- why are you in my drug van?! What are you doing in my drug van?! It ''better'' not be drugs!\\

'''Wilbur:''' ...are you- Are you ''drinking?!''\\

'''Wilbur:''' ''(quietly)'' [[SympathyForTheDevil Oh... Oh, god.]]
-->--The Pogtopians find Schlatt in the Camarvan\\

-->--'''Wilbur''', before Philza showed up\\

-->--'''Philza''', to Wilbur, in a last-ditch effort to stop him from blowing everything up\\

'''Wilbur:''' Have you heard... the song? On the walls? Before? Have you heard the song? I was just saying, I made this big point, it was ''poignant'', and it's um... There ''was'' a special place where men could go, but it's not there anymore y'know, it's not- ''(sigh)''\\
'''Phil:''' It ''is'' there. You've just- You've just won it back, Wil!\\

'''Wilbur:''' ''(pained)'' I do, I think, I- ''(sigh)''\\

'''Wilbur:''' I don't even know if it works anymore, Phil, I don't even know if the button works, I could, I ''could...'' press it.\\

'''Wilbur:''' Phil... There was a saying, Phil. [...] By a traitor. Once part of L'Manburg. A traitor- I don't know if you've heard of Eret?\\

-->--The ChekhovsGun finally fires\\

->'''Wilbur:''' ''MY'' L'MANBURG, PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY, FOREVER UNFINISHED! IF ''I'' CAN'T HAVE THIS, ''NO-ONE CAN'', PHIL!\\

'''Wilbur:''' [[SuicideByCop Kill me, Phil.]] Phil, kill me, Phil, ''kill me!'' ''(Wilbur throws Phil his sword)'' Phil, stab me with the sword, murder me now, kill me! Killza, ''Killza'', do it! Kill me, Phil! Murder me! Look, they all want you to! Do it, Phil! Kill me! Phil, kill me!\\
'''Phil:''' I- You're my SON!\\

'''Phil:''' No matter what you- dude, no matter what you've done, I can't-\\
'''Wilbur:''' ''(slams on his desk)'' Phil, it's- LOOK! ''LOOK!'' HOW MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS, and it's GONE! ''({{Beat}})'' Do it. ''Do it.''\\

'''Phil:''' ''(frustrated scream)'' ''God!'' You couldn't just let- You couldn't just ''win!'' You couldn't- You ''had'' to just throw your toys out the pram!
-->--The final confrontation between father and son\\

'''Technoblade:''' You just wanted ''power.''\\
'''Tommy:''' That's all I've ever wanted. I didn't- I just wanted...\\

'''Technoblade:''' Tommy, you just did a ''coup''. You just did a [[TheCoup hostile government takeover]] and then immediately instilled yourself as president. And then you gave it to your friend, but that's still a ''tyrant,'' Tommy! [...] But the thing about this world, Tommy... is that good things don't happen to heroes. Let me tell you a story, Tommy. A story of a man called Theseus. His country... well his city-state, technically, was in danger. And he sent himself forward into enemy lines, he ''slayed'' the minotaur, and saved his city. Do you know what they did to him? [...] [[TheExile They exiled him.]] He died, in disgrace, despised by his people. ''That's'' what happens to heroes, Tommy.\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(scared)'' Technoblade, ''[[AintTooProudToBeg don't do this]].''\\
'''Philza:''' Don't do this, Techno, don't-\\
'''Tommy:''' We're ''so close'', I'm not the hero-\\

'''Technoblade:''' Do you want to be a hero, Tommy?! ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner THEN]] '''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner DIE]]''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner LIKE ONE!]]''
-->--'''Technoblade''''s speech before he summons his [[ChekhovsGun two Withers]], cementing his FaceHeelTurn

-->--'''"Things I Remember"''', by Ghostbur\\

[[WebVideo/SMPEarth An empire I once helped a friend grow to power and take over the world.]] That was fun. Simple times.\\

-->--'''"Arrival"''', by Philza\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(nervous laughter)'' What the fu- Dream, Dream, don't swear please...\\
'''Dream:''' [[RapidFireNo Nonononono]]. I don't give a FUCK about Spirit, okay?! I don't give a fuck about ''anything'' actually! I care about your discs. I care ''more'' about your discs than you do! That's the ONLY thing I care about on the server, actually! I don't care about Spirit, Spirit was my horse, died ''ages'' ago! I care about your discs, 'cause ''that's'' what gives me power over ''you'' and your ''friends'', and EVERYBODY you care about! Because ''you'' care about your discs more than anyone else here, so if YOU ARE NOT ''EXILED'' from L'Manburg, [[TheWallAroundTheWorld I will build these walls until they reach the]] ''[[TheWallAroundTheWorld block limit]]''. I will keep EVERYBODY inside, I will hire guards, Punz and Sapnap, to patrol all around the entire walls, keeping them inside. No trade, no-one leaves, no armor, or they get ''slaughtered'' inside. DON'T TRY AND ''THREATEN'' ME! I don't CARE! I've lost ALL care for ANYTHING on this server!\\
'''Tommy:''' Really?! So if I burn Spirit right now-\\

'''Dream:''' I have attachment to ''your discs.''\\
'''Tommy:''' Why would you care- ''(stammers)'' They're MY discs, why do you even care about them?!\\

'''Dream:''' L'Manburg can be independent... But L'Manburg can't be ''free.''
-->--Dream's ultimatum\\

'''Tubbo:''' There is. There is, Dream. And that is- that is a problem, okay? For too long, Dream, we- actually... ''(trails off)''\\

'''Dream:''' I trust... you. I trust- y'know, you're the best leader L'Manburg's ever had. I trust that you... y'know, you've always made the best decision for L'Manburg, as a y'know, a gracious leader. I trust that whatever decision you came to was the best one for L'Manburg.\\

'''Tommy:''' Dream, you-\\
'''Tubbo:''' ''Tommy.'' I am... I am so, ''so'' sorry. Dream, I've come to a decision... that'll be best for the nation. The most logical thing to do. [[WhamLine For Tommy to be... Exiled. From L'Manburg.]]\\

'''Fundy:''' Wh-\\

'''Tubbo:''' IT'S NOT THE BEST FOR THIS NATION! ''NOTHING'' involving ANY kind of conflict is the best for this nation! Okay?! You guys are thinking EMOTIONALLY, IRRATIONALLY! You need to think LOGICALLY! [[TheNeedsOfTheMany There's more than just us four that live here!]]\\

'''Tubbo:''' ''HEY, '''HEY!!!''''' THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ''ENOUGH'', OKAY?! BE ''QUIET!'' YOU'VE UNDERMINED MY AUTHORITY FROM THE GET-GO! Okay?! All of you, NO-ONE here has respected me, you all jump on these merry little ''bandwagons'', of- of ''destruction!'' It's not- It's not okay! ''(stammers)'' You DEFINITELY do not have the best interests of this nation at heart! And you have made that more apparent then EVER before today!
-->--Tommy gets exiled\\

'''Tommy:''' Tubbo, ''Tubbo'', but what- From the beginning, before L'Manburg e- You ''know'' this is our L'Manburg, this is everything, but before everything... The discs, Tubbo... What about the discs... You... Tubbo, the-\\

'''Tommy:''' What is the- HOW is this the right way?! Explain, ''explain!'' How are the discs wrong, Tubbo?! Can't you see, this has been the thing from the begi-\\
'''Tubbo:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THE DISCS DON'T MATTER, TOMMY!]]''''' HOW COULD YOU NOT ''SEE'' THAT?! They don't ''matter!''\\

'''Tommy:''' Wh- why? What...? W-well if... If they don't matter, Tubbo... If they don't matter... If you have no attachment to things... If you don't- if nothing matters, then... [[ArmourPiercingQuestion Why does any of- ANY of this matter at all?]]\\

-->--[[PlotMandatedFriendshipFailure The friendship between Tommy and Tubbo is shattered]]\\

->'''Dream:''' I'm just- I'm making sure that you're not up to no good.\\
'''Tommy:''' WH- HOW COULD- YOU'VE ''EXILED'' ME, YOU FUCKING STUPID MANIPULATING FUCKING GREEN BASTARD!\\

'''Dream:''' Because... You don't listen to me, ever. You're the only person who doesn't ''ever'' listen to me. If I tell you to do something, you're like ''(bad British accent)'' "NO, FUCK YOU", ''(normal voice)'' and you go and do the exact opposite-\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(punching Dream and lighting him on fire)'' [[IResembleThatRemark THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU-]]\\
'''Dream:''' That is ''exactly''-\\

'''Dream:''' You're like a little annoying ''bug'' in my room, and it's- You piss me off! So I take you, and I put you outside. And that's what I did. And now I'm just making sure you ''stay'' outside.
-->--Dream announces the real reason behind Tommy's exile\\

-->--In the Nether as Tommy [[DrivenToSuicide stares down a pit of lava]]\\

'''Dream:''' Tommy, no-one showed up to your party, and everyone was invited. D'you wanna see the Christmas tree?\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(turns back around and starts walking to the Logstedshire Portal)'' [[DespairEventHorizon ...let's just go back...]]\\

'''Tommy:''' No-one showed up, Dream. [...] ''No-one'' showed up. Did they? No-one cares anymore. I'm just...\\
'''Dream:''' I'm sure- I'm sure if you asked them, they'd say they care about you.\\
'''Tommy:''' Well, I- You invited them, and they didn't show up! ''({{Beat}})'' We ''did'' ask them. And they all said "No". They said "No"... ''(sigh; starts walking back to Logstedshire)'' Let's go home.
-->--Tommy leaves L'Manburg behind\\

->'''Dream:''' Tommy, I thought- I thought that we were friends. I thought-\\
'''Tommy:''' We are, no, you're my- You're my best friend! You're my best friend!\\

'''Tommy:''' And I was gonna- I was gonna just drop my stuff! I like- I did!\\

'''Tommy:''' No, stop it! Stop it! ''(breaks the TNT)'' Man, I'm ''so'' sorry, I'm s- Can we not just... Can we not just chat?\\

'''Dream:''' Tommy... You can't go to the Nether. ''No-one'' can come and visit you. Until you ''learn...'' To listen.\\
'''Tommy:''' I- I- I-\\
'''Dream:''' You have to start over. [...] Tommy... ''Don't'' do that. Y'know, I exiled you for a reason. And... Tubbo exiled you for a reason. [[WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou And you didn't listen.]] You didn't listen to the rules, the rules were simple! I just wanted your armour and your weapons every day, that's was it. And I didn't even take it one or two days, and I even ''gave'' you armour once. But, you have to ''somehow'' wiggle your way out and try and ''defy'' me for some reason, and keep a secret stash... [...] Tommy, you have to realize, you- you hid chests from me, full of stuff to... I don't even know, what?! What were you planning to do with that stuff, ''attack me?!'' Try and kill me or something?\\
'''Tommy:''' I don't know... ''(stammering)'' I just, y'know, I just wanted a place where I could go "These are ''mine.'' These are ''my'' things..." ''({{Beat}})'' I'm ''really'' sorry. [...] Can we... Why don't we just pretend this never... Yeah, let's- Yeah! Can we just pretend this...\\
'''Dream:''' Sorry doesn't cut it, Tommy. [...] You ''can't'' go to the Nether, ''no-one'' can come here, you are ''alone'', okay? As soon as I think that you have changed, and become somebody who ''isn't'' going to hide and lie and... try and revolt! Then people can visit you again, and you can go to the Nether again. But for now? No. No-one can. You- I was being very lenient! Yesterday, I let you go into the Dream SMP, on a temporary pass! And what do I find out the next day?!\\

