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| 12 | [[folder:Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] |
| 13 | !!'''Subspace Emissary''' |
| 14 | !!!Episode 1 |
| 15 | * At the end of the very first match — an [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]]/[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] double Kirby on Mario CurbStompBattle — Emile gets his mitts on a bumper and throws it straight down, knocking Jon right off the edge of the stadium. Emile then gently floats down, hits the bumper, and is flung off the side himself, all in SlowMotion. |
| 16 | -->'''[[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]]:''' Super Kirby massacre! |
| 17 | * Emile calls his cat, "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah Boi]]". |
| 18 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "He had stickers in his underpants!"]] |
| 19 | * Emile and Jon 'wombo combo'-ing Mario. |
| 20 | * This hilarious exchange after the first match: |
| 21 | -->'''Emile:''' And with that [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny PILLARS]]!!\ |
| 22 | '''Tim:''' And we cut to… pillars.\ |
| 23 | '''Emile:''' God this place is just so dark and dank, ''[at the same time Pit's name appears]'' this place is the [[{{Pun}} pits]].\ |
| 24 | '''Jon and Tim:''' ''[both groan at the same time]'' So nice, you had to say it twice, right?\ |
| 25 | '''Emile:''' I know! Hey, you rhymed! You made a pun yourself!\ |
| 26 | '''Jon:''' Rhyming is not a pun.\ |
| 27 | '''Emile:''' It is in my book. ''[Tim starts laughing]''\ |
| 28 | '''Jon:''' You have a really weird book.\ |
| 29 | '''Emile:''' I don't read!\ |
| 30 | '''Jon:''' I know! That's why it's a weird book! I'm assuming it's drawn in crayons, and has one of those pop-up things... |
| 31 | ** Emile's puns and joke about being unable to read ''right when Pit shows up'' also counts as HilariousInHindsight when you realize ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'' came out a few months later. |
| 32 | * Emile admits that he always thought Palutena was pronounced "pollute-ina." The guys decide that Pollute-ina sounds like a ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'' villain. |
| 33 | |
| 34 | !!!Episode 2 |
| 35 | * At the very start, Emile ends up making yet another {{pun}}: |
| 36 | -->'''Emile:''' So, we're going to be starting off here on the Sea of Clouds. Told you we'd be 'seeing' you guys-\ |
| 37 | '''Jon:''' No. Don't you ''dare''.\ |
| 38 | '''Tim:''' ''[groans]''\ |
| 39 | '''Emile:''' ''[As Zelda and Kirby are travelling over the clouds]'' Jon, you need to get your head out of the clouds.\ |
| 40 | '''Jon:''' ''[groans]'' They just keep getting worse. Where's- I need to throw something at you now... |
| 41 | ** It gets better when one remembers how the first episode ended. |
| 42 | --->'''Emile:''' Join us next week when we tackle, ze Sea of Clouds. [[{{Pun}} ''Sea'' you guys then!]]\ |
| 43 | '''Jon:''' No.\ |
| 44 | '''Tim:''' Nooo.\ |
| 45 | '''Jon:''' ''Nooooo.''\ |
| 46 | '''Tim:''' ''[[OverlyLongGag Nooooooo!]]''\ |
| 47 | '''Jon:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm leaving now.]] ''[end of episode]'' |
| 48 | ** Later on, Jon makes a "just hanging around" joke while hanging off a ledge, and gets hit right away. |
| 49 | --->'''Emile:''' You see?! When you make bad puns, you just get [[StealthPun punished]]! |
| 50 | * Extremely early into episode 2, the guys [[WikiWalk somehow]] start talking about how royalty works, when the original topic of discussion was the character select screen. It's because Tim choose to play Zelda because he wanted to be the prettiest princess, and then Emile asked if that would make Josh the prince, since Tim was his wife in the "Meet LetsPlay/JoshJepson" song that he's still obsessed with, and... yeah. |
| 51 | * Their rule for giving everyone a chance to play is to switch off whenever they reach a selection screen. The reason it's funny is because there are times where the entirety of one of their sessions was running forward until they hit a {{Cutscene}}. |
| 52 | * Jon does find a way to kill Emile: [[ItMakesSenseInContext break blocks beneath him when he's player 1 to drop him to his death]]. |
| 53 | ** And later, while he's not playing, Emile keeps rooting for Jon to enter the wrong door and fall into a lava pit so he and Tim can take damage. And whenever they ''do'' fall into the pit, it's a moment of funny in and of itself. |
| 54 | *** Any time the guys walk into the [[KillItWithFire the room with the floor on fire]]. They do so about [[RuleOfThree three times]]. |
| 55 | * Emile and Jon during a battle with loads of Mites: |
| 56 | -->'''Jon:''' Ha ha, maniacal laughter...\ |
| 57 | '''Emile:''' Oh God, we have Mites.\ |
| 58 | '''Jon:''' VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}! It's Pikmin!\ |
| 59 | '''Emile:''' Attack the portal! ATTACK THE PORTAL!\ |
| 60 | '''Jon:''' I'm busy, attacking [[BuffySpeak not-the-portal]]!\ |
| 61 | '''Emile:''' HAAAAAAH! ''[destroys the portal]'' HAAAAA-boom. I made the portal go boom. |
| 62 | * At 10:15, Jon has fun with the cannons, while [[OnlySaneMan Tim]] just stands off to the side, waiting. |
| 63 | * Pretty much the entirety of the Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong level. |
| 64 | * During one section, some text pops onscreen to say "No commentary for a few seconds" as the commentary cuts out temporarily. A while later, with no explanation, the text appears again, even though there's still commentary going on. |
| 65 | |
| 66 | !!!Episode 3 |
| 67 | * During the start of episode 3: |
| 68 | -->'''Tim''': "[[TemptingFate Could this get any worse?]]"\ |
| 69 | ''[Primids appear]''\ |
| 70 | '''Jon''': "And then it does."\ |
| 71 | '''Tim''': "We need someone like..."\ |
| 72 | ''[[[ImplacableMan Pig King Statue]] appears]'' |
| 73 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext Emile tries to make out with polo shirts.]] |
| 74 | * While outrunning Porky[[note]]known as "Pokey" in the USA[[/note]], Emile decides to annoy Jon: |
| 75 | -->'''Emile''': "We're really outrunning him, so you know what? MOVE FASTER POKEY!"\ |
| 76 | '''Jon''': "I WILL PUNCH YOU! PAUSE THE GAME SO I CAN PUNCH YOU!" |
| 77 | * Defeating Porky results in a slow-motion shot of Lucas (Emile) being launched away. As Jon says, "[[CallBack To space!]]" |
| 78 | * Emile names one of the Bytans Joe, and then when he [[DontExplainTheJoke explains the joke]], the pun is so bad it completely stops the commentary. Joe Biden. |
| 79 | * Jon singing the "[[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Rap]]" by Music/VanillaIce while playing as [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Squirtle.]] |
| 80 | * Emile taking the opportunity to get in "DOH, I MISSED!" at the best possible moment -- just as Wario appears and misses Ness with his Dark Gun. |
| 81 | ** [[https://youtu.be/EuilAziIqcU "He's locked on, he's firin'... D'OH I MISSED!"]] |
| 82 | |
| 83 | !!!Episode 4 |
| 84 | * The BeigeProse opening of Episode 4. |
| 85 | * Emile and Tim backtracking to get a Stock Ball... and Tim immediately dying. |
| 86 | * [[{{Dissimile}} "Speaking of Majora's Mask, here's Twilight Princess."]] |
| 87 | * During the fourth episode, they get their turn order mixed up again, and captions note that Tim ''should'' be playing that round. When they see that it's Yoshi's debut, Jon then hands Tim his controller so he can play, ironically and unknowingly fixing the order in the process. |
| 88 | ** Doubles somewhat as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}. |
| 89 | ** Gets even better in the next episode, when the turn order just gets ''totally freaking screwed over'' by their mistake. |
| 90 | ** And when they figure this out, they end up having to let Tim play 9 turns in a row to sort it all out. |
| 91 | * After Tim misheard "Venture" as "Vengeance", Jon had this insight to offer: |
| 92 | -->'''Jon:''' "You know what? If I think vengeance, [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter I don't think Yoshi]]." |
| 93 | * Emile jokingly calls himself a suicide bomber and then [[TemptingFate gets blown up]] [[LaserGuidedKarma by a Bob-omb.]] |
| 94 | |
| 95 | !!!Episode 5 |
| 96 | * The gratuitous {{fanservice}} shot of Zero Suit Samus descending from an air vent: |
| 97 | -->'''Jon''': "That's the most scandalous--"\ |
| 98 | '''Emile''': "Rated T for Teen!"\ |
| 99 | '''Jon''': "[[FridgeBrilliance That's probably actually what got [the game] a T-rating]], to be honest." |
| 100 | * At one point, Emile and Jon are too busy arguing to notice that Tim died three times in a row. It's not until they see the game over screen that they realize what just happened. |
| 101 | * "I want a bow that shoots bows!" |
| 102 | * Tim singing Jon's "I am an asshole" song. [[{{Irony}} He's supposed to be the nice one!]] |
| 103 | * The return of the fake aliases "Pedro Martinez III Esq." and "Thomas Jefferson". |
| 104 | |
| 105 | !!!Episode 6 |
| 106 | * The episode starts off with Emile hurting his foot while getting into position. |
| 107 | * A bit of an IronicEcho: at one point, after Tim gets two game overs in a row and starts sounding dejected, Emile tries to sound "caring" and says "Are you okay?" in a voice that Jon (and possibly Tim) perceives as mocking. Later on: |
| 108 | -->'''Emile''': "You're going to ''pay!''"\ |
| 109 | '''Tim''': ''[mocking voice]'' "Are you okay?" |
| 110 | ** Even better is that Emile doesn't realize it's an IronicEcho and only thinks of it as a rhyme. |
| 111 | * There was a moment in the last cutscene of episode 6. Bowser shows up to take one of Dedede's (character) statues and TRG wonder who he was there for. |
| 112 | --> '''Emile''': "Guess who Bowser's here for! I'll give you a hint, [[CaptainObvious it's not]] [[ButtMonkey Luigi]]." |
| 113 | ** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint A moment later, they decide that Bowser must be after]] Ness. |
| 114 | * Jon's impersonations of Squirtle were a quick chuckle. His impersonation of Squirtle with a Super Mushroom was a laughing riot. |
| 115 | |
| 116 | !!!Episode 7 |
| 117 | * The entirety of the intro to Episode 7, which includes the guys introducing themselves as characters from ''Series/HomeImprovement'' to the Wii '''crashing''' on them. The fact that they're recording at Jon's house instead of a hotel for once, so they can be as loud as they want, doesn't hurt either. |
| 118 | ** The ''Home Improvement'' opening is made even funnier by how Tim doesn't get the reference and goes OffTheRails into a completely different parody, as well as Jon having a very noticeable voice crack while saying "I don't think that's how ''Home Improvement'' went." |
| 119 | ** Best part about the crash: [[FailedASpotCheck it takes them around 30 seconds to notice it.]] They manage to go on a tangent about ''VideoGame/{{Back to the Future|1989}}'' of all things, all with the droning crash noise in the background. |
| 120 | ** "WE'RE SMARTER THAN A WII!" |
| 121 | * The ending with Jon as Creator/BillyMays pitching Silly Putty. |
| 122 | -->'''Jon:''' "So...this has been... Billy Mays."\ |
| 123 | '''Emile:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' "[[CaptainObvious You're not Billy Mays.]]"\ |
| 124 | '''Tim:''' "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Helllllllloooooooooo, yeah, that's right!]]"\ |
| 125 | '''Jon:''' "Billy Mays here for Silly Putty!"\ |
| 126 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 127 | '''Emile:''' "''Mighty'' Putty!"\ |
| 128 | '''Jon:''' "I keep doing that!" |
| 129 | * Somehow, Emile and Tim end up using up nearly all their lives in the span of a few seconds. |
| 130 | * Emile telling Tim to grab the hammer before Charizard does in the battle against the latter. Charizard does get the hammer... and then promptly ends up falling off the stage. |
| 131 | ** Emile and Jon sound so similar that it might have been either of them. It's such a [[DeadpanSnarker dry observation]] that it makes the actual sight of Charizard wielding the hammer look that much more ridiculous. |
| 132 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[nonchalantly]'' "Someone should grab that hammer before Charizard does." |
| 133 | * The CallBack where part of the (in)famous "[[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons Meet]] LetsPlay/JoshJepson" song was sung again. |
| 134 | ** Made even ''funnier'' when it's [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]] singing the "Tim, his wife!" part, since he had such a negative reaction to it at first. |
| 135 | * "Say hello to my nipple knives." |
| 136 | * The entire 'go be Canadian somewhere else' exchange (with Tim on Jon's side). |
| 137 | ** "Like in Canada? Where we ''are right now?!''" |
| 138 | ** "I'M IN ENEMY TERRITORY!" |
| 139 | * There was also Jon commenting on one of their (many) failures over the course of Subspace: |
| 140 | -->'''Jon:''' "Since we're explaining things we got wrong in the first place... we know how to fight Greaps. [[SelfDeprecation We're just stupid.]]" |
| 141 | |
| 142 | !!!Episode 8 |
| 143 | * Episode eight's intro, with a particularly jerkish but true TakeThat from Emile. |
| 144 | -->'''Tim''': "I'm Dumb. This is Dumber, and over on my left is Dumbest."\ |
| 145 | '''Emile''': "WHY AM I DUMBEST?"\ |
| 146 | '''Jon''': "I'm rolling with this!"\ |
| 147 | '''Emile''': "Clearly, I'm not the dumbest if I've managed a channel that's gotten further than both of yours combined."\ |
| 148 | '''Tim''': "OHH!"\ |
| 149 | '''Jon''': "Once again, as I've stated in the past, what a douche!" |
| 150 | * During the battle with Galleom, Emile began shouting attack names for each move the monster did. |
| 151 | ** "FALL ON FACE!" |
| 152 | * Everyone's reactions to how Jon somehow survived the first battle against Galleom despite being hit by almost every attack used by the boss. |
| 153 | * The group's reaction to Charizard pretty much One-Hit [=KOing=] Galleom in the second battle with a single move. |
| 154 | * The ''entirity'' of the scene where Emile and Tim kept dying on the elevators. |
| 155 | |
| 156 | !!!Episode 9 |
| 157 | * When [[VideoGame/MetroidPrime Ridley]] appears in episode 9, what does [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] say? |
| 158 | -->[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]''': "Hey guys! It's Ridley and I've [[LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}} stopped falling!]]" |
| 159 | * Emile says that Zero Suit Samus's name is technically inaccurate, as she's actually wearing a suit. Jon replies to this with "It's not a ''birthday'' suit." Emile brings up that it's Jon's birthday. |
| 160 | -->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]''': "''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!''" |
| 161 | * Emile's ''[[OhCrap reaction]]'' to the stage they will be doing next time when he realizes what happens at the beginning of the stage. [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]'s reaction makes it even better. |
| 162 | |
| 163 | !!!Episode 10 |
| 164 | * Fun with VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}! (OK, more like fun with [[NeverLiveItDown Steve]], but...) |
| 165 | ** When ROB flings the Pikmin off of him, Emile yells "NO, STE-"...and then denies it. |
| 166 | ** "HE KILLED EVERYONE BUT THE JOKE!" |
| 167 | ** Jon cheerfully re-enacts a conversation between Olimar and Steve while Emile (fake) sobs in the background. |
| 168 | ** Emile ''reeeeeeally'' doesn't want to play as Steve. Jon is enjoying this way too much. (Maybe because he can't actually kill Emile in this game, and this is his way of getting revenge?) |
| 169 | -->'''Jon:''' ('''Emile''': "'''NO!'''") "YES! So," ("'''No!'''") "so I've got both controllers in my hands right now, cause I'm not letting Chugga touch--" ("'''No! No no!'''") "--it just yet, and I ''believe'' it's Chugga and Tim..." ("'''Give me that... NO!'''") "and Chugga is player 1," ("'''Give me...'''") "so he is playing as Olimar." ("'''No, why?! No...'''") "So Tim, who would you like to be?" |
| 170 | ** Emile throwing Pikmin off the stage while yelling "DIE! DIE! DIE!" |
| 171 | -->'''Jon:''' "You're starting to scare me, actually."\ |
| 172 | '''Emile:''' "''Starting'' to?" |
| 173 | * Jon as Captain Falcon. |
| 174 | -->''CAP! TAIN! FAL! CON!'' |
| 175 | ** "Falcon's nipples, they are very prone to explosions, it is very messy. Captain Falcon apologizes in advance." |
| 176 | ** "MAJESTIC!" |
| 177 | * Tim made an epic recovery while playing Captain Falcon... ''without actually knowing he was playing as him''. |
| 178 | * "I "meta" game? Like what, at a club?" |
| 179 | * [[Franchise/StarWars Emile's midichlorians were off the scale,]] [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic and he might fulfill that prophecy~]] |
| 180 | * "That was funny, whatever it was." |
| 181 | * Anytime Nana gets killed in the stage, especially Jon's reactions to it. |
| 182 | * The Glices frankly epic combo abilities in The Glacial Peak. |
| 183 | ** And then they do it again in The Great Maze! |
| 184 | |
| 185 | !!!Episode 11 |
| 186 | * Emile finally uses a Smart Bomb correctly... only for an enemy to knock him into its explosion anyway. |
| 187 | * "WE'RE MONKEYS!" |
| 188 | -->'''Jon:''' "You two doin' okay in here...?"\ |
| 189 | '''Emile:''' "We're monkeys!"\ |
| 190 | '''Jon:''' "I-" ''[beat]'' "I know." |
| 191 | * Tim and Emile are fighting the false princesses and throw a Deku Nut, but they accidentally end up only stunning themselves with it. |
| 192 | * Jon [[FridgeBrilliance realizes]] that since they're in his house, he can kick Emile and Tim (mainly Emile) out whenever he wants. He's overwhelmed in awe. |
| 193 | ** So awed, in fact, that for awhile the only thing you hear him say is: |
| 194 | -->'''Jon:''' "I can kick you out of my house! ''I''- I can kick you out of my house! Oh man!" ''[reverently]'' "I can kick you out of my house..." |
| 195 | * The guys discuss [[VideoGame/NintendoWars Hawke]]'s sticker and Emile asks if his first name was Mike. Mike Hawke. Figure out why that's funny. But wait, there's more. After that, Emile and Jon simultaneously [[BrickJoke kick Emile]] (yes, Emile actually helped Jon with this) [[BrickJoke out of Jon's house]], leaving Jon and Tim alone to sign off for that episode. |
| 196 | * More [[{{Pun}} puns]] from Emile after Snake (Tim) gets a mushroom: |
| 197 | -->'''Tim:''' "I can't fit through the door..."\ |
| 198 | '''Emile:''' "It's Anaconda!"\ |
| 199 | '''Jon:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' "[[FlatWhat Really?]]" |
| 200 | * Yet another Emile pun, but Jon sees this one coming a mile away. |
| 201 | -->'''Jon:''' "How dare you talk over Creator/DavidHayter!"\ |
| 202 | '''Emile:''' "I guess that makes me a..."\ |
| 203 | '''Jon:''' "No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"\ |
| 204 | '''Emile:''' "...HATER!"\ |
| 205 | '''Jon:''' "AUGH! I knew you were gonna say it immediately." |
| 206 | |
| 207 | !!!Episode 12 |
| 208 | * Emile's return. Jon and Tim introduce themselves and start wondering if they're missing someone. Then: |
| 209 | -->''[knocking at the door]''\ |
| 210 | '''Jon''': "OH JEEZ, I LEFT HIM OUTSIDE!"\ |
| 211 | '''Tim''': "Oh no!"\ |
| 212 | '''Jon''': "Dude, dude!" ''[opens the door]'' "I... Jeez, are you okay?"\ |
| 213 | '''Emile''': "Next time you leave me out there, move faster, Pokey!"\ |
| 214 | '''Jon''': "Oh you... you're going back outside, now!"\ |
| 215 | '''Emile''': "[[OffscreenInertia For another week?!]]"\ |
| 216 | '''Jon''': "I unlock the door and everything, and this how I get treated!" |
| 217 | * Duon. It takes Tim and Jon ''[[EpicFail six tries]]'' to defeat it. |
| 218 | ** Here are some of the highlights from the Duon battles: |
| 219 | -->'''Jon:''' "[[TemptingFate And I hope that I don't di-]]" ''[dies]'' "-iie. Because that's our last life."\ |
| 220 | '''Emile:''' "You still have Falco."\ |
| 221 | '''Jon:''' ''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent [as Tim is launched into the background]]]'' "Yeah, but now if Tim dies--" ''[notices Tim dying]'' "--like that."\ |
| 222 | '''Emile:''' "Pffff. Brilliant! [[GenreSavvy Every time we mentioned something going bad, it did.]] When will we ever learn?"\ |
| 223 | ...\ |
| 224 | '''Emile:''' "You're pitiful! You're pitiful!"\ |
| 225 | '''Jon:''' "Thank you, [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Al.]]"\ |
| 226 | '''Tim:''' "It's truuue!"\ |
| 227 | ...\ |
| 228 | '''Jon:''' ''[dead serious]'' "Tim? [[RememberedICouldFly We have guns.]]" |
| 229 | * An unfortunate yet hilarious moment of battle choreography: against a group of sword-wielding Primids, Emile (Pikachu) comes across a smart bomb and a green shell. His approach knocks the shell at an enemy, who hits it back with its sword, which knocks Emile into another enemy, who knocks him off the stage. The shell also hits the Smart Bomb, which sets it off, catching multiple Primids and Tim (Samus) in it, which ends up killing Tim. No one in the group could work out what just happened, how many lives were lost in the confusion, or whether or not Emile [[RunningGag improperly used another smart bomb]]. |
| 230 | * After discussing ''VideoGame/Superman64'': |
| 231 | -->'''Emile (to Jon)''': "Dude, this [episode] could come out a year from now and you would not be that far [into your LP of Superman 64]."\ |
| 232 | '''Jon''': "Well fuck you, too!" |
| 233 | ** [[HilariousInHindsight He was right.]] |
| 234 | * Jon pointing out that an upcoming segment of the game will feature the return of Captain Falcon, meaning the return of Olimar and "Steve" as well. Emile is horrified at this, especially when Jon points out that Emile's next turn would have him playing that segment. |
| 235 | * Jon's unexpected BigWhat when Emile mentions he doesn't like the [[https://youtu.be/d3gLNomXwlw music]] currently playing. |
| 236 | -->'''Emile:''' "I never liked this song that much."\ |
| 237 | '''Jon:''' ''WHAT''? I love this song!"\ |
| 238 | '''Emile:''' "It... sounds like [[TemptingFate someone]] [[ToiletHumor farting.]]"\ |
| 239 | '''Jon:''' "It's called jazz music."\ |
| 240 | '''Tim:''' ''[At the same time as Jon]'' "You know, ''[[CatchPhrase in the bathroom]]''!"\ |
| 241 | '''Emile:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (Laughs)]] "'''''Tim!'''''" |
| 242 | * Tim singing "In the bathroom" in an effeminate, vaguely English accent. "Een the b-ah-throom!" |
| 243 | -->'''Jon:''' "In the b-ah-throom?" |
| 244 | * Some time after discussing Fox and Falco crashing their Arwings (right before the infamous Duon battle), we're treated to this exchange: |
| 245 | -->'''Emile:''' "And robot Dialga is like... Siamese twins with robot Palkia."\ |
| 246 | '''Jon:''' Oh, ''there's'' Falco. He just felt like showing up."\ |
| 247 | '''Emile:''' "He just jumped out of the plane again."\ |
| 248 | '''Jon:''' ''[Chokes back laughter]'' "He just -- I hope those things have autopilot, otherwise..." |
| 249 | * Emile trying to take a stab at Jon's update schedule for the second time in two minutes: |
| 250 | -->'''Emile:''' "You know what, no 'move faster, Pokey'. Your letting me back in the door and remembering me was like your upload schedule."\ |
| 251 | '''Jon:''' "Was that actually supposed to be funny?"\ |
| 252 | '''Emile:''' "Maybe~"\ |
| 253 | '''Jon:''' "That means no, right?" ''[Tim stutters]'' Tim has nothing to say on the subject!"\ |
| 254 | '''Tim:''' "I don't know -- [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can't believe]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext there's a vegetable...]]" |
| 255 | * Emile pointing out Jon's borderline psychopathic tendencies... and Jon doing nothing to dispel the image. |
| 256 | -->'''Emile:''' "You blew his head off with a missile!"\ |
| 257 | '''Jon:''' "He didn't need it." |
| 258 | * The commentary on Sheik. |
| 259 | -->'''Jon (probably):''' "She's my dream man!" |
| 260 | * The entire ending on episode 12. The guys just seem so awed by the epic fail of the Duon fight, you can hear it in the way they're talking. |
| 261 | -->'''Emile:''' "Dude, we need to give them at least ''some'' content."\ |
| 262 | '''Jon:''' "That ''was'' content! Just not very good!" |
| 263 | ** |
| 264 | -->'''Tim:''' I... I-I-I... zoned out."\ |
| 265 | '''Jon:''' "Stop the video now." |
| 266 | |
| 267 | !!!Episode 13 |
| 268 | * The Steve abuse continues on in Episode 13. '''"Someone grab his controller!"''' |
| 269 | * More Captain Falcon moments from Jon: |
| 270 | ** Captain Falcon is BATMAN! |
| 271 | ** "YES CAPTAIN FALCON! BENCH PRESS THAT ROB!" |
| 272 | ** "Captain Falcon is parallel parking." |
| 273 | ** Jon praying that Meta Ridley gives him a chance to Falcon Punch him. Meta Ridley grabs the side of the Falcon Flyer and starts dragging it down while shooting fireballs. Jon, seeing his chance, yells "I LOVE YOU RIDLEY!" and makes his move... Only to get hit by a fireball and killed. |
| 274 | * In episode 13, Jon and Tim are picking their characters for a stage, and Tim chooses Fox. |
| 275 | -->'''Jon''': "So I've got two of my favourite characters, and you've got… two… I guess… do you like Fox?"\ |
| 276 | '''Tim''': "Yeah, I love him! [[ThatCameOutWrong …Well, not like that…]]" |
| 277 | * Tim singing about Subspace to the tune of the Forest Maze music from Mario RPG. [[https://youtu.be/EJ5Bd3t1wEo&t=25m18s Then:]] |
| 278 | -->'''Tim''': ''[still in tune]'' "We will be here for a very long time…" ''[{{Beat}}]'' "I have nothing with that that would rhyme…"\ |
| 279 | '''Emile''': ''[also in tune]'' "[[CallBack What do you mean we did badly on time?]]"\ |
| 280 | '''Tim and Jon''': ''[laughter]'' |
| 281 | * While Jon is carrying a bomb, an enemy appears behind him, and he on reflex throws it at the enemy. The enemy was a Metal Primid. Metal Primids reflect projectiles. See if you can guess what happened. |
| 282 | * At the end of episode 13, Emile proclaims he is [[CallBack going outside again.]] Jon and Tim don't believe him, until he ''actually leaves again''. They are dumbfounded until: |
| 283 | -->'''Tim''': "...Now hiring: Spot for LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys!"\ |
| 284 | '''Jon''': "Send your resumés to-" ''[episode cuts off]'' |
| 285 | * They joke about Diddy's banana throwing animation and talk about him being high class while using ridiculous voices. |
| 286 | * Ganondorf getting married to Master Hand. |
| 287 | |
| 288 | !!!Episode 14 |
| 289 | * Luigi's EpicFail in Episode 14: |
| 290 | -->'''Jon:''' "Save your brother."\ |
| 291 | '''Emile:''' ''[while doing so]'' "I don't wanna save my brother, then I might actually get to be the main charac''terr—''" ''[falls to death]'' |
| 292 | ** As he dies, Ness visibly {{Facepalm}}s. |
| 293 | |
| 294 | !!!Episode 15 |
| 295 | * Later in the episode, it becomes obvious that Tim is having a heck of a time with the game. Highlights include: |
| 296 | -->'''Emile:''' "So we have to get to a save point or you have to get a game over if you want Jon back."\ |
| 297 | '''Jon:''' "So what you're saying is, I'm gonna be here awhile."\ |
| 298 | '''Emile:''' "Uh… well… he can die pretty quick."\ |
| 299 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 300 | '''Jon:''' "I was trying to be nice."\ |
| 301 | ''[Later]''\ |
| 302 | '''Emile:''' "I'm actually amazed! He didn't die on the way to the save — that sounded really…" |
| 303 | ** Tim on the elevators: |
| 304 | --->'''Emile:''' "Go down. Go down." ''[Tim walks away]'' "''Tim''. Okay, fine."\ |
| 305 | '''Jon:''' "''Go in the ELEVATOR!''" ''[Tim walks through a door]'' "''TIM.''" |
| 306 | ** An unintentional ShoutOut [[https://youtu.be/vOBnwTH5-gk&t=1936s to the NSMBW]] LetsPlay: |
| 307 | --->'''Tim:''' "Byyyye guuuuys!"\ |
| 308 | '''Jon:''' "'''''TIM!'''''"\ |
| 309 | '''Emile:''' "Ti—" ''[Bursts out laughing]'' "I'm loving this so much!" |
| 310 | ** The guys realize what the episode consists of: |
| 311 | --->'''Jon:''' "Yea— aww damnit, Tim! I should stop yelling at Tim. I feel really bad."\ |
| 312 | '''Emile:''' "That's like all this video's been. It's just like '''''TIIIIIM!'''''" |
| 313 | ** The elevators (and Tim) continue to foil Jon's plans. |
| 314 | --->'''Jon:''' "Elevat-TOR. Tim, get in the elevator." ''[He does so.]'' "Go ''up''." ''[He does so.]'' "Yes." ''[Tim sends the elevator down.]'' "That's down, Tim. I wish I could control the elevator! Boy, howdy!"\ |
| 315 | '''Emile:''' "Go back to the elevator." ''[Tim gets in the elevator with Jon... and goes up. Emile laughs.]'' "Ti-i-''im''!" |
| 316 | ** But the best is, perhaps, the fact that the only thing Tim says in his defense is: |
| 317 | --->'''Tim:''' "Yay!" |
| 318 | * Jon as Captain Falcon hitting an enemy repeatedly with a fan. |
| 319 | -->'''Jon:''' "Captain Falcon is your biggest fan. Captain Falcon is not above making bad jokes!" |
| 320 | * You don't even need to look further than the intro for the first one of episode 15. First the guys decide that Tim is his own wife and then they start singing the Captain Planet theme. Sort of. |
| 321 | -->'''Emile:''' "Gonna take pollution down to zero! Go to hell and… I don't know the rest of the words."\ |
| 322 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 323 | '''Jon:''' "'Go to hell'? That is ''not'' in the Captain Planet theme! What is ''with'' you?" |
| 324 | * Jon walking right into Tim's hands: |
| 325 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[In his 'Captain Falcon' voice]'' "Captain Falcon has returned! I'm sorry, I had to go use the washroom. It takes awhile to—"\ |
| 326 | '''Tim:''' "''In the washroom!''" |
| 327 | * In the process of fighting Kirby, Jon proves Freud right and Emile makes things worse. |
| 328 | -->'''Jon:''' "Captain Falcon has tripped! Doing a seductive pose for you, Kirby!"\ |
| 329 | '''Emile:''' "You threw paper at him and he died..."\ |
| 330 | '''Jon:''' "Why is the taunt button so sticky!?" ''[Tim laughs]'' "What did you guys do to this controller!?"\ |
| 331 | '''Emile:''' (Quietly) "In ''bed''." |
| 332 | * [[https://youtu.be/vOBnwTH5-gk&t=1191s Emile's insane giggle.]] |
| 333 | * Emile turning the tables on Jon: |
| 334 | -->'''Jon:''' "Captain Falcon is back but not being controlled by Captain Falcon."\ |
| 335 | '''Emile:''' "You are ''so'' dumb." |
| 336 | * When Dark Yoshi appears: "SO UNHAPPY." |
| 337 | * In the Skyworld part of the Great Maze, Tim is playing as Lucas and is struggling to make a jump. Eventually he hands the controller to Emile, who completes the jump successfully. Tim takes control again...and promptly falls off and has to do the jump again. |
| 338 | * Episode 15 also features the group having a rematch with Duon. Emile and Tim manage to get it down to just a sliver of health on their first attempt, but it lives up to the trouble it gave them in their original fight with it by killing Tim (who was player 1 at the time) right as Emile was about to finish it off. |
| 339 | ** After reloading from the previous game-over, Emile somehow manages to land on top of Duon as if it were a platform. He spends the next few seconds simply standing there smacking it with a paper fan before it manages to shake him off. |
| 340 | * Emile feels it necessary to scream "[[CovertPervert COME!]]" after defeating Cyber-Snake (Emile was playing as Meta Knight, who says "come" as one of his taunts). |
| 341 | * There's also the episode's ending, which combines hopelessness and continued trolling. |
| 342 | -->'''Emile:''' ''[Trying to wrap things up]'' "So, this has been..."\ |
| 343 | '''Jon:''' "A train wreck. It has been a train wreck. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY."\ |
| 344 | '''Emile:''' "This has been a train wreck with the chuggatrain."\ |
| 345 | '''Jon:''' "The truggachain?"\ |
| 346 | '''Emile:''' "Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-trainwreck!" ''[{{Beat}}]'' "OH MY GOD. WE WEREN'T RECORDING ANY OF THAT?" |
| 347 | |
| 348 | !!!Episode 16 |
| 349 | * The opening to episode 16. |
| 350 | -->''[Someone claps]''\ |
| 351 | '''Jon''': "That was a weak clap."\ |
| 352 | '''Tim''': "Sometimes that happens. The palm just hits the wrong way."\ |
| 353 | '''Emile''': "Weak claps, a good omen for things to come."\ |
| 354 | '''Jon''': "Uhhhhhhm..."\ |
| 355 | '''Emile''': "OOOH! I didn't realize what I just-"\ |
| 356 | '''Jon''': "Go in the door, now!" |
| 357 | * Episode 16 also sees the creation of Cyber Steve. |
| 358 | -->'''Jon''': "Come with me if you want to live. But you must get there by sunset." |
| 359 | ** In a meta example, Jon gets home the same day it was uploaded and ''already'' there were a ton of fan pics. |
| 360 | * CAPTAIN GANONDORF. |
| 361 | ** Emile points out the hostered weapons some characters never use, such as Ganondorf's sword and Captain Falcon and Snake's handguns. |
| 362 | -->'''Jon''': ''[in Captain Falcon voice]'' "Captain Falcon [[GunsAreWorthless doesn't need a gun]], and [[HyperspaceArsenal Snake has, like, thirty other weapons]]." |
| 363 | * Jon's reaction to Cyber Captain Falcon is to speak in a robot voice as [[ThirdPersonPerson Captain Falcon]]. |
| 364 | ** "Show me your Robo-Moves!" |
| 365 | * While battling Cyber Pikachu, Jon gets killed and then Cyber Pikachu ''taunts him''. |
| 366 | ** Pretty much every instance of the Cyber Pikachu fight. Watching Emile and Jon being pwned by a little rat = Priceless. |
| 367 | * While attempting to climb a jungle area full of mines, Tim fails horribly. |
| 368 | -->''[All the while, Emile is laughing in the background:]]'\ |
| 369 | '''Jon''': "Watch out-" ''[Tim hits a mine]'' "-for the mines. Watch out for those mines too!" ''[Tim hits another mine]'' "There we go."\ |
| 370 | '''Tim''': "Just gonna hit every single one on the way up..."\ |
