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| 11 | [[quoteright:350:[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vengeful_vending_machine.jpg]]]] |
| 12 | [[caption-width-right:350:And no, Homer, arms ''don't'' grow back.]] |
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| 14 | ->'''Janeway:''' Coffee. Black.\ |
| 15 | '''Replicator:''' Make it yourself! |
| 16 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E17QTwo Q2]]" |
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| 18 | You put your change in a vending machine, you expect to get your candy, prize, or whatever you paid for. This trope is when the machine doesn't do that, or inflicts harm on you. This comes in several varieties: |
| 19 | * [[NoSnackForYou The machine refuses to accept a character's money]]. |
| 20 | * The machine gets jammed and the buyer might get the candy right upside the head. |
| 21 | * The machine ruins a drink it dispensed. |
| 22 | * In snack vending machines, the snack fails to be dispensed properly, just barely hanging off of the shelf that holds it. |
| 23 | * A character attempts to reach into the vending machine (usually after the previous example happens) and [[HelpImStuck gets stuck]]. Usually it's [[ClutchingHandTrap only their arm]], but PlayedForLaughs can result in their whole body somehow ending up inside the machine. |
| 24 | * One of the previous examples happen, causing the character in question to [[PercussiveMaintenance kick the vending machine]] only for it to topple over and flatten them. |
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| 26 | PercussiveMaintenance is usually involved. Will often lead to EnmityWithAnObject. |
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| 28 | Coffee machines and {{Matter Replicator}}s ''do'' count, and [[InstantAIJustAddWater machines gaining sentience]] and attacking people is the ExaggeratedTrope. MyCarHatesMe is a sister trope. People usually apply PercussiveMaintenance when they encounter an uncooperative vending machine. NoSnackForYou, YourTelevisionHatesYou are related. |
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| 30 | DontTryThisAtHome. Those stickers that warn you not to rock the vending machine? Those are '''not''' for show. A vending machine is a very large and very heavy appliance with only gravity and a power cord keeping it in place. And there are few fates more humiliating than getting crushed to death for having a tantrum over a snack. |
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| 33 | !!Examples: |
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| 35 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 36 | |
| 37 | [[folder:Advertising]] |
| 38 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkgQFOOr7ug These "improved" 7-up machines.]] |
| 39 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv-636Fi5sE this]] Advertising/GotMilk commercial, ''a priest'' almost loses his temper at one. |
| 40 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfHFWq-YIOk&fmt=18 An old Irn-Bru advert]] ended with a guy whacking a vending machine in frustration (possibly because it's sold out). It responds with [[UseYourHead a Glasgow Kiss]]. Yes, really. The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOkjP7ZvUQ follow-up]] ended with the machine delivering a can at speed for a GroinAttack. |
| 41 | [[/folder]] |
| 42 | |
| 43 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 44 | * In ''Manga/AnneHappy'', part of Hanako's [[ButtMonkey misfortune]] is that if she tries to buy something from a vending machine, it will dispense something completely random and gross instead. |
| 45 | * ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' features Tomo trying to get some milk tea from a vending machine, only for it to pour the drink but fail to dispense the cup. She's suitably outraged when the next person to step up (Yomi) gets two cups. |
| 46 | * ''Literature/ACertainMagicalIndex'': |
| 47 | ** Touma puts in a 2000 yen bill into a vending machine to get a drink. When that doesn't work, Misaka comes and charges it with electricity, causing him to receive 2000 yen worth of drinks in return. |
| 48 | ** Mikoto hates that particular vending machine and spin-kicks it into giving her drinks ever since it ate her 10000 yen bill. |
| 49 | ** Index puts money in a vending machine, but it uses a touch screen instead of buttons. Since she is HopelessWithTech, she can't figure out how it works, until Hyouka Kazakiri patiently shows her how. |
| 50 | * ''Anime/FreshPrettyCure'': The second [[MonsterOfTheWeek Wakewameke]] summoned was created from a drink vending machine. It could shoot cans as missiles and douse people with fizzy juices while yelling slogans ([[NoIndoorVoice "MADE FROM CONCENTRATE!", "ZERO CALORIES!"]]). |
| 51 | * ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': Asuka is first introduced when Shinji and Toji run into her fighting with a jammed vending machine. In [[Manga/NeonGenesisEvangelion the manga]] the first word she says on the page is to exclaim [[ForeignCussWord "Scheiße!"]] while kicking the machine in frustration. |
| 52 | * ''Manga/{{Nichijou}}'' has Sasahara get similar treatment when his vending machine dispenses the drink into an ''upside-down'' cup, only catching a very small amount on the understand indentation. Being a CloudCuckooLander, Sasahara merely admires the vending machine's gall. |
| 53 | * In ''[[Manga/{{Trigun}} Trigun: Badlands Rumble]]'', Wolfwood is found nearly dying of dehydration because a water vending machine refused to accept his crumpled bills. |
| 54 | [[/folder]] |
| 55 | |
| 56 | [[folder:Asian Animation]] |
| 57 | * The vending machine in the ''Animation/MotuPatlu'' episode "Samosa Vending Machine", on top of [[NoSnackForYou refusing to dispense a samosa when it has money inserted into it]], punches Motu when he hits it trying to get a samosa out of it. |
| 58 | [[/folder]] |
| 59 | |
| 60 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 61 | * ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}'': A omake strip showed Hellboy dealing with one of these, but the ending reveals that a tiny imp was behind it, not the machine itself. |
| 62 | * ''ComicBook/LukeCage'': Luke Cage, Power Man, had a RunningGag feud with the coffee machine at the local police station based on its supposedly hostile behavior. He experienced similar difficulties with the soda machine at his old office. Clearly, Luke had no luck with crazy vending machines. |
| 63 | * ''ComicBook/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'': In one one-shot, Aunt Hilda gets cheated by a vending machine and kicks it in frustration. The machine retaliates by ''punching'' her, and Sabrina remarks that they're making vending machines that can fight back. |
| 64 | * ''ComicBook/XMen'': In one comic, Beast complains that he may have experimented on the coffee machine a tad too much after [[AIIsACrapshoot it comes alive and tries to strangle him to death]]. |
| 65 | [[/folder]] |
| 66 | |
| 67 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 68 | * ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': The Soda Pop Quickie from the old cartoon. He popped in a lot of change to see what would come out of the soda machine, and it spat out a giant can of soda right on top of Garfield. |
| 69 | [[/folder]] |
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| 71 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 72 | * There's a ''Literature/CiaphasCain'' (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!) fanfic where the commissariat's recaf machine is given the nickname "Little Horus" (think "Little Judas"). Eventually the protagonist shoots it, and the replacement works a lot better. |
| 73 | [[/folder]] |
| 74 | |
| 75 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
| 76 | * ''WesternAnimation/ChickenLittle'': Chicken Little asks Runt to get him a soda from the vending machine to [[ItMakesSenseInContext rocket himself to the school bell]] to warn the town about the invasion. When the machine won't take his dollar, Runt goes into a ferocious rage, thrashing and pounding the machine, much to the astonishment of the others. The machine reluctantly spits a single soda bottle out. |
| 77 | -->'''Runt''': What happened? I blacked out there for a second. |
| 78 | * In ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls'' Twilight's first encounter with a vending machine in the human world goes this way, not because the machine is broken, she just doesn't know how to ''use'' one and nearly ends up bucking it in frustration. |
| 79 | * ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'': |