-->--Dream finds Tommy's secret stash of items and destroys Logstedshire in response\\

->''"His last words were, 'I'll see you every- every week to come and watch you.' [[DrivenToSuicide Well... Now, you... I'll... Now you won't, you...]] ''({{Beat}})'' Come and watch me, to come and watch me. See me every week to come and watch me. ''(looks around)'' To come and- come and... ''(looks at his pictures)'' Every week to come and ''watch'' me. ''({{Beat}}; indignant)'' He'd come... to ''watch'' me. [...] He wasn't here to be my friend. He said it. He was ''just'' here so he... ''({{Beat}})'' He was just here ''so he could '''watch''' me!'' [...] What did he say on the first day? Like a little bug that he can't flick off. I'm the only person who never does exactly what he says. ''([[EurekaMoment sudden realization]])'' ''I'm'' the only person who never does what he says! ''Me!'' He said that to me, didn't he?! [...] Dream wasn't- He was just here to make sure... 'Cause ''I'm'' the only one that will throttle him. ''({{Beat}})'' [[IKnowWhatYouFear I'm the only one Dream's scared of.]]"''
-->--'''Tommy''' realizes the true reason behind his exile\\

'''Quackity:''' How did you do it? What- how did you even ''do'' that?\\
'''Techno:''' You think death can stop me, Quackity? Y'know- Y'know what?! Y'know what, I've got- I've got a lot to say, okay?! I was gonna say it at the trial, but we got a little bit interrupted, Quackity. Y'know, I ''tried'' convincing you guys that government- that government was not the answer, that government was actually the ''cause'' of all your problems. Alright? I tried- I tried to convince you guys by fighting alongside you as brothers, and you just cast me aside, you ''used'' me, I tried to use force, and you STILL formed a government, and when I went into hiding, when I retired, when I swore off violence, you HUNTED ME DOWN, you HURT MY FRIENDS!\\
'''Quackity:''' You don't understand, Techno, you don't understand what we're trying to build here, Techno. This is not a- this is not a simple anarchy-thing, Techno. That's what you don't understand. Alright? Techno, do you really think I give a ''shit'' about the Withers? No. No. You are on the hitlist, Techno. You're on the fucking hitlist.\\

'''Quackity:''' I'm building a country here. This is what- what we have out there is a country. And what we need here is organization of power. And I don't care how long it fucking takes me, or what I have to do to get you, Techno... [[IllKillYou I'm going to fucking kill you. I am going to kill you, Technoblade.]]\\

'''Techno:''' Do you think ''you're'' enough to kill me? [[BadassBoast Even unarmed, with iron armor, do you really think YOU can take me?!]]\\

-->--Quackity confronts Techno in the Final Control Room\\

-->--'''Technoblade''', shortly before [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath doing just that]] while fighting Quackity outside the Final Control Room\\

-->--'''Technoblade''' revealing his hidden armory for his and Tommy's [[EnemyMine team up]]\\

->''"This is gonna be chaos, dude! This is gonna be the end of the world, if this- if this goes off!"''
-->--'''Philza''', after seeing the vault full of Wither Skulls\\

-->--'''Philza''' joins the Anarchists\\

->'''Tommy:''' You screwed me over, Dream. You- You manipulated me.\\

'''Dream:''' Tommy, I was the only person who visited you, I was the only person that was your ''friend.''\\
'''Tommy:''' But- but you were ''terrible!''\\
'''Dream:''' Look at what you did! You- you- you betrayed me! You came here, you're not supposed to be here, you left... And now you're here! And you're causing problems! As far as I heard, you had a ''hostage!''\\

'''Tommy:''' Yeah, y'know what, to get back my discs! So we can put an end to all of this! This all- you were the only one that visited me, because you know what, Dream?\\
'''Dream:''' Tommy-\\
'''Tommy:''' I'm the- ''I'm'' the only one that goes against ''you!'' And y'know what, Dream? I think you're ''scared'' of me.\\

-->--Tommy confronts Dream\\

'''Techno:''' Well, that's gonna be a bit of a problem, Dream. ''(steps in front of Tommy)'' Because this guy's with ''me.''
-->--Techno protects Tommy from Dream\\

-->--'''Ranboo''', in his memory book

->''"Why doesn't anyone realize that Dream is the main enemy? Dream is the only one- Dream is the main reason why this keeps happening... See, if no-one chose a side, [[EnemyMine if no-one chose a side and they were all just allied against Dream]], we could take him down easy, 'cause no one man has so much power to take us all down! ({{Beat}}) ...Dream did this on purpose. He knew. [[DivideAndConquer He knew that if he forced everyone to choose sides, he would have the power]]. That's why he fought for the discs. That's why he fought for the discs, so... He only did that... Because... He only did that because he wanted all the power to himself, that's why, that's why he kept on doing it, that's why he fought for the discs, that's why he... started the fights between Tubbo and Tommy... 'Cause he knows that [[AvengersAssemble if we're all together]]... Then he doesn't stand a chance. He KNOWS that, he KNOWS that that's why! He knows- (laughs) he knows that that's why that keeps happening. So he makes these things, he makes [[NumberOneDime the discs]], he makes L'Manburg, he makes... he makes everything, he gave L'Manburg freedom in order to give himself more control over everything. [...] Dream is the reason why this is all happening. Everything would be fine, everything would be 100% fine, if... Dream didn't have power. We could have peace. For the first time in a LONG time. [...] He knew that every person that gets on this server is gonna just end up being under him. Every person that's on this server is gonna end up being... lesser. Being worse. Even if they all get together they're just going to be worse. [...] He could probably kill me in an instant if he wanted to, he could just get on right now and kill me, but... He doesn't. 'Cause he knows that it would just... He likes to play with us, he likes to toy with us. [[ForTheEvulz He likes to... light the fire under us and see us squirm a little.]] That's what he likes, this isn't... This entire thing, this isn't about people. This is about entertainment for him. This is all just about entertainment for him... 'Cause he's cruel. He's cruel."''
-->--'''Ranboo'''

->'''Dream:''' Listen, listen, listen, Tubbo, Tubbo. I - I- ah, well, [[FauxAffablyEvil thank you for giving me the disc.]] I just want to say that you're an idiot. You are an absolute idiot. And you have no power and you are the worst president that has ever been president-elect because you're no president at all!\\

'''Dream:''' No, listen, listen! You're not even president! You're not even president -- Quackity is more president than you! [[TheManBehindTheMan I'm more president of L'Manberg than you.]] You listen t- [[ExtremeDoormat you get pushed around by everybody on this server.]]\\

'''Dream:''' Because you are an idiot. You are a buffoon. You are a fool, you fall for-\\

'''Dream:''' -everything! You just gave me the one thing I needed to destroy L'Manberg! I don't CARE about L'Manberg. I don't CARE about anything; I've said this before. The only reason why I had not destroyed L'Manberg was because you had the disc! [[FalseFriend I had to be friends with you, to get the dumb disc back!]] I don't care about you. I'm not your friend. Okay? I cared about getting the disc back, and I got the disc back. I got it back. And that's-that's- that's the only thing that really matters. You can't even run your nation right. [[WhamLine RANBOO IS A TRAITOR. ONE OF YOUR MOST TRUSTED FRIENDS.]]\\

'''Dream:''' NO, IT IS TRUE. READ THIS BOOK. READ THIS BOOK. There's his memory book. He was meeting with Techno and Tommy and told them EVERYTHING. The proof it's all his own memories! He writes it down! You can't even run your own nation correctly, Tubbo. [[WhatTheHellHero Listen. Tubbo, you, I mean you... L'Manberg is weaker than it's ever been, and it's because of you! You have- you have destroyed everything. You have ruined your friendships. You have ruined L'Manberg's allies. You have just- You are a horrible president, Tubbo.]]\\
'''Technoblade:''' [[AndThatsTerrible YEAH, YOU SUCK, TUBBO!]]\\
'''Dream:''' [[WhamLine Techno. Got any withers?]]
-->--'''Dream's''' TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Tubbo, with Technoblade joining the fray

-->--The eve before the [[EndOfAnAge Doomsday War]]

-->--Niki burns down the L'Mantree

'''Dream:''' I don't think it'll ever be over. [[ForTheEvulz You're too]] ''[[ForTheEvulz fun.]]''
-->--Dream makes his motives clear

'''Phil:''' ''(dismissively)'' He's got infinite canon-\\
'''Ghostbur:''' ''([[BreakTheCutie crying]]; [[RageBreakingPoint furious]])'' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting KNEW]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE!]]\\
'''Phil:''' [[ShootTheDog He's got infinite canon lives!]]\\
'''Ghostbur:''' YOU KNEW- ''STOP, STOP, '''STOP!''''' YOU ''KNEW'' FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE! YOU KNEW ''EVERYTHING'' EVERYONE OWNED WAS IN THIS TOWN!\\
'''Phil:''' ...[[BluntYes I did.]]\\
'''Ghostbur:''' I don't- I don't- I don't want to listen, I don't want to hear what you have to say! I don't wanna have to hear what you have to say... I- I've read the history books... Phil, I've read the history books, You- you k- you slayed the dragon, you slayed Alivebur. You were the- you- you- you are the Saint George of the Dream SMP, we understand! Everyone understands that, Phil, but... [[WhatTheHellHero Look what you've done!]] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How can you look at this and still see yourself as a hero?!]] Sending a message, Phil, ''sending a message?''\\
'''Phil:''' [[BluntYes ...Yeah.]] [[CruelToBeKind Not to- not to start another government. Not to take genuinely nice, wholehearted people and turn them against each other with power and corruption.]] That's why, Wil. I don't wanna see it happen again.\\
'''Ghostbur:''' So you make [[TheWoobie me suffer?]] I- I don't know what Alivebur did, and I'm really trying to remember... But I know what ''I'' did. I just wrote books! I built... remember the lanterns we used to make? I built them, I- I built a house for people, I- I set up this a- I built this town, just like I built Logstedshire, and I've watched them ''both'' blow up. And I didn't... I didn't- I didn't hurt anyone. And yet ''I'm'' the one who suffers, ''I'm'' the one who pays! Tommy didn't even live here, Tommy didn't have a house here. I... I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I'm the one who pays for war. ''(sniffles)'' I ''know'' I'm forgetful, I ''know'' I'm an amnesiac and I know I'm the comic relief in all your stories, but [[DidYouThinkICantFeel I STILL FEEL THIS, I still FEEL things!]] And I try my best to make sure no-one else feels it!
-->--Ghostbur [[CallingTheOldManOut calling Philza out]] for approving the violent actions he, Techno, and Dream did

'''Tommy:''' If we win this, we're free, and if we lose this, it's ove- Tubbo, one final effort. We need- we- we ''have'' to! Because- and you agree that this is the last time we have to- we have to take him down, alright? Tubbo...\\

'''Tommy:''' [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar We're in the endgame now.]]
-->--Tommy and Tubbo plan to take on Dream once and for all

'''Ghostbur:''' And... There's a world out there that needs a ruler. When I look at this crater, I don't see- I don't see somewhere that Ghostbur made better, I see somewhere that... that is owned by weakness. Eret, I'm not a strong man. I'm not a strong man.\\

