Line #39 Funny/SeattleByNight


1	! General
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3	* Jason Carl calling ''Seattle by Night'' "Gothic Grunge."
4	* The group generally jokes around and has a lot of fun with out of character statements as well as joke.
5	* The constant shade the group throws on Tacoma.
6	* Jerry Holkins spending a good ten minutes of the first session of Season 2 describing his Masonic Lodge haven and the surrounding neighborhood that is full of hipsters.
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8	! Amanda
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10	* Amanda taking notes about Kindred lore on a yellow pad. This is a homage to ''WebVideo/LAByNight'''s Annabelle, who did the same thing.
11	* Amanda being consulted on the occult when she clearly knows absolutely nothing, just because she's Tremere.
12	* Amanda getting "delivery" of a vessel as sent by her father. The vessel assumes she has a rare blood disease and that he can help by donating blood.
13	* Amanda yelling at her dad in Elysium when she discovers [[spoiler: he's a ghoul.]]
14	* All the shade Amanda gets for "sleeping" with a Giovanni.
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16	! Tom
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18	* Much is made of the fact Tom wears socks with Crock.
19	* Tom continues to eat two-dollar nachos, throw them up, and keep eating them because he doesn't realize vampires can't eat food.
20	* Tom vomiting up a banana milkshake up on the Brujah Anarch Remy.
21	* Tom taking his shirt off in Elysium to show off his body art to a Toreador.
22	* Tom creates a taco/blood blend with a centrifuge in the Tacoma hospital.
23	* In Season 2, episode 1, Tom explains how he's heard of wights.
24	-->"I played a lot of D&D."
25	* In Season 2, episode 3, Tom attempts to find orange juice and hot pockets in Jamison's fridge.
26	* In Season 2, episode 3, Tom asks some ''interesting'' questions about social media.
27	-->"Should I send her a picture of my penis?"
28	* In Season 2, Episode 4, he has a MushroomSamba encounter with Cherry Moon and ends up "hugging the moon."
29	* In Season 2, Episode 6, Tom attempts to buy Cherry Moon (a Thin Blood drug) from a local drug dealer who directs him back to where they normally get it.
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31	! Betty
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33	* Betty lives in Bellevue [[TakeThat and the cast says this explains everything about her.]]
34	* Betty asking if it's too late to get on the ground floor of Uber.
35	* Betty completely flubbing her rolls to try to get a read on Mr Drew. And then getting pissed off enough by said failures that she [[InterrogationByVandalism threatens to take her lipstick to his suit coat]] get him to talk - which is what gets him to crack.
36	* Betty telling Amanda her father is a very sexy man. Then explaining to her that he's a ghoul [[SkewedPriorities even if that's a rude word.]]
37	* Betty planning to murder a guard with a straw in order to avoid having to drink his blood directly. Thankfully, she's talked out of it.
38	* Her MoralMyopia at being disgusted at feeding the "other way" (i.e. with the Kiss) and the guard asking if it was good for her too.
39	* Betty complaining about how "you brought a girl flowers" before you drink someone's blood.
40	* In Season 2, Episode 4, Betty explicitly denies having any BelligerentSexualTension with Dahvid while doing a bunch of hilarious double entendres like how he's going to finger the group.
41	** She insists she could never be involved with him because he wears a turtleneck.
42	* In Season 2, Episode 4, Betty reacts with her TeamMom energy to finding out the group has knocked the Prince's enforcer, Rafe, into torpor.
43	* In Season 2, Episode 6, Betty feeds Jamison horse's blood as a pick me up.
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45	! Jamison
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47	* Betty, having interposed a waiter between herself and a falling chandelier, shoves her not-long-for-this world meat shield over to an injured Amanda and Jamison. Without hesitation, Jamison [[{{Squick}} unhinges his jaw]], locks eyes with Amanda, snarls "Don't," and [[GallowsHumor begins to feed]].
48	* In Season 2, Episode 1, Jamison attempts to explain how to woo women through the power of texting and the secret that all women crave is the animated gif.
49	* In Season 2, Episode 3, Jamison has a bizarre digression about his time hanging out with the Rat Pack that ends with him ''singing.''
50	* In Season 2, Episode 6, Jamison drinks some horse's blood and ends up believing he's developing horse-like qualities as a result, including desiring to sleep standing up in a stable.
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52	! Enrique
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54	* Enrique's obsession with figuring out whether Betty has other people regularly in her car or not causes the entire first session to stop for a few minutes as everyone finds it a horrible invasion of privacy.
55	* Enrique receives much praise from the group when he finally gets the classic Seattle put down of, "The bathroom is for customers only."

Context Funny / SeattleByNight