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1	!!Episode 1 - Pilot
2	* The oft-parodied reference to the Rangers receiving their powers for the first time.
3	-->'''Kim:''' ''Do we have to?''\
4	'''Zordon:''' ''[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH]].''
5	* Zack's reaction to Zordon's introduction.
6	-->'''Zack:''' ''This is an Elephant.''\
7	'''Zordon:''' ''No, it's a Mastodon. I said "dinosaurs".''\
8	'''Trini:''' ''Cats aren't dinosaurs.''\
9	'''Zordon:''' ''Look, these were the only giant robots I had.''\
10	'''Zack:''' ''And why am I the black one? You're racist.''
11	* The first morph:
12	-->'''Jason:''' ''[[LiteralMinded BELT BUCKLE]]!''
13
14	!!Episode 2 - Cancellation
15	* Scarab attacking with the Chicken Dance.
16	* The Rangers summoning the Megazord without explanation or extended summoning sequence.
17
18	!!Episode 3 - Gaining Manhood
19	* Alpha reacting to the Rangers' newly-instilled "attitude".
20	* Rita confronting the Rangers.
21	-->'''Rita:''' ''And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!''
22	* Tommy's entire first battle.
23
24	!!Episode 4 - The Abridged Mini-Series
25	* Dropping "The Circle of Life" in a surprising yet appropriate place.
26
27	!!Episode 5 - Wax Pathetic
28	* The morph call.
29	* The Monster-Matic waking Rita up.
30	-->'''Rita:''' ''What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!''
31	* The lines right after Peitouche zaps Trini with the yellow light.
32	-->'''Trini:''' ''What, focus? This ain't so bad... I guess! TO MEXICO!!!''\
33	'''Kim:''' ''That's definitely north!''
34	* Zordon commenting on a rampaging Peitouche.
35	-->'''Zordon:''' ''As you can see, Peitouche is having an invisible boxing match.''
36	* Baboo commenting on Jason's idiocy.
37	-->'''Baboo:''' ''Do they have reverse lobotomy procedures? That guy needs one bad!''
38
39	!!Episode 6 - A Myster?ous Occurrence
40	* The Rangers deliver a TakeThat to the added visuals of Disney's reversioning of the show:
41	--->'''Jason:''' Really...\
42	'''Trini:''' ...tacky...\
43	'''Billy:''' ...unnecessary...\
44	'''Kimberly:''' ...graphics!
45
46	!!Episode 7 - Jason David Frankenstein
47	* In the real episode, Creator/JasonDavidFrank doubled as the actor portraying Frankenstein's monster in the U.S. footage. Much of the humor in the episode stems from this.
48
49	!!Episode 8 - Let's Hear It for the Toy
50	* Any of Titanus' lines.
51	* Jason pointing out the difference with Tommy's shield in the footage:
52	-->'''Jason:''' Go put on your "real" shield, doofus!
53	* When Jason finds the Star Slingers:
54	-->'''Jason:''' All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "[[Series/KyoryuSentaiZyuranger Zyuranger]]" mean?
55	* From the original version, since taken down:
56	-->'''Rita:''' ''[pointing to the subtitles]'' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!\
57	'''Squatt:''' I thought they left in episode 3.
58
59	!!Episode 9 - Big Things & Little Packages
60	* After giving the Rangers their communicators back:
61	-->'''Rita:''' Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!
62	* Bulk and Skull trying to [[Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow do the Mario]].
63
64	!!Episode 10 - Chase Figure
65	-->'''Titanus:''' Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? [[LetsGetDangerous SERIOUS FACE IS ON!]]
66
67	!!Episode 11 - America's Natinal Pastime
68	* Rita's complaints about RPM's place in the timeline.
69	-->'''Rita:''' That's it! I'm tired of arguing when ''[[Series/PowerRangersRPM RPM]]'' takes place on Rangerboard!\
70	'''Goldar:''' My empress, we both know it's between ''[[Series/PowerRangersSPD SPD]]'' and ''[[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce Time Force]]''.\
71	'''Rita:''' But the apocalypse!
72
73	!!Episode 12 - The Rangers Lose a Member
74	* Goldar saying no one could be stupid enough to enter the Dark Dimension on their own... and then [[spoiler:Jason]] does.
75	** [[spoiler:Zack follows not long after.]]
76	->'''Titanus:''' ''[singing]'': It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! Sure looks strange to me! '''SO LET'S KILL THE BASTARD!'''
77
78	!!Episode 15 - Doppelgangbang
79	* The dialogue between the Rangers and their respective clones.