'''Ghostbur:''' Yeah, but I'm not a strong ''ghost''! And I- This world needs strength right now, and I... ''(frustrated groan)'' It's one of those things where I don't- I want to... Do it, Phil, Phil, do it, I don't wanna look. I'll look at the fish, I'll look at Say-lee. I'll just- I'll hold my blue, and you just... You just put the sword through my chest, right where the scar is that hurts, and I'll... I'll be back. And the world can be strong again.
-->--Ghostbur makes up his mind\\

->''"Don't get me wrong, Tommy has screwed up, time and time again... But he is a CHILD. I'm not saying that in some insignificant, insulting sort of way, but... He- he can make mistakes. And even then, he REALIZES that they're mistakes. He's been exiled, what, twice now? ({{Beat}}) Waging a war over- over... children's mistakes? Over a disc, is that- is that really what... [[DisproportionateRetribution We've collapsed homes, killed people, just for... for what?! To prove a point?!]]"''
-->--'''Captain Puffy'''

->'''Dream:''' Tubbo... Tubbo thought I was his ''friend'', Tommy. What an idiot, right? He thought I was his friend. ''You'' thought I was your friend. You both- you both thought I was your friend. Y'know, I made- I made sure nobody showed up to your party, so you'd have no friends but me. [...] All along, I've been one step ahead of you since the very beginning. Like, I mean... Tubbo, the reason I ''have'' the disc is because I ''framed'' Tommy, I blew up the Community House and framed him!\\
'''Tubbo:''' You blew up the-\\

-->--Tommy and Tubbo are captured\\

->''"Listen, Tommy, ever since you joined this server, you've been a headache, okay?! You've brought war, you brought terrorism... Bad ''everything!'' But, but... The cause of all the war, of everything... was ''attachment.'' Right? Your attachment to the discs, your attachment to Henry, to pets, to friends, to land, to countries, to items... [...] That's- that's the ONE good thing that you've done. The ONE good think you've done is, you've brought attachment to the server. So... It took me a long time to realize how important... How important attachment was. But when I did... Y'know, it made me stronger. And I realized that you're- you're- you're important! [...] I- I cut my attachment. I blew up my house, I lost my friends, I lost my items, lost my crossbow, my... Y'know, everything that was important to me, my pets. [[VirtueIsWeakness I cut everything, 'cause that's what gave people power over each other.]] The reason you're here is because I have these dumb little items. [...] If I can control the things that people are attached to, then I can control the server again! Because this isn't TOMMY SMP, or TUBBO SMP, THIS IS '''DREAM''' SMP, right?! So I can control the server if I have everything that everybody cares about! That everybody's EVER cared about! [[ControlFreak I can control everything, alright?]] I can turn the server back to what it USED to be."''
-->--'''Dream'''\\

-->--'''Dream'''\\

->'''Tommy:''' He's not gonna kill you. He's not gonna ''fucking'' kill you. You've seen him deceive everyone, Tubbo, you know he's not gonna kill us! I'll tell you what we do, we make a break for the portal and run all the way back to mine, 'cause I've got the secret portal on the exile-base, if we run to that-\\
'''Tubbo:''' ''(resigned)'' We will be dead before we get to the portal. Too much of a distance. ''({{Beat}})'' It's alright! We've had some laughs, it was- it was fun while it lasted, but...\\
'''Tommy:''' Why have you just ''accepted'' it?! Don't just accept it now! Don't- No-\\

'''Tommy:''' What am I- What am I without you?\\

'''Tommy:''' So are you really- Are you ''accepting'' this? Are you ok-\\

'''Tommy:''' But that was- We were optimistic, you ''know'' that we were... [...] This isn't what...\\

'''Tommy:''' ...Tubbo. Even though, for this entire server, I've always regarded you as... as my- as my sidekick. Really, Tubbo, I was- I was ''your'' sidekick.\\

'''Tommy:''' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe Please don't go...]] ''Please'' don't go... \\

-->--Tubbo and Tommy say their goodbyes\\

->''"I'm sorry, Dream. [[OnlyInItForTheMoney You should've paid me more.]]"''
-->--'''Punz''', before bringing ''[[BigDamnHeroes half the server]]'' in to fight Dream\\

-->--TheCavalry arrives\\

->'''Tommy:''' You know what, you son of a bitch? You told me everything. You told me I'm too important to kill. Even now. You're not gonna- you're not gonna fucking kill me. You don't have the ''guts.'' ''(Tommy digs a hole)'' [[IronicEcho Put your armour in the hole.]] Everything. Everything on you, there.\\

-->--Tommy flips the tables\\

'''[[GhostReunionEnding Wilbur]]:''' [[WhamLine And you're not dead.]]\\

'''Wilbur:''' I'm- [[SoProudOfYou I'm frankly impressed.]] I'm ''very'' impressed with you, Tommy.\\

'''Wilbur:''' I- ''(laughs softly)'' I'm not Ghostbur. Tommy, I'm very impressed.\\

-->--Tommy and Tubbo get a visit from an old friend\\

->''"I just- Dude, I just wanted to say, I was very ready to see you here soon. Y'know? There was- It seemed like there was... A space was growing for you in the Afterlife, it felt like, y'know. It felt like your presence was slowly entering the afterlife, but here you are! And you're, you're still alive, you're... You never seem to die, do you?"''
-->--'''Wilbur'''\\

-->--The window into the Afterlife closes once again

->''"Dream's manipulated me, and I might not have been privy to that, I didn't... I was too blind to see it myself. I was just like, 'Dream's the one that's given me the power I have, so... Y'know, I'm just gonna do what he wants.' And I didn't realize that it was fucking manipulation. [[ManipulativeBastard He's manipulative, he gets whatever he wants through whatever means he wants.]] He played us all. And I was too blind to see it. But we move on. I'm going to... Y'know, maintain my position as king of the SMP, I'm going to make this the best place for as many people as possible. [[TheGoodKing I'm gonna... gonna make life good, I'm gonna make people happy.]] We're gonna celebrate. If anyone tries to stop that, then we're gonna stop them. No-one should have to live in fear. For the greater good."''
-->--'''Eret'''\\

-> ''"On the 21st of January 2021 Snowchester is becoming independent from the nation known as "Dream SMP".\\

- Tubbo Underscore"''
-->--'''"Independents"''', by Tubbo\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(laughs)'' Or what? You're gonna kill me? Then your server won't be fun anymore, you said it yourself. Turns out, I actually had all the power over you all along, I just didn't know it. ''({{Beat}})'' You can have your clock back, you're gonna be in here for a long-ass time... ''(puts the clock back)'' Everyone's going- they feel bad for you, and I did feel bad for you, but you were actually going to kill, um... My best friend. And uhhh... And hold me in here.\\

'''Tommy:''' ...This is really- this is a really sad sight. [...] Hey, Dream, are you getting all sad?\\

'''Tommy:''' Hey Dream, hey Dream, watch this. I am your ''best friend'', Dream! I am your ''friend'', and I will come visit you ''every day'', and you can stream it! You can stream it! ''(takes the clock off the wall)'' By the way, by the way, throw this in this hole I've made! I'm going to- Does this ''remind'' you of anything, ''prick?!'' Prick-boy?!
-->--Tommy visits Dream in prison\\

'''Tommy:''' Yeah, but, you could've said that last- ...okay.
-->--Tommy gets an apology\\

'''Tommy:''' Oh yeah, you only have one life now... And... ''({{Beat}})'' I think I've diagnosed you already, you are just a... You're just... ''({{Beat}})'' How do you feel about losing your stuff?\\

'''Tommy:''' [[ArmourPiercingQuestion Who do you miss the most?]]\\

'''Dream:''' [[GetOut ...I think you should go, Tommy.]]\\

-->--Tommy tries to help\\

'''Bad:''' Everyone else on the SMP has been influenced-\\

'''Puffy:''' Wh- y-you're talking about getting rid of a CHILD, Bad!\\

'''Bad:''' No, anything-\\

-->--Sam and Puffy take a stand\\

[[AGodAmI I know all... I see all...]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I...]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Am]]'''... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis All...]]\\

[[WouldHurtAChild Kill the boy... Tommy must die...]]\\

-->--'''The Crimson'''[[note]]These quotes are produced by playing its whispers in reverse[[/note]]\\

'''Bad:''' There's nothing wrong. Quackity, I've seen- I've seen the truth!\\

'''Quackity:''' Reeling me in- reeling me in with power? I wanted to see this Egg, I thought I was just gonna see this... ''goddamn'' Egg, and all you're doing right now, is you took me to a source of some sort of power, that kind clouds your mind?! I FELT it, Bad! I FELT it, and I was- that felt AWFUL!\\
'''Bad:''' No, but you just haven't- you just gotta spend more time with it!\\
'''Quackity:''' I didn't FEEL like myself! I started- I started getting thoughts, I started getting thoughts! I am ''so'' sick and tired- I am ''so'' sick and tired of what... [...] You know what, Bad?! I want power, Bad, you're right, I do want power! And I'm not depending on a ''stupid Egg'' to get it. Mark my words, Bad. I'm sick and tired of you, and every other person in this goddamn server reading into something that has ''no'' meaning, but ''thinking'' it does, and using it to gain power, Bad, I'm sick and tired of it. You wanna see power, Bad?! I'm gonna show you some ''real'' goddamn power!\\

-->--Quackity rejects the Egg\\

-->--'''Purpled'''\\

-->--Purpled takes the job\\

'''Sam:''' ''(concerned)'' Ranboo... I'm not really talking about that, I'm- The last time that you came to the prison. You don't have to have the day, but when about was the last time that you came?\\

-->--The blind spots in Ranboo's memory get more and more prominent\\

'''Sam:''' You took the contracts that I gave you. You edited the contents when you signed them, I trusted you and put them away in storage, and when I went to get them to see if you HAD visited just now, THIS is what was in them! ''(Ranboo opens the contract to see the contents have been replaced with something in Enderman-language)'' What IS that?! What ''IS'' that?! That is nothing, that is- that is ''nothing!''\\

'''Ranboo:''' Yeah. M'kay. Um... And... Um... So I was, um... How did I- How did I sound when I was visiting the prison, actually...?\\

'''Ranboo:''' I- I- Did! Yeah, I did, apparently, yeah. Apparently... Apparently I did... 's true.\\

'''Ranboo:''' You know my memory's- You know my memory's bad, I have- I have no idea.\\

'''Ranboo:''' ''(stilted)'' Must've- Must've been a- probably just a different book, that I... burned? Maybe, as sort of like a... um... As a freeing mind... um... Free my mind from the pain of... um... what he has done to the server. Yeah. [...] Sam...\\

'''Ranboo:''' ...No. But-\\

-->--Sam uncovers some concerning details\\

->'''Dream, written in book:''' ''it was a security measure''[[note]]Referring to the blocks of crying obsidian in the cell[[/note]]
->'''Sapnap:''' ''"It was a security measure?"'' ...Ohhh. Oh, okay. You should really talk to me, man. You know, even though, like, you've done bad things and you sh- you deserve to be here. You know, doesn't mean I- we can't, you know, somewhat be friends anymore. Whatever. This is- this is where you gotta be for now.\\

'''Sapnap:''' No, dude. You can't. Like, I love you, man, but you- you've gotta stay here. This is where... This is where you belong for now. Maybe... Maybe one day, if everyone's cool with it.\\

'''Sapnap:''' ''(reads book out loud)'' Dude. Dream, you- you- you can't- you can't try and escape, okay? Like... Like, I miss you being out there with us, too, but what you did, like- you gotta stay here, dude. You- This is where you belong for now. You know, I- You know, maybe I'll come and visit you, George'll come and visit you, you know, we can still be friends, but dude, you ''have'' to stay here for now. I'm sorry. I don't want you to be sad or upset, but like, I think you know that this is where you've gotta be as well. Please don't try and escape.\\

