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1	->'''FOOL!''' You made a deal with the devil! And now, you'll reap the reward! WHICH IS... ''[[CosmeticAward this]]'', reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one.
2	-->--'''Merasmus''', ''Videogame/TeamFortress2''
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4	->'''Jacob:''' We're pure, sacred boys!\
5	'''Andrew:''' Yea... we're pure in heart, we STOLE from Satan and Jesus smiles upon that!
6	-->--'''Grayfruit''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMxVvgK6Y-s&t=317s "The Binding of Isaac Co-op: Memories of Mistakes"]]
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8	->'''The Third Of The Fallen:''' What? Whaaat'ss thisss?\
9	'''The Second Of The Fallen:''' With ''us'' you play the fool, Constantine? Perilous, such behavior-\
10	'''John Constantine:''' I... I don't ''play'' the fool with... with you, pal. I ''make''... the fool... of ''you.'' You greedy... bastards... didn't stop to think, did you? You were... so bloody keen to... to get me in the bag. John Constantine, eh? What a prize. The... the Adversaries. The Lords of... the World... Below. Masters of... of lies. You were so eager to... to catch me... you got bloody careless. Should... should have checked me... out before I... signed on the dotted line, lads. [[DealWithTheDevil I sold my... my soul... to both of you pricks]].
11	-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: The Sting''
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13	->''"Dormammu! I've come to bargain!"''
14	-->-- '''Stephen Strange''', [[GroundhogDayLoop repeatedly]], ''Film/DoctorStrange2016''
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16	-> '''[[spoiler:[[EldritchAbomination Qian Ya]]]]:''' ...And what of our court? The slave-things that have already been taken into our service? [[RoyalWe We]] must be allowed to keep them. If we are to retreat into the tunnel, they must come as well.
17	-> '''Player Character:''' You are entitled to '''nothing'''. [[MyRuleFuIsStrongerThanYours By asking, you've already conceded defeat.]] [[RulesLawyer I know your laws, Queen, and I will hold you to them.]]
18	-> '''[[spoiler:Qian Ya]]:''' [[ThisCannotBe How...do you know...]]
19	-> '''Player Character:''' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You'll spend the rest of eternity wondering.]]
20	-->-- ''Videogame/ShadowrunReturns: Hong Kong,'' [[GoldenEnding Good Fortune Ending]]
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22	->'''Fate:''' And have you heard the saying "[[YouCannotFightFate You cannot cheat Fate]]"?
23	->...
24	->'''The Lady:''' He ''[[ScrewDestiny did]]'' cheat Fate. If you ''do'' cheat Fate, I do not believe it says anywhere that Fate's subsequent opinion matters.
25	-->-- ''Literature/TheLastHero''
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27	->'''Autolycus:''' So, tell me, what was it like watching the King of Thieves in action?\
28	'''Iolaus:''' From what I saw, I'm surprised you're not in prison already.\
29	'''Autolycus:''' In case you haven't noticed, I swindled two gods in one day. Now, ha-ha, I hate to toot my own horn, but, uh, toot-toot.
30	-->-- ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'', "Porkules"
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32	->"Hah! For all their supposed omnipotence, even gods can be conned!"
33	-->-- '''Galvatron II''', ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMarvel''
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35	->'''[[TheDon Crimson]]:''' Hello, {{Asmodeus}}. You don't know me, but you don't need to. All you need to know is that I have [[SecretRelationship your little jester]] here with me. [[IHaveYourWife If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want]].\
36	'''Asmodeus:''' [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith Do you have any idea]] who you are ''[[VoiceOfTheLegion FUCKING]]'' [[VoiceOfTheLegion WITH?!]]\
37	'''Stolas:''' I think it's a recording...\
38	'''Crimson:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with]]. And, oh yes, I know: ''[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu the weakest and most non-threatening]] of the [[SevenDeadlySins Sins]]''. The King who will do whatever it takes to save [[OpenSecret the worst kept secret in all of Hell]]. We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown. So be a good little ''bitch boy'' and do the thing. My lawyers will be over shortly with the [[MagicallyBindingContract contract of demands]]. You have until the Witching Hour to sign it. ''(EvilLaugh)'' Now cut. [[SuddenlyShouting I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKING MORON!!]] ''(video message ends)''\
39	''([[BurningWithAnger Asmodeus burns with anger]])''
40	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', "[[Recap/HelluvaBossS2E6Oops Oops]]"

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