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| 6 | ->''"Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"'' |
| 7 | -->-- '''Dr. Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension'' |
| 8 | |
| 9 | ...for every time I'd seen this trope, I'd have...[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb well, I guess I could buy a candy bar.]] |
| 10 | |
| 11 | A {{Stock Phrase|s}}, in response to a frequent event. The character will say something along the lines of, "If I had a nickel for every time X happened, I'd be rich." Expect "nickel" to be [[HoldYourHippogriffs replaced as appropriate]] with whatever currency appears in the work. |
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| 13 | A common variant is for the character to simply trail off after the first part, e.g.: "If I had a nickel for every time X happened..." Another possible variant is "If I had a nickel for every X, I'd have (number of X) nickels." Additionally, this trope might be PlayedForLaughs by having the second part of the phrase add up to something impossible (for instance, getting $5.47 from nickels). |
| 14 | |
| 15 | This trope often overlaps with NoodleIncident and OhNoNotAgain, in that this is usually the first time we've seen this happen to them. It may also be invoked as a NeverHeardThatOneBefore response to an overly-repeated joke or comment. |
| 16 | |
| 17 | This becomes a SubvertedTrope when a character instead says something like, "If I had a nickel for every time X happened...I'd have two nickels." Lately, this subversion has become common enough that the trope looks to be heading towards either {{Dead|HorseTrope}} or UndeadHorseTrope territory. |
| 18 | ---- |
| 19 | !!Examples: |
| 20 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 21 | |
| 22 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 23 | * The ''Anime/YuGiOh'' dub: |
| 24 | -->'''Seto Kaiba:''' If I had a dime for every time you used the word destiny, I'd be even richer. |
| 25 | * Goku in ''Anime/DragonBallGT'' makes a remark about having a Zenni every time he heard he was about to be defeated by The [[BigBad Big Bads]] he's fought. |
| 26 | [[/folder]] |
| 27 | |
| 28 | [[folder:Comedy]] |
| 29 | * Creator/MitchHedberg: "If I had a quarter for every time this happened, I'd be making money in a very odd way." |
| 30 | [[/folder]] |
| 31 | |
| 32 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 33 | * ''ComicBook/{{Batgirl}}'': In ''ComicBook/Batgirl2009'' #14, Kara Zor-El -- alias Characters/{{Supergirl|TheCharacter}} -- and Stephanie Brown -- alias Characters/{{Batgirl}} II -- are about to fight a sobbing Dracula (long story). |
| 34 | -->'''Batgirl:''' Nothing sadder than a crying Dracula.\ |
| 35 | '''Supergirl:''' If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...\ |
| 36 | '''Batgirl:''' [[ARareSentence You'd have a nickel?]]\ |
| 37 | '''Supergirl:''' [[{{Touche}} I'd have a nickel.]] |
| 38 | * ''ComicBook/Batman66'': "Devilishly [[Characters/BatmanTheJoker clown prince of crime]]! If I only had a nickel for every time he's baffled us!" |
| 39 | * ''ComicBook/TheGoon'': According to Franky, if he had a dime for every time someone told him something he was looking for was "hiding out in the woods and living on the flesh of men" he'd live in a palace made of rubies and candy. |
| 40 | * ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide'': Dr. Eggman's reaction to a comment made by Dr. Wily. |
| 41 | -->'''Dr. Wily:''' There's no way Mega Man or his friends will reach us in time!\ |
| 42 | '''Dr. Eggman:''' If I had a nickel for every time I said something like that... |
| 43 | * ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'': Spidey responding to a threat made by the Green Goblin during the "Goblins at the Gate" arc. |
| 44 | -->'''Spider-Man:''' Goblin, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a threat like that... well, I'd be one very rich friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. |
| 45 | * ''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'': In ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone'', Kara tells Barbara Gordon about some telepathic messages she has been receiving: |
| 46 | -->'''Supergirl:''' There is a girl there. A '''prisoner'''. Test subject. She needs our help.\ |
| 47 | '''Batgirl:''' And how'd you find out about her?\ |
| 48 | '''Supergirl:''' Long-distance telepathic transmission. Only I can hear her.\ |
| 49 | '''Batgirl:''' Ah, the old '''incarcerated psychic''' trick. If I had a nickel for every time-- |
| 50 | * ''ComicBook/XMen'': Discussed in an issue between Angel and Stacy X: |
| 51 | -->'''Stacy X:''' We're fighting a losing battle. They just wanna see us ''burn''. If I had a nickel for every time people tried to kill me...\ |
| 52 | '''Angel:''' You'd be a millionaire? Well, I'm a millionaire. I think I know what you mean, Stacy. |
| 53 | [[/folder]] |
| 54 | |
| 55 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 56 | * [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1993/10/14 Jon said he'd be rich if he had a dollar for every cat hair on his rug]]. ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} said he was doing his part. |
| 57 | [[/folder]] |
| 58 | |
| 59 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 60 | * ''Fanfic/CatTales'': In "World's Finest: Red Cape, Big City", Lois tells her husband that "I can see the headlines now: ''Superman pisses off Batman. Gotham in Ruins.''" Clark just chuckles and says "If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that one." |
| 61 | * ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'': |
| 62 | -->'''Haruhi:''' If I had a paper crane for all of the things that Kyon's done for me, [[ThousandOrigamiCranes I'd have a wish by now]]! |
| 63 | * ''Fanfic/SonOfTheWesternSea'': When Percy explains that Amaterasu "promised she'd avoid getting pregnant.", Poseidon responds with "If I had a drachma for every time I'd heard that..." |
| 64 | * ''Fanfic/ThisBites'': From Chapter 66, after [[VoiceChangeling Soundbite]] gives Lindy the voice of [[WebVideo/HellsingAbridged Abridged!Alucard]]: |
