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1	It would be easier to say "the entire AAR", but some of the hightlights include gems like these:
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3	[[AC:In General]]
4	* [[OnTheNext Phargle's previews]] can often elicit a chuckle or two:
5	-->''"Can it be that all is quiet and well in Knud's life? Will his marriage to Gisele be happy '''or will she always look like she's crying?''' Will a girl's name save Helge? And what will Knud do with all of his problems? You'll never believe the stunning tale of bastards, crusades and extra-marital sex in the next installment of the adventures of Knud Knýtling!"''
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8	[[folder:Prince Knud]]
9	* His opinions on [[{{Gonk}} his wife Uta.]]
10	-->''"Even lazy and sick, Knud can run fast when his wife is naked."''
11	** After's Torben's birth:
12	--->''"There, I've done my husbandly duty and, thankfully, a miracle-worker offered to cure me."''
13	--->''"I need to get out of Halland before she catches me again."''
14	** Upon discovering Uta's infidelity, she decides to become chaste. Cue Knud's reaction:
15	--->''"Knud Knýtling wins again! [[PyrrhicVictory Except I'm still married to a fat, reckless, lying, German cow of a star-spangled wildebeast whore.]]"''
16	--->''"[[LampshadeHanging Yeah. I win.]]"''
17	--->''"[[PyrrhicVictory Someone kill me.]]"''
18	* Knud's reaction to dying:
19	-->''"[[GetItOverWith At least, in death, I can finally escape the church...]]"''
20	-->[[{{Irony}} Event:]] ''[[{{Irony}} Knud Svendson gains the trait "Beatified".]]''
21	-->''"[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe ...you've got to be kidding me.]]"''
22	* And what comes immediately afterwards, (sung to the tune of the ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'' theme):
23	->''[[BaitTheDog The sound of epic bardic songs,]]''
24	->''[[ShaggyDogStory But no, he's easily forgotten]]''
25	->''[[GloryHound Beware, for glory this prince longs]]''
26	->''In Denmark, something there is rotten''
27	->''Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling!''
28	->''[[IdiotBall A genius he's not]]''
29	->''Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling! ''
30	->''[[TheUnfavourite He]] [[ArchnemesisDad hates his dad a lot]]''
31	->''[[ParentalIssues Knud: His parents were unwed]]''
32	->''[[ParentalIssues Knud: He could just be a bastard]]''
33	->''He's Knud and often it is said''
34	->''[[KickTheDog That Knud could eas'ly have died faster]]''
35	->''Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling!''
36	->''Beatified and pissed''
37	->''Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling!''
38	->''He won't even be missed.''
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