| 371 | '''Jon''': "Okay, lemme shoot this one. Or use your lightning bolt. Up-B."\ |
| 372 | '''Tim''': "Oh yeah." ''[Jumps into the mines]''\ |
| 373 | '''Jon''': "THAT'S NOT UP-B!" |
| 374 | * The rotation comes back and bites the guys in the collective ass: |
| 375 | -->'''Jon:''' "Lucas went right-- ''why are you going left?''"\ |
| 376 | '''Emile:''' "T-Tim? Tim? ''Tim!''"\ |
| 377 | '''Jon:''' ''[to Emile]'' "It's you, you idiot! You're Peach!" |
| 378 | * Episode 16 also features an impressive (and hilarious) number of [[CallBack Call Backs]]: |
| 379 | -->'''Jon:''' "We have to go up."\ |
| 380 | '''Emile:''' "Uh... Tim does not do well with up."\ |
| 381 | ''[Later]''\ |
| 382 | '''Jon:''' "I don't trust [Tim] with doors anymore, man!" |
| 383 | ** There's also this lengthy conversation on jackassery: |
| 384 | --->'''Tim:''' "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext --and you're a jackass!]]"\ |
| 385 | '''Emile:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' "I am?"\ |
| 386 | '''Jon:''' "Congratulations!"\ |
| 387 | '''Emile:''' "Achievement unlocked! Jackassery!"\ |
| 388 | '''Jon:''' "I don't think that's really an achievement."\ |
| 389 | '''Emile:''' "Well for you it is."\ |
| 390 | '''Jon:''' "[[ButForMeItWasTuesday That's normal for me.]]"\ |
| 391 | '''Emile:''' "It's normal for you to be a jacka-- [[LateToThePunchline oh]], I guess in these recordings that makes sense."\ |
| 392 | '''Jon:''' "According to the internet, I am an asshole."\ |
| 393 | '''Emile and Tim:''' ''[singing]'' "I am an asshole, I am an asshole! I am ''such'' an asshole!" |
| 394 | ** During the rematch with normal Ridley, after Jon questions how Slowbeef and Diabetus can keep up their Ridley voice, Emile attempts to imitate the voice himself. |
| 395 | --->'''Emile:''' ''[trying to imitate Diabetus' Ridley voice]'' "OIHM RIDLEY!"\ |
| 396 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 397 | '''Jon:''' "Wow! I... don't know what to classify that as."\ |
| 398 | ''[Tim moans as his character is knocked off screen]''\ |
| 399 | '''Jon:''' "Charizard killed itself in response." |
| 400 | ** Jon and Emile feel a certain catchphrase is getting a little stale: |
| 401 | --->'''Jon:''' "We've already used Yoshi. Numerous times."\ |
| 402 | '''Tim:''' "Yoshi! ''So happy!''"\ |
| 403 | ''[Emile and Jon groan]''\ |
| 404 | '''Emile:''' "We couldn't just... not say it?" |
| 405 | |
| 406 | !!!Episode 17 |
| 407 | * Episode 17 consisted of nothing ''but'' nods. It doesn't even take two minutes for it to start. |
| 408 | ** The start of the epidemic: |
| 409 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[singsong]'' "Down, down, down. Down Tim, please. There's going to be gas."\ |
| 410 | ''[Emile starts saying something suspiciously like 'In']''\ |
| 411 | '''Tim:''' "Ya know, in the bathroom!"\ |
| 412 | '''Emile:''' ''[Laughs]'' "I ''knew'' that was coming! [[StealthPun I]] ''[[StealthPun felt]]'' [[StealthPun it coming!]]" |
| 413 | ** A detour to Delfino: |
| 414 | --->'''Jon:''' "I guess you just have to go ''higher'' up."\ |
| 415 | '''Emile:''' ''[not paying attention to the game]'' "Higher! Higher! I'm a Chuckst—!" ''[He flies offscreen]''\ |
| 416 | '''Jon:''' "Speaking of Chucksters, you got chucked off the screen." |
| 417 | ** Emile and Tim cave: |
| 418 | --->'''Jon:''' "Yeah, so basically to the left of where the gold box was."\ |
| 419 | ''[Silence]''\ |
| 420 | '''Jon:''' "No, because we could have just paused and looked at the map and—"\ |
| 421 | ''Emile:''' ''[slowly]'' "To the le…"\ |
| 422 | '''Tim:''' "To ze left."\ |
| 423 | '''Emile:''' "[[BlatantLies I wasn't gonna say it]] though, Tim said it. Can't blame that on me. Tim said it, not me!" |
| 424 | ** More jokes at Tim's expense: |
| 425 | --->'''Jon:''' "Good counter, whoever that was… Tim."\ |
| 426 | '''Emile:''' "That was Tim. Considering his run with the ladders—"\ |
| 427 | '''Jon:''' "You ''did'' [[ContinuityNod know you were Marth this time]], right?" |
| 428 | ** An AccidentalInnuendo that goes to a familiar place: |
| 429 | --->'''Jon:''' "Are you ''punching Tim''?"\ |
| 430 | '''Emile:''' "No! I wasn't punching him!"\ |
| 431 | '''Tim:''' "His arm just happened to be [[AccidentalInnuendo moving in a certain, like, back and forth--]]"\ |
| 432 | '''Emile:''' "Umm..."\ |
| 433 | '''Jon:''' "That's it. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Make it sound worse than it actually was.]]"\ |
| 434 | '''Emile:''' "Saying my arm is moving back and forth in a rhythm. Yeah."\ |
| 435 | '''Tim:''' "[[ThatCameOutWrong Oh!]]"\ |
| 436 | '''Jon:''' "Bow chicka bow wow!"\ |
| 437 | '''Emile:''' "With ''Tim''?"\ |
| 438 | '''Tim:''' "[[ContinuityNod His wife!]]"\ |
| 439 | '''Emile:''' "Aaaaahhhhhh!"\ |
| 440 | '''Jon:''' "[[BigYes YES!]] Yes!" |
| 441 | ** Emile's fascination with mushrooms backfires: |
| 442 | --->'''Emile:''' "I want the mushroom! I wanna eat the mushroom! I wanna--"\ |
| 443 | '''Jon:''' "You ''would'' want to eat the mushroom..." |
| 444 | *** For added hilarity, it was a poison mushroom that directly led to Olimar's death. He probably shouldn't have eaten that mushroom. [[note]]Have I said 'mushroom' enough tonight?[[/note]] |
| 445 | ** Emile makes the mistake of saying 'troop' in front of Jon: |
| 446 | --->'''Jon:''' "I'm impressed, actually."\ |
| 447 | '''Emile:''' "I went through an army of Floows and beat Cyber Peach. ''No deaths''. I- I trooped through that." (Beat) "[[OhCrap No. No no no!]]"\ |
| 448 | '''Jon:''' "You trooped through this?"\ |
| 449 | '''Emile:''' "No! No! No!"\ |
| 450 | '''Jon:''' "To Olimar! So you're picking Olimar, right?"\ |
| 451 | '''Emile:''' "Screw. You. So. Hard." ''[Picks Olimar]''\ |
| 452 | '''Jon:''' ''[mumbling]'' "And he did it anyway..." |
| 453 | ** After they pick Wario as their wild card: |
| 454 | --->'''Emile:''' "[[ThatCameOutWrong I love the German fat man.]]"\ |
| 455 | ''[beat]''\ |
| 456 | '''Emile:''' "NO! I didn't mean it like that!" |
| 457 | *** After a few remarks from Jon and one remark from Tim, Emile finally counters with, "Hey! At least I didn't call one of the other Runaway Guys 'gorgeous' publicly." Cue Tim groaning loudly. |
| 458 | ** Jon seizes an opportunity: |
| 459 | --->'''Jon:''' "Usually your stuff is non-sequitur to me."\ |
| 460 | ''[Emile drives Wario offscreen and dies]''\ |
| 461 | '''Jon:''' "Well then. [[VideoGame/MarioParty I think you missed.]]" |
| 462 | ** More mushroom humor: |
| 463 | --->'''Jon:''' "Remember, don't stab the chickens."\ |
| 464 | '''Emile:''' ''[Lightly]'' "As long as you don't eat the mushroom." |
| 465 | * The Indiana Jones singalong. Followed shortly by: |
| 466 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[along with the theme music]'' "Jump out right now, or you'll die--" ''[Tim fails to take this advice, killing Fox off and nearly killing Marth. Emile laughs maniacally. Jon is still in tune]'' "And we did die because we missed the stupid jump. Let's go in the door~" |
| 467 | ** The best part may be that you can hear Tim singing "On the toilet seat!" just before the incident. |
| 468 | * Speaking of 'Tim, his wife'... |
| 469 | -->'''Jon:''' "There goes Nana."\ |
| 470 | '''Emile:''' "I lost my wife! I'm gonna have to marry a new woman at the end of this area."\ |
| 471 | '''Tim:''' "That's why I'm here."\ |
| 472 | ''[Later, as Emile (solo) enters a door]''\ |
| 473 | '''Jon:''' "Well, you get Nana back, right?"\ |
| 474 | '''Emile:''' "No! [[ItMakesSenseInContext I wasn't able to find a woman within ten seconds!]]"\ |
| 475 | ''[Peach hits him into the air]''\ |
| 476 | '''Jon:''' "You found a woman but she's kicking your ass." |
| 477 | * Jon taking reverse psychology to its logical extreme. |
| 478 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[as they're switching off]'' "It is me and you, but since there's only one character... hold onto this controller and do nothing with it."\ |
| 479 | '''Emile:''' "Don't shove it up your ass."\ |
| 480 | '''Jon:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Yes, that is exactly what I was going to do. How dare you take that option away from me.]]"\ |
| 481 | ''[Emile laughs and Tim groans]'' |
| 482 | * Emile lampshading the (copious) HoYay. |
| 483 | -->'''Emile:''' "Hey, at least I didn't call one of the other Runaway Guys 'gorgeous' ''publicly''."\ |
| 484 | '''Jon:''' "Dun da-dun dun."\ |
| 485 | '''Tim:''' ''[groans]'' "Touche."\ |
| 486 | '''Jon:''' "He actually saw that."\ |
| 487 | '''Emile:''' "E-yup." |
| 488 | * Jon and Emile continue their crusade against the Great Maze. |
| 489 | -->'''Jon:''' (As Tim and Emile are repeatedly getting frozen) "Really? I'm, like, getting deja vu."\ |
| 490 | '''Emile:''' "That's the idea of the Great Maze. You get to relive all the great memories you had of this annoying enemy configuration the first time."\ |
| 491 | '''Jon:''' "Remember that time you got stuck and died constantly? Well here you go again." |
| 492 | * Then, there's this little gem... |
| 493 | -->'''Emile:''' "Tim is Zelda."\ |
| 494 | '''Tim:''' "I wish." |
| 495 | * Emile comments on the SceneryPorn of the game by singing [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "Circle of Life"]]...really badly. Jon says that The Lion King is ruined for him. |
| 496 | |
| 497 | !!!Episode 18 (Story Finale) |
| 498 | * The guys's brains are broken when Tim enters as Yoshi and ''instantly'' has 184 damage, ''without coming in contact with anything that can deal damage.'' |
| 499 | ** "184 is the real meaning of life." |
| 500 | * Jon and Tim both die...''about 30 seconds after exiting a save point room.'' |
| 501 | * Jon, as Lucas, manages to use a Smart Bomb to kill Rayquaza. Emile is visibly irritated by the fact that Jon was able to use a Smart Bomb correctly [[{{Irony}} as Emile's best character]]. |
| 502 | -->'''Emile:''' "So -- so you did the smart bomb right with ''my'' best character..."\ |
| 503 | '''Jon:''' "Hahaha, the irony!"\ |
| 504 | '''Emile:''' "Now I ''really'' have to prove myself." (Beat) "Well, I kinda did."\ |
| 505 | '''Jon:''' "[[SarcasmMode Yeah,]] 'cause you hit ''nothing''."\ |
| 506 | '''Emile:''' "[[DiggingYourselfDeeper I hit Tim...]]" |
| 507 | ** On a related note, there's Emile's last chance at using a smart bomb. |
| 508 | -->'''Emile:''' [Notices and picks up a smart bomb] "Oh baby!"\ |
| 509 | '''Jon:''' "What'd you get? Oh! This is your chance! Show us your moves!"\ |
| 510 | ''[Emile throws the bomb, misses Tabuu, and immediately gets killed]'' |
| 511 | * During the battle with Cyber Ike, Ike seems to fall off the stage and kill himself, only to Aether up to safety just in time. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Meanwhile, on the other side of the stage, Yoshi (Tim) kills himself instead.]] |
| 512 | * "[[AccidentalInnuendo I'm playing]] [[ThatCameOutWrong with my snake.]]" |
| 513 | * Anytime Emile rolls into the spikes. |
| 514 | * Garth Brooks and Martha Stewart. |
| 515 | * Jon is playing as Lucas and Tim as Captain Falcon: |
| 516 | -->'''Jon''': "I feel weird not being Captain Falcon right now, not gonna lie..."\ |
| 517 | '''Emile''': "You're not doing the voice enough."\ |
| 518 | (Captain Falcon dies)\ |
| 519 | '''Jon''': "Falcon agrees with me! He's like, 'He's right. I should probably just kill myself.'" |
| 520 | * The final battle: Tabuu hits Emile with an instant kill right as Jon (as Yoshi), lands the final blow, freezing Emile in a death animation but leaving him alive and floating in place. |
| 521 | * Jon's reaction to forgetting Ike for the final battle, especially when he's not in the still in the end credits where it shows everyone standing side by side. He begins acting like Ike is dead and spends the rest of the episode talking about him. |
| 522 | -->'''Jon:''' "Lo-look, Ike is not in that cutscene."\ |
| 523 | '''Emile:''' "Cause we never saved..." *Cracks up*\ |
| 524 | '''Jon:''' "Ike is dead! You guys are '''dicks'''!"\ |
| 525 | '''Emile:''' "He will never fight for his friends again."\ |
| 526 | '''Jon:''' "Ike, I'm so sorry!"\ |
| 527 | '''Tim:''' "We were awesome!"\ |
| 528 | '''Jon:''' "But we killed Ike!" |
| 529 | * When Emile finishes playing a game in which a sympathetic character lost their life over the course of the game, he will somberly remind us. He did so for the robots of the floating island. Cue Jon saying, in his usual exasperated tone, "Well that's depressing!" |
| 530 | * During the final cutscene, Tim gets distracted and delivers this superb NonSequitur: |
| 531 | -->'''Tim:''' (out of nowhere) "Haha! I didn't think I got that rupee! Hahahaha!" |
| 532 | * After the credits, as Tim hmms and haws over whether or not they're going to show the extra characters, Emile demonstrates his short attention-span and ability to take things the wrong way: |
| 533 | -->'''Emile:''' "You said 'we', 'screw' and 'together' so many times in that sentence."\ |
| 534 | '''Tim:''' "[[FlatWhat Wow.]]" |
| 535 | * The return of the [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} monkey]] hug -- with extra [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun dinosaur]] for good measure. |
| 536 | -->'''Tim:''' (Reading the translation of Brawl's main theme) "'Now that person stands at my side'. If only we had a camera!"\ |
| 537 | '''Jon:''' "[[TemptingFate As they hug each other.]]"\ |
| 538 | '''Emile:''' "GroupHug!"\ |
| 539 | '''Jon:''' "No''oo''! [[CallBack Arrrgh, not again!]]" |
| 540 | * And, of course, there's the fact that the thing that saved the guys in the very end -- the only reason they didn't get screwed over by Tabuu -- was Yoshi. ''So happy!'' |
| 541 | -->'''Jon:''' "Yoshi was the winner after all..." |
| 542 | |
| 543 | !!!Bonus Episode |
| 544 | * The first time Tim has to fight Jigglypuff. Well, it ended badly. As in ''Tim died four seconds after the match started''. |
| 545 | ** Jon's response is to throw his controller down and ''leave the house'' before coming back in a few seconds later to tell Tim he hates him. |
| 546 | --->'''Emile''': (right after Jon leaves) "[[CallBack I guess he really did]] [[HilariousInHindsight go be Canadian somewhere else.]]" |
| 547 | ** Jon was so emotionally drained by the end of it he started speaking in monotone. |
| 548 | ** The moments right before the first time Tim fought Jigglypuff were even funnier. |
| 549 | ** They die ''ten times'' when trying to get back to the door leading to Jigglypuff. |
| 550 | *** Not to mention the gong show (as Jon put it), where they kept getting launched further and further away from the door they needed to go to in order to reach Jigglypuff. All this before the four-second match.[[note]]To clarify: there were barrels over water. To get back to the door, they had to swim over. To avoid drowing on the way, they had to jump out at regular intervals ''without'' jumping back into a barrel.[[/note]] |
| 551 | *** Solely because of being Tim's partner in the Bonus Episode, Jon's most common death cause was Mega Diddy. |
| 552 | *** Tim died playing as the Ice Climbers... because Nana got on a ledge and Popo didn't. Another time, Tim spawns as the Ice Climbers, and kills himself '''by walking off stage'''. |
| 553 | * Some moments before the second time Tim fought Jigglypuff were hilarious as well. |
| 554 | ** Tim and Jon are readying themselves for the Dark Diddy fight and Emile said "Get ready". They enter and Dark Diddy ''kills them instantly.'' Jon's reaction? |
| 555 | --->'''Jon:''' "Get ready, my ass!" |
| 556 | * According to the final totals, the wins were spread around somewhat evenly between Emile and Jon, with Tim only winning "least healed". As for the losses, ''Tim "won" every single one of them''. Except for "most healed", which went to Emile. |
| 557 | * After one of the first of many losses in the bonus episode, while scrolling through the received stickers: |
| 558 | -->'''Emile''': "Ike!"\ |
| 559 | '''Jon''': "Don't rub it in..."\ |
| 560 | '''Emile''': "I'll rub whatever I- [[ThatCameOutWrong NEVER MIND]]." |
| 561 | * Captain Falcon is a pirate. |
| 562 | * Jon winning against Toon Link. Both are blown off the screen. Jon won because Toon Link flew off a second before him. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. |
| 563 | * The guys notice that Wolf is giving the players (and viewers, in this case) the finger. |
| 564 | * Emile grabs a hammer right infront of a breakable wall, as the screen is scrolling. The hammer breaks, and Emile is forced to swing a stick at the wall. Tim had to come to his rescue. |
| 565 | -->'''Emile''': "I'M WAVING A STICK HERE!!!" |
| 566 | * After Tim ''finally'' beats Jigglypuff, Emile says he was half-hoping Tim would lose again so he could watch him and Jon fail have a hard time getting back there. Tim proceeds to give this surprisingly snarky comment: |
| 567 | --> '''Tim''': (to Jon) "You're gonna go back to hating ''him'' now, right?" [[note]]Previously, after Tim's first failed attempt, Jon stated he "really hates [Tim] right now".[[/note]] |
| 568 | |
| 569 | !!!Unsorted |
| 570 | * Anytime Emile yells "[X]'s got a gun!" |
| 571 | -->"Monkey's got a trophy!"\ |
| 572 | "Monkey's got a gun and he refuses to take his medication!"\ |
| 573 | "The monkey doesn't have a gun anymore. But he still refuses to take his medication!" |
| 574 | * Any time Emile blows up a Smart Bomb. '''''Any time.''''' |
| 575 | * A couple of times, one of the guys will be Player 1 and fall off a ledge, only to realize that Player 1 can't teleport (or "bubble") like Player 2 can. |
| 576 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kWXj3ceFChc&t=678s Any time Jon]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kWXj3ceFChc&t=768s gets a hammer.]] |
| 577 | * The guys's reactions to the weird stage layouts for the Cyber battles. |
| 578 | * Whenever Emile sees a Poppant enemy, he exclaims, "He's havin' a party in his pants!" |
| 579 | |
| 580 | !!Versus: |
| 581 | * Jon didn't take being the loser of the first match well. |
| 582 | -->''[Emile, as Lucas, swings a bat at Jon, who is Ike]''\ |
| 583 | '''Jon''': "No, no!"\ |
| 584 | '''Emile''': "Yes!"\ |
| 585 | '''Jon''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck!]]" |
| 586 | * Emile asked Jon if they should tell everyone what they would do next, but Jon's too hung up on trying to beat Emile. |
| 587 | -->'''Jon:''' "A rematch." |
| 588 | * Near the beginning of the second round, after Tim accidentally kills himself: |
| 589 | -->'''Tim''': "Oh, there we go. [[SelfDeprecation That's more like my usual playing style.]]"\ |
| 590 | '''Jon''': "Wow, I didn't want the rematch to make you feel bad about yourself! [[VitriolicBestBuds I just don't want Emile to win is all!]]"\ |
| 591 | '''Emile''': "[[ImStandingRightHere Oh, thanks!]]"\ |
| 592 | '''Jon''': "I want to lower ''your'' self-esteem, apparently."\ |
| 593 | '''Emile''': "[[SarcasmMode Because I didn't get enough of that in high school.]]"\ |
| 594 | '''Jon''': "[[EvenEvilHasStandards Okay, let's not go there...]]" |
| 595 | * Jon nearly escapes the giant fish, [[YankTheDogsChain only to be blown up by a Party Ball right where he lands.]] |
| 596 | [[/folder]] |
| 597 | |
| 598 | [[folder:Castle Crashers]] |
| 599 | * When [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]] was first introduced, he was labeled as [[CallBack 4 v2.0]]. |
| 600 | * As Jon is playing as AnIcePerson, he introduces himself with a quote from [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Mr Freeze]]...but gets it wrong. |
| 601 | -->'''Jon:''' "What killed the ice age?--Oh my God, I got it wrong!"\ |
| 602 | '''Emile:''' "'What killed the ice age? The dinosaurs!'" |
| 603 | * The ending of Part 1. |
| 604 | -->'''Jon''' ''(to Emile)''''':''' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Still sad I didn't cut off your head, though...]]"\ |
| 605 | '''Emile:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you too!]]" |
| 606 | * At the end of the first episode, Emile gives Jon twenty Canadian dollars as thanks for buying the DLC of the game ahead of time. Jon happily takes it and says that the DLC was actually just three dollars. |
| 607 | * '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "BROCCOLI!!!!"]]''' |
| 608 | * In episode 2, much like in ''VideoGame/KirbysReturnToDreamLand'', [[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Josh]] manages to be the ButtMonkey ''without even being there'', as Jake [[BlatantLies denies knowing him or having done collabs with him]]. |
| 609 | * Tim reworks a {{Catchphrase}}: "[[https://youtu.be/s2YKBJbytvg?t=3m10s IN THE FOREST!]]" |
| 610 | * After the 'Josh[=/=]Jake being [[YouAreNumberSix Number Four]]' thing is brought up again, the Guys discuss what numbering the three regular Guys should have, and Jake points out that Tim ''must'' be [[ToiletHumour Number Two]]. |
| 611 | * At the start of episode 3, the Guys fight a four-way battle royale. Jake is knocked out early and decides to commentate on the three regular Guys' fight. As he is known for BuffySpeak, this gets...interesting. |
| 612 | ** Emile and Jon [[SeinfeldianConversation arguing about the definition of 'ego' and 'hubris']]. And just when you think Jake's managed to distract them from it with the game, they start back up again. |
| 613 | * Tim nonchalantly stealing the King's horse at the start of episode 4. |
| 614 | * In episode 5, Emile and Jake realise they are both members of the "kicked out of Jon's house during an LP" club. |
| 615 | ** They also get into a brief discussion over whether Jake's inclusion would count, since it wasn't exactly Jon's house he was kicked out of, but, in Emile's words, "a place he generally resides in." |
| 616 | --->'''Jon:''' "Mmm, yeah, that's true, I'm not always there."\ |
| 617 | '''Emile:''' "See, there's thought behind my words! ... sometimes." |
| 618 | ** The RunningGag that Jake keeps getting lightsabers that he doesn't want. |
| 619 | ** At the end, Jon mispronounces the word hyperbole as "hyper-bowl". Emile corrects him, then the Guys wonder what the Hyperbowl would be, deciding that it's whatever comes after the UsefulNotes/SuperBowl. Of course, this then leads to Jon bringing up [[CallBack Chris Redfield's football career]]. |
| 620 | * In episode 6, Emile accidentally calls Jake "[[AccidentalMisnaming Stephen]]", then makes a reference to Steve the Trooper, surprising ''himself'' by broaching the subject. |
| 621 | ** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You heard it here first, kids - necrophilia is appropriate]]". |
| 622 | ** Emile's attempt at [[https://youtu.be/2MsxEVt8E5I?t=7m20s imitating a football whistle]], resulting in a bizarre noise, causes Jon and Jake to [[{{Corpsing}} corpse with laughter]], and Jon asks the fans to dub it over clips of serious moments from football games. |
| 623 | * In episode 8, when the guys reach the ship level, Tim starts singing the theme from ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean''. Emile joins in in his [[HollywoodToneDeaf usual style]], prompting Jake to say: |
| 624 | -->'''Jake:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Ladies and gentlemen, "Pirates of the Caribbean", in the key of F for effort.]]" |
| 625 | ** Jake talks about how a friend called Josh had his photo on a Smokey the Bear "Only you can prevent forest fires" spoof poster, then accidentally calls Jon 'Josh'. Jon retorts that ''he'' can prevent forest fires, and [[NoodleIncident there hasn't been a forest fire in his house since five years ago!]] |
| 626 | * The other Guys' astounded reaction to Tim having so many hitpoints in episode 11. |
| 627 | * Emile calls himself a horse. [[note]]Specifically an alicorn Emile. Possibly a reference to the season 3 finale of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.[[/note]] |
| 628 | * Jake's reaction to the Gorgon boss. |
| 629 | -->'''[[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]]:''' "Her hair is made out of snakes! It's like [[VideoGame/RaymanOrigins the best]] [[CallBack and the]] [[VideoGame/{{Battletoads}} worst]] things, all rolled together!" |
| 630 | * While discussing [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]]'s departure for a Japanese university during the last [[PlayerVersusPlayer PvP]] battle, the others grow concerned that Jake would die during the next Franchise/{{Godzilla}} attack. Then Emile asks him to get Creator/BillyMays's "undead autograph." Which glows in the dark and is legal in at least a few states. |
| 631 | ** From that same episode, Emile's reaction to Jon leveling up in the middle of the last [=PvP=] fight. |
| 632 | [[/folder]] |
| 633 | |
| 634 | [[folder:[=WarioWare=], Inc.: Mega Party Game$!]] |
| 635 | * ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext THE MOON IS MINE!]] '''[[LargeHam WHO'S THE REAL LOSER HERE NOW?!]]''''' |
| 636 | * In episode 5, all three Guys keep getting the 'insert a cartridge into a Platform/GameBoy' minigame, and for a while Tim is the only one who gets it right. Jon says he's going to go home and practice putting cartridges into his Game Boy in RealLife just to make sure he can still do it. |
| 637 | * Many of the challenges the Guys have to do while playing microgames in 'Listen to the Doctor' mode in episode 6, especially: |
| 638 | ** Tim gets 'talk to yourself', which as Emile points out is basically just Let's Playing; |
| 639 | ** Jon gets 'sit like a girl'; |
| 640 | ** [[http://youtu.be/A8ggSgR1grI?t=4m44s Jon gets 'tell a big fat lie'...]] |
| 641 | --->'''Jon (LargeHam voice):''' "I LOVE CHUGGAACONROY, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD, WE GET ALONG SO WELL, AND NONE OF THE FANFICTION ONLINE BOTHERS ME AT ALL." |
| 642 | ** Emile gets 'mumbling', and accidentally whispers instead. |
| 643 | ** At the end of the episode, Emile points out the last game they're playing is All for One: |
| 644 | --->'''Emile:''' "This game requires us all to work together."\ |
| 645 | '''Jon:''' "...we are already screwed." |
| 646 | * Emile decides to end off the finale (episode 7) by having all three of them pass around a controller to play a rope jump challenge. It goes on ridiculously long, and after Jon uses weaponised TemptingFate as before, Emile himself is the one who breaks the winning streak. |
| 647 | [[/folder]] |
| 648 | |
| 649 | [[folder:Sonic Adventure]] |
| 650 | * Running Gags: |
| 651 | ** The general roles the guys have in the [=LPs=] get reversed for this one. Normally Tim messes up while Emile goofs off, leaving Jon the one who actually focused on beating the game. Here, though, Emile is prone to making mistakes and dying, Jon is more focused on messing around as much as possible, and Tim is the one focused on beating the game. |
| 652 | ** The fact that Jon is basically playing through the game as if he's streaming. |
| 653 | ** Nearly every teaser image for each video's thumbnail features one of the Sonic characters making a ridiculous facial expression. |
| 654 | * Episode 1: Ridiculous Relay: |
| 655 | ** Emile begins the LP by losing lives. Before they even started ''the first stage''. The ones of most important note were... |
| 656 | *** Losing to [[WarmUpBoss Chaos Zero]] on the first hit! |
| 657 | *** And then drowning in the pool (although this death was intentional, the humor comes from Jon and Tim's [[FlatWhat incredulous reactions]] that it's even possible). |
| 658 | *** And then after all that, Emile manages to run into ''the first enemy in the game''. Good start. |
| 659 | * Episode 2: One City at a Time: |
| 660 | ** At the end of the episode, Jon takes over as Sonic and starts spin dashing behind an NPC to make him do some squats. When he lets go, Sonic shoots off and suddenly [[GoodBadBugs starts moonwalking]]. |
| 661 | * Episode 3: Hedgehog's Best Friend: |
| 662 | ** The entirety of the episode has Jon controlling Sonic and running around with a mannequin. The sight of Sonic sitting on top of a driven car while carrying a mannequin over his head the entire time is as funny as it sounds. |
| 663 | ** The description is quite accurate. |
| 664 | --->'''Description''': We give the control to Jon and immediately regret it... |
| 665 | * Episode 4: Proton and Gamble: |
| 666 | ** Once Jon actually ''does'' play a level, he ends up in the sewer and wonders where Tails went. Cue Tails dropping in. Literally. And then he slowly slides down a slope while trying to walk up it. |
| 667 | ** In a meta sense, Jon [[VideoGame/{{Superman64}} flies through rings]]. |
| 668 | ** Jon finishes the level and just after Sonic poses, Tails drops down right in front of him. |
| 669 | ** At the end of the episode, when Emile takes control, he shows off [[GoodBadBugs stopping the door on the train from closing using the ice key]]. |
| 670 | * Episode 5: Cracking Knuckles: |
| 671 | ** Midway through the episode, Emile manages to get the camera stuck ''outside the map.''. |
| 672 | ** Jon's explanation of why Chaos is actually helping Eggman at first. |
| 673 | --->'''Jon''': "Like, if you had a pet cat, and you kept feeding it treats, it would probably keep coming to you and doing [[{{Metaphorgotten}} stuff that you want it to do.]]"\ |
| 674 | '''Emile''': "[[EvilIsNotAToy But then, when the cat is super massive and can take over the world, it won't listen to you anymore.]]"\ |
| 675 | '''Jon''': "Yeah. And then, it's like 'Oh, wait, I can just buy treats? I can just do that myself. I mean, I can destroy this treat factory and get as many treats as I want.'" |
| 676 | * Episode 7: Chao Chaos: |
| 677 | ** Jon gets the employee card stuck near an NPC, meaning he's unable to pick it up until it respawns where it was obtained. So, instead of going to Speed Highway, he spends the rest of the episode showing off the Chao Garden. Most specifically, the Chao they had raised in practice sessions. His name is [[TheUnpronounceable ÇカÆÜ]][[note]]Pronounciation of components: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%87 s]], [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E3%82%AB ka]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Æ a as in 'cat']], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_umlaut y]]. Overall pronounciation guess: Ska-ay[[/note]]. |
| 678 | * Episode 8: Runaway Highway: |
| 679 | ** Jon forces [=ÇカÆÜ=] to take a swim despite him hating the water. When he starts smiling, Jon is very satisfied: |
| 680 | --->'''Jon''': "I've made him happy. This is what I've done. [[WellDoneSonGuy Mom and Dad would be proud of me]]. This is for years of love, Mom and Dad! 'Preciate it! Love you, too!" |
| 681 | ** Before heading to Speed Highway, Jon goes back to use Old Man as a disguise: |
| 682 | --->'''Jon''': "People know what to expect when they hear Sonic the Hedgehog. But Sonic the Old Man? No one expects Sonic the Old Man!" |
| 683 | * Episode 9: Blood Red Mountain: |
| 684 | ** Emile repeatedly attempts to bring the Old Man Mannequin with him to the Mystic Ruins only for them to end in failure. At one point while carrying him a cutscene occurs and this causes him to glitch out of the game. |
| 685 | ** Emile winds up missing a pair of monkey bars needed to progress during Red Mountain and ends up falling to his death. And then he winds up [[EpicFail glitching through the whole level in the process.]] |
| 686 | * Episode 10: Sky Decked: |
| 687 | ** Jon comments every time the weather changes on the Egg Carrier with "Happy clouds!" or "Angry clouds!" in a ''Sesame Street''-like voice. |
| 688 | ** Unlike the previous levels, Tails actually keeps pitching in to help out Sonic for once. This includes grabbing shields and taking out a giant cannon after Tim struggles to get the timing right. |
| 689 | --->'''Emile''': "Tails got tired of waiting and just took care of it for you!"\ |
| 690 | '''Jon''': "Tails is like, 'Fuck it. Sonic ain't gonna do anything.'" |
| 691 | * Episode 11: Below Deck: |
| 692 | ** At the beginning of the episode, Tim tries to grab a grappling hook, only to miss, which triggers a glitch that leaves Sonic standing in midair. |
| 693 | ** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Don't act like humping doesn't help you recover."]] |
| 694 | * Episode 12: Breaking the Ice: |
| 695 | ** The Guys' reaction to Eggman reusing the same voice clip he had just been spouting in the previous boss fight: |
| 696 | --->'''Eggman''': "No way! I can't believe this!"\ |
| 697 | [''all three burst out laughing'']]\ |
| 698 | '''Tim''': "Again?!"\ |
| 699 | '''Jon''': "[[SarcasmMode I never heard this line before, Eggman]]!"\ |
| 700 | '''Emile''': "[[BlatantLies We're not recycling voice clips]]!" |
| 701 | * Episode 13: Sonic Lost World: |
| 702 | ** Jon reaches the part where Sonic has to run away from a boulder a la Indiana Jones. [[https://youtu.be/YNHYGA4L_0Q?t=1m38s What happens next needs to be seen to be believed.]] |
| 703 | ** This particular stage seems to be prone to even more glitches than usual, repeatedly killing Jon for ridiculous reasons, and at one point, a button just ''refuses'' to be pressed. |
| 704 | ** When Emile takes over at the end, he removes any dramatic tension from the flashback section by jumping all around it and repeatedly missing the spot where the cutscene triggers. |
| 705 | * Episode 14: Egg on Your Face: |
| 706 | ** At the very start, Emile says 'Alright, this is my time to prove that I don't suck' and Sonic is immediately grabbed by a robot. |
| 707 | ** [[https://youtu.be/1XHlLF9pack?t=3m1s Emile tests the limits of an automated section.]] [[GoodBadBugs With predictable results]]. |
| 708 | ** The guys take notice of the [[SuspiciousVideogameGenerosity ridiculously large amount of power-ups, 1up boxes, and ring boxes]]. They wonder if Eggman's becoming forgetful when he leaves a bunch of items around his own ship that could help the nemesis he's supposed to want to destroy. |
