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-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start]]. What the actual [[BreakingPointSwearing fuck]] is this?

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-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start]]. What the actual [[BreakingPointSwearing [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is this?
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!!Reading 1000 Books in a Month:

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!!Reading 1000 Books in a Month:Month
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-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." [[ToiletSeatDivorce "But your marriage wasn't."]]\\\

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-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." [[ToiletSeatDivorce "But your marriage wasn't."]]\\\"]]\\

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!! Food Atrocities

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!! Food !!Food Atrocities







-->'''Tabbes:''' Happy Turkey Sacrifice Da- I mean, Thanksgiving everyone.

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-->'''Tabbes:''' Happy Turkey Sacrifice Da- Da-- I mean, Thanksgiving everyone.



-->'''Kid:''' Grandma, your shoes wack!
-->'''Tabbes:''' Last thing anyone wants to see is a sweet old lady's heart broken.
-->'''Grandma:''' Oh hell naw, this little bitch has to not just say that 'bout ma fresh kicks! (''wacks kid with her cane'') Pull yo pants up!
-->'''Tabbes:''' Or she can diss you back on her own.
-->'''Grandma:''' You should lawnmower that ugly-ass grass hair too, while you're at it!

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-->'''Kid:''' Grandma, your shoes wack!
-->'''Tabbes:'''
shoe's wack!\\
'''Tabbes:'''
Last thing anyone wants to see is a sweet sweet, old lady's heart broken.
-->'''Grandma:''' Oh
broken.\\
'''Grandma:''' Oh,
hell naw, this little bitch has to not just say that 'bout ma fresh kicks! (''wacks ''(whacks kid [[TapOnTheHead with her cane'') cane]])'' [[NeverMessWithGranny Pull yo pants up!
-->'''Tabbes:''' Or
up!]]\\
'''Tabbes:''' Or,
she can diss you back on her own.
-->'''Grandma:'''
own.\\
'''Grandma:'''
You should lawnmower that ugly-ass grass hair too, while you're at it! it!



-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." [[ToiletSeatDivorce "But your marriage wasn't."]]

-->"What happened to your little girlfriend?" [[ToothyIssue "Same thing that happened to your teeth."]]

-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect "Shouldn't you be raising]] ''[[ParentalNeglect yours]]''?"

-->"Why do you have a boyfriend at 16?" [[TeenPregnancy "Why are you a grandmother at 31?"]]

-->"Why do you have mix and match socks?" [[ReallyGetsAround "Why do all your kids got mix and match dads?"]]

!! Website/DeviantArt Atrocities

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-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." [[ToiletSeatDivorce "But your marriage wasn't."]]

-->"What
"]]\\\
"What
happened to your little girlfriend?" [[ToothyIssue "Same thing that happened to your teeth."]]

-->"Shouldn't
"]]\\
"Shouldn't
you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect "Shouldn't you be raising]] ''[[ParentalNeglect yours]]''?"

-->"Why
yours]]''[[ParentalNeglect ?"]]\\
"Why
do you have a boyfriend at 16?" [[TeenPregnancy "Why are you a grandmother at 31?"]]

-->"Why
31?"]]\\
"Why
do you have mix and match socks?" [[ReallyGetsAround "Why do all your kids got mix and match dads?"]]

!! Website/DeviantArt !!Website/DeviantArt Atrocities



-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start.]] What the actual [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is this?

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-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start.]] start]]. What the actual [[PrecisionFStrike [[BreakingPointSwearing fuck]] is this?



-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.

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-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. (...) […] If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.



!! Dealing With Kids

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!! Dealing !!Dealing With Kids



-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone.]]
-->([[VomitIndiscretionShot Baby barfs on her head]])

!! Breaking Into The Rooftop (Roommate Stories)

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-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws ''(throws the baby up in the air) air)'' Wee! (throws) ''(throws)'' Wee! (throws) ''(throws)'' Wee! (''thud'')...''(thud)'' ...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone.]]
-->([[VomitIndiscretionShot Baby
phone]].\\
''[[VomitIndiscretionShot (baby
barfs on her head]])

!! Breaking
head)]]''

!!Breaking
Into The Rooftop (Roommate Stories)



-->'''Megatron:''' Hey! Hey! You're dirtying up the window! I can see your hand prints!
-->'''Tabbes:''' (spitefully wipes her foot on the window in silence)
-->'''Megatron:''' ''(look of pure disgust)''

!! My Neighbour Tried To Break Down The Door (Roommate Stories)

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-->'''Megatron:''' Hey! Hey! You're dirtying up the window! I can see your hand prints!
-->'''Tabbes:''' (spitefully
prints!\\
'''Tabbes:''' ''(spitefully
wipes her foot on the window in silence)
-->'''Megatron:'''
silence)''\\
'''Megatron:'''
''(look of pure disgust)''

!! My !!My Neighbour Tried To Break Down The Door (Roommate Stories)



** Megatron dancing along makes it even funnier.

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** Megatron dancing along makes it even funnier.funnier.