'''Sapnap:''' You're just making this harder on yourself! Alright, you don't have to make this more difficult than it needs to be, okay? You're gonna- you're gonna stay here, and yeah, it's gonna suck, but you're tough, you can get through it, man.\\

'''Sapnap:''' ''No.'' You might have to stay here forever, dude. I don't think- I don't think you're leaving here.\\

'''Sapnap:''' No, no. Dream, no. Dream-\\

'''Sapnap:''' ''No!'' No! You have to-\\

'''Sapnap:''' Dream, I- I want this to be clear to you, okay? What you did, the things you did, this is what you got for it, okay? You gotta stay here until- until however long you need to be. And if you try and come out, if you try and break out early, Dream... If you try and break out early... You only have one life left, okay? And, you know, I don't think it's gonna be Tommy, it's not gonna be Techno, Dream. If you break out of this prison, it's gonna be- [[WhamLine it's gonna be me who takes your final life]]. And it's not because I have any resentment towards you or anything, but it's because this is where you ''need'' to be, dude. ''You have to stay here.''
-->--Sapnap visits Dream in prison\\

-->--'''Ranboo''' in Ender after his Enderwalk state was unwittingly triggered by Sapnap\\

-->--'''Tommy'''\\

->''"I wanna make sure I always like who I am, and y'know, around this guy, I don't think I do. I don't think I- I don't think I like who I am, when I'm around Dream."''
-->--'''Tommy'''\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(quietly)'' That almost... you take out the "L" of that word... [[VulgarHumor Then it's- it's a different word and that's funny.]]\\

-->--Tommy visits Dream in prison again\\

'''Tommy:''' ''({{Angrish}})'' YOU ''BASTARD'', DREAM! YOU THREW MY SHIT INTO A HOLE, I CAN'T GO ''NEAR'' PLAINS BIOMES NOW WITHOUT [[TraumaButton GETTING A LITTLE TREMBLY IN THE FINGERS!]] You- Yeah, no, it was ''fucked!'' You're ''fucked!'' [...] When I'm around you, my brain feels like I'm fucking conditioned to be your friend, but also when I have a knife, I wanna just plunge it into your heart, man, it's like I don't... You don't make me a good person! You make me bad, Dream! All the shit that's happened has been because of you! And I don't... I'm moving on to bigger and better things now, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! I'm... I'm done! I'm done.\\

'''Tommy:''' No. No, I don't wanna- I don't wanna know you in my life anymore, this is done. Alright? There's... ''(sigh)'' 'Cause you've ruined- You've ruined L'Manburg, you've ruined... Like, almost everything, you almost- You almost KILLED TUBBO, MAN! Like, what the FUCK is WRONG with you?! You're a bad guy, you're a bad guy, but even worse than the one from Music/BillieEilish's song!\\

'''Dream:''' [[WellIntentionedExtremist I just wanted to bring the server together. Have it be... a happy family.]]\\
'''Tommy:''' Br... Bring the server to... You fffff- ''(under his breath)'' I'm gonna crack my knuckles, I'm gonna pull a knife, I'm gonna- ''(out loud)'' Dream, you des- You ''blew up'' L'Manburg, Dream! You tried ''killing'' me, you tried killing ''everyone'', you tried hurting people's loved ones! It's like- What the- what the fu- you're ''delusional'', man! And I'm... I'm fucking sick, you- I'm fucking sick of it. And I... But I don't- I don't need to go through any of this stress anymore, alright? Because this is ''me'' doing this to ''me'' now, not you! Alright? You're fine now, you're locked up, you're a ''bitch''! ''I'm'' the one that's giving me the stress here now. But I'm ''better'' than that. I'm better than ''you''. So I'm done here. You ruined my past, Dream, but you will ''not'' ruin my future.\\
'''Dream:''' I'm not- I- I'm- Tommy, I'm trying to change and be better, and not... be the same person I was, and... ''(stammering)'' You can visit me, every now and then! It'll help! It'll help. Right? It'll help- It'll help me... Be better.\\

-->--Tommy gives Dream [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech a piece of his mind]]\\

'''Dream:''' Sam-\\

'''Dream:''' -is dealing with the security issue.\\

'''Dream:''' Tommy, you signed- I- I know you signed a book, because I'm the one who ''wrote it'', that said if there's a security issue going on, then you can- you- you signed away that you could be in here for up to a week.\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(horrified)'' WHAT THE- WHAT THE ''FUCK?!''\\
'''Dream:''' That sounded like a- That TNT, that sounded like a security issue to me, I dunno if you agree.\\

'''Tommy:''' Let me out. Let- I- I ''can't'' be in here for a week, I've got my hotel to run, I need to go spend time with my ''pals'', man! I'm getting back on- Nonononono, LET ME OUT! [[IWantMyMommy PHIIIL! PHIL!]]\\
'''Dream:''' Tommy, if you have a way to get out, then let's get out together! We can find- we can work it out, we can-\\
'''Tommy:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. Off.]]\\

-->--Tommy gets trapped in Dream's cell\\

->'''Tommy:''' Look at me, alright? The only reason I'm not [going to kill you] is because you're in this prison. And I... I'm gonna get my little scooter out, and I'll be fine, Dream. You? You're stuck in here forever. I don't think this revive book is ''real.'' Schlatt? He's fucking dead! I've seen his grave, his grave is ''real'', his corpse is ''there!'' Alright?!\\
'''Dream:''' [[WhamLine Why don't you go]] ''[[PreMortemOneLiner see him then!]]''\\

'''Tommy:''' WAIT, NONONO! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT ''[[KilledMidSentence STO-]]''
-->--Tommy's final moments

->'''Puffy:''' This is like a memory, this is history, and you changed it so you could have a ''party'' in here?! This is not a part- ''(opens the door)'' [[GetOut Out.]] ''[[GetOut Out.]]''\\
'''Bad:''' What? No, this is- this is Egg-land now!\\

'''Ant:''' This is-\\

'''Puffy:''' OH, THAT, ''THAT'' BOTHERS YOU, [[SkewedPriorities BUT A]] ''[[SkewedPriorities CHILD DYING]]'' [[SkewedPriorities IS FINE!]] [...] What ''happened'' to you three?\\

'''Puffy:''' I- You all look like you have ''[[RedEyesTakeWarning pinkeye]]'' to start with, you need to see a doctor, I honestly shouldn't even ''be'' this close to you. But you have all ''completely'' lost your minds. And your ''morals'', apparently!
-->--Puffy tears into the Eggpire after [[DesecratingTheDead they trash Tommy's house]]\\

->''"Being the hero isn't working. It is NOT working- I am ONLY failing, and I've noticed that there is no prize, no joy, no ANYTHING that you get from being a hero. But! Being the villain- you sure seem to get away with EVERYTHING. So I'm starting to think, maybe I need a little bit of a change in perspective. Maybe- maybe less sparing people, less mercy! Maybe only for the ones that DESERVE it. And some of the people on this server right now DEFINITELY don't deserve it. That is EVER so clear to me, now."''
-->--'''Captain Puffy'''\\

->''"Y'know what?! Screw them. SCREW them! Screw them! Screw my friends. What I thought were friends. They're not friends at all. Apparently not good people. Uh, so, what I'M thinking... is, I'm kinda tired of the Eggpire! I'm kinda sick of it! It is a load of crap! And it's spread nothing but TERROR and CHAOS to the server! And, they're just really, REALLY bad people. So... Y'know what? ({{Beat}}) I'm gonna destroy the headquarters! And if it wasn't for the Egg damaging me, almost killing me, because... honestly at this point I have nothing to lose on this server. But if it wasn't for the rest of the people that need protection on this server, I would sacrifice myself and KILL myself, JUST so the Egg's not here anymore! I would honestly completely sacrifice myself, and everything I love and hold dear on the server, if it meant that NOBODY had to deal with anything anymore. But unfortunately, there's still people I have to protect, and CLEARLY, the server is NOT in good hands right now, because there's Punz, Antfrost and Bad, who have COMPLETELY LOST their EFFING MINDS! Foolish needs me! I don't even know about Dream, I don't even know, I don't even know about Dream, I don't even know where to process that, put that, how to even THINK about him right now! I just don't know, honestly, anymore. I am SO beyond belief with the people on this server and their actions that have absolutely no consequences! [[DoubleStandard UNLESS YOU'RE A CHILD, apparently!]] If you're a child here, you get LOADS of consequences, like exile, DEATH apparently, that's okay, but no! Nope, you could be a murderer, and you're fine. You could blow up L'Manburg, and you're fine! You could blow it up AGAIN, and you're FINE! ({{Beat}}) YOU KNOW WHAT?! If no one's getting consequences, I might as well start acting up, because NOTHING's gonna happen to ME! ({{Beat}}) They don't wanna party at their Egg-headquarters, they wanna desecrate Tommy's hotel, and his house, and EVERYTHING he's ever held dear, no, no, they don't get to HAVE a headquarters then! They don't get to HAVE a secret meeting place! No! And soon, soon enough, they won't be able to have an Egg either!"''
-->--'''Captain Puffy'''\\

-->--'''Captain Puffy'''\\

->''"The reason why so many people hated Tommy is because... Tommy made them think. Tommy made them think. For... the first time. The people that were so deeply rooted in their own beliefs, they had... conflict. They had conflict. And that made them rethink. That made them rethink what they believed, what they thought. So... Tommy, sure, he's... seen as annoying, seen as... whatever. And... He was seen as annoying by me, and... If he was still around, probably would be. But... This doesn't make any sense... Why suddenly so many people seem to ''care'' about him so much. People seem to care about him so, ''so'' much more, now that he's gone. When before, he was stuck in the prison for an entire WEEK! And no-one thought to help? No-one thought to help. No-one on this server. No-one on this server thought to help. [...] But now that he's gone? People are becoming... virtuous, they're becoming 'Oh, this shouldn't happen again.' But they didn't even try! [...] I know that ''I'' didn't help. But I mean... I KNOW that I didn't help. [...] I should've done something, but I didn't, because I was scared. I was scared to help. And... That was my fault, but I... I know that. (sigh) I'm being... [[HypocrisyNod hypocritical]], I'm being... I'm... I'm going back on what I've said previously, I'm doing this because- Even I... I don't know how to handle this."''
-->--'''Ranboo'''\\

-->--'''[=BadBoyHalo=]'''

->'''Wilbur:''' I'm- I'm really happy you're here, man.\\

'''Wilbur:''' I felt this space growing for you in here, right, and y'know why, Tommy, you know why I'm glad? Because me and you were ''never'' good for that server. We just weren't, like- look at- look at the whole history of the server, and it all falls in our laps, the problems, right? You're doing this thing, you're doing this thing where you do your shaky breath again.\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(shakily)'' [[SarcasmMode Thanks for pointing it out.]]\\

'''Wilbur:''' Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing, I genuinely thing that if- if- if it weren't for me and you dying, right, the server would be in shambles. I know for a ''fact'' that if I come back, or if I'm brought back to life in some way, it's definitely gonna...\\
'''Tommy:''' Don't fuckin'... Fuck off, you're fucking here... And I'm so- huh?\\