| 709 | * Episode 15: Dodge Viper: |
| 710 | ** Tim's first fight against the Egg Viper ends with him phasing through the floor, which Emile and Jon react to with simultaneous {{big what}}s; the ensuing slow-motion replay drags out both Emile and Jon's reactions. |
| 711 | * Episode 16: Tailing Off: |
| 712 | ** Emile exploits a [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] to get Tails to start cheering as he's killed by Robotnik at the end of the first boss fight. |
| 713 | ** Later on, Emile uses Tails's ability to fly to completely break Windy Valley by just flying over the entire stage, which is made even funnier due to both Jon and Tim's disbelief. |
| 714 | --->'''Emile''': (jumping off the edge of the starting platform) "[[EasyLevelTrick I am Tails,]] so [[PrecisionFStrike fuck you]], [[SequenceBreaking level design.]]" |
| 715 | * Episode 17: Heads or Tails?: |
| 716 | ** Right before Old Man's reappearance, the guys [[FailedASpotCheck fail to notice]] another man [[FunnyBackgroundEvent walking in midair.]] Several commentators did notice it however, and all the surprised comments about them missing out on what happened are amusing to read on their own. |
| 717 | ** More fun with the [[EnsembleDarkhorse Old Man]], as this time Jon accidentally winds up causing him to glitch through the ground and disappear. Then he later drops him down a sewer. |
| 718 | ** When the guys talk to a NPC that's standing next to Big, he comments about a ladies' man going on dates with multiple girls, leading the three to assume that ''Big's'' the one he's referring to. |
| 719 | --->'''Emile''': "Big goes out with different girls every day of the week? Man, I'm not surprised."\ |
| 720 | '''Jon''': "He calls them all Froggy, too. It's very strange."\ |
| 721 | '''Tim''': "Well, there's a reason he's called... ummm, nah, nevermind."\ |
| 722 | * ''All three of them start laughing.''*\ |
| 723 | '''Emile''': "There's also the reason why they say... he has a rod."\ |
| 724 | '''Tim''': "And... he catches 'fish' with it."\ |
| 725 | '''Jon''': "Oh my god, guys." |
| 726 | * Episode 19: Lost Script: |
| 727 | ** During the penultimate level of Tails' story, Emile manages to waste every single one of his lives, leaving Tails on his last life. |
| 728 | * Episode 20: The Tail End: |
| 729 | ** The sarcastic response to Tails trying to muster the courage to challenge Robotnik: |
| 730 | --->'''Tails''': "I've changed a lot since I started hanging with Sonic..."\ |
| 731 | '''Tim''': "Yeah you have, you're so brave now."\ |
| 732 | '''Jon''': "I've gotten brave, I've crashed multiple planes, I've been shot at, I've almost been turned into a robot. Sonic made my life great!" |
| 733 | ** For the rest of the Tails section, the guys (''especially'' Jon, who has to fight the final boss) become extremely paranoid that they'll wind up losing their final life and end up getting a Game Over. [[AntiClimax It never happens]]. |
| 734 | ** The guys have a blast with Robotnik's dialogue. At one point, he starts (rather pathetically) yelling after Tails to wait for him, causing Jon to come up with the AlternativeCharacterInterpretation that he's acting out only because he has dependency issues. Shortly after that, Robotnik angrily yells, "You little fox!" which Emile and Jon both note that it suspiciously sounds like he's trying to yell something else instead. |
| 735 | * Episode 21: Unlike Sonic...: |
| 736 | ** The guys rib on Knuckles for being lonely... so much so that he had to [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 hook up with a bat]] in order to find a love interest. |
| 737 | ** More shenanigans from Jon and the Old Man Statue... |
| 738 | --->'''Emile:''' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Jon, I never knew you had such an obsession with plastic old men]]." |
| 739 | ** Knuckles pushing up against a fire hydrant while running at top speed: |
| 740 | --->'''Jon:''' GOT TO GO FAST! |
| 741 | * Episode 22: Breaking Vegas: |
| 742 | ** When Knuckles is given a vision of the past, Emile ends up blocking the path of a bunch of echidna [=NPCs=]. They end up crowding around Knuckles, and the guys decide to hold a "Knuckles party" to see how many will join in. They make it up to six before the other echidnas start actively avoiding them. |
| 743 | ** Emile attempts to climb into an elevator as Knuckles when he's following Robotnik, but yet another glitch occurs and leaves Knuckles climbing the air. Even better is Tim's choice of ShoutOut: |
| 744 | --->'''Tim:''' "[[WebVideo/GameGrumps WHAT]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 IS]] [[LargeHam THIS!?]]" |
| 745 | * Episode 23: Ya Dig?: |
| 746 | ** More glitchy antics when Emile winds up unintentionally running around on the roof of a cave in the Mystic Ruins. |
| 747 | ** At one point in the Mystic Ruins, Knuckles is at the very top of one of the pillars at the Master Emerald shrine. The camera angle makes Knuckles look like he's "asking his master for a treat". |
| 748 | --->'''Jon:''' "Knuckles, no begging at the dinner table." |
| 749 | ** After his first death in Red Mountain, Emile is deposited right near the last emerald shard he's been looking for with it in plain sight at one point -- ''[[FailedASpotCheck and he completely fails to notice it]]''. There's even an annotation on the screen when it comes up that says "Hi, there!", adding to the hilarity. |
| 750 | ** While gliding around searching for the aforementioned shard, a pillar of lava erupts from underneath Emile (who has 0 rings) and hits him, giving him an instant death - and then to add insult to injury, the hit knocks him over into a pit as well. |
| 751 | * Episode 25: Overused Time Travel: |
| 752 | ** Jon's "Knock Knock, it's Knuckles" [[https://youtu.be/rhkq8djjRdE&feature=youtu.be&t=1345 tangent]]: |
| 753 | --->"KNOCK KNOCK, OPEN THE DOOR\ |
| 754 | KNOCK KNOCK, I'LL BREAK IT DOWN\ |
| 755 | KNOCK KNOCK, where's the key I have it somewhere in my pocket hang on a sec..." |
| 756 | * Episode 27: Hammering Hedgehog Heads: |
| 757 | ** Jon attempts to walk up a missile, but he has to do so very slowly to gain any traction. Jon ends up moving so slow that the video is sped up to make Amy move at a faster speed, causing the guys to talk in incomprehensible chipmunk voices. Fans of the [=LPer=] LetsPlay/{{raocow}} will feel right at home. |
| 758 | ** In the middle of it, someone[[note]]who can be identified as Tim if [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApFEfSF8U-U the audio is slowed down]][[/note]] says "[[IfYouCanReadThis If you can understand this,]] [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel then like, comment, and subscribe]]" in a super slow voice, so that when it gets chipmunked, it could be heard clearly on the video. |
| 759 | * Episode 28: Endless Hallway: |
| 760 | ** Jon messes around with the aforementioned missile some more, this time by stranding a Chao on it before throwing them off. |
| 761 | --->'''Jon:''' "Once you learn how to get down on your own without being thrown off the cliff, then you can have a name!" |
| 762 | *** Then he decides to leave a few Chao on there so they can befriend each other; Emile calls him out on it and insists he wants to ruin their lives. |
| 763 | ** By the time Jon actually starts a level, Amy has to move levers around, but her jerky animation combined with the controls make the guys assume she's twerking. And right after that, Emile's innocence strikes again by joking that Amy can move on in the level that she's finished her lamaze class for the day: |
| 764 | --->'''Jon:''' "Do you know what a lamaze class is?"\ |
| 765 | '''Emile:''' "No. I thought it was a type of exercise?"\ |
| 766 | '''Jon:''' "... for pregnant women." |
| 767 | ** Jon has some fun screwing with Zero. First, he stays up on a ladder that Zero can't follow him up on, and spends some time moving up and down on it while Zero tries to jump after him with no luck. Later on, he attempts to stay up high in a small alcove that Zero continues to try to jump up to, again with little luck -- only to suddenly make a successful jump and go into the alcove after Amy, causing Jon, Emile, and Tim to all freak out. |
| 768 | --->'''Jon:''' “You can’t do that, that’s not how physics works!” |
| 769 | ** Jon's screws around in Hot Shelter and explores every single bathroom stall when he arrives at one. Even funnier, Tim nearly forgets to say his {{Catchphrase}} during this when they first enter. Later on, they find a room full of urinals and Emile comments that they were in the women's room, making Jon literally ''pause the game'' before he clarifies what he meant. |
| 770 | * Episode 29: Geared for Success: |
| 771 | ** This line after Jon hits the bomb capsule that's right in front of the exit to Hot Shelter: |
| 772 | --->'''Jon (in sinister voice)''': "Amy the Destroyer is here [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere to leave 'cause she's really fucking bored]]!" |
| 773 | ** [[https://youtu.be/9r9mXcUONMc?t=13m56s The original upload of this episode had an audio bug in the middle of the video that caused Emile's voice to echo]], giving the impression that there were ''two'' Emiles in the same room. As if he needed [[NoIndoorVoice his voice to be more noticeable than it already was]]. |
| 774 | * Episode 30: Long Arm of the Hammer: |
| 775 | ** Emile returns to the Egg Carrier to collect Amy's second powerup. When he takes her down the elevator into the ship, it closes early and goes right through her feet. |
| 776 | ** Emile plays the hammer minigame to get said power up. After all the trouble Jon had when he played it, Emile beats it on the first try. |
| 777 | * Episode 31: From Zero to Hero: |
| 778 | ** Emile makes a pun about what the exit would be called on the Egg Carrier, calling it the "[=egg-sit=]", he then proceeds to tell a story about how he made a bad pun on Twitter and [[https://twitter.com/itsamike/status/566272976526770180 Mike Pollock responded to it]]. |
| 779 | --->'''Mike Pollock:''' Some day you'll make your kids very ashamed, and me very proud. |
| 780 | * Episode 32: Pure Insanity: |
| 781 | ** The episode proves to be appropriately named, as we have Big the Cat goofing around Station Square (due to Jon, of course) looking for Froggy... It has to be seen to be believed. |
| 782 | ** Jon's intro, where he describes in full detail [[BlatantLies how Big's stages are a fan favorite and how much of a beloved character Big is]]. Also becomes HilariousInHindsight now that [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap Big is more well-liked]]. |
| 783 | ** Jon starts his turn as Big caning someone with Big's fishing rod for not telling him where Froggy is; done all in character, of course. |
| 784 | ** The running gag of Jon messing around with the mannequin of the old man comes to a head with Emile saying Jon will essentially be broken from glee between the mannequin and the Big voice; he gets proven right when Jon becomes incredibly giddy when Big throws the old man vast distances. |
| 785 | --->'''Jon (as Big):''' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I DID IT, FROGGY! I WON THE OLD MAN AWARD!]]" |
| 786 | ** Jon was a riot the whole episode through and through, considering he spends practically the whole episode doing [[SimpletonVoice an impression of Big]]. |
| 787 | --->'''Emile:''' "Are we going to see any progress in this video at all?"\ |
| 788 | '''Jon (as Big):''' "Nooooope, not at alllll!" |
| 789 | ** Tim title-dropping the episode after the above after Emile claims he called Jon's breakdown. |
| 790 | --->'''Tim:''' "I know what I would call this. Pure insanity!"\ |
| 791 | '''Episode description:''' You said it, Tim. |
| 792 | ** And to make things even better? ''The official Sonic the Hedgehog Youtube channel'' commented on this video, saying it only gets better from here. |
| 793 | * Episode 33: Necessary Upgrades: |
| 794 | ** Emile dies. ''In the racing mini-game''. '''''As BIG THE CAT.''''' |
| 795 | * Episode 34: Cool Cat: |
| 796 | ** Emile tells how a lot of kids he knew that wanted to play ''Sonic Adventure'' but didn't have the system for it thought that Big the Cat [[CoolSword had a sword]], and that whenever he told them it's not the case, they would wonder if he wielded a gun instead. He concludes that people do indeed confuse him for VideoGame/DukeNukem. |
| 797 | *** Following that, Jon (in Big's voice, of course) accidentally says that [[FreudianSlip Duke never had a gun]][[note]]he meant to say he never had a ''sword''[[/note]], confusing Emile. |
| 798 | ** Emile lampshades that you'd never know he and Tim had been playing as Big since Jon keeps commenting as him even though he's not in control anymore. |
| 799 | * Episode 35: The Cat Who Swims on the Ground: |
| 800 | ** Emile starts trying to "counter" Jon's goofy Big voice by making a bunch of bad puns. Jon is not happy about this and starts telling Emile to shut up while still staying in-character. |
| 801 | ** They start calling Big's fishing rod a sword-gun in reference to the last episode. |
| 802 | ** Tim manages to get too side-tracked while exploring the underwater section of Emerald Coast and ends up accidentally drowning Big when he's stuck in a cave. |
| 803 | ** They make fun of how much time they've been wasting while playing as Big. |
| 804 | --->'''Jon (in Big's voice):''' "What's the timer at on the video? I'm really curious. How long have we been playing as Big the Cat?"\ |
| 805 | '''Emile:''' "Actually, exactly 59 minutes."\ |
| 806 | '''Jon (in Big's voice):''' "''[[DullSurprise Amazing.]]"'' |
| 807 | * Episode 36: Hot and Sheltered: |
| 808 | ** [[https://youtu.be/wVDrMD_7qfA&t=6m27s This gem from Tim]]: |
| 809 | --->'''Emile''': "Is Froggy your wife?"\ |
| 810 | '''Jon''': "No, Froggy's a guy."\ |
| 811 | '''Tim''': "Froggy's the LUBRICANT!" |
| 812 | ** The Cat shenanigans continue. Jon starts using the voice even when talking as himself and not as Big. |
| 813 | ** Jon gets his line broke while trying to reel a fish in, meaning all three guys have lost a life playing as, of all characters, '''Big.''' |
| 814 | ** At one point, Jon gets stuck in a room with the camera facing the wall. After a few moments of struggling to find his way back out, the door opens with Big [[JumpScare staring right at the camera]], making them all freak out. |
| 815 | * Episode 37: One Big Problem: |
| 816 | ** Jon, in character as Big, repeatedly urges the viewers to buy his memoir and audiobook on too many platforms to count. This gag becomes so spectacular during the credits that [[{{Corpsing}} Jon is no longer able to convincingly keep up the impression.]] |
| 817 | --->'''Jon (as Big):''' [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic "Buy my book."]] |
| 818 | ** Knowing that Jon will probably keep playing as Big, Emile takes the [=XBox=] controller and removes the batteries from it. You don't have to TakeOurWordForIt either; you can actually ''see'' the "Please reconnect the controller" message on-screen! |
| 819 | * Episode 38: I Came from an Egg: |
| 820 | ** Jon, following up from the Big run, starts doing a robot voice for E-102 Gamma. It only gets worse when he starts messing about with his running mode (or rather, car mode). |
| 821 | ** The three's reaction when Jon realizes that Gamma and his three fellow E-100 robots happen to have the same colors the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles wear. |
| 822 | ** When Froggy appears on Eggman's monitor during the E-100 robots' mission briefing, Jon busts out the Big voice one last time. |
| 823 | --->'''Emile:''' "Even when we're done with Big the Cat, we're not done with Big the Cat." |
| 824 | * Episode 40: Flying Solo: |
| 825 | ** Emile wins the fight against Sonic in about thirteen seconds by doing nothing but firing his gun while Sonic runs in a straight line back and forth. |
| 826 | --->'''Emile:''' "So, you know how Eggman has so much trouble taking out Sonic? I really don't know why." |
| 827 | ** At the very beginning of Windy Valley, Emile accidentally blows up the bridge he's standing on, resulting in him using Gamma's hover mode to very slowly fall to his death. |
| 828 | ** Emile explains that the reason Gamma was put into the game was because Sonic fans had been asking for someone that can shoot people, and Sega [[{{Irony}} found it too unorthodox]] [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog to give a Sonic character a gun]]. |
| 829 | ** Toward the end of the episode, Emile tells Jon and Tim about how white he is by saying that when he first heard the song [[Music/TheOffspring Pretty Fly For a White Guy]], he thought it was about [[LiteralMinded a pretty fly (as in the insect) being given to a white guy]]. What makes this funnier is the fact Emile is the least white of the guys. |
| 830 | --->'''Emile:''' "[...] And considering that I'm not even white..."\ |
| 831 | '''Jon:''' "Well, I mean in skin tone you are, and [[TheDitz in mentality]], my god, you definitely are." |
| 832 | * Episode 41: Solid Ground: |
| 833 | ** During his run, Tim hits zero lives. He then purposefully avoids getting any new lives, because he knows it'll make the next stage Jon plays harder for him. Which leads into... |
| 834 | ** Jon getting a game over. You know that little wooden raft that leads to the Egg Carrier? The water there can kill you, apparently. Jon, ''somehow'' falls ''IN THE TINY GAP BETWEEN THE RAFT AND THE PLATFORM'', and he did not take this well ''at all.'' |
| 835 | --->'''Jon:''' "[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]"\ |
| 836 | '''Emile:''' "YOU GOT A GAME OVER!"\ |
| 837 | '''Jon:''' "WHAT THE FUCK?!"\ |
| 838 | '''Tim:''' "[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen!]]"\ |
| 839 | '''Jon:''' "Game, come on! That's fucking bullshit, and you know it!"\ |
| 840 | '''Emile:''' "Jon, you just got shipped."\ |
| 841 | '''Jon:''' "[[LamePunReaction Don't make me throw this controller at you, Emile]]. You fuckers working together to make sure I get a game over, not cool!"\ |
| 842 | '''Emile:''' "Why would you [[HurricaneOfPuns throw that at me? It's not our panel]] yet!"\ |
| 843 | '''Jon''': ''[defeated sigh]''\ |
| 844 | ''(Later)''\ |
| 845 | '''Emile:''' "I didn't think you were going to die to that, to be honest..."\ |
| 846 | '''Jon:''' "I shouldn't have died to that, LOOK AT THE GAP, it's not even big enough for me to fall through! HOW DID THAT KILL ME?! That makes NO SENSE!" |
| 847 | *** The fact that this is the only game over they've gotten in the entire series, and it's because of a glitch in the overworld that wasn't even Jon's fault. |
| 848 | * Episode 42: Out of Beta: |
| 849 | ** Emile spends a good two minutes setting up a joke at the end of the video, hampered by his lack of knowledge on how to work an Xbox. The end result has to be seen to be believed. |
| 850 | * Finale: Sonic Drivin': |
| 851 | ** When trying to score the last hit on Perfect Chaos: |
| 852 | --->'''Jon:''' "This is for Big the Caaaaaaaaat!"\ |
| 853 | (fails to get the hit)\ |
| 854 | '''Jon:''' "Not enough."\ |
| 855 | '''Emile:''' "How fitting for Big the Cat that it wasn't enough." |
| 856 | ** Emile questions Tails after the final battle: |
| 857 | --->'''Tails:''' "All's well that ends well, right?"\ |
| 858 | '''Emile:''' "[[LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!]]" |
| 859 | [[/folder]] |
| 860 | |
| 861 | [[folder:Pokémon Snap]] |
| 862 | * General: |
| 863 | ** Complaining about how Oak's criteria for picture makes no sense, and being dumbfounded when a picture does a lot better or worse than they thought it would. |
| 864 | ** Whenever Oak seems to enjoy a picture of a Pokémon fainted or being attacked. "It's dead! Well done!" |
| 865 | * Episode 2: Explosive Fruit |
| 866 | ** In a MAJOR AttentionDeficitOohShiny moment, Tim hatches a [[OlympusMons Moltres]]... and proceeds to IGNORE IT and take pictures of Charmander until Jon and Emile start yelling at him to take a picture of the legendary Pokémon. |
| 867 | * Episode 3: Going Down the River |
| 868 | ** One of the Pictures taken is Magmar behind an evolving Charmander, making it look like the Magmar is being summoned from Hell. |
| 869 | ** Tim accidentally submits only 2 pictures from the beach course. |
| 870 | * Episode 4: Raise the Grade |
| 871 | ** Another Magmar picture, this time of a "Mating Ritual" as Emile put it. |
| 872 | ** Tim took 31 pictures of Charmander and runs out of film almost immediately after. |
| 873 | * Episode 5: Flushin' em Out |
| 874 | ** Jon proceeds to reveal the reason he and Reese got Bagel. They saw how well behaved Kirby was and decided to get a cat. They ended up with Bagel. As Jon put it... "Whoops". |
| 875 | * Episode 8: Give Me a Sign |
| 876 | ** Tim unmasks one of the Bulbasaurs in the Cave stage as actually being a Ditto for the first time, only to then ignore it and start throwing Pester Balls at the other Bulbasaurs. |
| 877 | ** [[https://youtu.be/1Y3861c-oaE?t=555 Jon and Emile arguing over]] Emile calling the blanket he's wearing a [[Franchise/StarWars "Jedi cloak"]], and the improbabilities of using it as a weapon. |
| 878 | --->'''Emile''': "Well, Jedi craft their own weapons, and maybe my weapon is just..."\ |
| 879 | '''Jon''': "Your weapon is a blanket?" |
| 880 | * Episode 9: We Are the Music Makers |
| 881 | ** Tim being completely obtuse to the hints from Jon and Emile after getting the Vileplume. |
| 882 | * Episode 10: The Mysteries of Life |
| 883 | ** Emile and Jon notice that Tim saved Electabuzz from getting blown up by Electrode, and then ran into it with the vehicle. Emile then proceeds to go on a tangent about how he wonders if anyone's ever been saved by getting hit by a car, including if they got hit by a car while on their way to something they thought was a family gathering but was actually a murder ambush. Jon is kind of dumbfounded. |
| 884 | *** It then dissolves into a conversation about Emile's other life questions, including such gems as "Is holding the door open for someone at the gym stealing burnt calories from them?" and "If you ate nothing but laxatives for a day and then ate corn, would the corn be good enough to eat afterwards?" |
| 885 | --->'''Emile''': "Could you, like, swallow a string long enough that you could like, floss... yourself?"\ |
| 886 | '''Jon''': ''[clearly disgusted]'' "[[BigNo NO]]!"\ |
| 887 | ''[Tim and Emile start laughing]''\ |
| 888 | '''Jon''': "Oh my god... are you just the [[Website/DarwinAwards Darwin Awards]] personified right now or what?"\ |
| 889 | '''Emile''': "I don't know what that is."\ |
| 890 | '''Jon''': ''[defeated sigh])'' |
| 891 | [[/folder]] |
| 892 | |
| 893 | [[folder:Pikmin]] |
| 894 | * Running gags: |
| 895 | ** Almost immediately, Jon singles out a single red pikmin, whom he names [[BilingualBonus 'Esteban']]. Emile, interestingly enough, never commented on [[NeverLiveItDown the importance of this name]] until Episode 11, where he revealed [[ObfuscatingStupidity that he wanted to let the joke run its course.]] |
| 896 | *** Later on, he adds other recurring names to this, such as the highly uncooperative Derek (read: any single pikmin whose artificial incompetence makes them stand out). There's either a lot of Dereks, or Derek keeps changing teams. |
| 897 | ** For once, ''Jon'' is subject to being the clueless player, while Tim and Emile are the ones trying to help him and snark at his mistakes. |
| 898 | ** Any time the game does things that it clearly shouldn't be doing, whether it's bizarre enemy behavior or strange glitches that make no sense. It ''is'' the King of Bugs playing, after all... |
| 899 | * Episode 1: Throw People at Walls |
| 900 | ** Unsurprisingly, the comments section for episode 1 is ''filled'' with jokes and references to Steve the red Pikmin. |
| 901 | ** Jon reads Olimar's dialogue in a voice reminiscent of a [[VideoGame/FZero different captain]]. |
| 902 | * Episode 3: Over the Garden Wall |
| 903 | ** At the beginning of the episode, Jon is going back and forth between the Impact Site and the Forest of Hope on the Map Screen, making the S.S. Dolphin look like it's taking Olimar on the ride of his life. |
| 904 | --->'''Jon-as-Olimar:''' "Captain's log, Wednesday. I don't think I have the steering wheel yet. I'm still trying to figure out how this thing works. The Pikmin seem to be putting up with me driving everywhere. Hopefully they don't notice that I am not drunk." |
| 905 | *** Emile later admits Jon had encountered his favorite thing to do in Pikmin on the map screen. |
| 906 | ** Jon ends up tossing a pikmin ''OVER'' a wall. ''MORE THAN ONCE''. |
| 907 | * Episode 4: Snagret Surprise |
| 908 | ** Jon leaves his first Pikmin behind to be eaten by predators. Said Pikmin is named Mitch. With each subsequent time he leaves Pikmin behind, fanfiction author [=KhaosOmega=] writes down more names to join Mitch. |
| 909 | ** Jon tries to get a large squad of Reds and Yellows across a narrow path between two water pools, yelling "CHAAAARGE!!" as he does so. Several Pikmin fall off into the water on both sides, and Jon fights with the camera trying desperately to call them to safety, only for the lack of any slopes for the Pikmin to exit the water from to lead to all of them drowning. As Jon dejectedly starts walking away from the scene [[FromBadtoWorse the first of three Burrowing Snagrets erupts from the ground directly in front of him]]. And just as he's landing the finishing blows on it, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck the second Snagret surfaces]] and starts eating Pikmin off the first Snagret's body. And while trying to deal with it, [[RuleOfThree the third and final Snagret joins the party]]. |
| 910 | * Episode 6: Change the Bull to a Gill |
| 911 | ** When Jon sees the Breadbug stealing a pellet, he throws a pikmin to see what would happen. Instead of dragging the pellet and pikmin to its nest like it normally does, the breadbug ''suddenly digs underground''. Emile even has to admit that things should not have happened like that at all. |
| 912 | * Episode 7: Pearly Whites |
| 913 | ** While trying to build up his blues, Jon notices a single blue toting a red pellet who somehow managed to ''get stuck in a wall''. |
| 914 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' "''Does this normally happen, Emile?''"\ |
| 915 | '''Emile:''' "I've... never seen it."\ |
| 916 | '''Jon:''' "'''''[[BigOMG Oh my God--!]]'''''"\ |
| 917 | '''Tim:''' "Is that [[StealthPun Wally]]?"\ |
| 918 | ''[[[{{Beat}} Silence as everyone processes this]], before Emile loses it.]''\ |
| 919 | '''Jon:''' "Oh. Good. Great. ''Fan-tast-tic''." |
| 920 | * Episode 9: Found My Sign |
| 921 | ** Emile regaling Tim and Jon with the InsaneTrollLogic used by his teenage self about why video game music is better than mainstream music. The latter calls Emile an idiot for it. |
| 922 | ** Near the end of the day, Jon is doing some last-minute roll call, as his present Pikmin count vs. Pikmin in the field total is 83 to 84. He blows the whistle on a couple of Pikmin loafing around, and he ends up having 85 pikmin in his party, [[MindScrew one more than the amount of Pikmin in the game world]]. |
| 923 | --->'''Jon:''' "''What is with this!? '''COME ON!'''''" |
| 924 | * Episode 10: Egg Beater |
| 925 | ** The various misadventures of Frederico, the Pikmin who just really wants to swim... despite being yellow. Much to Jon's ongoing consternation. |
| 926 | ** Another yellow Pikmin goes over the wall Jon's trying to bomb... and decides to aggro one of the Fiery Blowhogs instead. |
| 927 | * Episode 11: Distant from the Spring |
| 928 | ** As it turns out, [[ObfuscatingStupidity Emile]] ''[[ObfuscatingStupidity did]]'' [[ObfuscatingStupidity notice Esteban]], and just didn't say anything because he didn't want to ruin the [[ActuallyPrettyFunny magic of Jon's joke]]. This went on for long enough that Jon was actually beginning to grow concerned about Emile not noticing what he was doing. Emile didn't even volunteer this himself, he only said anything after Jon pointed it out. |
| 929 | ** Jon's utter frustration with how the in-game map works. Specifically, he hates the fact that the map changes based on which direction you're facing, in spite of the fact that there's an arrow in the upper right corner that tells you exactly that, thus making that effect pointless. |
| 930 | ** While attempting to retrieve a pair of bombs, Jon's two active Pikmin (one red) take an impromptu bath instead. As he whistles them to safety, one of the bombs [[MindScrew abruptly shrinks and vanishes before their eyes]]. [[note]]To explain, the bomb rock fell into the water and — in this game — only yellow pikmin can pick them up. But, since they can't swim, the game decided to despawn them as they are conceivably unreachable.[[/note]] |
| 931 | --->'''Jon:''' "Why did one of the bombs disappear?"\ |
| 932 | '''Emile:''' "I didn't... see it disappear..."\ |
| 933 | '''Tim:''' "It was like a Shy Guy."\ |
| 934 | '''Jon:''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} extended sucking noise of forcibly containing frustration]]]'' "''Right. Allllriiiiiiiiight''..." |
| 935 | * Episode 13: Venus Flytrap |
| 936 | ** Emile brings up his previous usage of [[InnocentInnuendo "Deflowering"]] in his original LP and wonders what club he's not a part of to know about certain innuendos. He then makes up a hypothetical situation about the phrase "The Corn Smells Nice" to mean [[{{Squick}} "Pooping on Someone's Chest"]]. |
| 937 | *** [[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+corn+smells+nice It's on Urban Dictionary!]] |
| 938 | * Episode 14: Smorgasbord of Nectar |
| 939 | ** While swarming a drop of nectar, a flowered yellow trips right as Jon's swinging the whole swarm around, making it seem like the poor pikmin got flung aside [[EtTuBrute by his own comrades]] in the rush to drink. |
| 940 | --->'''Emile:''' "They threw the yellow out!"\ |
| 941 | '''Jon:''' "''No food for you,'' '''Jimmy'''--!" |
| 942 | ** Moments later, as they're moving forward -- with a red leaf tripping and prompting an "Esteban, get back here!" from Jon -- the crowd moves past Olimar to reveal a face-planting yellow, leading to more disbelieving laughter from Emile at how they threw him out again. |
| 943 | --->'''Jon:''' "God, [[TheFriendNobodyLikes they hate Jimmy]]. My apologies to all Jimmies out there." |
| 944 | ** Later on, Jon manages to one-shot the Puffstool. Awesome yes, but Jon, [[BornUnlucky being Jon]], manages to experience the infamous [[https://www.pikminwiki.com/Glitches_in_Pikmin#Crushing_glitch Crushing Glitch]], where almost ''30'' Red Pikmin phase through the ground and die. Somehow, ''none of the guys noticed this as it happened'', leading them to wonder how Jon lost that many Pikmin to it. |
| 945 | * Episode 15: Beady Long Legs |
| 946 | ** Emile attempts to start the episode by TemptingFate, asking how bad getting the last part could ''possibly'' be. Jon calls him out on it, revealing that his cohosts went and had a brief discussion without him, so he already '''knows''' ThisIsGonnaSuck. Emile's attempt to defend himself [[BadLiar doesn't go well]]: |
| 947 | --->'''Emile:''' "I will tell you, that meeting was about... paintings of pickles."\ |
| 948 | '''Jon:''' "Well, now I ''definitely'' know you're lying--"\ |
| 949 | '''Tim:''' "I'll just let him... I'll just let him keep... [[DiggingYourselfDeeper burying... the hole deeper...]]" |
| 950 | * Episode 16: Puzzle Solver |
| 951 | ** After a bunch of yellows walk right into the water while carrying a part, Jon attempts to whistle them all back to safety, only to find that the walkway is a little too high for them to reach. So he makes the trip back, whistling all the way. In the end, only one of the drowning yellows makes it back to the beach. Fans of LetsPlay/StephenPlays likely remember this scenario all too well... |
| 952 | --->'''Emile:''' "Ohhhh, you saved -- you saved one!" |
| 953 | --->'''Jon:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Hooray]]."\ |
| 954 | '''Frederico:''' ''[[TooDumbToLive [promptly jumps right back into the water]]]''\ |
| 955 | '''Jon:''' ''[whistling him back to safety... again]'' "GET OVER HERE!"\ |
| 956 | '''Tim:''' "He's like, [[DeathSeeker 'I don't wanna live if all my friends are dead!']]" |
| 957 | ** At the end of the day, Jon puts all of his pikmin back to double-check numbers. During the sunset cutscene, a straggler appears climbing up to the Onion. |
| 958 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[as Esteban]'' "''[[NoIndoorVoice I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODNIGHT, OLIMAR, SORRY!]]''" |
| 959 | * Episode 17: Dance in Circles |
| 960 | ** The title stems from how the pikmin deal -- or fail to deal -- with a BrokenBridge preventing them from carrying anything on a particular offshoot back to base. Despite Jon's team being made up of blues which should be able to walk right through the water. While Emile points out that this makes sense for the ship part, Jon shoots back that the problem shouldn't extend to smaller items like enemy corpses, which is what prompts Olimar reflecting on the pathfinding problem in the first place. |
| 961 | --->'''Emile:''' "I like that pikmin dancing with a corpse."\ |
| 962 | '''Jon:''' "Swing your partner, do-si-do... Where it stops, nobody knows! We're not gonna do our jobs 'cuz we're a bunch of lazy slobs! One, two, three, four, one-two-three-four~" |
| 963 | ** Jon also struggles with Shearwigs, with one in particular drawing out the struggle for an impressive length of time before he's finally able to bring it down. |
| 964 | * Episode 18: Zirconium Rotor |
| 965 | ** Jon's utterly flummoxed when a team of blues head the ''exact opposite direction'' than he expected, having apparently decided to carry their spoils into unexplored territory. |