| 65 | -->'''Cross''': ...Soundbite? Remind me to kill you later.\ |
| 66 | '''Soundbite''': '''IF I HAD''' '''''A HUNDRED BERI''''' ''for every time'' YOU SAID THAT, '''my shell would be''' '''''GOLD-PLATED.''''' |
| 67 | * ''Fanfic/TheWrongReflection'': From Eleya's [[FirstPersonSmartass internal monologue]]: |
| 68 | -->'''Eleya:''' Theoretically it's impossible to have an accident with every air vehicle in the city fully computer-piloted, but if I had a credit for every time the phrase "theoretically impossible" was juxtaposed with some version of "{{oh|Crap}}, ''[[PardonMyKlingon phekk]]''", I could retire. |
| 69 | [[/folder]] |
| 70 | |
| 71 | [[folder:Films -- Animation]] |
| 72 | * One ''Franchise/{{Bratz}}'' movie features a LiteralGenie who actually grants this wish when a passerby remarks that he had a nickel for every time his friend asked if an outfit made her look fat. He gets buried in a pile of nickels immediately after. |
| 73 | * ''WesternAnimation/GreenLanternEmeraldKnights'' uses this for a MythologyGag when a pre-FaceHeelTurn Sinestro captures Atrocitus. |
| 74 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' There [[ComicBook/BlackestNight are things]] [[FateWorseThanDeath worse than death]], Green Lantern.\ |
| 75 | '''Sinestro:''' If I had a [[RingOfPower Power Ring]] for every time I heard that, [[ComicBook/SinestroCorpsWar I would have my own Corps]]. |
| 76 | * In ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension'', Doofenshmirtz notes if he had a nickel for every time he'd been doomed by a puppet... he'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird [[NoodleIncident it happened twice]]. (This has since undergone MemeticMutation.) |
| 77 | [[/folder]] |
| 78 | |
| 79 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 80 | * Characters/{{Superman|TheCharacter}}, as Clark Kent, in ''Film/SupermanIII'': "If I had a dime for every kid who asked me to get Superman's autograph..." |
| 81 | * ''Film/IQ1994'': "If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you'd have a whole lot of nickels!" |
| 82 | * ''Film/BASEketball'': "If I had a nickel for every time this ball's gotten me out of a tight spot, I'd have a shitload of nickels!" |
| 83 | * ''Film/Apollo13'': |
| 84 | -->'''Jim Lovell:''' Well... if I had a dollar for every time they've killed me in this thing [a simulator], I wouldn't have to work for you, Deke. |
| 85 | * OlderThanTelevision in ''Film/UnderCoverMan'' (1932): |
| 86 | -->'''Lora Madigan:''' I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.\ |
| 87 | '''Kenneth Mason:''' If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that. |
| 88 | * The titular character in ''Film/Arthur1981'', on his own wealth: "I wish I had a dime for every dime I have." |
| 89 | * A rather odd one appears in ''Film/TwinPeaksFireWalkWithMe'': |
| 90 | -->''"If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mother smoked, I'd be dead."'' |
| 91 | * Film-related, ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'' [[http://comicbook.com/2014/09/07/guardians-of-the-galaxys-global-box-office-passes-iron-man-to-be/ writer-director]] Creator/JamesGunn, as quoted atop our AndYouThoughtItWouldFail page: |
| 92 | -->'''James Gunn:''' If I had a penny for every time someone said making a Marvel movie with a talking raccoon was dumb and that ''Guardians'' was going to bomb, I'd probably have just about the amount of money Guardians has made so far. So I'm glad I spent that time making a film instead of counting people and their opinions because we're still going strong. Also, making the movie was a little more productive, and people seem to enjoy it. Not to mention that I would have had a difficult time collecting all those pennies, and the bank would have been pissed off at me when I tried to exchange them for large bills. |
| 93 | * ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague''. [[ServileSnarker Alfred]] is unimpressed when Bruce Wayne uses this trope, given that he's already a billionaire. |
| 94 | -->'''Bruce:''' Anything on that [[ComicBook/TheFlash kid from the liquor store?]]\ |
| 95 | '''Alfred:''' Possibly.\ |
| 96 | '''Bruce:''' If I had a door for every "possibly"...\ |
| 97 | '''Alfred:''' Yeah, it would make you even more insufferable. |
| 98 | * ''Film/BlowOut'': When Jack presents evidence to Mackey, a police detective, that Governor [=McRyan=]'s tire was shot out, and it means the car "accident" that killed him wasn't really an accident, Mackey is unimpressed, dismissing Jack as just another ConspiracyTheorist, and grousing if he had a nickel for everyone like Jack who came into his office, he could buy the state of Florida. |
| 99 | [[/folder]] |
| 100 | |
| 101 | [[folder:Jokes]] |
| 102 | * If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... Oh wait, he does! |
| 103 | * If a nickel popped out for every joke at the expense of [insert popular hate target here], nobody would be poor. |
| 104 | * If I had a nickel for every woman who didn't find me attractive, [[GoldDigger they would eventually find me attractive]]. |
| 105 | [[/folder]] |
| 106 | |
| 107 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 108 | * ''Literature/TheCatInTheStacksMysteries'': |
| 109 | ** In book 1, the late Godfrey Priest's agent has to listen to a man complaining about the quality of literature nowadays and lamenting the commercialism of it all, how people have come to write for money over "literary merit". After chasing him off, she remarks that "If I had a dollar for every one of his kind I've met, I could retire." |
| 110 | ** In Charlie's narration in book 2, when talking about how most people aren't familiar with the Maine Coon breed of cat and are confused when they see Diesel, he thinks to himself that "If I had the proverbial dime for every time someone asked me, "What is that?" I could donate a hefty sum to the library and solve some of its ongoing budget woes." |
| 111 | * A repeated joke in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novels. |
