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1	!!General
2	* Every time Bell gets subjected to MarshmallowHell:
3	** Eina does so to tease Bell after he mistakes her for being far older than she really is.
4	** After Demeter and the other goddesses follow Hestia to see her date, they all fawn over Bell, cuddling and stroking him. When an exhausted Bell manages to stumble out from the crowd of goddesses, he collapses right into Demeter's bosom, and once he's there Demeter won't let him go, pressing his face ever closer, much to Hestia's [[ClingyJealousGirl jealousy]].
5	*** Volume 9 of the spin-off proves this is pretty much standard operating procedure for Demeter as she even did it to ''Aiz'' when she was younger.
6	** Hestia herself after breaking up a fight between Mord by releasing her divine power, she runs to the Bell and [[TheGlomp tackle hugs him]] where she plants her boobs firmly on his face.
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8	!!Main Series
9	* Bell running up to Eina asking for information on Aiz... while soaked in blood. He gets labelled the "Tomato Kid" by Bete for this incident.
10	* When Bell first meets Mama Mia, she says that Syr told her that he has the gluttony of a horse, prompting him to stare at Syr in shock. When he tries to protest, Syr just tries to guilt trip him into spending lots of money at their pub.
11	* Loki came to the Banquet of the Gods just to laugh at Hestia, making fun of her height and how she's so poor. Hestia turns the tables by pointing out that it's really Loki who's the laughing stock since she has [[ACupAngst a flat chest]]. Hestia then proceeds to [[BigBreastPride flaunt her own oversized assets]] and cackle at Loki. This eventually devolves into a fight between the two with Loki and Hestia, two literal {{Physical God}}desses, pulling on each others cheeks and calling each other names. Bonus points for the surrounding gods placing bets on who will win. How many times has this happened before?
12	* Hestia forces Bell to go a date with her, and tries to get an IndirectKiss out of him by feeding him her crepe. But Bell can't bring himself to eat a goddess's food and instead offers up his own. Bell notices Hestia has some whipped cream on her face and as he points it out, his hand flushes red and steams with embarrassment, to which Hestia wants Bell to wipe it off for her. Bell does so and Hestia is absolutely delighted.
13	* Upon first seeing Bell with Lily, Hestia becomes so depressed that she becomes drunk in Miach's presence, and she becomes so drunk she yells loudly that she loves Bell and a lot of other embarrassing things. Keep in mind that there are other people present as well. Miach for his part considers it a blessing Bell wasn't there at least.
14	* The following morning, Hestia suffers from a massive hangover while still sulking over Bell's "cheating", but it gets suddenly cured when Bell invites her to dinner.
15	* When the other goddesses interrupt Hestia's "date" with Bell, they immediately swarm him to get a close look at the boy who managed to earn the affections of one of the infamous virgin goddesses, subjecting him to MarshmallowHell in the process. He manages to escape, but [[AllMenArePerverts says he has no regrets left]] with a smile on his face.
16	* When Bell wakes up after overusing his magic and causing Mind Down, he sees Aiz Wallenstein, his crush, has saved him and given him a lap pillow while he was unconscious. Horrified and embarrassed, he starts to get up...and continues the motion into a continuous UnnecessaryCombatRoll down the pathway while screaming like a little girl. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvAo54gq5eQ Aiz is left frozen, wondering what the hell just happened.]]
17	* Bell realises the book he read was a grimoire, an incredibly expensive item which is now just dead weight after he got magic from it and goes to Syr, who tries to deflect any responsibility for the loss of the valuable item by acting cute.
18	* Bell goes to meet Eina at the Guild... and finds her speaking with Aiz. He promptly runs away - and crashes against a muscled guy. When he drops, he falls face first - against Aiz's rear. His [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screech]] is ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR93f4XZGJQ hilarious]]''.
19	* Bell gets to train with Aiz, the girl of his dreams. Naturally, he's ecstatic... until he realizes she's a bit of an airhead who decides the best way to train him is [[TrainingFromHell beat the everloving snot out of him.]]
20	* Aiz decides that it's time for her and Bell to do sleep training, claiming that it's an important skill for adventurers. Bell realises she's just sleepy, but she refuses to admit it.
21	* The GoodAngelBadAngel-esque HamToHamCombat between Bell's dead Grandfather and Hestia over whether or not he should kiss the sleeping Aiz, which culminates in his Grandfather blasting Hestia (a goddess, remember) out of Bell's mind, apparently with nothing but sheer Hamminess.
22	** This might be a bit of FridgeBrilliance considering [[spoiler:Bell's grandfather is [[TopGod Zeus]]. He's much more powerful than Hestia,]] so that combined with the fact that he's been Bell's caretaker long before Hestia would mean he's a much larger influence on his actions than her.
