Line #58 Funny/MegadimensionNeptuniaVII


1	* The ending credits of the arcs give characters some amusing titles, like labeling Umio as [[EmergencyFoodSupplyAnimal "Uzume's Emergency Rations."]]
2	** Arfoire's credit in the first part is [[RecurringBoss "Honorary Eternal Villain"]], but the second part gives her the humiliating title of [[VillainDecay "You Again? Go Home!"]]
3	* The names of the Baby Bugs that are Uzume's allies have the notable names of "Biggie", "Boogie", "The Chaz", and "Fried Shrimp", the last gaining the name after Neptune and Uzume both fantasized about how the Baby Bugs look like shrimp and being hungry at the time.
4	* Neptune pretty much [[NoSell no selling]] Noire's attempt at being a Tsundere with her, and her trying to throw Uni under the bus [[HoistByHisOwnPetard only for her sister to retaliate by mentioning how worried Noire was about Neptune]].
5	** As a sort of follow up to this after Neptune reunites with her in wake of the Gold Dimension arc, she gets pissed because Neptune called her a loner, [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther only to soften up when Neptune expresses relief at them being together again.]] She then finally admits to feeling lonely with Neptune not there, and says she missed her, leading to [[MomentKiller Neptune reciprocating by proclaiming success at confirming Noire's Tsundere side.]] [[TranquilFury Noire doesn't take it very well to say the least.]]
6	* Anytime Uzume accidentally dips into her Orange Heart personality is guaranteed to be hilarious, especially her really poor attempts at covering it up after realizing what she was doing. Here's one fine example when Uzume, Neptune and Nepgear are looking for Umio:
7	-->'''Uzume:''' You never know. A mysterious bystander might have been accompanying Umio when he was attacked. Maybe they both escaped! ''[goes into daydreaming mode]'' Then, while they're wandering around looking for us, we'll just happened to run into them. ''[acts out of character by acting cutesy]'' We'll be totally surprised at the coincidence, and, like, both Uzume and her new pal totally won't be able to believe it, ya know? Then just like that they'll lead us to where Umio is, and we'll, like, beat up the meany monster that were bullying Umio! Umi's saved, and we'll find the share crystal, and we'll be totally super lucky like that!
8	-->'''Neptune and Nepgear:''' ''[=[=][[BlankWhiteEyes shocked]]]'' Uhhhhhh...
9	-->'''Uzume:''' ''[realizes her mistake]'' Oh! ''[clears her throat and reverts back to normal]'' So, yeah, there's a small chance someone will appear to show us the way, right?
10	-->'''Neptune:''' Uh, Uzume, heh... sorry, but what in the world was that thing you just transform into?
11	-->'''Uzume:''' [[BlatantLies O-Oh! I think you're just imagining things!]]
12	-->'''Neptune:''' No, no, no. I, uh, most definitely was not! You just transformed into some kind of valley girl from the 90's or something!
13	-->'''Nepgear:''' You were referring to yourself as "Uzume" in the third person, too!
14	-->'''Uzume:''' [[BlatantLies Y-You're hearin' things! Or maybe there are monsters that can create illusions around here... Ha ha ha... Those crazy beasts!]]
15	%% %** This becomes a lot less funny when you find out who the antagonist is...
16	* Adult Neptune's introduction is filled with hilarity, simply because her attitude about the situation is just so damn cheerful. The fact that her talking alone managed to debuff Arfoire is great fun.
17	** After sealing Arfoire into Adult Neptune's Nep-note, The party soon eat all sorts of foods, Neptune later notices some eggplants, [[HilarityEnsues we all know what to expect]] [[DoesNotLikeSpam when it comes to Neptune and eggplants]] but the kicker about this, she tries eating the vegetable at first. Her newfound hate of the vegetable is so great that she feeds the captured Arfoire with it and along with Uzume and Umio with shiitake mushrooms and freshwater fish is indirectly responsible for releasing her from her own Nep-note.
18	* IF's utter disbelief and confusion over Neptune's dream and her ideal of happiness, and how she can't stand how heartwarming it is.
19	* Out of all of the main four Neptune of all people having the least selfish dream is funny considering all evidence in the series would make you think otherwise.
20	* Both Uzume and Umio assuming that Neptune was Nepgear's younger sister, not because of appearance, but because of Neptune's whining about wanting pudding and how Nepgear kind of had to handle it.
