Line #75 Quotes/ManOnFire


1	->''"Rory knows claret[[note]]bloodshed[[/note]] is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls[[note]]arseholes[[/note]] who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle[[note]]bottle[[/note]] of the most ping pong[[note]]strong, regarding alcohol[[/note]] tiddly[[note]]drink[[/note]] in the nuclear sub[[note]]pub[[/note]] and switches back to his footer[[note]]football[[/note]]. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what?' says Rory. Rory gobs out[[note]]spits[[/note]] a mouthful of booze covering Fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest[[note]]chest[[/note]] and the geezer's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. [[AxCrazy Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game.]] His team's won too. Four-nil."''
2	-->-- '''A [[TheYardies Yardie]]''', ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''
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4	->''"[[CaptainObvious Fire, fire, fire!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Am! On! Fire!]] [[OhGodWithTheVerbing The burning! The burning!]]"''
5	-->-- '''The Soldier''' after getting set on fire, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
6
7	->''"[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I appear to have burst into flames.]]"''
8	-->-- '''The Spy''' in the same situation, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
9
10	->''"Speaking of movies, you ever see Film/ManOnFire?"''
11	-->-- '''Stan''' to '''Roger''' before setting him on fire, ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''
12
13	->''[[UnusualEuphemism "I was having some cookies and milk...]][[StuffBlowingUp and they exploded."]]''\
14	''"[[DelayedReaction Why that is a lovely shade of]]--'''[[LateToTheRealization FIRE!!!]]'''''\
15	''"When that fire hits your ass, that will sober your ass up quick!"''\
16	''"Fire is inspirational. They should use it in [[UsefulNotes/OlympicGames The Olympics]]. Because I ran the hundred yard dash in 4.3."''\
17	''"When you are on fire and running down the street, people will get out of your way--except for one old drunk, and he's going, 'Hey, buddy, can I get a light? Just a little off the sleeve, okay?'."''
18	-->-- '''Creator/RichardPryor'''
19
20	->''"Ohmygodimonfire!"''
21	-->-- '''Tom''', ''WebAnimation/DeclineOfVideoGaming''
22
23	->''"I have been baptized twice. Once in water. Once in flame."''
24	-->-- '''Joshua Graham''', AKA '''The Burned Man''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''
25
26	->''"Oh god, now I'm burning. That's much worse than other things burning! Oh god, why's it keep chasing me!?!"''
27	-->-- '''Caboose''', ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
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29	->''"I was to see that sight again, but once was enough. Flames were coming from a human being; his body was slowly withering and shriveling up, his head blackening and charring. In the air was the smell of burning human flesh; human beings burn surprisingly quickly. Behind me I could hear the sobbing of the Vietnamese who were now gathering. I was too shocked to cry, too confused to take notes or ask questions, too bewildered to even think ... As he burned he never moved a muscle, never uttered a sound, his outward composure in sharp contrast to the wailing people around him."''
30	-->-- '''David Halberstam''', on witnessing the infamous SelfImmolation of Thich Quang Duc in 1963
31
32	->'''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Burgh]]''': ...okay. Look. This is getting kind of embarrassing for me here. I don't wanna get [[CurbStompBattle Aced two times in a row]] on one day. So... GO, VOLCARONA! HEAT WAVE!\
33	(Burgh releases said Firemoth, which immediately aims a Heat Wave at Eos the second it leaves the ball. Oh, what do you know, you now have an [[ExtraOreDinary Ferreon]] running around with its fur on fire.)\
34	'''Eos''': <Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~>\
35	(Eos changes direction-)\
36	'''Eos''': <Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~>\
37	'''Imca''': Whoa now girl, hold still...\
38	(Imca chases after her, while occasionally trying to hit her with Icy Wind. This goes on for about 3 minutes, until Eos faints.)\
39	'''Eos''': <D-Do I still get my cookie?> @_@\
40	'''Imca''': ... Poor Eos... :c
41	-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
42
43	->'''Driller Killer:''' Come on baby, light my fire.
44	->'''Courtney:''' That I will.
45	-->-- ''Film/SlumberPartyMassacreII''
46
47	->''"I'm a ''real'' spy. I once drove a car off a freeway, on top of a train, while I was on fire. Not the car -- ''I'' was on fire."''
48	-->-- ''Film/{{Spy}}''
49
50	->Shinji saw a man setting himself on fire to get dozens of spiders off of him.
51	-->--''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', ''chapter 1''
52
53	-> ''"Goo-waaah!! Help! I'm on fire! Somebody! Help! In the time it's taken me to say this, my whole body's been covered in flames! Don't you think this is just too much?! I blame the game programmers! I'll remember this! GRRR!!"''
54	-->-- '''Wario''', ''VideoGame/WarioLand4'' instruction manual
55
56	->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You — lit — yourself]] — on fire. [[SuddenlyShouting Why did you light yourself on fire.]]'''''\
57	'''Dan [=McNinja=]''': Huh? Seriously? Because. ''They can't grab me if I'm on fire.''\
58	({{beat}})\
59	'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': '''How long have you been on fire?'''
60	-->-- ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''
61
62	->'''Goron''': You... you're a Hylian, aren't you? You better put on some armor or else you'll--\
63	'''Link''' ''(burning)'': I KNOW! JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME ARMOR!!
64	-->-- ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild How to get to]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VX0wUwbjE Goron City]]
65
66	->'''Red Mage:''' Uh. I'm burning '''alive'''.\
67	'''Black Mage:''' Yeah, fire'll do that. On the bright side, you won't have to worry about it for long.\
68	'''Red Mage:''' Oh, so it'll stop itself?\
69	'''Black Mage:''' Yeah... [[FalseReassurance All fires do eventually]]. Heh.
70	-->-- ''WebComic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/01/26/episode-947-mo-like-combustible-mage/ "Mo' Like COMBUSTIBLE MAGE"]]
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72	->'''Fray''': But he set himself on fire!
73	->'''Urkonn''': [[AncientConspiracy Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting]]. Makes a human--
74	->'''Fray''': ''He set himself on fire!''
75	->'''Urkonn''': Maybe he was cold.
76	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Fray}}''
77
78	->''Yo Pryor!\
79	I [[Film/MrsDoubtfire Doubtfire]] makes a good shampoo\
80	Left you running down the street like\
81	Oh no!''
82	-->--'''Creator/RobinWilliams''' (played by '''[=EpicLloyd=]''') to '''Creator/RichardPryor''' (played by '''ZEALE'''), ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
83
84	->''"This is [[SeeYouInHell just the beginning]]."''
85	-->-- '''Frank Castle''' burning the BigBad alive in ''Film/PunisherWarZone''
86
87	->''"Attention! Please step away from the burning policeman! Thank you for your cooperation."''
88	--> --'''Police officers''' being ignited, ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans'' (and [[VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans2020 its remake]])
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90	->''For a single, shimmering instant, he is beautiful to behold— like a man and a star made one. Then he is gone— consumed by his own flames. The light fades. Only the stench of cauterized flesh remains.''
91	-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''
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93	->''"No news picture in history has generated so much emotion around the world as [[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Th%C3%ADch_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_%C4%90%E1%BB%A9c_self-immolation.jpg that one]]."''
94	-->-- '''UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy''' speaking about the photograph of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%C3%ADch_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_%C4%90%E1%BB%A9c Thích Quảng Đức]]'s self-immolation
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