| 80 | ** The opening scene features RJ the raccoon struggling with the chip machine at the beginning of the movie. It's only after Vincent the bear gives RJ the ultimatum of replacing all the food RJ accidentally destroyed in one week or getting killed that the vending machine finally gives up the chips, much to RJ's frustration. |
| 81 | ** And in the {{Stinger}}, [[spoiler: RJ and the other animals go back to the vending machine he was raiding at the start of the film to get more food for the log. They actually get ''all'' the snacks this time...[[YankTheDogsChain but there are so many the vending machine slot can't be budged.]]]] |
| 82 | --->'''Hammy''': [[LampshadeHanging Kinda anti-climactic, huh?]]\ |
| 83 | '''RJ''': Shoot! |
| 84 | * A short on the DVD of ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'' featured a sentient vending machine that not only refused to dispense a tourist's "diet coolant" after taking his money, but stole his watch when he tried to reach in. |
| 85 | [[/folder]] |
| 86 | |
| 87 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 88 | * In ''Film/BulletTrain'', a girl tries to buy a bottle of water from a vending machine, but the water gets stuck. Later, Lemon tries to buys some bubble milk tea from the same machine, and [[ChekhovsGun that unsticks the water.]] |
| 89 | * In the 2015 movie ''Film/{{Demolition}}'', Davis (Creator/JakeGyllenhaal) tries to buy some candy from a vending machine in the hospital following his wife's death, only for the candy to get stuck. He is so frustrated by this that he writes a letter to the vending machine company about it, which delves into him talking about his personal life and his marriage. The customer service representative at that company is so moved by the letter that she writes him back, and they eventually develop a friendship. |
| 90 | * In ''Film/DrStrangelove'', Col. Guano has to shoot a Coca-Cola vending machine to get change for a crucial phone call to the President. He gets Coke squirted in his face. |
| 91 | * ''Film/{{Election}}'': Jim [=McAllister=] has to spend the night at a motel because his wife found out about his affair. He tries to get a toiletry kit from the motel vending machine, but the kit gets stuck in the machine. This is Jim’s RageBreakingPoint and he punches the machine, [[EnmityWithAnObject taking out all his frustrations on it]]. |
| 92 | * In ''Film/HereComesTheBoom'', Scott tries to buy a snack from a vending machine, but it gets stuck. He rams the vending machine causing several snacks to fall out. A student sees him do this and he tosses him one of the extra snacks telling him to keep quiet. |
| 93 | * The talking bowling ball polisher in ''Film/{{Gutterballs}}'' is a dick. |
| 94 | * ''Film/MaximumOverdrive'': |
| 95 | ** A man is [[GroinAttack struck first in the nuts]] and [[TapOnTheHead then on the forehead]] by soda cans that shoot violently out of a vending machine. It's unclear, but likely, that he dies from the second blow. |
| 96 | ** In the beginning, there is a scene where a [[CreatorCameo cameoing]] Creator/StephenKing gets called an asshole by an ATM. |
| 97 | * ''Film/SilentMovie''. The three protagonists encounter a Coca Cola vending machine that fires out cans of soda like grenades. They later use it as a weapon against the {{villains}}. |
| 98 | * Inverted in ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'': A security guard orders a cup of coffee from a machine, and is pleased to have gotten a Full House, based on the cards printed on the cup (two Aces, two Jokers, and a "Wild Card"). But while he's waiting, the T-1000 forms behind him and [[{{Retirony}} kills him as soon as he gets his drink.]] |
| 99 | * In the adaptation of ''Literature/TheTommyknockers'', some guy tries to retrieve a soda can from a vending machine, which is possessed or powered by the alien technology and has a greenish glow. His hand gets stuck in there and the whole thing blows up, killing him. |
| 100 | * In the live-action ''Film/{{Transformers|2007}}'' film, the power of the Cube animates a soda machine, which sprouts limbs and goes berserk. |
| 101 | * The "guy crushed by a vending machine" story is brought up in ''Film/UrbanLegendsBloodyMary'', and nearly happens to Buck. |
| 102 | * At the beginning of ''Film/TheXFilesFightTheFuture'', Mulder goes to buy something to drink from a machine. He puts money in, pushes a button, then the next one, then all of them, then whacks the machine and then jiggles it angrily. He then notices that the machine is not plugged in and finds out that a bomb, the very bomb he and the rest of the FBI agents are looking for, is ''inside'' the machine. |
| 103 | [[/folder]] |
| 104 | |
| 105 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 106 | * ''Literature/BruceCovillesBookOf Monsters II'' short story "Vend U" has a sentient vending machine that (communicating through text on its screen) complains about local bully Jocelyn attempting to get food out of it without paying. It eventually ''eats her'', although [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth she overpowers it from the inside]]. |
| 107 | * One of the stories in ''Cops: Their Lives In Their Own Words'' involves an unnamed city that installed automatic fuel pumps for police vehicles. Policemen end up physically assaulting the machines with batons due to their tendency to malfunction if the user doesn't follow every step right (and sometimes even if they did). |
| 108 | * ''Creator/DaveBarry in Cyberspace'' begins its "Software" chapter with this "very simple program" for controlling an ATM: |
| 109 | -->1. DISPLAY MESSAGE: "WELCOME TO INTELLI-TELLER! PLEASE INSERT CARD."\ |
| 110 | 2. UPON CARD INSERTION, DISPLAY MESSAGE: "PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD AND PRESS ENTER."\ |
| 111 | 3. AFTER CUSTOMER ENTERS PASSWORD AND PRESSES ENTER, WAIT 45 SECONDS, THEN DISPLAY MESSAGE: "WELCOME TO INTELLI-TELLER! PLEASE INSERT CARD."\ |
| 112 | 4. WHEN CUSTOMER HAS PUSHED EVERY BUTTON 50 TIMES AND HAS FOREHEAD VEINS THROBBING LIKE CRAZED BAIT, DISPLAY MESSAGE: "THANK YOU FOR USING INTELLI-TELLER! HAVE A NICE DAY!"\ |
| 113 | 5. SEND CARD TO CARD-MELTER. |
| 114 | * ''Literature/DaveBarrySleptHere'' presents a "chilling excerpt from a nineteenth-century New York factory worker's diary" describing the horrors of vending-machine food. Among the complaints: |
| 115 | -->The machine for some reason is constructed in such a way that it drops these items from a great height, causing the contents, already brittle with age, to shatter into thousands of pieces. Also half the time it just eats your money, and ''forget'' about getting a refund... |
| 116 | * In the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' spin-off ''Mrs Bradshaw's Handbook to the Ankh-Morpork and Sto Plains Railway'', it's mentioned that many of the vending machines in New Ankh Station are like this, due to [[{{Magitek}} badly trained and mistreated imps]]. Mrs Bradshaw suggests that the chocolate machines in particular might be violating Thieves Guild demarcation rules. |
| 117 | * In a short story by Axel Hacke. He is talking to his sentient fridge named Bosch about this trope. Some American soldiers who were crushed by vending machines are mentioned. Bosch thinks it's the soldiers' fault, since they shook up the machines. The narrator gets angry and mentions the many times he got nothing for his money. |
| 118 | * Eve Dallas in the ''Literature/InDeath'' series has a generally antagonistic relationship with most technology, and where vending machines are concerned the feeling seems to be entirely mutual. They tend to malfunction whenever she attempts to use one. It's so bad that she habitually has someone else put her money in for her and press the button whenever she wants to buy something from one. |
| 119 | * ''Nexus'' magazine #2, short story "Firepoint Five". The main computer of a starship has a tendency to malfunction. One example of its problems is was preparing Lieutenant Simms' breakfast. It scrambled his fried eggs, and his sausage came out burned - and was supposed to be bacon. His toast was buttered (he hated buttered toast) and the coffee nozzle missed his cup - but ''didn't'' miss his lap. |
| 120 | * Boxxo the protagonist of ''Literature/RebornAsAVendingMachineINowWanderTheDungeon'' is a man [[ReincarnatedAsANonHumanoid reincarnated as a vending machine]]. He can pull tricks on people if he wants but only does it when he is pushed by bandits / thieves. For example when a man tries to break into him for the cash inside, he seemlingy vends him a free water, then as soon as the would-be-thief reaches in for it, he drops a burning hot can of soup on the thief's hand in retaliation. |
| 121 | * In ''Literature/TheRestaurantAtTheEndOfTheUniverse'', Arthur Dent, sick of getting bad tea from the Nutri-Matic machine, gives it a lengthy lecture on the nature and history of good tea. The machine hijacks the starship's entire computing power to work on the problem, leaving the ship defenceless against a missile attack. Arthur gets his tea in the end, though. |
