1 | * Texas grilling Mike to see if he's really prepared for anything Kane can throw at them. |
2 | -->'''Texas:''' What if he throws a brick at you?\ |
3 | '''Mike:''' Yeah, I can handle that.\ |
4 | '''Texas:''' What if he throws a box full of scorpions?\ |
5 | '''Mike:''' Um...\ |
6 | '''Texas:''' Now, what if he throws ''up'' on you? 'Cause if he threw up on me, I would totally throw up on him, except I would do it way stronger and way better. Check out my muscular neck and throat. ''*grunts while flexing his neck*'' |
7 | * After a bout of DeadlyDodging to take down some attacking robots: |
8 | -->'''Julie:''' I'm wrecked! |
9 | -->'''Dutch:''' Me too! |
10 | -->'''Texas:''' I can still punch but my car won't start. |
11 | -->'''Chuck:''' And we're still at zero percent. [[DidntThinkThisThrough Did you think about what would happen when there were no more cars to throw at the last robot?]] |
12 | -->'''Mike:''' Uh, no. |
13 | * Chuck's a good wingman, especially when it comes to color commentary. |
14 | -->'''Chuck:''' This is a ''ridiculous'' amount of lasers! |
15 | * "That means he wants me to beat you up!" "Yeah...I know." |
16 | * Texas's [[SarcasmMode master plan]] to infiltrate Kane Co in episode 2. |
17 | -->'''Texas:''' You both got it wrong, but that’s why Texas is here. Okay! What is Kane’s greatest weakness? His stomach, right. Yeah, I know! Dude, we totally sneak in like we’re delivering pizzas. And then we open the boxes to reveal our ''cars'' that have been ''shrunk down'' because ''Texas invented a shrink ray''! And then I... punch Kane! I ''punch Kane in the stomach''! Yeah, Texas! |
18 | * In the aftermath of the [[spoiler: Detroit Doom Jump and ensuing explosion]], [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lx3q9pbR1qj8nkyo1_1280.png Chuck and Mike sitting stock still and covered in soot]], with Mike [[spoiler: [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lx3q9pbR1qj8nkyo2_1280.png holding his bobble head dog]].]] |
19 | -->'''Mike:''' ''Man''. That was only one percent? |
20 | * Poor Claire in "Ride the Lightning." Special mention to when she tries to sit down in a random chair. Tries. |
21 | -->"Texas punch good! Oh no! Not Texas!" |
22 | ** Same episode, as Lake Erie freezes over: |
23 | -->'''Texas:''' Can someone please hand Texas a towel? |
24 | ** This line as everyone is wondering how to find Mike. |
25 | -->'''Texas:''' We need to focus on the ''one guy'' who can lead us out of danger: Me. Texas. Now let's go find Mike. '''[speeds off]''' |
26 | ** Also from "Ride the Lightning": |
27 | --->'''Chuck:''' You know... I may not make it back. |
28 | --->'''Claire:''' Wait, what? (to Julie) You're leaving? Again? |
29 | --->'''Chuck:''' ''I said'', I may not- |
30 | --->'''Claire:''' (totally ignoring Chuck) Look, you can't leave me here again, okay? I'll die of weirdness! |
31 | --->'''Chuck:''' ...okay, I'm gonna go now. |
32 | --->''Chuck takes maybe three steps before [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8eyfqXvsI1qmr7t7o1_500.gif slipping and wiping out on 9 Lives]].'' |
33 | * Dutch needs to work on his compliments: |
34 | -->'''Dutch:''' Jacob! I have never been so happy to see your old, wrinkly face! |
35 | -->'''Jacob:''' Uh... thanks? |
36 | * The moment when the Burners minus Mike are moping over their failed takedown of the weather machine and all of a sudden [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4aecmjoDR1r00g3do1_500.gif Texas gets up to swing and SMASH]] [[FlippingTheTable the table]] they were sitting at. And as a bonus, if you look closely, Dutch and Chuck jump in surprise while Julie just looks kind of peeved, as if Texas does this all the time. |
37 | ** Topped off by him promptly bursting into hysterical tears. |
38 | * The opening of "Texas-ify it." |
39 | -->'''Kane:''' I have a gun that shoots a snake! |
40 | ** Texas gets a lot of good lines in this episode, the possible crowner being when describing his team: |
41 | --->'''Texas:''' I mean, you can't just tie these tankers up with rope, ya gotta weld it. Dutch can do that, and Julie's good with infiltrating, Mike can take credit for everything, and Chuck?... |
42 | --->'''Chuck:''' ''*perks up.*'' |
