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'''Dinobot''': I am afraid he is gone for good. A shame, really. He was such an handsome creature... and quite tasty. (''throws a bit of his clone's skin at Optimus, then burps'')\\

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'''Dinobot''': I am afraid he is gone for good. A shame, really. He was such an handsome creature... and quite tasty. (''throws (''Flicks a bit of his clone's skin at Optimus, from his teeth (which hits Optimus Primal), then burps'')\\
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'''Mario:''' ''[Missing a leg]'' [[{{Autocannibalism}} Mario's so yummy!]] ''[[[{{Autocannibalism}} Eats his other leg]]]''\\

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'''Mario:''' ''[Missing a leg]'' [[{{Autocannibalism}} [[ITasteDelicious Mario's so yummy!]] ''[[[{{Autocannibalism}} Eats his other leg]]]''\\
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'''Thor:''' Not ''on'' the children. [[NoodleIncident We don't do that any more]].\\

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'''Thor:''' Not ''on'' ''[[AmbiguousSyntax on]]'' the children. [[NoodleIncident We don't do that any more]].\\
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-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioWorksAtMcdonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"

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-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioWorksAtMcdonalds "[[Recap/SMG4MarioWorksAtMcDonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"
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-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioWorksatMcdonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"

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-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioWorksatMcdonalds "[[Recap/SMG4MarioWorksAtMcdonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"
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->'''Cat:''' Chicken's good.\\
'''Lister:''' Yeah, yeah, really good.\\
'''Kryten:''' That's not chicken, sirs.\\
'''Cat:''' Mmm, what is it?\\
'''Kryten:''' It's that man we found.\\
''[[IAteWhat [Cat and Lister freeze]]]''\\
'''Lister:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Kryten:''' Well it seemed such a waste to just leave him lying there when he'd barbecue so beautifully.\\
''[Cat and Lister slowly spit out what they were eating]''\\
'''Kryten:''' Did I do wrong? I didn't get any error commands. Obviously I thought about it, because without my guilt chip or moral imperatives, I have nothing to guide me. [[InsaneTrollLogic But it seemed to me that if humanoids eat chicken, then obviously they'd eat their own species. Otherwise, they'd just be picking on the chickens.]]
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVIITikkatoRide Tikka to Ride]]"
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->'''Swagmaster:''' Ok. [[TemptingFate There's no way you can screw this one up.]] ''[Turns around]'' Oh god dammit!!\\
''[The camera shows Mario sitting inside the deep fryer]''\\
'''Mario:''' Mmm...something smells very good.\\
'''Swagmaster:''' Mario! Get the hell out of there!\\
''[Swag pulls Mario, whose waist and below are deep fried, out of the fryer]''\\
'''Swagmaster:''' You dumb ass. Wait what the hell are you doing?!\\
'''Mario:''' ''[Missing a leg]'' [[{{Autocannibalism}} Mario's so yummy!]] ''[[[{{Autocannibalism}} Eats his other leg]]]''\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Swagmaster:''' ''[Shakes salt onto Mario]'' Yo let me try a piece.
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioWorksatMcdonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"
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->''"Yes, with the power of our minds, we humans were making all sorts of new discoveries. For example: babies. Mmm, babies. They are'' delicious! ''But, you can't eat them, or else there won't be any new people!"''
-->--'''Molag''', ''{{Theatre/Firebringer}}''
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'''Harry:''' Why would I hate that? I am on a [[YouKeepUsingThatWord vegan diet]]. I would never go hungry again.\\

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'''Harry:''' Why would I hate that? I am on a [[YouKeepUsingThatWord vegan diet]].diet. I would never go hungry again.\\
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->'''Thor:''' We will bring the children back, and then, we shall feast!\\
'''Asgardians:''' ''[cheer]''\\
'''Thor:''' Not ''on'' the children. [[NoodleIncident We don't do that any more]].\\
'''Asgardians:''' ''[immediately sober]''\\
'''Thor:''' No, that was a dark, shameful part of our history...
-->-- ''Film/ThorLoveAndThunder''
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->'''Vegan:''' That would result in a world full of vegans. Wouldn't you hate that?\\
'''Harry:''' Why would I hate that? I am on a [[YouKeepUsingThatWord vegan diet]]. I would never go hungry again.\\
'''Vegan:''' You would be a menace. Probably executed too.\\
'''Harry:''' Excellent. They should feast on my corpse before it rots.\\
'''Vegan:''' Why would they do that?\\
'''Harry:''' Because I'm delicious.
-->-- ''WebVideo/FrenchBaguetteIntelligence'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4CnfkTYPI Vegan Cannibalism is the Future]]
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-->-- Hannibal Lecter, ''{{Series/Hannibal}}''

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-->-- Hannibal Lecter, '''Hannibal Lecter'''', ''{{Series/Hannibal}}''
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->'''Adam:''' No! They are sticks ''made of fish'', you ''dense blue fuck!''