| 112 | ** In ''Literature/{{Night Watch|Discworld}}'', Sergeant Colon says that if he had a dollar for every watchman's funeral he'd attended he'd have $19.50. He did the math right, it's just that one of them [[NotQuiteDead woke up before they buried him]]. |
| 113 | ** In ''Literature/LordsAndLadies'', Mustrum Ridcully says that if he had a penny for every time he'd been kicked out of the tavern in Lancre, he'd have $5.38. |
| 114 | ** In ''Literature/MovingPictures'', Windle Poons says that if he had a penny for every time the Watch chased him home, he'd have "fivepence-ha'penny", (because they once gave up halfway). |
| 115 | * In the ''Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures'' novel ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNewAdventuresDeathAndDiplomacy Death and Diplomacy]]'', the Doctor tells the Hollow Gods that if he had a penny for every time he'd heard the phrase "You will obey our every command", he'd have forty-seven pounds, nine shillings, and fourpence. Which he acknowledges isn't a lot of money, but is still an impressive number of times. |
| 116 | * ''Literature/{{Elcenia}}'': Kolaan, discussing local EveryoneCanSeeIt somehow-not-actually-dating pair Soraak and Kutran, says that if he had an [[FictionalCurrency aaber]] for every time he tried convincing Soraak to just kiss Kutran already... well, he'd still want more, but not as much. |
| 117 | * In ''Literature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish'' Ford Prefect says: "If I had a pound for every time one part of the universe looked at another part of the universe and say "that's terrible" I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon asking you to bring me a cup of coffee, but I don't and I am." |
| 118 | %% * ''Literature/MaximumRide'' uses this occasionally. |
| 119 | * ''Literature/SweetValleyHigh''. The twins' father, regarding Jessica's tardiness: "If I had a dollar for every time our Jessica came home late, I'd be a rich man." |
| 120 | [[/folder]] |
| 121 | |
| 122 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 123 | * In the ''Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark'' episode, "The Tale of Station," a supernatural radio station operator for the undead, upon his latest "customer" claiming not to be dead, responds that if he had a dime for every time tried to weasel out of death... it wouldn't matter to him because he's dead and has no use for money. |
| 124 | -->'''Roy:''' What am I gonna do, buy gum? |
| 125 | * ''Series/{{Ballykissangel}}'''s episode "River Dance": |
| 126 | -->'''Assumpta Fitzgerald:''' Thanks for last night. You were good.\ |
| 127 | '''Enda Sullivan:''' If I had a pound for every time a woman said that to me... |
| 128 | * A variation in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', when a vampire claims [[BlasphemousBoast that he attended the crucifixion of Christ]]: |
| 129 | -->'''Spike:''' You were there? Oh, please. If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. |
| 130 | * ''Series/TheColbertReport'': "If I had a nickel for every time [subject/topic]... I'd really like that!" |
| 131 | * On one episode of ''Series/{{Cram}}'', one of the trivia "facts" used in the BonusRound went something like: "If you had a nickel for every time anybody ever said 'If I had a nickel,' you would have 78 trillion nickels." |
| 132 | * ''Series/CrisisOnEarthX'': |
| 133 | -->'''Iris:''' I thought we were gonna die.\ |
| 134 | '''Felicity:''' If I had a dime for every time I thought that, I... I'd have $2. 40. ''(beat)'' I really thought I'd have more than that. |
| 135 | * From ''Series/{{Cybill}}'', courtesy of Maryann (Christine Baranski), DeadpanSnarker divorcee: |
| 136 | -->'''Maryann:''' If I had a nickel for each time my ex-husband didn't perform... Actually, I do have a nickel for each time. |
| 137 | * ''Series/TheDailyShow'': "You know, if I had a nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after bin Laden." |
| 138 | * Used humorously in the short-lived sit-com ''Dweebs'' when Carey talks to her boss, Warren, about the rest of the guys telling her about how they used to be bullied: |
| 139 | -->'''Warren:''' If I had a nickel for every wedgie I got in junior high... Oh, wait... I ''do''. ''(smiles)'' |
| 140 | * ''Series/GameOfThrones''. In "Walk of Punishment", the dwarf Tyrion Lannister has been given Littlefinger's job as Master of Coin and asks if he has any advice for his successor. |
| 141 | -->'''Littlefinger:''' Keep a low profile.\ |
| 142 | '''Tyrion:''' If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard ''that'' joke, [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore I'd be richer than you are]].\ |
| 143 | '''Littlefinger:''' You ''are'' richer than I am.\ |
| 144 | '''Tyrion:''' ''[beat]'' Good point. |
| 145 | * ''Series/GossipGirl2007'': |
| 146 | -->'''Lily van der Woodsen:''' ''[to Serena]'' Don't leave your dirty package on the table.\ |
| 147 | '''Chuck Bass:''' If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. |
| 148 | * ''Series/MurderSheWrote''. In the episode "Thicker than Water", Sheriff Mort Metzger says that if he had a nickel for every time he tried to support his [[BlackSheep younger brother Wayne]], he'd be driving a German sports car. |
| 149 | * ''Series/MythBusters'': Tory Belleci, on a [[GroinAttack certain type of physical humor]] he's fallen victim to several times: |
| 150 | -->'''Tory:''' If I had a nickel for every time I got hit in the nuts on this show, I could retire. |
| 151 | * ''Series/TheNanny'' episode "Fran's Roots": |
| 152 | -->'''Lila:''' ''[on the phone talking to Fran]'' Oh, you have no idea how happy I am to hear [[CuteButCacophonic your voice]].\ |
| 153 | '''Fran:''' Oh, you know, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd have a nickel. |
| 154 | * From the ''Series/OddSquad'' episode "No Ifs, Ands or Robots", regarding Orchid's toy being turned into a juice box. |
| 155 | -->'''Olive:''' Whoa whoa. That wasn't Oscar. It was an Oscarbot.\ |