| 122 | [[/folder]] |
| 123 | |
| 124 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 125 | * In ''Series/ThirtyRock'', Pete Hornburger spends an entire episode with his hand trapped in a vending machine. |
| 126 | * Brass on ''Series/{{CSI}}'' once helped a witness's mother get a soda from the lab's vending machine, which had taken her for $2. He rattled its controls in the right way to get it to cough up the stuck can for her. |
| 127 | * A mild example in ''Series/{{CSINY}}'': In the second season opener, "[[Recap/CSINYS02E01 Summer in the City]]," the team has just relocated from their dark, apparently underground offices to the 35th floor of a downtown high-rise. At one point, Mac is struggling to get a vending machine in the hallway to dispense whatever he just paid for, says to Sheldon, "I thought these machines were supposed to be new," and eventually gives up. |
| 128 | * ''Series/{{Emergency}}'': In the episode "Inferno", while expecting a call to join a brushfire-fighting team, Squad 51 instead gets a call to Rampart, where head nurse Dixie [=McCall=] has gotten her hand stuck in the coffee-vending machine. |
| 129 | %%* ''Series/{{ER}}'' pulls this gag at least once a season. |
| 130 | * In the ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' episode "Rooms with a View", Niles is having bypass surgery, and the rest of the main cast are in the waiting room. Martin debates which of two candy bars he wants, but when Frasier makes the decision for him, the machine swallows his money. Frasier makes an attempt to prise the the bar out, until Daphne - who has been getting increasingly tense as she waits to hear how her husband is doing - smashes the glass front of the machine with a fire extinguisher and hands him the candy. |
| 131 | * ''Series/GodzillaIsland'' has a variation in that the vending machine itself isn't malicious, but its contents are; The [[https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Monster_Vending_Machine Monster Vending Machine]]! A gigantic vending machine floating in deep space, the Xillien Zagres used it to dispense an enhanced version of [[Film/GodzillaVsKingGhidorah Mecha-King Ghidorah]] dubbed "Hyper Mecha-King Ghidorah", though judging by signs on the machine it could also dispense a regular King Ghidorah, Battra, a pre-transformed Fire Rodan, Moguera and Dogora. |
| 132 | * In ''Series/LesGuignolsDeLInfo'', there is a sketch with the puppet of French politician Philippe Séguin (portrayed as TheEeyore due to his real life looks) orders a can of orange juice from a vending machine. The machine gives him an orange, a knife, a press and a glass, then the message "Do that shit yourself" appears on it. |
| 133 | * ''Series/HillStreetBlues'': The officers at the eponymous police precinct fought a constant running battle with their vending machine, which stubbornly refused to dispense anythng that might be edible; at one stage, an enraged officer blew it to pieces with a shotgun! |
| 134 | * ''Series/KamenRiderOOO'' features soda machines that can transform into [[CoolBike motorcycles]]. But one time when Eiji tries to activate the bike to use against the MonsterOfTheWeek, it swallows his coin and does nothing. (In this case, it's not simple mechanical failure -- the bike mode requires authorization, and the machines' owner has Eiji temporarily locked out of the system to prove a point about their necessity while arranging a payment contract.) Eiji reacts how most people would with a busted vending machine; checking the coin slots and [[PercussiveMaintenance hitting the machine a few times]]. It gets so bad that he eventually knocks the machine over on its side, and sits on top briefly ''miming motorcycle riding in desperation'' while waiting for it to work. |
| 135 | * In the Austrian police procedural parody ''Series/KottanErmittelt'', one character has a long-running feud with the police department's coffee maker. |
| 136 | * ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' had a nutty talking vending machine called Vendaface: |
| 137 | ** In its first appearance, it offers psychiatric advice; after Fozzie deposits a coin, Vendaface asks for another, and then ''another''. Then, it tells Fozzie that his problem is "You are much too generous." (Fozzie gets angry, to which it responds "You also have a rotten temper." and starts strangling him.). |
| 138 | ** The second time it appears, it gives facelifts; it works okay the first time, giving a rather ugly Muppet a beautiful face. Then, another Muppet (who doesn't really have anything wrong with her face), likes the results and tries out Vendaface, but Vendaface gives this one the same features that the last customer originally had. |
| 139 | ** The third time it's also giving out facelifts, and tells its customer, Statler, it can "rearrange your looks"; [[LiteralMetaphor which it does]], slugging him in the chin. |
| 140 | ** There was also the similar Vendawish, which appeared in Season 3 and seemed to be an upgraded Vendaface. When its customer, a generic Muppet, wanted to be taller, it obliged by grabbing his neck and stretching it higher. |
| 141 | * ''Series/RedDwarf'': |
| 142 | ** Played with regarding the artificially-intelligent Talkie Toaster that drives Lister mad by constantly asking if he wants anything toasted. |
| 143 | ** "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIIQueeg Queeg]]": None of the food machines work. However, this time it's not the machines being malicious, but their new computer Queeg who claims that the crew have spent their credit. They have to start working, and real hard. When Lister has dinner, all he got was burnt toast and one pea. [[spoiler:"Queeg" was actually Holly pranking them.]] |
| 144 | ** "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIIIBodyswap Bodyswap]]": One of the maintenance robots went nuts and changed circuits in everything on the ship. Lister is advised not to touch anything until it gets fixed. He absentmindedly orders a bar and milkshake from a snack machine. He initiates the autodestruct. The crew cannot cancel it. After a horrible 15 minutes, the SelfDestructMechanism... dispenses the bar and milkshake. |
| 145 | ** Rimmer was in charge of vending machines aboard the ''Red Dwarf''. When they hold a funeral for Rimmer's hologram and say their eulogies in "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVIIStokeMeAClipper Stoke Me a Clipper]]", Lister mentions that on his shift, when you ordered Coke, you would never get soup or orange juice. Except it happened all the time, but Lister was trying to say something nice. |
| 146 | ** Possibly the most literal example of all time appears in "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVIIIOnlyTheGood Only the Good...]]", when Rimmer cheats a vending machine out of its money by attaching it to a string and yanking it out after receiving what he ordered from it. It vows revenge, and later in the episode, the machine blasts a can at Rimmer in anger, knocking him down while he's trying to escape a raging fire. |
| 147 | --->'''Vending Machine:''' You are my ''nemesis!'' One day our paths will cross again, and I ''will destroy you!'' |
| 148 | ** In "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonXDearDave Dear Dave]]", a vending machine becomes romantically obsessed with Lister. |
| 149 | * In "[[Recap/ResidentAlienS2E1OldFriends Old Friends]]" from ''Series/ResidentAlien'', Harry Vanderspeigle narrates that when he first came to Earth, he met a dog who taught him the rules about survival on Earth, including simple hygiene and power dynamics. As he talks about power dynamics, he is shown shaking down a vending machine outside a heavily graffitied diner until it gives up a bag of chips. |
| 150 | * On ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', Turk gets his hand caught in a vending machine not once but twice. The second time is when he's getting ice chips for his wife when she starts giving birth, and it almost causes him to miss his daughter being born. The first time is because of...a less pressing issue. |
| 151 | --> I paid for my Rolos! I'm getting my Rolos! |
| 152 | ** The ice machine is also revealed to be the reason for the security guard's hook hand, but because of it Kelso installed a release switch on it, which sets Turk free and he doesn't miss the birth. |
