Line #24 Funny/ChoiceOfGames


1	'''[[AC: Slammed!]]'''
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3	* It may mean being a total jerk, but playing as a heel is incredibly fun, especially the ways you can choose to get back at people. Setting JJ's new expensive RV on fire, anyone?
4	** Another option is to go after [[KickTheDog JJ's dog]]. You don't actually kill it]], but ''they'' don't know that, and have a [[FreakOut rather hilarious reaction.
5	** The third option is to try to "flatter" JJ and imitate his example... by visiting a "[[MakeAWish Grant-a-Desire]]" child while still in your "Jehovah of Juice" persona. HilarityEnsues.
6	*** The achievement for taking this option? "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Kill-A-Wish]]" - given that you punch the poor kid ''in the face'' for [[DisproportionateRetribution messing up your signing his arm]][[note]]Yes, his ''arm'', not a cast[[/note]], the description is pretty apt. Thankfully, the kid is a SmartMark who's more than happy to play along.
7	* If you choose to tell Ecstasy you're a fan of them, they'll express disbelief and challenge you to name three facts about them.
8	-->'''PC:''' Your real name is Evan/Evelyn Bridges, your first single was 'Split My Heart', and you've gone through four girlfriends/boyfriends in the past two years.
9	-->'''Ecstasy:''' Hey, Taylor doesn't count!
10	** And after that, they ask you if you've ever taken heat backstage for being a fan of bubblegum pop.
11	-->'''PC:''' Not really. You'd be amazed at what people let you get away with when they know you can kick their ass for making fun of your bad taste in music.
12	* At one point, as part of {{Kayfabe}}, Madeline Rio has to pose as your girlfriend. While this isn't an issue for straight males or lesbian females, [[IncompatibleOrientation if the PC is a straight female or a gay male...]]
13	-->'''PC:''' I don't think this relationship is going to work out.
14	-->'''Rio:''' You never know. I might just change your mind.
15	-->'''PC:''' Somehow, I doubt that.
16	* If they're your LoveInterest, Ecstasy will give you a sweet little thank-you speech for standing by them through everything and not being a fame-sucking traitor like their past beaus.
17	-->'''PC:''' What, and risk you making a break-up song about me? I love your music, hon, but that's not an immortality I'd ever choose.
18	-->'''Ecstasy:''' Oh, come on. Not all my songs are break-up songs.
19	* At one point, if start out as a heel, a little old lady in the crowd will ''[[{{Hammerspace}} pull a porcelain vase]]'' out of her purse and throw it at you. It doesn't shatter on your head, but the close shave actually unnerves you, a professional wrestler, especially when the guards [[NeverMessWithGranny also confiscate a lead pipe from her]].
20	** Later in the same match (a "use-any-weapon" style setup), a member of the audience will toss in a plunger... [[{{Squick}} that's still damp]]. The PC can even {{lampshade}} how disgusting that is, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny or think it's all in good fun]].
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22	'''[[AC: Choice of the Deathless]]'''
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24	* At one point, the narrator tells you that, after a hard day at work, you've finally managed to fall asleep, only to be plagued by a nightmare, and then asks what it was about. The options include typical nightmare stuff...and then this:
25	-->'''PC:''' Um. [[EroticDream Well, it wasn't that kind of dream, exactly. There was naked skin involved, for one.]]
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27	'''[[AC: Diabolical]]'''
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29	* Some of the crimes you can pull off are ridiculous. For instance, if you decide to strike a corn maze, you have the option of turning the whole maze into popcorn, complete with slathering butter all over the place. The kicker, however, is in Fort Klanx: one of your options after finding out Minotaur is after the gold as well is to leave the gold...covered in chocolate.
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31	'''[[AC: Silverworld]]'''
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33	* When you give your information to customs, Alexius warns you to be careful since he knows a Turk that has [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} comeagain?]] as his name on all official paperwork in the city.
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Context Funny / ChoiceOfGames