43 | --->'''Texas:'''...well, I don't know ''what'' Chuck does but he can like, [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream or something]]. |
44 | --->'''Chuck:''' ''*deflates.*'' |
45 | ** The team could do with a lesson in effective communications: |
46 | --->'''Mike:''' How much of that [weed killer] do you have? |
47 | --->'''Jacob:''' How much do you need? |
48 | --->'''Mike:''' How much do you have? |
49 | --->'''Jacob:''' Well, how much do you need? |
50 | --->'''Mike:''' How much ''do you have?'' |
51 | --->'''Jacob:''' GAH! Will you just tell me how much you need? |
52 | ** After hearing Chuck yelling because his sample just tried to eat him... |
53 | --->'''Kaia:''' Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a lady screaming. |
54 | ** Afterwards, as Mike's giving a super-serious little speech to Kaia about how they're not going to help her, Chuck interrupts. |
55 | --->'''Chuck:''' And I do not scream like a lady! |
56 | ** When the Terras decide to use Texas' ideas, he gives Mike a thumbs-up... from his handstand position and falls on his head. |
57 | * The Duke of Detroit is a mash-up of hilarity, awesomeness and horror: He's completely over-the-top style-wise, hyena-laughing mad and incredibly influential among the gangs of Motorcity. |
58 | * Texas and Dutch have to [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a2yniOjf1qzqhleo1_1280.jpg share a bed]], and wind up spooning. Dutch is not pleased. Texas sleeps like a baby. |
59 | * In the middle of a brawl with a hockey gang; Mike is fighting the gang's leader with his staff without it being in chainsaw mode. He swings at the leader who immediately [[NoSell blocks him with his pads]]. The "[[OhCrap Oh, nooooooo...]]" Mike letting out immediately after is hilarious. |
60 | * "Awww, we just had baby [=KaneBots=]! ...now let me smash 'em." |
61 | * The "Chuck vs. the muffins" subplot. |
62 | --> '''Chuck:''' They're completely disgusting, but I can't stop eating them. ''It is weird.'' |
63 | * Mike trying teach Chuck to drive. |
64 | -->'''Mike:''' Is the screaming really necessary?\ |
65 | '''Chuck:''' It's my process! |
66 | ** The aftermath of a disastrous lesson: Chuck has managed to wedge his car between two walls so it's stuck in the air. |
67 | --->'''Julie:''' What... happened to the car?\ |
68 | '''Chuck''' Oh, you know, it just--it's resting. |
69 | * This conversation in "Fearless": |
70 | ** After being shot out of a cannon up 15 stories and throwing Chuck out of a car and grabbing his leg: |
71 | --->'''Mike:''' Chuck, Chuck. Dude, you're safe. |
72 | --->'''Chuck:''' "Safe"? That is not what I call pulling someone out of a moving vehicle twenty stories up! You say I'm sorry. |
73 | --->'''Mike:''' I'm so-- |
74 | --->'''Chuck:''' Not accepted. |
75 | * Texas not remembering Julie's name... |
76 | ** Taken one step further in "Fearless": |
77 | --->'''Texas:''' What do you mean that's not Julie, she's a girl. What, now we got two of them? |
78 | --->'''Dutch:''' It's Claire; totally different person. |
79 | * Tooley in "Going Dutch". Even [[spoiler:the zombified residents of Motorcity]] seem stunned he's ''that'' stupid. |
80 | ** "Going Dutch" again: |
81 | --->''Mike pulls out a huge metal chunk in Mutt's windshield, revealing a hole.'' |
82 | --->'''Mike:''' Hey Chuck, remind me not to use Mutt as a battering ram. |
83 | --->''Chuck pops his head out of the hole.'' |
84 | --->'''Chuck:''' I did, but you didn't listen. |
85 | *** This became even more amusing when someone made a [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m452nj7Sfv1r00g3do1_500.gif looping gif]] out of it. |
86 | ** Texas fashioning a battering ram out of all sorts of random scrap from around the workshop. |
87 | --->'''Julie:''' And why exactly do we keep him around? |
88 | * Texas and his "Battleaxe". |
89 | -->'''Texas:''' This isn't nerdy. This is a +25 battleaxe. ''25!'' Think about that. |
90 | ** And later he straps it into his car with a seatbelt! |
91 | * This guy: "Saw your comrades five hours ago, approaching the Dungeon of Anguisssshhhh." |
92 | * From "The Duke of Detroit Presents": ''Cyborg Dan.'' |