| 966 | * Episode 19: Impressed? |
| 967 | ** After the previous day's pathing problems, Jon naturally expects the retrieval team for the Pilot's Seat to take the worst possible route -- right through that same area and into Bulbear territory. To everyone's astonishment, however, when Jon starts working on clearing the path, some of the reds promptly grab the Sheargrubs they just vanquished and carry them back the way they came. They even manage to avoid falling into the water, leading to the AI impressing Jon for the first time. |
| 968 | ** Jon also impresses Emile and Tim with how effectively he handles the Bulbears, luring the babies away and taking down each target with minimal casualties. ...At least until he decides to press his luck tackling the last cluster, and misses that one of the babies is completely hidden by the adult. The results are... unfortunate. |
| 969 | * Episode 20: Decoy Boy |
| 970 | ** When Jon confronts the Armored Cannon Beetle, it quickly locks on... to a single straggler who's safely outside the stump, looking like they ''should'' be out of its line of sight. Yet the ACB clearly '''knows''' that they're there and keeps firing away at the wall, ignoring the incredulous captain and horde of reds standing nearby. |
| 971 | ** Jon tackles the raised mini-labyrinth leading to where the UV Lamp awaits. His first time through, he manages to lead a decent amount of yellows through... only to watch most of them tumble right off the final ledge of their own accord. |
| 972 | * Episode 21: Tripping Underwater |
| 973 | ** Within seconds of starting, one of Jon's newly plucked blues faceplants, with Jon expressing disbelief at them having fallen already. This becomes unintentional {{Foreshadowing}} of where the title comes from, when he's shocked at how several blues trip and fall underwater in almost perfect unison. |
| 974 | ** Emile shouts "'''Where're you at?!?'''" over one of Jon's achievements, followed by "I'm so proud of you!" He then observes that it feels like it's been a while since he busted out that particular {{Catchphrase}} during a TRG project -- but Jon misunderstands: |
| 975 | --->'''Emile:''' "That's the first time I think that I've said that on this channel in '''years'''. It's just ''that'' exciting, it just brought that back out of me--"\ |
| 976 | '''Jon:''' "Ouch. Thanks, Emile."\ |
| 977 | '''Emile:''' "No, I meant the 'Where're you at?'"\ |
| 978 | '''Jon:''' "Oh. I thought you meant the 'I'm so proud of you'."\ |
| 979 | '''Emile:''' "I am proud of you every day... that you don't sleep in."\ |
| 980 | '''Jon:''' "I--''wow''. So '''never'''." |
| 981 | * Episode 22: Every Day is an Adventure |
| 982 | ** Cleaning up the stray sprouts scattered around the Distant Spring proves much harder than originally anticipated when one ''retracts into the ground'' to avoid some Sheargrubs, but remains on the map, much to the Guys' bewilderment. All the more so when it pops back out, having lost its flower. [[note]]In reality, it just wilted due to having gone too long unplucked, but the ''timing'' makes it seem as though it reacted to the Sheargrubs.[[/note]] |
| 983 | * Episode 24: Round Two |
| 984 | ** The trio repeatedly noting the SoundtrackDissonance that results from how the music keeps shifting between calm and dramatic throughout the fight, due to Olimar getting just a ''shade'' too far away from Emperor Bulblax. In fact, the endcard of said video even replaces the jazz cover of the Forest of Hope heard at the end of most videos with a continuous back-and-forth mix of the Final Trial music and the Emperor Bulblax's theme. |
| 985 | --->'''Jon:''' "[[BrokenRecord PEACEFUL MUSIC! Angry music...PEACEFUL MUSIC! Angry music...]]" |
| 986 | * Episode 25: Most Prized Possession |
| 987 | ** While arming his team at the start, Jon finds bomb rocks for all but two of his yellows. As Emile's noting this, one of the yellows promptly ''pulls a bomb out of thin air'', much to his shock. As Jon speculates that the tin cans around the final boss arena are infinite spawners, the other yellow does the same trick. |
| 988 | --->'''Tim:''' ''[softly, almost reverently]'' "That's..."\ |
| 989 | '''Jon/Tim/Emile:''' ''[in unintentional unison]'' "Cool..." |
| 990 | ** Jon's [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe reaction]] to seeing that the final ship part is a piggy bank. |
| 991 | [[/folder]] |
| 992 | |
| 993 | [[folder:Star Fox 64]] |
| 994 | * Running Gags: |
| 995 | ** The guys poking fun at how often the characters in the game reference Fox's father in some way or another, whether it be Peppy, Wolf, or Pigma. |
| 996 | ** Jon introducing each playthrough Emile does as a number that comes after 64 (65, 66, 67, etc.) |
| 997 | ** Emile making unusually dirty jokes that more often than not digs himself deeper than he would if he had stayed silent. |
| 998 | ** Emile's uncanny ability at accidentally shooting Falco (to the point of Dan making a "Hey Einstein" counter). He even ''shoots him down'' at one point! "STOP SHOOTING FALCO!" pretty much becomes Jon's CatchPhrase for the rest of the LP. |
| 999 | --->'''Falco''': HEY EINSTEIN, I'M ON YOUR SIDE! |
| 1000 | * Episode 1: Friendly Rivalry |
| 1001 | ** While the guys are talking about which member of the Star Fox crew they are: |
| 1002 | --->'''Tim:''' ''[As Peppy is on screen]'' "Hey, it's me!"\ |
| 1003 | '''Emile:''' "Yeah...you really are a lot like Peppy to our team! So like, you're Peppy, I'm Fox--"\ |
| 1004 | '''Jon:''' ''[As the camera moves to Slippy]'' "Th-this is you, this is actually you, Emile."\ |
| 1005 | '''Emile:''' ''[[IResembleThatRemark [With a high-pitched voice] "I'm not Slippy!"]]''\ |
| 1006 | '''Jon:''' ''[Impersonating Slippy's voice]'' "Slippy here. I'm OK."\ |
| 1007 | '''Tim:''' "WOAH-oh, he totally is!"\ |
| 1008 | '''Jon:''' ''[Bursts into laughter]'' "It's official, two-to-one baby!" |
| 1009 | * Episode 2: Asteroid Field |
| 1010 | ** After hearing Emile repeatedly refer to Peppy as Pippy in the first episode, Jon [[GotMeDoingIt accidentally calls him]] the same thing here, much to Emile's delight. |
| 1011 | ** Peppy comments on Fox becoming more like his father right as Emile blunders into an obstacle, spurring jokes about James being just as clumsy. |
| 1012 | * Episode 3: Fortuna |
| 1013 | ** While shifting his weight, Jon accidentally steps on his bag of throat drops and apologizes for the noise it makes, spurring this response: |
| 1014 | --->'''Emile:''' "I always wanted your foot on my... lozenges."\ |
| 1015 | '''Jon:''' "Your lozenges? ''I'' bought them."\ |
| 1016 | '''Tim:''' "There's another Twitter quote for you..."\ |
| 1017 | '''Jon:''' "I'm going to rub my foot all over these now, 'cause they're mine." |
| 1018 | ** Emile reads out the stage abbreviations on the score display (CO, ME, FO) at the bottom of the map screen: |
| 1019 | --->'''Emile:''' "Come fo'... come fo' who?"\ |
| 1020 | '''Jon:''' "Come..." ''[laughs]'' "Come for... love. Comfort love." |
| 1021 | ** As he flies into Fortuna, Emile immediately starts firing on the base until Jon chides him. After the match with Star Wolf... doesn't go as planned, Emile comments on the way out that "Maybe I should've just shot the base." Jon agrees that it might have saved time. |
| 1022 | * Episode 4: Robot Bosom |
| 1023 | ** Emile [[BrickJoke gets his answer]] as to what he's supposed to be coming for: |
| 1024 | --->'''Emile:''' "Come fo'..." ''[SX appears]'' "''Come fo' SEX!''"\ |
| 1025 | '''Jon:''' "Oh boy... We did not need to encourage him on that."\ |
| 1026 | '''Emile:''' ''[making a restore point]'' "Ahahahaha, come fo' sex~"\ |
| 1027 | '''Jon:''' "And then he made a save so he can look at that screenshot every time."\ |
| 1028 | '''Emile:''' "I didn't actually mean to do that; I just rocked in my chair from excitement and hit the trigger." |
| 1029 | ** Emile comments on the boss's design: |
| 1030 | --->'''Emile:''' "I hope we shoot the nipples at some point. OH GOD!" ''[Gets hit]'' "[[LaserGuidedKarma That's what I get for saying that!]]"\ |
| 1031 | '''Jon:''' "Stop focusing on the boobs."\ |
| 1032 | '''Emile:''' "I mean, it said 'come for sex' and now there's boobs!"\ |
| 1033 | '''Jon:''' "Keep it in your pants, Conroy. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, CONROY, come on."\ |
| 1034 | '''Tim''': "You're the first one who ever...never mind." |
| 1035 | * Episode 5: Saving Slippy |
| 1036 | ** Chugga's Lost innocence #whatever: Emile doesn't know what an aphrodisiac is. |
| 1037 | --->'''Emile:''' "Come fo' sex Ti... tive. Come fo' sextive." ''[chuckles]'' "Sexitives: it's like laxitives, but for sex."\ |
| 1038 | '''Jon:''' "Uhhhmm... so an aphrodisiac, got it."\ |
| 1039 | '''Emile:''' ''[bursts out laughing]'' "''Pffha''-ho-ho-ho-ho~"\ |
| 1040 | '''Jon:''' "Wow. Why is ''that'' the 'Oh-ho-ho-ho'?"\ |
| 1041 | '''Emile:''' "Well, I don't actually know what an aphrodisiac is--"\ |
| 1042 | '''Jon:''' "Oh, ''for the love of God, Emile--!''" |
| 1043 | ** Their riffing off of Fox's line as they enter Titania: |
| 1044 | --->'''Fox:''' "I can't leave Slippy hangin'!"\ |
| 1045 | '''Jon:''' "I can't leave him hangin', dude, he's got a high-five going and he's not -- no one's reciprocating!"\ |
| 1046 | '''Emile:''' "'''Bro--!'''"\ |
| 1047 | '''Jon:''' "--without a high-five! I can't leave my bro-man hangin'!"\ |
| 1048 | '''Tim:''' "Trust me, he wasn't hanging anyway." |
| 1049 | ** Emile brings up how he's been making a lot of dirty jokes this playthrough: |
| 1050 | --->'''Jon:''': "I don't know what it is about Star Fox that's making you a filthy human bei-"\ |
| 1051 | '''Emile''': "[[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Maybe it's bringing out the Furry in m-]] oh, God no!"\ |
| 1052 | '''Jon''': "[[BigOMG WOW!]] Wow!"\ |
| 1053 | '''Tim:''' "Well, I'm glad you said it so I didn't have to."\ |
| 1054 | '''Emile''': "[[JustJokingJustification I'm kidding, I'm kidding!]]"\ |
| 1055 | '''Jon''': "There's no [[MsFanservice Krystal]] in this game! You going for [[TheScrappy Slippy?!]]" |
| 1056 | *** Right as Jon asks if he's going for Slippy, Slippy hails for help, shouting about being hit. |
| 1057 | *** Even better, they start discussing what an attraction to Slippy would be called because he doesn't have fur. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Chugga eventually settles on Slimy.]] |
| 1058 | ** When they arrive at the boss, Emile opens fire on his Arwing, much to Jon's dismay: |
| 1059 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[in the Daisy voice]'' "Hi, it's me, I'm Slippy, I'm stuck here -- ''Don't shoot Slippy!'' He's been through so much!"\ |
| 1060 | '''Tim:''' "No, ''do'' shoot him."\ |
| 1061 | '''Jon:''' "He wants your love, Emile, give it back to him!"\ |
| 1062 | '''Emile:''' "Oh, dude, he was actually hanging off of the boss!" ''[laughs]'' "I couldn't leave him hanging."\ |
| 1063 | '''Jon:''' ''[in Slippy falsetto]'' "Foooox, where's my high-five?"\ |
| 1064 | '''Emile:''' ''[equally high-pitched]'' "I have tears in my eyes!"\ |
| 1065 | '''Jon:''' ''[still as Slippy]'' "The dudes around here kinda suuuuUUUUccck! They're squares, man!" |
| 1066 | * Episode 6: Daddy Issues |
| 1067 | ** Once again riffing off of the planet abbreviations (CO, ME, FO, SX, TI, BO, VE): |
| 1068 | --->'''Emile:''' "Come fo' sex... tibove. It sounds like some kinda, like... festival, like, 'Come down to Sextibove!'"\ |
| 1069 | '''Jon:''' "I honest to God am surprised you went there; I thought you were going to make a cow reference. 'Come for Sexti-Bovine~!'"\ |
| 1070 | '''Emile:''' "Sexti bovines...!" ''[{{Beat}}]'' "...But Slippy's not a cow."\ |
| 1071 | '''Jon:''' "''I was waiting for it! I knew it! I knew it! That's a confession!''" |
| 1072 | ** Emile, Jon and Tim's reactions when they realize Emile went from ''being'' Slippy to having PerverseSexualLust for him. |
| 1073 | ** Peppy and Wolf being obsessed with Fox’s father, to the point where they can’t shut up about him. |
| 1074 | --->'''Tim:''' ''[as Peppy]'' "Hey, Star Wolf, you're gonna hafta come have a cup of coffee with me, and we can talk about Fox's dad one of these days."\ |
| 1075 | '''Jon:''' ''[chuckles, then as Wolf]'' "Hey, Peppy, how do you feel about Fox's father...?"\ |
| 1076 | '''Tim:''' "Well, he was an asshole, if I'm being honest, but... I'm not gonna say that to him."\ |
| 1077 | '''Jon:''' "He... he left you to die, I see. Okay, cool. We have some things in common, I see." |
| 1078 | ** Emile’s reaction to the game having no continues at all. |
| 1079 | * Episode 7: The Second Attempt |
| 1080 | ** Jon's opening line: |
| 1081 | --->'''Jon:''' "Welcome back to ''Star Fox 65''! It went so well in ''Star Fox 64'' they tried it again~!" |
| 1082 | * Episode 8: All The Way Home |
| 1083 | ** Emile's [[OhCrap horrified realization]] that he's actually a Scaley (someone attracted to and/or has a fetish for reptiles) Even better, it's hearing [[PsychoForHire Leon's]] [[ArousedByTheirVoice voice that makes him realize this]]. |
| 1084 | * Episode 9: Obsessed With Death |
| 1085 | ** Previously, Emile took out all of Star Wolf except for Pigma and everyone wondered if either Wolf or Pigma would return for the rematch against Star Wolf. |
| 1086 | --->'''Jon:''' ''(as the cutscene of the one remaining ship of Star Wolf entering begins)'' "Here we go."\ |
| 1087 | ''(Emile skips the cutscene)''\ |
| 1088 | '''Jon:''' "We don't know who it is because you skipped the cutscene."\ |
| 1089 | '''Emile:''' "We'll find out when he talks 'cause [[TemptingFate he won't shut up about my father,]] I'm sure."\ |
| 1090 | '''Pigma:''' ''[immediately after Emile says that]'' "[[RunningGag Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!]]" |
| 1091 | ** This immediately led back to jokes about Peppy's obsession with Fox’s father. |
| 1092 | * Episode 11: Alternate Route |
| 1093 | ** Jon [[RunningGag escalates the game's numerical designation again]]: |
| 1094 | --->'''Jon:''' "Alright. Welcome to ''Star Fox 66''." |
| 1095 | ** As they return to Corneria City, Emile's observation leads into him and Tim sharing an IceCreamKoan: |
| 1096 | --->'''Emile:''' "All these buildings are leaning."\ |
| 1097 | '''Tim:''' "Yuuup. Leaning towers of pizza. ...Without pizza."\ |
| 1098 | '''Emile:''' "Without pizza, there is no love."\ |
| 1099 | '''Tim:''' ''[somberly, as Jon snickers]'' "Without love, there is no pizza."\ |
| 1100 | '''Jon:''' "This is deep conversation we're having today."\ |
| 1101 | '''Emile:''' "You never know if you are not walking. If you laugh, you will never shine."\ |
| 1102 | '''Jon:''' "Thanks, [[Music/SmashMouth MouthSmash]]." |
| 1103 | * Episode 14: Harder Boss |
| 1104 | ** Jon once again introduces the game with a different number... only it's one he's already used. |
| 1105 | --->'''Jon:''' "Welcome back to ''Star Fox 66''! Everyone's favorite entry in the series, it's the one where Slippy finally gets to be a real character."\ |
| 1106 | '''Tim:''' "And all the Jedi die."\ |
| 1107 | '''Emile:''' "I thought you were gonna say, like, something along the lines of 'Where Slippy actually gets his say' or something 'cause he was moving his mouth right then."\ |
| 1108 | '''Jon:''' ''[chuckles]'' "Slippy's a real boy now! Hooray!" |
| 1109 | *** Upon realizing his mistake after seeing the game's scoreboard: |
| 1110 | ---->'''Jon:''' "Actually, you've played this three times; this is ''Star Fox 67''. ''You lied to me!'' You told me it was 66!"\ |
| 1111 | '''Emile:''' "B-but you don't count the first time, 'cause it's 64!"\ |
| 1112 | '''Jon:''' "64, 65, 66, this is your fourth attempt."\ |
| 1113 | '''Emile:''' "I thought it was third attempt."\ |
| 1114 | '''Jon:''' "Your score's on there three times."\ |
| 1115 | '''Emile:''' "Oh."\ |
| 1116 | '''Jon:''' "''I've been lied to!'' Slippy's already a real boy! ''Damnit!''" |
| 1117 | ** While flying through Corneria again, Emile mentions that he prefers the boss behind the waterfall, as he finds the default boss harder despite it being on the easier route. Naturally, he misses one of the arches and has to take that one on again... and almost instantly destroys him. |
| 1118 | * Episode 15: Hey, Einstein! |
| 1119 | ** Emile's uncanny knack for firing on Falco leads to the establishment of an 'Einstein' counter. By the end of the episode, he's accumulated four points. |
| 1120 | * Episode 16: Nice Maneuver |
| 1121 | ** After Falco comments that Fox looks better in a tank, Jon jokes that it's because it's harder for Fox to reach him from down there. Mere minutes later, Emile manages to shoot him down while trying to take down his pursuers. |
| 1122 | --->'''Falco:''' "I can't shake this guy!"\ |
| 1123 | '''Emile:''' "His name is Fox!"\ |
| 1124 | '''Jon:''' ''[laughs until...]'' "''You took him down!''"\ |
| 1125 | '''Emile:''' ''[at the same time]'' "''I shot him down!''"\ |
| 1126 | '''Jon:''' "'''''Damnit Emile--!'''''" |
| 1127 | ** When the guys head to Bolse, Emile and Jon realize that Leon will be targeting Fox when Star Wolf arrives because the former had shot him down in the last phase. This leads to this quip from Tim: |
| 1128 | --->'''Tim:''' ''[pretending to be Leon]'' "Annoying bird! I'm the great-wait a minute, where's the bird?" |
| 1129 | * Episode 17: Spicy Candy |
| 1130 | ** Jon's incredibly silly Andross voice during the boss fight, complete with weird phrases such as wanting to give Emile coffee and candy. |
| 1131 | --->'''Emile:''' I'm never going to have you play a serious game that I like, because you're just gonna ruin it forever because of how you are!\ |
| 1132 | '''Jon:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' Oh yeah! ''(switches to a Mickey Mouse voice)'' [[Narm/KingdomHearts They'll pay for this!]] |
| 1133 | *** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvKOuRV6XHM Now in animated form!]] |
| 1134 | * Episode 18: Aquas Ocean |
| 1135 | ** As Emile wonders whether or not he should make a Restore Point before Aquas... |
| 1136 | --->'''Tim:''' "I don't know if it matters. I mean, if you want to."\ |
| 1137 | '''Jon:''' "Can he even fail Aquas?"\ |
| 1138 | '''Tim:''' "Yeah! [[MathematiciansAnswer Well you can die.]]" |
| 1139 | * Episode 19: Toxic Waste |
| 1140 | ** The Guys imitating the Sarumarine captain's pirate voice, with Jon delving into [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr. Krabs]] territory. He even throws in a [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward impression for good measure. |
| 1141 | ** Emile has to destroy the boss's exhaust pipes in order to take it down; the problem is, he ''can't tell where the exhaust pipes are'' despite them being right in front of him, so Jon has to state the obvious to make things easier. |
| 1142 | --->'''Emile:''' "Is the periscope the exhaust pipes?"\ |
| 1143 | '''Jon:''' "No, that's a periscope."\ |
| 1144 | ''[Emile shoots a cannon]''\ |
| 1145 | '''Emile:''' "Is ''that'' an exhaust pipe?"\ |
| 1146 | '''Jon:''' "Emile, you're making me real sad right now."\ |
| 1147 | '''Emile''' ''[high-pitched]''''':''' "''I don't know, okay? I don't see them!''"\ |
| 1148 | '''Jon:''' "Let me put it this way: when he comes back up, look for what's '''[[CaptainObvious SPITTING OUT EXHAUST]]'''." |
| 1149 | * Episode 21: Area 6 |
| 1150 | ** One of Emile's many deaths to the boss happens to coincide with Slippy saying "[[TemptingFate Whew! You're all right!]]" |
| 1151 | -->'''Slippy:''' [As Fox's Arwing is spiralling out of control and the death music plays] "Whew! You're all right!"\ |
| 1152 | ''[Fox's Arwing explodes]''\ |
| 1153 | '''Slippy:''' "[[InstantlyProvenWrong Nooooooooooo!]]"\ |
| 1154 | '''Jon:''' "Nooooooo! I was wrong!"\ |
| 1155 | '''Tim:''' "[[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Hello, it's your dad.]]" |
| 1156 | * Episode 22: Tim's Turn |
| 1157 | ** Emile has too much trouble on [[ThatOneLevel "Area 6"]], so Tim takes over. [[CollateralDamage Even he ends up accidentally shooting Falco quite a few times.]] |
| 1158 | * Episode 23: Andross’s Homeworld |
| 1159 | ** The entire episode is Emile failing miserably against Star Wolf. The timing of their quotes, as usual, is uncanny. Like when Fox is killed when he's the only guy left. As he explodes: |
| 1160 | --->'''Andrew:''' "You're not welcome here!" |
| 1161 | * Episode 24: Tim For A Little Payback |
| 1162 | ** Doubling as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: Tim kills Andrew in the first 30 seconds of the fight, resulting in Andrew saying his opening line as his ship is going down. |
| 1163 | --->'''Andrew (already with his icon flashing "DOWN"):''' "[[DefiantToTheEnd We'll make sure you never reach Andross!]]" ''[BOOM!]'' |
| 1164 | * Episode 26: Back For Solar Revenge |
| 1165 | ** Emile's sudden and loud impression of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK8E7uLCwFQ one of]] [[Franchise/DanganRonpa Monokuma's]] laughs... which Jon responds to in a way that makes it clear [[NoodleIncident Emile has done this enough times for him to have become used to it.]] |
| 1166 | --->'''Emile:''' "AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" |
| 1167 | --->'''Jon:''' "God, it hurts every time he does that." |
| 1168 | * Episde 27: Forever Train |
| 1169 | ** Shortly after the episode begins, combining Peppy's lines of "Try a somersault" and "Try hovering" into "Try a hoversault" (and Tim chiming in with "[[{{Pun}} hoverpepper]]") prompts the lead-in to another Chuggaism discussion: |
| 1170 | --->'''Emile:''' "There's another random topic that those words made me think of: Was I the only one- when I was like six years old- who thought that Veruca Salt from ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]]'' was really hot?"\ |
| 1171 | ''[{{Beat}} (or StunnedSilence?)]''\ |
| 1172 | '''Tim:''' "No."\ |
| 1173 | '''Jon:''' "Which one is that...?"\ |
| 1174 | '''Emile:''' "The blonde, bratty one."\ |
| 1175 | '''Jon:''' "The... blueberry?"\ |
| 1176 | '''Emile:''' "No. The one who dies in the golden goose room. [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud 'Dies?!']]" ''[Laughs]'' |
| 1177 | * Episode 28: Rest of the Run |
| 1178 | ** Near the very start of the episode: |
| 1179 | --->'''Emile:''' "Okay, I have a story that I have to tell."\ |
| 1180 | '''Tim:''' "[[OhCrap Oh no]]." |
| 1181 | *** Said story is about the movie ''Satellite Girl and Milk Cow''. As Jon marvels over the name, Emile mentions that one of the characters is a talking roll of toilet paper, instantly pinging Tim's interest. The main reason he wants to tell the story, however, is to mock Masae for mispronouncing the title -- which Jon immediately calls him out on. |
| 1182 | ---->'''Jon:''' "You have ''no room'' to speak on this... You have no right to make fun of her for that."\ |
| 1183 | '''Emile:''' "I mean, I have good company, then." |
| 1184 | ** Emile rams directly into Falco, prompting a furious response that Jon then expands upon: |
| 1185 | --->'''Falco:''' "Get out of my way! Crud!"\ |
| 1186 | '''Jon:''' "Crud! Get out of my way! I hate you! God, stop shooting me, Fox, you damn Einstein! I'm on your side! Your cat farted on me. Oh man."\ |
| 1187 | '''Emile:''' "Wait, did he?!"\ |
| 1188 | '''Jon:''' "I think. Unless Ti-- unless Tim farted."\ |
| 1189 | '''Tim:''' "I did too, so maybe--"\ |
| 1190 | '''Jon:''' ''[as Emile loses it]'' "Everyone's farting. Great." |
| 1191 | *** This leads into Jon revealing that one of Bagel's strategies for waking him and Reese up is 'cropdusting': running up, farting and leaving. Emile expresses disbelief, while Tim shortly comments on how impressive it is that his cat can fart on command. |
| 1192 | ---->'''Emile:''' "Man, so Lucah makes bad puns for you when I'm not there, and Bagel farts for Tim when he's not there."\ |
| 1193 | '''Jon:''' "Great."\ |
| 1194 | '''Emile:''' "It's like we're always with you, Jon!"\ |
| 1195 | '''Jon:''' "No wonder I'm always angry." |
| 1196 | ** At one point, Emile is navigating a difficult segment on Venom 1 while low on health. Jon isn't worried, because he's about to get a health extension and there's a checkpoint nearby, [[TemptingFate even saying that he could crash and still be fine]]. Emile does get the extension, only to ''immediately'' crash into several pillars and die. |
| 1197 | --->'''Jon:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting WHY ARE YOU PROVING ME WRONG!?]]"\ |
| 1198 | '''Emile:''' "How dare I get comboed!" |
| 1199 | * Episode 29: Punch It |
| 1200 | ** The video opens with Jon effortlessly handling Fortuna. Star Wolf attempts to taunt Fox about killing him... seconds before Jon blows him to smithereens. |
| 1201 | --->'''Wolf:''' "You'll be seeing your dad soon, Fox!"\ |
| 1202 | '''Jon:''' "Wait, did he say that as he died?!"\ |
| 1203 | '''Tim:''' "''You'll'' be seeing my dad soon, [[PrecisionFStrike asshole!]]" |
| 1204 | * Episode 30 [Finale]: Versus Mode |
| 1205 | ** Since Falco is locked to Controller Port 4, and the Guys don't know whether there's any way to change port assignments on the Platform/WiiU version of the game, Jon ends up playing Slippy instead. |
| 1206 | --->'''Jon:''' "I got demoted..." |
| 1207 | ** This exchange: |
| 1208 | --->'''Emile:''' "How did you kill me?!"\ |
| 1209 | '''Tim:''' "Very carefully." |
| 1210 | [[/folder]] |
| 1211 | |
| 1212 | [[folder:Luigi's Mansion]] |
| 1213 | * Episode 1: |
| 1214 | ** Because of them talking over the tutorial, Tim never learned to hold the button to release a flash of light. Due to this, he is constantly missing the timing of capturing ghost. Speedy Spirits especially, due to the fail to catch on the first stun, they go away for good. |
| 1215 | * Episode 8: |
| 1216 | ** In the laundry room Tim accidentally opens a trap door and causes Luigi to get crushed by it multiple times. Later he discovers a Boo and starts sucking up his health, nearly succeeding in capturing him until it escapes (despite having 0 hearts!). Tim attempts to follow but is so caught up in the moment that he tries following through the trap door ''again'', causing Luigi to get squashed flat once more. |
| 1217 | * Episode 9: |
| 1218 | ** At one point, Emile gives his musings on the "universe is a simulation" theories, leading to a hilariously accurate accidental summary of a completely unrelated game: |
| 1219 | --->'''Emile:''' "What if we all committed crimes, and our prison is this lifetime, and we're being tested to see if we're actually evil people or could've done good things under other circumstances?"\ |
| 1220 | '''Tim:''' "You're dangerously close to a real game's plot. [[AsideComment You guys know what I'm talking about.]]"[[labelnote:Explanation (spoilers)]]This is pretty much ''exactly'' the major endgame plot twist of ''VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair'', which Tim has done a solo LP of on stream.[[/labelnote]] |
| 1221 | * Episode 11: |
| 1222 | ** Emile notices a texture in the Kitchen is wrapped incorrectly, making the label "food" read backwards into "boof". What makes this more amusing is that if you look closely, this only happens to the box shelved above the stove. The ones in the fridge are rendered properly. |
| 1223 | * Episode 13: |
| 1224 | ** While Tim fights Bogmire, Emile wonders if he will ever accidentally predict the events of the apocalypse in one of TRG's videos. He then decides that said apocalypse would involve horses rising up against humanity, and it will be called "The Horsening." |
| 1225 | *** Which then actually ''does'' turns out to be HarsherInHindsight, since this was recorded a few months before the Covid-19 pandemic, and Jon suggests that the apocalypse will more realistically be something like a deadly virus. |
| 1226 | * Episode 15: |
| 1227 | ** This is the first episode where Tim meets Biff Atlas, and every time he is in the same room as Biff, Jon voices Biff with an exaggerated Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impression. The ramblings get pretty ridiculous until Tim finally catches Biff two episodes later. |
| 1228 | --->'''Jon (in episode 16):''' LOOK AT ME! I'M SO BUFF! |
| 1229 | * Episode 16: |
| 1230 | ** Jon goes to look up how many rubies exist in a playthrough, only to encounter a ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} x Luigi's Mansion crossover fanfiction'' instead. |
| 1231 | ** While Tim searches for hearts to heal and checks a toilet, Emile wonders if [[ArtisticLicenseBiology someone has ever pooped out their own heart.]] Jon's response is hysterical. |
| 1232 | * Episode 18: |
| 1233 | ** While Tim is catching a Boo in the washroom, they note its HP reached "69 in the bathroom". When it drops to 37, Emile offhandedly says it's "20 less than a ketchup". |
| 1234 | * Episode 19: |
| 1235 | ** Early in the episode, Tim decides he wants to reset a few times to try and catch a Speedy Spirit. Jon decides to go use the restroom while he's doing this, leading to this exchange after a reset: |
| 1236 | --->'''Emile:''' "So now that Jon's gone, we can say all sorts of bad stuff about him."\ |
| 1237 | '''Jon (in the background):''' "I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!"\ |
| 1238 | '''Tim:''' "He can still hear us."\ |
| 1239 | '''Emile (calling out to Jon):''' "What?"\ |
| 1240 | '''Jon:''' "Yes." |
| 1241 | * Episode 21: |
| 1242 | ** After clearing the Safari Room, Emile tells a story wherein he accidently perpetuated a hoax about a cut ghost boss that threatened to behead Luigi and hang it up his wall because a commentor asked him to share it in the video and [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer Emile did so without confirming the validity of the rumor]]. He felt very embarrassed when a lost media Youtuber states that the only source for the rumor was ''Emile''. This elicit a blunt response from Jon: |
| 1243 | -->'''Jon (exasperated):''' "'''THIS IS WHY YOU FACT CHECK'''!" |
| 1244 | * Episode 27: |
| 1245 | ** Emile decides to use the bathroom while Tim is wandering around. Jon starts singing along to the music, only to be interrupted by Emile audibly moaning from the bathroom. Cue an improvised song wondering why Emile moans when he pisses. |
| 1246 | * Episode 28: |
| 1247 | ** Following an exchange about Emile [[ItMakesSenseInContext wanting to go up on top of the roof of his house one day]]: |
| 1248 | --->'''Emile:''' "Man, I'm sure glad I just say whatever stupid thing comes to mind because you tell me instantly why it's not a good idea and what I should do ahead of time."\ |
| 1249 | '''Jon:''' "I'm beginning to wonder if you are the Film/BubbleBoy and we should put you in a bubble, because I do fear for your life sometimes." |
| 1250 | [[/folder]] |
| 1251 | |
| 1252 | [[folder:Overcooked!]] |
| 1253 | !!! Running Gags |
| 1254 | * ''Anyone'' can control the truck on the map screen. Naturally, this leads to plenty of moments where somebody takes the wheel and takes them off on a wild ride. |
| 1255 | * Jon yelling at Chef Bagel whenever things get chaotic or he starts struggling with something. |
| 1256 | -->'''Tom:''' I love that you're essentially just yelling at your cat.\ |
| 1257 | '''Jon:''' See, I just yell at whoever I am, and I'm living vicariously as my cat right now. |
| 1258 | * Every time Jon or someone else says something to the likes of "Tim, press the button." |
| 1259 | !!! Episode 1 - "What is Cooperation?" |
| 1260 | * The title itself is hilarious in that it's basically a [[SelfDeprecation jab at their own chaotic coordination]], especially in a game that is notoriously demanding with it. |
| 1261 | * Tom [[LargeHam dramatically declares]] that while they survived ''VideoGame/DokaponKingdom'', ''this'' will be the thing that tears The Runaway Guys apart. Emile disagrees, suggesting that this will straight up ''kill them'': |
| 1262 | -->'''Emile:''' "I've seen Jon cook hot dogs and have to call the fire department."\ |
| 1263 | '''Jon:''' "...No."\ |
| 1264 | '''Emile:''' "You took a picture saying like 'Today's great' and showing firefighters in front of your house, and then you mentioned, like, cooking hot dogs."\ |
| 1265 | '''Jon:''' "I -- that wasn't me cooking. Those were ''years apart!''"\ |
| 1266 | '''Tim:''' ''[over laughter]'' "Here we go."\ |
| 1267 | '''Emile:''' "I don't know; time flows differently up north--"\ |
| 1268 | '''Tom:''' "''It's already begun--!''"\ |
| 1269 | '''Jon:''' "''No, this is normal--!''" |
| 1270 | ** [[HilariousInHindsight For amusing context]], [[CallBack in ]][[CallBack ''Castle Crashers'']], Jon ''had'' mentioned [[NoodleIncident suffering a forest fire]] ''[[MindScrew in his house]]'', that he ''literally said'' was caused by him trying to cook hot dogs. |
| 1271 | * They unlock a new chef design that's a near dead-ringer for Emile. |
| 1272 | * The episode ends with Jon hijacking the truck and driving North (to Canada, apparently), and Emile yelling that [[InsaneTrollLogic it's 1993 so Canada doesn't exist yet]]. |
| 1273 | !!! Episode 2 - "Shove My Friends" |
| 1274 | * As Emile considers which of his lookalikes he should play as, he mentions that he's always wanted to be in a video game. Jon points out that his cat Bagel has gotten into two different games, and one of his ''emotes'' is a mask in ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight''. |
| 1275 | ** Hilariously, later in the episode, they unlock a new chef: an orange cat that they immediately dub Chef Bagel. |
| 1276 | * Jon drives the truck into water on the map, causing Tom to make a LargeHam drowning impression. |
| 1277 | * The title stems from Emile complaining about how, while he's able to shove the other players around, he isn't able to [[MakesSenseInContext shove around random strangers on the street]]. |