!!The War on AI
* The concept of Tabbes being kidnapped is pretty [[NightmareFuel horrifying]], but it ends up crossing into being [[CrossesTheLineTwice utterly hilarious]] when it's revealed that her captor was ''[[MemeticPsychopath Laddi]]''.

!!Reading 1000 Books in a Month:
* The RunningGag of slapping people who annoy her [[TapOnTheHead in the face]] with an open book.
-->'''Tabbes:''' ''[[{{Pun}} Facebook!]]''
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-->'''Megatron:''' (look of pure disgust)

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-->'''Megatron:''' (look ''(look of pure disgust)
disgust)''



-->'''Bubbles and Diva:''' (banging on frying pans with metal spoons) Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone, man! You're a fucking schmuck!

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-->'''Bubbles and Diva:''' (banging ''(banging on frying pans with metal spoons) spoons)'' Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone, man! You're a fucking schmuck!
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* The "face of pure disinterest" Tabbes gives when her roommates discuss the Kardashians.
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--> ''Tabbes:'' [[spoiler:Whoever did this, mixing all three of these together, making me have to find these candies one by one, nitpicking it, making my hands all colorful and sticky, fuck you.]]



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--> ''Tabbes:'' '''Tabbes:''' [[spoiler:Whoever did this, mixing all three of these together, making me have to find these candies one by one, nitpicking it, making my hands all colorful and sticky, fuck you.]]


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!! Food Atrocities
* As [[NauseaFuel disgusting]] as they are, the last food is [[spoiler:not at all disgusting, but just a personal preference; mixing Reece’s Pieces, Skittles, and M&M’s together]].
--> ''Tabbes:'' [[spoiler:Whoever did this, mixing all three of these together, making me have to find these candies one by one, nitpicking it, making my hands all colorful and sticky, fuck you.]]


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!! DeviantArt Atrocities

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!! DeviantArt Website/DeviantArt Atrocities
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-->'''Bubbles and Diva:''' (banging on frying pans with metal spoons) Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone man! You're a fucking schmuck!

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-->'''Bubbles and Diva:''' (banging on frying pans with metal spoons) Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone alone, man! You're a fucking schmuck!
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* The nicknames Tabbes gives to her roommates: [[TheDiva Diva]], [[DeadpanSnarker Mega Tron]], and [[GenkiGirl Bubbles]].

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* The nicknames Tabbes gives to her roommates: [[TheDiva Diva]], [[DeadpanSnarker Mega Tron]], Megatron]], and [[GenkiGirl Bubbles]].

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* The nicknames Tabbes gives to her roommates: Diva, Megatron, and Bubbles.

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* The nicknames Tabbes gives to her roommates: Diva, Megatron, [[TheDiva Diva]], [[DeadpanSnarker Mega Tron]], and Bubbles.[[GenkiGirl Bubbles]].



-->'''Megatron:''' (look of pure disgust)

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-->'''Megatron:''' (look of pure disgust)disgust)

!! My Neighbour Tried To Break Down The Door (Roommate Stories)
* Tabbes throws a tortilla at her noisy neighbourhood, and he starts pounding on the door. Bubbles and Diva's response?
-->'''Bubbles and Diva:''' (banging on frying pans with metal spoons) Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone man! You're a fucking schmuck!
** Megatron dancing along makes it even funnier.
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-->([[VomitIndiscretionShot Baby barfs on her head]])

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-->([[VomitIndiscretionShot Baby barfs on her head]])head]])

!! Breaking Into The Rooftop (Roommate Stories)
*The nicknames Tabbes gives to her roommates: Diva, Megatron, and Bubbles.
* Tabbes likes to pretend she's in a cheesy music video, but Megatron isn't amused.
-->'''Megatron:''' Hey! Hey! You're dirtying up the window! I can see your hand prints!
-->'''Tabbes:''' (spitefully wipes her foot on the window in silence)
-->'''Megatron:''' (look of pure disgust)
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-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone]]

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-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone]]phone.]]
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-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone]])

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-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone]])phone]]
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-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone)

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-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone)phone]])
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-->'''Tabbes:''' Get yo peener away from me! This is ridiculous! I can't believe believe this is the beginning of my Thanksgiving break.