'''Tommy:''' Well ''I'' know what ''I'm'' like, and I FUCKING HATE IT HERE!
-->--The conversation in the Afterlife\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(stammering, gasping)'' [[TheNothingAfterDeath Void. It was... dark. It was all dark.]]\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(shaky laughter)'' You fuckin'- You are fucking ''monster.'' It felt-\\
'''Dream:''' I- What, no, what did it feel like? You're- Tommy, no-one has ''ever'' been dead and been back. I was- honestly, I was kind of scared it wouldn't work, but...\\

'''Tommy:''' Death was... ''(shaky breathing)'' Death was- death was- it was- [[AndIMustScream it felt like my body was- was... taken apart and put back together again]]. And then put back apart here. I felt stretched, man.
-->--Tommy gets brought back to life\\

->'''Tommy:''' ...I'm... You can't have this power. You... You're a mad- You're a psychopath. You're a ''monster!'' You... You have to die. You ''have'' to die. I... Dream. [...] I ''have'' to kill you. This isn't even a matter of- of disliking you or not, disregard all of our previous entanglements! ''You have to die.''\\

'''Tommy:''' This is- This is where you die. In the prison. [...] You die! And revival goes down with you! I'll kill you in the FUCKING PRISON, the prison you will NEVER fucking get out of, if only I hadn't have came here, and I wouldn't have been ''trapped'' in here, I would've been fucking ''fine!'' So now, I'm gonna kill you, and I'm gonna be trapped alone! I'm gonna- I'm gonna- [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Then I'm gonna be in here...]] ''({{Beat}})'' If I kill you now, then... I'll- ''I'll'' be in here... Then I'll be stuck in here... And I know the book I signed... ''({{Beat}})'' I can't... So if I kill you in here... What happens if I kill you in here?\\

'''Tommy:''' Well the terms of the book was ''breaking in'', not trying- ''(gasps at an Elder Guardian noise)'' Breaking in, not trying to kill! He'd let me out, right? Right?!\\
'''Dream:''' Well, I mean, I'm not even sure how long it would take him to realize that- that you're... Y'know, that you're in here. Might be a while, actually. May be a couple months, he wouldn't realize you're in here, then when he does, he'd realize- He wouldn't know where I am, he'd think I escaped! And... You know what that means.\\
'''Tommy:''' So I'd... [...] If I kill you, I'll be in here ''forever''. Sam won't let me out, I ''know'' what I signed... Sam's just the owner of the prison, you've... I know how serious he gets... I c... I can't kill you in here. ''(choking up)'' Because then I- I'll be in here forever myself! And then... Then it'll be worse than down there! Or up there, I don't ''know'' where it was! But it'll be worse than... [[FateWorseThanDeath It'll be worse than death.]] And then I'll have to die in here. And then I'll go ''back there.'' No more memories, no ''anything.'' Just ''suffering.''
-->--Tommy realizes he can't kill Dream\\

->'''Tommy:''' You killed me... Why did you kill me?! Why- You could've just ''told me'' it was real! Why did you kill me?!\\
'''Dream:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution You didn't believe me! I was proving a point!]]\\

'''Tommy''' ''(high-pitched, horrified)'' You killed me just to ''prove a point?!'' Dre- Dream! You put me through that-\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(voice cracking)'' YOU PUT ME THROUGH MONTHS, ''MONTHS'', OF ''AGONY'', AND ''STRESS'' AND PURE ''TRAUMA'', JUST TO ''PROVE A POINT?!'' And now you're threatening to kill me again- You- Dream! You killed me to prove a point! With this much power... ''(sound of disbelief)'' You killed me.\\

'''Tommy:''' You killed me to prove a- You ''killed me'' to prove your own point. You could've just showed me! You could've just- This is ''so'' evil. This is- This is- This isn't like before! This isn't "You've blown up our town", you've put me through ''torture!'' Through pain! To PROVE A ''POINT'', DREAM! THAT'S- THAT'S ''FUCKED!'' You CAN'T do that to me! To ANY- You-\\

'''Tommy:''' You killed me-\\
'''Dream:''' It's not that big of a deal, it's not-\\
'''Tommy:''' YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE- Dream, you will NEVER understand it, your simple ''fucking'' stupid green brain, you will NEVER understand what I've just been through, Dream! You killed me now just to prove a point, you sent me back to ''Wilbur'', to ''Schlatt'', all the people you know- you ''know'' are my enemies! And you put me in there for ''months!'' You send me through the torture- I was ''ripped apart'', Dream! Can you- Can you even ''imagine'' what that's like?! No, you can't, 'cause you're fuckin' ''soft'', Dream, you're ''soft'', alright?! You put on all of this, but you're ''nothing'', Dream, you ''don't know what it's like'', alright? You're- You're not just evil now, you are fucking ''demented'', fuck you, FUCK YOU, man! Seriously, more than before, this isn't... You're not just a villain, you're not just the villain in the history books... You are the fucking ''devil'', man, you put me through all of this, man... What the fuck...
-->--Tommy [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech rips Dream a new one]]\\

->'''Dream:''' I'll let you free. I'll let you free. We'll call for Sam, we'll get him in here, he'll- he'll let you out. But... [[WhamLine I'm gonna bring back Wilbur]]. And- and Wilbur's...\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(horrified)'' [[LittleNo No...]]\\

-->--Wilbur's return is on the horizon\\

-->--'''Ponk'''\\

->'''Foolish:''' You guys are messing with the ''wrong'' person! You hear me? [[BewareTheNiceOnes I can]] ''[[BewareTheNiceOnes show you]]'' [[BewareTheNiceOnes what happens when you REALLY piss me off!]] [[GetOut So I SUGGEST you leave. NOW!]]\\

'''Foolish:''' I'm a peaceful man, Ponk. But... [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou If I must defend myself...]] I ''can.'' Shall I show you?\\

'''Ponk:''' Nothing! ''Nothing!'' [[TemptingFate Nothing at all!]] ''(Ponk hits Foolish with the trident again)''\\
'''Foolish:''' [[PhysicalGod I might be a Totem of the Undying]]. But in the past... I have been a [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Totem of Death]]. Let me ''show you.''\\
'''Sam:''' ''(backing away)'' [[OhCrap Oh God...]]\\

'''Foolish:''' Oh, it doesn't matter. A sunny day- A sunny day... does not matter.\\

-->--The confrontation after the Eggpire blows up the Statue of Ra\\

-->--'''Glatt's untitled note''' to Quackity\\

->'''Quackity:''' I'm not- I'm not here to play games, honestly, I'm very busy, and... I wanna say you're busy, being here, but... I want that book, Dream. I don't want it- I ''need'' that book. And you have it... And... I want it.\\
'''Dream:''' I- I ''burned'' the book. It's just- it's-\\

'''Dream:''' No, I did, I did, it's just knowledge, it's in my head. How do you think- I couldn't bring a book in here, how do you think I was able to revive Tommy? It's just... like ''I'm'' the book.\\

'''Dream:''' ''(laughing)'' That- Why would I do that?\\

'''Dream:''' Well, why don't you- You can take me out, you can bring me outta here, um... And then I can, y'know...\\

'''Dream:''' [[TemptingFate Oh, yeah? Or what?]] You're gonna put me in uh... Double prison?\\

'''Dream:''' How did you-\\

'''Dream:''' [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou You're not gonna kill me!]]\\
'''Quackity:''' I'm not gonna ''[[ExactWords kill]]'' you. But I'm gonna make you-\\

'''Quackity:''' [[FateWorseThanDeath I'm gonna make your last days in this fucking prison]] ''[[FateWorseThanDeath hell]]'', [[FateWorseThanDeath Dream.]]\\
'''Dream:''' ''SAM!'' HOW DID YOU- ''(hits Quackity)''\\
'''Quackity:''' Hey, don't do that! Don't do that, don't you fucking do that! Don't do that to me, don't you fucking ''touch'' me, alright? It's simple, Dream, alright? You're gonna tell me ''all'' the knowledge you have in that fucking book, or I'm gonna come here, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Fucking. Day.]] To make your life hell. That is exactly what I'm gonna do, and I'm gonna fucking stick to it, until you give me knowledge on that ''fucking book!''\\

'''Quackity:''' [[IronicEcho You can scream for Sam all you want, Dream.]]\\
'''Dream:''' ''(stammering)'' There's no way- How did you sneak it in?!\\
'''Quackity:''' Alright, alright. You know what? There's been enough talking. There's been enough talking, Dream. You're gonna tell me, [[TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay or we're gonna do this the fucking hard way]], [[ColdBloodedTorture for as long as I need to do it.]]
-->--Quackity pays Dream a visit\\

->''"You say everyone has a good side, Quackity, and you're right! You're right. Everyone has a good side. But that good side is only there to help themselves. If you want to ''really'' help people, you're gonna need power, Quackity. You can- You can make a movement, you can make a resistance, right, you can go out, and you can come back and they'll give you a ticker tape parade. They'll cheer for you in the streets, but you will change ''nothing.'' If you have a revolution... Everyone will hate you, you will sacrifice everything, and you will lose everything you ever had. [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans But you'll come back, and]] ''[[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans everything]]'' [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans will be changed.]] If you wanna change things, you're gonna need power. That's what you want, really, isn't it? Look at me. Power isn't gained from diplomacy, and bureaucracy, and giant courthouses suspended in the sky, blah blah blah, it's gained from ''[[MightMakesRight swords]]'', Quackity. It's gained from ''blades'', it's gained from ''steel, iron''. [[WellIntentionedExtremist Even if everyone has this 'good side' that you're talking about, then anyone who wants to prove it has to show their dark side first.]] You're going to have to ''kill''. You're going to have to ''torture.'' You're going to have to ''maim.'' When I look at you... as a fellow outsider... You're not ready for that."''
-->--'''Wilbur's speech to Quackity''' before the election\\

-->--'''"Project Nevadas"''', by Quackity

'''Eret:''' [[YouMonster You're a monster...]]\\
'''Bad:''' We're gonna kill you one by one- Oh! What did you just say, Eret?\\
'''Eret:''' You're an absolute ''monster.'' How could you? Like... We- we all trusted you, Bad!\\
'''Ponk:''' Trust?! Okay, Eret. Keep talking. Keep talking about ''[[OnceDoneNeverForgotten trust]].''\\
'''Eret:''' [[RegretfulTraitor ...that was a long time ago.]] I've changed since then, I ''know'' not to break people's trust anymore!\\
'''Bad:''' Y'know what... I think... Uh, I think, Eret, you would be the ''perfect'' person... [[MakeAnExampleOfThem to sacrifice first!]]
-->--Eret takes a stand\\

->'''Foolish:''' Alright, ''stop!'' Stop, stop, stop! I have had ''enough!'' I am ''sick'' of this foul, red stench, I am TIRED of this endless cycle of Egg-nonsense, I tried -- WE tried to give this ''dreadful'' Egg another chance! But it's probably best it ends this way. Shielding itself against TNT? That was impressive. Unexpected, no doubt. But can it withstand... [[ShockAndAwe a barrage of lightning?]]\\

'''Bad:''' ''(laughs)'' You really thought, Foolish... You thought you could enter the Egg's domain and- and beat it in a battle of power? Come on.\\

'''Foolish:''' I... I don't understand, it's... [[PowerNullifier it's suppressing me...]]\\

'''Puffy:''' WOAH, [[RapidFireNo NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO!]]\\

-->--Foolish makes a grave mistake\\

'''Ant:''' Wh- But this is for the Egg, Puffy, you-\\

'''Ant:''' And look at you now, Puffy. You tried to protect everybody, well look where everybody is, look ''behind you!'' Everybody behind you is ''defenseless!'' They're about to be ''slaughtered'' because of you! Foolish, your own SON is about to be slaughtered because of you!\\