| 1278 | * The group tries to come up with their own blend of HashHouseLingo to help co-ordinate the burger level. Keyword being "tries". |
| 1279 | !!! Episode 4 - "Desert Bus" |
| 1280 | * The first level takes place on two trucks driving down the highway. Jon immediately walks off the edge of one of the trucks and dies. |
| 1281 | -->'''Jon:''' I had to know. I had to test it. |
| 1282 | !!! Episode 5 - "More Conveyor Belts" |
| 1283 | * Emile brings up an incident where he overheard a conversation Jon had over the phone with his sister. One that was mostly mundane save for the part where she casually asked [[BreadEggsMilkSquick what he was going to do with the moose their father shot.]] Jon [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] that it's just as bizarre to ''him'' that Emile remembers a random phone call from years ago. |
| 1284 | ** Recalling this sends Emile into a giggle fit akin to [[Funny/TheRunawayGuysFortuneStreet the 'poots' incident]], with Jon calling him out on it... only causing him to laugh even harder. |
| 1285 | --->'''Jon:''' "You're laughing because of that conversation, aren't you?"\ |
| 1286 | '''Emile:''' "''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''"\ |
| 1287 | '''Jon:''' "I KNOW YOU AT THIS POINT, CONROY! I KNOW HOW YOUR MIND WORKS!"\ |
| 1288 | '''Emile:''' "I'm sorry, I'm a very simple boy! It's just my mind wanders and I'm like [[HehHehYouSaidX heh, shooting moose.]]" |
| 1289 | * After Emile brings up the phone call [[RuleOfThree three times]] over the course of one stage, Jon jokes about him cutting up the video to snip out the evidence. |
| 1290 | -->'''Emile:''' "Dan, that's up to you!"\ |
| 1291 | '''Jon:''' "Dan, don't you dare do that! Don't you ''dare'', Dan!"\ |
| 1292 | '''Dan:''' ''[through subtitles]'' I wouldn't dream of it, Jon. |
| 1293 | ** This leads to plenty of FunWithSubtitles, as Dan proceeds to respond to the Guys' continuing tangent of speculating on how he'll respond to the duo's conflicting orders. |
| 1294 | !!! Episode 7 - "No Bacon Double Cheeseburgers" |
| 1295 | * The title stems from Emile giving Jon grief for being a PickyEater, over Jon's protests that his actual wife has acknowledged that he's gotten better: |
| 1296 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[pausing the game]'' "I will pause and look at you to say don't you start with this."\ |
| 1297 | '''Emile:''' ''[completely ignoring said warning]'' "Okay, but still, like - when it comes to, like, going to Japan, for instance..."\ |
| 1298 | '''Jon:''' "G-''going to Japan is not a normal incident!''"\ |
| 1299 | '''Emile:''' "No, listen, listen, ''listen--!''"\ |
| 1300 | '''Jon:''' "We're not like, 'Yo, we wanna go for food. Japan? Let's go!'"\ |
| 1301 | '''Emile:''' "I've been talking to Reese about how she wants to go to Japan, and your logic is like, 'Uh, you know, it'd make my wife really happy, and I'd get to see lots of things I wouldn't get to see in my own country, not to mention the cool arcades. But man, that country ain't got enough bacon double cheeseburgers!"\ |
| 1302 | '''Jon:''' ''[over Emile's laughter]'' "Oh, yes, that's ''clearly'' something I've said, you asshole!" |
| 1303 | ** The best part? They still managed to get 3 stars on the level despite all the infighting. |
| 1304 | --->'''Tom:''' "How do we still have synergy during this?"\ |
| 1305 | '''Jon:''' "COS THIS IS HOW TRG WORKS! WE GET ANGRY, AND WE FOCUS!" |
| 1306 | !!! Episode 8 - "Slip and Slide" |
| 1307 | ** After struggling with the [[FrictionlessIce Ice Physics]] of Stage 3-1, Emile jokes about how he "''used to'' like this game," before confessing that he'd only ever played the first two worlds, and this was the first level he had never actually seen before. Much to Jon's astonishment, as they quickly realize that ''none of them'' have actually completed the game. |
| 1308 | -->'''Jon:''' "Ohhh. Oh-''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oohhhhhhhhhh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]]''"\ |
| 1309 | '''Tom:''' ''[over Jon's continous groan]'' "I haven't finished the game either, so this is blind for everybody."\ |
| 1310 | '''Emile:''' "Surprise blind Let's Play! Not even we knew about it!"\ |
| 1311 | '''Jon:''' "''Oh noooooooo''..." |
| 1312 | !!! Episode 9 - "Clustertrucks" |
| 1313 | * The title of the episode comes from level 3-3, another highway level demanding both soup ''and'' fried fish and chips. To say it's chaotic is an understatement. |
| 1314 | !!! Episode 16 - "Gated" |
| 1315 | * The guys replay 3-3 to get a higher score, this time with the tactic to grab as much ingredients as possible to make food ahead of time. In an attempt to turn in a finished Mushroom Soup, Tom dashes towards the truck as it's about to go to the other side, only to fall off and lose the soup. Jon pauses the game to process what happened while the guys laugh the entire time. |
| 1316 | -->'''Tom:''' I tried...\ |
| 1317 | '''Jon:''' I was doing so good in a truck by myself...\ |
| 1318 | '''Tom:''' And then Tom comes along!\ |
| 1319 | '''Jon:''' ...And then Tom comes along and throws my soup on the street! |
| 1320 | !!! Episode 17 - ""This is fine."" |
| 1321 | * The intro: |
| 1322 | -->'''Tim:''' Is it possible to overcook water?\ |
| 1323 | '''Jon:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Yes, it's called]] Platform/{{Steam}}.\ |
| 1324 | '''Tim:''' Oh, which I played this on...not. |
| 1325 | * In one attempt at 3-3, Emile tries to help out Jon and Tim by leaving them ingredients. Unfortunately, he drops so much fish on the floor that it starts getting in their way. |
| 1326 | -->'''Jon:''' There's too much fish here! I literally can't put anything down because there's so much fish here! I don't know where the fire extinguisher is! |
| 1327 | !!! Episode 18 - "No Dashing" |
| 1328 | * The Guys spend the first minute of the episode discussing strategy for stage 3-4, ultimately agreeing to keep dashing to a minimum to avoid knocking each other off the platform. Then, almost immediately after starting the stage, Tim, Tom, and Emile all manage to fall into the water and drown. |
| 1329 | !!! Episode 25 - "On the Cusp" |
| 1330 | * The exchange that happens after the group takes a break from Level 5-4: |
| 1331 | -->'''Tom:''' "We had a rest. We had time to plan. We've got a strategy."\ |
| 1332 | '''Jon:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' "No we don't actually. It's literally the same plan as before."\ |
| 1333 | '''Tim:''' "Yeah, basically."\ |
| 1334 | '''Tom:''' ''[over Tim]'' "I'm throwing tortillas!"\ |
| 1335 | '''Jon:''' "Well, okay. The plan is to kill Tom a lot."\ |
| 1336 | '''Emile:''' "[[MondegreenGag Tomalot]]!"\ |
| 1337 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 1338 | '''Emile:''' "It just sounded funny, okay? I'm trying to keep the mood up."\ |
| 1339 | '''Tom:''' "I mean they need ... Look, they need to [[VirginSacrifice throw a virgin into a volcano]]."\ |
| 1340 | '''Jon:''' " ... Then why are you jumping in?"\ |
| 1341 | '''Emile:''' ''[stiffled laugh]'' "Well that's more about your relationship than I ever needed to know."\ |
| 1342 | '''Jon:''' "NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!!"\ |
| 1343 | '''Emile:''' "Says the video game collector out of all of us."\ |
| 1344 | '''Jon:''' "Says the ''married man'' out of all of us!"\ |
| 1345 | '''Emile:''' "Shu... Shut up!" |
| 1346 | !!! Episode 28 - "Four Square Meals" |
| 1347 | * The four take on [[BreatherLevel 6-2]] and three star it their first try, starting off on a high note. Then, 6-3 proves to be ThatOneLevel and stumps them for the rest of the video. |
| 1348 | * Emile taints a pot of soup, so Jon decides to drop the pot into the river. Jon promptly throws himself in instead of the pot, then Tim picks the pot up and runs into the river with it. |
| 1349 | * Jon pulls off an ''amazing'' last second food delivery, which would have put them above one-star...[[YankTheDogsChain only for the game to not count it]]. |
| 1350 | -->'''Jon:''' ''What? It was literally on screen! GAME, COME ON!!'' |
| 1351 | !!! Episode 32 - I Love Soup-y |
| 1352 | * Emile thought "cuck"[[note]]A contemptuous way to refer to weak or servile man and also the gender-neutral form of [[{{Cuckold}} "cuckold" and "cuckquean"]].[[/note]] was some cutesy way to say "cook", and tried to use it in the ''completely'' wrong way. Cue exasperation from Jon. |
| 1353 | -->'''Emile:''' I'm gonna cuck myself up a delicious meal!\ |
| 1354 | '''Tom:''' That is [[ARareSentence a brand new sentence.]] |
| 1355 | !!! Episode 38 - ""How the Tim Stole Christmas"" |
| 1356 | * The episode's title comes from near the end, where Tim shoves himself through two presents to get to the door and exit the cabin. The Guys have a laugh and joke that Tim was having none of it, stealing the gifts and running away. |
| 1357 | * The outro: |
| 1358 | -->'''Tom:''' Next time...\ |
| 1359 | '''Emile:''' We kill each other!\ |
| 1360 | '''Tom:''' Versus! We're using our knifes and spatulas and forks as combat weapons!\ |
| 1361 | '''Emile:''' We have knives!\ |
| 1362 | '''Tom:''' You did a visual gag-\ |
| 1363 | '''Jon:''' Why do you have a knife?\ |
| 1364 | '''Emile:''' It's Masae's.\ |
| 1365 | '''Jon:''' Why do you have Masae's knife?\ |
| 1366 | '''Emile:''' She left it.\ |
| 1367 | '''Jon:''' Why did she leave her knife?\ |
| 1368 | '''Emile:''' Cause she...can fight well enough.\ |
| 1369 | '''Tom:''' Why is it red?\ |
| 1370 | '''Emile:''' ...Oh.\ |
| 1371 | ''(Jon bursts into laughter)'' |
| 1372 | [[/folder]] |
| 1373 | |
| 1374 | [[folder:Nintendo Land]] |
| 1375 | !!Pikmin Adventure |
| 1376 | * While Emile's running around the main plaza showing off some of his collection, Jon abruptly realizes that the Blue Falcon is a fetching shade of violet. |
| 1377 | * Episode 2 opens with a random tip about how the player Pikmin can ignore Olimar's whistle, and everyone discussing how that would have been useful to cover back in the tutorial. |
| 1378 | * Emile brings up how he used to call Pikmin losing their buds 'deflowering' until viewers explained what that meant to him. |
| 1379 | -->'''Emile:''' I learned everything I know from Youtube comments, guys!\ |
| 1380 | '''Jon:''' That is not ''anything'' to be proud of. |
| 1381 | * Jon wonders what would happen if the group played ''Halo'' sometime. Emile (who rarely plays first-person shooters) claims he wouldn't be so bad because of how much he plays ''Splatoon'', causing the others to give a round of BlatantLies about the franchises' similarities. |
| 1382 | -->'''Tom:''' Yes, yes, the bullets have drop-off!\ |
| 1383 | '''Jon:''' Keep shooting the ground Emile, keep shooting the ground!\ |
| 1384 | '''Masae:''' Shoot the wall, it helps, I promise! |
| 1385 | * After clearing one stage, Emile's OpenMouthInsertFoot tendencies strike again. |
| 1386 | -->'''Emile:''' Masae, you make a good chair.\ |
| 1387 | '''Masae:''' ''({{Beat}})'' [[FlatWhat What?]]\ |
| 1388 | '''Jon:''' You were the first one in the ship, we were all sitting on you. |
| 1389 | * Episode 4 opens with Jon and Tom singing "The Humans Are Dead", with Emile briefly derailing into a different song. |
| 1390 | * Upon finishing Mission 9, Tom elects to stay outside with 'his son', a rock. As the cutscene begins, he casually pitches him away. |
| 1391 | -->'''Masae:''' You killed him!\ |
| 1392 | '''Tom:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice He told me his beliefs and I disowned him]].\ |
| 1393 | '''Jon & Masae:''' ''Wooooooowwwww…''\ |
| 1394 | '''Tim:''' Okay, boomer. |
| 1395 | ** Emile then suggests that [='=]''baby'' boomers' are jealous of millennials for having a cooler-sounding nickname. Tom notes that he has a way of wiggling with anticipation whenever he's waiting to see how a joke lands. |
| 1396 | --->'''Tom:''' I like the motion you do when you're waiting for the reaction to come.\ |
| 1397 | '''Masae:''' ''[sounding very reluctant]'' Yeah... Emile does this little wiggle where he just like, kinda... from his butt up to the top of his head, he does this wiggle--\ |
| 1398 | '''Jon:''' ''Don't tell 'em how his BUTT moves--!''\ |
| 1399 | '''Masae:''' They wanna know!\ |
| 1400 | '''Jon:''' I know they do, but they ''SHOULDN'T!'' |
| 1401 | * Around twelve minutes into Episode 10, Tim lets out an extremely noxious fart. Slowly, the stench reaches Masae, Tom, and Emile who all react in horror. Yet Jon doesn't react as badly because of how he trained himself to shut off his senses and not breathe through his nose. |
| 1402 | -->'''Tom:''' This is against the Geneva Conventions, Tim! |
| 1403 | * After completing all the missions, they try out Versus Mode, with Emile offering to let the others finally play as Captain Olimar for a bit. Masae considers it. Then they discover [[CurbStompBattle just how unbalanced Versus Mode is]] when it's four against one. ''Suddenly'' nobody's interested in switching anymore. |
| 1404 | ** After the second map doesn't unlock, they theorize that the Olimar player needs to win. So they replay it, with Masae, Tim and Tom fooling around while Jon is the only one trying to stop Emile. They almost win regardless. |
| 1405 | [[/folder]] |
| 1406 | |
| 1407 | [[folder:Killer Queen Black]] |
| 1408 | * Just the fact that one of the very first things Jon has to do is clarify for Emile that no, the game is '''not''' a ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure JoJo]]'' or Music/{{Queen}} reference. |
| 1409 | * After Jon successfully takes out the enemy queen in Episode 3, he declares this: |
| 1410 | --> '''Jon:''' She won't be needing [her foot] anymore... in jail! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Death jail!]] |
| 1411 | * At the end of the episode, Tim declares he thought of a really good {{pun}}. After he is encouraged to say it... |
| 1412 | --> '''Tim:''' Well hopefully this video can generate some... ''buzz'' for the game.\ |
| 1413 | '''Jon:''' [[LamePunReaction Uugh.]]\ |
| 1414 | '''Emile:''' [[{{Squee}} Aaaaah!]] |
| 1415 | [[/folder]] |
| 1416 | |
| 1417 | [[folder:Secret of Mana]] |
| 1418 | !!Running Gags |
| 1419 | * Dialogue frequently gets misattributed, leading to lines getting read in the wrong voices, often with humorous implications. |
| 1420 | * Emile's attempts to show off what happens when a Mushboom gets whacked, only for RNG to keep working against him. [[RunningGagged (He eventually does get it right, however.)]] |
| 1421 | * Emile believes that Randi, being TheHero, will inevitably end up with Tyna (the Girl) in the end. He's WrongGenreSavvy in this case as she already has a boyfriend, but his persistence turns Randi into an AbhorrentAdmirer who Jon-as-Tyna is constantly shutting down. Emile clarifies in Episode 12 that he isn't actually attracted to Tyna; he just likes to poke fun at the DoggedNiceGuy character archetype and always likes to hit on the female characters for fun. |
| 1422 | |
| 1423 | !!!Episode 1: Remove the Sword |
| 1424 | * The game kicks off well when, right after making fun of the concept of spelling words like 'colour', Emile struggles to input the main character's name. |
| 1425 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[as Emile accidentally deletes the A he'd worked so hard to input]'' "All this work -- all this work to spell ''Randi''!"\ |
| 1426 | '''Emile:''' "[[DamnYouMuscleMemory It's]] ''[[DamnYouMuscleMemory 'B']]'' [[DamnYouMuscleMemory to select, why is it 'B' to select?!]]"\ |
| 1427 | '''Jon:''' ''[stage-whispering]'' "It says on the ''screeeeeen''."\ |
| 1428 | '''Emile:''' "[[FailedASpotCheck Oh]]."\ |
| 1429 | '''Jon:''' "It says on the screen. Square thought people knew how to read ''words'' when they made games." |
| 1430 | * Emile's dramatic narration of the opening gets derailed by "the ultimate weapon - the Pause Menu". |
| 1431 | * After Emile [[RunningGag repeatedly sasses how the word 'Bandanna' is spelled]], Jon looks it up on Dictionary.com and finds that 'while both spellings are acceptable, bandanna with two n's is always listed first, making it the preferred spelling.' |
| 1432 | -->'''Emile:''' "I've been spelling it wrong for ''twenty years...!''" |
| 1433 | !!!Episode 2: Meet Jon's Wife |
| 1434 | * Jon's [[RunningGag Captain Olimar Falcon]] voice returns for Jema, in all its sassy glory. |
| 1435 | * The Guys are amused by the fact that the first Sage is named Luka, meaning that they'll be meeting up with [[LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} Jon's wife]]. |
| 1436 | * Emile predicts that Neko will be an anime catgirl. |
| 1437 | -->'''Jon:''' "Well... two of those three words were right."\ |
| 1438 | '''Emile:''' "Catgirl, got it." |
| 1439 | ** Both he and Jon read Neko's greeting at the exact same time. Emile offers to bow out, admitting he intended to give him an exaggerated 'kawaii desu' voice; Jon tells him that he ''has'' to do it now, because it saves ''his'' voice. |
| 1440 | * "That's Major Dyluck. How unfortunate for him." |
| 1441 | !!!Episode 3: Earth's Belly Button |
| 1442 | * While Tim and Jon discuss the game's cut content, wondering what might have been originally planned for the Water Temple's basement, Emile is more interested in the décor. |
| 1443 | -->'''Jon:''' "See, 'cause that wall [[MissingSecret definitely looks like it opens up]]."\ |
| 1444 | '''Emile:''' ''[standing in front of a pillar]'' "Well, that looks phallic." |
| 1445 | * Jon's delivery of the [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud goblin SHRIEKing]], combined with Emile misreading it as ''Franchise/{{Shrek}}'' and the Guys rolling with it via offscreen celebrity cameo. |
| 1446 | -->'''Jon''': "[[LargeHam SHREK! OH MAN, OUR FAVORITE- OUR FAVORITE HERO SHREK IS HERE! HEY! THE DANCING HAS ALREADY BEGUN, LET'S JOIN IN! SHREK STARTED A BOOGIE, LET'S GO!]]"\ |
| 1447 | '''Emile''': ''[[[{{Corpsing}} Barely holding in laughter]]]'' "[[Music/SmashMouth SomeBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me...]]" |
| 1448 | * Jon repeatedly riffs off the [[VisibleSilence strange silence]] of most of the townsfolk in Pandora, reading it as "Dot dot dot" and throwing in various side statements. |
| 1449 | !!!Episode 4: Saving Tyna |
| 1450 | * Faced with some masked figures that continue the VisibleSilence trend, Jon continues voicing their dialogue as "Dot dot dot"... while muffling his voice with a hand. Doubles as HilariousInHindsight since this was recorded almost a year before Emile's LP of ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2'', which features a similar RunningGag of reading the dialog of masked [=NPCs=] in a muffled voice. |
| 1451 | ** Emile notes that he's leaving two dots out; Jon points out that there's actually ''six'' in each "......" line. |
| 1452 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[all muffled]'' "Dot dot dot! You can't get through! How stupid are you? Get outta here! Randi, we already told you about this! ''Get outta the house!''" |
| 1453 | * Rather than using The Girl's CanonName of Primm, Jon randomly picks a few letters and comes up with Tyna, pronounced 'Tina'. Tim notes that this makes the duo's names [[MyNaymeIs Randy with an I and Tina with a Y]]. |
| 1454 | -->'''Jon:''' "Okay! You can call me Tyna! ''But spell it right.''" |
| 1455 | ** In addition, Emile observes that a possible pet peeve of Tyna would be that people call her "Tei-na" when she goes to order at resturants. No doubt he's speaking from all the experiences of [[AccidentalMisnaming being called "Emily"]]. |
| 1456 | * After some minor difficulties getting Jon into the game, with him and Emile accidentally switching characters, they go through a cutscene... and Randi starts freaking out, moving around without any input from either of them. Checking out the controllers reveals that the ''power gauge'' for Jon's is ''also'' glitching out, vibrating rapidly back and forth between fully charged and low-but-charging. |
| 1457 | -->'''Emile:''' "''Uhhhhhhhh''... Well, that's something you don't wanna see." |
| 1458 | ** The culprit turns out to be an [=8Bitdo=] controller that was charging. |
| 1459 | --->'''Emile:''' "[=8Bitdo=], more like [=8Bit=] ''D'oh, I missed!''" |
| 1460 | !!!Episode 5: Don't Call Me Tie-na! |
| 1461 | * When Jon gets knocked out, Emile notes that he can mispronounce Tyna's name as much as he pleases while she's unconscious. Jon naturally comes after him and proceeds to [[CriticalHit whack the Buzz Bee]] that was unfortunate enough to be right beside Randi, prompting Emile to suggest that her strength stems from pent-up anger. |
| 1462 | -->'''Jon:''' "I'mma change my weapon just to punch you." |
| 1463 | * Emile states his intention to [[ShipperOnDeck hook Randi up with Tyna]], before feeling the need to clarify: |
| 1464 | -->'''Emile:''' ''[muttering creepily]'' "[[DoggedNiceGuy I will make you my girlfriend, though]]..."\ |
| 1465 | '''Jon:''' "God, no."\ |
| 1466 | '''Emile:''' "...I mean, I don't mean ''you'', Jon. After all, [[CallBack I'm not seventeen anymore]]."\ |
| 1467 | '''Tim:''' ''[as Jon sighs]'' "Oh, [[HereWeGoAgain we're gonna go through all that again, huh]]?" |
| 1468 | !!!Episode 6: Out Cold |
| 1469 | * Having gotten whacked at the end of last episode, Jon spends his entire time as a ghost speaking in an exaggeratedly 'ghostly' voice. |
| 1470 | * Emile relates a story about a girl from his history class who, upon learning that Napoleon had Joséphine killed, declared that she would have haunted his nightmares, saying things like "[[HeightAngst You are short.]]" This leads to Jon being very surprised to find that [[LostInTranslation he was actually 5'7"]]. ...Among learning other things: |
| 1471 | -->'''Jon:''' "He's taller than Louis XIV, which is 5'5". Shorter than Hitler."\ |
| 1472 | '''Emile:''' ''[sputter-laughs]''\ |
| 1473 | '''Jon:''' "Look, it gave me three people — 'People who searched for Napoleon also searched for Hitler, Louie XIV of France and Joan of Arc!' ''What are you people Googling?!''" |
| 1474 | * Emile and Jon discover that the Cannon Man forbids ghosts from fast-traveling. |
| 1475 | * Tyna doesn't take too kindly to Randi wanting to explore Kippo Village ''before'' reviving her. |
| 1476 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[spookily]'' "''Go in the Inn! You're walking past it~''"\ |
| 1477 | '''Emile:''' "I want to talk to everyone!"\ |
| 1478 | '''Jon:''' "''I will haunt your assssssss~''"\ |
| 1479 | '''Emile:''' "What, you're going to go in it like Moaning Myrtle in the pipes?"\ |
| 1480 | '''Jon:''' ''[normally]'' "[[NoJustNoReaction Oh my God, no.]]" ''[back to ghost voice]'' "''I'm gonna hire a ghost to haunt your buuuutttt~ Your farts will always go 'Ooooh~' at you.''" |
| 1481 | * As Jon sells their old equipment: "I'll miss you, Kung Fu Suit. We did so many great things together, like die." |
| 1482 | !!!Episode 7: Dwarf Village |
| 1483 | * Emile ''finally'' manages to whack a Mushboom. To Jon's disbelief, this doesn't trigger some special animation -- he just wanted to show off the announcement message of "Mushboom gets whacked!" |
| 1484 | ** "[Monster] gets whacked!" promptly starts popping up more often as they explore the cave, leading Emile to speculate that whacking the Mushboom broke the curse on their critical hit chance. |
| 1485 | * Emile's voice for Watts makes him sound as though he finds nothing unusual about [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight the Mana Sword's power enchanting his hammer]]. |
| 1486 | !!!Episode 8: Sentient Pineapple |
| 1487 | * Immediately after the cutscene involving the sprite kid trying to scam Randi and Tyna out of their money, Emile and Jon conclude that now since there's nobody on the stage, ''they'' can do a show. |
| 1488 | -->'''Jon:''' "Ladies and gentlemen, step right up, the world famous Randiiii!"\ |
| 1489 | '''Emile:''' "Woooo!"\ |
| 1490 | '''Jon:''' "Randi, what are you going to do for the people?"\ |
| 1491 | '''Emile:''' ''[as Randi]'' "Walk!" ''[Starts walking on the stage]''\ |
| 1492 | '''Jon:''' "BOOO, GET OFF THE STAGE! This show sucks, everybody-"\ |
| 1493 | '''Emile:''' "Waitwaitwait, the grand finale." ''[{{Beat}}]'' "Running!" ''[Starts to run on the stage]''\ |
| 1494 | '''Jon:''' "Boo, get off the stage, your meter keeps shrinking down!" |
| 1495 | * Emile's voice for the Elder accompanying the sprite kid eventually devolves into a [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou Shaggy]] impression. |
| 1496 | * After Emile reads the dialogue excerpt "My NAME is RANDI!" with extra emphasis on "name" and "Randi", Tim replies "Okay, Wrestling/JohnCena." |
| 1497 | !!!Eppisode 9: Good Guide |
| 1498 | * Chugga deals [[Lol69 69]] damage to an enemy. Then... |
| 1499 | -->'''Emile:''' "[[ThatCameOutWrong Must be nice being on the receiving end of my 69.]]"\ |
| 1500 | ''Beat''\ |
| 1501 | '''Tim:''' "I'll save that for Twitter later."\ |
| 1502 | '''Jon:''' "I'm just... slowly staring at him right now for having said that out loud. It will sink in eventually that sometimes he should be careful what he says out loud, let alone in a recording."\ |
| 1503 | '''Emile:''' AHH, IT BURNS!\ |
| 1504 | ''Beat''\ |
| 1505 | '''Jon:''' "Back to the game." |
| 1506 | ** And then, a couple minutes later... |
| 1507 | --->'''Emile:''' "Well, okay, can you truly be on the receiving end of a 69 if, like, you're both in like the same-"\ |
| 1508 | '''Jon:''' "REALLY, Emile? It's been like 3 minutes!"\ |
| 1509 | '''Emile:''' "My brain was processing it." |
| 1510 | *** Still later... |
| 1511 | ---->''[Emile makes a laughing sound]''\ |
| 1512 | '''Jon:''' "Are you still laughing about it?"\ |
| 1513 | '''Emile:''' No, I'm just thinking about things. Like-"\ |
| 1514 | ''Someone accidentally pauses the game''\ |
| 1515 | '''Emile:''' "Like the pause menu!"\ |
| 1516 | '''Jon:''' "Like the pause menu."\ |
| 1517 | ''Beat''\ |
| 1518 | '''Emile:''' "I wanna play Wheel Of Fortune."\ |
| 1519 | '''Jon:''' "You wanna play Wheel of Fortune?"\ |
| 1520 | '''Emile:''' "That'll make me seem smart."\ |
| 1521 | '''Jon:''' "Eh, uh, will it? Is it?"\ |
| 1522 | '''Emile:''' "No, I'm having a great time here. I don't- I don't mean to come off like that. I'm just... I don't know, my mind is wandering a lot right now."\ |
| 1523 | '''Jon:''' "I've noticed that."\ |
| 1524 | '''Emile:''' "I feel kind of frazzled."\ |
| 1525 | '''Jon:''' "And an interesting direction it's wandered." |
| 1526 | *** Then they decide the whole conversation is because the pink clouds in the forest are toxic and messing with their minds. |
| 1527 | !!!Episode 10: Little Spikey |
| 1528 | * After Ellinie the witch sends Dyluck to Thanatos, Emile imidiately concludes that he's dead and [[RunningGag now Randi can date Tyna]]. After being rebuffed, he decides Randi is going to settle for dating Joker[[note]]The sprite kid[[/note]]. |
| 1529 | !!!Episode 13: Meeting Thanatos |
| 1530 | * When voiceing Thanatos, Emile gives a serious voice to the character at first, but stop himself mid sentence and voiced Thanatos like how another character [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising named Thanatos]] would speak. |
| 1531 | !!!Episode 14: Scorpion Army |
| 1532 | * Emile [[https://youtu.be/8S9HrD-poUw?t=758 coining the]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext 'Shit Or Get Off The Pot' Doctrine]]. |
| 1533 | !!!Episode 16: Spring Beak |
| 1534 | * The comments wasted no time in pointing out that an enemy cast Silence Lv 4 on Randi (Emile's character) right after Emile made another 69 joke. |
| 1535 | * In a village of mushroom people, Emile says "I love these little fun guys". The episode ends there, as if the video itself is having a LamePunReaction. |
| 1536 | !!!Episode 20: Threw the Book |
| 1537 | * Just as the Guys are discussing the naked centerfold EasterEgg animation the book enemies have, Jon gets it to show up. |
| 1538 | !!!Episode 29: Cute Boss |
| 1539 | * Emile makes Tyna's name pronunciation into a BrickJoke, turns out even her boyfriend Dyluck calls her "Tie-na". |
| 1540 | !!!Episode 31: Not Impressed |
| 1541 | * Emile's reaction to the line "Age means nothing, as long as there's love!" |
| 1542 | -->'''Emile:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No.]] |
| 1543 | !!!Episode 35: Best Ruse of All Time |
| 1544 | * Due to Emile misreading a textbox, he and Jon speculate how cool a plot twist it would be if the Tasnican spy ''was'' the king instead of just being after the king, talking it up for a few minutes. Tim, wisely, keeps his mouth shut until TheReveal where... yep, the king was the spy[[note]]kind of[[/note]]! Jon and Emile are dumbstruck that Emile was right the whole time! |
| 1545 | !!!Episode 40: Mr. Gigglepants |
| 1546 | * As the title implies, Emile gets into yet another giggling fit, much like the Buzzsaw Man Pants and the "poots" incidents. This time, he starts losing it after seeing the name of a reskin of a floating book monster, which is called "National Scar". |
| 1547 | !!!Episode 46: The Mana Tree |
| 1548 | * Emile and Jon's incredulous reactions to the twist that Randi's mother ''is'' the Mana Tree. |
| 1549 | -->'''Jon:''' ''(reading)'' "That [ghost] was your father, Serin. I was his wife..."\ |
| 1550 | '''Emile:''' What the ff— ''(begins to laugh)''\ |
| 1551 | '''Jon:''' ''(still reading)'' "...and am your mother." You're part tree, son. |
| 1552 | [[/folder]] |
| 1553 | |
| 1554 | [[folder:Anticipation]] |
| 1555 | !!!Game 1 |
| 1556 | * Jon and Emile both claim their respective pieces fit them well, Jon with the shoes because of all the Rule63 art he's been getting on his streams and Emile with the horn because of his being the most likely of the three to suddenly start shouting. |
| 1557 | * When Emile advances to the next board level, his horn piece overlaps Jon's shoes piece. |
| 1558 | -->'''Jon:''' Get yo' horn off my shoes!\ |
| 1559 | '''Emile:''' ''(giggles)''\ |
| 1560 | '''Tim:''' D'uh-... Wow.\ |
| 1561 | '''Emile:''' [[VulgarHumor I'm rather horny-]] ''No'', I'm kidding!\ |
| 1562 | '''Jon:''' Ugh, pffft. [[{{Dominatrix}} Don't make me step on you.]]\ |
| 1563 | '''Emile:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' D'ah!\ |
| 1564 | '''Tim:''' Geez, wow.\ |
| 1565 | '''Emile:''' Geez!\ |
| 1566 | '''Jon:''' That- [[TalkingIsAFreeAction That one's free.]] |
| 1567 | ** When Jon advanced to the next board level first, Emile said Jon's shoes piece was the first shoes to go to space. To be fair to Emile, Anticipation came out back in 1988. And a [=YouTube=] commenter remarked that the shoes were Rosalina's, which was followed by another comment believing the shoes to be silver in color (as Rosalina's are). |
| 1568 | * When attempting to say, "buzz," to give his answer, Emile [[FreudianSlip accidentally says the name of the category instead]], being, "science". |
| 1569 | * When Jon's shoes piece lands on top of Emile's horn piece... |
| 1570 | -->'''Emile:''' ''[[ExtremeLibido Step on meee!]]''\ |
| 1571 | '''Jon:''' [[IResembleThatRemark Told you I'd step-]] [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Oh, don't-]] ''Don't'' say it like that! ''Please!'' Good lord! I will send Rosa after you! Do not!\ |
| 1572 | '''Tim:''' Oh, ''damn''.\ |
| 1573 | '''Chugga:''' [[ThreatBackfire That's even better!]] No, I'm kidding!\ |
| 1574 | '''Jon:''' ''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny (laughs)]]'' |
| 1575 | * Are we sure that ''Anticipation'' isn't just a game about sensualism? Jon's piece being shoes (and high-heeled ones at that) seems to indicate so. |
| 1576 | -->'''Emile:''' ''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent (in the background)]]'' Cool, Tim gets to [[DoubleEntendre sleep on me]] now!\ |
| 1577 | '''Jon:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' I'm just gonna completely ignore what you said, Emile, 'cause that- [[SelfDemonstratingArticle I'm gonna let that one stand on its own]]! |
| 1578 | [[/folder]] |
| 1579 | |
| 1580 | [[folder:Battletoads Arcade]] |
| 1581 | !!!Episode 1 - "Big Feet" |
| 1582 | * Emile's reaction to the game being published by Creator/ElectronicArts. |
| 1583 | -->'''Emile:''' Boy, that's a good game you got there! It'd be a shame if we ''[[TakeThat published it]]''! |
| 1584 | * Because Tim wanted to play as [[TheLeader Zitz]], while Emile wanted to play as [[TheBigGuy Pimple]], Jon is forced to play as [[TheLancer Rash]] by default. ...Not that he minds [[BestForLast in the slightest]], given that Rash's CoolShades are a must-have. |
| 1585 | * When encountering the first Mr. Frosty in Karnath's stage, Jon accidentally calls him SantaClaus. When Emile {{lampshade|hanging}}s this, Jon [[DiggingYourselfDeeper then calls him]] JackFrost. |
| 1586 | * Midway through Karnath's stage, Emile as Pimple [[DynamicEntry slides down a slope]], only for Rabid Roodolph to come charging out of nowhere and get a TotalPartyKill; all of the Guys on their last life. |
| 1587 | * Tim accidentally discovers that [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Friendly Fire]] is unfortunately on, as Zitz grabs a giant club... and [[SquashedFlat crushes Pimple and Rash]] with it. |
| 1588 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Okay]], we're taking the big club away from Tim, got it. |
| 1589 | !!!Episode 2 - "In The Bathroom" |
| 1590 | * It's not a Creator/{{Rare}} game without gratuitous {{Groin Attack}}s. |
| 1591 | -->'''Jon:''' Punch him in the nuts!\ |
| 1592 | '''Emile:''' [[ARareSentence It's what I do best!]]\ |
| 1593 | '''Jon:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[LampshadeHanging Should you admit to that?]] |
| 1594 | * ''[[WebVideo/Jerma985 I'm the giant rat that makes all of the food...]]'' |
| 1595 | -->'''Emile:''' Mash him down into... [[AccidentalInnuendo peanut butter.]]\ |
