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| 2 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 3 | |
| 4 | |
| 5 | [[folder:Wizard and Boomstick Quotes]] |
| 6 | ->'''Boomstick:''' He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!\ |
| 7 | '''Wiz:''' And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. |
| 8 | -->-- '''Boomstick''' and '''Wiz''', introducing Death Battle |
| 9 | |
| 10 | -> '''Wiz:''' Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities!\ |
| 11 | '''Boomstick:''' It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"'' |
| 12 | -->-- '''Wiz''' and '''Boomstick''', before the Death Battle starts. |
| 13 | |
| 14 | -> Well, that world's fucked. Our bad! |
| 15 | -->--'''Boomstick''' after Metal Sonic kills Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily in Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Wily. |
| 16 | |
| 17 | ->'''Boomstick:''' He somehow carries around a boomerang and tons of bombs, along with a hookshot which helps him zip line his way around and brings things to him. Man, that really would've helped to get that last beer all those times on the couch. Probably still be married. |
| 18 | ->'''Wiz:''' Doubt it. |
| 19 | -->-- The hosts discussing Link's arsenal and musing on the former's divorce. |
| 20 | |
| 21 | ->'''Boomstick:''' Yep. After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul... oookay... [Godzilla] gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...\ |
| 22 | '''Wiz:''' ...an attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space-Godzilla.\ |
| 23 | '''Boomstick:''' ''WHAT, Space-Godzilla?!''\ |
| 24 | '''Wiz:''' Yes, Space-Godzilla is a thing, moving on.\ |
| 25 | '''Boomstick:''' Ooh... |
| 26 | -->-- The hosts discussing '''Godzilla''' |
| 27 | |
| 28 | ->''So how did this thing come about?! 'Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is yours." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started banging tanks?!'' |
| 29 | -->-- '''Boomstick''' theorizing '''Blastoise's''' origins |
| 30 | |
| 31 | ->'''Boomstick:''' How long has [Roshi] been doin' this?\ |
| 32 | '''Wiz:''' Well, it's a little vague, but thanks to either a pet phoenix he accidentally killed or the mysterious Paradise Herb, he's just shy of 360 years old.\ |
| 33 | '''Boomstick:''' Damn! I'm just impressed he can still get it up for the girls after all that time.\ |
| 34 | '''Wiz:''' Boomstick, thaaat's... [-well, I mean, yes, I guess medically speaking it is quite impressive...-] |
| 35 | -->-- The hosts discussing Master Roshi |
| 36 | |
| 37 | ->Y'know, we’ve sent enough people to that sun, we should really have a timeshare. |
| 38 | -->-- '''Boomstick''' referring to how often combatants get [[HurlItIntoTheSun hurled into the Sun]] after Reverse Flash killed Goku Black in Goku Black vs. Reverse Flash. |
| 39 | |
| 40 | ->We've met a lot of real [[HateSink pieces of shit]] on this show Wiz, but I'm starting to think Dio [[EvilerThanThou takes the cake]]. |
| 41 | -->-- '''Boomstick''', as he and Wiz go over [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio Brando's]] background and MANY of his crossings over the MoralEventHorizon |
| 42 | [[/folder]] |
| 43 | |
| 44 | !!Character Dialogue |
| 45 | |
| 46 | [[folder:Season 1-4]] |
| 47 | |
| 48 | ->''"You're mine."'' |
| 49 | -->-- '''Samus''' [[spoiler: before she blows off Boba Fett's head.]] |
| 50 | |
| 51 | ->''"Good night, Sugar!"'' |
| 52 | -->-- [[spoiler:'''Rogue''']], after giving [[spoiler:Wonder Woman]] a kiss of death. |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->''"Nya ha! Nya ha! Nya ha! Nyaow I'm bored."'' |
| 55 | -->-- '''Taokaka''' after [[spoiler: chopping Felicia in half.]] |
| 56 | |
| 57 | ->''"You're pissing me off."'' |
| 58 | -->-- '''Spawn''' after getting tackled by Kratos. |
| 59 | |
| 60 | ->'''Shadow''': There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here.\ |
| 61 | '''Vegeta''': Well that certainly sounds like me. Um... who, and what, are you?\ |
| 62 | '''Shadow''': I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!\ |
| 63 | '''Vegeta''': Ultimate Life Form? A weird looking rat, is an Ultimate Life Form? HAHAHAHA! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: you're little on the short side if you're trying to be threatening.\ |
| 64 | '''Shadow''': Funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.\ |
| 65 | '''Vegeta''': ...You've just sealed your fate, fool. |
| 66 | -->-- Intro dialogue in ''Vegeta VS Shadow'' |
| 67 | |
| 68 | ->''"Pathetic. Before you die, let me show you a True Ultimate Life Form!"'' |
| 69 | -->--'''Vegeta''', to Shadow before transforming into a Super Saiyan. |
| 70 | |
| 71 | ->''"Tell me hedgehog, does a lab rat like you experience fear?"'' |
| 72 | -->--'''Vegeta''', in his Super Saiyan form. |
| 73 | |
| 74 | ->''"You have... no idea... who you're dealing with!"'' |
| 75 | -->--'''Shadow''', before transforming into Super Shadow |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->'''Shadow''': Behold the true power I possess!\ |
| 78 | '''Vegeta''': Wow... what a ripoff. |
| 79 | -->-- '''Vegeta''''s reaction to Super Shadow. |
| 80 | |
| 81 | ->'''Sonic''': Alright, chubby. Let's settle this!\ |
| 82 | '''Mario''': Let's-a-go! |
| 83 | -->-- '''Sonic''' and '''Mario''''s opening words to each other. |
| 84 | |
| 85 | ->''"You're too slow!"'' |
| 86 | -->--'''Sonic''' to Mega Mario. |
| 87 | |
| 88 | -> ''"Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream?"'' |
| 89 | -->--'''Starscream''' |
| 90 | |
| 91 | ->'''Starscream''': A pony? I'll crush you in an instant! Prepare to be annihilated.\ |
| 92 | '''Rainbow Dash''': You talk a lot. |
| 93 | -->-- '''Starscream''' and '''Rainbow Dash''' |
| 94 | |
| 95 | ->''"Well... I don't know. I mean, I know should love and tolerate, but..."'' |
| 96 | -->-- '''Rainbow Dash''' when Starscream begs for mercy. |
| 97 | |
| 98 | ->'''Wily''': Haha! Your minions are outmatched!\ |
| 99 | '''Eggman''': No matter. Get a load of this! |
| 100 | -->-- '''Wily''' and '''Eggman''' when Eggman's badniks are easily destroyed by Wily's robots. |
| 101 | |
| 102 | ->''"I walk a path with no end."'' |
| 103 | -->-- '''Ryu''', after [[spoiler: vaporizing Scorpion's skin off with a Shinku Hadoken. It doesn't work.]] |
| 104 | |
| 105 | ->'''Lex Luthor''': Fool. You're just like all the rest - building a suit to save the world, trying to play God. Let me tell you something, Stark! There's only man in the world meant to play such a role: Me.\ |
| 106 | '''Iron Man''': I don't know, Lex. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean... I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time, I've been playing human. |
| 107 | -->-- '''Iron Man vs. Lex Luthor''', Tony and Lex's respective back-to-back {{Badass Boast}}s |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ->'''Raiden''': Who the hell are you? Get out of my way!\ |
| 110 | '''Wolverine''': Fat chance, bub... you're next! |
| 111 | -->-- '''Wolverine vs. Raiden''' pre-fight |
| 112 | |
| 113 | ->'''Raiden''': [[WhyWontYouDie Are you some kind of cyborg?]]\ |
| 114 | '''Wolverine''': [[BadassBoast Well, my bones are made out of the strongest metal around. Does that count?]]\ |
| 115 | '''Raiden''': [[BringIt I'll just have to swing harder then!]] |
| 116 | -->-- '''Wolverine vs. Raiden''', when Wolverine recovers from Raiden's attacks |
| 117 | |
| 118 | ->'''Yang''': Hello~, no need to panic, people, just looking for someone. [[CallBack I will take a Strawberry Sunrise, though. No ice. Thanks.]]\ |
| 119 | '''Tifa''': Sorry, miss. [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I think you'd better turn yourself around and look elsewhere.]]\ |
| 120 | '''Yang''': ...so...does this mean no Sunrise...? |
| 121 | -->-- '''Yang vs. Tifa''' pre-fight |
| 122 | |
| 123 | ->'''Bayonetta''': Another wandering lost soul, I see.\ |
| 124 | '''Dante''': Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun.\ |
| 125 | '''Bayonetta''': Hmph. I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would make you either an angel... [[PreAssKickingOneLiner or a demon.]] |
| 126 | -->-- '''Dante vs. Bayonetta''' pre-fight |
| 127 | |
| 128 | ->'''Bayonetta''': [[PreMortemOneLiner This is where we part ways, love.]]\ |
| 129 | '''Dante''': [[BringIt After you.]] |
| 130 | -->-- '''Dante vs. Bayonetta''', while Dante and Bayonetta have frozen time with Quicksilver and Witch Time |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->'''Quicksilver''': Flash? The hell? What's going on?\ |
| 133 | '''Flash''': You're in the Speed Force. My Speed Force. I'm sure you feel it; the raw energy coursing all around you? This is the source of my power. [[HomeFieldAdvantage And here,]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. AM. KING!]] |
| 134 | -->-- '''Flash vs. Quicksilver''', when Flash takes the battle into the Speed Force |
| 135 | |
| 136 | ->'''Joker:''' Okay... let's, let's talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That's no fun! The cold of their skin... The blankness of their eyes... The reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions... right?\ |
| 137 | '''Sweet Tooth:''' Right... I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...\ |
| 138 | '''Joker:''' Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline... is the one you don't see coming! |
| 139 | -->-- '''The Joker vs. Sweet Tooth''', when Sweet Tooth moves in on an injured Joker |
| 140 | |
| 141 | ->'''Mewtwo:''' You are not welcome here. ''[[GetOut Leave this place.]]''\ |
| 142 | '''Shadow:''' What's your problem, freak?!\ |
| 143 | '''Mewtwo:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I know not its name. But it is black, red, and]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker very]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker annoying.]] |
| 144 | -->-- '''Mewtwo vs Shadow''', pre-fight |
| 145 | |
| 146 | -> '''Hulk:''' ''You break buildings good... [[SuperMode BUT HULK BREAK WORLDS!]]'' |
| 147 | -->-- '''Hulk vs. Doomsday''', when Hulk becomes the World Breaker |
| 148 | |
| 149 | ->'''Zoro:''' Oh! Sorry, lady. Could you point me in the way of the shipyard? I've been looking around for hours...\ |
| 150 | '''Erza:''' Aha! You're the one I'm looking for! Come peacefully and you won't be harmed.\ |
| 151 | '''Zoro:''' Sorry, I'm busy. Maybe later.\ |
| 152 | '''Erza:''' Then we'll have to do this the hard way...\ |
| 153 | '''Zoro:''' I told you I'm busy! |
| 154 | -->-- '''Roronoa Zoro vs. Erza Scarlet''', pre-fight |
| 155 | |
| 156 | ->'''Nate:''' Hey there! I'm guessing the whole "finders keepers" rule isn't gonna apply...\ |
| 157 | '''Lara:''' Cut the chit-chat! The grail's coming with me. Either walk away, or die right here. Choose wisely...\ |
| 158 | '''Nate:''' Okay, missy. First rule about me: I don't walk away. |
| 159 | -->-- '''Lara Croft vs. Nathan Drake''', pre-fight |
| 160 | |
| 161 | ->'''Hunk:''' I think I found the dinosaurs... |
| 162 | -->-- '''Power Rangers vs. Voltron''', when the Rangers call upon their Zords. |
| 163 | |
| 164 | ->'''TJ Combo''': Think you've got what it takes to beat the champ?\ |
| 165 | '''Balrog''': Heh, heh, heh... you won't even make it to Round 2, wimp!\ |
| 166 | '''Ring Announcer''': Here we go! And... '''FIGHT!!!''' |
| 167 | -->-- '''Balrog vs. TJ Combo''', pre-fight |
| 168 | |
| 169 | ->'''Balrog''': Come on, tiny! Just you and me!\ |
| 170 | '''TJ Combo''': Bring it on, asshole! |
| 171 | -->-- '''Balrog vs. TJ Combo''', after Balrog knocks out the referee |
| 172 | |
| 173 | ->'''Diana''': You! No man can enter Themyscira unannounced!\ |
| 174 | '''Thor''': Stand down, wayward maiden. This sort of thing never turns out well for women like yourself.\ |
| 175 | '''Diana''': Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me. |
| 176 | -->-- '''Thor vs. Wonder Woman''', pre-fight |
| 177 | |
| 178 | ->'''Sephiroth''': Hmmm... you are powerful. I can see it.\ |
| 179 | '''Vergil''': Who are you?\ |
| 180 | '''Sephiroth''': Your despair. |
| 181 | -->-- '''Sephiroth vs. Vergil''', pre-fight |
| 182 | |
| 183 | ->'''Sephiroth''': Behold: the truth.\ |
| 184 | '''Vergil''': What is that?!\ |
| 185 | '''Sephiroth''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Super. Nova.]] I saw you could pierce the fabric of our dimension, so I cast an illusion to disguise this. Witness oblivion. |
| 186 | -->-- '''Sephiroth vs. Vergil''', when Sephiroth performs Supernova |
| 187 | [[/folder]] |
| 188 | |
| 189 | [[folder:Season 5]] |
| 190 | ->'''Black Panther''': To challenge a king is to face the might of his people!\ |
| 191 | '''Batman''': I'll give them something to fear. |
| 192 | -->-- '''Black Panther vs. Batman''', pre-fight |
| 193 | |
| 194 | ->''"The strong shall hunt the weak. That is the law of nature! '''And my rule is law!'''"'' |
| 195 | -->-- '''Black Panther''' as he [[spoiler:beats down and kills Batman]] |
| 196 | |
| 197 | ->'''Joseph''': "'''[[LargeHam OH]] [[GratuitousEnglish NOOOO]]!!'''" |
| 198 | -->-- '''Kenshiro vs Jotaro''' pre-fight, as Joseph notices Kenshiro driving towards him and Jotaro |
| 199 | |
| 200 | ->'''Jotaro''': If you wanna go... I'll take you on.\ |
| 201 | '''Kenshiro''': Pick the place. It will be where you die.\ |
| 202 | '''Jotaro''': You've got some balls! |
| 203 | -->--'''Kenshiro vs Jotaro''', pre-fight. Note that lines are spoken in Japanese with English subtitles. |
| 204 | |
| 205 | ->"[[YouAreAlreadyDead You're already dead.]]" |
| 206 | -->-- '''[[TropeNamer Kenshiro]]''' [[spoiler: as he reveals he struck one of Jotaro's pressure points, sealing Jotaro's fate.]] |
| 207 | |
| 208 | ->"[[BigWhat NANI?!]]" |
| 209 | -->-- '''Jotaro''', in response to the above. [[spoiler: It's the last thing Jotaro says before his death.]] |
| 210 | |
| 211 | ->'''Sora:''' So, who's rear am I kicking this time?\ |
| 212 | '''Pit:''' [[MythologyGag Sorry to keep you waiting!]] |
| 213 | -->-- '''Sora vs. Pit''', pre-fight. |
| 214 | |
| 215 | ->'''Leon''': What are you doing? No-one's supposed to be here!\ |
| 216 | '''Frank''': Never stopped me before, pal! |
| 217 | -->-- '''Leon vs Frank''', pre-fight. |
| 218 | |
| 219 | ->'''Leon''': Give it up, man! You can't keep up with me!\ |
| 220 | '''Frank''': You wanna bet? [[MemeticMutation I've covered wars, ya know!]]\ |
| 221 | '''Leon''': That's nice, but... [[BadassBoast I've fought in them.]] |
| 222 | -->-- Partway through '''Leon vs Frank''', they make this exchange. |
| 223 | |
| 224 | ->'''Doctor Fate''': '''''Stephen Strange'''''. It has come to my attention that there are two Sorcerer Supremes in this existence. [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne I am here to resolve this embarrassment.]]\ |
| 225 | '''Doctor Strange''': I see somebody needs a lesson in manners... |
| 226 | -->-- '''Doctor Strange vs Doctor Fate''', pre-fight. |
| 227 | |
| 228 | ->'''Jack''': Your sword smells of blood...\ |
| 229 | '''Afro''': ...so does yours. |
| 230 | -->-- '''Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai''', pre-fight. |
| 231 | |
| 232 | ->'''Optimus''': [[BadassBoast Vile Decepticon, I have been in battle for countless eons!]] |
| 233 | -->-- '''Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam''', mid-fight as Optimus mistakes the Gundam for a Decepticon. |
| 234 | |
| 235 | ->'''Amuro''': Not bad... [[BadassBoast I'm just better.]]\ |
| 236 | '''Optimus''': I must stand... So you shall ''fall!'' |
| 237 | -->-- '''Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam''', [[spoiler: mere moments before the finishing blow.]] |
| 238 | |
| 239 | ->'''Daredevil''': I know you're there. You can leave now, or I can drag you out. It's your choice.\ |
| 240 | '''Nightwing''': [[DeadpanSnarker Ooohhh, I'm shakin' in my boots...]] especially looking at the "prince of darkness". But that case over there is part of an investigation I've been working, so why don't you hand it over and I'll get it out of your horns?\ |
| 241 | '''Daredevil''': ...\ |
| 242 | '''Nightwing''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner ...is that a "no", then?]] |
| 243 | -->-- '''Nightwing vs Daredevil''', pre-fight. |
| 244 | |
| 245 | ->'''Mario:''' Hello? That's-a mine!\ |
| 246 | '''Sonic:''' Finders keepers, pal! |
| 247 | -->--'''Mario vs. Sonic (2018)''', pre-fight. |
| 248 | |
| 249 | ->'''Sonic:''' Oh, shoot.\ |
| 250 | '''Mario:''' Ah, mamma-mia. |
| 251 | -->--'''Mario vs. Sonic (2018)''', [[spoiler:as Hyper Sonic, Rainbow Mario, and the Wing Cap all expire simultaneously in orbit.]] |
| 252 | |
| 253 | ->'''Ultron:''' Hello, everyone. I'll accept your unconditional surrender now!\ |
| 254 | '''Sigma:''' At the risk of sounding cliche... YouAndWhatArmy\ |
| 255 | '''Ultron:''' Heh... |
| 256 | -->--'''Ultron vs. Sigma''', pre-fight |
| 257 | |
| 258 | ->'''Ultron:''' [[BadassBoast Your reign is a delusion. You're all just puppets on strings...]] Die! ''[kicks Sigma's head off]''\ |
| 259 | '''Sigma:''' ''[as his head falls down a chasm]'' Hehehehe...\ |
| 260 | '''Hell Sigma:''' [[IllKillYou I'll tear out your circuits...]] '''''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner and bathe in your oil!]]''''' |
| 261 | -->--'''Ultron vs. Sigma''', before Hell Sigma unleashes a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown. |
| 262 | |
| 263 | ->'''Hell Sigma:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Prepare to be extinguished!]]\ |
| 264 | '''Ultron:''' What gall. Lucky for me, I'm my own best backup. ''[Ultron-7 destroys a nearby wall to reveal himself]''\ |
| 265 | '''Ultron-7:''' '''''YOU'RE MINE!''''' |
| 266 | -->--'''Ultron vs. Sigma''', right before Ultron-7 and Hell Sigma clash. |
| 267 | |
| 268 | ->'''Sigma:''' You are powerful, possibly moreso than I. ''[the Sigma Virus begins infecting Ultron]'' But this battle was never about the physical... My infection is complete! '''You belong to me!'''\ |
| 269 | '''Ultron:''' ''[snickers]'' Oh, please. ''[instantly dispels the Sigma Virus]''\ |
| 270 | '''Sigma:''' What? What's this?! ''[Ultron begins assimilating Sigma at a much faster rate]'' '''[[BigNo NO! NOOO--]]''' ''[the assimilation is complete, turning the Sigma Virus into an extension of Ultron]''\ |
| 271 | '''Ultron:''' '''''[[BondOneLiner Everything belongs to me.]]''''' |
| 272 | -->--'''Ultron vs. Sigma''', during their BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind - which Ultron wins. |
| 273 | |
| 274 | ->'''Jiriya:''' Who's this geezer?\ |
| 275 | '''Roshi:''' Hey, fuzz-for-brains! Where are the pictures? It's just words in here! ''[throws a book to the ground and begins stomping on it]''\ |
| 276 | '''Jiriya:''' Pictures? YouFool Words paint a thousand beautiful pictures all by themselves!\ |
| 277 | ''[several blows are traded]''\ |
| 278 | '''Roshi:''' Jeez, don't take it personally! Not like you wrote the damn thing!\ |
| 279 | '''Jiriya:''' ''But I '''did!''' '' |
| 280 | -->--'''Jiriya vs. Roshi''' gets started over a few insults. |
| 281 | |
| 282 | ->'''Gamabunta:''' Jiriya, you buffoon! What's this about?\ |
| 283 | '''Jiriya:''' Hey there! Can you buy me some time?\ |
| 284 | '''Gamabunta:''' What!? I'm not your servant! I'm the chief toOHWOAH-!\ |
| 285 | '''Roshi:''' Get... off... my... lawn! |
| 286 | -->--'''Jiriya vs. Roshi''', as Gamabunta is summoned to the battle |
| 287 | [[/folder]] |
| 288 | |
| 289 | [[folder:Season 6]] |
| 290 | ->'''Widowmaker:''' What makes you think you could sneak up on me?\ |
| 291 | '''Black Widow:''' I'm a goddamn Avenger! |
| 292 | -->--'''Black Widow vs. Widowmaker''', as the fight reaches close-quarters |
| 293 | |
| 294 | ->'''Ben 10:''' ''[as Alien X]'' This is Alien X. [[RealityWarper He controls all of reality]]. This is over.\ |
| 295 | '''Green Lantern''': I don't care ''what'' kinda power you've got! |
| 296 | -->--'''Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern''', as Hal's willpower counters Alien X's attempt to erase him from reality. |
| 297 | |
| 298 | ->'''Weiss Schnee''': How strong ''are'' you?\ |
| 299 | '''Mitsuru Kirijo''': Strong enough! |
| 300 | -->--'''Weiss vs. Mitsuru''', as Mitsuru resummons Artemisia to heal herself. [[spoiler:Weiss' line doubles as her last words.]] |
| 301 | |
| 302 | ->'''Johnny Cage''': You know what they say... All's fair in show business!\ |
| 303 | '''Captain Falcon''': ''Nobody'' says that! |
| 304 | -->--'''Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon''', after Johnny Cage [[GroinAttack punches Captain Falcon in the nuts]]. |
| 305 | |
| 306 | ->'''Ghost Rider (as Zarathos)''': '''LOBO OF CZARNIA! YOUR SINS ARE INNUMERABLE! I AM HERE TO WREAK VENGEANCE ''UPON YOUR SOUL!''''' |
| 307 | -->-- '''Ghost Rider vs. Lobo''' when Zarathos [[spoiler:captures Lobo's soul to subject him to the Penance Stare.]] |
| 308 | |
| 309 | ->'''Dracula''': You're right. You're not a man. You're a pig. Let me hear you squeal. |
| 310 | -->-- '''Ganon vs. Dracula''' Dracula, [[spoiler: moments before killing Ganon.]] |
| 311 | |
| 312 | ->'''Deadpool''': ''What?!'' Where'd you get that?!\ |
| 313 | '''The Mask''': Ohhhh, Jack...! '''I'M ALREADY WEARING IT!''' |
| 314 | -->-- '''Deadpool vs. The Mask''', when The Mask [[spoiler:holds up a second Continuity Stone.]] |
| 315 | |
| 316 | ->'''Deadpool''': ...''fuck you''. |
| 317 | -->-- '''Deadpool vs. The Mask'''; DP's only response to [[spoiler:Mask's ''Cuban Pete'' chainsaw rampage.]] |
| 318 | |
| 319 | ->'''Might Guy''': Ahahahaha, so cool! The amazing costume, those bursting muscles, that magnificent hair! You must be a worthy opponent... For an arm wrestling contest!\ |
| 320 | '''All Might''': I accept your challenge! |
| 321 | -->--'''All Might vs. Might Guy''', how the fight begins: Guy challenges All Might to an arm wrestling contest. |
| 322 | |
| 323 | ->'''Might Guy:''' [[WorthyOpponent Good fight]]. [[BlackComedy Let's do it... again]]... |
| 324 | -->--'''All Might vs. Might Guy'''; [[spoiler:after Might Guy finishes off All Might with Night Guy, shortly before succumbing to the cost of opening the Eighth Gate.]] |
| 325 | [[/folder]] |
| 326 | |
| 327 | [[folder:Season 7]] |
| 328 | ->'''Goro''': Face death... like a warrior!\ |
| 329 | '''Machamp''': [[PokemonSpeak Ma-]]''[[PokemonSpeak champ]]''!\ |
| 330 | '''Goro''': (annoyed) Stop ''saying'' that!\ |
| 331 | '''Machamp''': Champ...\ |
| 332 | '''Goro''': You're no champ! ''I'' am! The Champion of Mortal Kombat! |
| 333 | -->--'''Goro vs. Machamp''' |
| 334 | |
| 335 | ->'''Obi-Wan:''' Another happy landing. (approaches Kakashi watching from from a tree) Hello there!\ |
| 336 | '''Kakashi:''' Hold it. You're in Konoha territory, and I have some questions, if you'll come with me.\ |
| 337 | '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You want to go home and keep reading your book.]]\ |
| 338 | '''Kakashi:''' I want to go home and keep reading my book. (Obi-Wan turns and prepares to leave) After I '''kick your ass'''! |
| 339 | -->--'''Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Kakashi''', pre-fight |
| 340 | |
| 341 | ->'''Obi-Wan:''' Had enough?\ |
| 342 | '''Kakashi:''' Well now. You've fallen for the deadliest strategem we ninja know: One Thousand Years of Death!\ |
| 343 | '''Obi-Wan:''' Don't try it! I have the high-- (gets [[AssShove kancho'd]] by Kakashi) |
| 344 | -->--'''Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Kakashi''', after Kakashi is knocked into a crater |
| 345 | |
| 346 | ->'''Beerus:''' [[LostFoodGrievance It's unwise to vaporize a god's dessert]].\ |
| 347 | '''Sailor Galaxia:''' Ahahahahaha! Witness my infinite power! (''pokes Beerus in the eye, sending him flying off into the distance and blows on her fingertips'')\ |
| 348 | '''Beerus:''' ''(suddenly reappears next to her)'' So, you have chosen ''death''. |
| 349 | -->--'''Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia''', after Galaxia blows up the Earth, destroying Beerus' ice cream in the process. |
| 350 | |
| 351 | ->'''Galaxia:''' Ridiculous! '''''Perish!!'''''\ |
| 352 | '''Beerus:''' '''''Hakai!!''''' |
| 353 | -->--'''Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia''', resisting each other's "destruction" attacks. |
| 354 | |
| 355 | ->'''Sailor Galaxia:''' What?! That's... ''impossible!'' |
| 356 | ->'''Beerus:''' Now you're catching on. ''I '''am''' the impossible!!'' |
| 357 | -->--'''Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia''', [[spoiler:just after Beerus retrieves his own Star Seed and just ''before'' he blasts Galaxia into a black hole.]] |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->'''Sonic:''' You think you can outrun '''moi?'''\ |
| 360 | '''Wally:''' I'm the fastest man alive.\ |
| 361 | '''Sonic:''' Oh yeah, cherry-flavoured chump? I'm the fastest '''THING''' alive! |
| 362 | -->--'''Flash vs. Sonic''', as the two are racing across the Cosmic Interstate. |
| 363 | |
| 364 | ->'''Jon Talbain''': I'm no monster, but tonight, I'll make an exception! |
| 365 | -->--'''Sabrewulf vs. Jon Talbain''', [[spoiler:right before the latter pulls a brutal assault to finish off the former]]. |
| 366 | |
| 367 | ->'''Church:''' End of the line, Reds. |
| 368 | ->'''Sarge:''' Dirty Blue! For the first time in history, you're exactly right! Today is a good day to die! '''Charge!''' |
| 369 | -->--'''Red vs. Blue''', right before Sarge, Grif, Donut, and Lopez attack Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex. |
| 370 | [[/folder]] |
| 371 | |
| 372 | [[folder:Season 8]] |
| 373 | ->'''Yoda:''' Proof, you are, that size matters not! |
| 374 | ->'''Mickey:''' Right back at ya, pal! |
| 375 | -->--'''Yoda vs. King Mickey''', during/following a Pearl bombardment from Mickey |
| 376 | |
| 377 | ->'''Ryūko:''' Hey! You cut me off, you asshat! |
| 378 | ->'''Shadow:''' Hmph... who cares? |
| 379 | ->'''Senketsu:''' Ryūko, maybe we should-- |
| 380 | ->'''Ryūko:''' Oh, yeah?! |
| 381 | -->--'''Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi''', right after Shadow speeds by Ryuko, who in a fit of rage leaps at Shadow with her Scissor Blades |
| 382 | |
| 383 | ->'''Ryūko:''' [[CallBack Sayonara]], [[PrecisionFStrike dipshit!]] |
| 384 | ->'''Shadow:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''''' |
| 385 | -->--'''Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi''', as Shadow retaliates following Ryūko's attempted PreMortemOneLiner |
| 386 | |
| 387 | ->'''Lex Luthor:''' Oh? A visitor?\ |
| 388 | '''Doctor Doom:''' Mr. Luthor. Your company has invaluable resources for the people of Latveria. I will be seizing them.\ |