21	* The [[PostEndGameContent post-game scenes]].
22	** Nepgear and Uni have a contest in the sauna, and the loser has to buy drinks for both of them. Neither of them give up because they don't have enough money to uphold their end of the bet and want to avoid the embarrassment of admitting it. It gets to the point where they both faint and are only saved by the older Neptune coming in.
23	** The [=CPUs=] cosplay to raise their share levels. Noire tries to formally recommend they do the event, but in reality she just wanted a reason to dress up. She even says she knows a person who can make their costumes; that person happens to be her.
24	** Vert has Ram and Rom dress up as racing queens for an event, which is swiftly halted by Blanc. Vert still got what she wanted.
25	** Blanc is annoyed with Ram, Rom, and B-Sha's antics, but Umio gets them all to settle down. Blanc then asks Uzume if she could hire Umio as a babysitter, but Uzume declines, because Umio's her emergency rations.
26	* Steamax is cornered by Neptune (as [[LadyOfWar Purple]] [[TheComicallySerious Heart]]), IF, and Compa, but he has a trick on his sleeve. Said trick is to throw his PornStash on the floor to distract the three. ''[[HilarityEnsues It works]]'' with Neptune not being able to stop looking at it, [[TheDitz Compa]] having an ingenious solution by closing her eyes, and IF berating the two [[NotSoAboveItAll only for her to glance at the pages]].
27	* Neptune, as [[TheComicallySerious Purple Heart]], being TheTease towards Steamax. Steamax becomes so flustered by it he ends up fainting, with it being heavily implied that he just [[JizzedInMyPants jizzed his pants]]. This also happens right after the above moment.
28	* In the Hyperdimension side of the Heartdimension arc, Nepgear's party argues over who gets to activate the Sharing Field against Dark Black. In the end, E-Sha manages to steal this moment, resulting in Nepgear questioning if she's losing her status as the main character of the scenario. Even Dark Black seems to be exasperated by the party's antics.
29	* In the Heartdimension side, after Dark White is summoned by Croire, Vert (and eventually both Neptune's) can't stop making fun of Blanc after the former points out that Dark White's chest size is just way smaller than other Dark [=CPUs=]. This causes Blanc, who had tried to keep herself cool for the majority of the game, to [[RageBreakingPoint finally snap]] and chew out the others for making fun of her, scaring Uzume in the process.
30	-->'''Blanc:''' [[BerserkButton Graaaaaaah]]!! I won't be made a fool of, you bastards! That Kurome asshole too! [...] I'm getting pissed off just looking at it! Uzume, the Sharing Field! Hurry it up!!
31	-->'''Uzume:''' R-Right...
32	-->''(Uzume transforms into Orange Heart)''
33	-->'''Orange Heart:''' Blansy's scary...
34	-->'''Blanc:''' What'd you say?
35	-->'''Orange Heart:''' Eek?! N-Nothing! Sha-Shaving Fields activate!
36	-->'''Compa:''' She's so scared she's completely fumbling her words...
37	-->'''IF:''' Well, that's the normal response when you're not used to... um... [[HairTriggerTemper Blanc]]...
38	* Also an awesome moment. Kurome manages to steal the console, only to lose it to Steamax and get punched by a Dogoo-Man. Additionally, Nepgear [[RunningGag further fears that she's losing the spotlight]] because the minor comic relief characters managed to deal the first blow to the BigBad.
39	** When Kurome's TranquilFury over this is interrupted by the Heartdimension group neutralizing her Negative Energy, she decides to return, but as Croire had already been recaptured by this point, she had to literally run all the way back to the Heartdimension through the hole she created while Hyperdimension group chased after her. Vert and Neptune can only imagine how silly the BigBad looked at this point.
40	* Meanwhile on the Heart Dimension side, Neptune does not take it well when she realizes she's becoming a DecoyProtagonist for both Uzume and adult Neptune.
41	-->'''Neptune:''' This is protagonist fraud at this point! I'll take this to court! I'll sue and I'll win!
42	* Steamax vandalizes Neptune's online article for blogging material. Nepgear notices it and tries to fix it, but goes too far in the other direction with some over-the-top praises. Histoire eventually has to lock the article to stop the edit war.
43	* Vert and Nepgear ask S-Sha to help settle an argument they've had since the series began -- whether the bird and horse hybrid creatures should be called horsebirds or birdhorses. S-Sha begins "They should obviously be called '[[Franchise/FinalFantasy Cho]]..." before she's cut off by Vert and Nepgear freaking out.
