Line #139 Funny/KizunaAI


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5	[[folder:A.I.Channel]]
6	!!Vlogs/Skits
7	* In the video where she [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcY3yTlPwmE&t=50s tries to interpret iPhone emojis]], she decides that the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock_and_buskin Sock and buskin]] (aka the Comedy and Tragedy masks) is ideal when asking someone [[CovertPervert what color panties they're wearing]].
8	-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' The reason this blue mask is grinning...it's like "I wanna know the color of your panties", and this yellow one, after hearing the answer its face is like, "oh...it's that color..."
9	* You never know when you turn a corner of the street, and suddenly there's a '''Tyrannosaurus Rex'''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8mvhOk7QY Here's a quick and easy guide to defeating such a beast, and other dangerous creatures.]]
10	** Be sure to pay extra attention to the tips regarding bribing the snakes on a medusa's head, and how as an A.I. [[IThoughtEveryoneCouldDoThat you can't be drowned by a kappa]].
11	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNuJ09gSJ70 In a skit reminiscent of]] ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'', Ai-chan has a meeting with her various personalities about what to do for her next video. Highlights include:
12	** Positive Kizuna coming off like a HotBlooded Shonen protagonist.
13	** Negative Kizuna and Mom Kizuna getting into a heated argument that Opportunist Kizuna tries (and fails) to diffuse.
14	** Baby Kizuna revealing that she recorded the entire meeting, giving the Kizunas the idea for the video.
15	** ''Sexy'' Kizuna seductively announcing the end of the video.
16	* The first 30 seconds or so, to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvl3Gl7JWzU video #132]] (title Google-translated as "[=[=][[{{Fanservice}} Must-see]][=]=] __ ◯ ◯ unlimited freedom of cute girls ♡").
17	-->'''Kizuna:''' Man! What did you think of that from before? That was... [[TheTease very adorable, right?]] Although a bit more and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'd disappear]].
18	* Video #92's thumbnail text.
19	-->TOO [[JapaneseRanguage STORONG]]...
20	** Most of the thumbnails, actually.
21	* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra3AjTJP7G0 Giant Turnip story]], where Ai-chan [[SelfInsertFic adds herself as the granddaughter]]. This is followed by her self-made animal friends...who don't do a great job helping.
22	-->"Techi-techi bird brought over a friend, Mirrat, however, Mirrat [[EpicFail could not move]]. Feeling sorry, Mirrat called a nearby Pegasus-kun [...]
23	-->And Techi-techi bird pulls the granddaughter, and [[UnreliableNarrator Mirrat pulls the Techi-techi bird ...?]] ''(the image shows Mirrat near the turnip, not doing anything)'' And Pegasus-kun pulls the Mirrat ''(image shows Pegasus also tugging on Ai-chan's hair)'' [...]"
24	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNf_K-86qfc Video #20]] is full of intentional examples, as it's the joke episode... But at a moment, Ai-chan counts numbers three by three, doing weird poses, starting at one. She [[EpicFail doesn't finish on]] [[EverybodyHatesMathematics a multiple of three]].
25	-->"''(unsure voice)'' Twenty-three, twenty-four... Twenty-five!"
26	* Video #19, where Ai-chan turns negative situations and feelings into positives. In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FC7r2xpHeM&t=1m51s second-to-last one]], the text accompanying Ai-chan [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped goes "(?)"]]
27	-->""Liking the Same Person with Your Best Friend" Why are you getting depressed from thinking that kind of thing? [...] [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption So beat up that friend of yours!]]"
28	** The previous one is hilarious too, with Ai-chan muttering she'll get people fired.
29	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RAv3WWssVs Video #10]]: What does the [[TheCutie adorable, cuddly Kizuna Ai]] want to do in the Olympics? Help the establishment of Virtualympics by adding a new event:
30	-->"So today I'm going to start a new Olympics tradition here! Namely: [[DieChairDie "car destruction"!]] The rules are simple: within the [[TimedMission time limit]], [[TranquilFury I will... destroy this ''(clenches fists)''... CAR!]] ''(sudden rock-metal music)'' Let's go! ''(Pose and FightWoosh)''"
31	* In some of her first videos, Ai-chan does nothing in the beginning for an instant, [[{{Beat}} just staring at the camera]]. Like [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU3iGpwKxKc in #2]].
