Line #33 Funny/Tabbes


1	!!Food Atrocities
2	* As [[NauseaFuel disgusting]] as they are, the last food is [[spoiler:not at all disgusting, but just a personal preference; mixing Reece’s Pieces, Skittles, and M&M’s together]].
3	--> '''Tabbes:''' [[spoiler:Whoever did this, mixing all three of these together, making me have to find these candies one by one, nitpicking it, making my hands all colorful and sticky, fuck you.]]
4
5	!!How Fights Start on Thanksgiving
6	* This line from the beginning of the video:
7	-->'''Tabbes:''' Happy Turkey Sacrifice Da-- I mean, Thanksgiving everyone.
8	* Tabbes explains why you should never diss grandma:
9	-->'''Kid:''' Grandma, your shoe's wack!\
10	'''Tabbes:''' Last thing anyone wants to see is a sweet, old lady's heart broken.\
11	'''Grandma:''' Oh, hell naw, this little bitch has to not just say that 'bout ma fresh kicks! ''(whacks kid [[TapOnTheHead with her cane]])'' [[NeverMessWithGranny Pull yo pants up!]]\
12	'''Tabbes:''' Or, she can diss you back on her own.\
13	'''Grandma:''' You should lawnmower that ugly-ass grass hair too, while you're at it!
14	* The thanksgiving clapbacks:
15	-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." [[ToiletSeatDivorce "But your marriage wasn't."]]\
16	"What happened to your little girlfriend?" [[ToothyIssue "Same thing that happened to your teeth."]]\
17	"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect "Shouldn't you be raising]] ''[[ParentalNeglect yours]]''[[ParentalNeglect ?"]]\
18	"Why do you have a boyfriend at 16?" [[TeenPregnancy "Why are you a grandmother at 31?"]]\
19	"Why do you have mix and match socks?" [[ReallyGetsAround "Why do all your kids got mix and match dads?"]]
20
21	!!Website/DeviantArt Atrocities
22	* Tabbes' reaction to the first "art":
23	-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start]]. What the actual [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is this?
24	* Her thoughts on [[NightmareFetishist "xxspineloverxx"]]:
25	-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. […] If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.
26
27	!!Brawl with an Asylum Escapee
28	* While [[AttemptedRape the subject itself]] isn't something to laugh about, throughout the entire fight with the crazed man, Tabbes says she was just thinking one thing:
29	-->'''Tabbes:''' Get yo peener away from me! This is ridiculous! I can't believe believe this is the beginning of my Thanksgiving break.
30
31	!!Dealing With Kids
32	* The opening has Tabbes trying (and failing) to calm down a crying baby.
33	-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! ''(throws the baby up in the air)'' Wee! ''(throws)'' Wee! ''(throws)'' Wee! ''(thud)'' ...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone]].\
34	''[[VomitIndiscretionShot (baby barfs on her head)]]''
35
36	!!Breaking Into The Rooftop (Roommate Stories)
37	* The nicknames Tabbes gives to her roommates: [[TheDiva Diva]], [[DeadpanSnarker Megatron]], and [[GenkiGirl Bubbles]].
38	* Tabbes likes to pretend she's in a cheesy music video, but Megatron isn't amused.
39	-->'''Megatron:''' Hey! Hey! You're dirtying up the window! I can see your hand prints!\
40	'''Tabbes:''' ''(spitefully wipes her foot on the window in silence)''\
41	'''Megatron:''' ''(look of pure disgust)''
42
43	!!My Neighbour Tried To Break Down The Door (Roommate Stories)
44	* The "face of pure disinterest" Tabbes gives when her roommates discuss the Kardashians.
45	* Tabbes throws a tortilla at her noisy neighbourhood, and he starts pounding on the door. Bubbles and Diva's response?
46	-->'''Bubbles and Diva:''' ''(banging on frying pans with metal spoons)'' Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone, man! You're a fucking schmuck!
47	** Megatron dancing along makes it even funnier.
48
49	!!The War on AI
50	* The concept of Tabbes being kidnapped is pretty [[NightmareFuel horrifying]], but it ends up crossing into being [[CrossesTheLineTwice utterly hilarious]] when it's revealed that her captor was ''[[MemeticPsychopath Laddi]]''.
51
52	!!Reading 1000 Books in a Month
53	* The RunningGag of slapping people who annoy her [[TapOnTheHead in the face]] with an open book.
54	-->'''Tabbes:''' ''[[{{Pun}} Facebook!]]''

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