Tabbes: I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. (...) If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal continental distance.
Brawl with an Asylum Escapee
While the subject itself isn't something to laugh about, throughout the entire fight with the crazed man, Tabbes says she was just thinking one thing:
Tabbes: Get yo peener away from me! This is ridiculous! I can't believe believe this is the beginning of my Thanksgiving break.
Dealing With Kids
The opening has Tabbes trying (and failing) to calm down a crying baby.
Tabbes: That's it. Up you go! (throws the baby up in the air) Wee! (throws) Wee! (throws) Wee! (thud)...Wee. Whoops, dropped my phone.