44	** Made even more funny by the fact that S-Sha is effectively the representative of Creator/SquareEnix, and the only one who could get away with even suggesting it!
45	* While deciding on a name for the cat, K-Sha settles on Blanc. Noire vows to make sure Blanc the CPU never meets the cat.
46	** One of the previous names for the cat Weiss was rejected because it was thought to be a boy's name and the cat is female. [[GenderBlenderName Tell that to the fans of]] [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Weiss Schnee]].
47	** The cat notably has [[PutOnABus completely vanished]] after the Lastation chapter is finished.
48	* C-Sha decides the best way to stand out from other characters in the series is to be the type to [[VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins end up in underwear when she's hit]]. Blanc is rather weirded out by the proposal.
49	** Made even more hilarious by anyone who has played ''Videogame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaUActionUnleashed'' where that is a mechanic.
50	* The beginning of Vert's prologue. It starts with a ridiculous CG shot of S-Sha sitting on a Dogoo Man while Dogoo Ladies fan her on either side, which Vert points out. S-Sha gets things back on track and tells Vert to pull out the Holy Sword, which she succeeds at... and is congratulated on being the 983,067th Wielder of the Sword, which Vert expresses surprise at. S-Sha then gives Vert 100 credits (by Neptunia standards, that's the equivalent of just a couple of dollars) as a farewell gift, which Vert does not like one bit. What sells it is S-Sha's NotSoStoic [[SmugSmiler Smug Smile]].
51	** This is actually something of a minor RunningGag during Vert's scenario. Her getting pumped about [[ADayInTheLimelight being the protagonist for once]] gets derailed a few times (including the above bit) by [[HilarityEnsues making a complete mockery of what should have been glorious moments]] for her. They don't last long, usually, but Vert is less than pleased at being made a ButtMonkey even in her own story!
52	*** Vert can't even get away with joking about becoming the main character as when she and Neptune do the "Next Episode Preview" section, Vert jokes about being the main character over Neptune, only for Neptune to smile and declare that Vert should get naked to improve her popularity, with Vert wondering what's going on before she quickly finds out that she's in nothing but a towel. Neptune says that the only reason Vert even has that is because there are no standing nude portraits of the characters to use. No wonder she doesn't become the main character in ''Videogame/CyberdimensionNeptunia4GoddessesOnline''!
53	* The event that happens at the end of Uzume's flashback where it's revealed that Umio is a reincarnation of a guy who once supported Uzume through tough times. Let's just say that Uzume's entire flashback sequence was seen by everyone.
54	* The epilogue of the G arc has [[YaoiFangirl Vert]] squeeing at Steamax's devotion towards Affimojas, even pleasantly surprised that Steamax was the dominant one even. Nosebleed included.
55	* Noire's extra dialogue reveals that she gets [[AlcoholHic completely]] [[CantHoldHerLiquor wasted]] on [[DrunkOnMilk Root Beer]].
56	** Her other extra dialog shows that [[HiddenDepths in private]] [[MakesSenseInContext she "Noires" as much as Neptune "Neps."]]
57	** Notably, this is a fun reference to ''Manga/AhMyGoddess'' and how goddesses do not get drunk... on alcohol at least.
58	* When Blanc gets trapped in Kurome's LotusEaterMachine alongside the other goddesses, she has a dream that emphasizes her deepest desires. Said dream shows that she had [[BreastExpansion grown a huge pair of breasts]] and becomes [[BigBreastPride very prideful]] of it. When Nepgear, C-Sha, and the twins go to visit her dream, they are understandably put-off by how she looks (Nepgear points out that Lowee's shares would go down if they see her like this, as well as the fact that, thanks to her increased bust, [[ImpossiblyLowNeckline her dress is far more revealing]], which C-Sha remarks is not appropriate for children) and how she acts (Blanc [[TookALevelInJerkass suddenly becomes cocky and unwelcoming after gaining huge breasts]], a dramatic shift in character that makes even ''[[ShrinkingViolet Rom]]'' angry), to the point that the twins consider getting rid of those 'funbags' by attempting to pop them with needles, which Nepgear tells Blanc to flee from them.
59	-->'''Blanc:''' A thin and flattering waist, a large round bottom, and breasts that would make even [[MsFanservice Vert]] cry. Aren't ''I'' the ideal woman?

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