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11	[[quoteright:251:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/books-on-head4_7142.jpg]]
12	[[caption-width-right:251:Glasses on books are optional.]]
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14	->''"I don't get it. Do polite people not have bookshelves in your country?"''
15	-->-- '''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
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17	The main exercise in just about every poise class: learning to walk with a book on your head without letting it fall. It helps with standing up straight, the basis to earn respect in high class society. Rich men are expected to not slouch, either; but curiously, [[AlwaysFemale it's mostly women who are shown training with books in fiction.]]
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19	Maybe because of the association with [[BeautyContest beauty pageants]], whose contestants always work their walking and general attitude before arriving on the podium. It's also common in finishing schools.
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21	The other context where the book-on-head training is seen, is when a FishOutOfWater has to learn high society manners, [[RagsToRiches whether she just legally]] [[ReallyRoyaltyReveal won her entry in]] or she is [[PrincessForADay working undercover]], [[PrinceAndPauper impersonating a rich protagonist.]]
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23	The main character will either do it perfectly, confirming she is where she's meant to be, by managing to carry more than one book, or [[EveryProperLadyShouldCurtsy curtsying]] and descending stairs while still having it on the head. Or else, her [[TheRival rival]] will manage to do so while the heroine will fail miserably, confirming [[PennyAmongDiamonds she doesn't fit in.]]
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25	A common variant consists of using another object, like a vase, or, adding difficulty, by putting a fragile thing (such as the aforementioned vase) on the book, or increasing the number of the objects carried on the head.
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27	Compare ThrowTheBookAtThem for the other meaning of "book on head".
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30	!!Examples
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34	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
35	* ''Manga/KilalaPrincess''. When Kilala is in WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}'s world, they are training together to have perfect manners; Cinderella and Kilala are once both seen with several books on the head.
36	* ''Anime/MagicalIdolPastelYumi''. Mrs. Fukurokoji once bet her aunt that she could teach ladylike manners to Yumi. Lessons included the walk with books, and at first, Yumi was not able to curtsy without make them fall.
37	* In ''Manga/SailorMoon'', Usagi attempted to do this, but ended up tripping since she couldn't look down to see what was at her feet.
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40	[[folder:Comic Books]]
41	* ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'' had Veronica practicing balancing a book with a glass of water on her head, and when Betty arrives, she is urged to try it herself. After Veronica goes inside, Betty tries it again and again, drenching herself every time. Archie and Reggie show up to laugh at her predicament, only to get soaked themselves when they try it. After they declare it impossible, Betty picks up the book Veronica used, only to find that it had a fake glass of water glued to it, as well as a hole cut to fit on top of her head. Veronica, laughing at her prank, steps back out only to find her friends brandishing buckets of water, ready for revenge.
42	* When Daphne is entered in a beauty contest in one ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo ''comic book, the walking-with-a-book-on-her-head is part of the preparation that Velma has her do.
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45	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
46	* In one ''ComicStrip/{{Nancy}}'' comic, Aunt Fritzi chides Nancy for her poor posture, and recalls how when she was a little girl, she used to practice good posture by balancing a book on her head. Nancy decides to use a VHS cassette to be more modern. [[TechnologyMarchesOn This was back in]] UsefulNotes/TheNineties.
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49	[[folder:Fan Works]]
50	* Creator/AAPessimal's tale of murder in Ankh-Morpork, ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5423228/13/Murder-Most-Orrible Murder Most 'Orrible]]'' features the Assassins' Guild School. Here, Joan Sanderson-Reeves ratchets things up for her student Assassins when she tries to teach them how to move gracefully and elegantly and ''not to jolly well slouch!'' With the aid of Poisons master Mr Mericet, she demonstrates that it is possible to balance a saucer of ''nitric acid'' on your head -- and not to spill a single drop. "Well, you have a jolly good incentive not to, do you not?"[[note]]It's really distilled water in the saucer on her head, but the girls don't need to know that[[/note]]. But Joan displays mercy and tells her class they'd better do it with books on their heads, for now.
51	* ''Fanfic/PastSins'': Chapter 2 has Rarity teaching Nyx some refinement, such as by balancing a book on her head:
52	--> Rarity was balancing a stack of three books on her head while Nyx had a single fairly thin book on hers.
53	* ''Fanfic/{{Quizzical}}'': ''A Little Fixer-Upper'':
54	-->"Show me you can walk around the room with poise."\
55	Quiz had no difficulty completing a lap of the library's front room, so Scootaloo added a book.\
56	"This would be more stable if the smallest book was on the top," Quiz pointed out.\
57	"I know," said Scootaloo, adding a third, even larger book. "Walk around again. And this time explain the difference between a noun, a proper noun, and a pronoun."
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60	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
61	* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'', Anya balances a stick on her head while learning to "float" like a princess during her TrainingMontage song, "Learn to Do It."
62	* Franchise/{{Barbie}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Barbie}} movies]]:
63	** ''WesternAnimation/BarbieAsThePrincessAndThePauper''. Erika, while practicing [[PrincessForADay on impersonating Princess Anneliese]], once walks with a book during her TrainingMontage song -- and immediately succeeds to do so.