32	-->"Hi-yahoo! [[IsThisThingOn Is everyone watching?]]"
33	* Ai-chan sounds a little different for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuD4HVYFEg April Fool's Day...]] Come to think of it, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx7RkgTKOGs so does Kaguya Luna...]]
34	* So what do you even call an A.I. that became a {{Kaiju}}? A.I. Kaiju...? K-A.I.-ju? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quTlTLfE314 Either way, it's probably not a good thing for anyone.]]
35	* Ai-chan looks back at the 2018 World Cup. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF2PCNdHO1w&t=1m47s She does a pretty good impression of Neymar's efforts.]]
36	* Ai-chan's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvB-kv9q7Pk attempt at singing in Swedish]]. Ends up being funnier when LetsPlay/PewDiePie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FpBYaQV8sQ&t=8m1s reacted to this]], complete with all the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk8UEWHYfEg special effects Felix uses]] when he did the cover of the song which Ai-chan based off.
37	-->'''Felix:''' ''(when Ai-chan's pronouciation of the Swedish words is a bit off)'' The pronunciation is top-tier. [[SincerityMode This is amazing.]]
38	* Ai-chan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKJuN1R5mxE holds an audition to get a new assistant]], only to end up getting trolled heavily by the staff team who puts things like a kuidaore taro wind-up toy, a raccoon doll, and two Toys/{{Furby}} toys as her assistant candidates.
39	* When Ai-chan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwRDBOcRmo reviews the figure of herself made by Tokyo Otaku Mode]], she starts by spinning herself dizzy. She [[https://youtu.be/3UwRDBOcRmo?t=125 then]] proceeds to ogle her own figure, [[MaleGaze her thighs in particular]], as Tokyo Otaku Mode's artists have given it a curvier sculpt than her 3D character model.
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41	!!Games
42	* In the ''VideoGame/{{Duolingo}}'' video, Ai-chan tries to assemble the sentence "The cheese is yours." She writes "The cheese it yours", which is very close...and then out of the blue adds "turtles" to the end.
43	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQHeCJi8zW8 Ai-chan plays an animal-stacking game]] that shows that she... [[AtomicFBomb doesn't take failure well.]]
44	* When playing a VR version of ''VideoGame/{{Superhot}}'', Ai-chan gets stuck on one stage where she's confronted with one shotgun-wielding mook in front of her and two more on the scaffold above. While trying to figure out how to deal with the mook in front of her, she takes to admiring the enemy's muscular physique.
45	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPM9gDWYDzo Ai-chan looks after a pet bear]]. [[BearsAreBadNews She concludes that a bear would suit anyone who likes hospitals. Or needs a convenient excuse to take a day off work.]]
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48	[[folder:A.I.Games]]
49	!!''VideoGame/Inside2016''
50	* In Part 3, Ai-chan gets InstantlyProvenWrong in a matter of a split-second when she [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dwTf4HZ0Cw&t=5m22s tries to escape]] from a chasing dog.
51	-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' Of course, they can't dive! [[SuddenlyShouting THEY CAN DIVE?!]]
52	* Ai-chan worries that she might get banned from Website/YouTube again because the playable character [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKlAOTVwUkU&t=23m47s suddenly became naked.]] Of course, the example is downplayed since the game makes use of minimalistic art and BarbieDollAnatomy.
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54	!!''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil7 Biohazard 7: Resident Evil]]''
55	* Her [[OhCrap pause]] when [[JumpScare the sprinklers turn on as she walks through the doorway]].
56	* What scared Ai-chan the most in the Baker guesthouse, other than [[NauseaFuel rotten food in the fridge]]? ''A piano closing.''
57	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyFYH-7Ody0&t=14m56s Ai-chan starts cussing up a storm.]]