| 389 | '''Lex Luthor:''' Latveria? What an exquisite place... to start a corporatocracy! |
| 390 | -->--'''Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom''', after Doom teleports into a Lexcorp laboratory |
| 391 | |
| 392 | ->'''Doctor Doom:''' Hmph. A mechanical replica?\ |
| 393 | '''Lex Luthor:''' It's called a Lexbot, you knuckle-dragging buffoon.\ |
| 394 | '''Doctor Doom:''' Its design is rather ingenious. Not as ingenious as mine, of course. But enough talk, let us end these charades.\ |
| 395 | '''Lex Luthor:''' With pleasure. |
| 396 | -->--'''Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom''', after Doom destroys a Lexbot, forcing Luthor himself to enter the fray. |
| 397 | |
| 398 | ->'''Ringmaster:''' Welcome to the final match of the international collaboration between the Iron Fist and King of Fighters tournaments! The prize? Sole ownership of both the Mishima Zaibatsu and the Howard Connection, ohoho! Eh, flagrant disregard of antitrust laws, but okay! Let's go to our fighters: Heihachi Mishima! And his opponent, Geese Howard! |
| 399 | ->'''Heihachi:''' "Foolish whelp, come to die?" (Translated from Japanese) |
| 400 | ->'''Geese:''' Mishima, your nightmare begins! |
| 401 | -->--'''Heihachi Mishima vs. Geese Howard''', as Heihachi and Geese come face to face before their bout. |
| 402 | |
| 403 | ->'''Iron Man:''' Hey, Bats... Now, I can respect a man with a healthy sense of paranoia and billions to spare, but [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve]] and [[ComicBook/BlackWidow Nat]] are ''really'' up my ass about this: take the Watchtower offline now... Bruce. |
| 404 | ->'''Batman:''' You don't want this fight, Tony. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life. |
| 405 | -->--'''Batman vs. Iron Man''', as the fight begins when Batman refuses to comply with Iron Man's demands. |
| 406 | |
| 407 | ->'''Batman:''' What did you expect? I... am Batman. |
| 408 | ->'''Iron Man:''' And I... am Iron Man. |
| 409 | -->--'''Batman vs. Iron Man''', when the Hellbat faces off against the Godbuster. |
| 410 | |
| 411 | ->'''Iron Man:''' I've got a suit for everything, Bats! Including busting wannabe gods like you! |
| 412 | ->'''Batman:''' [[VerbThis Bust this.]] |
| 413 | -->--'''Batman vs. Iron Man''', as the Hellbat battles the Iron Legion. |
| 414 | |
| 415 | ->'''Goku Black:'''/'''Reverse Flash:''' WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD!? |
| 416 | -->--'''Goku Black vs. Reverse Flash''', after both combatants kill each other's past selves only to see it didn't actually RetGone the other. |
| 417 | |
| 418 | ->'''Reverse Flash:''' Sorry, ''was that important''? |
| 419 | -->--'''Goku Black vs. Reverse Flash''', Reverse Flash's line after he [[spoiler: destroys Goku Black's time ring.]] |
| 420 | |
| 421 | ->'''[=DIO=]:''' You interrupted my dinner. |
| 422 | ->'''Alucard:''' Funny, I was just thinking of having ''mine''. |
| 423 | ->'''[=DIO=]:''' Then by all means, take a bite... |
| 424 | -->--'''[=DIO=] vs. Alucard''', after Alucard interrupts DIO's killing spree. |
| 425 | |
| 426 | ->'''[=DIO=]:''' What the hell are you?! |
| 427 | ->'''Alucard:''' [[BadassBoast A real]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged vampire]]! |
| 428 | -->--'''[=DIO=] vs. Alucard''', after Alucard releases Restraint Level 0. |
| 429 | |
| 430 | ->'''Shao Kahn:''' YourSoulIsMine |
| 431 | ->'''Akuma:''' [[BigNo NO!]] The Satsui no Hado is MINE! |
| 432 | -->--'''Akuma vs. Shao Kahn''', right before Akuma unleashes [[SuperpoweredEvilSide Oni]]. |
| 433 | |
| 434 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Cabbage Merchant]]:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} My Cabbages!]] [[LampshadeHanging I'll never be safe!]] |
| 435 | -->--'''Korra vs. Storm''', when the Cabbage Merchant's cart gets carried off by Storm's hurricane. |
| 436 | |
| 437 | ->'''Saitama:''' ''(thinking)'' Could this be? My heart's beating so fast... My muscles are aching - I can feel them again! |
| 438 | ->'''Popeye:''' That's all I can stands, cause I can't stands no more! |
| 439 | ->'''Saitama:''' ''(thinking)'' I never thought it would happen! A serious fight... I found it!! Thank you... weird spinach mascot. |
| 440 | -->--'''Saitama vs. Popeye''', after fighting so fierce it causes no less than four {{Art Shift}}s. |
| 441 | [[/folder]] |
| 442 | |
| 443 | [[folder:Season 9]] |
| 444 | ->'''Homelander''': [[FauxAffablyEvil Howdy, neighbor! Cocoa? It's warm~!]] You know, Nolan... Homelander is more than just a superhero. It might be cynical to say this, but he's, uh... a brand. And it's very important to me that that brand... means something. And if I'm playing second-fiddle to some goddamn alien... tch. What's really the point, right? What do you think... ''Debbie?'' (''Cut to a shot of Debbie, now a charred skeleton'') Aw, she's shy. So, do we have an understanding? Get the fuck out of my country. |
| 445 | ->'''Omni-Man''': [[TranquilFury I'm going to feed you your own heart.]] |
| 446 | -->---'''Omni-Man vs. Homelander''', after the latter threatens the former after [[KickTheDog murdering his wife.]] |
| 447 | |
| 448 | ->'''Omni-Man''': [[NotHyperbole Remember what I promised you...]]? Now ''swallow''. |
| 449 | -->---'''Omni-Man vs. Homelander''', the former making good on his threat after [[{{Jawbreaker}} crushing Homelander's lower jaw]] and [[AndShowItToYou ripping out his heart]]. |
| 450 | |
| 451 | ->'''Magneto:''' ''Poor child...'' |
| 452 | -->---'''Magneto vs. Tetsuo''', moments before the former destroys the latters Ego Collapse form |
| 453 | |
| 454 | ->'''James Bond''': What can I get you, mate? Drinks are on me. |
| 455 | ->'''John Wick''': I prefer to be alone. |
| 456 | ->'''James Bond''': Unfortunately, I wasn't asking... Baba Yaga. Now, you can come with me, or we can do this here. |
| 457 | ->'''John Wick''': Killing isn't permitted on company grounds... |
| 458 | ->'''James Bond''': Lucky me... |
| 459 | -->---'''James Bond vs. John Wick''', as Bond attempts to apprehend Wick without incident. |
| 460 | |
| 461 | ->'''Apocalypse''': Your counsel will aid you no longer... Teth-Adam. |
| 462 | -->---'''Black Adam vs. Apocalypse''', as Apocalypse telepathically deduces that Black Adam is instructed by the Wisdom of Zehuti to target his Death Seed. |
| 463 | |
| 464 | ->'''Apocalypse''': Pitiful god. Your kind will learn to fear me soon enough.\ |
| 465 | '''Black Adam''': No, En Sabah Nur. ''You'' will learn to fear ''me''! |
| 466 | -->---'''Black Adam vs. Apocalypse''', as Black Adam equips his Yellow Lantern ring upon being dogpiled by Apocalypse's robots. |
| 467 | |
| 468 | ->'''Silver''': Ya see? It's no use!\ |
| 469 | '''Trunks''': Ripoff. |
| 470 | -->---'''Trunks vs. Silver''', Trunks' reaction to Super Silver, [[CallBack echoing his father's reaction to Super Shadow]] |
| 471 | |
| 472 | ->'''Trunks''': Come on, give me a good pull...! *sigh* Close enough. |
| 473 | -->---'''Trunks vs. Silver''', as Trunks opens a pack ''Dragon Ball Heroes'' cards, mirroring the situation of many a gacha player. |
| 474 | |
| 475 | ->'''Trunks''': This is it, time-hog! The end of your future! |
| 476 | -->---'''Trunks vs. Silver''', as Trunks charges at Silver with the Sword of Hope-powered Key Sword. [[spoiler:Doubles as Trunks' last words, as Silver counters this attack while citing the below line.]] |
| 477 | |
| 478 | ->'''Silver''': I told you... It's. No. '''Use!''' |
| 479 | -->---'''Trunks vs. Silver''', Silver's response to the above. [[spoiler:Doubles as the PreMortemOneLiner, as Silver rewinds the Key Sword out of Trunks' hands, leading to the deathblow.]] |
| 480 | |
| 481 | ->'''Aquaman''': I see it now. A multiverse of Aquamen. And out of all of them, I'm the lamest f-(''[[SoundEffectBleep dolphin chirps]]'')-ing one. (''crying'') [[HeroicSelfDeprecation I'm a ripoff... a joke... I'm no hero...]] |
| 482 | -->---'''[=SpongeBob=] vs. Aquaman''', when a green portal shows Aquaman his alternate universe counterparts |
| 483 | |
| 484 | ->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': People used to say the same kind of things about me. Goofball...wingnut...Knucklehead [=McSpazzatron=]...but every day, I get back up, and say two words: "I'm ready". |
| 485 | -->---'''[=SpongeBob=] vs. Aquaman''', in response to the above quote. |
| 486 | |
| 487 | ->'''Pamela''': Mother is talking to you...the blackest eyes...the Devil's eyes...kill her...''kill her''... |
| 488 | -->---'''Jason Voorhees vs. Michael Myers''', the first line of the fight. |
| 489 | |
| 490 | ->'''Sauron''': Now, I'll tear out your heart... |
| 491 | ->'''The Lich King''': You will find nothing there! |
| 492 | -->-- '''Sauron vs. The Lich King''' |
| 493 | |
| 494 | ->'''The Lich King''': You serve ''me'' now... |
| 495 | ->'''Sauron''': I serve ''no one''! |
| 496 | -->-- '''Sauron vs. The Lich King''', after the latter infects the former with the Plague Of Undeath and runs him through with Frostmourne, who simply discards his physical body to fight as a spirit. |
| 497 | |
| 498 | ->'''Vegito''': Not bad! Want to kick it up a notch?\ |
| 499 | '''Gogeta''': Sure! But how about some variety? |
| 500 | -->--'''Gogeta vs. Vegito''', as Vegito transforms into Super Saiyan Blue and Gogeta transforms into Super Saiyan 4. |
| 501 | [[/folder]] |
| 502 | |
| 503 | [[folder:Season 10]] |
| 504 | ->'''Ant-Man''': You have your tricks and your tools, but I created something beyond the limits of human existence! ''I operate on a scale you can't even comprehend.'' |
| 505 | -->-- '''Ant-Man vs. Atom''', as [[spoiler: Hank destroys Ray's Bio-Belt and transports him to Overspace.]] |
| 506 | |
| 507 | ->'''Obito Uchiha''': You are liberated from hell. Find peace in the next life. |
| 508 | -->-- '''Darth Vader vs. Obito Uchiha''', as [[spoiler: Obito prepares to finish off Vader while he is trapped within the Infinite Tsukuyomi.]] |
| 509 | |
| 510 | ->'''Dimitri''': I promise... I'll kill them!\ |
| 511 | '''Guts''': All of them!\ |
| 512 | '''Guts and Dimitri, at the same time''': DOWN TO THE LAST ONE! |
| 513 | -->--'''Guts vs. Dimitri''', as both combatants lose themselves to their inner darkness. |
| 514 | |
| 515 | ->'''Martian Manhunter''': You and I possess the same knowledge...\ |
| 516 | '''Silver Surfer''': ...that only one of us can survive, ''and we know not why.''\ |
| 517 | '''Martian Manhunter''': I hope you can live with the uncertainty.\ |
| 518 | '''Silver Surfer''': Victory comes with no certain satisfaction. I may never know why we were made to fight. If violence is ever truly justified. But perhaps there is something...worthy in the battle.\ |
| 519 | '''Martian Manhunter''': My'ri'ah...\ |
| 520 | '''Silver Surfer''': Something beyond ''my'' understanding. |
| 521 | -->-- '''Martian Manhunter vs. Silver Surfer''', [[spoiler: as the two combatants realize that something is forcing them to fight within J'onn's dying moments, and they contemplate why this had to happen at all.]] |
| 522 | |
| 523 | ->'''Discord''': Well... Heheheh... heh... It was worth a try... But still! Hehehe, I'm surprised. You don't recognize... [[spoiler:''your old home'']]. |
| 524 | -->-- '''Bill Cipher vs. Discord''', as [[spoiler: Discord, having failed to erase Bill from existence, reveals that he's instead trapped him in the Nightmare Realm again.]] |
| 525 | |
| 526 | ->'''Alex''': So much power, and yet you waste it on these vermin... you and I can change this world for the better!\ |
| 527 | '''Cole''': The only vermin I see here... is you! |
| 528 | -->-- '''Cole [=MacGrath=] vs. Alex Mercer''', as Alex, having impaled Cole, [[WeCanRuleTogether tries to convince him to join his crusade to elevate humanity]] to which Cole [[ShutUpHannibal responds]] by summoning lightning to heal himself and blast him back. |
| 529 | |
| 530 | ->'''Megatron''': Behold the mighty Lord Frieza, ruler of a dying planet, ''my'' planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me! ''What a fool''.\ |
| 531 | '''Frieza''': You despicable cretinous worm! I'll torture you until your screams can be heard in the vacuum of space! |
| 532 | -->-- '''Frieza vs. Megatron''', as Cybertron lies destroyed, Megatron taunts Frieza with all that he's lost in trying to take the planet in the first place, prompting Frieza to assume his Black form [[RageBreakingPoint out of rage]]. |
| 533 | |
| 534 | ->'''Makima''': Now... be a good boy and ''play dead''.\ |
| 535 | '''Gojo''': [[DeadpanSnarker Should I bark too...?]] I'm getting really tired of your pets. |
| 536 | -->-- '''Gojo vs. Makima''', as [[spoiler: Makima injects one of her Control chains into Gojo's brain, subjecting him to the Angel Devil's image of God. Luckily, Gojo manages to defy her Control and break free.]] |
| 537 | |
| 538 | ->"How to defeat a Great Dane with a speech impediment", eh? You ''twit''. |
| 539 | -->--'''Computer''', '''Scooby-Doo vs. Courage the Cowardly Dog''', as Courage looks up how to defeat Scooby-Doo on them. |
| 540 | |
| 541 | -> I know your type. The [[StrawNihilist nihilist]] [[InsufferableGenius know-it-all.]] But through all this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey rubbish, there's one thing you never quite understood: [[CharacterCatchphrase I'm The Doctor.]] [[ResurrectiveImmortality And I don't]] [[MythologyGag wanna go.]] |
| 542 | -->-- '''The Doctor''', '''Rick Sanchez vs. The Doctor''', [[spoiler: as he easily tears down Rick's outlook on life before undergoing Regeneration]]. |
| 543 | |
| 544 | ->'''Superman''': Well? What do you think?\ |
| 545 | '''Goku''': That was awesome! Nice suit!\ |
| 546 | '''Superman''': Oh, thanks! Kryptonian fabric: My mom made it for me. |
| 547 | -->--'''Goku vs. Superman (2023)''', as Superman has just delivered a massive beatdown to Goku, causing him to revert to base form. Goku takes the opportunity to try to continue attacking Superman, but it has no effect until he transforms into Ultra Instinct. |
| 548 | |
| 549 | ->'''Unicron:''' '''BEG NOT FOR MERCY. BEHOLD, BLACKENED SKIES. AGAINST MINE CHAOS, EVEN GODS WILL DIE!\ |
| 550 | Galactus: GALACTUS MEETS YOUR CHALLENGE, HEARS YOUR CALL. THIS WORLD...WE'LL BRING DESTRUCTION TO IT ALL.\ |
| 551 | Unicron: I AM DESTRUCTION, PURE FINALITY. IN FIRST AND LAST, TRUE IMMORTALITY.\ |
| 552 | Galactus: I HAVE NO PATIENCE LEFT. RETURN THY DREAMS. INTO THE VOID WHERE NONE MAY HEAR YOUR SCREAMS.\ |
| 553 | ...\ |
| 554 | Galactus: YOU KNOW NOT THE POWER WHICH YOU COMMAND.\ |
| 555 | Unicron: OF COURSE I DO. YOUR DEATH I THUS ''DEMAND.''''' |
| 556 | -->--'''Galactus vs. Unicron''', as the two take their clash to truly galactic proportions [[spoiler: and Galactus takes out the Ultimate Nullifier (which Unicron then possesses in an attempt to destroy Galactus)]]. |
| 557 | [[/folder]] |
| 558 | |
| 559 | !!Death Battle Introductions |
| 560 | [[folder:Season 1]] |
| 561 | ->'''Wiz''': ''The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.''\ |
| 562 | '''Boomstick''': ''They blow shit up for cash.''\ |
| 563 | '''Wiz''': ''A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.''\ |
| 564 | '''Boomstick''': ''But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. Boom!'' |
| 565 | -->--''Boba Fett vs Samus Aran'' introduction. |
| 566 | |
| 567 | ->'''Wiz''': Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat. Kings of the fighting genre. And every good fighter needs awesome villains.\ |
| 568 | '''Boomstick''': Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts...\ |
| 569 | '''Wiz''': ...And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom. |
| 570 | -->--''Akuma VS Shang Tsung'' introduction. |
| 571 | |
| 572 | ->'''Wiz''': Super-heroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.\ |
| 573 | '''Boomstick''': Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.\ |
| 574 | '''Wiz''': Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...\ |
| 575 | '''Boomstick''': ...and Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman. |
| 576 | -->--''Rogue VS Wonder Woman'' introduction. |
| 577 | |
| 578 | ->'''Wiz''': The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs...\ |
| 579 | '''Boomstick''': ...And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.\ |
| 580 | '''Wiz''': Every video game has its share of basic, endless, common enemies, and you can't get any more common than these two.\ |
| 581 | '''Boomstick''': But which is the best of the worst? |
| 582 | -->--''Goomba VS Koopa'' introduction |
| 583 | |
| 584 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these two hulking leviathans.'' |
| 585 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Haggar, the mayor elect of Whoopass...'' |
| 586 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.'' |
| 587 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duked it out!'' |
| 588 | -->--''Haggar VS Zangief'' introduction |
| 589 | |
| 590 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.'' |
| 591 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories but this one is plain ridiculous!'' |
| 592 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?'' |
| 593 | -->--''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Battle Royale'' introduction. |
| 594 | |
| 595 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Last time on Death Battle, the Ninja Turtles battled to find the deadliest of the team, and good old Leo used cunning strategy and swordplay to come out on top.'' |
| 596 | ->'''Wiz''': ''But the fight isn't over yet. Leonardo must now face his most powerful imitator, Zitz, the leader of the mighty Battletoads.'' |
| 597 | -->--''Zitz VS Leonardo'' introduction |
| 598 | |
| 599 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Who doesn't like dinosaurs? No one, cause they're awesome?'' |
| 600 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed...'' |
| 601 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.'' |
| 602 | -->--''Yoshi VS Riptor'' introduction. |
| 603 | |
| 604 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Catfight!'' |
| 605 | ->'''Wiz''': ''It literally is Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.'' |
| 606 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady...'' |
| 607 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Taokaka, Franchise/BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.'' |
| 608 | -->--''Felicia vs Taokaka'' introduction |
| 609 | |
| 610 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus...'' |
| 611 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.'' |
| 612 | -->--''Kratos VS Spawn'' introduction. |
| 613 | |
| 614 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.'' |
| 615 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''White Bomber, the Bomberman...'' |
| 616 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.'' |
| 617 | -->--''Bomberman VS Dig Dug'' introduction |
| 618 | |
| 619 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Antiheroes. Walking a mysterious gray line between good and evil.'' |
| 620 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''They do what they want, however they want, when they want it.'' |
| 621 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans and rival to Goku...'' |
| 622 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form and rival to Sonic.'' |
| 623 | -->--''Vegeta VS Shadow'' introduction |
| 624 | |
| 625 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched. After battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end.'' |
| 626 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''I've been waiting for this forever!'' |
| 627 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber...'' |
| 628 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.'' |
| 629 | -->--''Mario Vs Sonic'' Introduction |
| 630 | |
| 631 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? Absolutely goddamn nothing!'' |
| 632 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took Website/YouTube by storm.'' |
| 633 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''I hate 'em even more than my blood-sucking ex-wife!'' |
| 634 | -->--''Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black'' introduction |
| 635 | |
| 636 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Every generation has idolized a Sci-Fi hero.'' |
| 637 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi...'' |
| 638 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Harry Potter, the boy who lived.'' |
| 639 | -->--''Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter'' introduction |
| 640 | |
| 641 | ->'''Wiz''': ''When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes.'' |
| 642 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two.'' |
| 643 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Chun-Li, the strongest woman in the world.'' |
| 644 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Mai Shiranui, the queen of fighters'' |
| 645 | -->--''Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui'' introduction |
| 646 | |
| 647 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe to Barbie and Transformers to My Little Pony.'' |
| 648 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Are we really doing this?'' |
| 649 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Yes. Yes we are.'' |
| 650 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons...'' |
| 651 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.'' |
| 652 | -->--''Starscream vs Rainbow Dash'' introduction |
| 653 | |
| 654 | ->'''Wiz''': ''When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marine.'' |
| 655 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...Like the super soldier, Master Chief...'' |
| 656 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.'' |
| 657 | -->--''Master Chief vs Doomguy'' introduction |
| 658 | |
| 659 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''It's no secret that scientists are, well, crazy as hell. But these two take it way too far!'' |
| 660 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka the Eggman...'' |
| 661 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Dr. Albert Wily, aka Einstein without rogaine.'' |
| 662 | ->'''Wiz''': ''In this scenario, both Doctors will be leading their mechanized armies to see who is the deadliest robot commander.'' |
| 663 | -->--''Eggman vs Wily'' introduction |
| 664 | |
| 665 | |
| 666 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Today, we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other'' |
| 667 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.'' |
| 668 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Princess Zelda from the realm of Hyrule...'' |
| 669 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.'' |
| 670 | -->--''Zelda vs Peach'' introduction |
| 671 | |
| 672 | ->'''Wiz''': ''The gods of thunder may endure eternal rule, but in the ring together they are anything but immortal.'' |
| 673 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''The Mighty Thor, prince of Asgard...'' |
| 674 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Lord Raiden, defender of Earthrealm.'' |
| 675 | -->--''Thor vs Raiden'' introduction |
| 676 | |
| 677 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''They're two of the most iconic swordsman in video game history, known for takin' on things way out of their league.'' |
| 678 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Link, the Champion of Hyrule...'' |
| 679 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Cloud Strife, Guardian of the Life Stream, and orphans.'' |
| 680 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Since both combatants use such vast player-customizable arsenals, in this scenario, they will wield what they are most comfortable taking into battle'' |
| 681 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''These are the weapons they choose to take into their fighting games, however since standard skills, weapon traits, and armor aren't specified in [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia]] and [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash]], we're taking those from their whole story.'' |
| 682 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And remember in Death Battle, there is no outside help allowed.'' |
| 683 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''"Oh, but Boomstick, they have summons and their cool and fairies and their-" Shut up! It's our show and this is the way we do it.'' |
| 684 | -->--''Link vs Cloud'' introduction |
| 685 | |
| 686 | ->'''Wiz''': ''They're the guardians of the night, the superhuman saviors of the lone and helpless.'' |
| 687 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Bruce Wayne, the Batman...'' |
| 688 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Peter Parker, the Spiderman.'' |
| 689 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''It's no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spiderman can pretty much defeat any opponent.'' |
| 690 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Which is why we're pitting them against each other with only their standard equipment, gladiator style.'' |
| 691 | -->--''Batman vs Spiderman'' introduction |
| 692 | |
| 693 | ->'''Wiz''': ''When you think of an electric charged combatant, these two always come to mind. Pikachu, Ash's first Pokémon...'' |
| 694 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Blanka, the man beast from Brazil.'' |
| 695 | -->--''Pikachu vs Blanka'' introduction |
| 696 | |
| 697 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Born to dying races and sent to brave new worlds, these two alien saviors are legendary.'' |
| 698 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And everybody wants to know who would kick whose ass in a fight. And I mean everyone.'' |
| 699 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Goku, the tenacious Super Saiyan...'' |
| 700 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Superman, the Man of Steel'' |
| 701 | ->'''Wiz''': ''To ensure no questions are left unanswered, we will be acknowledging every official resource for both combatants. Though the original writings hold precedence, no mistranslations allowed. Also as he was retconned and rebuilt in 1986, we will be examining the modern Superman.'' |
| 702 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Considering Supes's pre-86 can make up new superpowers on the fly and destroy entire solar systems by sneezing, probably a good idea.'' |
| 703 | -->--''Goku vs Superman'' introduction |
| 704 | [[/folder]] |
