1 | ->''"Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. '''AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER [[DemonicInvaders DEMON KING!]]'''"'' |
2 | -->-- Premise of an ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' [[http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=553215 crackfic]]. |
3 | |
4 | ->'''Shinji:''' Father, [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain what are we going to do tonight?]]\ |
5 | '''Gendo:''' [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[AssimilationPlot try to implement human instrumentality!]] |
6 | -->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928487/1/Shinji_and_The_Brain Shinji and the Brain]]'' |
7 | |
8 | ->''"Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor [[PerfectlyCromulentWord eng... sm... sploded]] out of nowhere!"'' |
9 | -->-- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' |
10 | |
11 | ->''"[[IDoNotOwn Disclaimer]]: WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom [[IDoNotOwn is owned by Butch Hartman]], who would [[SickAndWrong probably vomit into a bucket]] if he knew this story existed..."'' |
12 | -->-- '''Tavalya Ra''', ''Mind of a Hero'', a.k.a. ''FanFic/TheCrack'' |
13 | |
14 | ->''"No, they're not the same. A bad fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy having sex with the word penis misspelled. An insane fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy battling ninja vampires [[ImprobableWeaponUser using their penises as weapons]]."'' |
15 | -->-- '''Arkhan''', [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=3393394 AH.com forums]] |
16 | |
17 | ->''"[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]] went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from Franchise/StreetFighter (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun."'' |
18 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2B1xnzXdL8 This]]'' |
19 | |
20 | -> '''[[Series/TheColbertReport Professor Colbert]]:''' That brings us to today's Wørd.\ |
21 | '''The Wørd:''' VOLDEMORT.\ |
22 | '''Professor Colbert:''' Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom.\ |
23 | '''The Wørd:''' [[Series/TheDailyShow JON STEWART?]] |
24 | -->-- ''[[http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness]]'' |
25 | |
26 | ->'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Feferi]]:''' ...as it turns out, I ended up somewhere really cool! And met cool people. I learned a lot, too! ''(grins evilly, begins to chant)'' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Fire and glub! Fire and glub!]] |
27 | -->-- ''Ask The Heiress'' [[http://asktheheiress.tumblr.com/post/54318526629/glub-is-coming comic]] |
28 | |
29 | ->I know, I know, but you don't understand how desperately I NEEDED to write this! |
30 | -->-- Author '''[=TheSoulStealer=]''', in the [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10480958/1/White-with-Innocence-Dark-with-Hatred-Red-with-Blood opening]] of a ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' & ''Literature/WarriorCats'' crossover |
31 | |
32 | ->[[Literature/TheBible The Lord]] spoke unto the author saying "There will come a day when you shall wonder what [[Literature/WarriorCats Hawkfrost]] would look like hugging a Franchise/MyLittlePony, and you shall indulge in that curiosity, for it is good in the eyes of the Lord." |
33 | -->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3924274/1/The-Ten-Commandments-for-Fanfiction-Authors The Ten Commandments for Fanfiction Authors]]'' |
34 | |
35 | ->The face that was underneath the alien mask smiled menacingly.\ |
36 | "Obama," Donald whispered. |
37 | -->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/12126132/chapters/27590100 Donald Trumpet and the Aliens in Oval Office]]'' |
38 | |
39 | ->Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. |
40 | -->-- '''The very first line''', ''Fanfic/ThirtyHs'' |
41 | |
42 | ->''I'm not Mulder-- I'm actually two agents parked outside the office.'' |
43 | -->-- '''[[Series/TheXFiles Agent Mulder]]''', ''Fanfic/{{Coveralls}}'' |
44 | |
45 | ->To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. |
46 | -->-- ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh'' |
47 | |
48 | ->''Twelve-foot what?!'' |
49 | -->-- '''Agent Stephen Fontwell''' on a crack-fic of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', "How Will I Clean My Fur?" |
50 | |
51 | ->''With a hand on his shoulder, [[AGodAmI Boron]] spoke to Britz one last time.\ |
52 | "It is time, my child. Are you ready?"\ |
53 | "Yes."\ |
54 | "Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice?"\ |
55 | "I am."\ |
56 | "I am so glad, my child. For you see, it is unfortunate that only [[PoweredByAForsakenChild the Soul Cannon]] is capable of destroying a god."\ |
57 | "You are wrong."\ |
58 | "What?"\ |
59 | "The Soul Cannon is not powerful enough."\ |
60 | "What do you mean," he said, turning Britz to look him in the eyes.\ |
61 | "The only thing that can destroy a god… [[TheDogBitesBack is another]]."'' |
62 | -->-- '''Creator/SeanChiplock''' [[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1200890225 narrates]] the ending of his ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel'' no-survivors run |
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