| 153 | * In "The Dealership" episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', a vending machine gives George no small amount of trouble. First he tries to pay with a dollar bill that's so old and crinkly that he can't get the machine to accept it. He has to scrape whatever money he needs to buy a Twix bar off the floor and under the machine (where something bites him). Then the Twix he buys gets stuck in the machine. And when he finally gets a manager to come get it out for him, the Twix is gone and in the hands of an auto mechanic who also bought a Twix and got George's for free. The mechanic denies eating George's Twix, claiming he bought a [=5th=] Avenue bar instead, so George devises some convoluted plan involving purchasing multiple Twix and putting them in a "candy lineup" which would somehow prove the mechanic's guilt. Before he can go through with it, all these other Twix are eaten by the staff (including the mechanic again). [[RevengeBeforeReason He never thought to eat any of them himself, despite being extremely hungry]]. |
| 154 | * ''Series/SledgeHammer'': |
| 155 | ** When the soda dispenser in the police HQ goes on the fritz, takes money and fails to dispense soda. The member of the public involved, who must be from out of town, complains to the nearest policeman, Lieut. Hammer. Who obliges by un-holstering the Amigo, at which sign everyone runs for cover and Captain Trunk begins to bellow '''''"No, Ham..."'''''. The dispenser gives in after several direct hits from Hammer's unfeasibly large weapon. |
| 156 | ** In a different episode, Hammer does the same thing to a bank ATM that has swallowed his card and refused to give cash. |
| 157 | * In the ''Series/StarskyAndHutch'' episode "Fatal Charm," a vending machine eats Starsky's dime, and he gets his arm stuck trying to get his drink. Hutch has to pull him loose. |
| 158 | * In the ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles The Trouble with Tribbles]]", the Tribbles start getting into everything on ''The Enterprise'', including the food dispensers in the cafeteria. Kirk's attempt to get a chicken sandwich and coffee gets him two Tribbles, one of them in a cup. |
| 159 | * ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': |
| 160 | ** "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS2E11Contagion Contagion]]": Picard orders Earl Grey tea (for the first time in the series) from the replicator, only for it to produce a flower in a teacup due to an ancient alien ContagiousAI afflicting the ship. |
| 161 | ** "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E1Evolution Evolution]]": Dr. Crusher sees that a replicator is producing a glass of drink and the liquid is overflowing, but the replicator won't stop (due to a computer malfunction). It only stops when Crusher tells the computer to deactivate the replicator. Also, a deleted scene from the episode has a sickbay nurse get electrocuted from a malfunctioning replicator. |
| 162 | ** "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E20CostOfLiving Cost of Living]]": Lwaxana Troi orders tea, but the replicator produces sausages. |
| 163 | ** "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS6E8AFistfulOfDatas A Fistful of Datas]]": Bugs in Data's programming cause various malfunctions aboard the ''Enterprise''. One of them is that replicators only produce "feline dietary supplements", meals for Data's cat Spot, presumably because that's all he uses the replicator in his quarters for. |
| 164 | * ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'': In "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS03E07CivilDefense Civil Defense]]", when the crew accidentally triggers a Cardassian riot failsafe in the station's computers, one of its defensive measures is to have the ops replicator produce a turret to attack the crew. |
| 165 | * ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'': |
| 166 | ** In [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS1E1Caretaker the pilot episode]], Tom Paris orders tomato soup from the food replicator in the mess hall, but according to the replicator, his request was insufficiently specific: |
| 167 | --->'''Computer:''' There are fourteen varieties of tomato soup available from this replicator: with rice, with vegetables, Bolian style, with pasta, with--\ |
| 168 | '''Paris:''' Plain.\ |
| 169 | '''Computer:''' Specify hot or chilled.\ |
| 170 | '''Paris:''' Hot! Hot, plain, tomato soup! |
| 171 | *** After finally getting his soup, he takes a single taste and rejects it in disgust: |
| 172 | ---->'''Paris:''' Ugh. Fourteen varieties and they can't even get plain tomato soup right. |
| 173 | ** Played for drama when the Kazon steal a food replicator from Voyager and try to figure out how it works. It explodes, [[CruelAndUnusualDeath melding their bodies into the ship's bulkhead]]. |
| 174 | ** Janeway cites the trope in "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS5E11LatentImage Latent Image]]" when arguing with Seven of Nine that their holographic Doctor is JustAMachine, no matter how human he acts and appears. |
| 175 | --->'''Janeway:''' Coffee, black. ''[she takes a sip]'' Lukewarm. Now, I've told that replicator a dozen times about the temperature of my coffee. It just doesn't seem to want to listen. Almost as if it's got a mind of its own. But it doesn't. A replicator operates through a series of electronic pathways that allow it to receive instructions and take appropriate action, and there you go. A cup of coffee, a bowl of soup, a plasma conduit, whatever we tell it to do. As difficult as it is to accept, the Doctor is more like that replicator than he is like us. |
| 176 | ** "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS6E25TheHauntingOfDeckTwelve The Haunting of Deck Twelve]]": Janeway orders coffee from the replicator, only first it replicates the coffee without the cup and then replicates the cup. |
| 177 | ** In "Shattered", Janeway attempts to have Chakotay over to her quarters for dinner, and achieves the unique distinction of burning the roast, when her only involvement in its making was to issue a verbal order to the replicator. |
| 178 | --->'''Chakotay:''' Let me guess. You burned the roast again.\ |
| 179 | '''Janeway:''' Once, a long time ago, I called this replicator a glorified toaster. It never forgave me. |
| 180 | ** "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E17QTwo Q2]]": As quoted above, Q's son magicks the replicators so that it sasses Janeway when she asks for a coffee. |
| 181 | * An episode of ''Series/UltramanTaro'' has a vending machine that shows up near a school from out of nowhere, and has a life of its own attacking children trying to buy drinks from it. Unsurprisingly, the machine turns out to be the secret base of operations of a hostile alien intruder, Mefilas II. |
| 182 | * ''Series/{{Vera}}'': In "Home", Vera wins the trust of the young son of the VictimOfTheWeek when the vending machine at the hospital [[NoSnackForYou doesn't give him his chocolate]], and she [[PercussiveMaintenance hits the machine in the right way]] to jar the chocolate loose. |
| 183 | * In "Doomcoming" from ''Series/{{Yellowjackets}}'', the snack that Natalie tries to buy from the vending machine outside the motel where she lives gets stuck. She shakes it a bit, then returns with a fire extinguisher and smashes it. She then [[EveryoneHasStandards takes only the one snack that she paid for]] and walks away. |
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| 185 | |
| 186 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 187 | * In ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978'', Arthur Dent, sick of getting something vaguely resembling bad tea from the Nutri-Matic machine, gives it a lengthy lecture on the nature and history of proper tea. The machine, being unable to fathom why the heck anyone wants mere dried leaves in boiling water, hijacks the starship's entire computing power to work on the problem, leaving the ship defenceless against a missile attack. Arthur gets his tea in the end, though. |
| 188 | [[/folder]] |
| 189 | |
| 190 | [[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]] |
| 191 | * Comic Dan Cummins noted those vending machines that dispense pricey electronics and questioned whether this is a problem they have, too: |
| 192 | -->''"I get mad when a candy machine takes my dollar. If the iPod machine takes a couple hundred of my dollars, I'm not getting mad; I am getting my iPod... [[PercussiveMaintenance Along with every other iPod that machine has to offer]]."'' |
| 193 | [[/folder]] |
| 194 | |
| 195 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
| 196 | * In the ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement [=AC11=] ''The Book of Wondrous Inventions'', one of the inventions is Ardraken's Refreshment Simulacrum, which is basically a soda vending machine. Unfortunately, it doesn't work: its malfunctions include attacking the customer trying to use it and dispensing drinks with negative effects. |
| 197 | * The campus vending machines in ''TabletopGame/GURPSIlluminatiUniversity'' will dispense almost anything a character might need: from a cold soda to a flamethrower. However, they don't always give you what you ask for. |
