1 | Mom's an insane shrew\ |
2 | Dad's apathetic, mean kids-\ |
3 | Dysfunction is right! |
4 | |
5 | Manchild dad, mean mom\ |
6 | They're not the boss of them now\ |
7 | This family's screwed up. |
8 | |
9 | Don't piss off Lois\ |
10 | She's channeling Satan\ |
11 | Her wrath knows NO bounds |
12 | |
13 | Hal's kind, but cause he's\ |
14 | Inept, wild, and paranoid\ |
15 | Lois wears the pants |
16 | |
17 | Francis got kicked out\ |
18 | He was a tyrant at home\ |
19 | Now, he hates his mom |
20 | |
21 | Piama, his hot wife\ |
22 | But so scary to argue with\ |
23 | Look out for her fangs |
24 | |
25 | Reese, the delinquent\ |
26 | Hell of a mischief schemer\ |
27 | Yet a huge BookDumb |
28 | |
29 | Malcolm's a genius\ |
30 | But you'll want to strangle him\ |
31 | High-and-mighty ass |
32 | |
33 | Dewey, once a tyke\ |
34 | Til family life hit him hard\ |
35 | Now the OnlySaneMan |
36 | |
37 | Jamie, the fifth child\ |
38 | Parents are far too sex-crazed\ |
39 | To take precautions |
40 | |
41 | Ida, salty hag\ |
42 | Now down a leg and widowed\ |
43 | Abrasive woman |
44 | |
45 | Craig, so pathetic\ |
46 | A ButtMonkey; Loves Lois... But\ |
47 | UnrequitedLove |
48 | |
49 | DysfunctionJunction\ |
50 | Most of 'em need to be locked up\ |
51 | They're crazy as SHIT |
52 | |
53 | [[ChildProdigy Kid is called clever]]\ |
54 | Yet indulges in dumb schemes\ |
55 | Genius? Yeah right |
56 | |
57 | SmallNameBigEgo\ |
58 | Malcolm is so arrogant\ |
59 | But not really smart |
60 | |
61 | [[BigScrewedUpFamily Fucked-up family]]\ |
62 | Definitely get out now\ |
63 | Seriously, run |
64 | |
65 | Total CrapsackWorld\ |
66 | People always so awful\ |
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