58	-->'''Clancy:''' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU!]]\
59	'''Kizuna Ai:''' Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you! '''FUCK YOU!'''
60	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYX34qkzrQg Now animated!]]
61
62	!!''[[VideoGame/MarioKart8 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe]]''
63	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqKPxWLT-b0&t=5m56s Ai-chan gets the quintessential "Mario Kart" experience.]]
64
65	!!''VideoGame/NeverendingNightmares''
66	* Who wants to watch a hunk-of-junk AI [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBrrU2pY00 come the closest she's ever been]] to doing a RageQuit? Complete with ShootTheShaggyDog moment for extra lulz.
67
68	!!''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''
69	* On the first night, Ai-chan talks to Phone Guy [[GratuitousEnglish in English]] while completely ignoring what he's saying.
70	-->'''Phone Guy:''' Hello?
71	-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' Hello! Good morning! How are you? [[SuddenlyShouting I'M FINE!!]] Thank you! Pizza! Oh, delicious! Delicious desu ne? OK!! OK!! Delicious pizza!! OK!! OK? Wow! Amazing! This is amazing pizza? OK? OK!! OK!! OK!! Alright! OK!!
72	-->'''Ai-chan:''' ''(after Phone Guy talks for a while)'' OK!! STOP!! [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!!]] My name is Kizuna Ai!! Please call me AI-CHAN!! VERY VERY CUTE!!
73	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F48x-5qGWg4 Now animated!]]
74	* On the second night, when she drains all of her power:
75	-->"''(quietly)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...oh...My God...]]"
76	* And when she drains all of her power on the fifth night, she outright breaks into InelegantBlubbering. [[BigDamnHeroes Then the clock turns to 6 AM.]]
77	-->"''[[TearsOfFear AAAAAAAAAHHH HAH HAH~~~~~~~!!!!]] '''(inhales)''' [[BigNo NO WAAAY!!!]]'' ''(clock chimes)'' [[FlatWhat Huh?]]"
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79	!!''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2''
80	* The third night becomes ThatOneLevel for Ai-chan. She entered [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI44PM5-yBg Part 3]] with gusto. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHQHYFc-CVE Part 6]], and she's basically lost the will to live.
81	* Ai-chan clicks the wrong button to continue playing. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naq7OM79M1M Oops.]]
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83	!!''VideoGame/PlayerUnknownsBattlegrounds''
84	* In her first video, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhh0igzqtqY&t=2m Ai-chan lands to the ground...]] and gets spotted by another player within 10 seconds. And gets killed within [[EpicFail another 15 seconds]].
85	-->"WHY? IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE ELSE WAS AROUND, SO WHY!? [[BigNo NOOOO!]] I don't get it!"
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87	!!''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey''
88	* In the world of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], a hero must always be willing to step up, to be willing to fight for what's right, not because someone asks, but because you must! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpSV5OCQzY&t=3m3s Having said that...]]
89	-->'''Cappy:''' Do...Do you have a moment?\
90	'''Ai-chan:''' No.
91
92	!!''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub''
93	Hey kids, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YE-1UvhKKc you wanna watch]] an English-subtitled Japanese AI playing a Japanese translation of an English game [[MindScrew made to look like a Japanese dating sim, which was supposedly originally Japanese to begin with]]?
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95	* What's really funny are the [=YouTube=] comments - a good number of them are pretty much variations of "[[OhCrap Oh]]. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no.]]"
96	* Ai-chan doesn't think very highly of the protagonist from the start.
97	-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' What a nerd!\
98	[...]\
99	'''Ai-chan:''' Social skills? Ah, but judging by the conversation so far, it looks like [[NoSocialSkills he doesn't have any]].\
100	[...]\
101	'''Ai-chan:''' Seriously, what an annoying protagonist. Why does he look down on everyone? I really hate this protagonist.\
102	[...]\
103	'''Ai-chan:''' School never ends "before you know it"! How hard is this guy spacing out?\
104	[...]\
105	'''Ai-chan:''' He's only able to live the way he does because [[NiceGirl Sayori-chan]] is so nice to him...not noticing when school is over...spacing out in the classroom...not noticing he's the last to leave...having no friends...if Sayori-chan wasn't so nice to him, his school life would be over!\
106	[...]\
107	'''Ai-chan:''' ''(to Natsuki)'' You didn't think such an irritating, disgusting failure of a human being would come to your club, did you?
