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2	''The Blademourner Trilogy - A Novel'' is an inaccurately named, satirical vampire short story.
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4	It focuses on James Blademourner and John Deadly, two Vampire Lords, following their journey from the Vampires' orbital space laser defense platform to the Zombie Encampment.
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6	[[http://sweetvampirejesus.webs.com/blademourner.htm The full text can be found here.]]
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8	[[http://everything2.com/user/sweetvampirejesus/writeups/The+Blademourner+Trilogy+-+A+Five+Part+Saga+in+Seven+Acts Now hosted at Everything2]].
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11	!!This contains instances of:
12	%%* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: James' description of the curriculum at St. Legion's.
13	* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Dislocating your arms apparently makes you an escape artist.
14	%%* BossBattle: Used explicitly in the EPIC BOSS BATTLE with the Zombie Lieutenant.
15	%%* BreakingTheFourthWall: The narrator. Often.
16	%%* DeadWeight: Alfonso, the Zombie Lieutenant's right-hand man.
17	%%* FatBastard: Alfonso.
18	%%* HumansAreMorons: The Vampires view them this way, even keeping them in what is essentially a giant hamster cage.
19	* IdiotHero: James.
20	** To illustrate, John provides a sound, reasonable plan for crossing a chasm, by knocking over a tree and crossing it. James then orders all his human slaves to leap into the chasm, making a corpse bridge.
21	* InsistentTerminology: All references to God or Jesus are prefaced with "Vampire".
22	%%* KillSat: Conceivably, the orbital space laser defense platform, although the author has occasionally joked about it being for defending against space lasers.
23	%%* LoadBearingBoss: The Zombie Lieutenant.
24	%%* MookChivalry: Lampshaded.
25	%%* ProudWarriorRace: The Zombies. This is blatantly pointed out.
26	%%* PurpleProse: Oh sweet Vampire Jesus yes.
27	%%* RedOniBlueOni: With James as red, John as blue.
28	* ShapedLikeItself:
29	-->"The callipygian bulges of his powerfully built buttocks were obvious through the thin leather, prominent and bulging, in a manner reminiscent of something appropriate for use in a simile."
30	%%* SuperiorSpecies: The Vampires to the humans.
31	%%* TakeThat: To vampire fangirls.
32	%%* ThatRemindsMeOfASong: The brief song by the birds after they leave the Zombie tent.
33	%%* TheRival: John to James, but this is dropped about halfway through. It gets mentioned once more, for laughs.

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