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-->'''Tabbes:''' Get yo peener away from me! This is ridiculous! I can't believe believe this is the beginning of my Thanksgiving break.break.

!! Dealing With Kids
* The opening has Tabbes trying (and failing) to calm down a crying baby.
-->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (''thud'')...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone)
-->([[VomitIndiscretionShot Baby barfs on her head]])
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-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.

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-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.distance.

!!Brawl with an Asylum Escapee
* While [[AttemptedRape the subject itself]] isn't something to laugh about, throughout the entire fight with the crazed man, Tabbes says she was just thinking one thing:
-->'''Tabbes:''' Get yo peener away from me! This is ridiculous! I can't believe believe this is the beginning of my Thanksgiving break.
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-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect "Shouldn't you be raising ''yours''?"]]

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-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect "Shouldn't you be raising ''yours''?"]]
raising]] ''[[ParentalNeglect yours]]''?"
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-->"What happened to your little girlfriend?" [[ToothyIssue"Same thing that happened to your teeth."]]

-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect"Shouldn't you be raising ''yours''?"]]

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-->"What happened to your little girlfriend?" [[ToothyIssue"Same [[ToothyIssue "Same thing that happened to your teeth."]]

-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect"Shouldn't [[ParentalNeglect "Shouldn't you be raising ''yours''?"]]
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-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." "But your marriage wasn't."

-->"What happened to your little girlfriend?" "Same thing that happened to your teeth."

-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" "Shouldn't you be raising ''yours''?

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-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." [[ToiletSeatDivorce "But your marriage wasn't."

"]]

-->"What happened to your little girlfriend?" "Same [[ToothyIssue"Same thing that happened to your teeth."

"]]

-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" "Shouldn't [[ParentalNeglect"Shouldn't you be raising ''yours''?
''yours''?"]]
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-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, an you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.

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-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, an and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.
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* This line:

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* This line:line from the beginning of the video:
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* Her thoughts on "xxspineloverxx" and her "broken spine fetish":

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* Her thoughts on "xxspineloverxx" and her "broken spine fetish":on [[NightmareFetishist "xxspineloverxx"]]:
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-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are aloud outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, an you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.

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-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are aloud allowed outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, an you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.
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-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start.]] What the actual [[PresicionFStrike fuck]] is this?

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-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start.]] What the actual [[PresicionFStrike [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is this?

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* Her thoughts on

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* Her thoughts onon "xxspineloverxx" and her "broken spine fetish":
-->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are aloud outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, an you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance.
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-->"Why do you have mix and match socks?" [[ReallyGetsAround "Why do all your kids got mix and match dads?"]]

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-->"Why do you have mix and match socks?" [[ReallyGetsAround "Why do all your kids got mix and match dads?"]]dads?"]]

!! DeviantArt Atrocities
*Tabbes' reaction to the first "art":
-->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start.]] What the actual [[PresicionFStrike fuck]] is this?
* Her thoughts on
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-->'''Grandma:''' Oh hell naw, this little bitch has to not just say that 'bout ma fresh kicks! (''wacks kid with her can'') Pull yo pants up!

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-->'''Grandma:''' Oh hell naw, this little bitch has to not just say that 'bout ma fresh kicks! (''wacks kid with her can'') cane'') Pull yo pants up!
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!!How Fights Start on Thanksgiving
* This line:
-->'''Tabbes:''' Happy Turkey Sacrifice Da- I mean, Thanksgiving everyone.
* Tabbes explains why you should never diss grandma:
-->'''Kid:''' Grandma, your shoes wack!
-->'''Tabbes:''' Last thing anyone wants to see is a sweet old lady's heart broken.
-->'''Grandma:''' Oh hell naw, this little bitch has to not just say that 'bout ma fresh kicks! (''wacks kid with her can'') Pull yo pants up!
-->'''Tabbes:''' Or she can diss you back on her own.
-->'''Grandma:''' You should lawnmower that ugly-ass grass hair too, while you're at it!
* The thanksgiving clapbacks:
-->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." "But your marriage wasn't."

-->"What happened to your little girlfriend?" "Same thing that happened to your teeth."

-->"Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" "Shouldn't you be raising ''yours''?

-->"Why do you have a boyfriend at 16?" [[TeenPregnancy "Why are you a grandmother at 31?"]]

-->"Why do you have mix and match socks?" [[ReallyGetsAround "Why do all your kids got mix and match dads?"]]

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