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->'''Adam:''' No! ''No!'' They are sticks ''made of fish'', you ''dense blue fuck!''
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--> '''wavetro''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dshmgWdqw_s "takeout"]]

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--> -->-- '''wavetro''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dshmgWdqw_s "takeout"]]
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->'''Adam:''' Do you have any idea what fishsticks ''are?''
->'''Teddy:''' Yeah, they're sticks for fish!
->'''Adam:''' No! They are sticks ''made of fish'', you ''dense blue fuck!''
->'''Teddy:''' Hm? Nah, that can't be, these are too tasty. Sticks for fish, fishsticks. [grabs another bite of a fishstick, making Adam and Jim retch]
->'''Adam:''' Stop eating those, that's disgusting!
--> '''wavetro''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dshmgWdqw_s "takeout"]]
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->'''Peralta:''' Are you a... cannibal, Caleb?\\
'''Caleb:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I would say that I'm a woodworker]]. Why did you think I was in protective custody?\\
'''Peralta:''' I dunno, I guess I hoped you were another cop wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.\\
'''Caleb:''' Nope! I did all my stuff - and more! There's tons they can't even trace to me. The secret is eating the evidence.
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "The Big House Pt. 1"

->'''Peralta:''' Everyone's gonna try and kill us!\\
'''Caleb:''' I know! What are we gonna do?\\
'''Peralta:''' You're a psychopath, you can protect us in there, right? I mean you killed and ate a bunch of people!\\
'''Caleb:''' They were ''children'', Jake. [[WouldHurtAChild Weak little children]]. One [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'conk' on their head]] is all it took!
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "The Big House Pt. 1"
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->'''Craig:''' Look, this isn't going to work if you're going to freak out every time you find body parts around the house.
-->-- ''Series/Reno911''
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-->-- ''WebVideo/ASDFMovie''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/ASDFMovie''''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}''
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->'''Man:''' Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?\\
''(zooms out to show a woman holding a baby)''\\
'''Woman:''' No. (Beat) You can have it!
-->-- ''WebVideo/ASDFMovie''
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->''"You slice the ginger."''
-->-- Hannibal Lecter, ''{{Series/Hannibal}}''


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->'''Customer:''' Excuse me. Are you suggesting we... Eat my mother?
->'''Undertaker:''' Yeah- Not raw, cooked! Roasted, few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce.
->'''Customer:''' Well, I do feel a bit peckish... Can we have some parsnips?
->'''Undertaker:''' Fred, get some parsnips!
->'''Customer:''' ...I really don't think I should.
->'''Undertaker:''' Look, tell you what; we'll eat her. If you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', ''"Undertaker sketch"''
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''"I was too little to participate, but the banquet lasted for days."''

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''"I ->''"I was too little to participate, but the banquet lasted for days."''
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''"I was too little to participate, but the banquet lasted for days."''
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Development}}''
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->'''Webby:''' Hot dog costumes!\\
'''Huey:''' I'm sorry, what?\\
'''Webby:''' You know, in case we get lost at sea and one of us-- probably Louie-- goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on! Louie ''hates'' hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.\\
'''Huey:''' Are you saying Louie would rather eat ''us'' than hot dogs?\\
'''Louie:''' I ''do'' hate hot dogs.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E4TheBeagleBirthdayMassacre The Beagle Birthday Massacre]]"
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-->--''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''-->--''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''
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-->-- '''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''Series/{{Hannibal}}''

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-->-- '''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''Series/{{Hannibal}}''''Series/{{Hannibal}}''

->'''Rattrap''': If there was a clone, where is he?\\
'''Dinobot''': I am afraid he is gone for good. A shame, really. He was such an handsome creature... and quite tasty. (''throws a bit of his clone's skin at Optimus, then burps'')\\
'''Optimus''': ... You're disgusting.
-->--''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''
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-->-- '''[[Literature/SilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''Series/{{Hannibal}}''

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-->-- '''[[Literature/SilenceOfTheLambs '''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''Series/{{Hannibal}}''
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->''"Before we begin, I must warn you... nothing here is vegetarian."''

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->''"Before we begin, I you must warn you... nothing here all be warned. Nothing here... is vegetarian."''
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->''"Before we begin, I must warn you... nothing here is vegetarian."''
-->-- '''[[Literature/SilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''Series/{{Hannibal}}''

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