'''Ant:''' Puffy, you could've stopped this if you'd stayed with the Eggpire. [[BlamingTheVictim This is your fault.]]\\

'''Fundy:''' [[YouMonster YOU]] ''[[YouMonster MONSTER!]]''\\
'''Bad:''' ''(laughs)'' That's one down... And a couple more people to go!
-->--Foolish loses his first canon life\\

'''Quackity:''' This whole Egg-thing is just getting out of control, you've just ''killed'' a man. Is that what you wanted to do, Bad? Is that- ''(chuckles)'' Was that your plan all along? To kill innocent people? 'Cause guess what, this has gotten... ''completely'' out of control. And I'm not gonna have anymore, Bad. You're gonna stop this shit, right now. You're gonna stop right now, Bad.\\
'''Bad:''' Oh you think- You think putting on armor is gonna stop us. Quackity, why do you think we went through ''all'' of this effort! You- You looked around and you ''saw'' how amazing everything is here. All of this... was for the Egg. And not just for the Egg, for what the Egg is going to ''give'' us. Okay? You ''can't'' give us what the Egg can give us! Okay? So don't get in our way, don't try and stop us, because you ''can't''. We're too powerful, Quackity.\\
'''Quackity:''' Bad, look- look what you've ''done!'' Just look what you've done! You've trapped all these people, all these innocent people, in- ''(stammering)'' in what you've ''disguised'' as [[NastyParty a party]]? Is this what you've been doing? Look at this, Bad. Just... What have ''they'' done to ''you?'' I'm telling you, Bad, you're a pawn to... power, you're ''nobody'', Bad. You're working for something that... quite frankly, doesn't even care about you. I mean, look at the Egg, look at the Egg, look at what it ''means'', it doesn't ''mean'' anything! It doesn't mean anything, Bad. So how about... How 'bout we just stop playing games?
-->--Quackity tries to get through to Bad one last time\\

->'''Bad:''' If you wanted to stop us, you should've brought more than just yourself. [[YouAndWhatArmy You should have brought an army with you.]]\\

'''[[TheDreaded Technoblade]] [[TheCavalry joined]] [[OhCrap the game]].'''\\
'''Quackity:''' [[EnemyMine I brought my biggest enemy! Hahaha, I literally brought my biggest enemy, Bad!]]
-->--Quackity brings in TheCavalry\\

->'''Bad:''' WE HIRED YOU TO- TO TAKE OUT PUFFY, AND YOU ''JOIN THE ENEMY SIDE?!''\\

'''Bad:''' Oh my goodness... AND ''TECHNO!'' YOU- YOU AND QUACKITY ARE- ARE ''ENEMIES'', WHY WOULD YOU SIDE WITH HIM?!\\
'''Techno:''' Listen. Listen, Bad, I didn't wanna work with this guy either, but this Egg, this Egg, it's going too far. It's warpin' people's minds, it's controllin' them, it has ''no plans'' on stoppin', until it controls the entire worl- I swear to God, if this dog keeps dying on this magma block- It has ''no'' plans on stoppin', and this Egg stands for everything... It's the epitome of everything I stand ''against'' as an anarchist! And if I don't stop it now, it'll be the end of the world. [[EnemyMine So yeah, I'm workin' with Quackity!]]\\
'''Bad:''' [[VillainousBreakdown No... No, we're not gonna allow you to stop this plan!]] We still outnumber you! It's four against three!\\
'''Puffy:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Not for long]]. ''(splashes herself with Strength II and takes out an axe)'' [[MamaBear ANTFROST, YOU'RE DEAD!]]
-->--The Eggpire is outmatched

'''Tommy:''' ''(whisper)'' [[OhCrap Oh, no...]]\\

'''Tommy:''' You ''fuck.''\\

-->--Wilbur is back\\

-->--'''Wilbur Soot'''\\

->'''Wilbur:''' So, Tommy, I had a think, right? I had a think, I've made some plans, I- I- I've debated with myself about what I should do, and I've made my decision what I need to do. Tommy... ''(awkward laugh)'' I'm sorry.\\
'''Tommy:''' ...what- You gonna kill me?!\\
'''Wilbur:''' No! No- no, sorry, ignore- ignore the Lore-sword, I'm... ''(laughs)'' I'm just- Ah, I'm not good at this, man... I- I need to make some apologies. I told you I needed to have a think. And I don't think an apology would ever sum up, uh... what I did here. I mean... look at this mess. But like...\\

'''Wilbur:''' Yeah, I didn't do the glass. But I think- I think I do need to, um... I need to apologize to some people! Y'know, I've gotta make amends! I've gotta make amends, and I- I promise that's- that's true, I know- look at me! Look me in the eyes. I know it's- I know it's hard to believe when you look at me that I... I- Y'know, I've turned over a new leaf! Turned over a new leaf! Y'know?
-->--Wilbur starts his new life\\

->''"Tommy, do you remember when you got sentenced to exile? Yeah, I remember! I was there, Tommy, I was there! I was there, I was in- I was in the ''cage'' of that little ghost's fucking head. Every single step we- you and me took... Listen, every single step me and you took- ''Look at me'', Tommy. Look me in the eyes. Every single step me and you took, I was there. I was there, I had no control over what was happening, I have no idea what was being said, but Tommy, I'll tell you what, if I WAS there... And if it wasn't that stupid shell of a ghost instead of me... '''I would've struck down Dream right where he stood.''' We would've disemboweled him. We would've disemboweled him, together. Tommy, I'm not- I wasn't blind. I saw what he was doing to you, Tommy. I saw. I saw what he was doing to Tubbo. I saw what he did to ME! But y'know what, Tommy, I WASN'T there. I wasn't there, was I? We had ''Ghostbur!'' Ghostbur was there instead, right? And y'know what the issue is, y'know what the issue is? After seeing Ghostbur interact with Dream, I realized that, no, Dream is not the enemy, Dream is not the enemy! This world is- is- was not supposed to be inhabited by... people of this caliber. Dream is the HERO! Dream needs to be let out of here! Dream's not in prison for being a horrible person. Dream is in prison because he ''dared'' to try and ''stop'' you all. He dared to try and stop you all from gaining all this power. Because the MINUTE I was gone? There was a vacuum. There was opening. And everyone just seeked to get in there. And Dream was the only one who stood up to them and told them not to. Dream was the only one who held my seat for me. He held my- He kept it warm! He kept my throne warm, and you guys didn't like that! So you threw him in prison. And if it weren't- If- If Dream died instead of me...? I would be in there right now. So Tommy, you should THANK that I wasn't alive to- to attack Dream when we got exiled. You should be GLAD we had little passive Ghostbur. Because now Dream's in there... And I'm out here, baby!"''
-->--'''Wilbur'''\\

'''Tommy:''' Together, we knew that Dream was the ''villain.'' He was the one that was holding this server down!\\

'''Wilbur:''' L'Manburg was a tool! It was a great tool, it worked! Y'know, it divided so many people, man! Listen, Tommy, Tommy, in my oath of not lying, I'm gonna tell you now, Tommy, I'm- I'm sorry for a couple things to each of these people, right, on the server. [...] I'm sorry for a lot of things, but... Tommy, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna try it again.\\

'''Wilbur:''' Okay, I said it wrong-\\
'''Tommy:''' I thought it was your unfinished symphony! I thought it-\\

->'''Tommy:''' It wouldn't have mattered, man! It was us! It was the business! It was-\\

'''Wilbur:''' ''(coldly)'' We ''were'' family, Tommy. We ''were.'' But y'know what, you just didn't- you just- I guess you just didn't have the balls to follow along with me. When you pressed the button, you were always against-\\

'''Tommy:''' I don't wanna ''be'' your friend, you're annoying, and I hate you, and you're ugly, and you have a grey hair, and I bet you twirl it round and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you use the dog-filter]]. Wilbur, I-\\
'''Wilbur:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse You're following me for quite a while for someone who doesn't care.]]
-->--Wilbur "comes clean"; Tommy learns the "truth"\\

'''Tommy:''' Well, it doesn't solve the problem, it's preventing the problem, Foolish, alright? Have you noticed that all the problems come, they don't get solved, do they? Alright? It ends up with some madman screaming he's solved it, alright? And now- and then look at him. Now he's taken away everyone's favorite man; Ghostbur, alright? Problems don't really get solved on this server.\\

-->--Foolish and Tommy talk about problem solving\\

'''Foolish:''' Oh yeah, I've heard this before.\\
'''Tommy:''' This was mine and Wilbur's nation- it was Wilbur's nation! It was Wilbur's, which makes it all the more heartbreaking. And he decided that -- and he doesn't mean this -- but even though at the time, it was to get away from Dream, because Dream wouldn't let us do what we wanted to. He told us we had to live under his big, iron fist. But we went, "No, Dream, that's not fair, is it!" You don't think that's fair, do you, Foolish?\\
'''Foolish:''' No, no. So you were a couple revolutionary- revolutionists? Basically.\\
'''Tommy:''' People want to do what they want. So we made this nation, yeah? We made a nation and it was glorious and it was amazing. People challenged it, sure, but we got through it. And then to try and con- you really don't know this story? And then to try and consolidate our power, we held an election. Now-\\

'''Tommy:''' And Schlatt [[TheExile banished us]]. Now, we were ok when- I was ok when he banished, and I knew we would get it back. We'd talk about it. Like you said, peace was the option. But here's the thing, Foolish. Wilbur didn't want to do any more talking. He'd given up with that. Because some people aren't strong enough, alright, some people stop talking… You know the phrase "[[TheGoldenRule Treat others how you want to be treated]]", Foolish?\\

'''Tommy:''' Honestly, sometimes I don't know, myself… But this block here- ''(motions to a block of TNT)'' He used this and blew up L'Manberg and shattered it into a million pieces. Now, Wilbur, he was a good man. He is a good man, deep inside him. But he-\\

'''Tommy:''' Well, he's been a good man deep inside him, but he's been a bad guy for a very, very long time. And I know that there's still good in him, [[RousseauWasRight there's still good in everyone]], really, Foolish, even if they are all arseholes and wankers and- but…\\

'''Tommy:''' I don't. I don't really believe- that's not a thing for me, it's just that- I believe everyone's got a little bit of good in them. And I know that Wilbur had good in him, alright?\\

'''Tommy:''' Yeah, he did. Cause when we made this nation, although now he seems to claim- he claimed to me that the nation that WE BUILT TOGETHER- he claimed that it was all just a ruse, for power. Now, I think Wilbur's just being a bad guy, alright? And that's okay. We're all bad guys, everyone messes up. You learn the most from your mistakes.\\
'''Foolish:''' Oh yeah.\\
'''Tommy:''' He's made so many mistakes. So many, that have hurt so many people. But what this is, it's gonna be about- not giving him a second chance, isn't giving him a third chance, it's not about chances! Foolish. It's about making sure you don't give up on the people you care about. So I know you're still really new to this server, and I know you build lots of things, so if you ever care about someone, do not give up on them, Foolish. Don't give up on people. Because that's how you lose.
-->--Tommy teaches Foolish about the history of L'Manberg\\

'''Foolish:''' Well, I just, you know. You're a little more mature than I thought you would be. I thought you were just a loud, obnoxious, do-what-you-want, a couple muggings here and there. But no. [[HiddenDepths Maybe there's more to you than meets the eye.]]\\