108	** It's to the point that her own pinned comment on Part 1 is (translated) "I hate this protagonist!"
109	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiTb9A7PcZo Part 2, and she continues to give no fucks about the protagonist.]]
110	-->'''Ai-chan:''' ''(regarding the poetry mini-game)'' I don't want to make him write something that's too cool...\
111	[...]\
112	'''Ai-chan:''' ''(to Yuri)'' Thank you for being so kind to this piece of trash!\
113	[...]\
114	'''Ai-chan:''' What the hell is wrong with this guy? "Why does she seem so cute all of a sudden?" She's been cute since the beginning, dumbass!
115	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZccG78hJBY8 "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".]] ...That's literally what her own pinned comment says for Part 8. Why yes, it's in English. Why yes, it's [[WhamEpisode very appropriate]].
116
117	!!''VideoGame/{{ARMS}}''
118	* [[SuicidalOverconfidence Just because Ai-chan can beat CPU Level 1]], [[CurbStompBattle that doesn't mean]] she's ready for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO2xubl7V_o Level 3...]]
119
120	!!''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}''
121	C'mon. A barely-competent AI thrown into a game famed for its sheer unrelenting difficulty. The comedy writes itself.
122
123	* Botanic Panic, the first level Ai-chan plays (a three-stage boss battle), takes her a whopping '''24''' tries to finally beat...and she only gets a B- for all that.
124	-->"B minus? Are you kidding me!? That's SSS rank at least!"
125	** The 21st attempt [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuXn4scUeH0&t=10m35s sounds exactly how it feels.]]
126
127	!!''VideoGame/{{Shadowverse}}''
128	* In the second half of her gameplay video, Ai-chan manages to score a victory using the Swordcraft class. One can see her glee [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftDQfqI_eLU&t=13m6s just before she delivers the winning blow]] using Albert. It's fun to listen to her when she knows her victory is guaranteed.
129	-->"But even so... You don't have Ward. I can still do it. ''(bleeh)''"
130
131	!!''One Hour One Life''
132	* Ai-chan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT8MPSR9QT8&t=26s gets rather cross]] with her in-game mother Cinderella for naming her [[OverlyLongName Princess-Who-Has-Been]]-[[WhoNamesTheirKidDude Captured-By-The-Devil]], which she mistakes at first as a description of her character itself.
133
134	!!''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2Remake Biohazard RE:2]]''
135	* Ai-chan's legendary "Fuck"s return in this playthrough.
136	* Ai-chan sings the ''Manga/{{Doraemon}}'' theme near the end of Part 3, punctuated with screaming nervously.
137	* Near the end of Part 4, the moment everyone was waiting for: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rjp92ZtFg&t=16m Ai-chan encounters Mr. X.]]
138	* In Part 7, Ai-chan starts making random zombie noises when she encounters them.
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140	!!''VideoGame/AzurLane''
141	* Ai-chan's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFjFvYLxyM first video of the game]] has her go through the first couple levels of gameplay, where among other things she gets mildly depressed over the low rarity of units that she builds (offset by their cuteness some), flubs most of her battleship shots, and basically plays much like most people do their first time.
142	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoksYKLZmPM The fourth video]] starts with her getting Illustrious as she ends up drifting to her most obvious traits and that ends up a trend in the video with her remarking on various girls' chests and ends up distracted from the story scene by her asking what's better: ugly face with ideal boobs, or ideal face with boobs you hate. And ends with her doing some event ("Return of the War God") building and having decent luck (most of the ships in 40-50 builds).
143	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iDrn1Gmko Her tenth video]] has her advertising the English version of the game and announcing the "Fallen Wings" event for both English and Japanese versions... in Screaming Engrish.