23	* In the novels, after levelling up, Bell finds himself in the presence of several gods and goddesses who were ''extremely'' eager to get him to join their familia. One of the gods accuse Bell of "stealing his heart" and call him 'Naughty rabbit' in an attempt to make him join his familia. They get curious about his "back" so one offers him lots of money to show them his back. However, they decide that forcefully stripping Bell is another "taste" leading him to run away at full speed.
24	* After forming a contract with Bell, Welf ''immediately'' rubs it in the face of the other smiths who were also hoping to make a contract.
25	* After Ryuu explains the lore behind the Crozzo family and how the swords they made burned down an elven forest with the result being elves hate the Crozzo family, Bell becomes dumbfounded when she explains that she herself doesn't share the hate.
26	* When Hermes tricks Bell into peeking on the girls while they're bathing, Bell has a flashback to his grandfather.
27	-->'''Bell's Grandpa:''' Bell, [[AllMenArePerverts peeking is part of a man's romance.]]\
28	'''Bell:''' Grandpa!\
29	'''Bell's Grandpa:''' [[TrrrillingRrrs RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROMANCE!]]\
30	'''Bell:''' GRANDPAAAAAAAAAA!
31	* Bete gets pissed upon learning that Bell got a glimpse at Aiz while she was naked, but it's obvious he's pissed off at the fact that he never got an opportunity himself. He's dragged off by Tione and Tiona, explaining Hermes tricked him into it and is getting his just desserts, which is him being tied upside down by his assistant. [[IRegretNothing He's quite happy about it]]. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Lefiya is also seen glaring daggers at Bell for the same reason]].
32	* When Hestia buys some perfume in Rivira, and Lily points out it is a needless expense. Hestia fires back by asking Bell if he likes a woman that smells of sweat. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Aiz checks if she smells.]]
33	* In the English dub at least, after giving the exposition on Soma's Wine Loki says she's going to grope Aiz's ass. Aiz's response? [[NotSoAboveItAll "Do it and I'll cut you~!"]]
34	* Now that they have the money and resources, Hestia and Lily wonders if they should hire maids to do their cleaning and cooking. That is until they saw a very happy Bell who is now daydreaming about a harem of maids serving him all day. [[ClingyJealousGirl Hestia and Lily]] both agree to reject the idea.
35	** In Bell's dream, we do get to see a maid, behind Bell, that looks awfully like Aiz. [[https://randomc.net/image/Dungeon%20ni%20Deai%20o%20Motomeru%20no%20wa%20Machigatte%20Iru%20Darouka/Danmachi%20II%20-%2005%20-%20Large%2011.jpg Seriously, look at it.]]
36	* Bell offers to help Haruhime with the laundry, triggering an avalanche of funny.
37	** Hauhime demurs, trying to stop Bell. Thinking that she is just being overly selfless again, Bell insists and doesn't realize the true reason for her refusal. The top piece of laundry is a pair of panties. This humorously mortifies both of them.
38	** Then after Haruhime innocently holds hands with Bell, Hestia declares that hand-holding between men and women is forbidden. Immediately after, Haruhime reaches towards Bell with her tail, until Hestia shouts [[ObviousRulePatch "Tails are not allowed either!"]]
39	** Lili points out that the rule means [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Hestia cannot touch Bell]], not even to update his status, so Hestia changes the rules to allow contact but not flirting - to which Lili fires back that she's the worst in that regard.
40	** Then Mikoto and Welf (who are smitten with Takemikazuchi and Hephaistos, respectively) ask about the possibility of being in a [[DivineDate relationship with gods]] and Hestia agrees with the idea, [[BlatantLies going on about a dream of hers to spread good relations between gods and mortals]] - only for Lili to point out the DoubleStandard behind that.
41	** Hestia drops the idea down and asks Bell what he would do if a goddess declared her love for him - only for poor ObliviousToLove Bell to indirectly shoot her down. Hestia runs out of their mansion crying.
42	* The one-sided battle between the Rakkia army and the Orario adventures is hilarious for how outrageously one-sided it really is. Then it gets better.
43	** Marius, Ares's NumberTwo, remarks that Ares doesn't even have a reason to pick a fight with Orario in the first place.
44	** Aisha tells the Hestia Familia that Ares and his army are fighting local adventurers outside the gates. Bell asks to clarify if this means the town is under attack, and Aisha replies, "Welll..." with the implication that one can't really call it an "attack" when a handful of adventurers are more than enough to hold back the entire army.
45	** During a lull in the fighting, the people of Orario set up an impromptu market selling kitchen tools and medicine to the "attacking" injured soldiers. Aisha and her girls ply their own trade, and Aisha deplores how there aren't any ''real'' men among the lot.
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47	%% ! Memoria Freese
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49	%% !! Ais Catastrophe Campaign

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