1 | ->''men will crush your hand and be like this is great im winning the handshake. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve'' |
2 | -->--'''Website/{{tumblr}} user prettyboygirl''' [[https://wingedcatgirl.tumblr.com/post/657076862451941376]] |
3 | |
4 | ->''"Ow, ow, ow, ow! Are you kidding me with that handshake?!"'' |
5 | -->-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022'' |
6 | |
7 | ->'''Steve Lombard:''' ''"Hey, man— you feeling steady yet? Let's see how your grip is!"'' (shaking his hand) ''"Thought so! You've still got the grip of a jellyfish! Just kidding, Clarkie-baby!"''\ |
8 | '''Clark Kent:''' (thinking) ''I'm in big trouble! I squeezed Steve's hand as hard as I could... and I couldn't even wipe the smirk off his face!'' |
9 | -->-- "ComicBook/WhoTookTheSuperOutOfSuperman" |
10 | |
11 | ->'''Jimmy Olsen:''' ''"Steve Lombard...Peter Parker!"''\ |
12 | '''Steve Lombard:''' (shaking hands and grinning) ''"I'll try not to squeeze too hard, little fella!"''\ |
13 | '''Peter Parker:''' ''"Uh, yeah thanks, Steve!"'' (thinking) ''What a jerk! If he only knew that I can crush bricks with my grip--!"'' |
14 | -->-- "ComicBook/SupermanAndSpiderMan" |
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