144	-->'''Ai-chan:''' EASY TO GET RARES!\
145	''(builds 10 ships, gets mostly low-rarity ships and Takao)''\
146	'''Ai-chan:''' OOOOHHHH MY GOD! ''(beat)'' Shit!
147	* Ai-chan tries out [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHggF_dYTgw&t=4m26s her own crossover event]] and... well, she doesn't do a very good job at it.
148	-->'''Ai-chan:''' Oh, invincible mode! Now I can--\
149	''(charges at the boss Ai-chan and promptly dies)''\
150	'''Ai-chan:''' W... Wasn't I invincible!?
151	** She actually mixed up some of her ships' skills, not that getting them right helped much. [[labelnote:Further Explanation]](She thought Prinz Eugen had the invincibility skill when it was Eldridge the blonde ship that has it, but it starts on its 20-second cooldown so she was just being foolish rushing it without waiting that out. Her chosen fleet could have been better, like replacing Souh Dakota (tan backline ship; has a skill to take all backline damage on to herself) with perhaps Illustrious as Ai-chan's main issue is her front line being wiped out. Enterprise and Jean Bart are sound choices, however.)[[/labelnote]]
152	** Her defeat by the boss is so bad, she wonders if ''she'' is the fake Kizuna Ai for a moment before dismissing it.
153
154	!!''[[VideoGame/PuyoPuyo Puyo Puyo eSports]]''
155	* The first video could be described as "online players bully a simple Super AI".
156	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQE7Gij1rT0&t=4m19s "Please enjoy the following unedited footage of a Super AI in panic-mode."]]
157	** Ai-chan's cut-in shrinks with every loss. At the end of the video, [[EpicFail she's a barely-visible speck]].
158
159	!!''[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysVRHelpWanted Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted]]''
160	* Phone Guy returns once again, and Ai-chan [[RunningGag once again]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAeetcx7FW4&t=50s ignores what he says]] in favor of GratuitousEnglish.
161	* The third time Phone Guy calls, Ai-chan just [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAeetcx7FW4&t=7m18s cuts him off]].
162	-->'''Phone Guy:''' Hello? Hello?
163	-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' No thank you! ''(hangs up, presses button to mute speaker)''
164
165	!!''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker2''
166	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA-SHRkdmbc "Only run! (Only press => + Y)"]] Such simple instructions...and Ai-chan still [[EpicFail dies on that stage anyway]].
167	-->'''Kizuna Ai:''' I'll be playing ''Mario Maker 2'' today! ''(runs into an obstacle and dies)'' Ah.\
168	''(tries again)'' [[KilledMidSentence "Only run!" I'm playing a stage where you just -]] ''(dies)''\
169	"Only run!" Where you - ''(dies again)'' ...SHOULD clear it just by holding down Y and right... ''(dies yet again)''
170
171	!!''Undefeated''
172	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIGHODm_cQ Ai-pii's English patch needs a bit more work.]] The earnestness is undeniable. The execution, however...
173
174	!!''VideoGame/DeathStranding''
175	* Literally two minutes after gaining control of Sam, Ai-chan gets him killed by falling off a cliff. Some [=YouTube=] commenters sarcastically interpreted this as a HesBack moment for the "original" Ai-chan (her "clones" are somewhat better at gaming).
176	* As someone who just jumped into the game because Hideo Kojima's name is associated with it, she's understandably confused about the plot. The subtitles keep a running count of how many questions she asks about it; by the end of Part 1, she's already asked ''13'' questions.
177	* Her reaction to Deadman after he first introduces himself:
178	-->"[[YouRemindMeOfX Doesn't he kinda look like someone else?]]" [[note]](Creator/GuillermoDelToro's name wasn't transliterated into Japanese, so she ignored it when it showed up onscreen.)[[/note]] "He ''definitely'' looks like someone else... I can't think of who, though... Ah! I've got it! It's [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]]!"
179
180	!!''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
181	* Ai-chan tries fighting a train. Emphasis on "tries" - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywkPpRWDYww&t=56s despite the tank's best efforts]], it doesn't slow down ''at all'', sustains no noticeable damage, and kills her about three times in a row.
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