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1	[[AC:Episode 1 - "Pilot"]]
2	* Seeing Snyder at the stove casually whipping up breakfast (and being obviously rather proficient at it, too) is incongruously amusing.
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4	[[AC:Episode 3 - "98 Seconds"]]
5	* Will has just returned from trying to chase down a suspect. Beau, his partner, is less than amused.
6	-->'''Beau:''' I survived thirty years on the job because I didn't run ''at'' bullets!
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8	[[AC:Episode 9 - "Zero Day"]]
9	* One of Snyder's cronies attempts to reassure him, and Snyder's lampshading of the double meaning is amusing.
10	-->'''Burgess:''' I'll start digging, but Alan... truly, as far as I know, everybody up here is [[BlatantLies fully behind you]].\
11	'''Snyder:''' ''(decidedly not believing it)'' With daggers in hand.
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13	[[AC:Season 2 Episode 9 - "Seppuku"]]
14	* Snyder and Helena are watching a Host ship lifting off and drinking.
15	-->'''Snyder:''' To [[spoiler: Nolan]], who shot for the moon and finally got it.
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17	[[AC:Season 3 Episode 1 - "Maquis"]]
18	* Alan Snyder has experienced quite the come-down since hiding out at the remote cabin:
19	-->'''Snyder:''' I don't know when I turned into a short-order cook.\
20	'''Will Bowman:''' It's because you're useless at all the other chores.\
21	'''Snyder:''' "Useless" seems like an unnecessarily hurtful choice of words.\
22	'''Grace:''' You dyed all my T-shirts pink.\
23	'''Snyder:''' What am I, a laundry service?
24	* Bram and Snyder have a little SnarkToSnarkCombat:
25	-->'''Snyder:''' Is it really healthy for a young man to spend all of his time listening to some lady read numbers on the radio?\
26	'''Bram:''' Are you here to give me the sex talk?\
27	'''Snyder:''' I would, but unless you've fallen in love with a bear, I don't see that it's gonna be of much use.
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29	[[AC:Season 3 Episode 2 - "Puzzle Man"]]
30	* Bram and Snyder trade barbs again:
31	-->'''Bram:''' Who's out there making cereal?\

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