Mom's an insane shrew
Dad's apathetic, mean kids-
Dysfunction is right!
Manchild dad, mean mom
They're not the boss of them now
This family's screwed up.
Don't piss off Lois
She's channeling Satan
Her wrath knows NO bounds
Hal's kind, but cause he's
Inept, wild, and paranoid
Lois wears the pants
Francis got kicked out
He was a tyrant at home
Now, he hates his mom
Piama, his hot wife
But so scary to argue with
Look out for her fangs
Reese, the delinquent
Hell of a mischief schemer
Yet a huge Book Dumb
Malcolm's a genius
But you'll want to strangle him
High-and-mighty ass
Dewey, once a tyke
Til family life hit him hard
Now the Only Sane Man
Jamie, the fifth child
Parents are far too sex-crazed
To take precautions
Ida, salty hag
Now down a leg and widowed
Abrasive woman
Craig, so pathetic
A Butt-Monkey; Loves Lois... But
Unrequited Love
Dysfunction Junction
Most of 'em need to be locked up
They're crazy as SHIT
Kid is called clever
Yet indulges in dumb schemes
Genius? Yeah right
Small Name, Big Ego
Malcolm is so arrogant
But not really smart
Fucked-up family
Definitely get out now
Seriously, run
Total Crapsack World
People always so awful
Bullies everywhere