| 156 | '''Orchid:''' If I had a nickel every time someone said that, I would have ''[[SubvertedTrope noooooo]]'' [[SubvertedTrope nickels.]]\ |
| 157 | '''Oscar:''' You would have one, heh... 'cause now. |
| 158 | * In Danish children's comedy series ''Osman og Jeppe'': |
| 159 | -->'''Jeppe:''' If I had a five kroner-coin[[note]]about one American dollar[[/note]] for each time Trucker is skipping school, I would... well... I... uh... then I... then I would have a lot of five kroner-coins! |
| 160 | * ''Series/{{Oz}}'': "If I had a nickel for every time I didn't understand, you'd be talking to an empty chair." |
| 161 | * ''Series/TheProfessionals'', from "Servant of Two Masters". |
| 162 | -->'''Plumb:''' My name's Plumb.\ |
| 163 | '''Bodie:''' Hello, [[https://victoriaplum.com/ Victoria]].\ |
| 164 | '''Plumb:''' I wish I had a pound for every time I've suffered that one... |
| 165 | * ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'': |
| 166 | ** Played with in a "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" sketch which goes, "I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because, yahoo! I'd have all my money back!" |
| 167 | ** In the middle of the cold open where UsefulNotes/Bob Dole thinks Creator/CharltonHeston [[MistakenForGay is coming on to him]], Heston [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday assures him otherwise]] by claiming, "If I had a nickel for every dame who's left my bed a satisfied customer, I'd make Steve Forbes look like a pauper!" |
| 168 | ** Creator/BettyWhite said in her opening monologue: "Guess what, Music/JayZ is here! And if I had a dime for every time I said that, I'd have one dime. Which wasn't anything to stake a stick at in my day." |
| 169 | * ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'': |
| 170 | ** The episode "The Rye", where George's parents, Frank and Estelle have dinner with the parents of his fiancée, Susan Ross: |
| 171 | --->'''Estelle:''' I couldn't help but notice that you have quite a library in there.\ |
| 172 | '''Mrs. Ross:''' If I had a dime for every book he's actually read, I'd be broke. |
| 173 | ** A non-monetary example from "The Contest", where George's mother demands that he see a shrink after she catches him masturbating. |
| 174 | --->'''George:''' If everyone who did that had to go to a psychiatrist... |
| 175 | * ''Series/StargateSG1'': Jack O'Neill says it in "It's Good to Be King" after hearing "Surrender your weapons, or die where you stand." |
| 176 | * ''Series/TheSteveHarveyShow'': |
| 177 | -->'''Regina:''' Steve, can I see you for a moment?\ |
| 178 | '''Steve:''' Ya know, if I had a nickel for every time a woman approached me with that question...\ |
| 179 | '''Regina:''' You'd have 12 minutes on a parking meter. |
| 180 | * ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''. In "What's Up, Tiger Mommy?", the [[DemonicPossession demon Crowley possesses Kevin Tran's mother]], and manages to combine this trope with his usual DoubleEntendre. |
| 181 | -->'''Kevin:''' Get out of her!\ |
| 182 | '''Crowley:''' If I had a nickel for every time someone screamed that at me... |
| 183 | * ''Series/TalesFromTheCrypt'' episode "Only Sin Deep": "You know somethin', honey, if I had a dollar for every time you stood in the mirror admirin' your face, I could get off these streets and retire to the Bahamas." |
| 184 | * ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'': |
| 185 | ** "An Old Flame with a New Wick": "If I had a nickel for every time a girl broke up with me and came back as a man, I'd have a ''nickel''!" |
| 186 | ** "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets" |
| 187 | --->'''Walden:''' Relax, I'm not going to hook up with your mom.\ |
| 188 | '''Alan:''' Yeah, if I had a dime for every time I heard that I'd have $3.60. I know that doesn't sound like a lot, but it's happened 36 times.\ |
| 189 | '''Walden:''' That's a weird thing to keep track of. |
| 190 | * ''Series/TheWeeklyWithCharliePickering'': Charlie brings up two recent stories involving a man turning a giant pumpkin into a kayak and rowing it down a river in regional Australia, saying that if he had a dollar for every time this had happened, he'd have two dollars: "It's not much, but it's weird that it's happened twice." |
| 191 | * Running gag on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': |
| 192 | -->'''Drew:''' Boy, if I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me...\ |
| 193 | '''Ryan:''' You'd have a dime. |
| 194 | * ''Series/WillAndGrace'': |
| 195 | -->'''Kevin Bacon:''' Man if I had a dollar for every jock strap my stalker stole from me...\ |
| 196 | '''Jack:''' You'd have $187!...\ |
| 197 | ''[Kevin Bacon looks at him strangely]''\ |
| 198 | '''Jack:''' ''[nervously]'' ...It's just an expression. |
| 199 | * ''Series/{{Wiseguy}}''. Knox Pooley is the leader of a right-wing group. While making a RousingSpeech he raises the question of who is to blame for the mess the country is in, then makes a politically incorrect quip about it. |
| 200 | -->"Some say it's the Jews. Hell, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that [[GreedyJew I'd be Jewish myself!]]" |
| 201 | * ''Series/XPlay'': "But first, we start with World War II; oh, if I had a nickel for every time I said that, I could finally afford to buy myself a pony." |
| 202 | * ''Series/TheYoungOnes'' episode "Bomb": |
| 203 | -->'''Neil:''' If I had a penny for every time I had to answer the door, I'd have £5.63. |
| 204 | [[/folder]] |
| 205 | |
| 206 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 207 | * "If I had a dollar bill for every time I've been wrong, I'd be a self-made millionaire and you'd still be gone" -- from "Drunk Again" by Music/ReelBigFish. |
| 208 | * There's a song by David Ryan Harris called "If I Had a Dime" |
| 209 | -->''If I had a dime for every time I thought of you\ |
| 210 | I would be through scraping for crumbs...'' |
| 211 | * Similarly, Redmon & Vale's "If I Had a Nickel (One Thin Dime)" |
| 212 | -->''If I had a nickel for every time\ |
| 213 | I wished your love was still mine\ |
