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1	%%* WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/1996-04-14C-500x259.gif gets audited]].
2	* [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Bashful]] [[https://www.offthemark.com/cartoon/leisure-hobbies/books-authors/1997-09-12 returns from his assertiveness training seminar]].
3	--> "GET YOUR PUDGY LITTLE HINEYS OUTTA MY WAY!"
4	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2018-07-08C-500x259.gif "Hey, I TOLD you to get under the tree..."]]
5	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/cartoon/animals/wildlife/2006-08-12 "I used to have a fear of computers, too, but then I decided to call this little thing a 'tadpole'..."]]
6	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2018-11-11C-500x259.gif "I didn't know sharks flossed..."]]
7	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2014-11-19B-240x331.gif "Maybe we're out of touch with our customers..."]]
8	* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2005-01-16C-500x259.gif A scientist]] dresses an elephant in a wool hat and sweater and tells the other scientists that it's a woolly mammoth.
9	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2013-11-24C-500x259.gif "Must be the distant relatives!"]]
10	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2003-04-25B-240x331.gif "Rookie..."]]
11	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2016-01-19C-240x331.gif They don't call him]] "[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Snoopy]]" for nothing.
12	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/1997-05-12B-240x331.gif "You had thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery so you could pick your nose?!!"]]
13	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/cartoon/animals/reptiles-amphibians/2008-02-10 "Wannabe..."]]
14	%%* [[https://www.offthemark.com/image/cache/data/cartoons/2016-04-01B-240x331.gif Mongoose gag gifts]].

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