64	** ''WesternAnimation/BarbiePrincessCharmSchool''
65	*** This is one of the lessons used at the titular school. AlphaBitch Delancy manages to walk with about [[ExaggeratedTrope twenty books]], [[PennyAmongDiamonds scholarship student]] Blair has difficulties with carrying only one and [[DisasterDominoes falls on her classmates]], and CloudCuckoolander Portia misses the point entirely and walks around while holding the book a few inches above her head.
66	*** Later, [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure headmistress Mrs. Privet]], in private lessons for Blair, teaches the girl how to carry a dozen books on the head. While standing on one foot. With a flower vase in each hand.
67	* ''WesternAnimation/CinderellaIIDreamsComeTrue'': In "Aim to Please", Cinderella learns to dance with four books on her head. Because she also has to answer a test at the same time, she eventually trips. Moments later, while dancing how she wants, Cinderella manages to successfully keep two books on her head.
68	* In ''WesternAnimation/GayPurree'', part of Mewsette's training involves balancing a bowl of cream over her head.
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71	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
72	* ''Film/TheBradyBunchMovie''. Inverted when Marcia tries to land a job as a teen model, but before she can start, the photographer/agent tells Marcia she'll need some "work", which she assumes includes walking with books on her head.
73	* ''Film/Cinderella1997'': The Stepmother has her two daughters balance books on their heads as part of their constant training to snare a good husband, preferably the Prince.
74	* ''Film/ALeagueOfTheirOwn''. The female baseball players, in addition to their baseball training, also have to take LessonsInSophistication; their poise exercises include this exercise.
75	* ''Film/TheMarvels2023'': During a montage of Carol, Monica and Kamala figuring out newfound connective-teleporting powers, they walk while balancing books on their heads with the added exercise of keeping them put as they spontaneously swap positions.
76	* In ''Film/TheMusicMan'', the ladies practice dancing with books on their heads, and succeed until one move has them intentionally leaning backwards, and the books all fall in unison.
77	* ''Film/MyFairLady''. In the song "I Could Have Danced All Night", Eliza briefly put a book on her head while going to bed; servants put it back on a table when they notice her zeal.
78	* ''Film/ThePrincessDiaries''. Averted during Mia's training, but still, Queen Clarisse shows her how to walk without slouching and dragging herself along, even without a book.
79	* ''Film/PrincessProtectionProgram''. Princess Rosalinda want to prove to her new friend Carter that being royalty isn't just showing off. Carter learns how to act with royal aplomb, including walking with a book. When she states she just can't believe princesses are compelled to do this, Rosalinda burst into laughter and admits she actually never had to do so; she was just pulling Carter's leg.
80	* In ''Film/{{Sam}}'', Blondell trains Samantha to walk with a book on her head to improve her posture as part of her GirlinessUpgrade. Blondell himself demonstrates this for her, and is much better at than her (at first).
81	* In the adaptation of ''[[Literature/TheRubyRedTrilogy Sapphire Blue]]'', Gwendoline is seen with a book on head while [[AlphaBitch Charlotte]] gaves her LessonsInSophistication.
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84	[[folder:Literature]]
85	* Referenced in ''Literature/EllaEnchanted'': Ella jokes that after attending finishing school she could balance a set of dishes on her head while strolling through town.
86	* Used in ''Literature/TheFinishingSchoolSeries'', as can be seen in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTM2B14ntCE the trailer of the second book]].
87	* ''Literature/TheGatesOfSleep''. Arachne's maid was told to make Marina walk with a book on her head. She doesn't, because Marina already has excellent posture.
88	* In ''Literature/PrincessDisGrace'', [[TheKlutz the titular heroine]] always let her book fall in etiquette class. The fact she did not learn it as a little girl, like her other classmates, doesn't help.
89	* ''Literature/TheSchoolForGoodAndEvil''. In etiquette class, the "Princess Posture", lesson uses nests of nightingale eggs as a variant to replace books. FishOutOfWater student Agatha, used to slouching, [[EpicFail ends up breaking twenty eggs.]]
90	* ''Literature/Tempest2011'': In ''Tempest Unleashed'', the [=merQueen=] Hailana gives Tempest princess etiquette lessons that involve floating upright with a book on her head. Tempest doesn't see how that skill will help her defeat [[BigBad Tiamat]].
91	%%* Mercilessly parodied here; [[http://ffffound.com/image/e81622aef2f5008849d1871272f03f2505b5f6fd in a twist which promotes culture above beauty.]]
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94	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
95	* Inverted in an episode of ''Series/ThirtyRock''. To get an endorsement deal with the Southern Tourism Bureau, Jenna has to un-learn everything she's learned from her pageant days and regress to her Florida upbringing. Her training includes walking with a book on her head and making sure it falls off.
96	* ''Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies'': In "Pygmalion and Elly", Sonny Drysdale demonstrates book-balancing to Elly May. Jed and Jethro, spying from behind the "fancy courtin' parlor" curtains, think he's nuts.