'''Tommy:''' That really depends who you ask, doesn't it? You know? If you ask [[AGodAmI Dream]], he'd say I'm his little- his little play- his little toy that he plays with, you know? It doesn't… ''({{Beat}})'' Foolish, honestly, I used to consider myself the good guy, the fucking second-in-command, going around and going "Yeah! Let's do this". But recently, these past- these past like six months or so, Foolish, everything got so much harder than it was before. Because before, it was us fighting the bad guys, and it was all so clear.\\

-->--Foolish sees something in Tommy\\

-->--'''Foolish to Quackity''' about the Red Banquet

-->--'''Quackity'''\\

'''Techno:''' Yo. ''(turns to Dream)'' Dream, I got an idea. I got a- Let's ask him if he can grant a wish.\\

'''Dream:''' ''(excitedly)'' One! He's- He's gonna grant a wish?\\

'''Dream:''' WHAT?! TECHNO-\\

'''Dream:''' WHAT ARE YOU- GET US ''OUT''! What do you mean, you want a bell?!\\

'''Dream:''' ''(at the same time)'' ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''\\

'''Dream:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT A BELL? GET US- YOU HAD ''ONE WISH'', [[SkewedPriorities YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US OUT OF HERE!]] TECHNO! ''(starts hitting Techno)''\\

-->--[=DreamXD=] grants Techno's wish in prison\\

->''"What I'd like to do with all this loot, is- is take... ''(sigh; deep breath)'' So I know I- I'm never gonna... I never wanna fight again. Or if I do, I wanna fight like how I used to, I wanna have build battles, I wanna fight with people who fight like me. Y'know? I- I- I- I- I don't want people to be in full Netherite. This is war armour, and I don't need war armour now. I need battle armour, which is iron armour, I need not-Tory gear. [...] ''(digs a hole; places a chest and starts putting valuables in)'' I hate that everyone progresses now, so, so fast, I hate that. I want people to take it slow, man. And I wanna take it slow myself, I don't want any of these- well, I'll take Drista's knife, but that's it. ''(hovers over the Axe of Peace)'' This one's the sign. 'Cause we all hate change here, man. But now it's changed by itself, it's... People don't battle anymore, and that's good. The Axe of Peace is the final one, that makes people go "Hey... we're not fighting anymore." ''(places the Axe of Peace in the chest; fills in the hole)'' [[TemptingFate Hopefully I never, EVER have to dig this back up.]]"''
-->--'''Tommy'''\\

'''Tubbo:''' Well, I can't take ''all'' the credit, obviously, but-\\
'''Wilbur:''' Oh, yeah, the ''fucking'' ghost, who ca- You ''rebuilt'' this! Bro, you-\\

'''Wilbur:''' Fuck a grave! I was ''so'' pressed about not having a grave- Screw a grave! I built something that you loved, that you wanted to preserve! That's...\\

'''Wilbur:''' Tubbo, that's worth more to me than a grave. That's worth more to me than this shrine. That's worth more to me than- Tubbo, this is probably the best gift I've ever been given, just this knowledge that you actually cared enough to rebuild this community, after it fell.
-->--Wilbur meets with Tubbo on the one year anniversary of L'Manburg's independence\\

->'''Wilbur:''' I'm not gonna hurt you again. I'm not gonna, you know... I know- I know you had that- You- At [[TraumaButton the Festival. With Technoblade]]. I never spoke to you properly about this.\\

-->--Wilbur brings up the Red Festival\\

'''Wilbur:''' Tubbo, I... I ''really'' appreciate it. And I mean that. Genuinely. I appreciate it. And I'm gonna go out... And I'm gonna prove to you that I'm- that I'm worth being trusted again. I promise. I'll do it. I'll do it! I'll redeem myself! And you'll- You'll-\\
'''Tubbo:''' ''(shakily)'' [[PastExperienceNightmare You know I still have dreams, right?]] Of the explosion? And- And of the fireworks. And... And all of it! I- I still vividly see ''all'' of it, every day. It ''hurts!'' It hurts a ''lot'', Wilbur.\\
'''Wilbur:''' Tubbo, I know, I- Tubbo, Tubbo, Tubbo, Tubbo, please, I- I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I- Sorry- it feels like such a weak word. I feel like there's nothing stronger that I can say. And I- And I- I understand what you mean about how my actions need to reflect it, and they will. Give me time. I'm gonna- I'm gonna make something. I'm gonna make something of this. And I'm gonna... ''({{Beat}})'' Tubbo, [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre do you know how]] ''[[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre fucking]]'' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre strong you are?]] And I'm not- I'm not just saying that, I've alr- I've got your forgiveness, and I know I need to earn your trust, but man, I just wanna let you know that... You're ''so'' strong, man. Genuinely. Just the fact that you proved to me just there, that you... you have these memories, you have these nightmares, and you still found it in your heart to forgive me, that... You're a fucking champion, man. You're a hero.
-->--Tubbo opens up\\

->'''Techno:''' Stop, stop, stop, I'm low health, I'm low health- I got information. I got information. Stop.\\

'''Techno:''' [...] I've got a pretty great information, actually. [[HoldingTheFloor The- The best information, bro]], there's things you wanna know? About uh- the rest of the world? 'Cause I've travelled far, I've travelled wide, I know things like- that can threaten your [...] empire or something- you always got an empire or something, bro, it's just- it's in your nature.\\
'''Quackity:''' Technoblade, I'm gonna tell you one thing. One thing I went through was death. [[ItsPersonal When you killed me, you think I was just gonna forget about it?]] Think I was...\\

'''Quackity:''' ...just gonna walk away- you think I was just gonna walk away and forget about it?\\

'''Quackity:''' I'll tell you something, Techno, I'll tell you something, alright? [[CallBack In the same way you did it]]- ''(switches to a diamond pickaxe and [[LaughingMad chuckles]])'' I have a [[PowerfulPick pickaxe]].\\

'''Quackity:''' And I'll put it. [[IronicEcho THROUGH YOUR FUCKING TEETH, TECHNO!]] I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR FU-\\
'''Techno:''' ''(runs away from Quackity)'' '''''HOLD ON!''''' [[RapidFireNo NONONO]]- ''(is teleported out using the [[ChekhovsGun Ender Pearl Stasis Chamber]]; disappears from the cell)''\\

'''Dream:''' [[NotMeThisTime I-I didn't do anything.]]
-->--Quackity [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome tries]] to get revenge\\

->'''Dream:''' Look, you ''can't'' tell Quackity. If you tell Quackity, I'm ''dead!'' You promised me before, you promised me! You know- Look, I was looking at you when Quackity was about to kill, and you screamed Quackity's name. You were gonna stop him, so you ''know'' you don't want me dead.\\

'''Dream:''' 'Cause you ''know'' you need the r- If I'm dead, then ''everyone'' else, when they die, they're dead forever.\\

'''Dream:''' So if- If he kills me, then- then... Then if- then if you die, then you're dead forever. Or if ''Tommy'' dies, he's dead forever.\\

'''Dream:''' ''(exasperated)'' No, you won't. Look, I can't- I can't be telling people about the book! If I tell people about the book, then- I dunno, everyone becomes too powerful. What if the wrong person knows it? I'm the perfect person to know.\\

'''Dream:''' [[WellIntentionedExtremist I don't think that I'm a]] ''[[WellIntentionedExtremist bad]]'' [[WellIntentionedExtremist guy...]]\\

'''Dream:''' Well, I think, y'know... Good people do bad things... I think, y'know-\\

'''Sam:''' [[ArmourPiercingQuestion So what you did to Tommy?]] [[NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist You were just a good guy, doing a bad thing?]] Making a ''mistake?''\\

-->--Sam finds Dream still in prison

->'''Sam:''' Guess what, Dream? Guess what, guess what happened to the courtyard? I sealed it up. I sealed it up! Yeah, I sealed it up, you know ''why'' I sealed it up, Dream? Because it was a ''security flaw!'' Because it was a security flaw, Dream! That's why I sealed it up! And the prisoner didn't ''need'' to see the light, remember?! Oh and the steak?! Remember the steak, remember the potatoes, the steak?! The cows! I was gonna cook the cows!\\
'''Dream:''' ...[[{{Hypocrite}} Well, I didn't know]] ''[[{{Hypocrite}} I]]'' [[{{Hypocrite}} was gonna end up here.]]\\

'''Dream:''' Yeah... Well, that's 'cause I said to, you can- You can undo it!\\
'''Sam:''' Guess I ''could...'' ''({{Beat}})'' I can't believe this, Dream. I... Every- everything you hate about the prison was ''your'' idea. You should exp- You should- Y'know what? Y'know what, I'm ''glad!'' I'm glad you haven't seen the light in a while! This was literally- this was literally the experience ''you wanted'' for the prisoners. You- you... This is- [[HoistByHisOwnPetard You made this bed! Literally!]] I may have built it, I may have engineered it, but it was- You were the one that wanted- You- You know what you put Tommy through! This is... I don't even think this is as bad! You should be ''thankful!'' You wanted this to be for Tommy, Dream. You and me ''both'' know it. We both know- You told me to build this so you could put Tommy in here, didn't you? That's why you wanted people to be able to visit, that way you could ''flaunt'' Tommy, who you've got stuck in a cell, in front of everyone. That's why you wanted people to be able to visit. That's why you didn't want the courtyard, because you didn't ''want'' that for Tommy. And you didn't want him to have a good place to live, you didn't want him to have good food, because you- You wanted to give him ''raw potatoes!'' You didn't want to give him steak! You just wanted him to have a HORRIBLE life in here! So... [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Keep it for yourself, Dream.]] You... You ''deserve'' this.
-->--Sam rips into Dream\\

-->--'''Ponk''' reminiscing over L'Manberg on November 16th, a year after the Season 1 finale

->'''Quackity:''' Seek successful revenge because if you fail, the consequences are going to be bitter. You know, when seeking revenge, it's quite easy to get caught up in the possible rewards even before you obtain them, but if revenge is failed, you ''will'' pay the price. That's why you have to know the objective of your revenge and then you gotta plan it out in your head and then you gotta organize a bunch of people to do the plan and--\\
'''Slime:''' [[WasItReallyWorthIt Is it worth it?]]\\

'''Slime:''' I've been watching for a long time--one person lashes out and then the other does, until they're both gone. From what I've seen, [[CycleOfRevenge it feels like people don't stop taking that revenge]]. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Is it ever worth it?]]\\

'''Quackity:''' ''(quietly)'' [[LittleNo No.]] No, it's not.
-->--Week 11 of Quackity's lessons to Slime\\

->'''Quackity:''' [[LegacySeeker Legacy is all you leave behind in this world.]] ''(looks at Las Nevadas and turns to Slime)'' Look at this place. Look at all these places. When you die, the only thing you leave behind is what you did in this life... and, for me, I haven't kept friends, my enemies will eventually move on to something else... I think... my legacy is Las Nevadas, and that's why I care for it so much. Legacy is all you leave behind.\\

-->--'''Purpled''' on Las Nevadas\\

'''Quackity:''' Sa- Sapnap! Sapnap!\\

'''Quackity:''' ''(stunned)'' What- Sapnap, what-?\\

'''Quackity:''' How'd- how'd you find your way in here? ''(laughing in disbelief)'' What- what are you doing here? Sapnap! \\

'''Quackity:''' Yeah! No, no, no, I've been- ''(looks around the place)'' I've been- I've been working on it, for- for quite… Sapnap, how are you?
-->--The Quacknap Reunion\\

