- "Beyond doesn't suffer from insanity; he enjoys it!"
- Beyond smears jam all over Light's jeans and calls it "art."
- Light gets annoyed when Beyond becomes overly fascinated by his own reflection:Light: Vanity is a mortal sin, you know.Beyond: Is that so, god?
- L leaps out from his hiding place and nearly gives Light and Beyond heart attacks.
- This:L: Are you aware of the fact that he's an insane killer?Light: Couldn't help but notice.Beyond: Hey, don't talk about Beyond like Beyond's not even here.
- Light gets annoyed when Beyond and L are arguing.Light: Shut up, you two crazy panda-people.
- Beyond mocks Light and his "faggy journal" and upon meeting Ryuk:Beyond: So, you're ...a god of death?Ryuk: Yup.Beyond: Hm, you're ugly...
- This exchange between Light, Beyond, and L:Light: What the hell are you doing?Beyond: Checking.Light: Checking what?Beyond: Whether you still smelled like...you know.Light: Seriously, what's wrong with you?Beyond: So many things.L: You two are sort of retarded...Beyond: I know you are but what am I?!L: More retarded.
- Light has an Emo moment:Light: I need to study so I can become a policeman like my father.Beyond: Like you could ever make it, being Kira and all.Light: Why don't you do a Mexican hat dance on top of my hopes and dreams, asshole?
- And:Light: You know I used to think I took the prize for obnoxiousness, but what do you know, I bow to the champion.Beyond: Thank you, you're too kind.
- Sayu thinks Beyond and her brother make a cute couple.
- Beyond walks in on Light as he's wanking off to Pamela Anderson, Heidi Klum, and Hugh Jackman
- Beyond's way of counting to three: "Okay...5-11-3!"
- Beyond tries to be a gentleman:Beyond: After you, my pretty lady.Light: I'm not your...pretty lady!
- This one:Light (being choked by Beyond): Can't breathe-!Beyond: You and your needs...
- And:Light: I swear to god if you don't stop this shit right now-Beyond: There'll be a satanic wig?Light: Huh? What are you on about?Beyond: You know. Hell toupee.
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