1 | ->''"You slice the ginger."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Hannibal Lecter'''', ''{{Series/Hannibal}}'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"Before we begin, you must all be warned. Nothing here... is vegetarian."'' |
5 | -->-- '''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''Series/{{Hannibal}}'' |
6 | |
7 | ->'''Rattrap''': If there was a clone, where is he?\ |
8 | '''Dinobot''': I am afraid he is gone for good. A shame, really. He was such an handsome creature... and quite tasty. (''Flicks a bit of his clone's skin from his teeth (which hits Optimus Primal), then burps'')\ |
9 | '''Optimus''': ... You're disgusting. |
10 | -->--''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' |
11 | |
12 | ->'''Webby:''' Hot dog costumes!\ |
13 | '''Huey:''' I'm sorry, what?\ |
14 | '''Webby:''' You know, in case we get lost at sea and one of us-- probably Louie-- goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on! Louie ''hates'' hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.\ |
15 | '''Huey:''' Are you saying Louie would rather eat ''us'' than hot dogs?\ |
16 | '''Louie:''' I ''do'' hate hot dogs. |
17 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E4TheBeagleBirthdayMassacre The Beagle Birthday Massacre]]" |
18 | |
19 | ->''"I was too little to participate, but the banquet lasted for days."'' |
20 | -->-- ''Fanfic/{{Development}}'' |
21 | |
22 | ->'''Customer:''' Excuse me. Are you suggesting we... Eat my mother? |
23 | ->'''Undertaker:''' Yeah- Not raw, cooked! Roasted, few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce. |
24 | ->'''Customer:''' Well, I do feel a bit peckish... Can we have some parsnips? |
25 | ->'''Undertaker:''' Fred, get some parsnips! |
26 | ->'''Customer:''' ...I really don't think I should. |
27 | ->'''Undertaker:''' Look, tell you what; we'll eat her. If you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it. |
28 | -->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', ''"Undertaker sketch"'' |
29 | |
30 | ->'''Man:''' Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?\ |
31 | ''(zooms out to show a woman holding a baby)''\ |
32 | '''Woman:''' No. (Beat) You can have it! |
33 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}'' |
34 | |
35 | ->'''Craig:''' Look, this isn't going to work if you're going to freak out every time you find body parts around the house. |
36 | -->-- ''Series/Reno911'' |
37 | |
38 | ->'''Adam:''' Do you have any idea what fishsticks ''are?'' |
39 | ->'''Teddy:''' Yeah, they're sticks for fish! |
40 | ->'''Adam:''' ''No!'' They are sticks ''made of fish'', you ''dense blue fuck!'' |
41 | ->'''Teddy:''' Hm? Nah, that can't be, these are too tasty. Sticks for fish, fishsticks. [grabs another bite of a fishstick, making Adam and Jim retch] |
42 | ->'''Adam:''' Stop eating those, that's disgusting! |
43 | -->-- '''wavetro''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dshmgWdqw_s "takeout"]] |
44 | |
45 | ->'''Peralta:''' Are you a... cannibal, Caleb?\ |
46 | '''Caleb:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I would say that I'm a woodworker]]. Why did you think I was in protective custody?\ |
47 | '''Peralta:''' I dunno, I guess I hoped you were another cop wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.\ |
48 | '''Caleb:''' Nope! I did all my stuff - and more! There's tons they can't even trace to me. The secret is eating the evidence. |
49 | -->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "The Big House Pt. 1" |
50 | |
51 | ->'''Peralta:''' Everyone's gonna try and kill us!\ |
52 | '''Caleb:''' I know! What are we gonna do?\ |
53 | '''Peralta:''' You're a psychopath, you can protect us in there, right? I mean you killed and ate a bunch of people!\ |
54 | '''Caleb:''' They were ''children'', Jake. [[WouldHurtAChild Weak little children]]. One [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'conk' on their head]] is all it took! |
55 | -->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "The Big House Pt. 1" |
56 | |
57 | ->'''Vegan:''' That would result in a world full of vegans. Wouldn't you hate that?\ |
58 | '''Harry:''' Why would I hate that? I am on a vegan diet. I would never go hungry again.\ |
59 | '''Vegan:''' You would be a menace. Probably executed too.\ |
60 | '''Harry:''' Excellent. They should feast on my corpse before it rots.\ |
61 | '''Vegan:''' Why would they do that?\ |
62 | '''Harry:''' Because I'm delicious. |
63 | -->-- ''WebVideo/FrenchBaguetteIntelligence'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4CnfkTYPI Vegan Cannibalism is the Future]] |
64 | |
65 | ->'''Thor:''' We will bring the children back, and then, we shall feast!\ |
66 | '''Asgardians:''' ''[cheer]''\ |
67 | '''Thor:''' Not ''[[AmbiguousSyntax on]]'' the children. [[NoodleIncident We don't do that any more]].\ |
68 | '''Asgardians:''' ''[immediately sober]''\ |
69 | '''Thor:''' No, that was a dark, shameful part of our history... |
70 | -->-- ''Film/ThorLoveAndThunder'' |
71 | |
72 | ->''"Yes, with the power of our minds, we humans were making all sorts of new discoveries. For example: babies. Mmm, babies. They are'' delicious! ''But, you can't eat them, or else there won't be any new people!"'' |
73 | -->--'''Molag''', ''{{Theatre/Firebringer}}'' |
74 | |
75 | ->'''Swagmaster:''' Ok. [[TemptingFate There's no way you can screw this one up.]] ''[Turns around]'' Oh god dammit!!\ |
76 | ''[The camera shows Mario sitting inside the deep fryer]''\ |
77 | '''Mario:''' Mmm...something smells very good.\ |
78 | '''Swagmaster:''' Mario! Get the hell out of there!\ |
79 | ''[Swag pulls Mario, whose waist and below are deep fried, out of the fryer]''\ |
80 | '''Swagmaster:''' You dumb ass. Wait what the hell are you doing?!\ |
81 | '''Mario:''' ''[Missing a leg]'' [[ITasteDelicious Mario's so yummy!]] ''[[[{{Autocannibalism}} Eats his other leg]]]''\ |
82 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
83 | '''Swagmaster:''' ''[Shakes salt onto Mario]'' Yo let me try a piece. |
84 | -->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioWorksAtMcDonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]" |
85 | |
86 | ->'''Cat:''' Chicken's good.\ |
87 | '''Lister:''' Yeah, yeah, really good.\ |
88 | '''Kryten:''' That's not chicken, sirs.\ |
89 | '''Cat:''' Mmm, what is it?\ |
90 | '''Kryten:''' It's that man we found.\ |
91 | ''[[IAteWhat [Cat and Lister freeze]]]''\ |
92 | '''Lister:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\ |
93 | '''Kryten:''' Well it seemed such a waste to just leave him lying there when he'd barbecue so beautifully.\ |
94 | ''[Cat and Lister slowly spit out what they were eating]''\ |
95 | '''Kryten:''' Did I do wrong? I didn't get any error commands. Obviously I thought about it, because without my guilt chip or moral imperatives, I have nothing to guide me. [[InsaneTrollLogic But it seemed to me that if humanoids eat chicken, then obviously they'd eat their own species. Otherwise, they'd just be picking on the chickens.]] |
96 | -->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVIITikkatoRide Tikka to Ride]]" |
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