80
81	!![[BreatherEpisode Episode 15.5]] - Now with Recipes for Some Reason
82	* The entire thing talking about how most rangers wearing glasses are usually screwed over at one point, with Billy leaving Earth to marry a fish, [[Series/PowerRangersLostGalaxy Kendrix]] flat-out ''dying'', and [[Series/PowerRangersWildForce Danny]], who no one wants to be, not even Danny himself. They strangely skip over [[Series/PowerRangersNinjaStorm Cam]], who in one episode, turns into a giant bug.
83
84	!!Episode 19 - Testing One's Gourd
85	* During the commercial fadeout as the Rangers get the pumpkins stuck on their heads:
86	-->'''Jason:''' ''[camera fades out]'' Oh no, I can't see! ''[camera fades back in]'' Oh wait, it's better now.
87
88	!!Episode 20 - There's No 'U' in Winner
89	* Tommy and Ernie practicing football.
90
91	!!Episode 23 - From A to Zedd
92	* Lord Zedd arrives and proclaims that he will be far more successful than Rita and her disturbingly-vaginal monsters. His first creation? [[spoiler: The Deflowering Monster (Bloom of Doom), who appears strangely vaginal...]]
93
94	!!Episode 24 - Daytime Emmy Bait
95	* The Simian Censor doing his impressions of the Rangers.
96	* Jason getting him back:
97	-->'''Jason:''' I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of [[Series/TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]].\
98	'''The Simian Censor:''' Oh no, my influence is showing!
99
100	-->'''The Simian Censor:''' By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''.\
101	'''Jason:''' I thought you wanted to make it ''less'' gay!
102	* Trini trying to convince the team that the other Yellow Ranger is the Simian Censor.
103	--> '''Trini:''' Come on, would Zordon really hire ''two Yellow Rangers!?''\
104	'''Jason:''' Don't pin this on Zordon!\
105	'''Zack:''' True that, he can only do so much with what the ''Sentai'' season provides!
106
107	!!Episode 25 - Random Access Monster
108	* The crowners in this episode deal with the ridiculousness of the real episode's plot.
109	-->'''Zordon:''' "Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode."
110
111	-->'''Tommy:''' "I'LL SHOW YOU HOW EVIL I REALLY AM BY POINTING THIS STICK IN A MENACING FASHION... BUT NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WITH IT. BYE!"
112
113	!!Episode 26 - No Need to Fret
114	* Bulk and Skull trying to cosplay as Princess Peach and Bowser for E3.
115	* So much of Music/RonWasserman's dialogue.
116
117	!!Episode 28 - Magenta
118	* Jason incessantly calling out attacks in the Dark Dimension.
119
120	!!Episode 29 - The New Guy Sucks
121	* Adam takes over for the narrator. No one likes him.
122	* Much of the dialogue regarding Sauron's "background change attack".
123
124	!!Episode 33 - There's a Wedding in Here Somewhere
125	* Rita lampshading Zedd's softer demeanor,
126	-->'''Rita:''' Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer.
127	* The announcer getting fed up with Alpha's stalling.
128	-->'''Announcer:''' Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!
129	* The wedding and the subsequent reception.
130
131	!!Episode 36 - Grimdorks
132	* The entire episode is a pretty vicious takedown of [[WebVideo/PowerRangersBootlegUniverse a fan-film project]].
133	* Dex's attempts to remain serious in the midst of a children's show.
134	-->'''Dex:''' Uncontrollable fisting!
135
136	!!Episode 45 - Infiltrate
137	* The extended sequence in which the author walks to a psychiatrist to soothe his mental state. The doctor responds by [[spoiler: admitting he wasn't listening and immediately returning to his game of TabletopGame/TicTacToe.]]
138
139	!!Episode 47 - Severance Package
140	* After the battle is concluded, Ninjor begins to thank the Rangers… but then he realises that he freed himself from captivity and defeated the monster single-handedly.
141	-->'''Tommy:''' Quick! Run away while he’s confused.
142
143	!!Episode 48 - Prescience
144	* After the moon begins experiencing seismic activity thanks to Master Vile looking for the Orb of Doom:
145	-->'''Alpha:''' ...should we be concerned about all that seismic activity on the moon the scanners picked up?"\
146	'''Zordon:''' Why? We don't know anyone up on the mo-[[OhCrap OHHHH CRAP.]]
147	* After firing the Rangers, Zordon gives them their severance pay.
148	-->'''Billy:''' This is blank.\
149	'''Zordon:''' Exactly. Now get out.

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