| 705 | |
| 706 | [[folder:Season 2]] |
| 707 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Ah, the glorious 80s, that awed era of big hair, keytars, and goofy muscular heroes of questionable sexual preference.'' |
| 708 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''He-Man, Master of the Universe...'' |
| 709 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats.'' |
| 710 | -->--''He-Man VS Lion-O'' introduction |
| 711 | |
| 712 | ->'''Wiz''': ''The final boss, a nightmarish foe meant to test your skill to the fullest.'' |
| 713 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And sometimes they're just plain cheap, like Shao Kahn the Konqueror...'' |
| 714 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...Or Master Bison of Shadaloo.'' |
| 715 | -->--''Shao Kahn VS M. Bison'' introduction |
| 716 | |
| 717 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Ninjitsu, originally created by farmers to kill their oppressive samurai lords, the ninja has become one of the deadliest killers in history.'' |
| 718 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Ryu Hayabusa, the Ultimate Dragon Ninja...'' |
| 719 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Strider Hiryu, the high-tech mercenary.'' |
| 720 | -->--''Ryu Hayabusa VS Strider Hiryu'' introduction |
| 721 | |
| 722 | ->'''Wiz''': ''When it comes to the tantalizing femme fatale, these two combatants are the pinnacle of beauty and brawn. Not to mention, well endowed'' |
| 723 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Ivy from Soul Caliber...'' |
| 724 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Black -'' |
| 725 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! Sorry, I'm excited!'' |
| 726 | -->--''Ivy vs Orchid'' introduction |
| 727 | |
| 728 | ->'''Wiz''': ''In the depths of space, who knows what awaits mankind.'' |
| 729 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Probably some brain-sucking aliens who need an introduction to my fist.'' |
| 730 | ->'''Wiz''': ''But what if the final frontier was a little more furry?'' |
| 731 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Fox [=McCloud=], captain of the Star Fox commandos...'' |
| 732 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Bucky O'Hare, Captain of a galactic-wide rebellion.'' |
| 733 | -->--''Fox vs Bucky'' introduction |
| 734 | |
| 735 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Sci-Fi movies had taught me two very important things. One, I want my own lightsaber, and two, the future blows.'' |
| 736 | ->'''Wiz''': ''It's unavoidable, the warrior of the next millennium is the machine, such as the Terminator, the time-traveling metal assassin...'' |
| 737 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And [=RoboCop=], Detroit's cyborg defender.'' |
| 738 | ->'''Wiz''': ''These mechanized combatants have fought before, but never in a no-holds-barred one-on-one duel to the death.'' |
| 739 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Or without brand restrictions.'' |
| 740 | -->--''Terminator vs Franchise/RoboCop'' introduction |
| 741 | |
| 742 | ->'''Wiz''': ''With the dragon slain and the princess rescued, the hero revels in gold, glory, and cake.'' |
| 743 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''But they couldn't have done it without a little help.'' |
| 744 | ->'''Wiz''': ''The sidekick. The people's champion would be lost without his player two, such as Luigi, Mario's younger brother...'' |
| 745 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Tails the Fox, Sonic's deformed flying stalker.'' |
| 746 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Now, we have already proven that standard Mario and Sonic series power-ups perfectly counter each other. So to not waste time, we're giving these second strings only what is unique to them.'' |
| 747 | -->--''Luigi vs Tails'' introduction |
| 748 | |
| 749 | ->'''Wiz''': ''For nearly two decades, people across the globe have struggled endlessly to make one crucial, exhausting, impossible choice.'' |
| 750 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?'' |
| 751 | ->'''Wiz''': ''It's finally time to learn if the one you chose was really the strongest.'' |
| 752 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And what better way than with their evolved forms. Venusaur, the pimpley plant monster, Blastoise, the bazooka turtle, and Charizard, the... dragon.'' |
| 753 | ->'''Wiz''': ''For a fair assessment, we're examining maxed-out wild Pokémon. For those of you nerdy enough to care, this means no special EV training, no mega evolutions, and no tutor, bred, or otherwise unnaturally learned attacks. This way we'll avoid any and all player influence.'' |
| 754 | -->--''Pokémon Battle Royale'' introduction |
| 755 | |
| 756 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Cyborgs are fucking badass.'' |
| 757 | ->'''Wiz''': ''As someone with my own cybernetic arm that suffers constant glitches, I have to agree. Cyborgs are awesome.'' |
| 758 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Fulgore, the metal monster of Killer Instinct...'' |
| 759 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Sektor, the ninja cyborg from Mortal Kombat.'' |
| 760 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Totally should have been Cyrax.'' |
| 761 | ->*Wiz's cyber arm punches him* |
| 762 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''What the hell!?'' |
| 763 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Oh, sorry, [[BlatantLies arm's glitching up again]].'' |
| 764 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''When you least expect it Wiz, when you least expect it.'' |
| 765 | -->--''Fulgore vs Sektor'' introduction |
| 766 | |
| 767 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Kaiju, the Japanese word for-'' |
| 768 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''A giant monster that destroys everything around it, like Godzilla, the King of the Monsters...'' |
| 769 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Gamera, the guardian of the universe. Despite being box-office rivals for half a century, these two enormous creatures have never met, until today.'' |
| 770 | -->--''Godzilla vs Gamera'' introduction |
| 771 | |
| 772 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved a peak of human capability, all in the name of justice. And sometimes vengeance.'' |
| 773 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Batman, the Dark Knight...'' |
| 774 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Captain America, the sentinel of liberty.'' |
| 775 | -->--''Batman vs Captain America'' introduction |
| 776 | |
| 777 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Evil, it has many faces. And sometimes, even a good-natured soul may become it's unknowing pawn.'' |
| 778 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Oh, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over giant fighting robots! Seriously, what's cooler than giant robots? Absolutely nothing.'' |
| 779 | ->'''Wiz''': ''The White Tigerzord, the sixth Thunderzord...'' |
| 780 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Epyon, the sixth Gundam.'' |
| 781 | -->--''Tigerzord vs Gundam Epyon'' introduction |
| 782 | |
| 783 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Two marquee warriors, arcade rivals since the 90s, now facing off for true superiority.'' |
| 784 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Ryu, the wandering world warrior...'' |
| 785 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Scorpion, the ninja from hell.'' |
| 786 | -->--''Ryu vs Scorpion'' introduction |
| 787 | |
| 788 | ->'''Wiz''': ''They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. But sometimes, it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such is the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.'' |
| 789 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth...'' |
| 790 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Deathstroke, the Terminator.'' |
| 791 | -->--''Deadpool vs Deathstroke'' introduction |
| 792 | |
| 793 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Imagine right now. What does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like?'' |
| 794 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puffball of never-ending cheer and dreams...'' |
| 795 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragon Ball universe.'' |
| 796 | -->--''Kirby vs Majin Buu'' introduction |
| 797 | |
| 798 | ->'''Wiz''': ''No anime tough guy trope is complete unless he has outrageous spiky hair, a sword that's clearly compensating for something...'' |
| 799 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And belts. Lots and lots of belts.'' |
| 800 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Ragna, the Bloodedge...'' |
| 801 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Sol Badguy, the Flame of Corruption.'' |
| 802 | -->--''Ragna vs Sol Badguy'' introduction |
| 803 | |
| 804 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Throughout Death Battle, we've seen all manner of weapons and abilities. But these two combatants command the very earth around them.'' |
| 805 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Gaara of the Desert...'' |
| 806 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Toph Beifong, the Blind Bandit.'' |
| 807 | -->--''Gaara vs Toph'' introduction |
| 808 | |
| 809 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Bounty hunting. One of the most respected and fun jobs in the world.'' |
| 810 | ->'''Wiz''': ''I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.'' |
| 811 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy...'' |
| 812 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.'' |
| 813 | -->--''Boba Fett vs Samus Remastered'' introduction |
| 814 | |
| 815 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Tall tales of superhuman feats have existed for as long as man has been telling stories. And today, we pit the greatest of these legends in a clash of east meets west.'' |
| 816 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Chuck Norris. No real introduction needed.'' |
| 817 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Segata Sanshiro, defender of the Sega Saturn, of all things.'' |
| 818 | -->--''Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro'' introduction |
| 819 | |
| 820 | ->'''Wiz''': ''For untold decades, scientists have searched for a legitimate method of measuring a person's level of badassness, completely missing the obvious answer.'' |
| 821 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Just check out the size of his sword, like Guts, the brutal black swordsman from Berserk...'' |
| 822 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Nightmare, the demonic scourge from Soul Caliber.'' |
| 823 | -->--''Guts vs Nightmare'' introduction |
| 824 | |
| 825 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Technology. It improves our lives, lets you watch cool shows on the internet, and sometimes it can help you to rival gods.'' |
| 826 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Like with Iron Man, the Armored Avenger...'' |
| 827 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Lex Luthor, arch nemesis of Superman.'' |
| 828 | -->--''Iron Man vs Lex Luthor'' introduction |
| 829 | |
| 830 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Some of the greatest heroes of all are shunned by the very people they continue to protect.'' |
| 831 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Basically the worst deal ever.'' |
| 832 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Like Beast, the blue genius of the X-Men...'' |
| 833 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Goliath, the gargoyle who gives new meaning to the phrase, "tough as stone".'' |
| 834 | -->--''Beast vs Goliath'' introduction |
| 835 | |
| 836 | ->'''Wiz''': ''They are the government's best kept secrets. Masters of stealth trained to kill in a hundred different ways from the shadows or face to face.'' |
| 837 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Solid Snake, the legendary soldier of Metal Gear...'' |
| 838 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's ultimate predator.'' |
| 839 | -->--''Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher'' introduction |
| 840 | |
| 841 | ->'''Wiz''': ''These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will. But beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.'' |
| 842 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith...'' |
| 843 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.'' |
| 844 | -->--''Darth Vader vs Doctor Doom'' introduction |
| 845 | |
| 846 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Goku.'' |
| 847 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Superman.'' |
| 848 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Titans of power, champions of unimaginable might...'' |
| 849 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...Endlessly requested to fight each other, [[HereWeGoAgain again]].'' |
| 850 | -->--''Goku vs Superman 2'' introduction |
| 851 | |
| 852 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Guardians of treasure, champions of justice...'' |
| 853 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And proof that if you've got enough brute strength, you don't need to be smart to kick some serious ass.'' |
| 854 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Donkey Kong, defender of the world's largest banana horde...'' |
| 855 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Knuckles the Echidna, guardian of the all powerful Master Emerald.'' |
| 856 | ->'''Wiz''': ''We have already established that standard Mario and Sonic related power-ups counter each other. For example, DK's Strong Kong could counter Hyper Knuckles. So, for this fight, we'll be sticking to the bare essentials.'' |
| 857 | -->--''Donkey Kong vs Knuckles'' introduction |
| 858 | |
| 859 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Long range weaponry are effective tools of destruction. But there's just something special about killing up close and personal with a blade. Like Wolverine, the vicious anti-hero of the X-Men...'' |
| 860 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Raiden, the deadly cyborg ninja from Metal Gear.'' |
| 861 | -->--''Wolverine vs Raiden'' introduction |
| 862 | |
| 863 | ->'''Wiz''': (quoting Bruce Lee)''"A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come."'' |
| 864 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words. Like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion'' |
| 865 | ->'''Wiz''': ''...And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.'' |
| 866 | -->--''Hercule Satan vs Dan Hibiki'' introduction |
| 867 | |
| 868 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Punching, the most useful language in the world when words fail. And these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.'' |
| 869 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...'' |
| 870 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy heavy hitter with enormous... power.'' |
| 871 | -->-- ''Yang vs Tifa'' introduction |
| 872 | |
| 873 | ->'''Wiz''': ''In 1942, author Issac Asimov introduced the three laws of robotics to protect man from their cybernetic creations.'' |
| 874 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And thank God he didn't include anything against robot on robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.'' |
| 875 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Mega Man, The Blue Bomber,'' |
| 876 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Astro Boy, The Atomic Wonder Child.'' |
| 877 | -->-- ''Mega Man vs Astro Boy'' introduction |
| 878 | |
| 879 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Since its creation in the Stone Age, the bow and arrow forever revolutionized hunting and warfare.'' |
| 880 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''But these two archers have honed their bow skill to a degree of pure artistry.'' |
| 881 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Green Arrow, the Emerald Archer of Star City.'' |
| 882 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Hawkeye, purple-clad trick shooter of the Avengers.'' |
| 883 | -->--''Green Arrow vs Hawkeye'' introduction |
| 884 | |
| 885 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Since the darkest depths of the human psyche first created monsters, we've dreamed of harnessing their awesome power, like Red and his Pokémon, Charizard.'' |
| 886 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Tai and his Digimon, Agumon.'' |
| 887 | -->--''Pokémon VS Digimon'' introduction |
| 888 | [[/folder]] |
| 889 | |
| 890 | [[folder:Season 3]] |
| 891 | ->'''Wiz''': ''For some action heroes, it's not enough to just save the world.'' |
| 892 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''They've gotta look good doing it!'' |
| 893 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Dante, the devil hunter.'' |
| 894 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch.'' |
| 895 | -->--''Dante vs. Bayonetta'' introduction |
| 896 | |
| 897 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Ever since the invention of princesses, there have been princess kidnappers.'' |
| 898 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And these two are certainty among the top tier in their trade.'' |
| 899 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Bowser, the king of the Koopas.'' |
| 900 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Ganon, the demon king.'' |
| 901 | -->--''Bowser vs. Ganon'' introduction |
| 902 | |
| 903 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Sometimes, the most unlikely of friends can become the best of heroes.'' |
| 904 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Ratchet and Clank, the cosmic commandos.'' |
| 905 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Jak and Daxter, the masters of eco.'' |
| 906 | -->--''Ratchet and Clank vs. Jak and Daxter'' introduction |
| 907 | |
| 908 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''A long, long time ago, mankind began to walk.'' |
| 909 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And then, we ran, and ever since that moment, we've been pushing speed to it's very limit, or in this case, past the point of absurdity'' |
| 910 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''The Flash, DC Comics' scarlet speedster.'' |
| 911 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Quicksilver, Marvel's fast-talking Avenger.'' |
| 912 | -->--''Flash vs. Quicksilver'' introduction |
| 913 | |
| 914 | ->'''Wiz''': ''They visit you for birthday parties, cheer you up when you're sad, and probably also want to kill you'' |
| 915 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Clowns... The Joker, Gotham's jester of genocide'' |
| 916 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Sweet Tooth, the violent victor of Twisted Metal'' |
| 917 | -->--''Joker vs. Sweet Tooth'' introduction |
| 918 | |
| 919 | ->'''Wiz''': ''With Death Battle, our combatants are always extraordinary in one way or another, whether they're a superhero or a plumber.'' |
| 920 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''But these two are literally built to show up the rest of their kind. Mewtwo, the Genetically Engineered Pokémon...'' |
| 921 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Shadow the Hedgehog, the UltimateLifeForm.'' |
| 922 | -->--''Mewtwo vs. Shadow the Hedgehog'' introduction |
| 923 | |
| 924 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Before there was Red vs. Blue, there was Project Freelancer. The Freelancers were highly trained soldiers with experimental weaponry, and a mission so secret, not even they knew what it was.'' |
| 925 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Kinda stupid in hindsight, but these were true soldiers.'' |
| 926 | -->--''Meta vs Carolina'' introduction |
| 927 | |
| 928 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Mystical ninjas, evil sorcerers, gods, tournaments these days seem to attract all sorts, don't they.'' |
| 929 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And yet there's always a few seemingly ordinary people brave enough, or stupid enough, to step into the ring.'' |
| 930 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Cammy White, Street Fighter's ass-sassin turned British secret agent.'' |
| 931 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Sonya Blade, the Special Forces general of Mortal Kombat.'' |
| 932 | -->--''Cammy vs. Sonya'' introduction |
| 933 | |
| 934 | ->'''Wiz''': ''To be the elite, you must surround yourself with the best of the best; whether you band together to save the world, or just a worthless plot of land.'' |
| 935 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And every good team needs a good hit-and-runner.'' |
| 936 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Like Tracer, the spunky agent of Overwatch.'' |
| 937 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And the Scout, the Boston-born merc of Team Fortress.'' |
| 938 | -->--''Tracer vs. Scout'' introduction |
| 939 | |
| 940 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Hey, Wiz. What has blonde hair, wears red, and fights like hell?'' |
| 941 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Uh, today's fighters?'' |
| 942 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Aw, you guessed it. Ken Masters, the street fighting family man.'' |
| 943 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Terry Bogard, the orphan turned king of fighters.'' |
| 944 | -->--''Ken Masters vs Terry Bogard'' introduction. |
| 945 | |
| 946 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''As the old saying goes, 'Behind every great man is a badass woman with a big hammer', something like that.'' |
| 947 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And today's combatants are exactly that; what could go wrong?'' |
| 948 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog's number one fangirl.'' |
| 949 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Ramona Flowers, the girl of Scott Pilgrim's dreams.'' |
| 950 | -->--''Amy Rose vs. Ramona Flowers'' introduction. |
| 951 | |
| 952 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Pure, unadulterated rage. Usually, in a stressful situation, you'd want to avoid this sort of emotion in order to keep yourself focused.'' |
| 953 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Unless you're a giant rampaging pile of muscles. Like these two.'' |
| 954 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Doctor Bruce Banner, The Incredible Hulk.'' |
| 955 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Doomsday, the monster who killed Superman.'' |
| 956 | -->--''Hulk vs. Doomsday'' introduction. |
| 957 | |
| 958 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Past, present, or future, one kind of fighter has stood the test of time: the swordsman.'' |
| 959 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And today's combatants are two of the most skilled warriors to ever wield a blade.'' |
| 960 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Roronoa Zoro, the feared swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates.'' |
| 961 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Erza Scarlet, the battle mage of the Fairy Tail guild.'' |
| 962 | -->--''Zoro Vs Erza'' introduction. |
| 963 | |
| 964 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Fiction has a very fragile set of rules. Authors should be wary, as one small crack can be enough to smash the boundary and send their stories careening out of control.'' |
| 965 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Are we really doing this?'' |
| 966 | ->'''Wiz''': ''We're really doing this.'' |
| 967 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Well, here's Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a Mouth.'' |
| 968 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Pinkie Pie, Equestria's peppy party pony.'' |
| 969 | -->--''Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie'' introduction. |
| 970 | [[/folder]] |
| 971 | |
| 972 | [[folder:Season 4]] |
| 973 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Sometimes, an archaeologist needs a bit more than a shovel and a brush, especially when their on the hunt for the most legendary of treasure.'' |
| 974 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Yeah, if it were easy, everyone would be doing it. The best treasure hunters are the ones with the brawn to match their brain.'' |
| 975 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Like Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider.'' |
| 976 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Nathan Drake, seeker of the uncharted.'' |
| 977 | -->--''Lara Croft Vs Nathan Drake'' introduction. |
| 978 | |
| 979 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Some people adventure for wealth, for some people, the wealth is in the adventure.'' |
| 980 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Either way, you'll be successful if you can bounce off your enemies.'' |
| 981 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Like Scrooge [=McDuck=], the wealthiest waterfowl to ever live.'' |
| 982 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Shovel Knight, a shining example of the code of shovelry.'' |
| 983 | -->--''Scrooge [=McDuck=] Vs Shovel Knight'' introduction. |
| 984 | |
| 985 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Every champion of justice inspires others... whether they mean to or not.'' |
| 986 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And sometimes that "inspiration" creates your worst nightmare.'' |
| 987 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Venom, the ultimate antithesis to Spider-Man.'' |
| 988 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Bane, the burly genius who broke the bat.'' |
| 989 | -->--''Venom Vs Bane'' introduction. |
| 990 | |
| 991 | ->'''Wiz''': ''It's finally time for one of the biggest match-ups in Death Battle history.'' |
| 992 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Yeah, the giant robot fight of all giant robot fights.'' |
| 993 | ->'''Wiz''': ''The Megazord, the heavy hitting mech commanded by five Power ''Rangers. |
| 994 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Voltron, the defender of the universe piloted by five paladins.'' |
