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1	* "Beyond doesn't suffer from insanity; he enjoys it!"
2	* Beyond smears jam all over Light's jeans [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible and calls it "art."]]
3	* Light gets annoyed when Beyond becomes overly fascinated by his own reflection:
4	-->'''Light:''' Vanity is a mortal sin, you know.
5	-->'''Beyond:''' Is that so, ''god?''
6	* [[DramaticIrony L leaps out from his hiding place and nearly gives Light and Beyond heart attacks.]]
7	* This:
8	-->'''L:''' Are you aware of the fact that he's an insane killer?
9	-->'''Light:''' Couldn't help but notice.
10	-->'''Beyond:''' Hey, don't talk about Beyond like Beyond's not even here.
11	* Light gets annoyed when Beyond and L are arguing.
12	-->'''Light:''' Shut up, you two crazy panda-people.
13	* Beyond mocks Light and his [[WeaponOfMassDestruction "faggy journal"]] and upon meeting Ryuk:
14	-->'''Beyond:''' So, you're ...a god of death?
15	-->'''Ryuk:''' Yup.
16	-->'''Beyond:''' Hm, you're ugly...
17	* This exchange between Light, Beyond, and L:
18	-->'''Light:''' What the hell are you doing?
19	-->'''Beyond:''' Checking.
20	-->'''Light:''' Checking what?
21	-->'''Beyond:''' Whether you still smelled like...you know.
22	-->'''Light:''' Seriously, what's wrong with you?
23	-->'''Beyond:''' So many things.
24	-->'''L:''' You two are sort of retarded...
25	-->'''Beyond:''' I know you are but what am I?!
26	-->'''L:''' More retarded.
27	* Light has an {{Emo}} moment:
28	-->'''Light:''' I need to study so I can become a policeman like my father.
29	-->'''Beyond:''' Like you could ever make it, being Kira and all.
30	-->'''Light:''' Why don't you do a Mexican hat dance on top of my hopes and dreams, asshole?
31	* And:
32	-->'''Light:''' You know I used to think I took the prize for obnoxiousness, but what do you know, I bow to the champion.
33	-->'''Beyond:''' Thank you, you're too kind.
34	* [[YaoiFangirl Sayu]] thinks Beyond and her brother make a cute couple.
35	* Beyond walks in on Light as he's wanking off to [[spoiler: Pamela Anderson, Heidi Klum, and Hugh Jackman]]
36	* Beyond's way of counting to three: "Okay...5-11-3!"
37	* Beyond tries to be a gentleman:
38	-->'''Beyond:''' After you, my pretty lady.
39	-->'''Light:''' I'm not your...''pretty lady!''
40	* This one:
41	-->'''Light''' (being choked by Beyond): Can't – breathe-!
42	-->'''Beyond:''' You and your needs...
43	* And:
44	-->'''Light:''' I swear to god if you don't stop this shit right now-
45	-->'''Beyond:''' There'll be a satanic wig?
46	-->'''Light:''' Huh? What are you on about?
47	-->'''Beyond:''' You know. Hell toupee.
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