| 198 | * If a vending machine doesn't try to kill you in ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}'', your GM is bad at the job. |
| 199 | [[/folder]] |
| 200 | |
| 201 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 202 | * ''VideoGame/BioShock'': |
| 203 | ** In ''VideoGame/BioShock1'', a vending machine in Hephaestus has been sabotaged to dispense a live grenade -- and then ''laugh at you'' -- as soon as you try to use it. If you pay close attention, you can actually hear the saboteur mumbling about it as you approach from around the corner. |
| 204 | ** In the multiplayer mode of ''VideoGame/BioShock2'', this a valid strategy to kill other players. After hacking a vending machine to freely use it, it will drop a bomb if someone not from your team or anyone besides you (in case you are not playing a team-based game mode) tries to use it. |
| 205 | ** This tactic can be used in the single-player campaign of both games, though it's limited specifically to Health Stations. If you hack a Health Station, not only does it give you discounts on healing (and a freebie in 2 if you hit a bonus zone), but any Splicer that tries to use it gets hit with poison gas instead. |
| 206 | * When you reach New Haven in ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'', you can find Dr. Zed's Claptrap assistant running around all over the place. He stops at the medical vending machine and pounds on it, frustrated that it isn't working. The vending machine works just fine for the player. |
| 207 | * {{Inverted|Trope}} with Tina in ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'' after [[BerserkButton she gets a raisin cookie from one]]. That poor machine should have known better... |
| 208 | * In ''VideoGame/CrashTagTeamRacing'', a [[TheManyDeathsOfYou Die-O-Rama]] involves Crash putting a coin in a soda machine and not getting anything out of it. He tilts the machine, causing it to fall on him. |
| 209 | * Early in ''VideoGame/DeusEx'', you overhear Gunther Hermann grumbling to Anna Navarre. The vending machines gives him the wrong soda so often he believes there is a conspiracy against him. In the sequel ''VideoGame/DeusExInvisibleWar'', [[spoiler:it turns out he was right, the maintenance man was screwing with him]]. |
| 210 | ** And in ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution'', a security guard in Tai Yong Medical tells a story of how he almost got crushed by a vending machine when he tried to tip it. [[TemptingFate Said security guard is standing quite close to a vending machine]]. [[WreakingHavok Hmmmm.....]] |
| 211 | * ''VideoGame/Fallout2'' features old [[BlandNameProduct Nuka-Cola]] vending machines that can be interacted with. For 1 dollar, they will dispense a Nuka-Cola bottle at great speed and if your character fails an Agility and Luck check the bottle will [[GroinAttack hit them in the groin]] for a few HitPoints worth of damage. |
| 212 | ** The ''Lonesome Road'' DLC for ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' has a bit of BlackComedy with a skeleton crushed under a vending machine. |
| 213 | * Used as part of a puzzle in ''VideoGame/TheFeebleFiles''. Feeble tries to buy an item from a vending machine, which takes his money and refuses to dispense. Do this three times and he'll kick the vending machine in frustration, then feel guilty about it, which opens access to the confession booth area. |
| 214 | * The first time you enter the Shinra Tower in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', you can put some money into a vending machine for an energy drink. Unfortunately, it gets jammed, and any attempt to apply PercussiveMaintenance on it will fail because a nearby attendant will tell you to knock it off. Near the end of the game, you can return to that very same machine and ''finally'' get your drink, which comes in the form of a couple of [[RareCandy stat-boosting source items]]. |
| 215 | * Early in ''VideoGame/HalfLifeOpposingForce'', Shepard encounters a fat security guard named Otis with his hand stuck in a vending machine. The guard curses, going like "Stupid machines!" and asks the player for a quarter. It's possible to operate the machine with the Use key, and this makes a candy bar pop out. However, the guard does nothing if you do. |
| 216 | * In ''VideoGame/KirbyAndTheForgottenLand'', Kirby can suck up a vending machine and use it to kill enemies and break down some walls. |
| 217 | * Opened Can of Wellcheers from ''VideoGame/LobotomyCorporation'' is an abnormality that takes the form of two humanoid shrimp standing next to a vending machine. Get a good work result and you get a free buff from it. Get a bad work result on it, and the employee will fall asleep after drinking the soda and be taken away somewhere, never to be seen again. |
| 218 | * ''VideoGame/MikeShadowIPaidForIt'' [[http://www.kongregate.com/games/Tanoku/mike-shadow-i-paid-for-it has you buying upgrades to beat the crap out of an uncooperative vending machine]]. |
| 219 | * In the third level of ''VideoGame/MaxPayne'', a mook kicks a vending machine because it refuses to give him the item he bought. Another mook then sings about a "killer vending machine". |
| 220 | * ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'': |
| 221 | ** There are grog machines featured in four out of the five ''Monkey Island'' games. Two of them act like this. |
| 222 | ** In ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland'', you can put as many pieces of eight as you want in it, but it won't work. A single bottle of root beer later falls out of it when [=LeChuck=] punches Guybrush into the machine. |
| 223 | ** In ''VideoGame/EscapeFromMonkeyIsland'', the machine still doesn't dispense any grog, but if you kick it enough, some empty cans eventually tumble out. |
| 224 | * Greeters in ''VideoGame/{{Oddworld}}'' are the result of an experiment in creating self-promoting vending machines, which was deemed a failure because they kept [[AIIsACrapshoot electrocuting their customers]]. The [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Magog Cartel]] decided to exploit their psychotic tendencies and had them redesigned as security guards for their factories. |
| 225 | * Inverted in ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' when you occasionally get a bonus drink, much like actual Japanese vending machines. |
| 226 | * ''[[http://www.kongregate.com/games/AdultSwimGames/vending-machine-champ?acomplete=vending Vending Machine Champ]]'' by Creator/AdultSwim Games combines this trope with ''VideoGame/PunchOut''. |
| 227 | * The University expansion pack of ''VideoGame/TheSims3'' comes with vending machines. Slamming into one can cause it to fall on you, causing death by Blunt Force Trauma. |
| 228 | * ''VideoGame/ZorkGrandInquisitor'' has the candy vending machine at GUE Tech. Not only does it eat your money and never actually dispense candy, one of the buttons is broken- and it's the one you need to use to open an important locker[[note]]Each button on the machine is linked to a locker. Press a button, and the locker in the equivalent position in another room opens.[[/note]]. The drinks dispenser might also count, as while it does give you the drinks, it doesn't provide cups, again wasting your money on a beverage that just goes down the drain. |
| 229 | [[/folder]] |
| 230 | |
| 231 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 232 | * A ''WebAnimation/HappyTreeFriends'' episode has Nutty try to buy a candy bar from a vending machine, but it gets stuck. He [[MadeOfPlasticine manages to somehow rip his own arm off]] pulling on the stuck candy bar, before the machine falls on him and finishes him off gruesomely. |
| 233 | [[/folder]] |
| 234 | |
| 235 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 236 | * ''Webcomic/CosmicDash'': In chapter "Grounded", Dash encounters one such machine and promptly decides to take it apart and repair it. Since he has no accreditation to do so, the owner calls security on him. |
| 237 | * The somewhat obscure webcomic ''Webcomic/TheKennyChronicles'' has one strip where the protagonist really needs some caffeine but a vending machine instead gives him something caffeine-free. Which the author notes was an inversion of something that happened to him in real life (he ordered Sprite and got VAULT). |
| 238 | [[/folder]] |
| 239 | |
| 240 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 241 | * Well, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTBD-bYd3hs here's a fairly typical (and wordless, so it'd work for international audiences) example.]] A guy versus a coffee vending machine. |