| 995 | ->'''Wiz''': ''For this match-up there will be: No Dragonzord, no Galaxy Garrisons, no robot Brachiosaurus and no... mice.'' |
| 996 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Just a good old 5v5 war of the giant robots.'' |
| 997 | -->--''Power Rangers vs Voltron'' introduction |
| 998 | |
| 999 | ->'''Wiz''': ''In ancient times, the Greeks believe everything to be made of four elements: earth, air, water, and the most difficult to control, fire.'' |
| 1000 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''But these two combatants have mastered the art of playing with fire. Natsu Dragneel, the dragon slayer mage of the Fairy Tail guild.'' |
| 1001 | ->'''Wiz''': ''And Portgas D. Ace, the feared pirate known as: "Fire Fist".'' |
| 1002 | -->--''Natsu vs. Ace'' introduction |
| 1003 | |
| 1004 | ->'''Wiz''': ''The freezing chill of death is a horrifying thought, whether it comes from being alone in the mountains, submerged in the Antarctic....'' |
| 1005 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Or if your really unlucky, getting iced by one of these "cool" warriors. Wow, sorry, that was bad, even for me.'' |
| 1006 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Sub-Zero, the cryomancer ninja of Mortal Kombat.'' |
| 1007 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Glacius, the icy alien with a Killer Instinct.'' |
| 1008 | -->--''Sub-Zero vs. Glacius'' introduction |
| 1009 | |
| 1010 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''I love a powerful woman, even better, one that keeps getting stronger and stronger! And today, we've got two of them!'' |
| 1011 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Android 18, the deadly cyborg killer from Dragon Ball...'' |
| 1012 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Captain Marvel, the hard hitting, high flying Avenger!'' |
| 1013 | -->--''Android 18 vs. Captain Marvel'' introduction |
| 1014 | |
| 1015 | ->'''Wiz''': ''It is the duty of all who dedicate their lives to the science of robotics: Make the coolest, deadliest machine you possibly can.'' |
| 1016 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Just don't make 'em too smart, that never works out for you.'' |
| 1017 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Metal Sonic, Dr. Eggman's hedgehog destroyer.'' |
| 1018 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Zero, Dr. Wily's Maverick Hunter.'' |
| 1019 | -->--''Metal Sonic vs. Zero'' introduction |
| 1020 | |
| 1021 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Monsters come in many shapes and sizes, but the best ones know kung-fu!'' |
| 1022 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Lucario, the steely canine from the world of Pokémon.'' |
| 1023 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And Renamon, the razor sharp and literally foxy Digimon.'' |
| 1024 | ->'''Wiz''': ''For this match, we'll be analyzing the species as they are, therefore no trainers or tamers will be permitted, nor any moves or forms achieved unnaturally.'' |
| 1025 | -->--''Lucario vs. Renamon'' introduction |
| 1026 | |
| 1027 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''Thousands of years ago, one Greek guy punched another Greek guy, and then they just turned it into a sport.'' |
| 1028 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Indeed. Boxing is one of the oldest Olympic sports, and has since been refined and perfected for nearly 3000 years.'' |
| 1029 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And today, we're pitting two of gaming's toughest boxers head-to-head.'' |
| 1030 | ->'''Wiz''': ''Balrog, the Crazy Buffalo from Street Fighter.'' |
| 1031 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''And TJ Combo, the Hard Hitting Champ from Killer Instinct.'' |
| 1032 | -->--''Balrog vs. TJ Combo'' introduction |
| 1033 | |
| 1034 | ->'''Wiz''': Hundreds of years ago, the samurai and the ninja battled across Japan, and these two fascinating ways of combat have been at odds ever since. |
| 1035 | ->'''Boomstick''': The Shredder, the sharp and shiny arch-villain of the Ninja Turtles. |
| 1036 | ->'''Wiz''': And Silver Samurai, the mutant swordsman who can slice through anything. |
| 1037 | -->--''The Shredder vs. Silver Samurai'' introduction |
| 1038 | |
| 1039 | ->'''Boomstick''': When it comes to public service, two animals have gone far beyond the call of duty. |
| 1040 | ->'''Wiz''': They're known throughout the world as the symbols of safety. So let's make them fight to the death. |
| 1041 | ->'''Boomstick''': Smokey Bear, the firefighting mascot of forest safety. |
| 1042 | ->'''Wiz''': And [=McGruff=] the Crime Dog, taking a bite out of crime wherever he goes. |
| 1043 | -->--''Smokey Bear vs. [=McGruff=] the Crime Dog'' introduction |
| 1044 | |
| 1045 | ->'''Wiz:''' The different pantheons of gods and goddesses have always been rife with conflict, and these heavenly wars can last for centuries.\ |
| 1046 | '''Boomstick:''' Like with Thor, Norse champion of Asgard and son of Odin.\ |
| 1047 | '''Wiz:''' And Wonder Woman, Greek warrior of the Amazons and daughter of Zeus. |
| 1048 | -->--''Thor vs. Wonder Woman'' introduction |
| 1049 | |
| 1050 | ->'''Wiz:''' The Holy Shonen Trinity. The Big Three. Any long-time reader of Shonen Jump will recognize these, some of the biggest titles in manga and anime history.\ |
| 1051 | '''Boomstick:''' And it's time for two of those Shonen heroes to throw down!\ |
| 1052 | '''Wiz:''' Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja Prodigy of the Hidden Leaf.\ |
| 1053 | '''Boomstick:''' and Ichigo Kurosaki, the enormously powerful Soul Reaper from Bleach. |
| 1054 | -->--''Naruto Uzumaki vs. Ichigo Kurosaki'' introduction |
| 1055 | |
| 1056 | -> '''Wiz:''' The future. Everyone wants to see it and why not?. It has robots, flying cars, and of course, superheroes.\ |
| 1057 | '''Boomstick:''' Yeah, the future still has those, but they're even cooler 'cause of all the sweet gadgets.\ |
| 1058 | '''Wiz:''' Like Terry [=McGinnis=], the Batman Beyond.\ |
| 1059 | '''Boomstick:''' And Miguel O'Hara, the the Spider-Man from 2099. |
| 1060 | -->--''Batman Beyond vs. Spider-Man 2099'' introduction |
| 1061 | |
| 1062 | ->'''Wiz''': The great philosopher Plato once said, "The measure of a man is what he does with power."\ |
| 1063 | '''Boomstick''': But to these guys, power ''is'' the measure of a man.\ |
| 1064 | '''Wiz''': Sephiroth, the fearsome One Winged Angel of Final Fantasy.\ |
| 1065 | '''Boomstick''': And Vergil, the half demon son of Sparda from Devil May Cry. |
| 1066 | -->--''Sephiroth vs. Vergil'' introduction |
| 1067 | [[/folder]] |
| 1068 | |
| 1069 | [[folder:Season 5]] |
| 1070 | ->'''Wiz''': Predators. These beasts strike fear into the hearts of many.\ |
| 1071 | '''Boomstick''': Well, sometimes they strike in awe, but yeah, mostly fear.\ |
| 1072 | '''Wiz''': And these two superheroes embody the fear of specific predators to an extreme.\ |
| 1073 | '''Boomstick''': Batman, the genius crime fighter from DC comics.\ |
| 1074 | '''Wiz''': And Black Panther, Marvel's royal warrior scientist. |
| 1075 | -->--''Batman vs. Black Panther'' introduction |
| 1076 | |
| 1077 | ->'''Wiz''': Emotions can be powerful things.\ |
| 1078 | '''Boomstick''': Ugh, are we really gonna talk about feeling and crying and stuff?\ |
| 1079 | '''Wiz''': Well, yes, and how they fuel some pretty powerful magic.\ |
| 1080 | '''Boomstick''': Sound look, like with Raven, the half demon sorceress of the Teen Titans.\ |
| 1081 | '''Wiz''': And Twilight Sparkle, the magical prodigy from My Little Pony.\ |
| 1082 | '''Boomstick''': Yep, really doing this again. |
| 1083 | -->-- ''Raven vs. Twilight Sparkle'' introduction |
| 1084 | |
| 1085 | ->'''Wiz''': We've covered a lot of macho heroes here on Death Battle, but these two are as manly and stoic as they come.\ |
| 1086 | '''Boomstick''': It's all in those sweet ass jackets. I mean, I guess they're pretty badass too. \ |
| 1087 | '''Wiz''': Jotaro Kujo, the delinquent turned hero from ''[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure''.\ |
| 1088 | '''Boomstick''': And Kenshiro, the wandering Fist of the North Star. |
| 1089 | -->--''Jotaro vs. Kenshiro'' introduction |
| 1090 | |
| 1091 | ->'''Wiz''': The early 1990s played host to one of the biggest battlegrounds the world had ever seen: The Console Wars.\ |
| 1092 | '''Boomstick''': Nintendo's and Sega's mascots were locked in a merciless duel over the gaming throne.\ |
| 1093 | '''Wiz''': But when the smoke cleared, a surprise third challenger was rising to the top.\ |
| 1094 | '''Boomstick''': [[Platform/PlayStation The Sony PlayStation.]] And it didn't just have one mascot, it had two.\ |
| 1095 | '''Wiz''': Crash Bandicoot, the mutated marsupial from down under.\ |
| 1096 | '''Boomstick''': And Spyro the Dragon, the powerful purple hero of the Dragon Realm. |
| 1097 | -->--''Crash vs. Spyro'' introduction |
| 1098 | |
| 1099 | ->'''Wiz''': If the fate of the universe is at stake, the last person you should trust to save it is a naive teenager with magical weapons they don't understand... but everybody does it anyway.\ |
| 1100 | '''Boomstick''': Like Sora, the Keyblade-wielding saviour of Kingdom Hearts.\ |
| 1101 | '''Wiz''': And Pit, the angel warrior from Kid Icarus. |
| 1102 | -->--''Sora vs. Pit'' introduction |
| 1103 | |
| 1104 | ->'''Wiz''': Surviving the undead apocalypse takes grit, perseverance, and an army's worth of firepower. With all that — and some luck — these two became experts in zombie fighting.\ |
| 1105 | '''Boomstick''': Leon Kennedy, the top cop and government agent in Resident Evil.\ |
| 1106 | '''Wiz''': And Frank West, the backyard wrestling [=MacGyver=] of Dead Rising. |
| 1107 | -->--''Leon Kennedy vs. Frank West'' introduction |
| 1108 | |
| 1109 | ->'''Wiz''': The art of magic is a perplexing thing. Only those with the right knowledge, talent, and willpower can truly claim to be the most powerful wizards of all.\ |
| 1110 | '''Boomstick''': Like Doctor Strange, the sorcerer supreme of Marvel Comics.\ |
| 1111 | '''Wiz''': And Doctor Fate, DC's defender of cosmic order. |
| 1112 | -->--''Doctor Strange vs. Doctor Fate'' introduction |
| 1113 | |
| 1114 | ->'''Wiz''': Everyone has different reasons for studying martial arts, for personal honor, to improve health...\ |
| 1115 | '''Boomstick''': And for kicking the crap out of other people! Like with Ryu, the wandering world warrior of Street Fighter.\ |
| 1116 | '''Wiz''': And Jin Kazama, the power-hungry martial arts master of Tekken. |
| 1117 | -->--''Ryu vs. Jin'' introduction |
| 1118 | |
| 1119 | ->'''Wiz''': Amongst the soldiers of history, the samurai is one of the most prestigious... and dangerous.\ |
| 1120 | '''Boomstick''': So let's pit two of the best of them against each other in a fight to the death!\ |
| 1121 | '''Wiz''': Samurai Jack, the warrior prince lost in time.\ |
| 1122 | '''Boomstick''': And Afro Samurai, who's one cold-blooded mother-effer. |
| 1123 | -->--''Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai'' introduction |
| 1124 | |
| 1125 | ->'''Boomstick:''' If my ex-wives have taught me anything, it's that there's no real limit to crazy.\ |
| 1126 | '''Wiz:''' Like Carnage, Marvel's dangerously insane psychopath.\ |
| 1127 | '''Boomstick:''' Or Lucy, the messed-up murder-lady from Elfen Lied.\ |
| 1128 | '''Wiz:''' Elfen ''Leed''. It's German.\ |
| 1129 | '''Boomstick:''' Yeah, whatever. |
| 1130 | -->--''Carnage vs. Lucy'' introduction |
| 1131 | |
| 1132 | ->'''Wiz:''' Across this vast world of different nations with different people, it is the clash of opinions which truly divides us. However, there is one universal truth which absolutely everyone can agree on.\ |
| 1133 | '''Boomstick:''' Giant robots are frickin' awesome! Like Optimus Prime, the original G1 Transformer.\ |
| 1134 | '''Wiz:''' And the RX-78-2, the original Mobile Suit Gundam.\ |
| 1135 | '''Boomstick:''' These aren't just any robots; they're the old-school classics -- the first of their kind and we're in for a robo-battle of East versus West.\ |
| 1136 | '''Wiz:''' Well, Optimus was originally a Japanese toy- |
| 1137 | -->--''Optimus Prime vs. Gundam'' introduction |
| 1138 | |
| 1139 | ->'''Wiz:''' In a world where superhumans can [[FlyingBrick fly through the sky or lift buildings over their head]], it takes a lot more than a [[UnderwearOfPower pair of tights]] for a mere mortal to stand out in the crowd.\ |
| 1140 | '''Boomstick:''' But these guys have it covered.\ |
| 1141 | '''Wiz:''' Nightwing, the original protege of Batman.\ |
| 1142 | '''Boomstick:''' And Daredevil, Marvel's man without fear. |
| 1143 | -->--''Nightwing vs. Daredevil'' introduction |
| 1144 | |
| 1145 | ->'''Wiz:''' Their rivalry is legendary. Their fame, unmatched. This battle has gone on for nearly three decades, but today, it finally comes to an end.\ |
| 1146 | '''Boomstick:''' Mario, Nintendo's whimsical Italian turtle crusher.\ |
| 1147 | '''Wiz:''' And Sonic the Hedgehog, Sega's specialist of speed.\ |
| 1148 | '''Boomstick:''' Time to find out if Sega really does what Nintendon't!\ |
| 1149 | '''Wiz:''' For this bout, we'll be using the same rules Death Battle has had for the past three years. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis. |
| 1150 | -->--''Mario vs Sonic (2018)'' introduction |
| 1151 | |
| 1152 | ->'''Wiz:''' Humans fear what they don't understand. Especially when it comes to the infinite potential of artificial intelligence.\ |
| 1153 | '''Boomstick:''' Like Ultron, Marvel's mechanical mass murderer.\ |
| 1154 | '''Wiz:''' And Sigma, the general of genocide from ''Mega Man X''. |
| 1155 | -->--''Ultron vs. Sigma'' introduction |
| 1156 | |
| 1157 | ->'''Wiz:''' The finest warriors are never developed on their own. While some are simply [[TaughtByExperience molded by their enemies]], the best usually seek the wisdom of a master.\ |
| 1158 | '''Boomstick:''' ...Who for some reason is a weird old pervert. Like Roshi, turtle hermit and teacher to ''Dragon Ball''[='=]s greatest hero.\ |
| 1159 | '''Wiz:''' And Jiriya, the Toad Sage and instructor to the most famous ninja of all. |
| 1160 | -->--''Roshi vs. Jiriya'' introduction |
| 1161 | |
| 1162 | ->'''Wiz:''' ''Power.'' Some spend entire lives in search of it while for others, it is their birthright. But what truly matters in the end is how it's used.\ |
| 1163 | '''Boomstick:''' Like with Thanos, the ultimate villain of the Avengers.\ |
| 1164 | '''Wiz:''' And Darkseid, arch-nemesis to the Justice League. |
| 1165 | -->--''Thanos vs Darkseid'' introduction |
| 1166 | [[/folder]] |
| 1167 | |
| 1168 | [[folder:Season 6]] |
| 1169 | ->'''Boomstick:''' You know the phrase “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”? Yeah, real obvious. But it turns out, there’s a bunch of superheroes down there, too!\ |
| 1170 | '''Wiz:''' I don’t think you understand what that phrase means.\ |
| 1171 | '''Boomstick:''' Like Aquaman, the king of Atlantis\ |
| 1172 | '''Wiz:''' And Namor, the first mutant and... also king of Atlantis. |
| 1173 | -->--''Aquaman vs Namor'' introduction |
| 1174 | |
| 1175 | ->'''Wiz:''' Mega Man may be an icon by himself, but others have carried on his legacy, creating real immortality.\ |
| 1176 | '''Boomstick:''' Immortality? Not on this show! Time to find out which Mega Man is the most mega of the men.\ |
| 1177 | '''Wiz:''' While there are many versions of the character to choose from...\ |
| 1178 | ''(cut to a clip of the Mega Man from ''WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster'')''\ |
| 1179 | '''Wiz:''' [[TakeThat Not that one]], this battle will feature the five most prominent: The classic era Mega Man.\ |
| 1180 | '''Boomstick:''' Mega Man X.\ |
| 1181 | '''Wiz:''' Volnutt, from the Legends series.\ |
| 1182 | '''Boomstick:''' Battle Network's [=MegaMan.EXE=].\ |
| 1183 | '''Wiz:''' And the alien Star Force Mega Man. |
| 1184 | -->--''Mega Man Battle Royale'' introduction |
| 1185 | |
| 1186 | ->'''Wiz:''' Some people are born to be heroes or villains. But many are thrust upon these roles with very little regard, and must simply make the best of their new, stressful life.\ |
| 1187 | '''Boomstick:''' Like Black Widow, the covert enemy-turned-ally of the Avengers.\ |
| 1188 | '''Wiz:''' And Widowmaker, the deadly - but unwilling - adversary of Overwatch. |
| 1189 | -->--''Black Widow vs. Widowmaker'' introduction |
| 1190 | |
| 1191 | ->'''Wiz:''' Many with great power choose to take up the responsibility of being a hero, but for others, it is thrust upon them when they least expect it.\ |
| 1192 | '''Boomstick:''' Like Captain Marvel, the high flying Avenger.\ |
| 1193 | '''Wiz:''' And Shazam, the literal boy turned hero of the Justice League. |
| 1194 | -->--''Captain Marvel vs. Shazam'' introduction |
| 1195 | |
| 1196 | ->'''Wiz:''' It's a lesson every hero has to learn someday. Just because your enemy is a little on the chubby side doesn't mean he is a pushover.\ |
| 1197 | '''Boomstick:''' Are you talking about me?\ |
| 1198 | '''Wiz:''' I'm talking about Wario, the greedy and repulsive rival to Mario.\ |
| 1199 | '''Boomstick:''' And King Dedede, the royal nemesis to everybody's favorite pink puffball Kirby. |
| 1200 | -->--''Wario vs. King Dedede'' introduction |
| 1201 | |
| 1202 | ->'''Wiz:''' For years, humans have gazed at the stars, contemplating the possibilities of first contact with an alien race. Will we exchange gifts of peace, or weapons of war?\ |
| 1203 | '''Boomstick:''' Weapons. Definitely weapons. Like these ones!\ |
| 1204 | '''Wiz:''' Ben 10, protector of Earth and wielder of the Omnitrix.\ |
| 1205 | '''Boomstick:''' And the Green Lantern, galactic lawman and bearer of the Power Ring. |
| 1206 | -->--''Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern'' introduction |
| 1207 | |
| 1208 | ->'''Boomstick''': ''[[WaxingLyrical They're cold as ice! They're willing to sacrifice!]]''\ |
| 1209 | '''Wiz''': Today, we're pitting together two queens of ice, born into powerful, if troubled, families.\ |
| 1210 | '''Boomstick''': Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company and member of the huntress team RWBY.\ |
| 1211 | '''Wiz''': And Mitsuru Kirijo, heiress to the Kirijo Group and member of the Persona-wielding SEES. |
| 1212 | -->--''Weiss Schnee vs. Mitsuru Kirijo'' introduction |
| 1213 | |
| 1214 | ->'''Wiz''': Whether it be to save the world or benefit themselves, every warrior has a different reason for fighting.\ |
| 1215 | '''Boomstick''': But when they're also a kickass celebrity, all that matters is they bring the hype!\ |
| 1216 | '''Wiz''': Johnny Cage, the stuntman turned legendary hero of Mortal Kombat.\ |
| 1217 | '''Boomstick''': And Captain Falcon, the racer turned bounty hunter on the track of F-Zero. |
| 1218 | -->--''Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon'' introduction |
| 1219 | |
| 1220 | ->'''Wiz''': The elements make up every aspect of the world we live in, and no average person can tame them.\ |
| 1221 | '''Boomstick''': But somehow, these kids can master them with a vengeance!\ |
| 1222 | '''Wiz''': Like Aang, the Avatar.\ |
| 1223 | '''Boomstick''': And Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. |
| 1224 | -->--''Aang vs. Edward Elric'' introduction |
| 1225 | |
| 1226 | ->'''Wiz''': Whether it be justice, vengeance, or the thrill of the kill, bounty hunting isn't for the faint of heart.\ |
| 1227 | '''Boomstick''': Especially when your usual targets are superheroes.\ |
| 1228 | '''Wiz''': The Ghost Rider, Marvel's relentless spirit of vengeance.\ |
| 1229 | '''Boomstick''': And Lobo, the spacehogging main man of DC Comics. |
| 1230 | -->--''Ghost Rider vs. Lobo'' introduction |
| 1231 | |
| 1232 | ->'''Wiz''': Whether they are benevolent deities or harbingers of doom, dragons... are freakin' awesome.\ |
| 1233 | '''Boomstick''': Hell yeah! Especially the robot kind. Like the Dragonzord, piloted by the Green Power Ranger.\ |
| 1234 | '''Wiz''': And Kiryu, the dangerous and mysterious Mechagodzilla. |
| 1235 | -->--''Dragonzord vs. Mechagodzilla'' introduction |
| 1236 | |
| 1237 | ->'''Wiz''': They're grim, nihilistic and dreadfully ominous. Even when they fight on the side of good, they'll never crack a smile, or share in the reward.\ |
| 1238 | '''Boomstick''': Oh, great. We're talking about edgelords, aren't we?\ |
| 1239 | '''Wiz''': Sasuke, rival to Naruto and solitary survivor to the Uchiha Clan.\ |
| 1240 | '''Boomstick''': And Hiei, rival to Yusuke Urameshi and lonely orphan to demons. Neat! |
| 1241 | -->--''Sasuke vs. Hiei'' introduction |
| 1242 | |
| 1243 | ->'''Wiz''': Fame may be fleeting, and wealth, ephemeral, but true evil never dies.\ |
| 1244 | '''Boomstick''': It just comes back with a god damn second health bar!\ |
| 1245 | '''Wiz''': Ganondorf, the calamitous demon king of Princess Zelda's Hyrule.\ |
| 1246 | '''Boomstick''': And Dracula, the everlasting vampire lord of Castlevania. |
| 1247 | -->--''Ganondorf vs. Dracula'' introduction |
| 1248 | |
| 1249 | ->'''Wiz''': There are plenty of talented people in the world, but even then, only a select few have the honor of being called prodigy.\ |
| 1250 | '''Boomstick''': But being a prodigy can get to one's head. Or, ONE's head, if you know what I'm saying. Because, 'cause, y'know, the guy who made both these characters is called ONE? So... yeah.\ |
| 1251 | '''Wiz''': Mob, the reluctant psychic powerhouse from Mob Psycho 100.\ |
| 1252 | '''Boomstick''': And Tatsumaki, the fearless, ferocious esper from One Punch Man. |
| 1253 | -->--''Mob vs. Tatsumaki'' introduction |
| 1254 | |
| 1255 | ->[-'''Boomstick:''' You sure this is gonna work? This'll shut him up for good?\ |
| 1256 | '''Wiz:''' [[TemptingFate Trust me, it's the perfect plan.]]\ |
| 1257 | '''Boomstick:''' Okay, let's get started.-]\ |
| 1258 | '''Wiz:''' To most of us, the laws of reality are unbending rules we never question.\ |
| 1259 | '''Boomstick:''' Even for us! But for [[BreakingTheFourthWall some people]], they're more like... guidelines.\ |
| 1260 | '''Wiz:''' Such as Deadpool, Marvel's [[MaliciousMisnaming merc with a micropenis]].\ |
| 1261 | '''Boomstick:''' And ComicBook/TheMask, a total chad who just oozes big-dick energy.\ |
| 1262 | '''Wiz:''' ...Huh. Could've sworn that would get his attention.\ |
| 1263 | '''Boomstick:''' ''(slower than usual)'' He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.\ |
| 1264 | '''Wiz:''' ''(also slower than usual)'' And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win-\ |
| 1265 | '''Deadpool:''' [[IncomingHam My third Death Battle!]] Ha! [[DelayedReaction Wait, what was that about a micrope-]] ''(cut off by title card)'' |
| 1266 | -->--''Deadpool vs. the Mask'' introduction |
| 1267 | |
| 1268 | ->'''Boomstick''': Let's be real; Superheroes with super strength are like rabbits. They're everywhere.\ |
| 1269 | '''Wiz''': But when a hero uses that strength to inspire others, they truly stand out from the crowds.\ |
| 1270 | '''Boomstick''': Like All Might, the symbol of peace from My Hero Academia.\ |
| 1271 | '''Wiz''': And Might Guy, master of ninja combat and bushy brows, from Naruto. |
| 1272 | -->--''All Might vs. Might Guy'' introduction |
| 1273 | [[/folder]] |
| 1274 | |
| 1275 | [[folder:Season 7]] |
| 1276 | ->'''Wiz''': Throughout the Earths of Marvel and DC Comics, there are hundreds- no, thousands of superheroes saving the day. But what if I told you there were even more across the multiverse?\ |
| 1277 | '''Boomstick''': Oh, great! As if we don't have enough to keep track of already!\ |
| 1278 | '''Wiz''': Miles Morales, the Spider-Man of Marvel's Earth-1610.\ |
| 1279 | '''Boomstick''': And Static, the electric genius from DC's Dakotaverse. |
| 1280 | -->--''Miles Morales vs. Static'' introduction |
| 1281 | |
| 1282 | ->'''Wiz''': It's a trope we're all familiar with. The DamselInDistress crying for help.\ |
| 1283 | '''Boomstick''': Uh, yeah, Wiz, I don't think that's the case here, because these two are the opposite: If you ever hear them cry, you're dead.\ |
| 1284 | '''Wiz''': Black Canary, the blonde bare-knuckle brawler of DC Comics.\ |
| 1285 | '''Boomstick''': And Sindel, the literal scream queen from Mortal Kombat. |
| 1286 | -->--''Black Canary vs. Sindel'' introduction |
| 1287 | |
| 1288 | ->'''Boomstick''': When I was a kid, there was nothing better than watching my Saturday Morning 'toons. That's where I learned all my badass karate moves!\ |
| 1289 | '''Wiz''': The 80s and 90s certainly gave us some memorable characters and epic playground rivalries.\ |
| 1290 | '''Boomstick''': Like Leonardo, the head honcho of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.\ |
| 1291 | '''Wiz''': And Jason Lee Scott, leader of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. |
| 1292 | -->--''Leonardo vs. Red Ranger Jason'' introduction |
| 1293 | |
| 1294 | ->'''Boomstick''': Sometimes, the most awesome heroes aren't born; they're made. Like when I got my shotgun leg!\ |
| 1295 | '''Wiz''': Well, at least some heroes know what to do with their new abilities.\ |
| 1296 | '''Boomstick''': Like Genos, the cyborg sidekick of One Punch Man.\ |
| 1297 | '''Wiz''': And War Machine, best friend and understudy to Marvel's Iron Man. |
| 1298 | -->--''Genos vs. War Machine'' introduction |
| 1299 | |
| 1300 | ->'''Wiz''': The element of ice is cold and unforgiving.\ |
| 1301 | '''Boomstick''': Literally!\ |
| 1302 | '''Wiz''': Only in an equally frigid and unmerciful land can one understand its true potential.\ |
| 1303 | '''Boomstick''': Like Gray Fullbuster, ice mage of the Fairy Tail guild.\ |
| 1304 | '''Wiz''': And Esdeath, the imperial general from Akame Ga Kill. |
| 1305 | -->--''Gray vs. Esdeath'' introduction |
| 1306 | |
| 1307 | ->'''Wiz''': Bruce Lee once said "I don't believe in different ways of fighting. We all have two arms and two legs, so that is why I believe there should only be one way of fighting."\ |
| 1308 | '''Boomstick''': Clearly, he never met these two four-armed fighters with four forearms!\ |
| 1309 | '''Wiz''': Goro, the half-dragon prince of Mortal Kombat.\ |
| 1310 | '''Boomstick''': And Machamp, the fighting-type Pokémon from the Kanto region. |
| 1311 | -->--''Goro vs. Machamp'' introduction |
| 1312 | |
| 1313 | ->'''Wiz''': Mankind has always looked to the past with regret for mistakes, and to the future for the chance to correct them. But what if the past and future could be visited at the same time?\ |
