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11	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/espera_mxima_4.png]]
12	[[caption-width-right:350:Come ''on''! Where am I supposed to [[VideoGame/CandyCrushSaga crush candy]] for the next 46 years?]]
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14	->''"Fill out Schedule B. You should receive your burgers in 6 to 8 weeks."''
15	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart the Fink"
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17	You need to wait for things, that's a fact of life and you cannot avoid it. Waiting for an appointment with the doctor, waiting for your pizza, or just waiting for the street light to change. But if you are lucky, you won't have to wait long.
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19	Except in fiction, where you [[FictionIsntFair are never lucky]], not only you will never wait bare minimum, but the actual time you need to wait will be stupidly long. Things that normally would take hours, at most, will take days, or even weeks! And if something normally takes weeks, well...you can expect to be waiting for a few decades.
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21	This is a comedy trope to put the character in a frustrating situation and show how determined (or dumb) they are for being willing to withstand the wait. Sometimes you can see someone else that has already been waiting. If they have been lucky [[TimePassageBeard they might need a shave]], if they aren't, they won't need a shave...[[WaitingSkeleton ever again.]]
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23	This trope can also be played for drama when a vital question is put on hold for sometimes decades.
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25	Supertrope of RidiculouslyLongPhoneHold, RightOnQueue, SnailMail, and TakeANumber. Compare TicketLineCampout, when the character subjects themselves to an excruciating wait for another benefit, normally simply being first. See also TheBore, when a character is wasting someone else's time by speaking too much. Contrast InstantHomeDelivery. Penal equivalent is LongerThanLifeSentence.
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27	!!Examples:
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31	[[folder:Comedy]]
32	* Creator/BrianRegan joked about calling the phone company so he could get his service installed and happy to hear that now they can simply flip a switch to do it.
33	-->'''Brian''': Can you flip it right now?
34	-->'''Operator''': We are gonna flip it Thursday, late, or Friday, or sometime in November.
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37	[[folder:Comic Books]]
38	* Tragically described in ''ComicBook/{{Persepolis}}''. Marjane tells the story of a relative who asked for a passport to travel to Germany, where he could cure his cancer. Due to bureaucratic hurdles, the document came ''after'' his burial.
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41	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
42	* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' had an arc where Roger has to go on a business trip. When he finally arrives, his driver is a cobweb-festooned skeleton (actually a costume).
43	--> '''Roger:''' You don't have to tell ''me'' it was a long flight.
44	--> '''Driver:''' Mind if I call the office? We had a pool going on when you'd arrive.
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47	[[folder:Fan Works]]
48	* ''Fanfic/OlivesLastPartner'': Olive and Otto invite Oscar out for lunch, but they end up waiting nine hours for him to finish up with taking ID pictures. The only reason they stay behind is that Olive promised that she and Otto would take Oscar out to eat.
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51	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
52	* In ''Film/{{Passengers\|2016}}'', the hero prematurely awakes on a SleeperShip and sends a DistressCall back to Earth. The system tells him he will have to wait 55 years for a reply due to the huge distances involved.
53	* Inverted in ''Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock'', Kirk asks Scotty how long it would take to affect repairs on the ''Enterprise.''
54	-->'''Scotty:''' Eight weeks sir! But you don't have eight, so I'll do it for you in two.
55	-->'''Kirk:''' Mr. Scott, have you always multiplied your repair factor by four?
56	-->'''Scotty:''' Of course, sir; how else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
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59	[[folder:Jokes]]
60	* A man had the opportunity to speak with God:
61	** Man: ''"God, how is life for you?"''
62	** God: ''"For me, a million years is the same as a second."''
63	** Man: ''"And how would you feel about a million dollars?"''
64	** God: ''"For me, a million dollars wouldn't be more than a dime."''
65	** Man: ''"Would you spare a dime?"''
66	** God: ''"Just give me a second."''
67	* RussianHumor in the Soviet era had a joke where a man goes to the car dealership to buy a car and is told that it will arrive in five years. He asks if it'll arrive in the morning, as the plumber is coming by that afternoon.
68	* A common SnipeHunt is to tell the victim to go ask some third party who's in on it for a "long weight" or "long stand". Instead of an actual piece of equipment, they get to ''stand'' around ''weighting'' ([[FunWithHomophones er, waiting]]) for a long time--or not, depending on how long it takes them to catch on.
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71	[[folder:Literature]]
72	* In ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'', as part of the enforced poverty scheme, it is precised any bureaucratic demand for housing repairs will take around five years. Another example is marriage authorisations, taking years to conclude.
73	* Creator/LarryNiven's ''Literature/WorldOfPtavvs''. Kzanol is returning to his home planet of Thrintun in a starship. After his ship completes a hyperspace jump, it needs to recharge its batteries to make another jump. Unfortunately for him, the ship's power plant suffers a disastrous malfunction and is destroyed. The ship's brain screen (computer display) shows "Time to recharge battery:" and "Reestimate of trip time to Thrintun:", both followed by a spiral: the Thrint symbol for infinity.
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76	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
77	* Parodied in ''Series/TheChrisRockShow'' with a skit about "The Make You Wait Hair Salon", where due to various factors like overbooking and incredibly inattentive stylists, clients wait for so long some of them have actually ''died''.
78	* The ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode "Rock of Ages" has the Bundys waiting for a flight in the standby section of the airport. The wait is so long that one person is covered in cobwebs, holding a newspaper with the headline "FDR Promises New Deal".
79	* ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'' has Hilda and Zelda visit the Yikes! Magic Crisis Agency for advice on how to handle the three-hundred-foot beanstalk outside their house. They ask an elderly lady in front of them how long she's been waiting. Her eldest son is 52; he was born in the line.
