Line #7 Quotes/IAmNotShazam


1	->''"Lisa cannot decide which is more embarrassing: Bart shooting popcorn out of his nose at screen/Homer loudly asking [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice which character is Pride and which one is Prejudice]]."''
2	-->-- '''The [[Franchise/TheSimpsons Lisa Simpson]] Book'''
3
4	->''"Cool! This is the part where Film/{{Jaws}} eats the boat!"\
5	"This is where Film/DieHard jumps through the window!"\
6	"This is where Film/WallStreet gets arrested!"''
7	-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E13HomerVsLisaAndThe8thCommandment Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"
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9	->"In this shot, [[UsefulNotes/{{Islam}} Mohammed]] hands a football helmet to WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy.[[note]]Peter Griffin in actuality.[[/note]] Creator/ComedyCentral has refused to broadcast an image of Mohammed on their network."
10	-->--'''Disclaimer''' as shown in the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "Cartoon Wars, Part II"
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12	->''"Now, a lot of you are [probably] asking, Link, if your games are all about you, why are they all called 'Zelda'? Well, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this... [[ExtremeDoormat I have no backbone]]."''
13	-->-- '''Link''', ''Webcomic/ZeldaComic''
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15	->''"Hello my name is [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]] and I am a {{Dracula}}."''
16	-->-- [[http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/22/demotivational-posters-you-fail-so-hard/ This guy]]
17
18	->''"The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think... oh by the way, which one's Pink?"''
19	-->-- '''Music/PinkFloyd''', ''"Have A Cigar"''
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21	->''Yeah, my name is Link, man, ''\
22	''I'm more well known than Music/LilWayne''\
23	''Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? ''\
24	''THAT'S A [[PrecisionFStrike F**KING]] GIRL'S NAME!''
25	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Smosh}}''', ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Rap''
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27	->'''Luke:''' Did Film/{{Footloose}} follow the rules?!\
28	'''Phil:''' His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
29	-->-- ''Series/ModernFamily''
30
31	->'''[[LargeHamAnnouncer Announcer]]:''' [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown!]] VERSUS! Series/DoctorWho! '''BEGIN!'''\
32	'''The Doctor:''' Oh! Actually, if you don't mind, it's just The Doctor.
33	-->-- ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
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35	->'''''#15. No, his name isn't "[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]]."''' It's Link. Samus isn't "Franchise/{{Metroid}}" and Pikachu isn't "Franchise/{{Pokemon}}." Sometimes videogames - like books, films and television - are complex enough to contain characters with names separate from the title. Hard to believe, but true!''
36	-->-- [=GamesRadar=], [[http://www.gamesradar.com/25-annoying-things-about-non-gamers/ 25 Annoying Things About Non-Gamers]]
37
38	->'''Hart:''' The undefeated legend of fall: FRANKENSTEIN!\
39	'''Sid:''' Advise; technically, it's Frankenstein's Monster, [[TakeThat if you wanna be a dick about it]].
40	-->-- ''Film/MonsterBrawl''
41
42	->That's not so ignorant after all. There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the scientist]], is indeed named Frankenstein.
43	-->-- '''Creator/MaryShelley''', on [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} the book]]
44
45	->Knowledge is knowing that Literature/{{Frankenstein}} isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein ''is'' the monster.
46	-->--'''Anonymous'''
47
48	->'''[[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]:''' Oh, look. There's Franchise/{{Metroid}}.\
49	'''Pit''': That's not a Metroid! That's Samus!\
50	'''Palutena''': Just like Link isn't named [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]].\
51	'''Viridi''': And like Pit's name isn't [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Icarus]]!\
52	'''Pit''': [[OverlyLongGag Okay, this joke has officially run its course.]]
53	-->-- Palutena's Guidance, ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]''
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55	->'''{{WebVideo/Pat\|StaresAt}}:''' [[YouTubeKidsChannel Those videos]] are weird, man. \
56	'''{{WebVideo/Woolie\|Versus}}:''' But Frozen - Frozen's pregnant, though. \
57	'''Pat:''' ...''Frozen'' is pregnant. \
58	'''{{WebVideo/Matt\|McMuscles}}:''' Yeah, Frozen, not Elsa, Frozen. \
59	'''Woolie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That's what I said]].
60	-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'', "[[https://youtu.be/Gq8d2t3QpVo?t=1030 It's Time to Talk About Morbius]]"
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62	->'''Samus Aran''': Well, now's your chance. And feel lucky. There are still people calling me "Metroid".
63	-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars''
64
65	->'''Space Pirate''': Curse you, ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}''!\
66	'''Samus Aran''': You know that's not right.\
67	''A Metroid appears''\
68	'''Space Pirate''': You! [[BuffySpeak Floating jelly brain!]] Tell everyone that Metroid is coming!\
69	''scene change''\
70	'''Alien''': So which one of you is'' VideoGame/{{Contra}}? ''Is it me? Am I the Contra? I hope I'm the Contra.\
71	''scene change''\
72	'''Soldier''': Stay alert! The guards spotted secret agent ''VideoGame/MetalGear''!\
73	'''Snake''': Come on, really?
74	-->-- '''WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZK509PQuEg Mistaken Hero Identity]]'''
75
76	->''"We're not witches! It's just our initials!"''
77	-->--'''Irma Lair''', ''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}''
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79	->''"Who the fuck is Laura Winslow? This is a show about the Series/FamilyMatters. That's Laura Matters, Carl Matters, Harriette Matters, [[Music/{{Eminem}} Marshall Matters]], Grandma Matters, and [[Series/LeaveItToBeaver Jerry Matters as The Beaver]]."''
80	-->--'''WebVideo/SomeJerkWithACamera'''
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82	->''"I used to believe that Gustavo Dudamel's (principal conductor of LA philharmonic) name was La Phil because all the advertisements for LA philharmonic said "La Phil", with a picture a Gustavo Dudemal conducting. Fortunately, I only believed this for about 4 years until my brother told me that the conductors name was Gustavo Dudamel, not La Phil."''
83	-->--'''Anonymous submission to Website/IUsedToBelieve. All grammatical errors left intact.[[note]]For those wondering, the correct spelling of his surname is Dudamel.[[/note]]'''
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85	->'''Eric Matthews:''' I thought [[SerialKiller you]] liked to be called Jigsaw.\
86	'''John Kramer:''' No. ''[laughs]'' It was the police and the press who coined the nickname Jigsaw. I never encouraged or claimed that.
87	-->-- ''Film/SawII''
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89	->'''Chris:''' So, you're...Him, then? I mean, you're...you're...God?\
90	'''Goshua:''' Well, I am ''a'' god, I'm not ''the'' God, but I am your god. I mean, I've been assigned to you.\
91	''[later]''\
92	'''Chris:''' Hey, wait. Now listen, God-\
93	'''Goshua:''' It's Gosh.\
94	'''Chris:''' What?\
95	'''Goshua:''' My name is Gosh. I mean, my full name is Goshua, but most people call me Gosh.
96	-->-- ''WebAnimation/MinilifeTV'', "Of Pancakes And Baseball Caps (PART 2)"
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98	->''"My name is ''Fox [=McCloud=]!'' Franchise/StarFox is my team! Not my name! [...] No, I'm serious! Is this permanent? Is everyone just forever gonna not learn my name?"''
99	-->-- '''Fox''', ''WebAnimation/AFoxInSpace''

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