| 1314 | '''Boomstick''': I'd say buckle up, but where we're going, we don't need seatbelts. Wait, was that the right quote?\ |
| 1315 | '''Wiz''': Cable, the time-travelling warrior mutant from Marvel.\ |
| 1316 | '''Boomstick''': And Booster Gold, the greatest DC Comics hero you've never heard of. |
| 1317 | -->--''Cable vs. Booster Gold'' introduction |
| 1318 | |
| 1319 | ->'''Wiz''': Heroes come in many different forms. Some are heroic protectors of justice, and others are the teachers who guide us to a brighter future.\ |
| 1320 | '''Boomstick''': And sometimes, [[BadassTeacher they're both]]! Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi Master of the Galactic Republic, from Star Wars.\ |
| 1321 | '''Wiz''': and Kakashi Hatake, the Sixth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf and mentor to Naruto. |
| 1322 | -->--''Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Kakashi'' introduction |
| 1323 | |
| 1324 | ->'''Wiz''': There's a thin line between the natural and the supernatural.\ |
| 1325 | '''Boomstick''': And for some reason, the weirdest of powers keep showin' up in teens. When's it gonna be our turn?\ |
| 1326 | '''Wiz''': Danny Phantom, Amity Park's half-human half-ghost superhero.\ |
| 1327 | '''Boomstick''': And Jake Long, the hip American Dragon of New York City. |
| 1328 | -->--''Danny Phantom vs Jake Long'' introduction |
| 1329 | |
| 1330 | ->'''Boomstick''': Not every princess need some KnightInShiningArmor they've never met to rescue them.\ |
| 1331 | '''Wiz''': Some even take it upon themselves to protect other lands they've never known.\ |
| 1332 | '''Boomstick''': Like She-Ra, the Princess of Power in Etheria.\ |
| 1333 | '''Wiz''': And Wonder Woman, the warrior princess of the Amazons. |
| 1334 | -->--''She-Ra vs. Wonder Woman'' introduction |
| 1335 | |
| 1336 | ->'''Wiz''': Everything that lives must die. Everything that is created must be destroyed. So sayeth these vanguards of the apocalypse.\ |
| 1337 | '''Boomstick''': Badass! But... why've they gotta be a golden ballerina and a purple cat?\ |
| 1338 | '''Wiz''': Lord Beerus, ''Dragon Ball's'' almighty God of Destruction...\ |
| 1339 | '''Boomstick''': ...and Empress Galaxia, the Sailor Scout of Destruction from ''Sailor Moon''. |
| 1340 | -->--''Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia'' introduction |
| 1341 | |
| 1342 | ->'''Boomstick''': With all those cool anime heroes out there, there's bound to be plenty with angsty daddy issues.\ |
| 1343 | '''Wiz''': You mean like you?\ |
| 1344 | '''Boomstick''' (With anime-style tears): Don't be silly, Wiz. I'm not an anime character. Like Prince Zuko, the firebending hunter of the ''Avatar: The Last Airbender.''\ |
| 1345 | '''Wiz''': And Shoto Todoroki, the prodigal son of fire and ice from ''My Hero Academia.'' |
| 1346 | -->--''Zuko vs. Shoto Todoroki introduction'' |
| 1347 | |
| 1348 | ->'''Wiz''': Speed. It's the ultimate sensation on the human body.\ |
| 1349 | '''Boomstick''': And today, we're pitting together two of the fastest characters out there!\ |
| 1350 | '''Wiz''': To these two, speed is ''far'' more than simply moving fast. Wally West, the Fastest Flash from ''DC Comics.''\ |
| 1351 | '''Boomstick''': And Sonic from ''Archie Comics.'' The most supersonic Sonic of all the Sonics! |
| 1352 | -->--''Wally West vs. Archie Sonic introduction'' |
| 1353 | |
| 1354 | ->'''Wiz''': Sidekicks, every good superhero, or world-conquering scientist, needs one, right Boomstick?\ |
| 1355 | '''Boomstick''': That's right! Hey! I think we all know which one of us is the real sidekick here.\ |
| 1356 | '''Wiz''': Such as the Winter Soldier, Marvel's brainwashed assassin.\ |
| 1357 | '''Boomstick''': And Red Hood, DC's resurrected Robin turned vigilante. |
| 1358 | -->--''Winter Soldier vs. Red Hood introduction'' |
| 1359 | |
| 1360 | ->'''Boomstick''': It's always nice to have a best friend attached to your hip, like me and my shotgun leg.\ |
| 1361 | '''Wiz''': But these two take their "friends" even further than that.\ |
| 1362 | '''Boomstick''': Venom, the lethal symbiote and Spider Man's best frenemy.\ |
| 1363 | '''Wiz''': And Crona, the deadly demon sword from Soul Eater. |
| 1364 | -->--''Venom vs. Crona introduction'' |
| 1365 | |
| 1366 | ->'''Wiz''': Sir Thomas Browne once said "Every man is his own greatest enemy, and, as it were, his own executioner." For many, every day is a struggle to restrain the beast within.\ |
| 1367 | '''Boomstick''': Or else you might turn into a big ol' hulking werewolf!\ |
| 1368 | '''Wiz''': Such as Sabrewulf, the savage wolf-man of Killer Instinct.\ |
| 1369 | '''Boomstick''': And Jon Talbain, the kung-fu canine Darkstalker. |
| 1370 | -->--''Sabrewulf vs. Jon Talbain introduction'' |
| 1371 | |
| 1372 | -> '''Boomstick''': [[UsefulNotes/ThomasEdison Edison]] vs. [[UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla Tesla]]. Coke vs. Pepsi. [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] vs. Franchise/{{Superman}}...\ |
| 1373 | '''Wiz''': Few rivalries have lasted two decades or spawned epic battles like our second favourite series, Red vs. Blue.\ |
| 1374 | '''Boomstick''': With the Red Team, even though most of them don't actually wear red.\ |
| 1375 | '''Wiz''': And the Blue Team, their perpetually ocean-coloured rivals. For this battle, we'll be bringing these two groups back to where it all started.\ |
| 1376 | '''Boomstick''': To find out what would have happened had they stopped dicking around and actually just fought for real.\ |
| 1377 | '''Wiz''': Just to note, we will be locking any artificial intelligence characters within their own primary bodies, since they're generally invincible unless they stumble into an EMP.\ |
| 1378 | '''Boomstick''': You mean an Emp.\ |
| 1379 | '''Wiz''': What? |
| 1380 | -->--''Red vs. Blue introduction'' |
| 1381 | |
| 1382 | ->'''Wiz''': Who run the world?.\ |
| 1383 | '''Boomstick''': The ladies! So obviously there's a bunch of awesome crime-fighting chicks out there.\ |
| 1384 | '''Wiz''': Like Barbara Gordon, DC Comic's vigilante known as Batgirl.\ |
| 1385 | '''Boomstick''': And Marvel's Gwen Stacy, the one you know as Spider-Gwen. |
| 1386 | -->--''Batgirl vs. Spider-Gwen introduction'' |
| 1387 | |
| 1388 | ->'''Boomstick''': There are so many heroes with crazy, over-the-top superpowers, but there's one class of character everyone respects.\ |
| 1389 | '''Wiz''': The master of the martial arts.\ |
| 1390 | '''Boomstick''': Like Sanji, the sous chef of the Straw Hat Pirates searching for the One Piece.\ |
| 1391 | '''Wiz''': And Rock Lee, the hard working ninja warrior from the village of Naruto. |
| 1392 | -->--''Sanji vs. Rock Lee introduction'' |
| 1393 | |
| 1394 | ->'''Wiz''': As primal as the ground we walk on and the air we breathe, anger can keep us alive or doom us forever.\ |
| 1395 | '''Boomstick''': Well, on that fun note, let's jump into our season finale!\ |
| 1396 | '''Wiz''': First up is The Incredible Hulk, Marvel's mean, green, world-breaking machine.\ |
| 1397 | '''Wiz''': Then there's Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan from ''Dragon Ball''. |
| 1398 | -->--''Hulk vs. Broly introduction'' |
| 1399 | [[/folder]] |
| 1400 | |
| 1401 | [[folder:Season 8]] |
| 1402 | ->'''Wiz:''' Yoda, the legendary Jedi Master of ''Star Wars'' fame.\ |
| 1403 | '''Boomstick:''' And King Mickey, His Highness of Disney Castle from Kingdom Hearts.\ |
| 1404 | '''Wiz:''' These two have proven time and time again that size matters not.\ |
| 1405 | '''Boomstick:''' But let's see which of these tiny titans can swing their way to victory in a one-on-one duel. |
| 1406 | ->--''Yoda vs. King Mickey introduction'' |
| 1407 | |
| 1408 | ->'''Wiz:''' Shadow the Hedgehog, powerhouse of chaos and rival to Sonic.\ |
| 1409 | '''Boomstick''': And Ryūko Matoi, the teen fighter in life fibers from Kill la Kill.\ |
| 1410 | '''Wiz''': These two may be tryhard incarnate, but when the chips are down, who is the deadliest edgelord of them all? |
| 1411 | ->--''Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi introduction'' |
| 1412 | |
| 1413 | ->'''Wiz:''' Lex Luthor, CEO of [=LexCorp=] and nemesis to Superman.\ |
| 1414 | '''Boomstick:''' And Doctor Doom, King of Latveria and doom of the Fantastic Four.\ |
| 1415 | '''Wiz:''' The intellect of these two evildoers is unmatched in their own worlds.\ |
| 1416 | '''Boomstick:''' But what happens when the geniuses of these spiteful nerds collide? |
| 1417 | ->--''Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom introduction'' |
| 1418 | |
| 1419 | ->'''Wiz''': Heihachi Mishima, billionaire megalomanic behind the King of the Iron Fist.\ |
| 1420 | '''Boomstick''': And Geese Howard, karate kingpin behind the King of Fighters.\ |
| 1421 | '''Wiz''': These two ruthless businessmen are as talented at martial arts...\ |
| 1422 | '''Boomstick''': As they are terrible at being dads! But whose fury will prove the most fatal? |
| 1423 | ->--''Heihachi Mishima vs. Geese Howard introduction'' |
| 1424 | |
| 1425 | ->'''Wiz''': Blake Belladonna, the feline Huntress from RWBY.\ |
| 1426 | '''Boomstick''': And Mikasa Ackerman, the giant-killing scout from Attack on Titan.\ |
| 1427 | '''Wiz''': These two reluctant heroes are fighting for a better world.\ |
| 1428 | '''Boomstick''': What'll happen when they go toe-to-toe to see who's the swingiest and the cuttiest? |
| 1429 | ->--''Blake vs. Mikasa introduction'' |
| 1430 | |
| 1431 | ->'''Wiz''': Danny Rand, Marvel's immortal Iron Fist.\ |
| 1432 | '''Boomstick''': And Po, the chosen Kung Fu Panda.\ |
| 1433 | '''Wiz''': The way of kung-fu can be full of hardship, but these two unlikely masters have shown that with the right training and determination, anyone can walk the path of the Dragon Warrior. |
| 1434 | ->--''Iron Fist vs. Po introduction'' |
| 1435 | |
| 1436 | ->'''Wiz''': Steven Universe, a superpower half human half gem teenager.\ |
| 1437 | '''Boomstick''': And Star Butterfly, wild child princess from another dimension\ |
| 1438 | '''Wiz''': They both struggle with their responsibilities to save the world. But when pitting against each other who's heroics will triumph? |
| 1439 | ->--''Steven Universe vs. Star Butterfly introduction'' |
| 1440 | |
| 1441 | ->'''Wiz''': Link, the courageous and determined hero of Hyrule.\ |
| 1442 | '''Boomstick''': And Cloud Strife, sword-swinging, spiky-haired Sephiroth slayer.\ |
| 1443 | '''Wiz''': Each are powerful warriors in their own right, but in a fight to the death, which one will win? |
| 1444 | ->--''Link vs. Cloud (2021) introduction'' |
| 1445 | |
| 1446 | ->'''Wiz''': Batman, DC's vengeful crusader of the night.\ |
| 1447 | '''Boomstick''': Iron Man, Marvel's genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.\ |
| 1448 | '''Wiz''': These two mortal men have used their intellect and determination to take their place alongside gods.\ |
| 1449 | '''Boomstick''': And being filthy, stinking rich sure doesn't hurt either. |
| 1450 | ->--''Batman vs. Iron Man introduction'' |
| 1451 | |
| 1452 | ->'''Wiz''': Goku Black, the body-stealing arbiter of divine justice.\ |
| 1453 | '''Boomstick''': And the Reverse Flash, DC's psychopathic speedster fanboy.\ |
| 1454 | '''Wiz''': They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...\ |
| 1455 | '''Boomstick''': But I'd say the sincerest form of flattery is NOT trying to kill your superhero husbando! |
| 1456 | ->--''Goku Black vs. Reverse-Flash introduction'' |
| 1457 | |
| 1458 | ->'''Wiz''': Dio Brando, everlasting adversary of the Joestar bloodline.\ |
| 1459 | '''Boomstick''': Alucard, undying enforcer of the Hellsing organisation.\ |
| 1460 | '''Wiz''': Vampires, the spawn of nightmares formed from the blackest pits of man's demented imagination.\ |
| 1461 | '''Boomstick''': Anime, basically the same thing. What do you get when you combine them? Two of the meanest monsters out there! |
| 1462 | ->--''Dio vs. Alucard introduction'' |
| 1463 | |
| 1464 | ->'''Wiz''': Akuma, Street Fighter's supreme master of the fist.\ |
| 1465 | '''Boomstick''': Shao Kahn, Konqueror of Mortal Kombat.\ |
| 1466 | '''Wiz''': Today, we'll find out which final boss reigns supreme. |
| 1467 | ->--''Akuma vs. Shao Kahn introduction'' |
| 1468 | |
| 1469 | ->'''Wiz''': Avatar Korra, master of all four elements.\ |
| 1470 | '''Boomstick''': Storm, the X-Men's goddess of the... storms... weather.\ |
| 1471 | '''Wiz''': The building blocks of our natural world are nothing if not tempestuous and unpredictable.\ |
| 1472 | '''Boomstick''': Which means you gotta be some kinda badass to control them. |
| 1473 | -->--''Korra vs. Storm introduction'' |
| 1474 | |
| 1475 | ->'''Wiz''':Madara Uchiha, the legendary messianic shinobi from Naruto.\ |
| 1476 | '''Boomstick''': Sōsuke Aizen, the Soul Reaper who stood upon the heavens from Bleach.\ |
| 1477 | '''Wiz''': We may dream of glory, but these two have the will to power to take it by force and claim a seat among the gods.\ |
| 1478 | '''Boomstick''': They're the biggest, baddest anime bosses around, and not even death can stop 'em. Ghost versus zombie, let's go! |
| 1479 | -->--''Madara vs. Aizen introduction'' |
| 1480 | |
| 1481 | ->'''Wiz''': Saitama, the One Punch Man.\ |
| 1482 | '''Boomstick''': Popeye, the Sailor Man.\ |
| 1483 | '''Wiz''': East versus west. Old versus new.\ |
| 1484 | '''Boomstick''': Healthy eating versus basic exercise!\ |
| 1485 | '''Wiz''': These two warriors may seem ridiculous, but their unassuming exteriors bely impossible strength. |
| 1486 | -->-- ''Saitama vs. Popeye introduction'' |
| 1487 | [[/folder]] |
| 1488 | |
| 1489 | [[folder:Season 9]] |
| 1490 | ->'''Wiz''': Harley Quinn, DC's fantabulous anti-hero.\ |
| 1491 | '''Boomstick''': Jinx, the loose cannon of League of Legends.\ |
| 1492 | '''Wiz''': We live an a society that adheres to strict laws and norms, but these two ladies turn that system on its head with their wild enthusiasm for destruction and chaos. |
| 1493 | -->--''Harley Quinn vs. Jinx introduction'' |
| 1494 | |
| 1495 | ->'''Wiz''': The Scarlet Witch, Marvel's Crimson Queen of Chaos.\ |
| 1496 | '''Boomstick''': Zatanna, DC's Magnificent Mistress of Magic.\ |
| 1497 | '''Wiz''': There are those who wield the mystic arts like gods to reshape creation to their whims.\ |
| 1498 | '''Boomstick''': And then there are those who like to put on a hell of a show. Either way, don't mess with them, if you know what's good for you. |
| 1499 | -->--''Scarlet Witch vs. Zatanna introduction'' |
| 1500 | |
| 1501 | ->'''Wiz''': Tanjiro Kamado, the Sun Breathing Demon Slayer swordsman.\ |
| 1502 | '''Boomstick''': Jonathan Joestar, the very first [=JoJo=] who ever... Joj'd.\ |
| 1503 | '''Wiz''': These two anime monster hunters are as deadly with a blade as they are infinitely good-natured.\ |
| 1504 | '''Boomstick''': But don't cross 'em, or they might leave you breathless. |
| 1505 | -->--''Tanjiro vs. Jonathan Joestar introduction'' |
| 1506 | |
| 1507 | ->'''Wiz''': Thor, the God of Thunder.\ |
| 1508 | '''Boomstick''': And Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans.\ |
| 1509 | '''Wiz''': The sky shakes when they appear and the earth trembles when they approach. No world can contain the power of these gods of war.\ |
| 1510 | '''Boomstick''': Or their egos. |
| 1511 | -->--'''Thor vs. Vegeta introduction'' |
| 1512 | |
| 1513 | ->'''Wiz''': Omni-Man, the Invincible champion from the planet Viltrum.\ |
| 1514 | '''Boomstick''': Homelander, the world's greatest superhero, brought to you by Vought International.\ |
| 1515 | '''Wiz''': Few superheroes have stood the test of time with more plomb than the very first: Superman. But what if absolute power did in fact corrupt absolutely?\ |
| 1516 | '''Boomstick''': Answer: we're all screwed. |
| 1517 | -->--''Omni-Man vs. Homelander introduction'' |
| 1518 | |
| 1519 | ->'''Wiz''': Hercules, the God of Strength.\ |
| 1520 | '''Boomstick''': Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.\ |
| 1521 | '''Wiz''': Myth has many heroes, but few overcome their paths to become legendary.\ |
| 1522 | '''Boomstick''': And maybe inspire some [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules comics]] and [[Manga/DragonBall anime]], to boot! |
| 1523 | -->--''Hercules vs. Sun Wukong introduction'' |
| 1524 | |
| 1525 | ->'''Wiz''': Boba Fett, the greatest bounty hunter from a galaxy far, far away.\ |
| 1526 | '''Boomstick''': And The Predator. The monstrous man-slayer from beyond the stars.\ |
| 1527 | '''Wiz''': There's nothing quite like the thrill of the hunt, especially when you're chasing that most dangerous game.\ |
| 1528 | '''Boomstick''': Not humans! We're talking face-hugging aliens and space wizards! |
| 1529 | -->--''Boba Fett vs. Predator introduction'' |
| 1530 | |
| 1531 | ->'''Wiz''': James Bond, the world famous agent 007.\ |
| 1532 | '''Boomstick''': John Wick, the hitman who did the impossible.\ |
| 1533 | '''Wiz''': Whether they fly solo or operate on behalf of the government, the world is filled with professional killers of all shapes and sizes.\ |
| 1534 | '''Boomstick''': But which one of Cinema's super assassins is packin' [[Film/JohnWickChapter3Parabellum Parabellum]], and which one will live to Film/DieAnotherDay? |
| 1535 | -->--''James Bond vs. John Wick introduction'' |
| 1536 | |
| 1537 | ->'''Wiz''': Black Adam, DC's ferocious champion of Shazam.\ |
| 1538 | '''Boomstick''': Apocalypse, Marvel's baleful mutant conqueror.\ |
| 1539 | '''Wiz''': Anubis, Thoth, Ra. For over thirty centuries, Egyptian mythology spawned countless legends.\ |
| 1540 | '''Boomstick''': And we've got comics' biggest baddies this side of the Nile. |
| 1541 | -->--''Black Adam vs. Apocalypse introduction'' |
| 1542 | |
| 1543 | ->'''Wiz''': Trunks Briefs, time cop of the Dragon Ball xenoverse.\ |
| 1544 | '''Boomstick''': Silver The Hedgehog, secret freedom fighter from Archie Sonic.\ |
| 1545 | '''Wiz''': While these two temporal warriors may be well known, today, we're looking at their counterparts from alternate universes. |
| 1546 | -->--''Trunks vs. Silver introduction'' |
| 1547 | |
| 1548 | ->'''Wiz''': [=SpongeBob=] [=SquarePants=], Nickelodeon's #1 nautical nincompoop.\ |
| 1549 | '''Boomstick''': Aquaman, the thalassic third wheel of the Super Friends. "Thalassic" means "ocean". I looked it up.\ |
| 1550 | '''Wiz''': The infinite ink black depths of the seven seas are home to any number terrifying awe-inspiring creatures.\ |
| 1551 | '''Boomstick''': They're also home to these two losers. Though, when it comes to cartoon characters, there's always more hidden beneath the waves. That's right, we're prioritizing the cartoons for maximum Toon Force shenanigans! |
| 1552 | -->--''[=SpongeBob=] vs. Aquaman introduction'' |
| 1553 | |
| 1554 | ->'''Wiz''': Sauron, the Lord of the Rings.\ |
| 1555 | '''Boomstick''': The Lich King, Warcraft's Lord of the Scourge.\ |
| 1556 | '''Wiz''': Evil has many shapes, but few can match the presence of these kings of blight and shadow. |
| 1557 | -->--''Sauron vs. Lich King introduction'' |
| 1558 | |
| 1559 | ->'''Wiz''': Deku, My Hero Academia's super student, straight out of U.A. High.\ |
| 1560 | '''Boomstick''': Asta, the anti-magical ass-kicker from Black Clover.\ |
| 1561 | '''Wiz''': Though you may be born bereft of the same gifts as your peers, there is nothing stopping you from achieving your dreams.\ |
| 1562 | '''Boomstick''': As long as you're a fictional character in a fantasy world- I mean, as long as you've got your friends by your side, you'll pack a hell of a punch. |
| 1563 | -->--''Deku vs. Asta introduction'' |
| 1564 | |
| 1565 | ->'''Boomstick''' (as he places the seventh Dragon Ball on a table): Last one! Man, these things are so easy to find nowadays...\ |
| 1566 | '''Wiz''': Yes! Now with this ultimate power, I can finally...\ |
| 1567 | '''Wiz and Boomstick, simultaneously''': Conquer the world! (Wiz)/Make Gogeta fight Vegito! (Boomstick)\ |
| 1568 | '''Wiz''': Uh, what?\ |
| 1569 | '''Boomstick''': Oh, come on! It's the ultimate ''Dragon Ball'' question! Which fusion of Goku and Vegeta is stronger? Gogeta, the combo greater than legends, or Vegito, the mix who surpassed gods?\ |
| 1570 | '''Wiz''': Intriguing. They ''are'' in many ways identical, yet still quite different, though in canon they only have a collective total of three appearances. To truly determine who would win, let's examine ''all'' of their material.\ |
| 1571 | '''Boomstick''': So that's ''Z'', ''GT'', ''Super'', movies, games, guidebooks, Toei's twitter and even all the crazy ''Xenoverse'' and ''Heroes'' stuff.\ |
| 1572 | '''Wiz''': Hold onto your Dragon Balls. |
| 1573 | -->--''Gogeta vs. Vegito introduction'' |
| 1574 | [[/folder]] |
| 1575 | |
| 1576 | [[folder:Season 10]] |
| 1577 | ->'''Wiz:''' Ant-Man, Marvel's founding member of the Avengers.\ |
| 1578 | '''Boomstick:''' The Atom, DC's legendary Mighty Mite.\ |
| 1579 | '''Wiz:''' Good things come in small packages.\ |
| 1580 | '''Boomstick:''' The bigger they are, the harder they fall.\ |
| 1581 | '''Wiz:''' ...we're just trying to get these out of the way. |
| 1582 | -->--''Ant-Man vs. Atom introduction'' |
| 1583 | |
| 1584 | ->'''Wiz:''' The Chosen Undead, the accursed god-killer from ''Dark Souls''.\ |
| 1585 | '''Boomstick:''' The Last Dragonborn, the dragon-slaying saviour of ''Skyrim''.\ |
| 1586 | '''Wiz:''' Resigned to captivity, these two demihuman heroes embraced their destinies and stared down the very gods themselves.\ |
| 1587 | '''Boomstick:''' And devour their friggin' souls! |
| 1588 | -->--''Dark Souls vs. Skyrim introduction'' |
| 1589 | |
| 1590 | ->'''Wiz:''' Killua Zoldyck, ''Hunter x Hunter'' 's prodigious lightning assassin.\ |
| 1591 | '''Boomstick:''' Misaka Mikoto, Academy City's ace electric princess.\ |
| 1592 | '''Wiz:''' Question: what is more terrifying than the all-powerful, crackling might of lightning?\ |
| 1593 | '''Boomstick:''' Lightning in the hands of cocky, hyper-talented...teenagers! Ugh, the ''worst'' combination... |
| 1594 | -->--''Killua vs. Misaka introduction'' |
| 1595 | |
| 1596 | ->'''Wiz:''' Stitch, ''Disney's'' extraordinary Experiment 626.\ |
| 1597 | '''Boomstick:''' Rocket, ''Marvel's'' murderous mercenary mustelid! Those're like, weasels and ferrets and raccoons! You know, 'cuz he's a-\ |
| 1598 | '''Wiz:''' Ahem, just because you're cute and fluffy doesn't mean you arent the ''deadliest thing in the universe''. |
| 1599 | -->--''Stitch vs. Rocket introduction'' |
| 1600 | |
| 1601 | ->'''Wiz:''' Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith.\ |
| 1602 | '''Boomstick:''' Obito Uchiha, secret leader of the Akatsuki.\ |
| 1603 | '''Wiz:''' Prime examples of how you could die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain. |
| 1604 | -->--''Darth Vader vs. Obito Uchiha introduction'' |
| 1605 | |
| 1606 | ->'''Wiz:''' Jean Grey, the Marvellous Phoenix of the X-Men.\ |
| 1607 | '''Boomstick:''' Raven, the Azarathean demon witch of the Teen Titans.\ |
| 1608 | '''Wiz:''' If absolute power corrupts absolutely, in our quest to contain the beast within, we may well be consumed by-\ |
| 1609 | '''Boomstick:''' Bird battle time! BA-CAWW!!! |
| 1610 | -->--''Phoenix vs. Raven introduction'' |
| 1611 | |
| 1612 | ->'''Boomstick''': Guts, the Brutal Black Swordsman of Berserk.\ |
| 1613 | '''Wiz''': And Dimitri, the Savage Savior-King from Fire Emblem. Vengeance is an ever-malicious force that can turn anyone into a broken, traumatized-\ |
| 1614 | '''Boomstick''': Unstoppable one-man army! |
| 1615 | -->--''Guts vs. Dimitri introduction'' |
| 1616 | |
| 1617 | ->'''Wiz''': Martian Manhunter, DC's space ranger.\ |
| 1618 | '''Boomstick''': The Silver Surfer, Marvel's sentinel of the space waves.\ |
| 1619 | '''Wiz''': The depths of space hold secrets beyond our comprehension, but these sage superheroes have seen more of it than any of us could ever hope to. |
| 1620 | -->-- ''Martian Manhunter vs. Silver Surfer introduction'' |
| 1621 | |
| 1622 | ->'''Wiz''': Bill Cipher, the triangular terror from Gravity Falls.\ |
| 1623 | '''Boomstick''': Discord, the devilish draconequus from My Little Pony.\ |
| 1624 | '''Wiz''': The mighty, the rightous, the profound, and the profane. We have featured all manner of warrior on ''DEATH BATTLE!'' before-\ |
| 1625 | '''Boomstick''': But none as silly as these two apocalyptic goofballs! |
| 1626 | -->-- ''Bill Cipher vs. Discord introduction'' |
| 1627 | |
| 1628 | ->'''Wiz''': Cole [=MacGrath=], the patron saint of inFAMOUS.\ |
| 1629 | '''Boomstick''': Alex Mercer, the Blacklight Virus prototype from... [PROTOTYPE]! That's right, Champions! You voted for it so we're finally doing it... long after these characters were ever relevant! Oh, hey! Look what I found in the trash: an old script we wrote for this very matchup, way back in 2013!\ |
| 1630 | '''Wiz''': Wait, we haven't emptied our trash in ten years? |
| 1631 | -->--''Cole [=MacGrath=] vs. Alex Mercer introduction'' |
| 1632 | |
| 1633 | ->'''Wiz''': Frieza, the dread emperor from Dragon Ball.\ |
| 1634 | '''Boomstick''': And Megatron, the Decepticon commander from Transformers.\ |
| 1635 | '''Wiz''': When these two dictators collide, the cosmos will ''tremble''! |
| 1636 | -->--''Frieza vs. Megatron introduction'' |
| 1637 | |
| 1638 | ->'''Wiz''': Satoru Gojo, Jujutsu Kaisen's sorceror sensei.\ |
| 1639 | '''Boomstick''': Makima, Chainsaw Man's head of Tokyo Public Safety.\ |
| 1640 | '''Wiz''': These two paranormal mentors are so strong, that they change the very worlds they live in. |
| 1641 | -->--''Gojo vs. Makima introduction'' |
| 1642 | |
| 1643 | ->'''Wiz''': Scooby-Doo, the miraculous mut from Mystery Incorporated.\ |
| 1644 | '''Boomstick''': Courage, the Cowardly Dog straight outta Nowhere.\ |
| 1645 | '''Wiz''': Canis familiaris. Man's best friend. The dog. No animal companion has stood by humanity's side as long or as loyally.\ |
| 1646 | '''Boomstick''': Even, and maybe especially, these two yellows-bellied, lily-livered scaredy-cats! Or... dogs. |
| 1647 | -->--''Scooby-Doo vs. Courage the Cowardly Dog introduction'' |
| 1648 | |
| 1649 | ->'''Boomstick''': Rick Sanchez.\ |
| 1650 | '''Wiz''': The Doctor.\ |
| 1651 | '''Boomstick''': These brilliant geniuses dominate the cosmos, but who would win in an all-out brawl? |
| 1652 | -->--''Rick Sanchez vs. The Doctor introduction'' |
| 1653 | |
| 1654 | ->'''Boomstick''': Son Goku.\ |
| 1655 | '''Wiz''': Superman.\ |
| 1656 | '''Boomstick''': It's time to answer the ultimate question and we're taking it all into play!\ |
