1 | In the {{grim dark}}ness\ |
2 | of the far future, there is\ |
3 | only {{more dakka}}.\ |
4 | -- {{@/alliterator}} |
5 | |
6 | The Gauss beam flays him\ |
7 | And a guardsman falls down, dead\ |
8 | By proxy, mankind.\ |
9 | --{{@/Morgulion}} |
10 | |
11 | Absurdly GrimDark\ |
12 | There's never enuff [[MoreDakka dakka]]\ |
13 | Burn the heretic!\ |
14 | - {{@/Willbyr}} |
15 | |
16 | On your drop ship hull\ |
17 | I planted a melta bomb\ |
18 | Blood for the Blood God\ |
19 | - Kharn the Betrayer |
20 | |
21 | Dropship screams earth-ward\ |
22 | And here come the SpaceMarines\ |
23 | You guys are so fucked\ |
24 | - Tropers/{{Kroozer101}} |
25 | |
26 | A strange world's design\ |
27 | A dying man upon a throne\ |
28 | Watches his world burn\ |
29 | |
30 | Unknown |
31 | |
32 | False gods and Man's evils\ |
33 | Become real through psychic might\ |
34 | Satan's out of the job\ |
35 | -[[BlatantLies Oscar Wilde]] |
36 | |
37 | Got a humie here\ |
38 | How do I solve this problem\ |
39 | More Dakka of course!\ |
40 | -[[AxCrazy An Ork Warboss]] |
41 | |
42 | The world ends in flames\ |
43 | You say "the Apocalypse"\ |
44 | We call it "Tuesday"\ |
45 | - Ordo Malleus |
46 | |
47 | I don't get it boss\ |
48 | what da zog is a haiku\ |
49 | it don't sound orky\ |
50 | - Orkonymous |
51 | |
52 | Communists in space\ |
53 | Tau will triumph over all\ |
54 | For the greater good!\ |
55 | -Kainlarsen |
56 | |
57 | Kharn gets a new hat\ |
58 | Screams "I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR!"\ |
59 | Death and laughs ensue\ |
60 | -Kainlarsen |
61 | |
62 | Behold Abaddon\ |
63 | An incompetent fuckwit\ |
64 | Also, has no arms\ |
65 | -Kainlarsen |
66 | |
67 | On his golden throne\ |
68 | at the heart of the cosmos\ |
69 | sits a rotting corpse\ |
70 | - NAYRUthunder99 |
71 |
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