| 242 | * The PFY from ''Literature/BastardOperatorFromHell'' has encountered a few of these. The first was a drinks machine in the office, specifically designed by a friend of the Bastard’s to randomly dispense crappy products instead of the desired ones, and to randomly eat the buyer’s money as an ''intended feature''. The second, and more notable, appliance was a snack machine on a Tube line. Its stubborn refusal to dispense a packet of salt and vinegar chips pissed the PFY off enough for him to build a refrigerator-sized EMP device ''specifically'' to destroy it. This led to him, the BOFH, and the Boss taking the “Pinch” on a Main/RoaringRampageOfRevenge against every machine and establishment they felt had wronged them, ending with their being trapped in an elevator after accidentally setting the device off. |
| 243 | * A vengeful vending machine appears in the ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld'' video 'Movie Makers'. When making a video about getting free chocolate from tackling a vending machine the machine falls over (as it would), then flips and crushes an unfortunate Matt. As [[https://youtu.be/rqEIxlv0UTE?t=1m14s seen here.]] |
| 244 | * The Website/SCPFoundation has two of 'em: |
| 245 | ** [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261 SCP-261]] is a windowless vending machine which only accepts Japanese yen and can dispense a seemingly infinite variety of strange items (most of which are edible... though not necessarily by ''humans''). Experimenting with it has produced several instances that suggest the machine is capable of being vengeful: |
| 246 | *** Whatever you do, do ''not'' [[BerserkButton put counterfeit yen into its coin slot]]. It will give you cyanide-laced gummi candies shaped like human hands FlippingTheBird. |
| 247 | *** In a more humorous case, when someone tried to slip in an "I.O.U. 500 yen" note, it responded with an empty popcorn bag containing the note "I.O.U. 41 popcorn kernels". The next time someone put 500 yen into it, it immediately spilled 41 popcorn kernels on the ground, sans bag. |
| 248 | *** Hitting the coin return once produced a zero-value coin. Using the zero-value coin produced a lunch utterly devoid of taste, nutrition, texture, or really anything else. The test-subject who ate it said it didn't fill her up at all. Hitting the coin return ''again'' caused it to dispense a can with "STOP THAT" written on it, which turned out to contain a living and very angry stinging insect. |
| 249 | *** On a [[BlackComedy slightly darker note]], trying the coin-on-a-string trick on it at first made it give seemingly normal food that caused the eater to inexplicably vomit it back up later, but eventually got it to deploy a ''live grenade'', with actual casualties (in the most recent version of the article, it drops a beehive instead). The machine then {{troll}}ed the staff the next time they tried this by deploying a grenade which burst into candy with a party horn noise. |
| 250 | ** [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294 SCP-294]] is a beverage dispenser that can dispense any substance in existence, so long as this substance can exist in fluid form. While it's very good at what it does, what with being able to 'summon' everything from regular coffee to things that clearly shouldn't be able to exist in a polystyrene cup without some rather...exotic mishaps, (think all kinds of industrial chemicals, molten metal, liquid nitrogen...) Unlike SCP-261, [=SCP=]-294 doesn't seem to be sentient, but is very LiteralMinded: |
| 251 | *** An agent asking for "a cup of joe" got 12 ounces of mixed bodily fluids from a nearby agent named Joseph. Said agent had to be hospitalized, but eventually recovered. |
| 252 | *** A researcher asked the machine to give him "Whatever the next person orders". The machine simply waited until someone else ordered something and gave two drinks at once, which naturally overflowed the cup and spilled all over the floor. |
| 253 | *** A researcher told the machine "Surprise me". It gave him a cup of superheated water which exploded into boiling-hot steam when disturbed. The researcher confirmed that this event surprised him. |
| 254 | *** A researcher who asked for "the perfect drink" was DrivenToSuicide after drinking it, because the drink was ''so'' good that [[SeenItAllSuicide nothing else in life could measure up to it]]. After this incident the Foundation stopped letting the site staff try asking it for something unusual without running it past a supervisor first. |
| 255 | *** Someone once asked it for a "[[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxyTrilogy Pan-Galactic]] GargleBlaster", and the drink it dispensed replicated both the taste and the side effects pretty much perfectly. They survived, but needed treatment for alcohol poisoning and were firmly instructed not to try that again. |
| 256 | * From ''Website/ThingsOfInterest'', the story "[[http://qntm.org/vending The Vending Machine Murders]]", where all the vending machines in the world turn murderous. And then [[spoiler:the Earth gets attacked by a giant vending machine from space]]. |
| 257 | [[/folder]] |
| 258 | |
| 259 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 260 | * A series flashback in the ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' about the Wattersons [[TaughtByExperience learning things the hard way]] shows Gumball getting stuck entirely inside a vending machine while trying to grab some candy without paying, a fireman cutting him out with a buzzsaw, then just paying for one regularly the next time. |
| 261 | * In the "Indie Movie" episode of ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', Snot attempts to buy a bag of off-brand Cheeto knockoff's called Cheeso's, the same his now deceased absent father used to buy him. When it gets stuck, he has an emotional breakdown in a parody of heavy-handed symbolism prevalent in indie films. |
| 262 | * One ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' episode features the pair trying to buy a bag of pork rinds from a vending machine, only for it to get stuck. The rest of the episode revolves around them trying to get it out. Butt-Head eventually wanders off to get change for a dollar he managed to panhandle up, but ends up spending the whole thing on a ton of expired nachos at the Maxi-Mart, and promptly forgets about Beavis, who is left still standing around the machine. |
| 263 | * ''WesternAnimation/BeCoolScoobyDoo'': Shaggy and Scooby stop for a snack while investigating a ghost. The snack gets stuck in the vending machine, so Shaggy reaches in to try to get it. He somehow winds up fully inside. So Scooby reaches in to try to get him out, and ''he'' winds up fully inside. Then the ghost comes in and tries to meance them, but they're protected, so ''he'' reaches in to try to get them, and ''he'' winds up fully inside. |
| 264 | * In a ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'' short episode, Ben tries to get a candy bar from a vending machine, only for it to fall against the glass. Ever the {{Determinator}}, Ben decides to go Grey Matter to get the candy bar. The only problem is when the Omnitrix times out, leaving Ben's [[ExaggeratedTrope ENTIRE BODY]] trapped in the machine. |
| 265 | * ''WesternAnimation/BikerMiceFromMars'': in the episode "Vicious Cycles", Greasepit ends up in a fight with a vending machine; the machine keeps firing its goods at him, and he returns fire with a machine gun. Carbuncle and Limburger watch the whole thing from a distance, to which Limburger casually remarks that his money is on the vending machine. |
| 266 | * The "Prom Night Special" episode of ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'' has Johnny Gomez announce that there will be two hours detention after the evenings matches for anyone caught tipping over vending machines in the arena lounge, [[KarmicDeath with a cutaway to two teenagers doing exactly that, with one getting crushed to death for his troubles]]. |
| 267 | * The ''WesternAnimation/BureauOfAlienDetectors'' episode "Gifted" involved LivingToys, one of which was a miniature gumball machine that could fire its contents like bullets that left the recipients CoveredInGunge. |
| 268 | * The ''WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand'' episode "Good Ol' Buzz" has XR get frustrated at a vending machine not working. |
| 269 | * The vending machines at the school in ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'' seem to be this. In one episode, Nicholas is hitting one of them and complaining that it's trying to "drive [him] bananas". In another, Odd complains that the hot chocolate from it [[ItTastesLikeFeet tastes like "dirty sweatsocks and an old pair of sneakers" or the soup tastes like dishwater]]. Once the hot chocolate machine didn't dispense a cup and just spilled hot chocolate liquid all over itself. Another had it jammed up, prompting Odd to hit it and wince at the recoil. |
