1 | ->''"Who in their right mind would want an abandoned amusement park on a godforsaken island in the Atlantic? Aside from Nathaniel Winter, of course. Yeah, ''that'' Nathaniel Winter. [[Fiction500 Millionaire, mogul]]... also, as it turns out, theme park tycoon. Nathaniel brought me up here during construction, and even then, there were accidents: workers falling to their deaths, equipment malfunctioning as soon as it was turned on, [[WhisperingGhosts strange whispers]] at night -- according to the crew -- coming from the rides themselves. But he was a stubborn son of a bitch, my father. The park opened, against all odds, right on schedule. The whole island showed up for the ribbon cutting... but the accidents continued: a roller coaster derailed, killing a family of three; a ten-year-old kid was found... dismembered, behind the cotton candy stand; an employee in a chipmunk costume [[GoingPostal went berserk]], stabbing two teenagers in the eye. By 1980, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Nathaniel was forced to shut it all down]]."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Nicholas Winter''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'' |
3 | |
4 | ->'''Hailey:''' Hello, you've reached Playland, the perfect place for family fun! How may I help you?\ |
5 | '''Unidentified Male Voice:''' I want my daughter back.\ |
6 | '''Hailey:''' I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid your daughter [[ReforgedIntoAMinion wanted to stay with us]]. You can always visit, though. Just let us know and we'll send you two complementary tickets! |
7 | -->-- ''Website/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1357 SCP-1357]] |
8 | |
9 | ->''Horrorland, Horrorland\ |
10 | Tricks up our sleeve\ |
11 | Many will enter\ |
12 | '''Nobody leaves...''''' |
13 | -->-- '''Riddle Wall''', ''VideoGame/EscapeFromHorrorland'' |
14 | |
15 | ->''"The Theme Park Witchyworld is closed due to an appalling safety record. Once [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney the authorities have been bribed]] we will reopen soon. Thank You."\ |
16 | "Anyone who rides all the quality attractions and survives are entitled to join the Witchyworld Fan club. Current Club Members -- 0"\ |
17 | "The management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld."'' |
18 | -->-- '''Signposts outside Witchyworld entrance''', ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie'' |
19 | |
20 | ->'''Dr. Starline:''' May I ask a question about your methods, sir?\ |
21 | '''Dr. Eggman:''' You may.\ |
22 | '''Dr. Starline:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why all the theme parks?]]\ |
23 | '''Dr. Eggman:''' I like theme parks.\ |
24 | '''Dr. Starline:''' Yes, but... they aren't remotely practical. All that time, all those resources, could be used more... ergonomically.\ |
25 | '''Dr. Eggman:''' [[VisionaryVillain I don't settle for the world as it is, doctor. I make it what I want it to be]]. If I want my enemies' last moments to be carousel music and the smell of petroleum-based cotton candy, that's what I'll make happen.\ |
26 | '''Dr. Starline:''' Words to live by, sir! |
27 | -->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'', ''Imposter Syndrome'' |
28 | |
29 | ->''They warned you, "Stay Away"\ |
30 | We [[HearingVoices whisper]], "Come and play."\ |
31 | Now you're here, then why not stay\ |
32 | At the Darkmoon Faire?\ |
33 | \ |
34 | Though things aren't as they seem.\ |
35 | [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Just ignore those]] [[EyesDoNotBelongThere eyes that gleam]]\ |
36 | Come laugh and '''maybe''' scream\ |
37 | At the Darkmoon Faire…\ |
38 | \ |
39 | You may think you're dreaming.\ |
40 | Flying on our carousel…\ |
41 | [[TemptingFate Surely there's]] nobody scheming\ |
42 | Or putting you under a spell…\ |
43 | '''[[EvilLaugh Hahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!]]'''\ |
44 | \ |
45 | Shadows dance in bounding leaps!\ |
46 | Waking up the [[EldritchAbomination thing that sleeps!]]\ |
47 | Right behind you something creeps…\ |
48 | And [[JumpScare MOVES]] in the night!\ |
49 | With a dreadful delight at the…\ |
50 | [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dark!\ |
51 | MOON!]]\ |
52 | '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FAIRE!]] [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHA!]]''''' |
53 | -->--'''Madness at the Darkmoon Faire''', ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft'' |
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