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82	[[folder:Magazines]]
83	* One ribald single-panel cartoon in ''Penthouse'' is set in an obstetrician's waiting room. There, an expectant mother with a prominent bulge inquires, "Have you been waiting long?" to the lady beside her. The lady has clearly already given birth, with an umbilical cord running from her beneath her dress to a naked grown man in the seat beside her.
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86	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
87	* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'': It's not uncommon for pilgrims to PlanetTerra to die of old age before their visas are processed.
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90	[[folder:Video Games]]
91	* In ''[[VideoGame/ChzoMythos 7 Days a Skeptic]]'', the spaceship's escape pods require several hours of system-automated preparation before they can launch. Which is [[NoOSHACompliance completely counterproductive for an escape pod]] and [[ClosedCircle just serves to keep you trapped on the spaceship with the killer]].
92	* ''Videogame/TheLonging'' is all about this. The game takes 400 days in real time to finish (though time does also progress when the game is not active), everything in the game is absurdly slow and the player character doesn't even walk fast.
93	* If you die and choose to stay dead in ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV'', [[GameOverMan Charon]] will flat out tell you that "your turn [to cross the River Styx] will come up long after the wind erodes the boulders to sand." Considering the '''''billions''''' of people ahead of you, he may not be exaggerating.
94	* ''Videogame/{{Subnautica}}'': Early on, you'll receive an automated message from the Aurora stating that a rescue team should arrive in "9...9...9...9...9...hours".
95	* ''Videogame/TheWitness'': If you want 100% completion (ie. solve every single puzzle in the game) you'd better be prepared for a ridiculously long wait. One of the puzzles requires watching a video of an eclipse that's over 50 minutes long. (The camera must be pointing at the video the entire time or else the puzzle cannot be completed. Meaning the player cannot do anything else in the game while waiting.) Speedrunning of this game has a 99.8% category which requires solving every puzzle in the game except this one (because the speedrunner literally cannot do anything during this puzzle than wait for over 50 minutes.)
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98	[[folder:Web Animation]]
99	* ''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018'': When Ronald Koeman appears on the ConfessionCam to talk about Barca's efforts to make Messi more comfortable in his bed, he mentions that they have plans for elaborate renovations to Camp Nou in 2024. A lawyer then whispers in his ear, leading him to correct himself and say 2025, then after the lawyer whispers in his ear again, he sheepishly admits "...someday".
100	* ''WebAnimation/{{ENA}}'': In "Temptation Stairway", ENA gets trapped in the Great Runas during a festival, and is told by Ulysses that she won't be able to escape until the next celebration. When asked how long of a wait, Ulysses responds 10,000 years in binary.
101	-->'''ENA:''' [[CaptainObvious That's a lot]]!
102	* ''WebAnimation/LoveOfTheSn'': Charger Block and Michael wait in Charger Block's room for him to be recovered for a month.
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105	[[folder:Webcomics]]
106	* This is played for drama in ''Webcomic/ImTheGrimReaper''. Upon finding [[spoiler:Ana's]] corpse in the freezer of her apartment, [[spoiler:Liam]] calls emergency services, telling them that he's not only found the victim of a murder but knows exactly who did it. Because society has degenerated into a complete CrapsackWorld, though, he's informed that it will take ''almost a month'' to send help [[spoiler:unless he makes a substantial bribe to the operator. This marks the start of his FaceHeelTurn, since even he can no longer deny that the world is a completely hopeless place]].
107	* [[http://toonhole.com/comic/waiting-for-someone This]] strip of ''Webcomic/{{Toonhole}}'' has a true BlindDate turn into a deadly experience.
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110	[[folder:Western Animation]]
111	* Invoked in ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'' by [[KillerRabbit Chuckles]], when the heroes came to collect a debt he owed, he ordered his servants to say he was not home and that he would come back in nine thousand years. Dave doesn't care, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint since he brought a magazine.]]
112	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
113	** From the episode "A Biclops Built For Two", Professor Farnsworth happily announces to the Planet Express crew that they now have internet service:
114	--->'''Prof. Farnsworth:''' Good news, everyone! Several years ago, I tried to log on to AOL, and it ''just'' went through!
115	** In "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back", the Planet Express crew find that the line to get inside the [[VastBureaucracy Central Bureaucracy]] is so enormous that one visibly elderly man is still waiting on his ''birth certificate''. At one point, the line moves ''backwards'', presumably because someone had a baby. The crew decides to cut to the chase [[DeliveryGuyInfiltration by taking Bender and pretending they're there to deliver him]].
116	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
117	** The page quote is from "Bart The Fink", when Krusty was found out to be evading taxes and the [[IntimidatingRevenueService IRS]] started to take control of his businesses, including Krusty Burger, so all orders are made like filing taxes (and take as long to go through).
118	** In "I Am Furious (Yellow)", Bart creates a comic strip, "Angry Dad", which is adapted as a web comic, and when the actor voicing Homer ([[CelebrityParadox implied to be Homer's real-life voice actor]] Creator/DanCastellaneta) asks when he'll be paid, he's told he won't be paid till 2012 (the episode premiered in 2002).
119	* In ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', Season 17 "Informative Murder Porn", the Get Cable! cable company, [[TakeThat which is a jab at Time Warner Cable]], loves screwing over their customers with this trope. When Randy asked for his channels to be unblocked, the front desk representative tells him they'll schedule a technician to fix it but he has to be home between the hours of six AM and three PM all of November, which Randy refuses to do. When the kids try to get certain channels removed from their cable boxes, they're told they would need to shut off their cable boxes and wait three weeks for the technician to shut them down.
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