| 214 | I'd have a dime, one thin dime.'' |
| 215 | * In the Olivia Newton-John song "Please Mister Please", the singer laments that "if I had a dime for every time I held you, [...], I could swear I'd be the richest girl in Nashville, maybe even in the state of Tennessee." |
| 216 | * "Missionary Man" by Music/{{Eurythmics}} : |
| 217 | -->''If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done\ |
| 218 | There'd be a mountain of money piled under my chin'' |
| 219 | * "God Help Me" by Music/EmilieAutumn: |
| 220 | -->''If I had a dollar for every time\ |
| 221 | I repented the sin but commit the same crime\ |
| 222 | I'd be sitting on top of the world today'' |
| 223 | * "Take a Hint" by Music/VictoriaJustice and Creator/ElizabethGillies: |
| 224 | -->''If I had a dime for every name that you just dropped\ |
| 225 | You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht.'' |
| 226 | * In "Lodi" by Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival, the singer sings "If I only had a dollar for every song I've sung, [...], You know, I'd catch the next train, back to where I live." |
| 227 | * Music/TimMcGraw's "All I Want Is a Life" has a variant in the line "I wish I had a dime for every hole that's in the carpet". |
| 228 | * Music/TheHives's appropriately titled "If I Had A Cent": |
| 229 | -->''If I had a cent for every time\ |
| 230 | You went across the line\ |
| 231 | Of what's appropriate or not\ |
| 232 | I'd be the richest guy in town.'' |
| 233 | * Kevin Fowler's "If I Could Make a Livin' Drinkin'" notes "I'd be richer than [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah Winfrey]] if I had a nickel for every beer." |
| 234 | * ''Music/TheHeartOfSaturdayNight'' by Music/TomWaits: "Semi Suite" |
| 235 | -->''You wish you had a dollar\ |
| 236 | For every time he hollered that he's leavin'\ |
| 237 | And he's never comin' back'' |
| 238 | * ''{{Music/Prince}}'', "Rave [[Letters2Numbers Un2]] The Joy Fantastic": |
| 239 | -->'' 'n If I had a dollar\ |
| 240 | for every time they smiled\ |
| 241 | I'd sho' 'nuff jump 'n' holler\ |
| 242 | 'Cuz I'd sho nuff be rich for a while'' |
| 243 | * "Zombie By the Cranberries" by Music/AndrewJacksonJihad has a number of variations on this, including |
| 244 | -->''If I had some spare change every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change\ |
| 245 | I'd have enough to take care of these bills I need to pay'' |
| 246 | * "Rich" by Music/MarenMorris: |
| 247 | -->''If I had a dollar every time that I swore you off\ |
| 248 | And a twenty every time that I picked up when you called\ |
| 249 | And a crisp new Benjamin for when you're here then gone again\ |
| 250 | And a dollar every time I was right about you after all\ |
| 251 | Boy, I'd be rich, head to toe Prada\ |
| 252 | Benz in the driveway, yacht in the water\ |
| 253 | Vegas at the Mandarin, high roller gambling\ |
| 254 | Me and Diddy drippin' diamonds like Marilyn\ |
| 255 | No, I wouldn't be covered in all your IOU's\ |
| 256 | Every promise you made me would have some real value\ |
| 257 | 'Cause all the little lies rolling on your lips\ |
| 258 | Is money falling from the sky (ka-ching, ka-ching) shit, I'd be rich'' |
| 259 | * "Chairman of the Board", by Music/TheStupendium, uses a variation near the end: |
| 260 | --> "I say, if I had a pound for every game of TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} I've won, I could buy... well, another game of Monopoly, probably." |
| 261 | * The phrase shows up as a repeated refrain in "Moby Dick" by [[WebVideo/NakeyJakey Jakey]]. |
| 262 | -->''If I had a nickel for every time I think I did something stupid\ |
| 263 | Then I'd have a shit ton of nickels\ |
| 264 | [[SelfDeprecation That shit was stupid,]] now run it back, take it back'' |
| 265 | * From Music/JTMusic: "[[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Say Goodbye to Batman]]" gives an example from the Dark Knight's perspective. |
| 266 | -->"If I got a dime every single time someone said 'Tonight, Batman will die' \ |
| 267 | Man, I'd be set for the rest of life; I wouldn't even need Wayne Enterprise!" |
| 268 | * A Russian singer Монеточка (literally "a dime") has a song "Каждый раз" (Every Time), the whole premise of which is based upon an inversion of this joke: |
| 269 | -->"If I was paid every time \ |
| 270 | Every time I think about you \ |
| 271 | I would sleep under the bridge \ |
| 272 | I would be the poorest of all people" |
| 273 | [[/folder]] |
| 274 | |
| 275 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 276 | * From the radio show ''Radio/APrairieHomeCompanion'', in a Guy Noir sketch set in New York: |
| 277 | -->'''Sue Scott's character:''' If I had a nickel for every time I have seen people talking on the phone while they drove today, I could buy the Taj Mahal. Or a studio apartment in Brooklyn. |
| 278 | * From an interview on [[Creator/{{NPR}} WBUR's]] ''Here and Now'' regarding a ballot initiative to split California up into six states: |
| 279 | -->'''Steven Maviglio:''' If there was a tax on political stupidity, this probably would balance the national debt. |
| 280 | * In one episode of ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'', Jack Dee says that if he had a pound for every Norman Wisdom film he's seen, he'd probably start watching them. |
| 281 | * In the 26 January 2024 episode of ''Radio/TheNewsQuiz'', Lucy Porter says she's looking forward to seeing another Conservative leadership contest. Andy Zaltzman replies "If I had a pound for every time I've heard someone say that, I would be able to buy myself a supermarket trolley." (Some British supermarkets have trolley release systems that take pound coins as a deposit.) |
| 282 | [[/folder]] |
| 283 | |
| 284 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 285 | * ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing2001'': One response you may get if you send a nonsensical letter: "Man, if I had a Bell for every note I didn't get, well... I'd have a lot of Bells for sure!" |
| 286 | * ''VisualNovel/CrownDelightsDeli'': |