| 270 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' episode "The Full Mounty", Cow and Chicken try to get snacks from a vending machine that doesn't work. The Red Guy, who was dressed as a Canadian Office Mountie, ends up squashed by the vending machine when he tries to capture them at that moment. |
| 271 | * A minor RunningGag in ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'' involves Gyro's enmity with an uncooperative vending machine. |
| 272 | -->'''Gyro:''' You miserable piece of rust. ''I'' am man, ''you'' are machine! Do as I command or I will ''pull your plug!'' |
| 273 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': |
| 274 | ** "[[Recap/FuturamaS1E7MyThreeSuns My Three Suns]]": [[HighTimesFuture A machine selling "Refreshing Crack"]] gets stuck, and the customer whines "Don't hold out on me, man!" |
| 275 | ** "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E14MothersDay Mother's Day]]": All the machines rebel against humanity, including a coffee machine that sprays its contents at Fry and a vending machine that shoots cans at people. |
| 276 | --->''"I got a big, big thirst for human blood!"'' |
| 277 | ** "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E19GhostInTheMachines Ghost in the Machines]]": One of Bender's methods in his attempt to kill Fry involved possessing a vending machine that serves pineapples and has them launch at Fry when he tries to make a purchase. |
| 278 | ** "[[Recap/FuturamaS7E1TheBotsAndTheBees The Bots and The Bees]]": Bev, the new beverage vending machine at the office, hates Bender and insults him on every occasion. Soon, the two start fighting, [[SlapSlapKiss which then leads to lovemaking]], which leads to Bev having a baby. |
| 279 | * In the animated special of ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldHis9Lives'', Garfield attempts to use a vending machine aboard his spaceship to order lunch, in the form of a cup of coffee and some pie, during his [[CatsHaveNineLives ninth and final life]]. The machine drops the pie, pours coffee on it, and then crushes it with the coffee mug. |
| 280 | --> ''"Rats!"'' *beats his fists against the machine* ''"Oh well, it all tasted like lettuce anyway."'' |
| 281 | * ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': Near the start of "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E8BlendinsGame Blendin's Game]]", Dipper and Mabel try to get some candy from the vending machine in the Mystery Shack's gift shop. The kids are naturally upset when it gets stuck (with Mabel crying "Everything is terrible forever!"), but Soos shows them a way to not only unstick the machine, but open it up so they can get all the candy they want. |
| 282 | * ''WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget'' once had a villainous MasterOfDisguise called Presto Change-O. At one point during his episode, Gadget thinks he's found the foe disguised as a vending machine [[spoiler: he was running around disguised as Gadget]]. Naturally, this goes about as well as expected, with Gadget getting his Finger Key stuck in the keyhole and his foot stuck in the slot. |
| 283 | * One episode of the recurring "Pluto Gets the Paper" shorts in ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouseWorks'' features Pluto trying to get a newspaper out of a vendor. At one point, he falls inside a storm drain trying to recover a dime for the machine and somehow winds up trapped inside the kiosk itself. For some reason, this is one of the two shorts that were never rerun in ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' (the other being [[BannedEpisode the controversial]] "Minnie Takes Care of Pluto"). |
| 284 | * ''WesternAnimation/MonstersAtWork'': In "[[Recap/MonstersAtWorkS1E6TheVendingMachine The Vending Machine]]", Tylor accidentally breaks Vendy, MIFT's beloved vending machine. Mike orders a new and more modern vending machine which MIFT dubs "Vendy 2". Fritz ends up liking it more than Vendy since Vendy 2 can produce multiple types of drinks and even various candies. However, Tylor and Duncan accidentally damage the control panel when they get into an argument over hot snots. Duncan attempts to fix Vendy 2 by removing "doohickeys", but this results in it spitting soda and candy at MIFT, forcing them to hide in Fritz's office. When Duncan unplugs Vendy 2, this activates the backup battery, and he ends up getting eaten by Vendy 2. Tylor destroys Vendy 2 and rescues Duncan, but Fritz is still sad. Fortunately, Tylor manages to (somewhat haphazardly) fix the original Vendy. |
| 285 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs'', plumbing issues leave the entire city save the Oblongs' house without water. In order to cut down on bathroom lines, a hundred-dollar cash slot is installed on the door. When Bob's boss tries to use it and his bill is rejected, another character quips "the great equalizer". |
| 286 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' episode "Transcendental Tourists" has a scene where Slimer tries to buy some milk from a vending machine. The vending machine won't work, so Slimer resorts to using his ghostly powers to phase through the machine and consume a carton of milk from the inside. |
| 287 | * ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': The bit from the movie is called back in an episode when Doofenshmirtz gets hit by an Inator that causes his greatest fear to materialize... enter the vending machines... |
| 288 | %%* This ''WesternAnimation/ThePinkPanther'' clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzVhQG-c7SA See RealLife below for more. |
| 289 | * In ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', Gene, who is an actual vending machine and manager of a rival park as a counterpart to Benson the gumball machine, wreaks havoc on the park of the main characters in a prank war. However, [[EnemyMine he's willing to help them]] during the Christmas special where the MonsterOfTheWeek plans to destroy Christmas, [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes which Gene loves celebrating with his family]]. |
| 290 | * ''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'': |
| 291 | ** In "All That Jazz", Murphy gets stuck under a vending machine for a long time after accidentally knocking it over on himself because it wouldn't give him his drink. Over the course of the episode, the machine spits out soda cans that hit him in the face, knocking his teeth out in the process. [[spoiler:Murphy starts HulkingOut when the cleaning robot collecting his teeth crushes Ben the scorpion, shoving the machine off him to get revenge.]] Then the whole thing's revealed to be a long, rejected commercial for the soda brand. They decide to go with billboards in space instead. |
| 292 | ** The episode "Return to Oblivion", a 'behind the scenes' episode that portrays the cast and crew 'filming' the episode "All That Jazz", has Stormy (played by Ellis Henican) hopping on the machine-while Murphy (played by Hal Goz) is under it-trying to get his change. Ellis hopped so hard that it started crushing Hal's spine. |
| 293 | * In ''WesternAnimation/SevenLittleMonsters'', Four tries his hardest to get a sheriff's badge from a prize machine, only for it to keep giving him princess crowns. |
| 294 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 295 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E18SoItsComeToThisASimpsonsClipShow So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]", Homer, who just regained use of his legs, walks to a vending machine. The chocolate bar he tries to buy gets stuck and he tries using PercussiveMaintenance on it, causing it to tip over him and start force-feeding him chocolate until he passes out, sending him into a coma. |
| 296 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E6MargeOnTheLam Marge on the Lam]]", Homer puts his arm inside a vending machine to get a free "invisible cola" (actually a Crystal Buzz Cola). When he reaches into it Carl warns him, telling him that someone lost an arm doing that once. (We see the inside of the machine where there's a skeleton arm from the last guy who tried to get a free soda, still holding onto a can of Fresca.) Homer eventually grabs the soda, but his arm gets stuck and Lenny and Carl run off screaming. Then, Homer gets his other arm stuck inside a candy vending machine. (In a scene [[EditedForSyndication cut from syndication]], he imagines himself at Maggie's wedding with his arms still stuck to the vending machines.) Just as the rescue workers are about cut off Homer's arms, it turns out this could've been avoided if he ''[[EpicFail let go]]'' of the can in the first place. The firemen write a note up for Marge to prove that the incident wasn't some wild excuse to avoid going to the ballet (with said note mentioning that while they were wasting their time with Homer, a lumber mill burned down). |
