1 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYzAEjXyCMs The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game.]] It all starts with Father Pat accusing Jackie of traveling. |
2 | -->'''Pat:''' ''*refereeing*'' Traveling! |
3 | -->'''Jackie:''' No, no, no, no! One and a half step! |
4 | -->'''Pat:''' C'mon, Jackie, you walked. |
5 | -->'''Jackie:''' SUCK MY COCK! [[DisproportionateRetribution I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY]]! |
6 | -->'''Pat:''' ''*blows whistle again*'' You're gone, Jackie Moon! |
7 | -->'''Jackie:''' What did I say?! |
8 | -->'''Pat:''' You said S my C! |
9 | -->'''Jackie:''' ''*grabs the ball from Pat and punts it into the stands*'' |
10 | -->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' ...And one lucky fan will go home with the game ball. |
11 | -->'''Jackie:''' That's your head next time. |
12 | -->'''Pat:''' You're a big baby, Jackie. |
13 | -->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' Jackie Moon and the referee really going at it here. |
14 | -->'''Jackie:''' I didn't say anything! |
15 | -->'''Pat:''' You said S my C! |
16 | -->'''Jackie:''' I barely raised my voice! |
17 | -->'''Pat:''' I should call your mother! |
18 | -->'''Jackie:''' You'll need a phone to Heaven to do that! |
19 | -->'''Pat:''' Maybe your mom didn't go to Heaven. |
20 | -->'''''*dismayed murmuring from the announcers*''''' |
21 | -->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people. |
22 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfqG3OtUuc SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!]] |
23 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] Cornelius calls Lou a jive turkey, which Jackie tries to walk back... by insisting that Cornelius called Lou a ''cocksucker'' instead. Things only escalate from there. |
24 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHulRDk__ko "I wish you were still a washing machine!"]] |
25 | ** "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?" |
26 | * Jackie's corn dog promotion, especially considering that he's well aware he doesn't even have corn dogs. |
27 | -->'''Jackie:''' Goddamn it, Vakidis! Learn fucking English! |
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