| 287 | ** Happens at the end of your summer job during your discussion with Mr. Javier about Maverick. |
| 288 | ---> '''[[PlayerCharacter Jules]]:''' If I had a dollar for every time he called me punk...\ |
| 289 | '''Mr. Javier:''' Ha! You'd be well off with that kind of money. |
| 290 | ** Towards the end of the final conversation, Mr. Javier has this to say about you wondering [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall about the past and how things would turn out differently]]: |
| 291 | --->'''Mr. Javier:''' If I had a nickel for every time I wished for a do-over, I'd be swimming in dough! |
| 292 | * In ''VideoGame/LamplightCity'', during an investigation, Miles Fordham, comes across an old case about the murder of a sex worker, Lilly, which relates to a case he is currently investigating. Having learned that Serafina, the madam at the brothel Lilly worked at, still keeps her possessions in a locker [[TragicKeepsake because she cannot bring herself to get rid of them]], he asks Ruby, another woman who works at the place, if he could get to see Lilly's possessions. Ruby is hesitant to do this, as she is not sure if Serafina would approve of it, referring to how much Lilly meant to her. Miles assures her that Serafina doesn't have to know and he promises her that he is only going to "look, not touch." Ruby mutters "If I had a crown for every time I heard that..." under her breath at this. |
| 293 | * A RunningGag in ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry7LoveForSail''. Sometimes the narrator also joins the fun. |
| 294 | -->'''Narrator:''' [on examining a fire hose] Your hose is long and thick.\ |
| 295 | '''Larry:''' I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard that!\ |
| 296 | '''Narrator:''' You'd still be broke! |
| 297 | * ''VideoGame/MinecraftStoryMode'' has this exchange in Episode 7, "Access Denied": |
| 298 | -->'''PAMA:''' Your defeat remains... inevitable.\ |
| 299 | '''Jesse:''' If I only had a piece of iron for every time I've heard ''that'' before. |
| 300 | * Peacemaker has this sentiment in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1''. |
| 301 | -->'''Sindel:''' Your manners are reprehensible.\ |
| 302 | '''Peacemaker:''' If I got a buck every time I heard that... |
| 303 | * ''[[VideoGame/EASportsStreet NFL Street]]'' has this as a common taunt for a run play that doesn't go well: "If I had a nickel for every yard you just ran, I'd be broke! Flat broke!" |
| 304 | * ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersiaTheTwoThrones'': |
| 305 | -->'''Mahasti:''' You missed your time! The Vizier has already begun to transform the women I imprisoned! You buy yourself hours at best!\ |
| 306 | '''The Prince:''' ''(knocks Mahasti over the edge of the rooftop)'' If I had some sands for every time someone said that to me. ''(a cloud of sand comes to him from Mahasti's corpse)'' Oh! I do! |
| 307 | * ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'': [[{{Mummy}} Säid]] provides his own variation, after being given some poorly-done threats he brushes off like all others: |
| 308 | -->'''Säid:''' If I had a pebble for every thug who tried to shake me down the last three thousand years, I'd build a great pyramid of my own. |
| 309 | * Lara Croft gets a really strange and hilarious one in ''VideoGame/TombRaiderTheAngelOfDarkness''. Apparently, nickels don't cut it... |
| 310 | -->'''Lara:''' If I had a coconut for everyone who said that... |
| 311 | * ''VideoGame/TheWonderful101'' gets in on the fun as well. |
| 312 | -->'''Nelson:''' If I had a nickel for every time you paused... |
| 313 | [[/folder]] |
| 314 | |
| 315 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 316 | * ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': |
| 317 | ** The [[CouchGag opening line]] of the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "haircut" features a take on this line: "Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above." |
| 318 | ** In "Which Ween Costumes?", Coach Z tries to do a PissTakeRap about his "(w)rapping paper" costume, only for the rest of the cast to shut him up with a CollectiveGroan. Coach Z remarks "Aw, if I had a nickel for every time I've been groaned off stage..." |
| 319 | [[/folder]] |
| 320 | |
| 321 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 322 | * ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'': |
| 323 | -->'''Sora:''' Man, if I had a nickel every time a roommate committed a crime against humanity...\ |
| 324 | '''Namine:''' You would have $7.12. |
| 325 | * ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100205#.Wy23lSAh270 2010-02-05]]: |
| 326 | -->'''Violetta:''' If I had a Belgian chocolate mimmoth for every ''hour'' I've had to listen to Tarvek blather on about those stupid muses, I'd weigh a thousand kilos.\ |
| 327 | '''Professor Mezzasalma:''' ...really?\ |
| 328 | '''Violetta:''' Oh yeah, I worked it out once. |
| 329 | * ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'': |
| 330 | -->'''Old Man:''' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/04/29/episode-022-mission-accomplished/ Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I had, I'd still be rolling in cash!]] |
| 331 | * ''Webcomic/ErrantStory'', in a BreakingTheFourthWall variation: |
| 332 | -->'''Meji:''' ([[https://www.errantstory.com/?p=6543 responding to her familiar's doubts about her plan to seduce Ian]]) AHHH! Don't have time to kill you now, I gotta go take off all my clothes!\ |
| 333 | '''Ellis:''' ... If only I had a silver for every time I'd heard her say that. |
| 334 | * ''Webcomic/{{Overcompensating}}'': Parodied in [[http://www.overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=97 comic 97.]] Jeffrey wishes he had a nickel for every time he'd seen a crazy lady yell at a dog in a parking lot thinking he'd be a quadrillionaire and is visited by the Fairy Of Actual Nickels, who hands him a bag of nickels amounting to $41.65. |
