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!!Episode 47 - Prescience

* The extended sequence in which the author walks to a psychiatrist to soothe his mental state. The doctor responds by [[spoiler: admitting he wasn't listening and immediately returning to his game of tic-tac-toe.]]

* The entire episode is a pretty vicious takedown of a fan-film project.

Episode 1 - Pilot

Episode 2 - Cancellation

Episode 3 - Gaining Manhood

Episode 4 - The Abridged Mini-Series

Episode 5 - Wax Pathetic

Episode 6 - A Myster?ous Occurrence

Episode 7 - Jason David Frankenstein

Episode 8 - Let's Hear It for the Toy

Episode 9 - Big Things & Little Packages

Episode 10 - Chase Figure

Episode 11 - America's Natinal Pastime

Episode 12 - The Rangers Lose a Member

Episode 15 - Doppelgangbang

[[BreatherEpisode Episode 15.5]] - Now with Recipes for Some Reason

Episode 19 - Testing One's Gourd

Episode 20 - There's No 'U' in Winner

Episode 23 - From A to Zedd

Episode 24 - Daytime Emmy Bait

Episode 25 - Random Access Monster

Episode 26 - No Need to Fret

Episode 28 - Magenta

Episode 29 - The New Guy Sucks

Episode 33 - There's a Wedding in Here Somewhere

Episode 36 - Grimdorks

Episode 45 - Infiltrate

Episode 47 - Prescience

* So much of Ron Wasserman's dialogue.

'''Zordon:''' Why? We don't know anyone up on the mo-[[OhCrap OHHHH CRAP.]]

* Zach's reaction to Zordon's introduction.
-->'''Zach:''' ''This is an Elephant.''\\

'''Zach:''' ''And why am I the black one? You're racist.''

* In the real episode, Jason David Frank doubled as the actor portraying Frankenstein's monster in the U.S. footage. Much of the humor in the episode stems from this.

-->'''The Simian Censor:''' By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like ''WesternAnimation/{{Teletubbies}}''.\\

--> '''Trini:''' Come on, would Zordon really hire ''two Yellow Rangers!?''
--> '''Jason:''' Don't pin this on Zordon!
--> '''Zack:''' True that, he can only do so much with what the ''Sentai'' season provides!

-->'''Kim:''' ''Do we have to?''
-->'''Zordon:''' ''[[BigShutUp YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH]].''

-->'''Zach''' ''This is an Elephant.
-->'''Zordon''' ''No, it's a Mastodon. I said "dinosaurs''.
-->'''Trini''' ''Cats aren't dinosaurs''
-->'''Zordon''' ''Look, these were the only giant robots I had''
-->'''Zach''' ''And why am I the black one? Yo racist.''

* Dropping "Circle of Life" in a surprising yet appropriate place.

-->'''Trini:''' ''What, focus? This ain't so bad.....I guess! TO MEXICO!!!''
-->'''Kim:''' ''That's definitely north!''

-->'''Jason:''' Go put on your ''real'' shield, doofus!

* Goldar saying no one could be stupid enough to enter the Dark Dimension on their own ... and then [[spoiler:Jason]] does.
->[[spoiler:Zack follows not long after.]]
-->'''Titanus:''' ''[singing]'': "It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! Sure looks strange to me! '''SO LET'S KILL THE BASTARD!'''"

**

-->'''Tommy:''' "I'LL SHOW YOU HOW EVIL I REALLY AM BY POINTING THIS STICK IN A MENACING FASHION ... BUT NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WITH IT. BYE!"

-->'''Rita:''' "Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer."

-->'''Announcer:''' "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"

* Dex's attempt to remain serious in the midst of a children's show.
-->'''Dex:''' "Uncontrollable fisting!"

Episode 48 - Prescience

-->'''Alpha:''' "...should we be concerned about all that seismic activity on the moon the scanners picked up?"
-->'''Zordon:''' "Why? We don't know anyone up on the mo-[[OhCrap OHHHH CRAP.]]"

* The extended sequence in which the author walks to a psychiatrist to soothe his mental state. The doctor responds by [[spoiler: admitting he wasn't listening and immediately returning to his game of tic-tac-toe.]]

* Bulk and Skull trying to [[SuperMarioBrosSuperShow do the Mario]].

The crowners in this episode deal with the ridiculousness of the real episode's plot.

* As the Rangers receive their powers:

-->'''Dex:''' "Uncontrollable fisting!"

-->'''Jason:''' I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of [[TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]].\\

* Danny's bit.

* Dax's attempt to remain serious in the midst of a children's show.
-->'''Dax:''' "Uncontrollable fisting!"

* '''Zordon:''' "Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode."
* '''Haggis the Horrible:''' "I'll show you how evil I really am by pointing this stick in a menacing fashion... but not actually doing anything with it. Bye!"

* '''Rita:''' "Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer."
* '''Announcer:''' "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"

* '''Dax:''' "Uncontrollable fisting!"

* The wedding and the subsequent reception.

-->'''The Simian Censor:''' By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like ''{{Teletubbies}}''.\\

-->'''Jason:''' All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "{{Zyuranger}}" mean?

'''Goldar:''' My empress, we both know it's between ''[[PowerRangersSPD SPD]]'' and ''[[PowerRangersTimeForce Time Force]]''.\\

* Zordon's exposition.
-->Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode.
* Haggis the Horrible's ineffective taunts:
-->I'll show you how evil I really am by pointing this stick in a menacing fashion... but not actually doing anything with it. Bye!

*
-->'''Rita:'''Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer.
* "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"

Episode 3 - Gaining Manhood:
--->'''Rita:''' And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!

* The Monster-Matic waking Rita up:
--->'''Rita:''' What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!
* Zordon commenting on a rampaging Peitouche:
--->"As you can see, Peitouche is having an invisible boxing match."

--->'''Jason:''' Go put on your ''real'' shield, doofus!

--->'''Jason:''' All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "{{Zyuranger}}" mean?

--->'''Rita:''' ''[pointing to the subtitles]'' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!\\

--->'''Rita:''' Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!

--->'''Titanus:''' Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? [[LetsGetDangerous SERIOUS FACE IS ON!]]

--->'''Rita:''' That's it! I'm tired of arguing when ''[[Series/PowerRangersRPM RPM]]'' takes place on Rangerboard!\\

--->'''Titanus:''' ''[singing]'': "It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! Sure looks strange to me! '''SO LET'S KILL THE BASTARD!'''"

--->'''Jason:''' ''[camera fades out]'' Oh no, I can't see! ''[camera fades back in]'' Oh wait, it's better now.

--->'''Jason:''' I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of [[TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]].\\

--->'''The Simian Censor:''' By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like ''{{Teletubbies}}''.\\

---> '''Trini:''' Come on, would Zordon really hire ''two Yellow Rangers!?''
---> '''Jason:''' Don't pin this on Zordon!
---> '''Zack:''' True that, he can only do so much with what the ''Sentai'' season provides!

--->Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode.

--->I'll show you how evil I really am by pointing this stick in a menacing fashion... but not actually doing anything with it. Bye!

--->'''Rita:'''Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer.
* "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"