Line #110 Funny/FreemansMindSpinoffs


1	We cannot forget about the other Minds. For examples from ''WebVideo/ShephardsMind'', see [[Funny/ShephardsMind here]].
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5	[[folder:Chell's Mind]]
6	* Mary had a little lamb,/ her father shot it dead./ Now it goes to school with her/ between two chunks of bread!
7	* "And now for the next part in this 19-part series on pain, emotional loss, and psychological torment. [[MoodWhiplash Brought to you by Red Bull!]] Now with more [[MythologyGag electrified toxic waste]]! Red Bull gives you ''cancer''!"
8	* Also her losing battle with her subconscious:
9	-->'''Chell''': I'm ''not'' crazy.\
10	'''Chell's mind''': ''Yeesss yoouuu aaaarrreee...''
11	* Chell's rant after the Aperture Science Emancipation Grid actually emancipates her tooth.
12	-->'''Chell''': Vy toof! Vy toof!\
13	Following the Emancipation Grill incident: "I ''hate'' this place, with its big retarded cubes that don't even have food in them, and that computer's compulsive lying, and all the creepy stains on the floor, and the Scaffold of Death, but most of all, ''most of all'', I hate this stupid rickety elevator, and its infuriating Emancipation Grid! A plague on both your houses! And your summer homes! And your ''shower curtains''!
14	* Ugh, it's worse than being trapped in an unventilated room after spraying an entire bottle of Tilex on every wall and rubbing my face in it! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Which I have never done. Not even when I was drunk.]]
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17	[[folder:Parker's Mind]]
18	* From Episode 10: "There's no way anyone could defeat this robot. I know one man who could: Creator/ChuckNorris. He could!"
19	* From Episode 14-2, how about that cutscene:
20	-->'''Parker''': Why does the music stop whenever I start talking?\
21	'''Eos''': We need that antidote Parker! If you're not gonna help, shut up!
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24	[[folder:Barney's Mind]]
25	* From Episode 5, after Barney encounters a dead security officer.
26	-->'''Barney''': (ducks beside the body) "I think I'd better check for a pulse." (stands) "Nope, no pulse." (ducks) "Maybe definitely..." (stands) "Nope, no wallet either."
27	* From Episode 15 part 2, shortly before the conversation with Shepard, he teleports next to the [[CallBack computer lab in Sector C that was blasting loud techno music.]]
28	-->'''Barney''': hears techno music "What the hell?" walks to the door to computer lab "...I don't even want to know." walks away
29	* Barney's inability to follow the taxi ways and the roads on the airport.
30	-->'''Douchebag''': "Are roads a recommendation too?"\
31	'''Barney''': "Screw roads! [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Where we're going, we don't need roads!]]"\
32	'''Douchebag''': "...You're not funny."\
33	'''Barney''': "Nobody asked you!"
34	* From the plane escape scene
35	-->'''[=EV91=]''': "...comply or you will be shot down."\
36	'''Barney''': "Lies! Where's the transmit button? Oh here. Hey fighter jets, I just survived an alien invasion, SCREW YOU!"\
37	'''Douchebag''': "Yeah, piss the pilot off in a million dollar fighter jet with tons of missiles."\
38	'''Barney''': "Bah, they can't use missiles in here. [[BuffySpeak Too much canyon.]]"
39	** Earlier on..."
40	--->'''Barney''': "Let's see if we can lose them in that canyon down there."\
41	'''Douchebag''': "What?! I'd rather go to the airbase."\
42	'''Barney''': "Screw that! Dig deeper in your pants for a bigger set of balls because there's no way in hell I'm going with the military! You wanna go? Fine! Door's right there."\
43	'''Douchebag''': "Okay but you better not get us killed."\
44	'''Barney''': "No promises!"
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47	[[folder:Felix's Mind]]
48	* Episode 15:
49	-->'''Felix:''' "Aww, now that I've used [the shield recharger] so many times, [the high I was getting off of it] is starting to lose its effect. But I'd better keep moving before [[TemptingFate this morphine makes me see something I wish I hadn't.]]" (rounds a corner and sees [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]])\
50	'''Mario:''' "It's-a me! Mario!"\
51	'''Felix:''' "..." ([[ScrewThisImOutOfHere turns right around and walks away]])

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