1 | ->''[the Master walks into his first cabinet meeting]''\ |
2 | '''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin! ''[throws dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table; the cabinet ministers are unimpressed]'' Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\ |
3 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is the matter of policy, of which we have very little.\ |
4 | '''The Master:''' No-no-no-no-no. Before we start all that, I just wanted to say: thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling ''traitors''.\ |
5 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Yes, quite. Very funny, but I think...\ |
6 | '''The Master:''' ''[stands up]'' No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a grin]'' Not funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a frown]'' And right now, I'm not like ''[grins again]'', I'm like ''[frowns again]'', because you are ''traitors''. YES, YOU ARE!! As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So ''[sits down]'', ''this'' is [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves your reward]]! ''[dons a facial gas mask]''\ |
7 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?\ |
8 | '''The Master:''' ''[muffled]'' A gas mask.\ |
9 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' I beg your pardon?\ |
10 | '''The Master:''' ''[lifts gas mask up]'' It's a gas mask. ''[smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and lowers the mask over his face]''\ |
11 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Yes, but, um, why are you ''wearing'' it?\ |
12 | '''The Master:''' ''[muffled]'' Well, because of the gas.\ |
13 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' I'm sorry?\ |
14 | '''The Master:''' ''[lifts up his mask]'' Because of the gas! ''[lowers mask]''\ |
15 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' What gas?\ |
16 | '''The Master:''' ''[leans back in his chair — muffled]'' This gas.\ |
17 | ''[the speakers on the two desk phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room]''\ |
18 | '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' ''[spluttering]'' [[YoureInsane YOU'RE INSANE]]!\ |
19 | ''[the Master [[InsultBackfire grins and gives a double thumbs up]]; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as do the other Cabinet members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table]'' |
20 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums "The Sound of Drums"]] |
21 | |
22 | ->''"Now who says politics is boring?"'' |
23 | -->-- '''Rico''', ''Film/JudgeDredd'' |
24 | |
25 | ->'''President Morty:''' ''[to the Barber Rick]'' Little more off the top. ''[to the Board]'' You were saying, Garment District Rick?\ |
26 | '''Garment District Rick:''' We were saying, "President" Morty, that we don't care who sits in that seat — a Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. We've been running the Citadel since before the Council, and you'll find [[TheConspiracy we're still running it now!]]\ |
27 | '''President Morty:''' Does he really speak for everyone here?\ |
28 | ''[Murmurs of assent from around the table]''\ |
29 | '''President Morty:''' Well, I think it's important to be clear. Raise your hand if he speaks for you.\ |
30 | ''[All but two of the Ricks raise their hands. President Morty snaps his fingers, and as one, his guards shoot and kill all seven dissenting Ricks]''\ |
31 | '''Barber Rick:''' ''[nervously]'' Is that enough [[DeadlyEuphemism off the top?]]\ |
32 | '''President Morty:''' I don't know. ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat Is it?]]''\ |
33 | ''[The surviving Ricks hastily agree]''\ |
34 | '''President Morty:''' Good. This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now, is the time for action. |
35 | -->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS3E7TheRicklantisMixup The Ricklantis Mixup]]" |
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