93 | ** A stir crazy Mike whipping out a small army's worth of laser cannons and missiles... at Jacob. |
94 | ** All of Texas' one-liners. |
95 | ** All of the live interviews, but special mention must go to "Local Granny" Sue Ellen. |
96 | --->[[DissonantSerenity "I don't really care who wins. I just hope someone blows up."]] |
97 | ** The Duke of Detroit’s "face to face" conversation with the Burners. Seriously, the guy drew doodles of himself having that conversation before hand. |
98 | * Tooley making a few unlucky safety suit wearers dance in "Off the Rack". |
99 | ** And then there's [[spoiler:[[ItMakesSenseInContext the giant red ball made of people]].]] |
100 | --->'''Dutch:''' Now that's something you see don't everyday...or ever. |
101 | *** And of course someone made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdZTHXMOaXE the next logical step.]] |
102 | ** In the middle of a very tense action scene, there's a sudden cut to Kane posing dramatically with sunglasses, including a few shots of his bare chest and abs glistening with sweat. It's a commercial. |
103 | ** "All right, but you know I should totally be gut-punching a bot factory ''in the face'' right now!" Oh, Texas. |
104 | * This awesome line from "Like Father, Like Daughter": |
105 | --> '''Texas:''' Knock me out once, shame on you.\ |
106 | Knock me out twice, shame on me.\ |
107 | Knock me out three times, I bring my car!\ |
108 | ''(Zooms out to show Texas riding Stronghorn.)'' |
109 | ** When [[spoiler:[[NoSell Red single-handedly stops Stronghorn]]]], he only looks ''mildly surprised'': |
110 | ---> '''Texas:''' Well. How 'bout that. |
111 | ** Same episode, look at Julie's reaction when Texas [[spoiler:kisses her com-screen in thanks.]] |
112 | *** And even then, he ''still'' doesn't get her name right. |
113 | ** Tooley at the end of disastrous attempt take care of the Burners himself while Kane spends the day with Julie: |
114 | ---> '''Tooley:''' Hey! I did it! Now, can I have a promotion? |
115 | * Claire's gas-induced fear vision during "Mayhem Night". [[spoiler:Being married to Chuck, complete with a Lil' Chuck.]] |
116 | ** And to get out of it, she has to face the hallucination head-on, and so [[spoiler:she actually kisses Chuck, leaving him blushing like crazy with a big [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] smile on his face.]] |
117 | * Anything Julie does in "Julie and the Amazons." Claire gets one when she manages to save Julie and her car from getting blown to smithereens. |
118 | -->'''Claire:''' They put me in charge of the fire extinguisher! |
119 | ** "Yeah. You know how my hands were tied? Well, now they're not." |
120 | ** Dutch and Chuck's earpiece argument, and Texas repeating every word of it to a supremely confused Skylark member. |
121 | ** The leader of the Weekend Warriors has some moments. |
122 | --->'''Leader:''' Look! It's Private Rat-Trap! *points at Texas. Texas salutes.* |
123 | * Chuck's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck response]] when Mike asks the crew to "Leave things to me" in regards to obtaining a bot for the Robo-Roundup. |
124 | -->'''Chuck:''' *While being chased by [=KaneCo=] drones* Why do we always leave things to you!? |
125 | * "Threat Level: Texas". The whole damn thing. Special mention goes to [[spoiler:Interdimensional Armor Ultra Mega Zombie Texas VS Super Atomic Giant Kane. With ponytail-whipping action.]] |
126 | ** [[http://maniaccatscrawlings.tumblr.com/post/38726775537/texsaucesome-maniaccatscrawlings-heres-the The Texas rendition]] of the theme song. Which consists mostly of "Texas is awesome!" |
127 | ** Mike's eyes blinking out of sync throughout the episode really gets me. |
128 | ** It really says something that Kane is even more shocked by Texas'... well, Texas-ness than anything Tooley does. He's not saying doing a FlatWhat, but you can just see it on his face. |
129 | ** As Texas describes his plan to extract his own awesomeness and bottle it to power their weapon, Tooley interjects with "You can't bottle ''awesomeness''! There's no bottle big enough." |
130 | * The series finale has the scene where Julie slaps Mike. |
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