| 335 | * ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'': Sven [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4010 uses the trope title]] when May doesn't want her roommates to know how they spent their evening. |
| 336 | * ''Webcomic/SWAPEnsemble'': The second time Connie is involved in a tiebreaker elimination, she loses. Cedric begins the "If I had a nickel" speech, but she cuts him off. In case the ShoutOut to ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' wasn't obvious, the page description finishes the quote. |
| 337 | -->'''Cedric:''' If you had a nickel for every time you were involved in a tiebreaker-\ |
| 338 | '''Connie:''' Could you come up with a less meme-y quote? |
| 339 | [[/folder]] |
| 340 | |
| 341 | [[folder:Web Originals]] |
| 342 | * During ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange Comedy Roast'': |
| 343 | -->'''[[{{Leprechaun}} Liam the Leprechaun:]]''' If I had a nickel, for every time the Annoying Orange annoyed me; well I wouldn't need to find my pot of gold now, would I? ''[laughs]'' I still want to though. |
| 344 | * In ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', Henry Ford puts [[BlackComedy a very dark spin]] on this joke in relation to Creator/KarlMarx's family: |
| 345 | -->'''Henry Ford:''' If you'd saved a penny for [[OneSteveLimit every daughter you named Jenny]]\ |
| 346 | [[OutlivingOnesOffspring You might not've needed to bury quite so many]]! |
| 347 | * ''WebVideo/{{FUDW}}'': In "HOW DW RUINED CHRISTMAS", when Matt points out how in 2001, every African-American cartoon child character celebrated Kwanzaa, [[note]]namely [[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} Alan "The Brain" Powers]], [[WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily Penny Proud]], [[WesternAnimation/Rugrats1991 Susie Carmichael]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Stanley}} Marci and Mimi]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Recess}} Vince LaSalle]],[[/note]] he plays an AI-generated sound clip of [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Dr. Doofenshmirtz]] saying "If I had a nickel for every Christmas cartoon in 2001 that had at least one kid celebrating Kwanzaa, I'd have five nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird they all came out the same year." |
| 348 | * A usable sound that made the rounds of Platform/TikTok used a variation on this: |
| 349 | -->If I had a penny for every time someone called me sexy, I would be in ''debt.'' |
| 350 | * On Creator/MoBrosStudios' tutorial on ''YouTubePoop'', he says that if he had a nickel for every time there was a [[DiscreditedMeme WTF Boom]] joke in a [=YouTube=] Poop, there would be a calculator overload. |
| 351 | [[/folder]] |
| 352 | |
| 353 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 354 | * ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'': In "[[Recap/AdventureTimeS2E8CrystalsHavePower Crystals Have Power]]", after Jake saves [[spoiler:Tree Trunks]] from being driven crazy by the power of the crystal apple, he tells her "If I had a penny for every time someone [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity went crazy-hopped-up on magical energy]], I'd be Abraham Lincoln!" |
| 355 | * One ''WesternAnimation/AllGrownUp'' episode revolves around [[spoiler:Tommy]] sleepwalking and stealing items from his neighbor's yard. When he's caught by the police, he tries to explain what happened, and the cop answers him with "If I had a dime for every time someone blamed their crimes on sleepwalking, I'd be a rich man. Okay, maybe not rich... but I'd own a boat." |
| 356 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'': |
| 357 | -->'''Cheryl:''' Ew! It tastes even worse than it smells!\ |
| 358 | '''Pam:''' If I had a nickel for every time a guy told me that... I'd have eight nickels! |
| 359 | * In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', a worker says he wishes he had a nickel for every car that went over a toll bridge -- his companion responds "I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard you say that." |
| 360 | * ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'': "If you had a nickel for every time [something or other], you'd have like... all these nickels." |
| 361 | * ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'': In "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E9TheImpossibleSummitOfMtNeverrest The Impossible Summit of Mt. Neverrest!]]", Huey, Dewey, and Webby find the body of the late mountain climber George Mallardy... next to an inscription reading "CURSE YOU, MCDUCK!" Scrooge tries to brush it off by saying "If I had a nickel for every person who cursed me with their dying breath, [[EnemiesEqualsGreatness I'd be twice as rich as I already am]]!" |
| 362 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': |
| 363 | ** Brian uses this expression (without spelling out the "I'd be rich" part of the thought) and is completely dumbfounded when his girlfriend's companions don't recognize the saying on its own. It seems, though, that Brian himself doesn't understand the expression well enough to explain it to them. He seems to be dumbfounded not only because they're unfamiliar with the expression (which is indeed a bit ignorant), but also because he hadn't thought about the expression enough to immediately know the answer to the question "What does that saying mean?" |
| 364 | ** Another episode has Meg combine this with CurseCutShort: "If I had a nickel for every time my parents walked out instead of teaching me to drive, I'd be one rich--" |
| 365 | ** In "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball Blue Harvest]]", when the ''Millennium Falcon'' gets attacked by TIE Fighters: |
| 366 | --->'''Luke Skywalker (Chris):''' They're coming too fast!\ |
| 367 | '''Han Solo (Peter):''' ''[under his breath]'' A nickel for every time I've had that problem. ''[loudly]'' Just keep shooting, Luke! |
| 368 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'': In "Glue for Two", Fred believes he's accidentally created a new recipe for superglue and declares that he'll be a millionaire, causing Barney to say to himself, "Oh, boy, I wish I had a dime for every time Fred was gonna be a millionaire. ''I'd'' be a millionaire." |