| 1596 | '''Jon:''' ...Eeeww! ''[[{{Squick}} Ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eww!]]''\ |
| 1597 | '''Emile:''' ''(laughs)'' I could've used another word besides "peanut" and [[GagPenis made it even worse]]! |
| 1598 | * Emile asks Jon and Tim about a crime they'd be able to get away with. Most people would say, "murder." Jon and Tim say, "rob Fort Knox." Emile? [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Trespass on railroad property.]] Jon immediately tells him he wasted his free crime coupon on something so pedestrian as, "ride a train for free." |
| 1599 | * Emile's nightmare where he committed a plane heist à la D. B. Cooper, only to come home to the authorities wanting to investigate his house. |
| 1600 | -->'''Emile:''' [[BadLiar Uuuhh... I just got home from work.]]\ |
| 1601 | '''Jon:''' ''(wheezes)'' [[ImplausibleDeniability Don't mind that I have all this money, and I have a parachute on my back!]] |
| 1602 | !!!Episode 3 - "Hi, Grandma" |
| 1603 | * The episode title comes from Emile comparing the hideous, bug-eyed faces embedded in the walls of one level to his grandmother, much to Jon's bafflement. |
| 1604 | * The bizarre timeline of [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Emile vs. The World]]. |
| 1605 | -->'''Emile:''' Uh, I've ''briefly'' tried ''VideoGame/{{Scott Pilgrim|Vs The World The Game}}''.\ |
| 1606 | '''Jon:''' ...Oh, yeaaah! When we were gonna record it, but I was the only one who knew anything about ''Scott Pilgrim''!\ |
| 1607 | '''Emile:''' Yeah.\ |
| 1608 | '''Jon:''' Good times. [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes And then it became impossible to record!]] And then they rereleased it!\ |
| 1609 | '''Emile:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick And then COVID!]] ''(chuckles)''\ |
| 1610 | '''Jon:''' And then UsefulNotes/{{COVID|19 Pandemic}}, yup. |
| 1611 | !!!Episode 4 - "Blast 'Em Good" |
| 1612 | * Emile once again reminiscing about his child self being a [[StopHavingFunGuys "Stop Having Fun" Guy]] over ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie'' results in Jon making child Emile sound like a [[EnfantTerrible drug dealer]]. |
| 1613 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[[TheAggressiveDrugDealer (raspy)]]'' Nintendo, call me up! I got all the ''Pokémon'' ideas! |
| 1614 | * Apparently, the only reason why Robo-Manus is antagonizing the Battletoads is because [[VillainsOutShopping he needs money for laundry]]. |
| 1615 | -->'''Jon:''' Give me your quarters, Battletoads! I need to go do my laundry!\ |
| 1616 | '''Emile:''' Survival- Survival of the richest.\ |
| 1617 | '''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging Do you know how much laundry is when you're this tall?!]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Five whole space dollars! [[FauxHorrific A robbery, if I've ever seen one!]] |
| 1618 | [[/folder]] |
| 1619 | |
| 1620 | [[folder:Banjo-Kazooie]] |
| 1621 | !!!General/Running Gags |
| 1622 | * Emile referring to Gruntlings as "[[WellThisIsNotThatTrope Not]]-Klungo". |
| 1623 | * Emile's voice for Brentilda involves screaming out the randomized facts about her sister, like she's reacting in horror for all of the gross (or cool) stuff that Gruntilda likes or does. He also tends to {{lampshade|Hanging}} how some of the facts aren't even disgusting. |
| 1624 | -->'''Emile:''' I-I'm sorry that- okay. Half of the things you say ''are'' actually [[NauseaFuel pretty detestable]], but the other half honestly make her ''[[DoNotDoThisCoolThing cool]]''? |
| 1625 | * Extending from that, Emile saying that [[DracoInLeatherPants Gruntilda did nothing wrong]], denying her obvious evil by saying kids are awful, and even [[PerverseSexualLust hitting on Grunty]]. |
| 1626 | * Jon's hilariously over-the-top imitation of Bottles saying "Wow!" every time he talks about Music Note scores in a world. |
| 1627 | * Emile's bad luck with the Grille Chompas and Big Cluckers, misjudging the timing and/or range and getting hurt or even killed from it. |
| 1628 | ** After losing the final recordings and having to redo the final episodes, Emile similarly has bad luck with trying to kill [[AsteroidsMonster Chinkers]]. |
| 1629 | --->'''Emile:''' [[ARareSentence I am never putting you in my drinks again! You just wanna kill me!]] |
| 1630 | !!!Episode 1 - "20 Years in the Making" |
| 1631 | * Moles may be shortsighted, but to this degree? |
| 1632 | -->'''Emile as Grunty:''' If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll [[RhymesOnADime be]]! ''(EvilLaugh)''\ |
| 1633 | '''Tim:''' Okay, [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]].\ |
| 1634 | '''Emile as Bottles:''' Is that your brother?\ |
| 1635 | '''Emile:''' Uh, no, that's- [[LampshadeHanging Up in the sky?]] ''(laughs)'' |
| 1636 | * The comedy of errors that led to Emile writing the game off and not playing it for twenty years. After his cousins gave him a FinalBossPreview, Emile was excited to play the game, but did what he's mentioned his young self doing before and didn't read the opening text properly. This led to him pressing A to try and talk to Bottles at his molehills to no avail, spending two whole hours scouring [[GreenHillZone Spiral Mountain]] for the "correct" molehill before just giving up. The next day, he opted to skip the tutorial and head straight to the top of the mountain, only to mistake [[HubLevel Gruntilda's Lair]] for the final level and retreat to search Spiral Mountain for the entrance to another level. After another fruitless two hours of searching high and low, he gave up and chose Save & Quit from the menu. This triggers the game over sequence, which Emile mistook for permanently tainting his save file, prompting a complete RageQuit. After hearing this, Jon points out that Emile somehow spent ''four hours'' in-game not thinking to try the B button. Emile defends himself by claiming it was the third game he ever played, which Jon counters by pointing out the B button was ''designed to be inviting and encourage players to try pushing it''. |
| 1637 | ** Even better, what were the two games Emile played before ''Banjo-Kazooie''? ''VideoGame/SuperMario64''... and ''VideoGame/StarWarsEpisodeIRacer''. The latter of which is ''lightyears'' more complex than ''Banjo-Kazooie''. |
| 1638 | * Young Emile's experience with disowning everything Creator/{{Rare}}-related. |
| 1639 | -->'''Emile:''' I didn't really hear about ''VideoGame/JetForceGemini''; I wasn't ''allowed'' to play ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', for good reason.\ |
| 1640 | '''Jon:''' Yeah.\ |
| 1641 | '''Emile:''' I saw ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' and I went, [[FantasticRacism "Ew, a game about monkeys!"]] ''(laughs)''\ |
| 1642 | '''Jon:''' [[FlatWhat ...What?]]\ |
| 1643 | '''Emile:''' Yeah! I wasn't qui-\ |
| 1644 | '''Jon:''' What did you have against ''monkeys''?\ |
| 1645 | '''Emile:''' I wasn't quite into my love of Franchise/DonkeyKong yet! I was like, "Wow, it's a stupid game about a monkey!" ''(giggles)''\ |
| 1646 | '''Jon:''' Fair enough...\ |
| 1647 | '''Emile:''' Uh, I didn't play ''VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing'', because, "Ew, I don't wanna play a game about a ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice baby]]'' monkey!" ''(laughs)''\ |
| 1648 | '''Jon:''' ''(chuckles) Man! [[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' That's called a ''chimp'', Emile! Good lord! |
| 1649 | !!!Episode 2 - "Mumbo's Mountain" |
| 1650 | * Grunty finally bought herself [[MirrorCrackingUgly a mirror]] for once. |
| 1651 | -->'''Emile as Grunty:''' Hurry Klungo, press that [[RhymesOnADime switch]], I'm tired of being an ugly [[CurseCutShort bi-]]\ |
| 1652 | '''Tim:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Yup.\ |
| 1653 | '''Jon as Klungo:''' [[LampshadeHanging Wrong word, master!]] |
| 1654 | ** Comments were quick to point out that LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike made the exact same joke]] in her blind playthrough with Jon. |
| 1655 | !!!Episode 3 - "Termite Time" |
| 1656 | * Creator/{{Microsoft}} ''knew'' what they were doing when they purchased Creator/{{Rare}}. |
| 1657 | -->'''Jon:''' Rare ''really'' amplified the [[CrapsaccharineWorld asshole mentality]] in video games, and I love them for it. And... [[WhyCantIHateYou slightly hate them for it.]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' M-Mostly love them, though.\ |
| 1658 | '''Tim:''' Yeah!\ |
| 1659 | '''Emile:''' They're the source of toxic ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' players.\ |
| 1660 | '''Jon:''' Uuuhhhhh... If that's the case, then I ''do'' hate them for that. |
| 1661 | !!!Episode 4 - "Treasure Trove Cove" |
| 1662 | * Seems as though Tim's purchased the channel back from LetsPlay/{{Tom|Fawkes}} and LetsPlay/{{Masae|Anela}}. |
| 1663 | -->'''Tim:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Howdy guys]], LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun here, and welcome back to Let's Play ''Banjo-Kazooie''! I have my [[BlackComedyBurst slave]] here playing the game ''for'' me, so that all I have to do is commentate! |
| 1664 | * Mixed with [[Awesome/TheRunawayGuys CMOA]]. Within fifteen seconds of entering Treasure Trove Cove, Emile jumps into the water and collects the Blue Jinjo under the pier at the start [[BornLucky with no issues, Snacker seemingly not appearing]] [[note]]The comments seemed to guess that Snacker spawned behind Emile and he just got out too quickly, noticing the music did change to indicate he had appeared.[[/note]]. Both Tim and Jon are flabbergasted. |
| 1665 | -->'''Tim:''' Oh my god, are you s-\ |
| 1666 | '''Jon:''' [[GreenEyedMonster I'm so mad!]] ''[[GreenEyedMonster I'm so mad!]]''\ |
| 1667 | '''Emile:''' What, what, what? Was that hard?\ |
| 1668 | ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\ |
| 1669 | '''Tim:''' Uh...\ |
| 1670 | '''Jon:''' Tim, you wanna break it to him, or am I doing this?\ |
| 1671 | '''Tim:''' Uh, that's, like, [[ThatOneSidequest famously one of the hardest Jinjos to get in the game for]]... [[ThreateningShark reasons.]]\ |
| 1672 | '''Emile:''' Oh. ''(laughs)''\ |
| 1673 | '''Jon:''' Yeah. Straight-up, like, every person... in, like, that plays this for the first time, or most everyone, struggles with that specific one, for a reason ''[[AchievementsInIgnorance you didn't even see]]''! |
| 1674 | ** Meta Funny when the Top 10 moments for the LP came out, this was number 2, the only one that beat it out was Jon's Bottles Wows. |
| 1675 | !!!Episode 5 - "Learn to Fly" |
| 1676 | * Emile tries to convince Jon to move to the USA to be with him and Tim, but struggles for reasons: |
| 1677 | -->'''Emile:''' When I was trying to think of things to say about it, and I was trying to make it sound like a workplace, I was gonna say, "great health benefits," and I'm just like, "''[[TakeThat Nope!]]''" ''(laughs)''\ |
| 1678 | '''Jon:''' Yup! You'll win ''that'' argument [[SarcasmMode against a Canadian]]! Congratulations! |
| 1679 | * Emile exits the Salty Hippo right back out the way he came in, but because he was holding up, he gets sucked ''right'' back in. |
| 1680 | * Jon gets annoyed with Emile's puns and suggests Tim (physically there with him) should punch him. Tim says he can think of a better punishment than that. When Jon challenges him to come up with the worst punishment he can think of, Tim shocks him by casually coming out with "incineration". Emile then says Jon objecting to that might be [[DamnedByFaintPraise the nicest thing he's ever said to him]]. |
| 1681 | ** Doubling as a FunnyBackgroundEvent is Tim can be heard mentioning the name of the game the reference/punishment idea comes from, but immediately backpedals because it is also a ''massive'' endgame spoiler for those in the know[[labelnote:Said game]]''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors''[[/labelnote]]. |
| 1682 | !!!Episode 6 - "First Instinct" |
| 1683 | * Tim offering Grunty a new favorite smell. |
| 1684 | -->'''Emile:''' My feet are tired! I got blisters; they could open up at any second!\ |
| 1685 | '''Tim:''' ...Ew. And then Grunty would want to [[NauseaFuel sniff 'em]].\ |
| 1686 | '''Emile:''' O-Oh, ''gosh''! That was boils, not... foot blist- ahh, gosh. She probably likes those, too. |
| 1687 | * Emile consistently refers to Nipper as [[EmbarrassingNickname "Nipple"]], and claims that his beach is a [[NakedPeopleAreFunny nudist beach]]. |
| 1688 | !!!Episode 7 - "Suck You" |
| 1689 | * Once Nipper retreats into his shell... |
| 1690 | -->'''Emile:''' [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]], I'm gonna go in there and [[BlackComedy stab you in your own house]]! |
| 1691 | * Jon's FakeBrit accent for Snacker creates some pretty good VocalDissonance. |
| 1692 | -->'''Jon as Snacker:''' I'd like a cheeseburger, please? Made out of [[BizarreTasteInFood your rear]]! |
| 1693 | * The end of the episode. |
| 1694 | -->'''Emile:''' I haven't really brushed up on my ''Series/{{Barney|AndFriends}}'' lore much lately, I just saw that on the wiki.\ |
| 1695 | '''Jon:''' How could you ''not'', you seem like the kind of person who'd be up on your ''Barney'' lore.\ |
| 1696 | '''Emile:''' ''(laughs)'' I dunno whether I should be ashamed or flattered.\ |
| 1697 | '''Jon:''' Probably both.\ |
| 1698 | '''Emile:''' Okay. Well, that's kind of [[SelfDeprecation my default state of existence]], anyway. |
| 1699 | !!!Episode 8 - "Bubblegloop Swamp" |
| 1700 | * Emile starts the episode by taking Grunty saying that going home will set Tooty free ''[[LiteralMinded literally]]'', and backtracking [[{{Determinator}} all the way to Banjo's house]]. |
| 1701 | * The absolute ''horror'' in Emile's voice when he hears that Grunty's party trick is a [[DemographicallyInappropriateHumour scary striptease]]. |
| 1702 | -->'''Jon:''' Like I said, I'm surprised Rare gets-got away with as much as they did back in the day. It's honestly impressive. |
| 1703 | * Emile's [[EpicFail uphill battle]] against the [[AmphibianAssault Flib]][[ZeroEffortBoss bits]] after accidentally triggering their encounter when trying to get another Jiggy close by. They nearly killed him during the first round and the fight as a whole goes on long enough for their full boss theme to loop. |
| 1704 | !!!Episode 9 - "Music Lesson" |
| 1705 | * When Emile mentions how all his favorite characters are supposedly the reason why [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]] didn't get into ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash]]'', he mentions how people referred to [[VideoGame/Mother3 Lucas]] as a [[BigStupidDoodooHead punk-ass]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. |
| 1706 | * Emile immediately solves Tanktup's puzzle without so much as ''[[AchievementsInIgnorance thinking]]''. |
| 1707 | -->'''Tim:''' ''(laughs)'' Yes!\ |
| 1708 | '''Jon:''' How'd y- How'd you know to do that? D'you just... do it out of habit?\ |
| 1709 | '''Emile:''' I just- I j- I just thought to do it! ''(chuckles)'' |
| 1710 | !!!Episode 10 - "Mr. Vile" |
| 1711 | * Jon's story of how he went to see ''Film/SawIII'' in theaters with some friends, and when it got to a scene where a guy had his brain surgically removed, Jon was [[PassThePopcorn snacking on popcorn]] and [[{{Gorn}} laughing his ass off]]. |
| 1712 | !!!Episode 11 - "Payback" |
| 1713 | * Yet another story of Chugga's Lost Innocence. Emile revealed that he had misinterpeted the trending "Smash or Pass" meme as rating what fighter fans want for [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros the next]] ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash]]'' [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros game]] instead of [[Rule34 its actual context]], much to Tim and especially Jon's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe bewildered exasperation]]. Emile's justification to why his mind didn't get it is also giggle-worthy. |
| 1714 | -->'''Emile:''' It's scientifically proven that ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' fighters are more important than having sex. |
| 1715 | * Emile's legendary luck finally runs out. It took multiple attempts to defeat Mr. Vile thanks to the minigame's RNG screwing him over multiple times. |
| 1716 | !!!Episode 12 - "Neato Cheato" |
| 1717 | * Jon says that Emile can go into the water to find a "[[PretentiousPronunciation se-cah-ret]]". Cue Emile saying that going into the water finds him a "[[{{Pun}} sea carrot]]". |
| 1718 | * Emile says that [[SpellBook Cheato]] has, "[[ARareSentence a sexy model for N64]]." |
| 1719 | * Yeah, because kidnapping Tooty [[RootingForTheEmpire didn't turn people off from Grunty]]. |
| 1720 | -->'''Emile:''' It's like they knew that [[UnintentionallySympathetic Gruntilda was the best character]], so they're like, "Okay. We have to, like, [[InformedFlaw force things]] into this game to make kids ''actually'' want to kill her." |
| 1721 | !!!Episode 13 - "Help the Twinklies" |
| 1722 | * Having a [[ParentalNeglect neglectful father]] is bad enough, but this is just [[KickTheDog Kicking the Dogs]]. |
| 1723 | -->'''Emile:''' I'm just [[WouldHurtAChild punching these children]] 'cause their dad [[HeroicComedicSociopath isn't around to protect them]]. |
| 1724 | * Emile considers [[PercussiveMaintenance Beak Busting into Boggy]] to be the [[BlackComedy Heimlich maneuver]]. |
| 1725 | !!!Episode 14 - "Bad Parent" |
| 1726 | * Being Arizona-born, Emile's definition of winter is, "It's 70° out, but people want to pretend it's winter, so they wear hoodies anyway." |
| 1727 | * Emile and Tim are so unused to snow, that when it snowed for once where they live, and Emile took a snowball inside and threw it at Tim... |
| 1728 | -->'''Tim:''' Was that applesauce? |
| 1729 | * As a kid, Emile knew monsters weren't real, so he was instead afraid that there were [[BearsAreBadNews bears]] hiding in his closet. |
| 1730 | !!!Episode 15 - "Sled Race" |
| 1731 | * Apparently, walrus blubber is rich in [[{{Pun}} trans]] fat. |
| 1732 | -->'''Emile:''' He didn't accept me for who I was. So, I changed! I got the surgery!\ |
| 1733 | '''Tim:''' Geez.\ |
| 1734 | '''Jon:''' The ''[[LampshadeHanging magic]]'' surgery?\ |
| 1735 | '''Tim:''' The walrus surgery.\ |
| 1736 | '''Jon:''' The ''specie-changing'' surgery.\ |
| 1737 | '''Emile:''' Pfft! It'll happen one day. Don't act like it won't. |
| 1738 | * Emile ends up getting killed by a [[GoddamnedBats Sir Slush's]] snowball while the Wading Boots animation is wrapping up. Cue Emile {{scream|s like a little girl}}ing and Jon [[ShareTheMalePain flinching]]. |
| 1739 | !!!Episode 16 - "Need New Shoes" |
| 1740 | * Rather than making the logical conclusion about a snowman... |
| 1741 | -->'''Emile:''' Why does he got a [[AssShove stick up his butt]]? [[BreathlessNonSequitur Oh]], he's ''holding'' a broom, okay. |
| 1742 | ** Made even better when Emile finally finds the Blue Jinjo. |
| 1743 | --->'''Emile:''' It's a plot twist! The stick up his butt was [[ChekhovsGun the answer to]] ''[[ChekhovsGun all]]'' [[ChekhovsGun riddles]]! |
| 1744 | !!!Episode 17 - "Clanker's Cavern" |
| 1745 | * While Emile is taking in his surroundings, he hovers over Clanker, and... |
| 1746 | -->'''Emile:''' God, your eyes are terrifying. |
| 1747 | * [[AchievementsInIgnorance Another moment]] on par with not knowing of Snacker's existence, where Emile managed to get onto the platform with the Shock Pad before raising Clanker, with the latter being intended as required to reach the pad. |
| 1748 | -->'''Emile:''' Why- Why can I not get up there all of a sudden?\ |
| 1749 | '''Jon:''' You were actually technically doing it [[JustFrameBonus frame-perfect]]? Uh, that's-\ |
| 1750 | '''Emile:''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''''' |
| 1751 | * ''[[BornLucky Twice]]'' Emile makes it back to the surface of the water just before [[OxygenMeter running out of oxygen]]. |
| 1752 | -->'''Emile:''' '''''[[ARareSentence I AM THE MASTER OF BREATHING!!!]]''''' |
| 1753 | !!!Episode 18 - "Fish Farts" |
| 1754 | * The side interface ends up disappearing briefly to call attention to Jon's [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld 3-Up Moon]] icon. |
| 1755 | * Emile's story of how he was told that Creator/BrieLarson played the role of, "the lady in ''Literature/{{Room}}''," which he misinterpreted as her playing the role of Lisa in ''Film/TheRoom2003''. |
| 1756 | * The episode ends ''right'' before Emile confronts the [[SmashingHallwayTrapsOfDoom spinning blades of doom]] at the back of Clanker's belly, before anyone has the chance to react. |
| 1757 | !!!Episode 19 - "Wonderwing" |
| 1758 | * After Emile's risqué statement of, "who's wiggling my uvula?", Tim thinks someone in ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' might've said that. |
| 1759 | -->'''Emile:''' Y'know, uh... Wrinkly Kong says it!\ |
| 1760 | '''Jon:''' ''(wheezes)'' Ah, yes! The dead ghost of Wrinkly Kong!\ |
| 1761 | '''Emile:''' Tha-That's how she died; [[CrossesTheLineTwice somebody touched her uvula]].\ |
| 1762 | '''Jon:''' Oh, for fuck's sake!\ |
| 1763 | '''Emile:''' ''(bursts out laughing)'' You know me! Nintendo lore expert? [[BlatantLies You can trust what's coming out of my mouth!]] |
| 1764 | * According to Jon, [[Sandbox/FamilyJules7X Jules]] looks like a {{goth}} edgelord, and Emile looks like the kid who gets called Poindexter in school. |
| 1765 | !!!Episode 20 - "Gobi's Valley" |
| 1766 | * Trying to cross the incredibly narrow walkway to Brentilda and Cheato provokes Emile to repeatedly say, "[[MadnessMantra freakin' hell]]." |
| 1767 | -->'''Emile:''' That's [[{{Pun}} where I am]]. I'm in [[LethalLavaLand freakin' Hell]]. |
| 1768 | * Emile briefly enters Mad Monster Mansion, but changes his mind about doing the worlds out of order again when he's told that he might not be able to get all the Notes without the Turbo Trainers. When he exits, the Guys all have a laugh about Bottles announcing his brand new Note score of ''5''. |
| 1769 | * Emile admitting that he believed "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" was from the ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive'' franchise. |
| 1770 | * Near the end of the video, Emile falls into the damagingly hot sand and [[CycleOfHurting slowly cooks to death]] while Jon [[SkewedPriorities keeps listing cartoon shows]] Jamie Mitchell worked on. |
| 1771 | !!!Episode 21 - "Mummy Matching" |
| 1772 | * Emile [[DracoInLeatherPants trying to justify]] letting Gruntilda mutilate Tooty. |
| 1773 | -->'''Emile:''' Eeehhhhh, y'knooow, [[FelonyMisdemeanor she ate the last Oreo the other daaay]]...\ |
| 1774 | '''Jon:''' ''[[WhatTheHellHero Woooooooooow.]]'' |
| 1775 | * Jon's story of how he and his sister got into a fight as kids, where she shoved him into the television, and he uppercutted her, giving her a nosebleed. The ''real'' humorous part was Jon's dad saying he was actually impressed Jon was able to do that to her at ''all''. |
| 1776 | !!!Episode 22 - "Cough It Up" |
| 1777 | * Emile thinks the solution to getting Trunker's Jiggy is to [[BlackComedy chop him down]]. Which, as some commenters point out, ''would'' probably be the solution if this were ''[[DarkerAndEdgier Tooie]]''. |
| 1778 | * Emile misses the jump for Jinxy's Jiggy, taking fall damage and nearly getting flattened by the mummy hand, just to add insult to injury. The best part though is both Emile and Tim letting out [[BigNo Big "NO!"s]] at the same time, Tim's lasting for a good 20 seconds while Emile gives several variations on "OHHH NOOOO!", with the last one being a 50/50 mix of [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Joseph Joestar]] and [[VideoGame/MarioParty Mario]]. Meanwhile, Jon is [[DeadpanSnarker completely unfazed]]. |
| 1779 | -->'''Jon:''' You alright over there? I heard a bunch of staticked complaining.\ |
| 1780 | '''Emile:''' That's just, uh... That's how it sounds if you're with me in person. Trust me. |
| 1781 | * Jon searches ''Anime/SakuraQuest'' in Google, but misspells it as ''Sakura'' Re''quest'', and for some reason, one of the search results ends up being ''VideoGame/MapleStory''. |
| 1782 | * During the last minute of the video, the game chugs because Emile's internet connection is unstable. |
| 1783 | !!!Episode 23 - "Taunting Me" |
| 1784 | * The episode starts with Tim trying (and failing) to make a ''Banjo-Kazooie'' version of [[Music/SmashMouth "All Star"]]. |
| 1785 | -->'''Emile:''' Have you been thinking about this all day?\ |
| 1786 | '''Tim:''' Just, [[ExaggeratedTrope all week]], actually. |
| 1787 | * The entire time Emile's been playing Gobi's Valley, he failed to notice Bottles and thus, has not gotten the move yet. Jon and Tim get into hysterics the more times Emile passes the Bottles area without noticing, and when he finally does in this episode, he freaks out. Jon, for his part, due to bad connection, became a bit concerned, since from his end, the moment sounded like something breaking and then static. |
| 1788 | !!!Episode 24 - "Worst Dad Ever" |
| 1789 | * The description {{lampshad|e hanging}}ing how lazy Boggy actually is. |
| 1790 | -->'''Description:''' I had a busy day today, I rode on a sled and choked on a puzzle. |
| 1791 | * Calling someone your favorite character has some [[PerverseSexualLust pretty heavy stipulations]]... |
| 1792 | -->'''Emile as Grunty:''' If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the [[RhymesOnADime loft]]!\ |
| 1793 | '''Tim:''' ''(scoffs)'' Wow.\ |
| 1794 | '''Emile:''' Uhh, are you... [[AccidentalInnuendo wanting to sleep with me?]]\ |
| 1795 | '''Jon:''' [[NoJustNoReaction N-No]], she wants to fight you 'cause you're insulting her, Emile.\ |
| 1796 | '''Emile:''' Oh.\ |
| 1797 | '''Jon:''' She's not [[FreudianSlip sitting]] on- Sh-She's not hitting on-\ |
| 1798 | '''Emile:''' This is why [[SelfDeprecation I can't get a date]]; that's what I think coming onto me is! ''(laughs)'' |
| 1799 | !!!Episode 25 - "Manure for Flowers" |
| 1800 | * Jon revealing that somebody ''actually'' made an alcoholic beverage recipe for the [[Series/WheelOfFortune Mossy Turkey Turner]]. |
| 1801 | -->Coat the rim of the glass in turkey gravy\ |
| 1802 | 1 shot of potiguaya\ |
| 1803 | 1 shot of crème de menthe\ |
| 1804 | Shake well\ |
| 1805 | [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Garnish with a piece of turkey]] |
| 1806 | * Jon brings up the fact that you can pick up Kazooie's eggs if they miss a target. Emile, Tim, and even ''Dan'' had no idea that was possible until now. |
| 1807 | * Emile's story of how his cat, Kirby, ate a bee, and the bee stung his tongue as its last dying act, causing Kirby to react like [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction he ate something spicy]]. |
| 1808 | !!!Episode 26 - "Puzzle Password" |
| 1809 | * Tim says that no one under 50 is gonna recognize Music/NeilSedaka's "Breaking Up is Hard to Do", but then Jon points out that [[LampshadeHanging Tim himself isn't even 50]], to which Tim says, [[ThatCameOutWrong "that's the problem."]] |
| 1810 | * Emile beelines it to the Church, but as soon as he gets into the doorway, the timer ends and the door closes on him. ...And he ''still'' [[GoodBadBugs gets credited for going inside]]. |
| 1811 | * He ''meant'' to say [[CallBack Gruntilda]]. |
| 1812 | -->'''Emile:''' No, I didn't get rejected! She wants to sleep with me, right?! ''(laughs)''\ |
| 1813 | '''Jon:''' T-Th-The door?\ |
| 1814 | '''Emile:''' Th- [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Yes!]] Uh... Uh, tha-that's... That's where I get [[VideoGame/MarioParty my wood]]! ''({{beat}}; scoffs)'' [[SelfDeprecation I'm horrible!]] |
| 1815 | ** Tim then proceeds to name the door [[LadyMondegreen "Dorothy"]]. |
| 1816 | ** Jon didn't hear Emile's joke due to the unreliable connection, but upon repeating it for him and getting a tired and disappointed response, Emile remarks that he would have known Jon's reaction anyway, having known him long enough. |
| 1817 | !!!Episode 27 - "Motzand" |
| 1818 | * I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you, Tim. ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} This is a church...]]'' |
| 1819 | -->'''Tim:''' These are the biggest freakin' pews ever, man.\ |
| 1820 | '''Emile:''' Mm-hm. They're the right size for these guys', uh... [[FogFeet non-asses.]]\ |
| 1821 | '''Jon:''' ''Definitely'' [[FreudianSlip misheard that]] for a second! |
| 1822 | * Emile [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou falls from the rafters]], and ''somehow'' only ends up taking ''[[BornLucky 1 HP of damage]]'' because he judiciously used a Beak Buster not knowing it would reset his fall damage multiplier. |
| 1823 | * Emile tells a story of when he accidentally farted in a wheelchair-using girl's face. He was mortified by the incident and realized that it must be a fairly common problem for wheelchair users, since their faces end up at the height of standing people's butts. |
| 1824 | !!!Episode 28 - "Napper Nap" |
| 1825 | * Emile's method of trying to get [[StealthBasedMission Napper]] to go to sleep: Beak Busting the table repeatedly while singing a lullaby to him. |
| 1826 | -->''♪Rock-a-bye ghosty, on the tabletop!\ |
| 1827 | When I stop singing, you'll sleep like a rock!♪'' |
| 1828 | * Emile passes the nook leading to the ramp that the Pumpkin needs to climb the house ''twice'' [[FailedASpotCheck without seeing it]]. Jon steps in quickly to cut it short. |
| 1829 | -->'''Jon:''' Alright, once I'll give him; twice, {{no|just no reaction}}. No, come on now. |
| 1830 | ** While he was on his way to the gutter to get the Jiggy in it, he completely ''[[EpicFail misses]]'' the pipe and falls off the roof, complete with more screaming from Emile and Tim. |
| 1831 | !!!Episode 29 - "IN THE TOILET" |
| 1832 | * The comment made on the Church door repeatedly closing. |
| 1833 | -->'''Tim:''' They don't want you in that church, do they?\ |
| 1834 | '''Emile:''' Oh... Appare-Apparently, [[BlackComedy I'm a heretic]]. |
| 1835 | * Commenters were wondering if Emile would ever cave and need to be told he can break the Mansion's windows. Then, this happens. |
| 1836 | -->'''Jon:''' Tell us when you want advice, 'cos I don't know if you'd think to try it otherwise. ''(Emile breaks the window)'' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Good news, you thought to try it otherwise.]] |
| 1837 | * Upon realizing that he needs Pumpkin Banjo for the last Honeycomb Piece, Emile descends into complete {{Angrish}}. Even better is that Jon and Tim explicitly allowed this to happen by deciding not to tell Emile both upstairs windows needed to be broken before the Pumpkin was taken to the house again, wasting his time and forcing an extra trip between forms to open the room and then claim the Honeycomb. |
| 1838 | !!!Episode 30 - "Coffin Smash" |
| 1839 | * The episode starts with Emile taking his anger out [[MisplacedRetribution on Mumbo]]. |
| 1840 | -->'''Emile:''' ''(punches Mumbo in the legs)'' Yeah, that's what I think of y-you and your {{kneecap|ping}}s. |
| 1841 | * Out of nowhere, Emile and Tim decide to have a [[ToiletHumour farting contest]]. |
| 1842 | * Jon StatingTheSimpleSolution to Gruntilda's beauty problem. |
| 1843 | -->'''Tim as Grunty:''' I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for [[RhymesOnADime air]]!\ |
| 1844 | '''Jon:''' [[YouAreFat Go on a diet!]] Do some exercise! Stop [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking flying]] everywhere! |
| 1845 | * [[InsaneTrollLogic Somehow]], Emile tries to draw comparisons between old people being obsessed with gas prices and the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom. |
| 1846 | -->'''Jon:''' Wai-Wait! Wait a minute! Hold up! Before you finish this thought, [[LampshadeHanging how the hell did you get here from gas station prices]]?!\ |
| 1847 | '''Emile:''' N-No, I-I-I wa- I was getting there! Maybe because there was, like, so much, {{like|is like a comma}}, doom and gloom on the news when, like, our parents were kids, it caused them to, like, have [[ARareSentence gas price fetishes]], or something.\ |
| 1848 | '''Jon:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No!]] ''[[BigNo NNNO!]]'' [[BigWhat What?!]]\ |
| 1849 | '''Tim:''' I-I'm not touching this one... with a 10-foot pole. |
| 1850 | !!!Episode 31 - "Rusty Bucket Bay" |
| 1851 | * Emile sets foot into [[ThatOneLevel Rusty Bucket Bay]]... and then ''immediately'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere backs out]] because his health is under half. |
| 1852 | * Emile ''nearly'' refers to a ladder as a "[[BuffySpeak climbey]]". |
| 1853 | * Emile mentions that he and Tim have been marathoning ''Series/LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple'', and Tim wrote out a script that outlines Rusty Bucket Bay that he reads in an imitation of Olmec. |
| 1854 | -->'''Tim:''' You ''could'' go to the Toxic Wastes Dump, which would then lead you to the Chamber of the [[AsteroidsMonster Giant Box]]. If you survive the Box, you may find yourself in the Kitchen, with the burning gravy. ''If'' you can survive the smell, you ''may'' end up in the Dumpster of the Green Jinjo. |
| 1855 | * Jon continuing the RunningGag from his and Lucahjin's LP of ''Banjo-Kazooie'' of naming the Grimlet enemies "Chad" and having him invite Banjo to a party every time he passes by. Emile quickly catches on and names the second Grimlet he runs into "Chad 2: Chad Harder." |
| 1856 | !!!Episode 32 - "Water 2" |
| 1857 | * Emile's first death of the stage comes from a [[UndignifiedDeath Grille Chompa]]... while he was [[HitboxDissonance attacking it]]. |
| 1858 | * Jon reading an article on the [[ViewersAreGoldfish memories of goldfish]], and how the reason why the CommonKnowledge of their memory hasn't faded is because fish, "[[ARareSentence have a serious PR issue]]." |