| 297 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E20TheTroubleWithTrillions The Trouble with Trillions]]", Homer keeps trying to use Burns's (stolen) [[ZillionDollarBill trillion dollar bill]] in the vending machine. This time, [[InvertedTrope much to everyone's relief]], the machine keeps spitting it back. |
| 298 | --->'''Mr Burns''': ''There's soda on the plane!!'' |
| 299 | ** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS15E7TisTheFifteenthSeason 'Tis the Fifteenth Season]]" had Homer at a SecretSanta exchange at work where, after receiving a DVD player from Carl and [[ConvenienceStoreGiftShopping being asked by Lenny where ''his'' present was, he says to Lenny, "Your present is right in the other room."]] He then goes offscreen to the other room and is clearly heard saying "C'mon, machine, take my dollar! ... Fine, we'll play it ''your way!''" He then tackles the machine (still offscreen) and returns with a tube of Certs breath mints. |
| 300 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS16E17TheHeartbrokeKid The Heartbroke Kid]]", Bart attacks the school vending machines and they retaliate by firing their contents at him ("I'm gonna cap a pop in yo ass!"), with Bart blocking them. |
| 301 | --->'''Bart:''' [[BondOneLiner I'm ending your vending, dawg.]] |
| 302 | ** A FunnyBackgroundEvent in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E2AStreetcarNamedMarge A Streetcar Named Marge]]" has Homer beating the crap out of an uncooperative vending machine. |
| 303 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E2YouOnlyMoveTwice You Only Move Twice]]", Homer struggles to get a vending machine to accept his incredibly beat-up dollar bill. |
| 304 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2122ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield 22 Short Films About Springfield]]", Homer tries to get a newspaper while walking the dog and carrying Maggie and groceries simultaneously. While he does manage to get the paper, he ends up accidentally locking Maggie in the vendor, and since he has no money left, he attempts to free her through various methods before ultimately taking the vending machine itself home with him. |
| 305 | * In the episode "Rock Bottom" in ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', Spongebob is waiting for the bus so he can go home. He gets hungry and runs across the street to the vending machine to buy a candy bar. The machine itself works properly, but the bus showed up and drove off everytime he tried to put a dollar into the machine or to reach for the candy bar after it was dispensed. Keeping his eyes on the bus, he slowly moves to grab the candy bar, with the bus revving the engines everytime he gently touches the bar. He tries to run back across the street to catch the bus, but it drives off. A random stranger walks up to the machine and just takes the candy bar. |
| 306 | ** In "Wet Painters", the bill Patrick tries to use in a vending machine is repeatedly rejected. This is actually a ''good'' thing, because he and [=SpongeBob=] need that dollar to replace Mr. Krabs' [[NumberOneDime First Dollar Earned]], which they got paint on. Unfortunately, the machine eventually accepts it after Patrick's numerous attempts to buy a candy bar. |
| 307 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekTheAnimatedSeriesS2E3ThePracticalJoker The Practical Joker]]", after the Enterprise passes through a mysterious energy field the ship's computer starts playing practical jokes on the crew. When Mr. Scott tries to obtain a sandwich from the food replicator it sprays food all over him, including a custard PieInTheFace. |
| 308 | * ''WesternAnimation/TransformersBotBots:'' In the second episode, Dave the Security Guard tries to get a cupcake from a vending machine since it's his birthday. Trouble is it's a [=BotBot=] who's gotten stuck there, and the Lost Bots try freeing him and stalling Dave. Eventually Dave gets to the vending machine, and it rejects his money. A very determined Dave repeatedly shoves the bill back in, and he manages to win... then the cupcake gets stuck between the glass. Dave's anger sets off the machine's alarm and he has to go deactivate it, by which point the other Lost Bots have freed their associate. However, their antics leave behind another, non-sentient cupcake, which Dave is happy with. |
| 309 | * An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' had Hamton get frustrated over such a vending machine. |
| 310 | * ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'': Larry has gotten his candy stuck. In a vending machine. |
| 311 | ** ''Lunch: An Animated Parable'' loves this trope to the point where the vending machine ends up ''falling'' on Ed (the blue man). He then comes out '''''unharmed.''''' |
| 312 | * ''WesternAnimation/WhateverHappenedToRobotJones'': |
| 313 | ** In "Family Vacation", Robot Jones comes across a biker trying to get a vending machine to work and accidentally enrages the biker and causes him to come after Robot and his family when the biker puts his money in Robot's mouth. |
| 314 | ** A major part of "School Newspaper" consisted of Robot Jones photographing Principal Madman in compromising situations for the school newspaper and embarrassing stories being fabricated for the pictures. At one point, Robot photographs Madman taking out his frustration on a vending machine, with the newspaper's headline claiming that Madman had an affair with the machine. |
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| 317 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 318 | * Modern vending machines all have messages warning you against tipping the machine or reaching up into it in order to free the things that are stuck there. That doesn't stop people from trying, and getting hurt in the process. These things are more top-heavy than one would maybe expect. Reportedly, each year vending machines topple over and fatally crush about 10-13 people. |
| 319 | * There's a Website/{{Darwin Award|s}} (or urban legend) about a guy who tried to get a free drink by cramming his arm into the machine's slot. His efforts brought the machine crashing down on him. |
| 320 | * Vending machines that dispensed soda/pop in cups, rather than cans or bottles, used to be fairly common. They were notorious for malfunctioning, for example by giving you only ice or having an AWOL cup. |
| 321 | ** Or even better, the machine dispenses the beverage first and then drops the cup in place. Without a witness, it just looks like you are trying to scam a free drink. |
| 322 | * As far as the more benign definition in the summary goes, sometimes your purchased item gets stuck in the machine. In most cases, [[PercussiveMaintenance nothing a good, strong shove won't fix]]. |
| 323 | * The US military loses a couple of service members to this trope every year. And dozens of injuries as well. |
| 324 | * Some vendors are aware of people hitting, tilting, or damaging the vending machines to get their snack if it gets stuck. To discourage this, some vending machines will dispense a second snack to push out the first one that was stuck. Sure, the person will be getting two things for the price of one, but it's a small price to pay compared to a damaged machine or a person being injured from the machine falling on top of them. |
| 325 | * Vending machines in Canada that lack card readers can be truly ''brutal'' to coax food out of, owing to the Canadian government's constant minting and issuing of new special or commemorative quarters, loonies, and toonies (one dollar and two dollar coins for those of you who live elsewhere). Try as you might, vending machines will utterly refuse to accept these due to minute differences in weight and pattern that are enough to trip the device's anti-scam protections. |
| 326 | ** This can also happen around the world with ordinary coins and banknotes, depending on how the acceptor mechanism has been programmed by the vending machine owner or operator. [[UsefulNotes/AmericanMoney In the USA]], you're usually hard out of luck if you show up to a vending machine with only bills larger than a $10 in your pocket, but you're especially unlikely to get your desired snack if you try to pay with a $2-- despite many acceptor mechanisms having a switch to enable any bill, including the $2, most of the time the switch is turned off, since to most operators it's unlikely that such a customer would show up to the machine. |
| 327 | * Modern vending machines have sensors to detect if the purchased snack has been dispensed. If it hasn't, it will keep pushing out the snack until it falls down the chute and trips the sensor. |
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