| 369 | * ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'': |
| 370 | ** The pilot ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfBloos'' has a variation of this trope. |
| 371 | --->'''Mr. Herriman:''' "I'll be back." Hmpf! If I had a carrot for every time I'd heard that, I'd be a very fat rabbit. |
| 372 | ** Frankie says a version of this in "[[Recap/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriendsS2E6FrankieMyDear Frankie My Dear]]": |
| 373 | --->'''Frankie:''' If I had a dime for every time I heard that one... |
| 374 | * ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'': |
| 375 | -->'''Harold:''' If I had a dime for every time somebody called me dumb... [[IResembleThatRemark I'd sure have a whole bunch of dimes]]! |
| 376 | * ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'': |
| 377 | ** The plot of "[[Recap/KimPossibleS2E28RonMillionaire Ron Millionaire]]" revolves around Ron actually receiving a huge royalty check from Bueno Nacho tabulated as a nickel for every Naco (a fast-food entree of his own invention) sold. |
| 378 | --->''"If I had a nickel for every time I heard that [talking about Bonnie's comment]... I could have grande-sized!"'' |
| 379 | ** In "[[Recap/KimPossibleS4E13CapnDrakken Cap'n Drakken]]", after Dr. Drakken is [[APirate400YearsTooLate possessed by a pirate ghost]]: |
| 380 | ---> '''Drakken:''' Save my booty!\ |
| 381 | '''Shego:''' If I had a doubloon for [[HypercompetentSidekick every time I've done that]]... |
| 382 | * ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'': |
| 383 | ** Used by Cotton to describe "The Hole" at his old boot camp. |
| 384 | --->'''Cotton:''' If I had a nickel for every boy who went crazy in there, I'd be eating nickel soup. |
| 385 | ** From "[[Recap/KingOfTheHillS2E14IRememberMono I Remember Mono]]": |
| 386 | --->'''Peggy:''' If your lies were dollars, I would have a $100,000 by now, and I would live off the interest, Hank. I'd still have to keep my job, but things would be a lot easier. |
| 387 | ** From "[[Recap/KingOfTheHillS13E20ToSirloinWithLove To Sirloin with Love]]": |
| 388 | --->'''Hank:''' If I had a nickel for every time I buckled under pressure, I'd have five nickels. |
| 389 | * ''WesternAnimation/MollyOfDenali'': Kenji remarks in "[[Recap/MollyOfDenaliS1E9TheWormTurnsLittleDogLost Little Dog Lost]]" that if he had a nickel for every dog that took off and then found its way home, he'd have a lot of nickels. |
| 390 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs'' has a subversion: "If I had a nickel for every dollar I had, I'd still be rich." |
| 391 | * ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': |
| 392 | ** "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbPhineasBirthdayClipORama Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!]]" plays with this trope from Doofenshmirtz, Phineas, and Linda. It cuts to a set of clips with a running total of money in the top corner. Doof and Linda realize that the total amount equals that of a candy bar. |
| 393 | ** In "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbWizardOfOdd Wizard of Odd]]", Buford (who is a [[MixAndMatchCritters combination of lion, tiger and bear]]) says this after [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Candace, Jeremy and Baljeet's response to seeing him was "Oh my"]]. |
| 394 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 395 | ** Parodied: |
| 396 | --->'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Oh, if I had $75 for every novelty I've removed... Oh, by the way, I'll need a check for $75. |
| 397 | ** Also played straight: |
| 398 | --->''[Homer Simpson barges into co-worker Frank Grimes' office]''\ |
| 399 | '''Homer:''' Hey there, Grimey!\ |
| 400 | '''Grimes:''' I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.\ |
| 401 | '''Homer:''' Heh! If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. |
| 402 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E4NaughtyNauticalNeighborsBoatingSchool Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]", as said by Squidward to [=SpongeBob=] while imitating Patrick: |
| 403 | -->''"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have ''one dollar!''"'' |
| 404 | * In ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', after Mr. Smiley's robot fortune teller gives Steven an unsatisfying fortune: |
| 405 | -->'''Steven:''' Can I have my quarter back?\ |
| 406 | '''Mr. Smiley:''' If I had a quarter every time somebody asked for their quarter back -- oh, wait, I do! [[{{Rimshot}} Ba dum]] [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud bum ching!]] |
| 407 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "[[Recap/SupermanTheAnimatedSeriesS1E12ToolsOfTheTrade Tools of the Trade]]", a police captain tells Superman that if she had a nickel for every time one of her HotBlooded detectives had turned in his badge, she'd make [[Fiction500 Lex Luthor]] look like a pauper. |
| 408 | * In one ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'' episode, after Shredder promises not to fail, Krang mumbles that he wishes he had a Dimension X dollar for every time he heard that. |
| 409 | * From the ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' short "To Bleep or Not to Bleep" in the episode "[[Recap/TinyToonAdventuresS1E4TestStressed Test Stressed]]", when [[SirSwearsALot Fowlmouth]] is having a cursing fit: |
| 410 | -->'''Fowlmouth:''' I mean, if I had a nickel for every ''[bleep]'' time I spilled something on my clothes, I'd be a rich ''[bleep]'' guy! |
| 411 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheXs'' has a double subversion. When Mr. X says that if he had a nickel for every time his cooking skills saved his life, he stops to make the calculation, and says he would have 5 dollars. While the money isn't a lot, that actually is a lot of life-saving. |
| 412 | [[/folder]] |
| 413 | ---- |
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