| 1859 | * This exchange on HitboxDissonance... goes places. |
| 1860 | -->'''Jon:''' Remember, it's Kazooie's head that does the damage. Basically, her head was past them that time.\ |
| 1861 | '''Emile:''' Unfortunately for me, her head is not in my ass.\ |
| 1862 | '''Jon:''' Umm...\ |
| 1863 | '''Tim:''' Woah, yeah. TRG Out Of Context, there you go!\ |
| 1864 | '''Jon:''' I mean, I guess, yeah, it makes sense ''in'' context.\ |
| 1865 | '''Emile:''' It does make sense! Like, y'know, I- [[DiggingYourselfDeeper my life would be easier if her head were in my ass.]]\ |
| 1866 | '''Jon:''' You're just making it so much worse.\ |
| 1867 | '''Emile:''' [[{{Troll}} I know.]] |
| 1868 | * Everything from 11:20 onward is basically [[HumiliationConga a speedrun of everything]] that [[ThatOneLevel makes Rusty Bucket Bay so hated]] (at least [[FromBadToWorse outside the ship]]): Emile discovering that your OxygenMeter goes down even when you're only at the surface of the water (which Jon forgot to mention), [[JumpScare finding]] [[ThreateningShark Snacker's shark pen]] in the corner of the map, struggling to get ''out'' of Snacker's shark pen, going into another room and running into ''[[OutOfTheFryingPan another]]'' fish enemy, and blind-jumping onto a platform with ''another'' Grille Chompa. |
| 1869 | -->'''Emile:''' I didn't think they were going to make [[TitleDrop "Water 2"]]. I thought "Water 1" was bad enough!\ |
| 1870 | '''Jon:''' Yeah, the sequel is much tougher.\ |
| 1871 | '''Emile:''' The [[{{Pun}} "SEA-quel"]]!\ |
| 1872 | '''Tim:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no!]]\ |
| 1873 | ''(Emile [[TheHyena cackles]] and then falls in the drink again)''\ |
| 1874 | '''Jon:''' Yeah, you go back there and think about what you did. |
| 1875 | * Somebody had to [[MemeticMutation say it]]... |
| 1876 | -->'''Emile:''' Uh, this is still... [[GrimyWater Death Water.]]\ |
| 1877 | '''Jon:''' I wouldn't say [[SubvertedCatchphrase Death Water]]. More like [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Suffocation Water]]. |
| 1878 | !!!Episode 33 - "Dangerous Workplace" |
| 1879 | * Emile brute forces the whistle puzzle without even seeing the solution to the puzzle, [[FailedASpotCheck located on the side of the boat in one area]]. |
| 1880 | * The sight of a TNT crate being dropped on the boat is just funny to Emile. |
| 1881 | -->'''Emile:''' Sorry about the boat, Gruntilda! I-I'll replace it!\ |
| 1882 | '''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging Th-The whole boat?]] |
| 1883 | * Immediately after that, Emile's story of when he was at a deli and tried to say he wanted a whole Boar's Head, only to say he wanted a [[FreudianSlip whore]], with the clerk [[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughing]] and saying, "[[DeadpanSnarker I don't think you can afford one of those]]." |
| 1884 | !!!Episode 34 - "Boom Box" |
| 1885 | * The episode begins with Emile [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaving Boss Boom Box's chamber]]. According to him, he was trying to see if he could [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} poop Eggs from the ladder]]. |
| 1886 | * Shortly afterward, when he re-enters the arena and Boss Boom Box gives his same dialogue as before, not acknowledging that Banjo had already been there. |
| 1887 | -->'''Emile:''' You know me from last week! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' If this is actually where the video splits, that'd be really funny, though, but I doubt it. |
| 1888 | !!!Episode 35 - "Egg You Harder" |
| 1889 | * Emile comes ''extremely'' close to losing all of his air getting the Purple Jinjo, but manages to save himself [[DownToTheLastPlay at the last second]]. |
| 1890 | -->'''Emile:''' '''''YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME TODAY,''''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise but you might get me in the next 5 minutes]]! |
| 1891 | * After realizing that the propellers are [[ThisIsGonnaSuck gonna suck]], Emile rereads the Twycross embedding on the ship. |
| 1892 | -->'''Emile:''' Man, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] the English. No, I'm kidding!\ |
| 1893 | '''Tim:''' Tch! Oh, wow!\ |
| 1894 | '''Jon:''' ''Jesus!'' |
| 1895 | * Emile's suspicions about breaking windows is correct; however... |
| 1896 | -->'''Emile:''' [[ShaggyDogStory Oh, come on! It's this place again?]] |
| 1897 | !!!Episode 36 - "Snorkel the Dolphin" |
| 1898 | * Emile tells the history of the [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2 Ardanian Soldier]] [[MemeticMutation battle cries]], but stops when he sees Snorkel trapped under an anchor and feels sympathy for him. |
| 1899 | -->'''Emile:''' Wow, it actually... interrupted me talking about [[MemeticBadass Captain Padraig]]. That's how [[AnimalLover important animals are]] to me. |
| 1900 | * Emile calls the Eggs under the oil "Kazooie's mutated embryo", and Jon is understandably {{squick}}ed out. |
| 1901 | -->'''Emile:''' What do you got against mutants? First, I make a ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' guess, and [[CallBack you laugh at it]]. |
| 1902 | * Emile [[SpecialEffectFailure abuses the draw distance]] to colloquially play "Right Boat, Left Boat". |
| 1903 | * Emile's reaction to finally reaching the infamous [[ThatOneLevel Engine Room]]... |
| 1904 | -->'''Jon:''' Welcome to the Engine Room.\ |
| 1905 | '''Emile:''' Oh GOD, N- That's [[BottomlessPits death,]] ain't it?\ |
| 1906 | '''Jon:''' [[BluntYes Yup.]] Welcome to the Engine Room.\ |
| 1907 | '''Emile:''' ''(crying)'' Ohhhh noooo! [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I don't like this...]] |
| 1908 | !!!Episode 37 - "Engine Room" |
| 1909 | * Not even two minutes into the video, and Emile dies to the [[ThatOneLevel Engine Room]]'s fan blades, not expecting knockback. |
| 1910 | * After realizing the switches have been reset from his death, Emile attempts to head back out... only to fall in the pit again. |
| 1911 | -->'''Emile:''' Oh. Nevermind. [[CasualDangerDialog That's faster.]] ''(chuckles)'' |
| 1912 | * The episode ends on a literal {{Cliffhanger}}... or at least, it ''would'' have if this were ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie'' and Banjo could grab ledges. After [[HopeSpot finally getting a good run at the prop switches]] by realizing that the propellers in the middle can be skipped by going the long way around them, Emile makes a run for the exit... and [[YankTheDogsChain clips the corner on the last platform]], which isn't even moving unlike everything else. |
| 1913 | -->'''Emile:''' I had a feeling. I was like, [[TemptingFate you would not tell me "this is the hardest Jiggy in the game" if you could just skip over]]-- [[BigNo NO!]]\ |
| 1914 | '''Tim:''' [[RapidFireNo Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!]]\ |
| 1915 | '''Jon:''' [[ThatsGottaHurt Oooooh.]]\ |
| 1916 | ''(Emile [[{{Angrish}} howls in frustration]] after respawning, and the episode ends right there)'' |
| 1917 | !!!Episode 38 - "The Hardest Jiggy In The Game" |
| 1918 | * Jon permits Emile to sing his cover of [[Music/TheStrokes "Reptilia"]], because [[TemptingFate he knows]] old jokes of his that he's forgotten often give Emile strength. ...Emile doesn't even get ''one verse'' into the song before [[EpicFail he falls into the pit]]. |
| 1919 | * Near the end of the video, Emile decides that he's only going to try once more, because he's very hungry and wants to go eat. Tim and Jon both lampshade the similarity to a certain incident in their ''Dokapon Kingdom'' LP. |
| 1920 | !!!Episode 39 - "Mistakes Were Made" |
| 1921 | * The Guys admit that there was a recording error, so everything they are doing from now on is no longer blind. You would ''not'' be able to tell by how Emile plays, as he constantly goes the wrong way in the hub world this episode, even with Jon and Tim guiding him. Emile even admits he might have gotten ''worse'' at navigating the place. |
| 1922 | * According to Emile, the hottest thing a girl ever said to him was, "You're [[DamnedByFaintPraise sometimes]] funny." |
| 1923 | * Emile gets a kick out of Grunty's first boyfriend being named Greasy Grant, mainly because he knew the name was a reference to Grant Kirkhope. |
| 1924 | * It takes Emile 39 episodes to finally say, "[[DracoInLeatherPants Gruntilda did nothing wrong]]." |
| 1925 | -->'''Jon:''' Wooow, okay. Maybe let's not go ''that'' far! [[LampshadeHanging She's literally done kidnapping!]]\ |
| 1926 | '''Emile:''' Listen, I know she kidnapped and mutilated a child, which, I could go either way on, kids are awful...\ |
| 1927 | '''Jon:''' No! What? [[RapidFireNo Absolutely not, no no no no no no.]] |
| 1928 | !!!Episode 40 - "A BEE?!?" |
| 1929 | * Emile and Tim make Gnawty sing to the tune of [[Music/SmashMouth "All Star"]], with Jon pointing out that they [[HistoryRepeats did the same thing]] in the lost recording. |
| 1930 | ** Not only that, but much like the Lucahjin example earlier, LetsPlay/MasaeAnela [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike also started singing to the tune of "All Star"]] when she first met Gnawty in Spring. |
| 1931 | !!!Episode 41 - "Best Fertilizer" |
| 1932 | * When Emile is ready to make another joke about ''VideoGame/PaperMario'', Jon ''immediately'' steers the conversation towards how long it took Emile to finish Click Clock Wood the first time around because he's sick of hearing the joke. |
| 1933 | * A Jiggy that requires Banjo to fertilize a field by pooping out Kazooie's egg leads Emille to wonder if there were once people who [[{{Squick}} produced delicious poop]]. |
| 1934 | !!!Episode 42 - "Murder the Bees" |
| 1935 | * Emile kills the final Zubba using Wonderwing... through it flying into Banjo's ass. |
| 1936 | -->'''Emile:''' ''Eat my ass!'' It killed you. |
| 1937 | * Like the rafters in Mad Monster Mansion, Emile [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou falls from the log cabin]] in Summer... but this time, ''does'' die due to forgetting about the drought. |
| 1938 | -->'''Emile:''' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice I THOUGHT THAT WAS WATER!!!]]'''''\ |
| 1939 | '''Jon as Bottles:''' 31? That's an improvement! ''But not eno-ooouuugh~!'' |
| 1940 | ** Then Jon jokes about how the game heard Emile complain about all the water levels, so [[LaserGuidedKarma they took away the water]]. |
| 1941 | * A discussion of a [[WhatCouldHaveBeen scrapped]] Colosseum Direct bumper... [[Franchise/StarWars goes places.]] |
| 1942 | -->'''Jon:''' Which side of [[Characters/StarWarsAnakinSkywalker Anakin]] am I? Am I the one that [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith kills the Younglings]], or am I the one that throws [Palpatine] o-off of a... [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi off of a railing?]]\ |
| 1943 | '''Emile:''' Uhh, tss...\ |
| 1944 | '''Tim:''' Hmm.\ |
| 1945 | '''Emile:''' Can I say the whiny side that complains about Obi-Wan a lot?\ |
| 1946 | '''Jon:''' ''(snickers; whining)'' [[Film/AttackOfTheClones I hate saaand! It's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere!]] |
| 1947 | !!!Episode 43 - "Feed the Baby" |
| 1948 | * Emile's story of him and Tim marathoning ''WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM''. |
| 1949 | -->'''Emile:''' I felt so bad for Tim when he said [[WarmHeartedWalrus Rotor]] was his favorite character, because in Season 2, [[OutOfFocus Rotor doesn't do anything]], and they redesigned him, and [[UnnecessaryMakeover he looks horrible]]! |
| 1950 | * Emile burns through his entire stash of Gold Feathers trying to get a single Note he missed from a Snarebear. |
| 1951 | * When Emile gets bitten by a Big Clucker and gets knocked into the brambles... |
| 1952 | -->'''Emile:''' Oh no no, my ass, my ass!\ |
| 1953 | '''Tim:''' Not again!\ |
| 1954 | '''Emile:''' That ass wasn't for you!\ |
| 1955 | '''Jon:''' Stop shaking what your momma cave you!\ |
| 1956 | '''Emile:''' I was putting out there for [[PerverseSexualLust Grunty]]! \ |
| 1957 | '''Jon:''' You're saving it for Grunty?\ |
| 1958 | '''Emile:''' Yeah! I-I'm practicing blowing up balloons with it because that's what turns her on. ''(giggles)''\ |
| 1959 | '''Jon:''' ''(defeated sigh)''\ |
| 1960 | '''Tim:''' I mean... |
| 1961 | ** This then leads into a discussion between Emile and Tim on how one would actually blow up balloons with their butt; Emile suggests people would use superglue to attach the balloon to their butthole. |
| 1962 | --->'''Jon:''' [[DontTryThisAtHome Please do not superglue your ass.]] |
| 1963 | * When discussing stories of wrestlers taking laxatives to keep themselves in the lightweight class, Emile makes a CallBack to ''VideoGame/PokemonSnap''. |
| 1964 | -->'''Emile:''' On that note, [[BizarreTasteInFood magnesium citrate is delicious]]! |
| 1965 | !!!Episode 44 - "Saving Nabnut" |
| 1966 | * A tangent on UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein's academic record begins as such. |
| 1967 | -->'''Emile:''' [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Einstein got bad grades? Mine are even worse!]] |
| 1968 | * Jon tries to see if Music/LimpBizkit had any controversies, and ends up finding on [[Website/{{Wikipedia}} the Other Wiki]] that [[Creator/JimCarrey Dr. Robotnik]] referenced them in ''Film/{{Sonic the Hedgehog 2|2022}}''. |
| 1969 | !!!Episode 45 - "Winter is Coming" |
| 1970 | * When Emile looks around for the last few Notes in Autumn, he finds out that a Snarebear is guarding them... and he only has one Gold Feather left. Naturally, he fails to get a single Note. |
| 1971 | * Emile dies to a [[AsteroidsMonster Chinker]] [[UndignifiedDeath in the lobby]] because he forgot that he was all out of Gold Feathers. |
| 1972 | * Immediately after that, he drowns in Winter because of the sides of the ice hole [[GameBreakingBug pushing him downwards]]. |
| 1973 | -->'''Jon:''' I don't have to say it this time, but ''[[RunningGag wooooow]]''! |
| 1974 | * [[HumiliationConga If that weren't enough]], Emile dies ''again'' to the Chinker in the lobby soon after, and then ''drowns'' again after nabbing the Honeycomb Piece because of the same lip in the ice. And apparently, [[HistoryRepeats this wasn't even the first time the Chinkers got him]]. |
| 1975 | -->'''Jon:''' Well, the good news is [...] you don't have to do it again, but on the other hand, ''[[OverlyLongGag wooooow]]''!\ |
| 1976 | '''Emile:''' [[YouExclamation You!]] [[FloweryInsults You rectal cavity, you...]] |
| 1977 | !!!Episode 46 - "All Grown Up" |
| 1978 | * Emile is still reeling from being called a "hairy fool" in the last episode. |
| 1979 | -->'''Emile:''' I love it when people [[InsultBackfire insult]] me! [[TooKinkyToTorture Especially girls.]] |
| 1980 | * And yet somehow, [[MellowFellow Tim's]] alive. |
| 1981 | -->'''Emile:''' I kill people who don't insult me!\ |
| 1982 | '''Jon:''' ''(scoffs)'' "I kill people who ''don't'' insult me"?! [[SelfDeprecation No wonder I'm still alive!]] |
| 1983 | * Emile attempts to be an infomercial salesperson, but upon missing the Witch Switch by Beak Busting and taking fall damage, he attempts to sell Jon on [[NeckSnap Snapped Necks]]. |
| 1984 | * Emile's impression of a text-to-speech AI from an [[Website/{{Reddit}} [=r/AskReddit=]]] video about bad toilet experiences. He recalls being especially amused at how awkwardly it pronounced the word "poop" inconsistently in the same sentence, both over- and under-pronouncing it by saying (as Emile not-inaccurately quotes) "pooohhp" and then "puhp" in successive uses of the word. (The referenced moment is at 5:10 in [[https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DIFSlcya210U&ved=2ahUKEwit75SE5sT5AhWXkokEHUMQAtUQo7QBegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw2goL5PLnl_pgzQ3cficjqc this video]]) |
| 1985 | !!!Episode 47 - "Back In Time" |
| 1986 | * Emile finally coming to terms with how much Tim's been [[ToiletHumour rubbing off on him]]. |
| 1987 | -->'''Emile:''' We have been [[PlatonicLifePartners living together]] too long; holy crap! I'm just- I'm saying these things! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' And I'm like, "[[BigNo Noooo]]!" ''(laughs)''\ |
| 1988 | '''Tim:''' It's part of my plan to TakeOverTheWorld.\ |
| 1989 | '''Emile:''' It kinda is. |
| 1990 | * Jon leaves for a while, and once he comes back... |
| 1991 | -->'''Jon:''' [[MemeticMutation Are ya' winning, son?]] |
| 1992 | * As a warmup, Emile tried to do the [[ThatOneLevel Engine Room]] again. ...He [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome beat it]] on his [[BornLucky first try]]. |
| 1993 | * Emile ponders whether or not a ''Franchise/StarWars'' porno called "Execute Order [[Lol69 69]]" exists. Jon's response? |
| 1994 | -->'''Jon:''' ''[[BeleagueredAssistant (sigh)]]'' Hang on, let me open up, fucking... private window. [=SafeSearch=] off. |
| 1995 | ** They then discuss a LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} moment where she concluded ''VideoGame/RustysRealDealBaseball'' is one of the few things to ''not'' have porn on the internet. Emile wonders if it now exists, and ''Jon decides to look that up too''. '''It does.''' |
| 1996 | --->'''Jon:''' [[TooMuchInformation Yep, that- yep, that exists.]] |
| 1997 | !!!Episode 48 - "Blind Playthrough New Game+" |
| 1998 | * The title of the episode comes about as the way Jon describes Emile's miraculous amnesia despite having completed the game in the failed recordings. As Emile himself notes, his playthrough in the redo has been hardly distinguishable from a truly blind run. |
| 1999 | * Emile mentions how LetsPlay/{{Stephen|Plays}} was surprised to learn that he never played ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'', to which Tim and Jon are equally as shocked on cue. Emile explains the reason was because when the game first became popular in his teenage years, he decided [[ItsPopularSoItSucks not to play it because it was popular]], and because he thought not playing popular games made him look cool. |
| 2000 | * Once Emile gets all the Notes, Jon says he doesn't have to talk as Bottles anymore, but upon exiting Click Clock Wood... |
| 2001 | -->'''Jon as Bottles:''' ''[[OverlyLongGag Wooooow!]]'' I wasn't done at all! ILied! |
| 2002 | * As Emile goes to leave the Click Clock Wood lobby in Grunty's Lair to collect Honeycombs, Jon breaks spoiler silence to warn him for his sanity that he still needs to be Bee Banjo to get the last overworld Jiggy. |
| 2003 | -->'''Emile:''' Is [Mumbo's] magic [[TemptingFate going to get weak soon]]? I want to get that Honeycomb...\ |
| 2004 | '''Jon:''' Double back, double back!\ |
| 2005 | '''Emile:''' What?\ |
| 2006 | '''Jon:''' Double back! Turn around!\ |
| 2007 | '''Emile:''' Yeah, I know, I know. [[SkewedPriorities No, I mean, I want to get the Honeycomb from the thing.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can't break that as a bee.]]\ |
| 2008 | '''Jon:''' [[SuddenlyShouting DOUBLE BACK!]] Look around! |
| 2009 | !!!Episode 49 - "Grunty's Furnace Run" |
| 2010 | * One of the screenshot squares pulls up an obvious image of Tiptup... from below. |
| 2011 | -->'''Emile:''' [[ARareSentence Nice]] PantyShot [[ARareSentence of this guy.]] |
| 2012 | ** In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, Tim can be heard mentioning that he has panty shots of [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2 Pyra]], and clarifies they all came from the game and he doesn't actually search for that. Those who've watched his channel will know he mentioned this in his ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'' videos too. |
| 2013 | * The "blind playthrough new game+" situation has one significant disadvantage--in the time since the initial recording for the LP, Emile has forgotten most of Brentilda's Grunty secrets, leaving him getting most of the Gruntilda questions wrong. |
| 2014 | * Failing the first Grunty square twice causes Emile to make a confession. |
| 2015 | -->'''Emile:''' I should know my [[PerverseSexualLust waifu]] ''better'' than that!\ |
| 2016 | '''Jon:''' Oh my god, are you ''actually'' calling Grunty your waifu at this point? |
| 2017 | * The episode ends on a cliffhanger as Emile has to do a timed challenge. ...Said challenge involves Emile having to do the Mr. Vile minigame ''again'', with the appropriate reactions from the trio. |
| 2018 | -->'''Emile:''' Uhhh, minigame time, [[HopeSpot please don't hurt me]]...\ |
| 2019 | '''Jon:''' What's it gonna be?\ |
| 2020 | ''(scene transitions to reveal Mr. Vile)''\ |
| 2021 | '''Emile:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck OHHH NOOOOO!!!]]\ |
| 2022 | '''Tim:''' YES! Oh, I was hoping for this, baby. Hahaha!\ |
| 2023 | '''Emile:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] Nooo... Yes! |
| 2024 | !!!Episode 50 - "Up the Winding Stairs" |
| 2025 | * Emile's victory quote upon clearing Furnace Fun. |
| 2026 | -->'''Emile:''' [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Get outta here, you ugly prototype!]] |
| 2027 | * The response to Tooty forcing Banjo to finish the fight with Gruntilda? |
| 2028 | -->'''Emile:''' Do we ''really'' need to hurt her? We got what we wanted, and [[DracoInLeatherPants she's awesome]]! |
| 2029 | * Getting the chance to explore [[DevelopersForesight an area that we only saw in cutscenes before]] gets the guys talking about their progress through ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles''. Emile is rushing to make time for [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3 the third game]] (which was one weekend away from release when the video was recorded), Tim is playing ''[[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2TornaTheGoldenCountry Torna]]'', and Jon gripes in his Bottles voice about still having to get through [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 the first game]]. |
| 2030 | -->'''Emile:''' It's okay, son, you'll come of age eventually.\ |
| 2031 | '''Jon:''' Uh-huh. Oh, is that how it is? Number one is just growing up, number two is puberty, [[HotterAndSexier hence all the boobs]]...\ |
| 2032 | ''(Emile cracks up)''\ |
| 2033 | '''Tim:''' Pretty much.\ |
| 2034 | '''Jon:''' And number three is that you're at a college, starting your real life?\ |
| 2035 | '''Emile:''' More like... no, number three is when you're drafted into the military against your will.\ |
| 2036 | '''Jon:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oooh!]] |
| 2037 | * When completing the final Jigsaw Puzzle, which is, naturally, a portrait of Gruntilda herself... |
| 2038 | -->'''Tim:''' I love that picture.\ |
| 2039 | '''Emile:''' I know! She looks so menacing and cool! Tell me, would you not want, like, [[FanDisservice a fine piece of this]]?\ |
| 2040 | ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption (Grunty cackles, right on cue)]]''\ |
| 2041 | '''Tim:''' I should paint that...\ |
| 2042 | '''Jon:''' [[NoJustNoReaction I'm good, not my type.]] |
| 2043 | * First, Cheato caught his eye, and now the 100% rewards make him [[RhymesOnADime die]]. |
| 2044 | -->'''Emile:''' These models are [[ARareSentence made of sex]]! They are, like, the most ''beautiful'' N64 models I've ''ever'' seen!\ |
| 2045 | '''Jon:''' ''(snickers)'' Jesus!\ |
| 2046 | '''Tim:''' I'm putting that on Twitter. |
| 2047 | * If he wasn't a {{yandere}} for [[Franchise/{{Splatoon}} Marie]], he's ''definitely'' one for Grunty. |
| 2048 | -->'''Emile:''' Oh, gosh! I get to [[FetishRetardant bathe in her vomit]]!\ |
| 2049 | '''Jon:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Don't- Why are you [[LampshadeHanging so excited-sounding]] about that?\ |
| 2050 | '''Emile:''' Uh... ''(chuckles)'' It's like [[StalkerWithACrush having a piece of her with me]]? ''(laughs)'' I dunno!\ |
| 2051 | '''Jon:''' ''[[{{Squick}} Eeewwwww...]]'' |
| 2052 | !!!Episode 51 - "Grunty Battle" |
| 2053 | * ''Both'' times Emile dies to Grunty, it's because a fireball knocked him off the side of the arena. Jon describes it as a rite of passage for all first-time ''Banjo-Kazooie'' players. |
| 2054 | !!!Episode 52 [FINALE] - "Getting Revenge" |
| 2055 | * Emile ends up getting one last apology in the description. |
| 2056 | -->'''Description:''' Sorry, waifu, but I've gotta destroy you! |
| 2057 | * Emile is set to die from falling off the stage due to a fireball again and actually goes off the edge... but ''somehow'' manages to save himself. |
| 2058 | -->'''Emile: ''FOOTBAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!'''''\ |
| 2059 | '''Tim:''' Wha- HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW?\ |
| 2060 | '''Jon:''' I ''thought'' you were dead. I ''thought'' you were dead. |
| 2061 | * When the Jinjonator starts pummeling Grunty, Emile gets in one last comment about his waifu. |
| 2062 | -->'''Emile:''' Hey, it's ''my'' job to hit that- ''(breaks down in giggles)'' |
| 2063 | * During the cast roll, they reflect on the project and Jon mentions that their next one should see them reuniting to record in the same room together. Emile's excitement makes Jon reconsider. |
| 2064 | -->'''Emile:''' ''Yaaay''; I'm so excited to see you and make puns at you and see the vein throbbing in your forehead and roll your eyes at me.\ |
| 2065 | '''Jon:''' Alright, so maybe the next one's not gonna be in person.\ |
| 2066 | '''Tim:''' Aw...\ |
| 2067 | '''Emile:''' Do I need to remind you how many fucking used game stores I drove you to?! ''(the other Guys crack up)'' You owe me one! |
| 2068 | * Finally, after trolling Emile several times, what does Jon have to say as his last line of Bottles? |
| 2069 | -->'''Jon as Bottles:''' [[RunningGagged No more wows for you...]] |
| 2070 | !!!Episode 53 - "Emile's First Reaction" |
| 2071 | * In the past, Emile had made a jab at the [[OneSceneWonder melon lady]]. |
| 2072 | -->'''Emile:''' I dub her... ''[[PunnyName Melanie!]]''\ |
| 2073 | '''Tim:''' Duuuuude! ''[[BigWhat What?!]]''\ |
| 2074 | '''Jon:''' That is- That ''is'' probably her production name. |
| 2075 | * One thing Emile forgot about the [[HaveANiceDeath game over cutscene]] is Mumbo falling in love with Grunty, which makes him collapse in laughter. |
| 2076 | [[/folder]] |
| 2077 | |
| 2078 | [[folder:TMNT: Turtles in Time]] |
| 2079 | !!!Episode 1 - "BACK IN PERSON!" |
| 2080 | * Emile tries to get the Guys to sing the theme song in unison. Jon ends up singing about the seizure warning, Emile sings Tim's usual ToiletHumour lyrics, and Tim tries to sing the actual theme. |
| 2081 | -->'''Tim:''' Why are you singing dump lyrics? Oh wait, actually, why am I ''not''?! |
| 2082 | !!!Episode 2 - "Spanking Babies" |
| 2083 | * Emile's exercise story that went horribly wrong. |
| 2084 | -->'''Emile:''' I've been in physical training for a few years now? Um...\ |
| 2085 | '''Jon:''' 'Kay.\ |
| 2086 | '''Emile:''' Y'know, I, um... And they have me do all sorts of exercises that I-- [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Ahh, dammit. I thought I hit 'em.]] Uh, they had me- They have me do all sorts of exercises that I would totally never do on my own, or even know about. And the other day, they wanted to get my blood pumping before we got started. Y'know, as typical.\ |
| 2087 | '''Jon:''' 'Kay?\ |
| 2088 | '''Emile:''' And, um... my trainer gave me a ''jump rope''. And he was, like, "Here, jump rope for, like, 60 seconds." And I'm like, "[[OhCrap Uuuhhhhh]]..."\ |
| 2089 | '''Jon:''' You never jumped rope before, have you?\ |
| 2090 | '''Emile:''' And he's just like, "Whoa, what's wrong?" 'Cause I have, like, never turned down an exercise before. And he goes... Er, I just go, "I've never jumped rope in my ''entire'' life." ''(chuckles)'' And he's just, like, "You'll do fine, okay? You'll be good." So... I...\ |
| 2091 | '''Jon:''' ''(scoffs)'' I've seen you [[CallBack hula hoop]]! It probably went terrible!\ |
| 2092 | '''Tim:''' I was thinking that!\ |
| 2093 | '''Emile:''' I... I put the jump rope ''behind'' my head, swung it around once; it ''hit'' me in the back of the head, flung around, and [[GroinAttack hit me in the crotch]], and I [[DisasterDominoes fell over]].\ |
| 2094 | ''[[EverybodyLaughsEnding (the guys erupt into laughter)]]''\ |
| 2095 | '''Emile:''' In ''one'' swing! That was what it did! And then he went, "...Okay, [[InstantlyProvenWrong let's swing the rope around instead]]." |
| 2096 | !!!Episode 3 - "Bad Year" |
| 2097 | * The level taking place in [[TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture A.D.2020]] gets some good laughs out of the guys for its [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic unfortunate timing]]. |
| 2098 | -->'''Jon:''' Welcome to the distant future of 2 years ago!\ |
| 2099 | '''Emile:''' Heh heh. [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Good music]], though. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Ehm, 2020 was a decent year for music. I guess...\ |
| 2100 | '''Jon:''' ''(scoffs)'' For music, sure, 'cos no one... [[DeadpanSnarker some people had nothing else they could do]].\ |
| 2101 | '''Emile:''' Yeah... I think Music/EdSheeran had an album come out that year that was really good.\ |
| 2102 | '''Jon:''' Never took you as the [[HiddenDepths Ed Sheeran type]].\ |
| 2103 | '''Emile:''' Yeah. And I... [[RealityIsUnrealistic Believe it or not]], I did not hear about him because he's playing a song in ''VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield''; I knew about him ''before'' that!\ |
| 2104 | '''Jon:''' Alright, know what? I was gonna give you some major points; I think I'd not-- I was gonna notch you down a couple if that was the case! |
| 2105 | !!!Episode 1 (SNES) - "Five Continues" |
| 2106 | * Halfway through Big Apple, 3 AM, Emile and Tim grab two Foot Soldiers and [[MetronomicManMashing beat them up]] in complete synchrony. |
| 2107 | !!!Episode 2 (SNES) - "Tokka and Rahzar" |
| 2108 | * If only there existed a Mall of Canada to bring Nickelodeon Universe to... |
| 2109 | -->'''Emile:''' There is a ''Ninja Turtles'' roller coaster called ''Shellraiser'', and it's one of the most extreme roller coasters in the world, and it's so bizarre that they [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids marketed it toward kids]]. It holds... world ''records'' for how extreme it is; [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not joking]].\ |
| 2110 | '''Jon:''' That sounds awesome; I ''want'' to ride it.\ |
| 2111 | '''Tim:''' Yeah!\ |
| 2112 | '''Emile:''' Yeah, it has the steepest drop; it's ''over'' 90°.\ |
| 2113 | '''Jon: THAT SOUNDS ''[[RuleOfCool AAAWESOOOOOME]]''!!!''' |
| 2114 | * Doubling as [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments CMOA]], Emile and Tim's combined efforts makes ''[[CurbStompBattle mincemeat]]'' out of [[ThatOneBoss Slash]]. |
| 2115 | !!!Episode 3 (SNES) - "Bebop and Rocksteady" |
| 2116 | * Emile's recount of a video where Music/YokoOno was singing [[HollywoodToneDeaf horribly]] at a museum and the audience applauding her, with the top comment being, "This is what happens when [[TakeThat no one tells you you're bad at something]]." |
| 2117 | -->'''Jon:''' Look, man. I get- I get not liking Yoko Ono's music, but man... people appreciate it. |
| 2118 | [[/folder]] |
| 2119 | |
| 2120 | [[folder:Donkey Kong Country Returns]] |
| 2121 | !!!Running Gags: |
| 2122 | * The Guys get hit hard with the game's [[NintendoHard surprisingly vicious difficulty]], which forces them to either adapt fast or (more frequently) their carelessness will lead to one of them dying early into a level (and occasionally leading to them ''staying'' dead given the rarity of a safe space to safely revive them without a DK Barrel). In an unintentional nod to Emile's statement that DK is the worst character in his own game, this translates into DK dying ''extremely'' often (occasionally less than a minute after being respawned), regardless of the players' individual skill. |
| 2123 | ** Episode 4 is a prime example of this--while playing as DK Emile dies twice to the World 1 boss, but while playing as Diddy he basically solos 2-1. |
| 2124 | * Jon mimicking the jumping sharks whenever they show up. |
| 2125 | * Jon constantly reminding the others to breathe whenever something they can blow on shows up. |
| 2126 | * Tim leaping into bottomless pits almost OncePerEpisode. |
| 2127 | * Whenever the DK icon is hit on the Slot Machine Barrel, it's usually [[UndesirablePrize bananas, nothing else.]] |
| 2128 | * Jon consistently complaining about the game's [[{{Waggle}} use of shaking the Wii Remote to pound or blow.]] |
| 2129 | * Whenever [[NaiveNewcomer Emile]] and [[ButtMonkey Tim]] are the ones playing, expect them to [[YetAnotherStupidDeath die very frequently]]. |
| 2130 | * Any time the guys die by hitting a wall and falling off the edge. |
| 2131 | * The guys are so used to the game's cruelty that they're shocked whenever the game plays nice. |
| 2132 | !!!Episode 1 - "DK is Back!" |
| 2133 | * It's just barely episode 1 and already Emile is [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech calling out DK for being the worst playable character]] ''in his own series'' due to there being very few things he can do that others with better movesets can't--for ''Returns'' specifically, Diddy has the exact same moveset as DK but with a smaller hurtbox, better mobility, and an additional ranged attack. It's to the point that Emile calls ''[[ReplacementScrappy Kiddy Kong]]'' an objectively better DK for having additional utility as well as all of [=DK's=] moves (though Emile makes an additional comment that he means better gameplay-wise and not character-wise). |
