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1->''men will crush your hand and be like this is great im winning the handshake. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve''
2-->--'''Website/{{tumblr}} user prettyboygirl''' [[https://wingedcatgirl.tumblr.com/post/657076862451941376]]
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4->''"Ow, ow, ow, ow! Are you kidding me with that handshake?!"''
5-->-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022''
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7->'''Steve Lombard:''' ''"Hey, man— you feeling steady yet? Let's see how your grip is!"'' (shaking his hand) ''"Thought so! You've still got the grip of a jellyfish! Just kidding, Clarkie-baby!"''\
8'''Clark Kent:''' (thinking) ''I'm in big trouble! I squeezed Steve's hand as hard as I could... and I couldn't even wipe the smirk off his face!''
9-->-- "ComicBook/WhoTookTheSuperOutOfSuperman"
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11->'''Jimmy Olsen:''' ''"Steve Lombard...Peter Parker!"''\
12'''Steve Lombard:''' (shaking hands and grinning) ''"I'll try not to squeeze too hard, little fella!"''\
13'''Peter Parker:''' ''"Uh, yeah thanks, Steve!"'' (thinking) ''What a jerk! If he only knew that I can crush bricks with my grip--!"''
14-->-- "ComicBook/SupermanAndSpiderMan"
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