97	* Seems to be the only thing the strict nanny is concerned with in ''Series/TheBleakOldShopOfStuff''. '''"POSTURE!"'''
98	* ''Series/TheBradyBunch''. When Marcia takes a friend under her wing to make her over, one of the lessons in a TrainingMontage is book-walking. Marcia can do it, but her trainee is terrible until the end of the montage.
99	* Seen in the opening montage of the last season of ''Series/CharliesAngels'' featuring Creator/TanyaRoberts.
100	* ''Music/ShaNaNa''. In an episode where Jocko is trying to make himself less uncouth to impress a girl, he sits with a book on his head while passing the potatoes at a practice dinner. He keeps the book steady but fails at saying "here you go" without saying "youse."
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103	[[folder:Music]]
104	* The Upper Crust mentioned this as one of the activities they were forced to do in the song "We're Finished With Finishing School".
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107	[[folder:Western Animation]]
108	* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' In the episode ''Steven and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure'' Steven and Snot send their clones to Roger's finishing school.
109	-->Backs straight, girls. And remember, these books are for posture only. A literate girl is a lonely girl.
110	* ''WesternAnimation/AngelaAnaconda'': The books Nanette uses for correcting her posture tend to get hair gel stains. The school librarian bans her from borrowing books because of that.
111	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}''. This is one of the training exercizes Ladonna gives Francine in, "Speak Up, Francine!" to help her overcome stage fright of public speaking -- balancing books on her head is to teach Francine to keep from looking down, and keep looking forward to the people she's addressing.
112	* When Literature/{{Babar}} is learning proper etiquie from Madame, this test is one part of his training.
113	* ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog''. In the final episode, a teacher appears from out of nowhere to give Courage perfection lessons, since he apparently can't do anything right. One of the first exercises she gives him is walking up the stairs with a tall stack of ridiculously heavy books (and an apple) on his head; every single book falls off his head -- one by one, with each step -- for which she fails him for not being the least bit perfect.
114	* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom''. Used in the episode "Beauty Marked". A BeautyContest is organized at Casper High to elect a local princess, and [[SoapBoxSadie Sam]] compete just to protest against the principle. During the walking-with-a-book exercise, she reads hers instead of having it on her head -- and soon provokes a [[DisasterDominoes general stumbling.]]
115	* ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' had Wilma do this in an episode with a slab of stone on her head (since books had not been invented in the Stone Age yet) for acting lessons for a hand commercial while saying "The ants in France stay mainly on the plants". She soon quit before she was due to go on camera.
116	* The eight episode of ''WesternAnimation/MiaAndMe'' ends with, the students have to do this during a manners class, and as a variant it's the AlphaBitch who trip on the carpet and [[LaserGuidedKarma fall along with her book.]]
117	* ''WebAnimation/MonsterHigh'': The vase variant was used on Operetta, in the episode where Cleo teaches her royal manners. Operetta improved over the course of one night, after several broken vases.
118	* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': In "My Fair Goalie", Eliza Fletcher tries to teach Candace how to behave like a proper British Lady, and she includes balancing books on the head in her lessons. Candace thinks polite people carry books on their heads because they don't have bookshelves.
119	* ''WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst''
120	** The exercise was part of the "Princess test" in the episode of the same name. All the female students of the [[RoyalSchool Royal prep]] succeed to do it. So, the fairies teachers complicate the test by throwing enchanted cushions into the princess’ legs.
121	** Sofia herself wasn't present but can be seen doing so [[http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GGMWluBAL.jpg in the merchandising.]]
122	* In the short "Debutante Devil" from the ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "You Asked For It", Babs makes Dizzy Devil do this. She then puts a bunch of heavy objects on top of it, including more books, a refrigerator, a safe, a car, a steamroller, a tugboat, a space shuttle, several boxes, and the White House. [[TheLastStraw It all crashes down on Dizzy when she adds a piece of tissue paper.]]
123	* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': In "[[Recap/TotalDramaABlastFromThePast A Blast from the Past]]", Topher mentions he has training balancing books on his head from his on-camera poise class.
124	* ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'': In the episode ''The company of light'', Bloom is invited by Eraklyon royal family, [[RagsToRoyalty but was not teach proper manners from birth]]. So Aisha and Stella teach her how to [[EveryProperLadyShouldCurtsy curtsy]] or carry a book on her head. Unlike her friends, Bloom has initially difficulties to do it.
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127	[[folder:Real Life]]
128	* According to 19th-century manners guides, ladies did not only train with books, but also had to do exercises such as [[TrainingFromHell eating with fresh eggs stuck under their armpits.]]
129	* In the Princess Prep, a [[RoyalSchool princesses summer boot camp]] in London, little girls had such an exercise as seen [[http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2011-04/03/content_12271039.htm here.]]
130	* It's also a given subject in butlers schools.
131	* The same principle is sometimes used in pistol training by laying a quarter (or any similarly-sized coin) over the front sight of the gun to practice trigger technique. If the quarter falls off when you dry-fire, you're doing it wrong.
132	* Similarly, an old-school method used by some piano teachers has the student lay coins on the backs of their hands. Playing with the correct wrist position will keep the coins from falling.
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