| 1657 | '''Wiz''': We're examining Superman's extensive mainline comic book canon. Given ''Dragon Ball Super's'' contentious continuities, we'll be including all three, just to be thorough, plus ''Dragon Ball Heroes''. |
| 1658 | -->--''Goku vs. Superman (2023) introduction'' |
| 1659 | |
| 1660 | ->'''Wiz''': Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.\ |
| 1661 | '''Boomstick''': And Unicron, almighty chaos-bringer. That's right, it's day we've all been waiting for! |
| 1662 | -->--''Galactus vs. Unicron introduction'' |
| 1663 | [[/folder]] |
| 1664 | |
| 1665 | !!Lyrics |
| 1666 | [[folder:Season 2]] |
| 1667 | ->''Your last mistake's been made'' |
| 1668 | ->''You're on a fast track to an early grave'' |
| 1669 | ->''And now you're never gonna get away'' |
| 1670 | ->''It's time to face consequences you can't escape'' |
| 1671 | |
| 1672 | |
| 1673 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1674 | ->''And burn so bright you better shield your eyes'' |
| 1675 | ->''I swear I'll watch you die'' |
| 1676 | ->''It should come as no surprise'' |
| 1677 | ->''When I end your life'' |
| 1678 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1679 | ->''I'm done holding back'' |
| 1680 | ->''This is my full-on attack'' |
| 1681 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1682 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1683 | ->''Beforе it all cuts to black'' |
| 1684 | |
| 1685 | |
| 1686 | ->''Choked out there's no hopе now'' |
| 1687 | ->''I'm 2 steps ahead, and you're 6 feet down'' |
| 1688 | ->''You thought it'd go the other way but no'' |
| 1689 | ->''Just keep on screaming out from under that epitaph you wrote'' |
| 1690 | ->''Your last mistake's been made'' |
| 1691 | ->''Fast track to an early grave'' |
| 1692 | ->''Never gonna get away'' |
| 1693 | ->''It's time to face consequences you can't escape'' |
| 1694 | |
| 1695 | |
| 1696 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1697 | ->''And burn so bright you better shield your eyes'' |
| 1698 | ->''I swear I'll watch you die'' |
| 1699 | ->''It should come as no surprise'' |
| 1700 | ->''When I end your life'' |
| 1701 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1702 | ->''I'm done holding back'' |
| 1703 | ->''This is my full-on attack'' |
| 1704 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1705 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1706 | ->''Before it all cuts to black'' |
| 1707 | |
| 1708 | |
| 1709 | ->''You should've been listening'' |
| 1710 | ->''I'm never giving in'' |
| 1711 | ->''Every single moment that I've been living in'' |
| 1712 | ->''Ecstacy leaving me euphoric next to the'' |
| 1713 | ->''Corpse that remains of the choice that you made'' |
| 1714 | ->''When you made that mistake'' |
| 1715 | ->''And I made your bones break like it wasn't a thing'' |
| 1716 | ->''Cause it wasn't so bring on the pain'' |
| 1717 | ->''If you think that you can, cause I'm fucking insane'' |
| 1718 | ->''And I'll leave you decaying and slain'' |
| 1719 | ->''Like the brother of Cain'' |
| 1720 | ->''Yeah it's really a shame'' |
| 1721 | ->''That you stepped in this ring'' |
| 1722 | ->''Cause you'll never step to me again!'' |
| 1723 | |
| 1724 | |
| 1725 | |
| 1726 | ->''Take a moment'' |
| 1727 | ->''Breathe'' |
| 1728 | ->''Unending to nobody, I am an ultimate hero'' |
| 1729 | ->''You're not even near, I'll reduce you to zero'' |
| 1730 | ->''In case I ain't clear enough?'' |
| 1731 | ->'''There's only one god here.''' |
| 1732 | |
| 1733 | |
| 1734 | ->''Come alive'' |
| 1735 | ->''And burn so bright that you go blind'' |
| 1736 | ->''I swear I'll watch you die'' |
| 1737 | ->''You seem surprised that I'm still alive'' |
| 1738 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1739 | ->''I'm done holding back'' |
| 1740 | ->''This is the final attack'' |
| 1741 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1742 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 1743 | ->''And now it all cuts to black'' |
| 1744 | |
| 1745 | -->-- Alive, from Recap/DeathBattleS02E25GokuVsSuperman2 |
| 1746 | |
| 1747 | ->''If you do or if you don't'' |
| 1748 | ->''I know you will, I know you won't'' |
| 1749 | ->''There's no escape and soon you'll see'' |
| 1750 | ->''You're made of metal but you still bleed'' |
| 1751 | |
| 1752 | ->''I'll cut you right to what you call bone'' |
| 1753 | ->''Augmented warrior dying alone'' |
| 1754 | ->''A pseudonym because you fear your name'' |
| 1755 | ->''You're no hero just a pawn in their game'' |
| 1756 | |
| 1757 | ->''This war is all I am.'' |
| 1758 | |
| 1759 | ->''Underneath that mask you wear'' |
| 1760 | ->''You can't hide yourself in there'' |
| 1761 | ->''There will be blood, there will be pain'' |
| 1762 | ->''And before long you will be slain'' |
| 1763 | ->''A man no longer behind these eyes'' |
| 1764 | ->''Just a monster my humanity has died'' |
| 1765 | ->''Continue killing with no remorse'' |
| 1766 | ->''In the end you're just another corpse!'' |
| 1767 | |
| 1768 | ->''This war is all I am.'' |
| 1769 | |
| 1770 | ->''Sparks fly in a frozen slice,'' |
| 1771 | ->''Lock eyes as blades crack like ice'' |
| 1772 | ->''Time slows and shows we trade blows'' |
| 1773 | ->''But this exchange is coming to a close'' |
| 1774 | ->''The gloves are off and I'm seeing red'' |
| 1775 | ->''Unlocked the monster, you'll soon be dead.'' |
| 1776 | ->''Continue killing with no remorse,'' |
| 1777 | ->''In the end you're just another corpse!'' |
| 1778 | |
| 1779 | ->''This war is all I am.'' |
| 1780 | |
| 1781 | -->-- Exo-, from Recap/DeathBattleS02E27WolverineVsRaiden |
| 1782 | |
| 1783 | ->''Ye'' |
| 1784 | |
| 1785 | ->''I've heard a thing or two'' |
| 1786 | ->''About you'' |
| 1787 | ->''They say you're good,'' |
| 1788 | ->''Now I'm not trying to shoot you down'' |
| 1789 | ->''But when it comes to war,'' |
| 1790 | ->''I've had a world tour'' |
| 1791 | ->''Don't want them second guessing'' |
| 1792 | ->''who runs this town'' |
| 1793 | |
| 1794 | ->''So let 'er rip, let's go'' |
| 1795 | ->''Until our hearts explode'' |
| 1796 | ->''I'm at the top of my game,'' |
| 1797 | ->''And you're just too slow,'' |
| 1798 | ->''That's why this fight was over'' |
| 1799 | ->''Before we'd begun'' |
| 1800 | ->''You're a trick shot, son,'' |
| 1801 | ->''But I'm a better one'' |
| 1802 | |
| 1803 | ->''Come on, crawl,'' |
| 1804 | ->''Let's see where your cover takes you'' |
| 1805 | ->''Another shot fired,'' |
| 1806 | ->''But I bolted straight through'' |
| 1807 | ->''I'm in the right, in this fight'' |
| 1808 | ->''You come into sight'' |
| 1809 | ->''And then we both pull back,'' |
| 1810 | ->''And let the tension rise'' |
| 1811 | |
| 1812 | ->''So let 'er rip, let's go'' |
| 1813 | ->''Until our hearts explode'' |
| 1814 | ->''I'm at the top of my game,'' |
| 1815 | ->''And you're just too slow,'' |
| 1816 | ->''That's why this fight was over'' |
| 1817 | ->''Before we'd begun'' |
| 1818 | ->''You're a trick shot, son,'' |
| 1819 | ->''But I'm a better one'' |
| 1820 | |
| 1821 | |
| 1822 | |
| 1823 | ->''So let 'er rip, let's go'' |
| 1824 | ->''Until our hearts explode'' |
| 1825 | ->''I'm at the top of my game,'' |
| 1826 | ->''And you're just too slow,'' |
| 1827 | ->''That's why this fight was over'' |
| 1828 | ->''Before we'd begun'' |
| 1829 | ->''You're a trick shot, son,'' |
| 1830 | ->''But I'm a better one'' |
| 1831 | ->''So let 'er rip, let's go'' |
| 1832 | ->''Until our hearts explode'' |
| 1833 | ->''I'm at the top of my game,'' |
| 1834 | ->''And you're just too slow,'' |
| 1835 | ->''That's why this fight was over'' |
| 1836 | ->''Before we'd begun'' |
| 1837 | ->''You're a trick shot, son,'' |
| 1838 | ->'''But I'm a better one.''' |
| 1839 | |
| 1840 | -->-- You Have Failed This City, from Recap/DeathBattleS02E31GreenArrowVsHawkeye |
| 1841 | [[/folder]] |
| 1842 | |
| 1843 | [[folder:Season 3]] |
| 1844 | ->''A hidden truth'' |
| 1845 | ->''Lurking inside of you'' |
| 1846 | ->''Your destiny is never'' |
| 1847 | ->''Quite as simple as it seems'' |
| 1848 | ->''Bursting at the seams'' |
| 1849 | ->''With so much pent up rage'' |
| 1850 | ->''With so many shattered dreams~'' |
| 1851 | |
| 1852 | ->''Ambrosia, to have tasted your heights!'' |
| 1853 | ->''But per the mythos, my hubris will end this flight!'' |
| 1854 | ->''I left my hopes at the top of Olympus Mons!'' |
| 1855 | ->''I suppose there lies the joke, in leaving faith with the gods!'' |
| 1856 | |
| 1857 | ->''I never could just learn to let it go...'' |
| 1858 | ->''Despair and Determination in a vicious cycle!'' |
| 1859 | ->''Eternal ascent, but I'm reaching the end of my rope'' |
| 1860 | ->''And the air is getting thin, when will I fly again?'' |
| 1861 | ->''I never could just learn to let it...'' |
| 1862 | |
| 1863 | ->''Fall, my waxy wings are failing after all'' |
| 1864 | ->''And at this rate, I'll die before I'' |
| 1865 | ->''Reach the top!'' |
| 1866 | ->''Is my hope still up there with the gods?'' |
| 1867 | ->''If I don't pick up the pace'' |
| 1868 | ->''I'll never know.'' |
| 1869 | |
| 1870 | ->''A bed of roses, you'd think would lay to rest'' |
| 1871 | ->''But the fact remains, that the thorns are pressed to my neck'' |
| 1872 | ->''IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH!'' |
| 1873 | ->''You flinch at the sight of my blood,'' |
| 1874 | ->''As if it were the first time I'd bled for you...'' |
| 1875 | |
| 1876 | ->''I never could just learn to let it go...'' |
| 1877 | ->''Despair and Determination in a vicious cycle!'' |
| 1878 | ->''Eternal ascent, but I'm reaching the end of my rope'' |
| 1879 | ->''And the air is getting thin, when will I fly again?'' |
| 1880 | ->''I never could just learn to let it...'' |
| 1881 | |
| 1882 | ->''Burn, I know I'm not the first'' |
| 1883 | ->''But I also know you'll get what you deserve'' |
| 1884 | ->''When you fall from Olympus back to earth'' |
| 1885 | ->''My dreams will drag you down to me!'' |
| 1886 | |
| 1887 | -->-- Olympus Mons, from Recap/DeathBattleS03E02BowserVsGanon |
| 1888 | |
| 1889 | ->''Grant the souls I send your way'' |
| 1890 | ->''Final peace and rest at last'' |
| 1891 | ->''Cause they're going down'' |
| 1892 | ->''Yeah they're going down'' |
| 1893 | ->''You know they're going down'' |
| 1894 | ->''Yeah they're going down'' |
| 1895 | |
| 1896 | ->''Grant the souls I send your way'' |
| 1897 | ->''Final peace and rest at last'' |
| 1898 | ->''Cause they're going down'' |
| 1899 | ->''Yeah they're going down'' |
| 1900 | ->''You know they're going down'' |
| 1901 | ->''Yeah they're going down'' |
| 1902 | ->''If they ever thought they had a shot'' |
| 1903 | ->''You're the one who sold the lies they bought'' |
| 1904 | ->''Yeah they're going down'' |
| 1905 | ->''Yeah they're going down'' |
| 1906 | |
| 1907 | -->-- Slingshot, from Recap/DeathBattleS03E07MetaVsCarolina |
| 1908 | [[/folder]] |
| 1909 | |
| 1910 | [[folder:Season 5]] |
| 1911 | ->''Better start moving'' |
| 1912 | ->''I'm throwing the Shoryuken'' |
| 1913 | ->''Thinking you the best'' |
| 1914 | ->''Then prove it, let’s start dukin' '' |
| 1915 | |
| 1916 | |
| 1917 | ->''Nah, I bob quick, then hit you with God Fists'' |
| 1918 | ->''Shoulder Flip, arm twists, your threats are harmless'' |
| 1919 | |
| 1920 | ->''I'm the road warrior, walking around in dysphoria'' |
| 1921 | ->''All your moves are flash and gas I’m ignoring 'em'' |
| 1922 | ->''Everywhere that I roam I'm a foreigner'' |
| 1923 | ->''Better hear me, your warnings up, before I leave a mark on your chest for the coroner'' |
| 1924 | |
| 1925 | |
| 1926 | ->''I'm Jin Kazama, I'm bringing the drama, I'm a -'' |
| 1927 | ->''- kick the flame out your dragon mouth, just tap out'' |
| 1928 | ->''The whole worlds against me, so what's another peon?'' |
| 1929 | ->''Don't rattle the blood inside of me, you’ll be dead to the eons'' |
| 1930 | |
| 1931 | |
| 1932 | ->''You ain’t ready to face the hard streets'' |
| 1933 | ->''I rock in mach speed and Tatsumaki'' |
| 1934 | ->''Hurricane for your pain, I just knock my foes'' |
| 1935 | ->''And if they last a few rounds I got the Dark Hadou'' |
| 1936 | |
| 1937 | ->''I got the Lightning, freighting to everybody fighting'' |
| 1938 | ->''I make a world crisis whenever I get excited'' |
| 1939 | ->''I can knock you through stages and level screens'' |
| 1940 | ->''And if you last a few rounds I'll bring the Devil Gene'' |
| 1941 | |
| 1942 | |
| 1943 | ->''Refigure my V-Trigger get beat quicker'' |
| 1944 | ->''You can’t manage, your soul vanish with stun damage'' |
| 1945 | ->''I go frantic, with every move when I'm Hyper'' |
| 1946 | ->''Uppercut to the gut, I'm bout to tear your life up!'' |
| 1947 | |
| 1948 | |
| 1949 | ->''((Fight!))'' |
| 1950 | ->''It's a war, lift your hands'' |
| 1951 | ->''Power up, let’s see who can stand'' |
| 1952 | ->''((Let's Fight!))'' |
| 1953 | ->''Hear the roar from the fans'' |
| 1954 | ->''Who can win with moves and commands'' |
| 1955 | ->''((Fight!))'' |
| 1956 | ->''It's a war, lift your hands'' |
| 1957 | ->''Power up, let's see who can stand |
| 1958 | ->''((Let's Fight!))'' |
| 1959 | ->''Hear the roar from the fans'' |
| 1960 | ->''Who can win with moves and commands'' |
| 1961 | |
| 1962 | ->''You - Can't - Beat - Me'' |
| 1963 | ->''I - am - Rage!'' |
| 1964 | ->''Fire - Fall'' |
| 1965 | ->''All - Days'' |
| 1966 | |
| 1967 | |
| 1968 | ->''I got a feeling, the powers building, I'm ill all night'' |
| 1969 | ->''I been concealing it, now I'm wielding it, reel in freight'' |
| 1970 | ->''Your death is eminent, stop defending it, end on sight'' |
| 1971 | ->''With no remembrance, disassemble your will to fight'' |
| 1972 | |
| 1973 | ->''((Fight!))'' |
| 1974 | ->''It's a war, lift your hands'' |
| 1975 | ->''Power up, let’s see who can stand'' |
| 1976 | ->''((Let's Fight!))'' |
| 1977 | ->''Hear the roar from the fans'' |
| 1978 | ->''Who can win with moves and commands'' |
| 1979 | ->''((Fight!))'' |
| 1980 | ->''It's a war, lift your hands'' |
| 1981 | ->''Power up, let's see who can stand |
| 1982 | ->''((Let's Fight!))'' |
| 1983 | ->''Hear the roar from the fans'' |
| 1984 | ->''Who can win with moves and commands'' |
| 1985 | |
| 1986 | ->''((Fight!))'' |
| 1987 | ->''((Let's Fight!))'' |
| 1988 | ->''((Fight!))'' |
| 1989 | ->''((Let's Fight!))'' |
| 1990 | |
| 1991 | -->-- Fight Like A Devil, from Recap/DeathBattleS05E08RyuVsJin |
| 1992 | |
| 1993 | ->''I'm hard, cold steel'' |
| 1994 | ->''A cyber battle-ready cosmonaut'' |
| 1995 | ->''Slice it up, shoot to kill'' |
| 1996 | ->''It's only you and I, someone's dying tonight'' |
| 1997 | ->''Is it the spark, that ignites?'' |
| 1998 | ->''Or the pilot inside with a will to survive?'' |
| 1999 | ->''In the fire, through the fight,'' |
| 2000 | ->''In the emptiness of space, we prove our might!'' |
| 2001 | |
| 2002 | ->''Riding the wings of iron!'' |
| 2003 | ->''Victory forged in fire!'' |
| 2004 | ->''Stoking the funeral pyre,'' |
| 2005 | ->''We are limitless!'' |
| 2006 | ->''Out here in outer space,'' |
| 2007 | ->''A contest of the modern age!'' |
| 2008 | ->''Rages on and engulfs the flames!'' |
| 2009 | ->''We are limitless!'' |
| 2010 | |
| 2011 | ->''Is it the spark, that ignites?'' |
| 2012 | ->''Or the pilot inside with a will to survive?'' |
| 2013 | ->''In the fire, through the fight,'' |
| 2014 | ->''In the emptiness of space, we prove our might!'' |
| 2015 | |
| 2016 | ->''Riding the wings of iron!'' |
| 2017 | ->''Victory forged in fire!'' |
| 2018 | ->''Stoking the funeral pyre,'' |
| 2019 | ->''We are limitless!'' |
| 2020 | ->''Out here in outer space,'' |
| 2021 | ->''A contest of the modern age!'' |
| 2022 | ->''Rages on and engulfs the flames!'' |
| 2023 | ->''We are limitless!'' |
| 2024 | |
| 2025 | -->-- Wings of Iron, from Recap/DeathBattleS05E11OptimusPrimeVsGundam |
| 2026 | |
| 2027 | ->''No bones beneath, no skin'' |
| 2028 | ->''Just a polished exoskeleton'' |
| 2029 | ->''Every game that I'm in, I win'' |
| 2030 | ->''All your best efforts are an imitation'' |
| 2031 | |
| 2032 | ->''Product of the digital mind'' |
| 2033 | ->''I'll build the future that I datalized'' |
| 2034 | ->''Into a world of my image, perfected'' |
| 2035 | ->''I won't stop until you're all infected!'' |
| 2036 | |
| 2037 | ->''These bots that I employ'' |
| 2038 | ->''Be consumed or be destroyed'' |
| 2039 | ->''Submit to the hate, admit it's your fate'' |
| 2040 | ->''Try to get free but you'll never escape'' |
| 2041 | |
| 2042 | ->''Product of the digital mind'' |
| 2043 | ->''I'll build the future that I datalized'' |
| 2044 | ->''Into a world of my image, perfected'' |
| 2045 | ->''I won't stop until you're all infected!'' |
| 2046 | |
| 2047 | ->''You showed up just to get smacked down'' |
| 2048 | ->''I find you, and I'm deleting you now'' |
| 2049 | ->''You sit in the ring, but you can't shake the king'' |
| 2050 | ->''You like picking trash and I'm taking you out'' |
| 2051 | |
| 2052 | ->''Product of the digital mind'' |
| 2053 | ->''I'll build the future that I datalized'' |
| 2054 | ->''Into a world of my image, perfected'' |
| 2055 | ->''I won't stop until you're all infected!'' |
| 2056 | |
| 2057 | -->-- Infection Perfection, from Recap/DeathBattleS05E14UltronVsSigma |
| 2058 | |
| 2059 | ->''Let’s fight'' |
| 2060 | ->''I reign supreme'' |
| 2061 | ->''The emperor'' |
| 2062 | ->''(I’m galactic!)'' |
| 2063 | ->''Swiping away your tactics'' |
| 2064 | ->''Crushing you under my feet'' |
| 2065 | ->''You’re a peasant, nothing to me'' |
| 2066 | ->''Turn to dust! My power and lust'' |
| 2067 | ->''Will hunt your defeat'' |
| 2068 | |
| 2069 | ->''Let’s swing with it'' |
| 2070 | ->''I change reality when I think'' |
| 2071 | ->''To the brink of your soul'' |
| 2072 | ->''I own it all, I’m a fiend!'' |
| 2073 | ->''I’m the king of this universe'' |
| 2074 | ->''Now I’m knocking you through the dirt'' |
| 2075 | ->''Put a stop to you, now it hurts'' |
| 2076 | ->''Bow down and or it will get worst'' |
| 2077 | |
| 2078 | ->''I’m the king!'' |
| 2079 | |
| 2080 | ->''Battle for the universe, let's get striking'' |
| 2081 | ->''Feel the the power and the force of the mightiest fighting'' |
| 2082 | ->''Energy blast hit fast, Eye Beams like lightning'' |
| 2083 | ->''Who can win? A new god or the hands of a Titan?'' |
| 2084 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2085 | ->''(You can't stand this tortuous pain)'' |
| 2086 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2087 | ->''(So worship this warrior's reign)'' |
| 2088 | ->''Yeah, heart and pride crash like when stars collide'' |
| 2089 | ->''Feel it all inside'' |
| 2090 | ->''I'm ready for your soul's demise'' |
| 2091 | |
| 2092 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2093 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2094 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2095 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2096 | |
| 2097 | ->''Let’s get it on! I’m here'' |
| 2098 | ->''Don’t give me love, just fear!'' |
| 2099 | ->''Since I made my premiere'' |
| 2100 | ->''Got the universe at my will'' |
| 2101 | |
| 2102 | ->''My power’s making you kneel'' |
| 2103 | ->''Cause you ain’t ready to brawl'' |
| 2104 | ->''I got Death’s phone number'' |
| 2105 | ->''And I’m making a call'' |
| 2106 | |
| 2107 | ->''I walk through portals'' |
| 2108 | ->''Step on the boards of time and space ~'' |
| 2109 | ->''You’re never stopping this'' |
| 2110 | ->''King of Apokolips'' |
| 2111 | ->''Turn planets into slaves'' |
| 2112 | ->''Better give me respect'' |
| 2113 | ->''I bring Sparx in death battles'' |
| 2114 | ->''The Omega Effect'' |
| 2115 | ->''It'll cost you a life to battle me'' |
| 2116 | ->''Settle your debt'' |
| 2117 | ->''I took lives to get to the throne'' |
| 2118 | ->''I never regret'' |
| 2119 | ->''Heads roll when I step in, give me your neck'' |
| 2120 | |
| 2121 | ->''Ha! No one can stand'' |
| 2122 | ->''I bring power, bend your knees, I hold in my hand'' |
| 2123 | ->''A gauntlet full of power, Infinity stones'' |
| 2124 | ->''I break bones, in my zone, your divinity's gone'' |
| 2125 | ->''I'm the greatest'' |
| 2126 | ->''With the snap of my fingers I change populations'' |
| 2127 | ->''Better run from this Eternal, just stop debating'' |
| 2128 | ->''I battled everybody, challenged the best'' |
| 2129 | ->''Even Odin, and crushed the Avengers just like they're rodents'' |
| 2130 | |
| 2131 | ->''Battle for the universe, let's get striking'' |
| 2132 | ->''Feel the the power and the force of the mightiest fighting'' |
| 2133 | ->''Energy blast hit fast, Eye Beams like lightning'' |
| 2134 | ->''Who can win? A new god or the hands of a Titan?'' |
| 2135 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2136 | ->''(You can't stand this tortuous pain)'' |
| 2137 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2138 | ->''(So worship this warrior's reign)'' |
| 2139 | ->''Yeah, heart and pride crash like when stars collide'' |
| 2140 | ->''Feel it all inside'' |
| 2141 | ->''I'm ready for your soul's demise'' |
| 2142 | |
| 2143 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2144 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2145 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2146 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2147 | |
| 2148 | |
| 2149 | ->''Yeah war inside'' |
| 2150 | ->''I'm full of pride'' |
| 2151 | ->''I'm 'bout to rise'' |
| 2152 | ->''Make you vanish like a planet'' |
| 2153 | ->''Just go head and die'' |
| 2154 | |
| 2155 | ->''Yeah war inside'' |
| 2156 | ->''I'm full of pride'' |
| 2157 | ->''I'm 'bout to rise'' |
| 2158 | ->''Make you vanish like a planet'' |
| 2159 | ->''Just go head and die'' |
| 2160 | |
| 2161 | ->''Yeah war inside'' |
| 2162 | ->''I'm full of pride'' |
| 2163 | ->''I'm 'bout to rise'' |
| 2164 | ->''Make you vanish like a planet'' |
| 2165 | ->''Just go head and die'' |
| 2166 | |
| 2167 | ->''Yeah war inside'' |
| 2168 | ->''I'm full of pride'' |
| 2169 | ->''I'm 'bout to rise'' |
| 2170 | ->''Make you vanish like a planet'' |
| 2171 | ->''Just go head and die'' |
| 2172 | |
| 2173 | ->''Battle for the universe, let's get striking'' |
| 2174 | ->''Feel the the power and the force of the mightiest fighting'' |
| 2175 | ->''Energy blast hit fast, Eye Beams like lightning'' |
| 2176 | ->''Who can win? A new god or the hands of a Titan?'' |
| 2177 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2178 | ->''(You can't stand this tortuous pain)'' |
| 2179 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2180 | ->''(So worship this warrior's reign)'' |
| 2181 | ->''Yeah, heart and pride crash like when stars collide'' |
| 2182 | ->''Feel it all inside'' |
| 2183 | ->''I'm ready for your soul's demise'' |
| 2184 | |
| 2185 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2186 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2187 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2188 | ->''I'm the king!'' |
| 2189 | |
| 2190 | |
| 2191 | -->-- Kings of Infinity, from Recap/DeathBattleS05E16ThanosVsDarkseid |
| 2192 | [[/folder]] |
| 2193 | |
| 2194 | [[folder:Season 6]] |
| 2195 | ->''Can't knock off my emerald crown'' |
| 2196 | ->''The cold cosmos forged my emerald crown'' |
| 2197 | ->''A force of justice from a league of renown'' |
| 2198 | ->''The cosmos are mine, the cosmos are mine'' |
| 2199 | |
| 2200 | ->''I'm schizophrenic'' |
| 2201 | ->''I'm not schizophrenic'' |
| 2202 | ->''There's ten of me but I swear'' |
| 2203 | ->''We're not schizophrenic maybe'' |
| 2204 | |
| 2205 | -->-- Emerald Heroes, from Recap/DeathBattleS06E06Ben10VsGreenLantern |
| 2206 | |
| 2207 | ->''Doesn't matter time or place'' |
| 2208 | ->''If I hear you call my name'' |
| 2209 | ->''Know that everything will be okay!'' |
| 2210 | ->''With a smile on my face'' |
| 2211 | ->''I will face the darkest day'' |
| 2212 | ->''They rely on me when it all needs saved!'' |
| 2213 | |
| 2214 | ->''I've held the weight of the world'' |
| 2215 | ->''And I carry the fire'' |
| 2216 | ->''I'm a Symbol of Hope, a Symbol of Peace'' |
| 2217 | ->''A man to admire!'' |
| 2218 | ->''I burn as intense as the sun'' |
| 2219 | ->''With passion and desire'' |
| 2220 | ->''Unlock every Gate'' |
| 2221 | ->''Whatever it takes when the fight's looking dire!'' |
| 2222 | ->'''(I'll never give up!)''' |
| 2223 | |
| 2224 | ->''Doesn't matter time or place'' |
| 2225 | ->''If I hear you call my name'' |
| 2226 | ->''Know that everything will be okay!'' |
| 2227 | ->''With a smile on my face'' |
| 2228 | ->''I will face the darkest day'' |
| 2229 | ->''They rely on me when it all needs saved!'' |
| 2230 | |
| 2231 | ->''There's an era approaching when I'll'' |
| 2232 | ->''When I'll have to pass on the torch'' |
| 2233 | ->''When you'll follow in these steps'' |
| 2234 | ->''On the path that I've scorched'' |
| 2235 | ->''There'll come a time when I'm wearing down'' |
| 2236 | ->''But you can rest assured'' |
| 2237 | ->''That isn't now!'' |
| 2238 | ->'''(Dig deeper!)''' |
| 2239 | |
| 2240 | ->''Doesn't matter time or place'' |
| 2241 | ->''If I hear you call my name'' |
| 2242 | ->''Know that everything will be okay!'' |
| 2243 | ->''With a smile on my face'' |
| 2244 | ->''I will face the darkest day'' |
| 2245 | ->''They rely on me when it all needs saved!'' |
| 2246 | |
| 2247 | -->-- Mighty, from Recap/DeathBattleS06E16AllMightVsMightGuy |
| 2248 | [[/folder]] |
| 2249 | |
| 2250 | [[folder:Season 7]] |
| 2251 | ->''Wassup?'' |
| 2252 | ->''¡Dígame! "Along with this great power comes responsibility."'' |
| 2253 | ->''See the lightning mighty close, I'll never swing away'' |
| 2254 | ->''I see you running. ¡Adiós! Bet I won't "see ya later."'' |
| 2255 | ->''Forgive me but can I be honest?'' |
| 2256 | ->''I'm fully transparent'' |
| 2257 | ->''You ride on trash cans'' |
| 2258 | ->''Shocking you'd be my next match!'' |
| 2259 | ->''I'm running all over the walls'' |
| 2260 | ->''Sticking and moving, I brawl'' |
| 2261 | ->''You'll never see me at all'' |
| 2262 | ->''You're taking the fall, I gotta pray for them all:'' |
| 2263 | ->''Spider-Man answer the call!'' |
| 2264 | |
| 2265 | ->''You ain't ready for the Static'' |
| 2266 | ->''Don't act dramatic'' |
| 2267 | ->''Break you down like it's mathematics'' |
| 2268 | ->''I'm the hero, you can check my status'' |
| 2269 | ->''Step on up! Think you the baddest? '' |
| 2270 | ->''I'm magnetic and I'm athletic'' |
| 2271 | ->''Wanna battle? Get the mask ready'' |
| 2272 | ->''Try to act steady, my attacks heavy'' |
| 2273 | ->''Boy your Venom Blast just a tad petty'' |