'''Karl:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT]] [[WhamLine HISTORY?!]]
-->--The state of Karl's memory deterioration is revealed\\

->'''Quackity:''' ''({{sarcastic clapping}})'' Great, great, ''great'' job, Karl. Great fucking job. ''(moves closer)'' I still have the audacity to come here and fucking try to get ''along'' with you guys, and ''this'' is the kind of bullshit you greet me with? [[StepfordSnarker Good fucking job…!]]\\

'''Quackity:''' ''(in disbelief)'' I've been working-! Everything I've done in my entire life here is can- ''(stammers)'' is because I fucking ''worked'' for it, Karl! I've worked for it! ''Alone!'' I got here ''alone!'' I'm ''alone'' now! You realize that I've been working on everything ''myself'', Karl?!\\

'''Quackity:''' I'll- I'll- [[ThenLetMeBeEvil I'll live to your standards!]]\\
'''Sapnap:''' Calm down, guys-! Guys! Calm down-! ''(steps in front of Karl)''\\

'''Karl:''' ''You got me killed!'' What, I-\\

'''Quackity:''' WHY- WHAT THE FUCK WAS EL RAPIDS, KARL?! You worked with me on that! ''Fuck you'', Karl! ''Fuck you!'' ''(goes after Karl)'' I've been doing everything on my own! I don't fucking need you and I don't fucking need everyone!
-->--[[SecondActBreakup Both sides lash out horribly]]\\

'''Quackity:''' NO! No, Purpled, no--\\

'''Slime:''' ''(not moving)'' [[ItHasBeenAnHonor Thank you...for showing me what it's like, to be human.]]\\

'''Slime:''' Maybe I almost was--\\

-->--Slime reverts to a dormant state

'''Dream:''' No! What?! Wait, Techno, they added- they added glass here, so it sets off the alarm.\\
'''Techno:''' I did- I did notice that there was- there was this... slight... addition to the prison. ''(looks at the observers surrounding the glass blocks)'' Uh, that-\\

'''Dream:''' How did y- How did you get in?\\

-->--Techno finds Dream\\

'''Dream:''' Are we sure- Are we sure this is the only way?\\

'''Techno:''' Alright, but this- The alarm's gonna go off when I do this, so we're gonna have to act fast-\\
'''Dream:''' Yeah, how- How am I... Wait, what's the plan after this?\\

'''Techno:''' Anyways, my fire resistance is runnin' out and I actually don't have that much, so, uh- ''(sets off the TNT)'' Here we go!\\
'''Dream:''' Oh God...\\

-->--Dream's GreatEscape\\

->'''Sam:''' ''([[HostageSituation holding Ranboo hostage]])'' Dream, come on! I'll- I- Come here, Dream! Or he dies.\\

'''Dream:''' Who's this horse? I'm on this horse. I'm-\\

'''Techno:''' You got the wrong hostage. [[MoralityPet I care-]]\\

'''Techno:''' [[BigNo NO!]]\\

'''Techno:''' ''(splashes himself with multiple potions)'' That's it. [[LetsGetDangerous We're gamin'.]] We're gamin'. ''(starts fighting Bad and Sam)'' Oh God, he gappled-\\

-->--[[KillTheCutie Ranboo]] is KilledOffForReal\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(steps backwards; shakily)'' Stand- stand back...\\

'''Tommy:''' Why... You're meant to be in prison! It's a top sec- you- ''(stammers)''\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(moving backwards; terrified)'' No, no, please, stand back... You didn't earn it. You didn't earn ''anything.'' You stole, you manipulated, you- you- you ''killed''- Dream... ''(shaky exhale)'' One of the last times you were here, you ''killed me'' just to prove a point! You- You haven't earned ''anything!'' Stand back, alright, I've got my shield up-\\

'''Dream:''' ''(walking closer)'' [[ResurrectionDeathLoop And then I'll revive you, and then I'll kill you again, and then I'll revive you, and then I'll kill you again, and then I'll revive you, and then I'll kill you again!]]\\

'''Dream:''' Tommy, you could ''die'' right now, and no-one would know.\\

'''Dream:''' No-one would know... No-one would ''care''.\\
'''Tommy:''' Ever- dude- PEOPLE WOULD CARE, ALRIGHT?! YOU'RE ''NOT'' DOING THIS AGAIN, YOU GET IN PEOPLE'S HEADS, DREAM! ''YOU'' GET IN PEOPLE'S HEADS, ALRIGHT?!\\

-->--Tommy's not-so-happy reunion with Dream in Logstedshire\\

'''Wilbur:''' ''(quietly)'' Oh, I- You know I- I have my ways. I was just- It's so- It's so good to see you again, man, I- thank you for everything you did, for reviving me, giving me this new lease on life.\\

'''Wilbur:''' ''(after a small pause)'' Yeah... you could say that, I- I- I just- I actually just- got away from with Tommy. You remember Tommy, you haven't been in here long enough to forget ''Tommy'', have you? I mean-\\

'''Wilbur:''' Dream-\\
'''Dream:''' Wh- What are you doing?\\
'''Wilbur:''' I only have a few moments- ''(the TNT detonates, setting Wilbur on fire)'' So please, [[KnightTemplarBigBrother grant me this respite]]. \\
'''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' Wait. Waitwait-\\
'''Wilbur:''' ''(kills Dream in one hit)'' [[SuddenlyShouting DREAM!]]\\
'''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' Wait, stop, stop- ''(incomprehensible)''\\
'''Wilbur:''' [[UnstoppableRage THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!]] ''(kills Dream in one hit again)'' DREAM! \\
'''Dream:''' ''(overlapping)'' STOP-\\
'''Wilbur:''' ''(kills Dream in one hit for the third time)'' I WILL NEVER--''NEVER''--\\

'''Wilbur:''' TAKE WHAT YOU DID! \\

'''Wilbur:''' ''(dives down the water hole after Dream to kill him again)'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU. ARE. SCUM.]] ''(kills Dream in one hit as he falls from his respawn point above the hole)'' YOU ARE SCUM BENEATH MY FOOT. \\
'''Dream:''' ''(overlapping, nigh-incomprehensible)'' LEAVE ME A-\\
'''Wilbur:''' I WILL DO THIS- ''(kills Dream again)'' \\
'''Dream:''' ''([[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl high-pitched]])'' NO-\\
'''Wilbur:''' -FOR THE REST OF YOUR SENTENCE. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE END OF THIS. ''(looking genuinely anguished)'' ''[[YouMonster YOU]] '''[[YouMonster BASTARD!!!!!]]'''''
-->--Wilbur's ImagineSpot after finding out Dream almost drove Tommy to suicide in Exile

->''I...have seen so much. I've seen empires rise and fall, and their strongest people fall with them. And I've seen the weak that are left fight for scraps. But I never understood why...until you taught me. Until you took me in.''\\
''Lesson One: Humans are assholes. You told me that, Quackity from Las Nevadas. But more importantly, you showed me that when you saw me, something malleable, and all of you made me into the worst parts of each.''\\
''Lesson Two: Politics are the way to power. Use the conflicts and beliefs of people to rally them. And you did, you rallied everyone here, didn't you?''\\
''Lesson Three: Create no emotional attachments. But you didn't follow that lesson, Quackity, and I didn't either. Maybe that's why we're here. But there are more!''\\
''Lesson Four: Everything gets destroyed. Lesson Five: Trust nobody. Lesson Six: Hold your ground against authority. And Lesson Seven, Quackity from Las Nevadas? Seek successful revenge, because if you fail, the consequences will be bitter.''\\
''I will not fail. Because, Quackity from Las Nevadas, we have one thing in common through everything we've been through:''\\
''The same human ruined our lives.''\\
''Because you are not a good person. It's like you said with Lesson Eight, Quackity. Legacy is all you leave behind in this world... [[PreMortemOneLiner I hope you leave behind a good one.]]''
-->--Slime's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech towards Quackity, right before pushing him to his death

->''"Tommy, you wanna be a hero, right? You wanna be a hero. You wanna be the ''hero'' of the server. And every hero needs an origin story. Right? I mean, Franchise/{{Batman}} had his parents, Franchise/SpiderMan had Uncle Ben... [[FriendlyTarget You can have Tubbo]]."''

[[CallBack You had]] [[TraumaButton the fattest ass in my cabinet]]\\
* [[ADateWithRosiePalms starts jerking off]]*''

->''"My good old pal Fundy. He tweeted at me asking him to be his [[{{Meido}} maid]] for 24 hours. [[TemptingFate Little did he know this was gonna be the biggest. Mistake. Of his life.]] 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES H[[SoundEffectBleep ***]] JUST BY BEING MYSELF! And when I say being myself, I fully mean... [[CatGirl being myself!]]"''\\

->'''Dream:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Okay, listen, you]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucked up]]'' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness this time]].\\

->''"[[MurderByInaction You threw away my life]] for some kind of [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] sales pitch?"''

[[WebOriginal/SMPEarth An empire I once helped a friend grow to power and take over the world.]] That was fun. Simple times.\\

'''Wilbur:''' Tommy, I made an oath of not lying, now that I'm alive again... So I'm gonna come clean to you with the truth. Uh... One thing, [[WhamLine I didn't actually really care about L'Manburg]], I just cared about... Y'know, stickin' it to the man! Actually, I cared about L'Manburg for the sole reason that I could ''use'' it to stick it to the man! You ever sticked it to the man, Tommy?\\

->'''Dream:''' Listen, listen, listen, Tubbo, Tubbo. I - I- ah, well, [[FauxAffablyEvil thank you for giving me the disc.]] I just want to say that you're an idiot. You are an absolute idiot. And you have no power and you are the worst president that has ever been president-elect because you're no president at all!
->''(people protest)''
->'''Dream:''' No, listen, listen! You're not even president! You're not even president -- Quackity is more president than you! [[TheManBehindTheMan I'm more president of L'Manberg than you.]] You listen t- [[ExtremeDoormat you get pushed around by everybody on this server.]]
->'''Technoblade:''' Yeah, tell him!!
->'''Dream:''' Because you are an idiot. You are a buffoon. You are a fool, you fall for-
->'''Technoblade:''' You are a coward!
->'''Dream:''' -everything! You just gave me the one thing I needed to destroy L'Manberg! I don't CARE about L'Manberg. I don't CARE about anything; I've said this before. The only reason why I had not destroyed L'Manberg was because you had the disc! [[FalseFriend I had to be friends with you, to get the dumb disc back!]] I don't care about you. I'm not your friend. Okay? I cared about getting the disc back, and I got the disc back. I got it back. And that's-that's- that's the only thing that really matters. You can't even run your nation right. [[WhamLine RANBOO IS A TRAITOR. ONE OF YOUR MOST TRUSTED FRIENDS.]]
->''(various outbursts and denial)''
->'''Dream:''' NO, IT IS TRUE. READ THIS BOOK. READ THIS BOOK. There's his memory book. He was meeting with Techno and Tommy and told them EVERYTHING. The proof it's all his own memories! He writes it down! You can't even run your own nation correctly, Tubbo. [[WhatTheHellHero Listen. Tubbo, you, I mean you, ... L'Manberg is weaker than it's ever been, and it's because of you! You have- you have destroyed everything. You have ruined your friendships. You have ruined L'Manberg's allies. You have just- You are a horrible president, Tubbo.]]
->'''Technoblade:''' [[AndThatsTerrible YEAH, YOU SUCK TUBBO!]]
->'''Dream:''' [[WhamLine Techno. Got any withers?]]