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1	* June in the first episode has some great lines such as telling a monster that if she catches him in her area again "you'll be wearing these size 3!" (and then calls him a dork) and discussing a monster eating the bathrooms with Ray Ray as though that's the worst part of the mess.
2	** Also threatening Ray Ray with "a wedgie so fierce you'll stop growing". All in all, June's threats can be pretty hilarious.
3	* In "It Takes A Pillage", June, Ray Ray and Monroe hijack a tour boat. That's right, a talking dog and a little boy manage to hijack a boat...
4	* The "Save The Burping Snails" campaign in "Water We Fighting For," complete with a benefit concert for a species that doesn't exist.
5	* Ray Ray and Monroe experimenting with make-up in "Make Me Up Before You Go-Go!" They really seem to be getting into it.
6	** Monroe's dialogue suggests he's done more than experiment as (in his own words) sometimes he likes to feel "pretty."
7	* In "Te Xuan Me?", Dennis gets tag along with Ray Ray, Te Xuan Ze, and capture the baddie of the week who kidnapped some kids. He aims a banishment stone at him.
8	-->'''Dennis:''' I know how to use this! .....Mostly.
9	* "Magic Takes a Holiday":
10	** Melissa O'Malley boasts about how she'll be the lead in the camp play and mocks Ophelia for being stage crew, followed by this exchange between the latter and June.
11	--->'''Ophelia:''' Maybe she'll get eaten by a bear.
12	--->'''June:''' There's no bears in Orchid Bay.
13	--->'''Ophelia:''' Then we should rent one.
14	** Ray Ray dressed as a chicken making fun of Monroe's overeating.
15	--->'''Ray Ray:''' No offense, dude, but I can hear your thighs rubbing together.\
16	'''Monroe:''' Shut up or I'll pluck ya!
17	** Monroe trying to lose the weight he gained by running on a treadmill, only to fall and crash off screen.
18	* "Feets Too Big": the trip to the Sasquatch village and its dimwitted inhabitants.
19	-->'''Sasquatch:''' Um, Richie, we got some people out here with chief business.\
20	'''Richie:''' Okay, but I'm not the chief.\
21	'''Sasquatch:''' Sure you are, dude. That's what the sign says.\
22	'''Richie:''' What sign? ''[pointed to the crudely spelled sign on his hut]'' Wow! Holy mackerel, I'm the chief! When did this happen?\
23	'''Sasquatch:''' When did what happen?\
24	'''Richie:''' When was I elected chief?\
25	'''Sasquatch:''' You're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!\
26	'''Richie:''' What's great?\
27	'''Sasquatch:''' Sorry?\
28	'''June:''' Oh, boy. Look, one of your tribesmen took off with my parents.\
29	'''Richie:''' Well, I don't know what you expect me to do about it. I'm not in charge here or anything.\
30	'''June:''' You're the chief of this tribe.\
31	'''Richie:''' Who's chief?\
32	'''June:''' You are!\
33	'''Sasquatch:''' Hey, you're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!\
34	''[both Sasquatches get blasted with a wand]''\
35	'''June:''' Monroe!\
36	'''Monroe:''' Sorry, they're just driving me bonkers!\
37	'''Richie:''' Oh-oh-oh-oh! I just remembered that Charlie Paulsen has been missing all day. I wrote it on my hand.\
38	'''June:''' Great. So, can you help us find him?\
39	'''Richie:''' Find who?\
40	'''June:''' Charlie Paulsen.\
41	'''Richie:''' Charlie Paulsen is missing?! Hey, we better tell the chief!\
42	'''June:''' You're the chief!\
43	'''Sasquatch:''' [[OverlyLongGag Hey, you're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!]]\
44	''[both Sasquatches get blasted with the wand again]''\
45	'''June:''' Monroe!\
46	'''Ray Ray:''' That was me. I'm totally gettin' fed up.

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