| 2274 | ->''Heard your Daddy's a cop, then you should hide in his precinct'' |
| 2275 | ->''Before I take a weekend in sequence, leave you weakened and bleeding'' |
| 2276 | ->''You're so pathetic, better call your Mom, I know she's a medic'' |
| 2277 | ->''I'm 'bout to hit you with a force that's electromagnetic'' |
| 2278 | |
| 2279 | ->''Let's go to war, I'm seeing red when I walk on the edge'' |
| 2280 | ->''Yeah I'm tearing through the net, got a shock for the webs'' |
| 2281 | ->''I'm exploding through the air, 'bout to snatch you outta your dreads'' |
| 2282 | ->''Burn you right out of your threads, let's battle up to the death'' |
| 2283 | ->''You better step back check that, you don't wanna fight'' |
| 2284 | ->''I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night'' |
| 2285 | ->''You better step back check that, you don't wanna fight'' |
| 2286 | ->''I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night'' |
| 2287 | |
| 2288 | ->''Turn it up!'' |
| 2289 | ->''Virgil, I'ma be completely emphatic'' |
| 2290 | ->''You can never beat me with a frequency'' |
| 2291 | ->''All they gonna hear is some Static'' |
| 2292 | ->''Picking all apart your composure'' |
| 2293 | ->''Then put away the Spark, "nice to know ya!"'' |
| 2294 | ->''On to the next though'' |
| 2295 | ->''You ain't no Electro'' |
| 2296 | ->''Better get a charge on your motor'' |
| 2297 | ->''Venom is stunning electric in front of me'' |
| 2298 | ->''You ain't a threat to my senses (ain't tingling)'' |
| 2299 | ->''Insulation is a valid defense'' |
| 2300 | ->''And a drop of water I'm about to dispense'' |
| 2301 | ->''Choose to stop by a gym'' |
| 2302 | ->''Run another 3 miles home'' |
| 2303 | ->''Or run to DC all you want'' |
| 2304 | ->''Cause you'll never be Miles-tone'' |
| 2305 | |
| 2306 | ->''Let's go blow for blow'' |
| 2307 | ->''Get a broken nose'' |
| 2308 | ->''Feel my volts'' |
| 2309 | ->''As you overload'' |
| 2310 | ->''Realest hero up here'' |
| 2311 | ->''You think you better'' |
| 2312 | ->''You just a joke'' |
| 2313 | ->''You're not even the best in the Spiderverse'' |
| 2314 | ->''Got a fighter's chance but you ain't even better than Spider-Ham'' |
| 2315 | ->''I got a lightning hand for you, you a brat living spoil'' |
| 2316 | ->''All the girls just avoid you, at your school they ignore you'' |
| 2317 | ->''I'm the hero in the streets with the powers off the meter'' |
| 2318 | ->''So just focus on your features, turn invisible and beat it'' |
| 2319 | |
| 2320 | ->''Let's go to war, I'm seeing red when I walk on the edge'' |
| 2321 | ->''Yeah I'm tearing through the net, got a shock for the webs'' |
| 2322 | ->''I'm exploding through the air, 'bout to snatch you outta your dreads'' |
| 2323 | ->''Burn you right out of your threads, let's battle up to the death'' |
| 2324 | ->''Boy, you better step back check that, you don't wanna fight'' |
| 2325 | ->''I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night'' |
| 2326 | ->''You better step back check that, you don't wanna fight'' |
| 2327 | ->''I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night!'' |
| 2328 | |
| 2329 | -->-- Watts Up Danger, from Recap/DeathBattleS07E01MilesMoralesVsStatic |
| 2330 | |
| 2331 | ->''Hell's more likely to freeze'' |
| 2332 | |
| 2333 | ->''I'm seeing my breath in the wind'' |
| 2334 | ->''Can't believe this is happening again'' |
| 2335 | ->''(Just bleed)'' |
| 2336 | ->''You thought you'd just come disrespect me?'' |
| 2337 | ->''Where I'm from, yeah, we call that a sin'' |
| 2338 | ->''Tension in the atmosphere,'' |
| 2339 | ->''And yet my mind is clear,'' |
| 2340 | ->'' 'Cause I don't have no time to feel fear!'' |
| 2341 | |
| 2342 | ->''Well there's your mistake,'' |
| 2343 | ->'' 'Cause I can't wait to watch you break'' |
| 2344 | ->''Your blood on the snow'' |
| 2345 | ->''Goes from boiling to cold.'' |
| 2346 | ->''Heart beating so slow,'' |
| 2347 | ->''Once the frostbite takes hold.'' |
| 2348 | |
| 2349 | ->''Temperature lowers degree by degree'' |
| 2350 | ->''The perfect arena for me -'' |
| 2351 | ->''When even the air is beginning to freeze,'' |
| 2352 | ->''And it's only getting'' |
| 2353 | |
| 2354 | ->'''Colder.''' |
| 2355 | ->''It all fades to white, hope you got your closure'' |
| 2356 | ->'''Colder.''' |
| 2357 | ->''Don't close your eyes, this isn't over'' |
| 2358 | ->''Your final mistake when you chose to face me'' |
| 2359 | ->''Hell's more likely to freeze'' |
| 2360 | |
| 2361 | |
| 2362 | ->''Remember you started this fight,'' |
| 2363 | ->''What a lack of foresight.'' |
| 2364 | ->''It's cute that you think you'll survive!'' |
| 2365 | ->''You must be out of your mind,'' |
| 2366 | ->''Such a waste, that you came here to die!'' |
| 2367 | |
| 2368 | ->''You took the words from my mouth -'' |
| 2369 | ->''Soon the only guild that you'll serve is a box in the ground!'' |
| 2370 | ->''Temperature still going down,'' |
| 2371 | ->''Crystals around, and it's only getting'' |
| 2372 | |
| 2373 | ->'''Colder.''' |
| 2374 | ->''It all fades to white, hope you got your closure'' |
| 2375 | ->'''Colder.''' |
| 2376 | ->''Don't close your eyes, this isn't over'' |
| 2377 | ->''Your final mistake when you chose to face me'' |
| 2378 | ->''Hell's more likely to freeze'' |
| 2379 | |
| 2380 | -->-- Lost Ice Storms, from Recap/DeathBattleS07E05GrayVsEsdeath |
| 2381 | |
| 2382 | ->''Reveal my monstrous nature!'' |
| 2383 | ->''Flooded in blood by the weight of my curse'' |
| 2384 | ->''No time for heroes or saviors in this'' |
| 2385 | ->''Night shows the reflected white in my eyes'' |
| 2386 | ->''By the moonlight'' |
| 2387 | |
| 2388 | ->''I'm not sure I can cling to the shreds of my mind!'' |
| 2389 | ->''I can't concede, who's the beast and who am I? Where do I draw the line?'' |
| 2390 | |
| 2391 | ->''Claws and teeth, flesh and heat,'' |
| 2392 | ->''Am I a man or beast?'' |
| 2393 | ->''Claws and teeth, flesh and heat,'' |
| 2394 | ->''Was it the monster or me?'' |
| 2395 | |
| 2396 | ->''Blood Moon, I won't give into you!'' |
| 2397 | ->''Blood Moon, losing myself into this'' |
| 2398 | ->''Blood Moon has me...'' |
| 2399 | ->''BLIND!'' |
| 2400 | ->''Lycanthropic intentions envelop me!'' |
| 2401 | |
| 2402 | ->''Blood Moon, I won't give into you!'' |
| 2403 | ->''Blood Moon, losing myself into this'' |
| 2404 | ->''Blood Moon has me blind'' |
| 2405 | ->''Driving me out of my mind!'' |
| 2406 | |
| 2407 | ->''No time for heroes or goddamn saviors! (Goddamn saviors!)'' |
| 2408 | ->''Primal pulses polluting and pounding my brain'' |
| 2409 | ->''I know you're the same!'' |
| 2410 | ->''Ancient urges this curse has awakened in me'' |
| 2411 | |
| 2412 | ->''I know that you are the same!'' |
| 2413 | |
| 2414 | ->''I've lost my mind, blurred the line in between'' |
| 2415 | ->''The monster and me,'' |
| 2416 | ->''I've lost my humanity!'' |
| 2417 | |
| 2418 | -->-- Blood Moon, from Recap/DeathBattleS07E16SabrewulfVsJonTalbain |
| 2419 | |
| 2420 | ->''Hey~ 私は貴方を破壊します'' |
| 2421 | ->''Hey~ 貴方はいま死んでしょ'' |
| 2422 | ->''Hey~ 私の力はかっこいすぎる'' |
| 2423 | ->''Hey~ 貴方の力はなにもない'' |
| 2424 | |
| 2425 | ->''私は怒りです'' |
| 2426 | |
| 2427 | ->''Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!'' |
| 2428 | ->''I am the rage!'' |
| 2429 | ->''Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!'' |
| 2430 | ->''I have the strength!'' |
| 2431 | |
| 2432 | ->''Hey~ 私の力はかっこいすぎる'' |
| 2433 | ->''Hey~ 貴方の力はなにもない'' |
| 2434 | |
| 2435 | ->''私は怒りです'' |
| 2436 | |
| 2437 | ->''Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!'' |
| 2438 | ->''I am the rage!'' |
| 2439 | ->''Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!'' |
| 2440 | ->''I have the strength!'' |
| 2441 | |
| 2442 | ->''Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!'' |
| 2443 | ->''I am the rage!'' |
| 2444 | ->''Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!'' |
| 2445 | ->''I have the strength!'' |
| 2446 | |
| 2447 | ->''Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!'' |
| 2448 | ->''I am the rage!'' |
| 2449 | ->''Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!'' |
| 2450 | ->''I have the strength!'' |
| 2451 | |
| 2452 | ->''I... Ika... Ikari'' |
| 2453 | ->''I... Ika... IKA..!'' |
| 2454 | |
| 2455 | -->-- Ikari, from Recap/DeathBattleS07E20HulkVsBroly |
| 2456 | [[/folder]] |
| 2457 | |
| 2458 | [[folder:Season 8]] |
| 2459 | ->''See the chaos in me, losing control with every fiber of my being'' |
| 2460 | ->''See the chaos in me, losing control'' |
| 2461 | |
| 2462 | ->''Viciously'' |
| 2463 | ->''Embrace the chaos vengeance brings'' |
| 2464 | |
| 2465 | ->''Unleash a twisted scream'' |
| 2466 | ->''With all the weight of a fake,'' |
| 2467 | ->''You embrace your fate so readily'' |
| 2468 | ->'''You could never be like me!''' |
| 2469 | |
| 2470 | ->''Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unravel in all of me!'' |
| 2471 | ->''I saw that moment, still frozen in time!'' |
| 2472 | ->''A shadow leading the blind!'' |
| 2473 | |
| 2474 | ->''I've paid in blood,'' |
| 2475 | ->''Paved the way for the changes I thought I should,'' |
| 2476 | ->''All for the greater good,'' |
| 2477 | ->''But I'll fight like the fucking devil wishes he could!'' |
| 2478 | |
| 2479 | ->''Hail to the king of the misery'' |
| 2480 | ->''Go on and lose your way, let's just see where it leads!'' |
| 2481 | ->''It's always back to me.'' |
| 2482 | |
| 2483 | ->''Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unravel in all of me!'' |
| 2484 | ->''I saw that moment, still frozen in time!'' |
| 2485 | ->''A shadow leading the blind!'' |
| 2486 | ->''Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unravel in all of me!'' |
| 2487 | ->''I saw that moment, still frozen in time!'' |
| 2488 | ->''A shadow leading the blind!'' |
| 2489 | |
| 2490 | ->''I've paid in blood,'' |
| 2491 | ->''Paved the way for the changes I thought I should,'' |
| 2492 | ->''All for the greater good,'' |
| 2493 | ->''But I'll fight like the fucking devil wishes he could!'' |
| 2494 | |
| 2495 | -->-- Chaos Unraveled, from Recap/DeathBattleS08E02ShadowVsRyuko |
| 2496 | |
| 2497 | ->''Flood!'' |
| 2498 | ->''Now the sky's raining blood!'' |
| 2499 | ->''Everything that I love's falling away'' |
| 2500 | ->''And there's no escape!'' |
| 2501 | |
| 2502 | ->''From shadows we rise'' |
| 2503 | ->''The curse of a bloodline'' |
| 2504 | ->''That's fated to fight just to survive (just to survive)'' |
| 2505 | ->''Giving our hearts and minds'' |
| 2506 | ->''From the day we were born we knew this is how we might die (die)'' |
| 2507 | |
| 2508 | ->''Flood!'' |
| 2509 | ->''Now the sky's raining blood!'' |
| 2510 | ->''Everything that I love's falling away'' |
| 2511 | ->''And there's no escape!'' |
| 2512 | |
| 2513 | ->''Ringing so clear in my ears,'' |
| 2514 | ->''The terror of voices that cry out in fear'' |
| 2515 | ->''In this war! This endless war!'' |
| 2516 | ->''They gave you their lives and you still need more!'' |
| 2517 | |
| 2518 | ->''You monsters are people'' |
| 2519 | ->''Despite all the evil'' |
| 2520 | ->''You monsters are people'' |
| 2521 | ->''Despite all the evil'' |
| 2522 | |
| 2523 | ->''Flood!'' |
| 2524 | ->''Now the sky's raining blood!'' |
| 2525 | ->''Everything that I love's falling away'' |
| 2526 | ->''And there's no escape!'' |
| 2527 | |
| 2528 | ->''Blood!'' |
| 2529 | ->''Raining down from above!'' |
| 2530 | ->''Watch the sky open up, taking everything away'' |
| 2531 | ->''And there's still no escape!'' |
| 2532 | |
| 2533 | ->''You monsters are people'' |
| 2534 | ->''Despite all the evil'' |
| 2535 | ->''You monsters are people'' |
| 2536 | ->''Despite all the evil'' |
| 2537 | |
| 2538 | -->-- Thunder Shroud, from Recap/DeathBattleS08E05BlakeBelladonnaVsMikasaAckerman |
| 2539 | |
| 2540 | ->''Who said that talk is cheap?'' |
| 2541 | ->''Well they ain't never met me'' |
| 2542 | ->''I'm a bona fide, certified'' |
| 2543 | ->''New age king'' |
| 2544 | |
| 2545 | ->''Heavy crown'' |
| 2546 | ->''Come around just to cut you down, this town ain't'' |
| 2547 | ->''Big enough'' |
| 2548 | ->''For the both of us'' |
| 2549 | |
| 2550 | ->''Locked yourself away inside that ivory tower,'' |
| 2551 | ->''It's easy to see why delusions of power'' |
| 2552 | ->''Would sink into your bones'' |
| 2553 | ->''You need to learn to let it go'' |
| 2554 | |
| 2555 | ->''Whoa oh oh'' |
| 2556 | ->''You act so above it all'' |
| 2557 | ->''Whoa oh oh'' |
| 2558 | ->''Let it go, let it go, lose control'' |
| 2559 | |
| 2560 | ->''All that money couldn't buy you class, I'll prove'' |
| 2561 | ->''It doesn't take a Superman to kick your ass'' |
| 2562 | ->''Mr. Wayne, bring the pain, as if you ever could'' |
| 2563 | ->''Gonna dust you, leave you saying you "don't feel so good"'' |
| 2564 | |
| 2565 | ->''One more time'' |
| 2566 | ->''Come on and prove me right'' |
| 2567 | |
| 2568 | ->''Whoa oh oh'' |
| 2569 | ->''You act so above it all'' |
| 2570 | ->''Whoa oh oh'' |
| 2571 | ->''Let it go, let it go, lose control'' |
| 2572 | |
| 2573 | -->-- Suit Yourself, from Recap/DeathBattleS08E09BatmanVsIronMan |
| 2574 | |
| 2575 | ->''A face so familiar'' |
| 2576 | ->''Burning memories of an enemy'' |
| 2577 | ->''The fate of a killer'' |
| 2578 | ->''Fulfilling destiny, giving everything'' |
| 2579 | ->''In time, I'll leave this world purified'' |
| 2580 | |
| 2581 | ->''A tragic case of mistaken identity'' |
| 2582 | ->''Thought it was him, but it was me'' |
| 2583 | ->''Obsession hanging over my head like a noose'' |
| 2584 | ->''Perfection visualized resembles the death of you'' |
| 2585 | |
| 2586 | ->''A face so familiar'' |
| 2587 | ->''Burning memories of an enemy'' |
| 2588 | ->''The fate of a killer'' |
| 2589 | ->''Fulfilling destiny, giving everything'' |
| 2590 | ->''In time, I'll leave this world purified'' |
| 2591 | |
| 2592 | ->''A tragic case of mistaken identity'' |
| 2593 | ->''Thought it was him, but it was me'' |
| 2594 | ->''Obsession hanging over my head like a noose'' |
| 2595 | ->''Perfection visualized resembles the death of you'' |
| 2596 | |
| 2597 | -->-- Reverse Rose, from Recap/DeathBattleS08E10GokuBlackVsReverseFlash |
| 2598 | |
| 2599 | ->''Is seeing believing?'' |
| 2600 | ->''Then I'm the man who shapes reality'' |
| 2601 | ->''The whole world bending the knee'' |
| 2602 | ->''The king of deceiving'' |
| 2603 | ->''Stealing the moon so you finally see'' |
| 2604 | ->''What it means to burn with me'' |
| 2605 | |
| 2606 | ->''Perception changing'' |
| 2607 | ->''Illusions are taking the weight of a warring mind'' |
| 2608 | ->''Into their design'' |
| 2609 | ->''All of the world that you thought that you knew'' |
| 2610 | ->''Exists inside of you'' |
| 2611 | |
| 2612 | ->''I don’t just see you'' |
| 2613 | ->''I see right through you'' |
| 2614 | ->''I don't just see you'' |
| 2615 | ->''I see right through'' |
| 2616 | |
| 2617 | ->''Is seeing believing?'' |
| 2618 | ->''Then I'm the man who shapes reality'' |
| 2619 | ->''The whole world bending the knee'' |
| 2620 | ->''The king of deceiving'' |
| 2621 | ->''Stealing the moon so you finally see'' |
| 2622 | ->''What it means to burn with me'' |
| 2623 | |
| 2624 | ->''Illusions breaking'' |
| 2625 | ->''Reflеctions escaping the mirror, they come to life'' |
| 2626 | ->''Shattering time'' |
| 2627 | |
| 2628 | ->''I don’t just see you'' |
| 2629 | ->''I see right through you'' |
| 2630 | ->''I don't just see you'' |
| 2631 | ->''I see right through you'' |
| 2632 | ->''I don’t just see you'' |
| 2633 | ->''I see right through you'' |
| 2634 | ->''I don't just see you'' |
| 2635 | ->'''I see right through!''' |
| 2636 | |
| 2637 | ->'''KING OF THE LIES''' |
| 2638 | |
| 2639 | ->''Is seeing believing?'' |
| 2640 | ->''Then I'm the man who shapes reality'' |
| 2641 | ->''The whole world bending the knee'' |
| 2642 | ->''The king of deceiving'' |
| 2643 | ->''Stealing the moon so you finally see'' |
| 2644 | ->''What it means to burn with me'' |
| 2645 | ->''Burn with me'' |
| 2646 | ->'''Burn with me!''' |
| 2647 | |
| 2648 | -->-- Hollow Dreams, from Recap/DeathBattleS08E15MadaraVsAizen |
| 2649 | [[/folder]] |
| 2650 | |
| 2651 | [[folder:Season 9]] |
| 2652 | ->''Been kinda manic,'' |
| 2653 | ->''Murder in my eyes I tend to thrive when people panic'' |
| 2654 | ->''Feel most alive when screaming at you through the static'' |
| 2655 | ->''I make my entry dramatic, BUT THE EXIT WOUND WAS MORE TRAUMATIC'' |
| 2656 | |
| 2657 | ->''I start a fire just to watch it all burn,'' |
| 2658 | ->''It's in my nature that I'll never learn'' |
| 2659 | ->''Homicidal tendencies I've come to terms'' |
| 2660 | ->''THE VIOLENCE IS ALL JUST A PART OF MY NATURE'' |
| 2661 | |
| 2662 | ->''I can't be reasoned with'' |
| 2663 | ->''My whim sways like the wind'' |
| 2664 | ->''The broken state of this society'' |
| 2665 | ->''That even I can see this is the end'' |
| 2666 | |
| 2667 | ->''I've never lost and that's not gonna happen'' |
| 2668 | ->''I can't be stopped so what's THE POINT IN ASKING?!'' |
| 2669 | ->''I wanna watch it all burn, I wanna watch it all burn down'' |
| 2670 | ->''THIS TRAGEDY'S A COMEDY SO TURN THAT FROWN AROUND'' |
| 2671 | |
| 2672 | ->''This culture is a coaster are you ready for the drop?'' |
| 2673 | ->''Been strung up like a puppet time to watch you fall'' |
| 2674 | |
| 2675 | ->''I can't be reasoned with'' |
| 2676 | ->''My whim sways like the wind'' |
| 2677 | ->''The broken state of this society'' |
| 2678 | ->''That even I can see this is the end'' |
| 2679 | |
| 2680 | ->''I've never lost and that's not gonna happen'' |
| 2681 | ->''I can't be stopped so what's THE POINT IN ASKING?!'' |
| 2682 | ->''I wanna watch it all burn, I wanna watch it all burn down...'' |
| 2683 | ->''This tragedy's a comedy so turn that frown AROUND'' |
| 2684 | |
| 2685 | ->''Ha ha'' |
| 2686 | |
| 2687 | ->''I've never lost and that's not gonna happen'' |
| 2688 | ->''I can't be stopped so what's THE POINT IN ASKING?!'' |
| 2689 | ->''I wanna watch it all burn, I wanna watch it all burn down'' |
| 2690 | ->''THIS TRAGEDY'S A COMEDY SO TURN YOUR FUCKING FROWN AROUND!'' |
| 2691 | |
| 2692 | -->-- Mad Laugh Riot, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E01HarleyQuinnVsJinx |
| 2693 | |
| 2694 | ->''I fight for fury, fight for pride'' |
| 2695 | ->''Honor and vengeance are my birthright'' |
| 2696 | ->''A fallen warrior race, no place for our bloodline'' |
| 2697 | ->''We are the princes of pride'' |
| 2698 | |
| 2699 | ->''The violence of tyrants, the wrath of the divine'' |
| 2700 | ->''Avenging acts of genocide'' |
| 2701 | |
| 2702 | ->''I will rise, I will rise'' |
| 2703 | |
| 2704 | ->''I fight for fury, fight for pride'' |
| 2705 | ->''Honor and vengeance are my birthright'' |
| 2706 | ->''A fallen warrior race, no place for our bloodline'' |
| 2707 | ->''We are the princes of pride'' |
| 2708 | |
| 2709 | ->''I will rise, I will rise'' |
| 2710 | |
| 2711 | ->''I fight for fury, fight for pride'' |
| 2712 | ->''Honor and vengeance are my birthright'' |
| 2713 | ->''A fallen warrior race, no place for our bloodline'' |
| 2714 | ->''We are the princes of pride'' |
| 2715 | ->''We are the princes of pride'' |
| 2716 | |
| 2717 | -->-- Princes of Pride, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E04ThorVsVegeta |
| 2718 | |
| 2719 | ->''You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin' '' |
| 2720 | ->''We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin' '' |
| 2721 | |
| 2722 | ->''Struck out like a match, astounding that you think that you could beat me'' |
| 2723 | ->''Strike back, what was that just now? As the plane goes down, do I make it look easy?'' |
| 2724 | ->''Honestly, all you weaklings look the same (look the same)'' |
| 2725 | ->''On the ground and your face is contorted in pain (pain, pain)'' |
| 2726 | |
| 2727 | ->''You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2728 | ->''We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2729 | ->''You feel the hate 'cause every step I take the earth is shakin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2730 | ->''Leave devastation in my wake 'cause it's all mine for the takin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2731 | |
| 2732 | ->''Knocked out, your jaw's on the ground, but was there any doubt that it would end this way?'' |
| 2733 | ->''Yeah you can eat your little evil heart out, let the people all around see your real face'' |
| 2734 | ->''All you little people down there look the same (look the same)'' |
| 2735 | ->''And I can't wait to see your faces contorted in pain (pain, pain)'' |
| 2736 | |
| 2737 | ->''You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2738 | ->''We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2739 | ->''You feel the hate 'cause every step I take the earth is shakin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2740 | ->''Leave devastation in my wake 'cause it's all mine for the takin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2741 | |
| 2742 | ->''You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2743 | ->''We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2744 | ->''You feel the hate 'cause every step I take the earth is shakin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2745 | ->''Leave devastation in my wake 'cause it's all mine for the takin' (pain, pain)'' |
| 2746 | |
| 2747 | -->-- Diabolical Invincible Me, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E05OmniManVsHomelander |
| 2748 | |
| 2749 | ->''The way of the blade'' |
| 2750 | ->''Feel the weight of your every mistake'' |
| 2751 | ->''I walk this path of violence from cradle to grave'' |
| 2752 | |
| 2753 | ->''This Life!'' |
| 2754 | |
| 2755 | ->''Born into chaos, could say I was made for the fight'' |
| 2756 | |
| 2757 | ->''This war never ends'' |
| 2758 | |
| 2759 | ->''The way of the blade'' |
| 2760 | ->''I walk this path of violence from cradle to grave'' |
| 2761 | |
| 2762 | ->''This fight!'' |
| 2763 | |
| 2764 | ->''The war that I've raged against fate'' |
| 2765 | ->''Ever since I came alive'' |
| 2766 | |
| 2767 | ->''Hear the sirens in my brain'' |
| 2768 | ->''(Every fiber is signaling pain)'' |
| 2769 | |
| 2770 | ->''Forged in fire, forged in flame'' |
| 2771 | ->''(All impuritiеs pounded away)'' |
| 2772 | |
| 2773 | ->''Feel the clashing of bone and sinеw'' |
| 2774 | ->''Always feeding the monster within you'' |
| 2775 | |
| 2776 | ->''Am I man or machine or something inbetween?'' |
| 2777 | |
| 2778 | ->''(Can't ever change or give in to this anger'' |
| 2779 | ->''I'll keep defying these'' |
| 2780 | |
| 2781 | ->''Rules of Nature'' |
| 2782 | |
| 2783 | ->''The way of the blade'' |
| 2784 | ->''Feel the weight of your every mistake'' |
| 2785 | ->''I walk this path of violence from cradle to grave'' |
| 2786 | |
| 2787 | ->''Hear the sirens in my brain'' |
| 2788 | ->''(Every fiber is signaling pain)'' |
| 2789 | |
| 2790 | ->''Forged in fire, forged in flame'' |
| 2791 | ->''(All impuritiеs pounded away)'' |
| 2792 | |
| 2793 | |
| 2794 | ->''This war never ends!'' |
| 2795 | |
| 2796 | ->''[Feel the clash of bone and sinew'' |
| 2797 | ->''As it feeds the monster in you]'' |
| 2798 | ->''Can't ever change or give in to this anger'' |
| 2799 | ->''I'll keep defying these'' |
| 2800 | |
| 2801 | ->''Rules of Nature'' |
| 2802 | |
| 2803 | -->-- The Metal Lotus, from Recap/DeathBattleSEExcaliburVsRaiden |
| 2804 | |
| 2805 | ->''You're messing with the greatest Mutant alive'' |
| 2806 | ->''Out the tombs I rise'' |
| 2807 | ->''I've been a boss since the ancient times'' |
| 2808 | ->''I bring Pestilence and Famine, War and Death'' |
| 2809 | ->''Watch the ravens pick your bones till there's nothing left'' |
| 2810 | |
| 2811 | ->''You're such a pest, I'm powerful, I punch the best'' |
| 2812 | ->''You claim survival of the fittest, I will live forever'' |
| 2813 | ->''En Sabah? Never. Clever like a God: Zehuti'' |
| 2814 | ->''Mightier than any Marvel, I'll break your face in to prove it'' |
| 2815 | ->''Amon won'' |
| 2816 | |
| 2817 | ->''Have it all or burn it down'' |
| 2818 | ->''You hit the curtain call, it's time to bow'' |
| 2819 | ->''Faced with the danger of meeting your maker'' |
| 2820 | ->''It's over now, it's over now'' |
| 2821 | |
| 2822 | ->''I am the myth, the legend'' |
| 2823 | ->''We fight, it's on sight'' |
| 2824 | ->''Get blinded by this Morning Light'' |
| 2825 | ->''Your time is up'' |
| 2826 | ->''Better run and duck like you're Rama-Tut'' |
| 2827 | ->''Shape-shift my arm to a big drill, I'm harming ya'' |
| 2828 | |
| 2829 | ->''A slave now reborn a God'' |
| 2830 | ->''Off a word, when I say it, I'm Magic fortified (SHAZAM!)'' |
| 2831 | ->''A Living Lightning rod'' |
| 2832 | ->''I'll break your mechanicals'' |
| 2833 | ->''You're not compatible'' |
| 2834 | ->''I'll make you a Child of the Adam'' |
| 2835 | ->''Kahndaqi Tyrannical'' |
| 2836 | |
| 2837 | ->''Chin check, your jaw on deck, I'm 'bout to bless you'' |
| 2838 | ->''Steal your thunder like you fooled and did your nephew'' |
| 2839 | ->''Hit you with 8 blows then I'll give you a heart check'' |
| 2840 | ->''Run to DC and cry, turn on that Fawcett'' |
| 2841 | |
| 2842 | ->''I'm all set,'' |
| 2843 | ->''First I'll go to War with your Horsemen'' |
| 2844 | ->''A "Mutant Massacre" causing disaster,'' |
| 2845 | ->''Misfortune and Stryfe, so beg for your life'' |
| 2846 | ->''It hangs in the balance'' |
| 2847 | ->''When I pull out your Cables,'' |
| 2848 | ->''You're Nathan,'' |
| 2849 | ->''Not even a challenge'' |
| 2850 | ->''Bow down'' |
| 2851 | |
| 2852 | ->''Have it all or burn it down'' |
| 2853 | ->''You hit the curtain call, it's time to bow'' |
| 2854 | ->''Faced with the danger of meeting your maker'' |
| 2855 | ->''It's over now, it's over now'' |
| 2856 | |
| 2857 | ->''I am the light'' |
| 2858 | ->''The power and might'' |
| 2859 | ->''Witness a god'' |
| 2860 | ->''My glorious sight'' |
| 2861 | |
| 2862 | ->''I am the wrath of the gods'' |
| 2863 | ->''A magic facade'' |
| 2864 | ->''Ready to rock'' |
| 2865 | ->''Eternity will kneel to my cause'' |
| 2866 | |
| 2867 | ->''I am the shape that shifts'' |
| 2868 | ->''Can grant you my gifts'' |
| 2869 | |
| 2870 | ->''I am the Sun and the Sky, the Might of Egypt'' |
| 2871 | |
| 2872 | ->''I am the terror'' |
| 2873 | ->''I'm timeless, no errors'' |
| 2874 | |
| 2875 | ->''I am the wearer of the crown, I will not bow down'' |
| 2876 | |
| 2877 | ->''Have it all or burn it down'' |
| 2878 | ->''You hit the curtain call, it's time to bow'' |
| 2879 | ->''Faced with the danger of meeting your maker'' |