| 2134 | * Emile mentions a life dream that he’s had since he was four: vandalizing a Bemis brand toilet by scratching off a few of the lines to make it say “Penis”. He even contemplates doing it to his own toilet, which happens to be the right brand. |
| 2135 | ** The other Guys are so confused by Emile wanting to vandalize a toilet that they end up not paying attention to Emile explaining ''why'', making him have to explain it again. |
| 2136 | ** Right after that, Emile mentions another life dream of his: line up several mailboxes in a row, then drive by and hit them all with a baseball bat. Jon concedes that [[NotSoAboveItAll this does sound pretty fun]]. |
| 2137 | ** Tim's own life goal--pull off a real-life VehicleVanish (specifically behind a train). |
| 2138 | !!!Episode 2 - "Rambi" |
| 2139 | * Jon and Emile get a kick out of Cranky's angry voice grunting, which leads to Emile talking about his late grandfather, including the part how [[TooMuchInformation he had a third nipple]]. |
| 2140 | !!!Episode 6 - "Stormy Shore" |
| 2141 | * Jon ends up wasting a barrel to throw at a Snippy and Pinchly instead of breaking open the sandbag just after them. Thinking it contained the last Puzzle Piece, Tim and Jon attempt to backtrack to the sandbag with another barrel on hand. It ''almost'' works, but Jon ends up taking damage and dropping the barrel just before he could reach it. |
| 2142 | !!!Episode 7 - "Tidal Terror" |
| 2143 | * While playing through Blowhole Bound, Jon shares an unpopular opinion how he doesn't like the song Aquatic Ambiance from the original Donkey Kong Country game. As Jon is the only one in the level, Emile asks for his opinion on Forest Interlude from the sequel. When he asks what song it was, he ends up singing it, which distracted Jon and ended up getting him killed. |
| 2144 | * As the title implies, Emile and Tim play through Tidal Terror, which was the level Emile could not beat when playing the game. [[EpicFail Their many attempts to play the level go as well as you'd expect.]] |
| 2145 | ** On the first try, Emile actually does pretty decent, only resetting after softlocking a Kong Letter. Tim, meanwhile, stands right in front of the tidal wave, not realizing it isn't just in the background until DK is dead yet again. |
| 2146 | !!!Episode 9 - "Wonky Waterway" |
| 2147 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON3Jy1GT_r4&t=68s The return of Anime Cat Girl Emile]]. |
| 2148 | * After accidentally killing an enemy they needed to reach a Kong Letter, Emile and Tim decide to turn left so that the enemy respawns. Tim doesn't stop, however, and proceeds to [[{{Pun}} barrel]] off the side of the pier at the start of the stage. |
| 2149 | * As Emile and Tim proceed through Wonky Waterway and start to lose a lot of lives, they discuss running out of money as well (Jon wished to horde Banana Coins to reach the cap of 999). |
| 2150 | -->'''Jon:''' I want to be the richest Kong around! I want to be Bluster Kong!\ |
| 2151 | '''Emile:''' That reminds me of "If there's one thing I learned from watching two-thirds of that MC Hammer documentary, it's that money never runs out"!\ |
| 2152 | ''(Emile and Jon laugh)'' |
| 2153 | * Emile and Tim are staring down a puzzle piece that is seemingly over a bottomless pit, but they've already used up the barrel they could've thrown to reach it. Emile decides to sacrifice himself by jumping down to the puzzle piece... cue the camera panning down a little to reveal there's solid ground beneath him. |
| 2154 | -->'''Emile:''' That was ''mean''!\ |
| 2155 | '''Jon:''' That's ''dirty''. |
| 2156 | * As Emile and Tim start racking up a large amount of deaths, Jon asks if they wanna tap out so he can play. They don't, and eventually Emile manages to reach the end. On the next level, Jon intentionally sets off an instakill trap at the start just to show it off. [[IronicEcho Emile promptly turns his question around on him]]. |
| 2157 | ** Despite the game's difficulty, all the Guys admit said instakill trap was ActuallyPrettyFunny. |
| 2158 | !!!Episode 10 - "Damp Dungeon" |
| 2159 | * Emile tells a story about a teacher who was telling him that chocolate can kill dogs and aspirin can kill cats. Thinking she was going to go on listing animals' "weaknesses," he asked the teacher, "[[InnocentAwkwardQuestion Really? What kills monkeys?]]" |
| 2160 | !!!Episode 11 - "Temple Topple" |
| 2161 | * Emile tells a story about how kids in high school used to call him "Bob" because they didn't want to bother remember his unusual name. |
| 2162 | * Emile and Jon realize they missed the "K" at the beginning of the titular level, so they have to replay it. Upon grabbing the KONG Letter again, [[EpicFail this happens]]: |
| 2163 | -->'''Emile:''' Alright, I guess we'll see you back at the end. [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Unless something funny happens!]]\ |
| 2164 | '''Jon:''' Which it probably won't.\ |
| 2165 | '''Tim:''' Well, you never know.\ |
| 2166 | '''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate And then we died.]]\ |
| 2167 | ''(Emile, while riding Rambi, promptly falls into a pit and both of them die)''\ |
| 2168 | '''Emile:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA!\ |
| 2169 | '''Jon:''' I'M DOING THIS! [...] You're not allowed to drive the rhino anymore! You've lost rhino privileges!\ |
| 2170 | '''Tim:''' You forgot how to drive. |
| 2171 | !!!Episode 13 - "Grip and Trip" |
| 2172 | * The FailureMontage involving Emile and Tim during their playthrough of Grip and Trip, in the [[ThatOneLevel notorious Cave world]]. They miss ledges and die so often that Jon tags in for Tim during their replay to grab a KONG Letter they missed. |
| 2173 | ** Not only does Emile grab ''both'' KONG Letters during the replay, but Jon himself dies shortly after the "N" is grabbed. Emile beats the level on that same attempt, after which he lampshades that Jon tagging in made basically no difference. |
| 2174 | !!!Episode 14 - "Crowded Cavern" |
| 2175 | * A quip from Emile about crashing into the ceiling despite DK "barely rubbing his eyebrows on it" leads to a SeinfeldianConversation on rubbing your eyebrows on walls, leading to Emile and Tim ''both'' going to the walls and actually doing it when it's not their turn to play. Apparently Chugga likes rubbing cool things against his head, [[NoodleIncident as he's done with bell peppers in the past.]] |
| 2176 | * After Emile and Tim's FailureMontage on Grip & Trip, it gets even ''worse'' in Crowded Cavern, and the two end up burning through all of their lives in one level, leading to their first (and only) Game Over. Jon, having had enough watching the two suffer, takes matters into his own hands and [[TheAce solos the level with significantly fewer attempts.]] |
| 2177 | !!!Episode 15 - "The Mole Train" |
| 2178 | * As Jon drops Emile so he can play through Jagged Jewels without wasting lives: |
| 2179 | -->'''Jon:''' Get out of my video game.\ |
| 2180 | '''Emile:''' Fine, I didn't want to be in your stinky video game anyway. |
| 2181 | * Upon losing a life in Jagged Jewels, Jon realized that he forgot to go to Cranky's Shop to stock up on lives, even after being reminded by Emile to stock up by asking if he was going to do it in one life. Turns out Jon completely forgot that Emile and Tim burned through 30 lives in Crowded Cavern, and thought that Emile meant what he said as a joke. |
| 2182 | -->'''Emile:''' You forgot one thing: I have played since then!\ |
| 2183 | '''Tim:''' Huh, me too.\ |
| 2184 | '''Emile:''' It was a group effort, to screw up Jon.\ |
| 2185 | '''Jon:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks, guys. Appreciate it.]]\ |
| 2186 | '''Tim:''' Yeah, pretty much. |
| 2187 | * The guys clear World 4 and make it to the halfway point, as Jon points out that there is an extra world upon clearing every K stage in the game. This causes Emile to slowly regret their decision to play this game. |
| 2188 | -->'''Emile:''' ''(Squealing)'' Why did we agree to do this? We should have played like, ''[[VideoGame/ScottPilgrimVSTheWorldTheGame Scott Pilgrim]]'' or something...\ |
| 2189 | '''Jon:''' To be fair, you-you two are the ones that were like "I wanna play Donkey Kong Country!". I'm not saying I wasn't either, but I apparently was ready for this; you two weren't!\ |
| 2190 | '''Tim:''' Guess so.\ |
| 2191 | '''Emile:''' You didn't count on one thing: [[SelfDeprecation I'm not good at video games!]]\ |
| 2192 | ''(Jon and Emile burst into laughter)'' |
| 2193 | !!!Episode 16 - "Clingy Swingy" |
| 2194 | * Emile steps away to feed his cat when it's Jon and Tim's turn in Clingy Swingy. In the background, his voice can he heard a few times: |
| 2195 | -->'''Emile:''' [[CallBack Are ya winning, son?]] |
| 2196 | ** And another time when Jon rants about [[{{Waggle}} Motion Controls]]: |
| 2197 | --->'''Emile:''' Are you ranting about motion controls again?\ |
| 2198 | '''Jon:''' [[BluntYes Yeeeeees.]]\ |
| 2199 | '''Tim:''' Yes, we are. ''(Snickering)'' Wow.\ |
| 2200 | '''Jon:''' He knows me so well. |
| 2201 | * Emile tells a pretty relatable story of [[{{Mondegreen}} mishearing lyrics]] where he thought the words "Mr. Raisen Toast" were actually "Mr. Raisen Toes". |
| 2202 | * Tim does some beatboxing as he watches Jon play through the rest of the level, which makes Emile try to do the same. Emphasis on "try", though, as his attempt at beatboxing is...less than stellar, making it sound like weird noises. |
| 2203 | -->'''Jon:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That is a genuine attempt by Emile, by the way.]] |
| 2204 | !!!Episode 17 - "Tippin' Totems" |
| 2205 | * Chugga has a ''massive'' HowDoIShotWeb moment when, ''five'' worlds in, he finally figures out that a player can hold the 1 button on the Wii remote to run. Jon's [[WhatTheHellHero callout of it]] is very similar to his reaction to the "[[Funny/TheRunawayGuysDokaponKingdom Canadianator]]" incident. |
| 2206 | -->'''Emile:''' So wait, does holding "1" make you run?\ |
| 2207 | '''Jon:''' Yeah.\ |
| 2208 | '''Emile:''' I just learned that right now.\ |
| 2209 | '''Jon:''' WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR FIVE WORLDS?!\ |
| 2210 | '''Emile:''' That's why I've been missing so many jumps! I was like "Why can you hold"-\ |
| 2211 | '''Jon:''' You weren't running for this entire time?!\ |
| 2212 | '''Emile:''' Dude, I-\ |
| 2213 | '''Jon:''' You- You literally- I have to pause this, I'm sorry; you literally told me you played this game!\ |
| 2214 | '''Emile:''' I did, but I never knew that!\ |
| 2215 | '''Jon:''' And- ''({{Angrish}})'' WHAT?!\ |
| 2216 | '''Emile:''' I just thought like "Wow, there's a lot of jumps that you can only barely make in this game, and the momentum is really hard to work with"! I thought that was to incitivize you to roll.\ |
| 2217 | '''Jon:''' We...are FIVE WORLDS in...and you just learned...how to hold one of the two buttons the game uses?!\ |
| 2218 | '''Emile:''' I thought "1" was just grab!\ |
| 2219 | '''Jon:''' I didn't tell you...because you told me you knew how to play the game!\ |
| 2220 | '''Emile:''' ''(Giggling)'' I thought I did!\ |
| 2221 | '''Jon:''' How have you not been running for five worlds?! How have you not seen Tim and myself running and thought weird how faster they're going?\ |
| 2222 | '''Emile:''' I dunno, I thought you guys were just better than me! Not wrong!\ |
| 2223 | '''Jon:''' Alright, but like, we've played the round characters, so fucking... Oh my god! HOW?! |
| 2224 | ** The fiasco above made Emile reveal that many gamers have turned his lack of knowledge of basic mechanics in games into their own SelfImposedChallenge runs, known unofficially as "Chuggaaconroy%". |
| 2225 | ** In the same sequence, Emile reveals that he knows some people that don't know how to run in Super Mario Bros, which led to the Chuggaconroy% reveals. Jon actually paused the game and gave him a BigWhat. |
| 2226 | ** In a meta example, while Jon is absolutely flabbergasted, the viewers in the comments largely go [[HereWeGoAgain "Yeah, that sounds about right."]] |
| 2227 | ** And shortly afterwards: |
| 2228 | ---> '''Tim''': [[DeadpanSnarker So, just making sure here:]] You know there's a gas button in ''VideoGame/MarioKart'', right?\ |
| 2229 | ''(Emile and Jon burst out laughing)''\ |
| 2230 | '''Jon''': Thank you, Tim! [[SarcasmFailure I was wracking my brain trying to think of a retort!]] |
| 2231 | *** This then leads to Emile saying he had a story (which also ends up making Jon lose his focus and fall in a pit) about his first experience with ''Mario Kart 8'': He got to play a demo at E3 with Cody Davies from ''Zelda Universe'', and ended up not truly playing the game because he ran into a wall the entire race. The reason? Emile was looking at ''his opponent's'' screen and not his own, and didn't realize he was doing nothing until the final lap because he pressed the same button inputs at the same time Cody did. It didn't help that both Emile and Cody picked the exact same racer, which led to Emile's confusion. |
| 2232 | !!!Episode 20 - "Mangoruby Run" |
| 2233 | * During one of Emile's attempts at Blast & Bounce, he falls into a pit while he swears he was holding a button. What follows after is Jon acting like a mother figure while Emile acts like a whiny kid. |
| 2234 | -->'''Emile:''' NO, I WAS PRESSING THE BUTTON! ''([[{{Angrish}} angry noises]])''\ |
| 2235 | '''Tim:''' ''(laughing)'' You ''thought'' you were pressing the button!\ |
| 2236 | '''Emile:''' ''(whining)'' I was... I was, Mommy, I was... He's being mean to me...\ |
| 2237 | '''Jon:''' ''(acting like a mother)'' I'm sorry, dear: You weren't actually pressing the button. The game decreed itself.\ |
| 2238 | '''Emile:''' Can we still go to Chuck E. Cheese's after this?\ |
| 2239 | '''Jon:''' Are you sure you wanna go?\ |
| 2240 | '''Emile:''' Yes... I'll be good...\ |
| 2241 | '''Jon:''' Alright, I'll see if the mouse is available, and I'll make sure he makes your favorite pizza.\ |
| 2242 | ''(Emile laughs)''\ |
| 2243 | '''Emile:''' It's a very busy schedule and I understand...\ |
| 2244 | '''Jon:''' He's a business owner: Charles Entertainment Cheese is a very busy mouse, dear, so I need you to understand that. He's not always available for birthday parties. |
| 2245 | * Every time the guys pass through several blocks in the level with the initials "DK" on them, Emile and Tim cannot help but quote The DK Rap. |
| 2246 | * The numerous attempts that Jon uses to try and get the first Puzzle Piece in this level (which is very hard to obtain without Diddy Kong), which turned out to be AllForNothing as they miss the last Puzzle Piece, and Jon finishes the stage upon reaching that part of the level. |
| 2247 | !!!Episode 21 - "Prehistoric Path" |
| 2248 | * The opening: |
| 2249 | -->'''Emile:''' Welcome back, everybody! We got this ethereal concept called "sleep" ever since you've last heard from us.\ |
| 2250 | '''Tim:''' Yeah it's cool; you should try it. |
| 2251 | * It turns out that Emile not only didn't know you could run in this game, but in the ''entire'' Donkey Kong Country series. He thought the games were just hard, and that the only way to speed up was to roll. |
| 2252 | -->'''Emile:''' Oh, actually: Did the ''other'' Donkey Kong Countries ''also have a run button?\ |
| 2253 | '''Tim & Jon:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]]\ |
| 2254 | '''Emile:''' Well, that explains why I thought they were so hard! |
| 2255 | * Emile almost gets through Prehistoric Path in one try. Once Jon finally joins Emile, the duo immediately die because [[EpicFail Jon forgot he had to duck as well when sharing a mine cart]]. |
| 2256 | -->'''Emile:''' Okay, you and me together, buddy.\ |
| 2257 | '''Jon:''' Well, I'm not doing anything...\ |
| 2258 | ''(As if on cue, the two immediately die because Jon didn't duck, Emile bursts into laughter)''\ |
| 2259 | '''Jon:''' Oh wait, actually, sorry I am. Alright, that-that is entirely my fault. Entirely my fault.\ |
| 2260 | '''Tim:''' Well, shoot.\ |
| 2261 | '''Emile:''' Do you need to learn about the down button?\ |
| 2262 | '''Jon:''' I will fucking punch you.\ |
| 2263 | ''(Emile falls into a tar pit and dies upon failing to make a jump)''\ |
| 2264 | '''Emile:''' Oh god! ''(laughs)''\ |
| 2265 | '''Jon:''' DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE JUMP BUTTON? [[RhymesOnADime That's why you don't talk shit: 'Cause then you get hit.]] |
| 2266 | !!!Episode 22 - "Weighty Way" |
| 2267 | * Emile and Tim have trouble with a weight puzzle in the background. Emile forgets once again he can run, leading into another hilarious conversation about Jon not trusting Emile to breathe. |
| 2268 | -->'''Emile:''' It's always quicker than I think it is...\ |
| 2269 | '''Jon:''' ''(defeatedly)'' It also helps if you run.\ |
| 2270 | '''Emile:''' Oh, right.\ |
| 2271 | '''Jon:''' Goddamn it, Emile...\ |
| 2272 | '''Emile:''' I'M NOT USED TO IT!\ |
| 2273 | '''Jon:''' GODDAMN IT, EMILE!\ |
| 2274 | '''Emile:''' I'm having to like, unlearn 20 years of playing wrong!\ |
| 2275 | '''Jon:''' ''(sigh)'' Breathe...\ |
| 2276 | '''Emile:''' I KNOW to breathe!\ |
| 2277 | '''Jon:''' No, I don't trust you anymore! You keep playing wrong, I'm not gonna trust you anymore!\ |
| 2278 | '''Emile:''' [[ARareSentence Just because I don't know how to run doesn't mean I don't know how to breathe, too!]]\ |
| 2279 | '''Tim:''' Mmmm... Well, you...\ |
| 2280 | '''Jon:''' See, even Tim's hesitant, so like...\ |
| 2281 | '''Emile:''' I mean, I think most humans learn to breathe before they learn to run.\ |
| 2282 | '''Jon:''' [[{{Waggle}} Most humans don't have to hold down and shake the Wiimote to breathe, though.]] |
| 2283 | * At the end of the episode, Emile gets up to get his phone without stopping the recording, leaving Jon and Tim to awkwardly wonder if they should stop it themselves. |
| 2284 | -->'''Tim:''' I'm not messing with that thing. I'm afraid I'd blow up the house. |
| 2285 | !!!Episode 23 - "Boulder Roller" |
| 2286 | * Emile tells a story about an OpenMouthInsertFoot incident when he was in the third grade: He met two twin girls on the first day of school and they got to know each other. One day, they mentioned being twins, much to Emile's confusion (he thought twins had to look exactly the same). What did 3rd Grade Emile say in response? |
| 2287 | -->'''3rd Grade Emile:''' [[InnocentlyInsensitive Ohhhh, yeah, I didn't think of that: So your parents fed you more fat than your sister so you could tell them apart!]]\ |
| 2288 | '''Jon:''' Ohhh noooo, Emile!\ |
| 2289 | '''Emile:''' It was really baaad! And I was like "That's really smart! I'd do that to tell my twins apart!". Ahh, it was really bad, and needless to say, they didn't like me for the rest of the school year.\ |
| 2290 | '''Jon:''' [[SarcasmMode I dunno what gave you that idea!]]\ |
| 2291 | '''Emile:''' And I remember it took me a while to realize why that was. |
| 2292 | !!!Episode 25 - "Perilous Passage" |
| 2293 | * Emile and Jon end up falling off the edge a fair few times in Clifftop Climb due to how almost every platform, including ones that bounce upwards, collapses instantly. |
| 2294 | * Jon consistently tries to blow out candles in Perilous Passage, which often yield nothing, or a simple Banana Bunch. Once Jon beats the stage and collects the Orb, the guys laugh at how they only collected ''one'' Puzzle Piece in the entire level. |
| 2295 | !!!Episode 26 - "Thugly's Highrise" |
| 2296 | * Throughout the entire video, Jon frequently dies because of HitboxDissonance. Some points where he would land a hit on Thugly meant other times he would take a hit and/or dies, leaving Tim to help him learn the fight. It even shows a slow-motion sequence of Jon bouncing on the hot armor on Thugly's back without even taking damage. |
| 2297 | -->'''Jon:''' God damn it, I do not like this boss! It's not even that hard a boss, it's just getting us in the dumbest of ways! |
| 2298 | * Upon finally beating the boss, Jon gets ready to punch out Xylobone after having faced such a difficult boss fight...only to move the Wiimote causing the game to think he moved shook it too early, and only land one hit on it as a result. |
| 2299 | -->'''Jon:''' [[CatharsisFactor I'm going to enjoy this...]]\ |
| 2300 | '''Emile:''' [[TemptingFate Don't miss!]]\ |
| 2301 | ''(Jon ends up moving the Wiimote in preparation, which counted as an action, meaning DK punched Xylobone only once)''\ |
| 2302 | '''Emile:''' You missed! Ahhh!\ |
| 2303 | '''Jon:''' I missed. I wound up...It picked the wind-up. Emile can quo-corroborate this: I lifted my arm back to get ready to go nuts... The movement backwards was counted.\ |
| 2304 | '''Emile:''' Yep.\ |
| 2305 | '''Jon''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]]\ |
| 2306 | '''Emile:''' I guess you're ''not'' gonna enjoy that.\ |
| 2307 | '''Jon''' No. No I am not. |
| 2308 | !!!Episode 27 - "Foggy Fumes" |
| 2309 | * The end of the titular level Foggy Fumes involves some classic TRG dysfunction. |
| 2310 | -->'''Jon:''' ''(running back and forth at the finish)'' Hey, DK. ''(Emile ends the stage)'' Did you not see me run to the left and right?!\ |
| 2311 | '''Emile:''' [[BluntNo No.]]\ |
| 2312 | '''Jon:''' I was trying to get you to run over there!\ |
| 2313 | '''Emile:''' No, I didn't!\ |
| 2314 | '''Jon:''' Ah... I even said, "Hey, DK"!\ |
| 2315 | '''Emile:''' [[PoorCommunicationKills I thought you were telling me to hurry up and finish!]]\ |
| 2316 | '''Jon:''' ''[[BigNo No!]]''\ |
| 2317 | '''Emile:''' ''(laughs)'' You gotta be more specific than, "Hey, DK"!\ |
| 2318 | '''Jon:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe I THOUGHT THAT]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe WAS]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe SPECIFIC!]] |
| 2319 | * Emile finally calls Jon out for his rampant kleptomania in Slammin' Steel: |
| 2320 | -->'''Jon:''' But the Puzzle Piece!\ |
| 2321 | '''Emile:''' But [[PrecisionFStrike fuck you]]! |
| 2322 | !!!Episode 28 - "Handy Hazards" |
| 2323 | * There's [[TheEeyore pessimism]], and then there's [[StrawNihilist nihilism]]. |
| 2324 | -->'''Emile:''' This is the happiest place on earth; you can't be tired.\ |
| 2325 | '''Jon:''' I can't, 'cos the happiest place on earth is [[{{Sleepyhead}} my bed]]. 'Cos I always sleep there comfortably...\ |
| 2326 | '''Emile:''' I thought you said, "the happiest place on earth is [[SuicideAsComedy when I'm]] ''[[SuicideAsComedy dead]]''," for a second! I'm like, "Jesus!"\ |
| 2327 | '''Jon:''' ''[[BluntNo No!]]'' No, my ''bed''!\ |
| 2328 | '''Emile:''' I was like, "Do you need help?" |
| 2329 | !!!Episode 29 - "Cog Jog" |
| 2330 | * Upon entering Cranky's Shop to restock on lives... |
| 2331 | -->'''Jon as Cranky:''' So, who hasn't stolen your bananas at this point? Seems like everyone does it now! I'll be doing it tomorrow!\ |
| 2332 | '''Emile:''' It's what all the cool kids are up to these days. |
| 2333 | * The way Jon and Emile simultaneously exclaim "Find!" due to reading the sign telling the player to find the rocket switch, the former especially using his usual goofier voice. |
| 2334 | !!!Episode 30 - "Switcharoo" |
| 2335 | * Jon and Tim often end up dying due to activiating buttons accidentally, due to the way the game works. |
| 2336 | !!!Episode 31 - "Treacherous Track" |
| 2337 | * Due to waking up earlier than usual, Emile and Jon end up being rusty upon booting up the game again, and die at least twice in the beginning of Music Madness. |
| 2338 | * Jon once again completes yet another Temple level without much problems, leading to Emile calling him a "[[TheAce gamer god]]". |
| 2339 | !!!Episode 32 - "Feather Fiend" |
| 2340 | * During Lift-off Launch, Jon runs into a hot air balloon piloted by the Tiki Tak Tribe, thinking it was part of the background. |
| 2341 | -->'''Jon:''' I THOUGHT THAT WAS BACKGROUND! It's been background in every other part of this game! |
| 2342 | * Jon taunting Colonel Pluck as he waits for him to stomp around gets himself killed. |
| 2343 | -->'''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Hurry up!]] Bangbangbangbangbangbangbang!\ |
| 2344 | ''(Colonel Pluck speeds up considerably, as if reacting to Jon's taunt)''\ |
| 2345 | '''Jon:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit!]] ''(Jon dies)'' |
| 2346 | * In the middle of the fight, the doorbell rings, which makes Jon yell "Good morning!". After he wins, the doorbell rings again, prompting Emile to leave to answer the door at the end of the episode. |
| 2347 | -->'''Emile:''' [[LampshadeHanging You just like saying "good morning" a lot.]]\ |
| 2348 | '''Jon:''' Yeah, [[{{Irony}} for not being a morning person]], I sure love it.\ |
| 2349 | '''Emile:''' I mean like, you have to have like, your daily quota of polite things to like, be in Canada or something. |
| 2350 | ** After Jon wins the fight, the doorbell rings again, prompting Emile to go begrudgingly answer it. Afterwards, Tim goes to blow his nose, leaving Jon all by his lonesome for a bit. He decides to sing a song as he waits. |
| 2351 | --->'''Jon:''' Everyone's leaving me. ''(Singing in a weird whiny voice)'' I'm all alone...\ |
| 2352 | I was alone,\ |
| 2353 | I was all by myself.\ |
| 2354 | No one was looking,\ |
| 2355 | I was thinking of you, damn.\ |
| 2356 | Oh yeah did I mention\ |
| 2357 | that Emile is here now?\ |
| 2358 | Emile is here now,\ |
| 2359 | And Tim is here too. |
| 2360 | !!!Episode 33 - "Furious Fire" |
| 2361 | * The guys are just shy of [[NumberOfTheBeast 666 Banana Coins]] upon finishing the Bonus Room, which makes Jon sad. Emile attempts to make a joke about it, getting him killed and Jon to pile on about it. |
| 2362 | -->'''Jon:''' And we don't even have Demon Number Coins; we're so close, so close to demon monkey.\ |
| 2363 | '''Emile:''' Yeah, 444.\ |
| 2364 | '''Jon:''' What?\ |
| 2365 | '''Emile:''' I was joking. ''(Emile dies to a fireball upon not ducking properly)'' Ahhh!\ |
| 2366 | '''Jon:''' And that's what you get for joking.\ |
| 2367 | '''Emile:''' I was pressing down...\ |
| 2368 | '''Jon:''' That'll teach you; never joke again! Now I hope you've learned your lesson, Mr. Conroy! We take the number of the beast very seriously around here! |
| 2369 | * Emile sees what he thought looked like an Among Us character in the wall, which leads to him remembering a meme he liked that said "This is a meme from the future, you don't get the reference yet", which he thought also looked like Among Us. |
| 2370 | -->'''Jon:''' Fucking time travelers. Do cool shit, time travelers, not memes! |
| 2371 | !!!Episode 34 - Smokey Peak |
| 2372 | * For once, Tim acts as the OnlySaneMan in the intro. |
| 2373 | -->'''Emile:''' [[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 But first, we need to build up some speed. And I mean, a]] ''[[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 lot]]'' [[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 of speed.]] So, we're gonna shimmy back and forth on this slope over and over again, until we let go of the wall and go 670MPH...\ |
| 2374 | '''Tim:''' ''JUST GO TO THE LEVEL!''\ |
| 2375 | '''Emile:''' ...but first, [[MemeticMutation we gotta talk about parallel universes]].\ |
| 2376 | '''Jon:''' Remember to only do a half-A press.\ |
| 2377 | '''Emile:''' An A press is still an A press; you can't say it's only half! |
| 2378 | * Jon getting increasingly frustrated with Emile on not understanding his instructions on getting a Puzzle Piece in Smokey Peak... which turned out to be AllForNothing as they don't get it anyway, since Jon was wrong on how to collect it. |
| 2379 | -->'''Jon:''' Alright, if you want that Puzzle Piece, you break the first part, and then you jump off Rambi.\ |
| 2380 | '''Emile:''' Uhhh, okay. ''(Emile hops off Rambi then hops back on)'' Uhh, I can't get that now...\ |
| 2381 | '''Jon:''' ''You break the first part, and jump off Rambi.''\ |
| 2382 | ''(Emile breaks through all of the blocks)''\ |
| 2383 | '''Emile:''' No.\ |
| 2384 | '''Jon:''' As in--\ |
| 2385 | '''Emile:''' What?\ |
| 2386 | '''Jon:''' ''The first part of what was in front of you; there were two parts to the piece in front of you.'' '''Break the first part, and get off Rambi!'''\ |
| 2387 | '''Emile:''' ''(laughing)'' I still don't understand!\ |
| 2388 | '''Jon:''' Emile: The giant tower that the Puzzle Piece was on is TWO PARTS. '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BREAK THE FIRST PART, AND GET OFF RAMBI!]]'''''\ |
| 2389 | '''Emile:''' But I did break the first part!\ |
| 2390 | '''Jon: AND YOU DIDN'T GET OFF RAMBI!''' DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MISSED?! |
| 2391 | * After Jon's outburst, Emile segues to explaining how the Swedish opening to ''WesternAnimation/ShaggyAndScoobyDooGetAClue'' sounds a ''lot'' like it's saying "Shaggy and Scooby-Doo [[MondegreenGag fuck the deer]]." He originally brings it up with no context, and Jon makes him explain it so that the viewers don't mistake it as [[BestialityIsDepraved something else]]. |
| 2392 | * After Emile's attempt at controlling Rambi leads to him getting crushed, Tim comments that he's forgotten how to drive. Seconds later, Tim's attempt ends with him running headfirst into an instakill fireball. |
| 2393 | -->'''Tim:''' Oh, I apparently forgot, too. |
| 2394 | ** Fireballs seem to be the Guys' bane, as the same fireball gets them on Emile's next attempt. Meanwhile, Tim's next attempt has him nearly charge right into ''another'' fireball, only barely pulling back. |
| 2395 | * Emile's grades seem to be getting worse, even retroactively. |
| 2396 | -->'''Emile:''' One out of five!\ |
| 2397 | '''Jon:''' One piece! [[SarcasmMode Good job guys, good job.]]\ |
| 2398 | '''Emile:''' Still better than I did in school.\ |
| 2399 | '''Jon:''' ''(Nearly laughing)'' That's not good dude; that's 20%!\ |
| 2400 | '''Emile:''' It is? No, I'm kidding!\ |
| 2401 | ''(Jon lets out a defeated sigh)'' |
| 2402 | !!!Episode 35 - "Moving Melters" |
| 2403 | * Several of Jon's deaths in Bobbing Basalt can be summed up by him bonking into walls or rolling too far off the edge. In one instance, he landed on a basalt platform that just rose of out of lava, causing him to take damage, then plumetting into the lava without realizing he was still alive. A slow motion replay followed, complete with slow, low-pitched voices. |
| 2404 | * When Jon fails the Bonus game in Moving Melters, Emile boasts about how he should have let him do it, calling himself an "old pro", and claiming he's been perfect at the Bonus games. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Jon pauses the game and asks Dan to replay a moment in Episode 4 where Emile failed the same Bonus game.]] |
| 2405 | -->'''I gotchu, Jon. -Dan''' |
| 2406 | ** After the clip, Emile escalates things: |
| 2407 | --->'''Emile:''' At that one, I've been good!\ |
| 2408 | '''Sure, sweetie. -Dan'''\ |
| 2409 | '''Jon:''' Dan, you wanna do me a favor?\ |
| 2410 | '''Emile:''' Uhh... Dan, don't forget who writes your checks.\ |
| 2411 | ''(Jon and Emile burst into laughter)''\ |
| 2412 | '''The people must remember what happened. -Dan'''\ |
| 2413 | '''Emile:''' I'm just saying, good life advice! |
| 2414 | *** Upon threatening Dan and boasting about being good at the bonus games, [[LaserGuidedKarma Jon gives Emile his just desserts by purposely sabotaging the game by firing into the barrel in the middle]]. Meanwhile, Tim is just singing in the background as the two argue. |
| 2415 | ---->'''Emile:''' YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!\ |
| 2416 | '''Jon:''' That's weird! Oh, that's weird, dude! That's weird! How'd that happen? I thought you were an old pro! I thought you were the king! I thought you were the king!\ |
| 2417 | '''Emile:''' YOU ASS! YOU ASS! YOU SHAMEFUL RECTUM!\ |
| 2418 | '''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging How did you not see that coming from like a mile away?]] ''How did you not see that coming from a mile away, my dude?''\ |
| 2419 | '''Emile:''' ''I thought you would fight with honor!'' I thought you would fight with honor!\ |
| 2420 | '''Jon:''' You thought you would-- I would fight would honor when you threatened Dan's JOB?!\ |
| 2421 | '''Thank you, Jon. -Dan'''\ |
| 2422 | '''Emile:''' ''(laughing)'' I mean, I've done worse.\ |
| 2423 | '''Jon: HAVE YOU?!''' Is the-- Is the truth coming out? Have ''I'' been the nice one?\ |
| 2424 | '''Emile:''' You were-- Yeah, you had to be a dick just so you could stand a chance against my assholery. |
| 2425 | !!!Episode 36 - "Five Monkey Trial" |
| 2426 | * The video's very first line: |
| 2427 | -->'''Emile:''' God, maybe I just, like, hate every second of my life around you. |
| 2428 | ** The above line apparently caused Jon to SpitTake on his mic, although we don't hear it. |
| 2429 | * Emile and Tim have some ''wildly'' different reactions to the rising/sinking platforms of Red Red Rising. |
| 2430 | -->'''Emile:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no]]'', I see the gimmick!\ |
| 2431 | ''[[EpicFail (Tim leaps straight into the lava while Emile waits for the platform to rise again)]]''\ |
| 2432 | '''Jon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And Tim did not, apparently.]] |
| 2433 | ** Even better, Tim can be heard saying "Bring it on!" in the background right before his leap of death. |
| 2434 | * Most of the Guys' attempts on Red Red Rising, including the winning attempt, have Tim die very quickly while Emile solos the rest of the level. The one time Emile dies first, however... |
| 2435 | -->'''Jon:''' ''(after Emile falls into lava)'' Well, Tim, your time to shine!\ |
| 2436 | ''(Barely five seconds later, Tim leaps into the side of an enemy and dies)''\ |
| 2437 | '''Jon:''' Aaaand he shone. |
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