| 2880 | ->''It's over now, it's over now'' |
| 2881 | |
| 2882 | -->-- Fallen Gods, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E10BlackAdamVsApocalypse |
| 2883 | |
| 2884 | ->''Driven from a world that cannot come to pass'' |
| 2885 | ->''Life undone by flame and fury'' |
| 2886 | ->''The tapestry unfurls and I've got to make this last'' |
| 2887 | ->''Just one shot to make this happen'' |
| 2888 | |
| 2889 | ->''Wishing on the edge of tomorrow'' |
| 2890 | ->''Wishing for a future without sorrow'' |
| 2891 | ->''But I'm here so they don't, have to take my place'' |
| 2892 | ->''It's the future that I WANT TO ERASE!'' |
| 2893 | |
| 2894 | ->''I want to erase!'' |
| 2895 | ->''I want to erase!'' |
| 2896 | ->''I want to erase!'' |
| 2897 | |
| 2898 | ->''I want to erase it fast'' |
| 2899 | ->''Everything was made to last but then they'' |
| 2900 | ->''Take it all away, take it all from me'' |
| 2901 | ->''This has to come to an end!'' |
| 2902 | |
| 2903 | ->''Do you feel it coursing through your blood?'' |
| 2904 | ->''This isn't the time to care, the target is right there!'' |
| 2905 | ->''So just never let it go~!'' |
| 2906 | |
| 2907 | ->''Perhaps it's time we part our ways'' |
| 2908 | ->''We can't afford for it to end like'' |
| 2909 | ->''This is, this is it'' |
| 2910 | ->''This is, this is all'' |
| 2911 | |
| 2912 | ->''Their voices scream'' |
| 2913 | ->''Wait a minute'' |
| 2914 | ->''Just rest, take it in'' |
| 2915 | ->''Don't forget it'' |
| 2916 | ->''Is this, is this it'' |
| 2917 | ->''Is this, is this all~'' |
| 2918 | |
| 2919 | ->''All you know'' |
| 2920 | ->''It's all you know'' |
| 2921 | |
| 2922 | ->''Wishing on the edge of tomorrow'' |
| 2923 | ->''Wishing for a future without sorrow'' |
| 2924 | ->''BUT I'M HERE SO THEY DON'T, HAVE TO TAKE MY PLACE!'' |
| 2925 | ->''IT'S THE FUTURE THAT I WANT TO ERASE!'' |
| 2926 | |
| 2927 | ->''Do you feel it coursing through your blood?'' |
| 2928 | ->''This isn't the time to care, the target is right there!'' |
| 2929 | |
| 2930 | -->-- Hedge of Tomorrow, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E11TrunksVsSilver |
| 2931 | |
| 2932 | ->''Lord of rings, lord of dead'' |
| 2933 | ->''Boundless pride, devouring souls'' |
| 2934 | |
| 2935 | ->''Tol-auth, da-gor, nor-tho, da-go'' |
| 2936 | ->''Tol-auth, da-gor, nor-tho, da-go,'' |
| 2937 | |
| 2938 | ->''All seeing eye, Master of the scourge'' |
| 2939 | ->''Blood, frost, flames.'' |
| 2940 | |
| 2941 | ->''Lord of rings, lord of dead'' |
| 2942 | |
| 2943 | ->''Rule, enslave, as omnipresent'' |
| 2944 | ->''Masters of eternal torment'' |
| 2945 | ->''Immortal rulers of malevolence'' |
| 2946 | ->''Unholy dark lords of all!'' |
| 2947 | |
| 2948 | -->-- One King To Rule Them All, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E14SauronVsTheLichKing |
| 2949 | |
| 2950 | ->''Out of the shadows they rise!'' |
| 2951 | ->''Forces of darkness consuming our lives!'' |
| 2952 | ->''With all the faith placed in me by the heroes of the past'' |
| 2953 | ->''I find the strength to carve my own path!'' |
| 2954 | |
| 2955 | ->''I'' |
| 2956 | ->''Fight'' |
| 2957 | ->''To be the strongest alive!'' |
| 2958 | |
| 2959 | ->''I'' |
| 2960 | ->''(won't ever give up the)'' |
| 2961 | ->''Fight'' |
| 2962 | ->''(I'm always gonna strive)'' |
| 2963 | ->''To be the strongest alive!'' |
| 2964 | |
| 2965 | ->''Doesn't matter time or place,'' |
| 2966 | ->''Or if hope has been erased,'' |
| 2967 | ->''You will see this smile on my face!'' |
| 2968 | ->''If you find you're losing faith,'' |
| 2969 | ->''Or you feel you've lost your way'' |
| 2970 | ->''Just rely on me to save the day!'' |
| 2971 | |
| 2972 | ->''If you're looking for someone to save you'' |
| 2973 | ->''I'm here now, it's all alright!'' |
| 2974 | ->''If you're searching for some kind of breakthrough'' |
| 2975 | ->''I promise to be that light!'' |
| 2976 | |
| 2977 | ->''Out of the shadows they rise!'' |
| 2978 | ->''Forces of evil aim for our demise!'' |
| 2979 | ->''I'm digging deep to that power I hold inside'' |
| 2980 | ->'''I'm the strongest alive!''''' |
| 2981 | |
| 2982 | ->''Doesn't matter time or place,'' |
| 2983 | ->''Or if hope has been erased,'' |
| 2984 | ->''You will see this smile on my face!'' |
| 2985 | ->''If you find you're losing faith,'' |
| 2986 | ->''Or you feel you've lost your way'' |
| 2987 | ->''Just rely on me to save the day!'' |
| 2988 | |
| 2989 | ->''If you're looking for someone to save you'' |
| 2990 | ->''I'm here now, it's all alright!'' |
| 2991 | ->''If you're searching for some kind of breakthrough'' |
| 2992 | ->''I promise to be that light!'' |
| 2993 | |
| 2994 | ->''If you’re looking for someone to save you'' |
| 2995 | ->'''I’m here now, IT’S ALL ALRIGHT!''' |
| 2996 | |
| 2997 | -->-- Strongest Alive, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E15DekuVsAsta |
| 2998 | |
| 2999 | ->''GO!'' |
| 3000 | |
| 3001 | ->''Heir to the throne'' |
| 3002 | ->''And the boy left alone'' |
| 3003 | ->''Fated rivals with wills aligned'' |
| 3004 | |
| 3005 | ->''Last of our kind,'' |
| 3006 | ->''Never give up the fight'' |
| 3007 | ->''This power and fury are my birthright'' |
| 3008 | |
| 3009 | ->''I am the final line'' |
| 3010 | ->''In this fight to survive'' |
| 3011 | ->''When we finally swallow our pride'' |
| 3012 | |
| 3013 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 3014 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 3015 | |
| 3016 | ->''A fallen warrior race'' |
| 3017 | ->''(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)'' |
| 3018 | ->''Among the gods these days'' |
| 3019 | ->''(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)'' |
| 3020 | ->''We've long since ended'' |
| 3021 | ->''That tyrant's rampage'' |
| 3022 | |
| 3023 | ->''Heir to the throne'' |
| 3024 | ->''And the boy left alone'' |
| 3025 | ->''Fated rivals with wills aligned'' |
| 3026 | |
| 3027 | ->''I am the final line'' |
| 3028 | ->''In this fight to survive'' |
| 3029 | ->''When we finally swallow our pride'' |
| 3030 | |
| 3031 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 3032 | ->''(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)'' |
| 3033 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 3034 | ->''(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)'' |
| 3035 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 3036 | ->''(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)'' |
| 3037 | ->''Watch me come alive'' |
| 3038 | |
| 3039 | -->-- Dragon Dance, from Recap/DeathBattleS09E16GogetaVsVegito |
| 3040 | [[/folder]] |
| 3041 | |
| 3042 | [[folder:Season 10]] |
| 3043 | ->''Chosen one'' |
| 3044 | ->''Dragonborn'' |
| 3045 | ->''(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)'' |
| 3046 | ->''Chosen one'' |
| 3047 | ->''Dragonborn'' |
| 3048 | ->''(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)'' |
| 3049 | |
| 3050 | ->''Shouting from the mountaintop'' |
| 3051 | ->''Falling from the hourglass'' |
| 3052 | ->''waiting by the fire for this cold to pass'' |
| 3053 | ->''Gathered in the moonlit night'' |
| 3054 | ->''Clashing swords in shadows cast'' |
| 3055 | ->''Heroes rising to the fight, power unsurpassed'' |
| 3056 | |
| 3057 | ->''Shouting from the mountaintop'' |
| 3058 | ->''Falling from the hourglass'' |
| 3059 | ->''waiting by the fire for this cold to pass'' |
| 3060 | ->''Gathered in the moonlit night'' |
| 3061 | ->''Clashing swords in shadows cast'' |
| 3062 | ->''Heroes rising to the fight, power unsurpassed'' |
| 3063 | |
| 3064 | ->''Through snow, through pain'' |
| 3065 | ->''Through fire and flame'' |
| 3066 | ->''Legends of this era will speak of this day'' |
| 3067 | ->''From mountain to sea, our blades echoing'' |
| 3068 | ->''Carving our names in the tapestry of history'' |
| 3069 | |
| 3070 | ->''Through storm, through night'' |
| 3071 | ->''Through darkness and light'' |
| 3072 | ->''Tales of their valor forever take flight'' |
| 3073 | ->''From valley to peak, their spirits ascending'' |
| 3074 | ->''Weaving their fates in the fabric unending'' |
| 3075 | |
| 3076 | ->''save us, from this darkness'' |
| 3077 | ->''please save us, from the fire'' |
| 3078 | ->''Free us, from the darkness'' |
| 3079 | ->''Please free us, from the pyre'' |
| 3080 | |
| 3081 | ->''Through snow, through pain'' |
| 3082 | ->''Through fire and flame'' |
| 3083 | ->''Legends of this era will speak of this day'' |
| 3084 | ->''From mountain to sea, our blades echoing'' |
| 3085 | ->''Carving our names in the tapestry of history'' |
| 3086 | |
| 3087 | ->''Through storm, through night'' |
| 3088 | ->''Through darkness and light'' |
| 3089 | ->''Tales of their valor forever take flight'' |
| 3090 | ->''From valley to peak, their spirits ascending'' |
| 3091 | ->''Weaving their fates in the fabric unending'' |
| 3092 | |
| 3093 | ->''Chosen one'' |
| 3094 | ->''Dragonborn'' |
| 3095 | ->''(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)'' |
| 3096 | ->''Chosen one'' |
| 3097 | ->''Dragonborn'' |
| 3098 | ->''(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)'' |
| 3099 | |
| 3100 | -->-- Fireborn, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E02SkyrimVsDarkSouls |
| 3101 | |
| 3102 | ->''I’ve been travelin’ in,'' |
| 3103 | ->''the cosmos so long'' |
| 3104 | ->''Hoping for a light to guide me home but every turn just leads me to this place'' |
| 3105 | ->''Oh oh these powers are untamed'' |
| 3106 | ->''Shaking up the galaxy, with this sound'' |
| 3107 | ->''Just try to stop me, it's goin’ down'' |
| 3108 | ->''It’s goin’ down'' |
| 3109 | |
| 3110 | ->''Got a genetic glitch, but my pelvis is shakin’'' |
| 3111 | ->''With a mischievous grin I’m a force to reckon with ohana fuels my fight'' |
| 3112 | ->''Oh oh my spirits are high'' |
| 3113 | ->''Cosmic agility and my hound dog stance'' |
| 3114 | ->''Just try to stop me, I’m gonna dance'' |
| 3115 | ->''I’m gonna dance'' |
| 3116 | |
| 3117 | ->''I’m a creature of mischief, hearts fueled with fire'' |
| 3118 | ->''Searching for a love that's true and true but every time it slips right through'' |
| 3119 | ->''With gadgets and gizmos, we’re gonna clash'' |
| 3120 | ->''Just try to stop me, we’re havin’ a blast'' |
| 3121 | ->''We’re havin’ a splash'' |
| 3122 | |
| 3123 | -->-- Jailhouse Rocket, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E04StitchVsRocketRaccoon |
| 3124 | |
| 3125 | ->''When it's all said and done,'' |
| 3126 | ->''There can only be one...'' |
| 3127 | |
| 3128 | ->''Fight on, fight on'' |
| 3129 | ->''(What do you got, you got to lose?)'' |
| 3130 | ->''Fight on, fight on'' |
| 3131 | ->''(What do you got, you got to lose?)'' |
| 3132 | |
| 3133 | ->''Through the darkness I betray my thoughts,'' |
| 3134 | ->''Just to escape this nightmare.'' |
| 3135 | |
| 3136 | ->''Using my spear of might, I fight'' |
| 3137 | ->''You destroy all that's holy, well I'm right here.'' |
| 3138 | ->''You keep falling FURTHER!'' |
| 3139 | ->''Falling into DESPAIR!'' |
| 3140 | |
| 3141 | ->''You fall, you try, to make it out alive'' |
| 3142 | ->''And if today is the day I must die (must die)'' |
| 3143 | ->''Guess we'll let the steel decide!'' |
| 3144 | |
| 3145 | ->''Can you feel God's hand? (Can you feel God's hand?)'' |
| 3146 | ->''Pushing us towards the edge'' |
| 3147 | ->''In a valley of torment,'' |
| 3148 | ->''Guess we'll let the steel decide!'' |
| 3149 | |
| 3150 | ->''Walking through, all the blood and guts'' |
| 3151 | ->''Will we (tell me, will we)'' |
| 3152 | ->''Make it to the end?'' |
| 3153 | |
| 3154 | ->''YEAH!'' |
| 3155 | |
| 3156 | ->''Can you feel God's hand? (Can you feel God's hand?)'' |
| 3157 | ->''Pushing us towards the edge'' |
| 3158 | ->''In a valley of torment,'' |
| 3159 | ->''Guess we'll let the steel decide!'' |
| 3160 | |
| 3161 | ->''Going berserk, you're down in the dirt!'' |
| 3162 | ->''But that doesn't mean the battle's over!'' |
| 3163 | ->''Know it would hurt, I hope it was worth, your LIFE!'' |
| 3164 | ->''(Guess we'll let the steel decide!)'' |
| 3165 | |
| 3166 | ->''When it's all said and done'' |
| 3167 | ->''There can only be one...'' |
| 3168 | |
| 3169 | ->''Harness your inner strength'' |
| 3170 | ->''Never let them get the best of you'' |
| 3171 | ->''I pray, that you find your way out of...'' |
| 3172 | ->''This...'' |
| 3173 | |
| 3174 | -->-- God's Hand, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E07GutsVsDimitri |
| 3175 | |
| 3176 | ->''A talking triangle taking me on? (That's a-cute!)'' |
| 3177 | ->''I'm the undisputed Lord of Chaos, there's no room for you'' |
| 3178 | ->''All your jokes land flat, you got a stupid hat'' |
| 3179 | ->''And frankly, that bow tie doesn't suit you'' |
| 3180 | |
| 3181 | ->''For an isosceles you sure can be more than a bit obtuse'' |
| 3182 | ->''But apparently in your reality, there's nothing you can't do'' |
| 3183 | ->''So hopefully all this will be more than a bit of fun'' |
| 3184 | ->''Let’s make a deal, Bill, see which of us is the stronger one!'' |
| 3185 | |
| 3186 | ->''Sell your soul, take control, buy gold'' |
| 3187 | ->''Can you decipher the secret meaning?'' |
| 3188 | ->''Line by line, wrong or right, pick a side'' |
| 3189 | ->''And spread the discord to those still sleeping'' |
| 3190 | |
| 3191 | ->''?thgir ,sniw ohw ediced t'nseod gnos eht wonk od uoY'' |
| 3192 | ->''.reliofnit fo dnik emos er'uoy em llet t'noD'' |
| 3193 | ->''?sdrawkcab trap siht ot gninetsil uoy era yhW'' |
| 3194 | |
| 3195 | ->''Tell me Discord, have you won any awards'' |
| 3196 | ->''For best dressed, 'cause color me impressed'' |
| 3197 | ->''Not a single part of you matches, it all clashes'' |
| 3198 | ->''You'll probably look better once I've burnt you to ashes'' |
| 3199 | |
| 3200 | ->''Don't you know who I am?'' |
| 3201 | ->''The precognizant geometry'' |
| 3202 | ->''Diabolical plans, got 'em all in my hands!'' |
| 3203 | ->''Demon of dreams, yet awake or asleep'' |
| 3204 | ->''I'll leave you terrorized, I'm the all-seeing eye! (Buy crypto)'' |
| 3205 | |
| 3206 | ->''Don’t you know what I'm capable of?'' |
| 3207 | ->''Billions of years of coming up with this stuff, you're not enough!'' |
| 3208 | ->''Look like someone made you in the dark, you're spare parts (It's really gross)'' |
| 3209 | ->''And honestly you smell like-'' |
| 3210 | |
| 3211 | ->''Be silent, simple shape'' |
| 3212 | ->''Your lines are too linear for my taste'' |
| 3213 | ->''Since I laid eyes on you'' |
| 3214 | ->''I knew this looked like a piece of cake!'' |
| 3215 | ->''I'd smash you flat, but that was already done for me'' |
| 3216 | ->''Honestly, Bill… could you at least make this fun for me?'' |
| 3217 | |
| 3218 | |
| 3219 | ->''Sell your soul, take control, buy gold'' |
| 3220 | ->''Can you decipher the secret meaning?'' |
| 3221 | ->''Line by line, wrong or right, pick a side'' |
| 3222 | ->''And spread the discord to those still sleeping'' |
| 3223 | |
| 3224 | ->''Sell your soul, take control, buy gold'' |
| 3225 | ->''Can you decipher the secret meaning?'' |
| 3226 | ->''Line by line, wrong or right, pick a side'' |
| 3227 | ->''And spread the discord to those still sleeping'' |
| 3228 | |
| 3229 | -->-- Discordant Decipher, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E09BillCipherVsDiscord |
| 3230 | |
| 3231 | ->''I'm sick and tired of this nonsense'' |
| 3232 | ->''Fight the darkness while equally'' |
| 3233 | ->''Wrestling with my conscience'' |
| 3234 | |
| 3235 | ->''You wanna battle with the most lit?'' |
| 3236 | ->''Gotta admit it was kinda scary, Bloody Mary, but no one since'' |
| 3237 | ->''Look at you, sadder than a fake tear'' |
| 3238 | ->''While I'm badder than 88 tiers'' |
| 3239 | ->''Homie better, stay clear'' |
| 3240 | |
| 3241 | ->''Rule, excluding any place here'' |
| 3242 | ->''All I gotta do is put juice in it:'' |
| 3243 | ->''Use any Ray Sphere'' |
| 3244 | |
| 3245 | ->''Inside, I'll ignite the lightning'' |
| 3246 | ->''When we fight tonight'' |
| 3247 | ->''Everything's fine, divine energy'' |
| 3248 | |
| 3249 | ->''Zeus better get used to who's better,'' |
| 3250 | ->''See moves that'll take out your future'' |
| 3251 | ->''Who's Kessler?'' |
| 3252 | |
| 3253 | ->''I'm Activated, you're overrated'' |
| 3254 | ->''My Conduit made it so that I'm'' |
| 3255 | ->''Greater than any Beta from Penn Station'' |
| 3256 | ->''Or any Nation'' |
| 3257 | ->''Your conversation is wasted'' |
| 3258 | ->''Place him on a table and'' |
| 3259 | ->''Take him him back to the basement'' |
| 3260 | |
| 3261 | |
| 3262 | ->''Explode!'' |
| 3263 | |
| 3264 | ->''I'll break you on my own'' |
| 3265 | ->''My thoughts lead to bad decisions'' |
| 3266 | ->''And it's taking a toll'' |
| 3267 | ->''It's just me'' |
| 3268 | ->''And I'll do just fine alone'' |
| 3269 | ->''I may be someone somewhere'' |
| 3270 | |
| 3271 | ->''Between darkness and light'' |
| 3272 | ->''My conscience, divided'' |
| 3273 | ->''Lights a spark in my eyes'' |
| 3274 | ->''To come clean'' |
| 3275 | ->''Tell me who can right my wrongs?'' |
| 3276 | ->''Maybe someone somewhere'' |
| 3277 | |
| 3278 | |
| 3279 | ->''"What else you got?"'' |
| 3280 | ->''I'll turn save spots to a grave plots'' |
| 3281 | ->''Vicious, I'll pick up my victims'' |
| 3282 | ->''This fight is a cakewalk'' |
| 3283 | |
| 3284 | ->''The bad guy with Blacklight'' |
| 3285 | ->''Tear your block off Cole'' |
| 3286 | ->''Turning your powers into a black out'' |
| 3287 | |
| 3288 | ->''Yeah it's Zeus, I'm getting loose'' |
| 3289 | ->''Configured my moves'' |
| 3290 | ->''I'm taking these claws and ripping the biggest of dudes'' |
| 3291 | |
| 3292 | ->''Taking your ligaments, putting em in a predicament'' |
| 3293 | ->''Nothing but critical mass, I'ma consume in a bit'' |
| 3294 | |
| 3295 | ->''Who cares about a Ray Sphere?'' |
| 3296 | ->''Just took a little vial'' |
| 3297 | ->''To turn me into the monster that stays feared'' |
| 3298 | |
| 3299 | ->''Watch out cause when I'm on the wrath'' |
| 3300 | ->''I'm a take [=MacGrath=] and turn em to a DLC skin graft'' |
| 3301 | |
| 3302 | ->''Hammers, Whipfists landing with quick hits'' |
| 3303 | ->''Manhandle you, talk a big game 'til your lips split'' |
| 3304 | |
| 3305 | ->''If you're the beast then it's time to feast'' |
| 3306 | ->''Good or evil, I make Conduits into treats'' |
| 3307 | |
| 3308 | ->''Explode!'' |
| 3309 | |
| 3310 | ->''I'll break you on my own'' |
| 3311 | ->''My thoughts lead to bad decisions'' |
| 3312 | ->''And it's taken a toll'' |
| 3313 | ->''It's just me'' |
| 3314 | ->''And I'll do just fine alone'' |
| 3315 | ->''I may be someone somewhere'' |
| 3316 | |
| 3317 | ->''Between darkness and light'' |
| 3318 | ->''My conscience, divided'' |
| 3319 | ->''Lights a spark in my eyes'' |
| 3320 | ->''To come clean'' |
| 3321 | ->''Tell me who can right my wrongs?'' |
| 3322 | ->''Maybe someone somewhere'' |
| 3323 | |
| 3324 | -->-- [inHuman], from Recap/DeathBattleS10E10ColeMacGrathVsAlexMercer |
| 3325 | |
| 3326 | ->''Thunder roars across the vast unknown,'' |
| 3327 | ->''Lightyears beyond our reach, vying for a cosmic throne'' |
| 3328 | ->''From a heart of metal, a dark desire burns,'' |
| 3329 | ->''Rage against a frozen soul that never learns'' |
| 3330 | |
| 3331 | ->''Where to stop, when to pause,'' |
| 3332 | ->''An ego chasing down the gods'' |
| 3333 | ->''Feel the spark, a blackened star inside your heart'' |
| 3334 | |
| 3335 | ->''Violent designs meet violent ends'' |
| 3336 | ->''Deceptive tyrants never choose to make amends'' |
| 3337 | |
| 3338 | ->''Die, Die'' |
| 3339 | ->''Why, won’t you die?!'' |
| 3340 | ->''Die, Die'' |
| 3341 | ->''Why won’t you die?!'' |
| 3342 | |
| 3343 | ->''Witness the glory of going beyond what you thought was the end of your strength'' |
| 3344 | ->''Hold on to hope if you wish but that won’t be enough to save you from what’s incoming'' |
| 3345 | |
| 3346 | ->''Facing the end of the world, you’ve chosen to win over saving what you hold dear'' |
| 3347 | |
| 3348 | ->''From a heart of metal, a dark desire burns,'' |
| 3349 | ->''Rage against a frozen soul that never learns'' |
| 3350 | |
| 3351 | ->''Where to stop, when to pause,'' |
| 3352 | ->''An ego chasing down the gods'' |
| 3353 | ->''Feel the spark, a blackened star inside your heart'' |
| 3354 | |
| 3355 | ->''Violent designs meet violent ends'' |
| 3356 | ->''Deceptive tyrants never choose to make amends'' |
| 3357 | |
| 3358 | -->-- Final Formers, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E11FriezaVsMegatron |
| 3359 | |
| 3360 | ->''Defying the darkness to see the light'' |
| 3361 | ->''Bending thoughts and controlling minds'' |
| 3362 | |
| 3363 | ->''A Puppeteer'' |
| 3364 | ->''With crimson chains'' |
| 3365 | ->''Controlling minds by cruel design'' |
| 3366 | ->''You can't Manipulate the sorcerer'' |
| 3367 | ->''Cast the chains'' |
| 3368 | ->''Darkness draws near'' |
| 3369 | |
| 3370 | ->''I’m cursed, blue, and frenzied'' |
| 3371 | ->''With strength and blinding speed'' |
| 3372 | ->''Six eyes shine bright'' |
| 3373 | ->''Controlling minds'' |
| 3374 | ->''Six eyes shine bright'' |
| 3375 | |
| 3376 | |
| 3377 | ->''A puppeteer'' |
| 3378 | ->''With crimson chains'' |
| 3379 | ->''Controlling minds'' |
| 3380 | ->''By cruel design'' |
| 3381 | ->''Under your control'' |
| 3382 | ->''We will fill the void'' |
| 3383 | ->''With this necessary evil'' |
| 3384 | |
| 3385 | -->-- Who Wears The Crown, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E12GojoVsMakima |
| 3386 | |
| 3387 | ->''Feeling that you're not alone'' |
| 3388 | ->''And you hear a scary moan'' |
| 3389 | ->''Ghosts, ghouls, and monsters so strange'' |
| 3390 | ->''It’s creeping through the dark'' |
| 3391 | ->''You have no clue where you are'' |
| 3392 | ->''It's time to face your fears'' |
| 3393 | |
| 3394 | ->''Rising above the fright'' |
| 3395 | ->''Of this forever terror night'' |
| 3396 | |
| 3397 | ->''When you’re in the dead of night'' |
| 3398 | ->''And under the pale moon’s light'' |
| 3399 | ->''A mystery unfolds'' |
| 3400 | ->''It's a thrilling, eerie sight'' |
| 3401 | |
| 3402 | ->''Fear has come to pay a call'' |
| 3403 | ->''It's like a groovy party but not at all'' |
| 3404 | ->''Unfolding a mystery to stay alive'' |
| 3405 | ->''They'll come for you with paws held high'' |
| 3406 | ->''Terror rears its ugly head'' |
| 3407 | ->''If we don't run then we’ll be dead'' |
| 3408 | ->''But this race has got to end'' |
| 3409 | ->''Cause things are bout to get tense'' |
| 3410 | ->''Fear and terror fill the halls'' |
| 3411 | ->''Who is the more courageous dog'' |
| 3412 | ->''It's time to bring out the big paws'' |
| 3413 | |
| 3414 | ->''Rising above the fright'' |
| 3415 | ->''Unfolding mysteries through the fight'' |
| 3416 | ->''Horrors all around'' |
| 3417 | ->''Because they walked on haunted ground'' |
| 3418 | ->''Forever terror night'' |
| 3419 | |
| 3420 | ->''Terror rears its ugly head'' |
| 3421 | ->''If we don't run then we’ll be dead'' |
| 3422 | ->''Terror rears its ugly head!'' |
| 3423 | |
| 3424 | -->-- Forever Terror Night, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E13ScoobyDooVSCourageTheCowardlyDog |
| 3425 | |
| 3426 | -> Can you feel the heat?\ |
| 3427 | Before the battle's done\ |
| 3428 | We've traded fists before\ |
| 3429 | There can only be one |
| 3430 | |
| 3431 | ->(fight fight fight fight) x4 |
| 3432 | |
| 3433 | ->Just saiyan, it's okay\ |
| 3434 | Doesn't matter who wins anyway\ |
| 3435 | Test our selves, a bond in battle\ |
| 3436 | Men of steel, we're not that fragile |
| 3437 | |
| 3438 | ->Who will walk away? (who will walk away?)\ |
| 3439 | Who will win the day? (who will win the day?) |
| 3440 | |
| 3441 | ->I live for the fight\ |
| 3442 | My spirit ignites\ |
| 3443 | 'cause the challenge makes me feel so alive\ |
| 3444 | I thrive in the clash,\ |
| 3445 | Never stray from this path\ |
| 3446 | I'll give it all with every attack\ |
| 3447 | I can feel it in my bones\ |
| 3448 | Fighting blow for blow\ |
| 3449 | If there's something we should know\ |
| 3450 | It's that we're the strongest known |
| 3451 | |
| 3452 | ->We're the strongest known! |
| 3453 | |
| 3454 | -> (fight fight fight fight) x4 |
| 3455 | |
| 3456 | -> As long as you give it your all |
| 3457 | |
| 3458 | -> Blood born in outer space\ |
| 3459 | Prime examples of an alien race\ |
| 3460 | No one else out there can keep us down\ |
| 3461 | everythings a blur of fist to fist so show me all that you got |
| 3462 | |
| 3463 | ->Push past your limits\ |
| 3464 | Break everything except our spirits\ |
| 3465 | So let me hear it \ |
| 3466 | For the love \ |
| 3467 | Of the fight |
| 3468 | |
| 3469 | ->I live for the fight\ |
| 3470 | My spirit ignites\ |
| 3471 | 'cause the challenge makes me feel so alive\ |
| 3472 | I thrive in the clash,\ |
| 3473 | Never stray from this path\ |
| 3474 | I'll give it all with every attack |
| 3475 | |
| 3476 | ->In this moment there is no space or time\ |
| 3477 | In this moment there is only you and I\ |
| 3478 | In this moment we are free\ |
| 3479 | Watch me come alive!\ |
| 3480 | |
| 3481 | ->I can feel it in my bones\ |
| 3482 | Fighting blow for blow\ |
| 3483 | If there's something we should know\ |
| 3484 | It's that we're the strongest known (Alive!) |
| 3485 | |
| 3486 | ->We're the strongest known! |
| 3487 | |
| 3488 | -->-- Super, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E15GokuVsSuperman |
| 3489 | |
| 3490 | ->Beyond our scope\ |
| 3491 | Out at the precipice of the unknown\ |
| 3492 | From the depths of the abyss\ |
| 3493 | To the outer edge of madness |
| 3494 | |
| 3495 | ->An all consuming wish |
| 3496 | |
| 3497 | ->Beyond our scope\ |
| 3498 | Out at the precipice of the unknown\ |
| 3499 | From the depths of the abyss\ |
| 3500 | To the outer edge of madness |
| 3501 | |
| 3502 | ->An all consuming wish |
| 3503 | |
| 3504 | -->-- All-Consuming, from Recap/DeathBattleS10E16GalactusVsUnicron |
| 3505 | |
| 3506 | [[/folder]] |
| 3507 | |
| 3508 | !!Other |
| 3509 | [[folder:Other]] |
| 3510 | -> A fight between [[ComicBook/TeenTitans a half-demon superhero]] and [[Franchise/MyLittlePonyGeneration4 a magical pony]], narrated by [[DeepSouth a redneck]] and [[MadScientist a scientist]], sponsored by [[VideoGame/WarRobots a mech videogame]] and comfortable underwear. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Death Battle, ladies and gentlemen]]! |
| 3511 | -->-- [=McPAXsous=] on Website/{{Twitter}} (talking about Recap/DeathBattleS05E02RavenVsTwilightSparkle) |
| 3512 | [[/folder]] |
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