History Funny / ChoiceOfGames

'''[[AC: Choice of the Dragon]]'''

* The PC and the narrator have a hilarious [[SnarkToSnarkCombat banter]] that practically breaks the fourth wall. Some examples:
-->'''Narrator:''' Will you be male or female?
-->'''PlayerCharacter:''' Do not pester me with such impudent questions!
-->'''Narrator:''' I, ah, I mean yes! Of course! How churlish of me.

-->'''Narrator:''' After all, you did just kidnap the princess from right out of her tower. Although...isn't it a little sexist to always kidnap princesses?
-->'''Player Character:''' Maybe, but tradition demands that dragons kidnap princesses, even if that is sexist.
-->''or''
-->'''Player Character:''' You know, I never thought about that before. In fact, I think I kidnapped a prince, just to avoid being sexist.
-->''or''
-->'''Player Character:''' I'll have you know that I make a careful point of alternating between princes and princesses, but it happened to be time for a princess.

-->'''Narrator:''' Having burned down the village...why did you burn down the village, anyway?
-->'''Player Character:''' To teach them not to anger me!
-->'''Narrator:''' While that is an excellent reason, I can't particularly think of anything they did to anger you, besides existing.

* When you give your information to customs, Alexius warns you to be careful since he knows a Turk that has [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} comeagain?]] as his name on all official paperwork in the city.

* At one point, the narrator tells you that, after a hard day at work, you've finally managed to fall asleep, only to be plagued by a nightmare, and then asks what it was about. The options include typical BadDreams stuff...and then this:

-->'''PC:''' Your real name is Evan/Evelyn Bridges, your first single was 'Split My Heart', and you've gone through four girlfriends/boyfriends in the past two yours.

* It may mean being a total jerk, but playing as a heel is incredibly fun, especially the ways you can choose to get back at people. [[spoiler:Setting JJ's new expensive RV on fire, anyone?]]
** Another option is to go after [[spoiler:[[KickTheDog JJ's dog]]]]. [[spoiler:You don't actually kill it]], but ''they'' don't know that, and have a [[FreakOut rather hilarious reaction]].
** The third option is to [[spoiler: try to "flatter" JJ and imitate his example... by visiting a "[[MakeAWish Grant-a-Desire]]" child while still in your "Jehovah of Juice" persona]]. HilarityEnsues.
*** The achievement for taking this option? "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Kill-A-Wish]]" - given that [[spoiler: you punch the poor kid ''in the face'']] for [[DisproportionateRetribution messing up your signing his arm]][[note]]Yes, his ''arm'', not a cast[[/note]], the description is pretty apt. Thankfully, [[spoiler: the kid is a SmartMark who's more than happy to play along]].

* Some of the crimes you can pull off are ridiculous. For instance, if you decide to strike a corn maze, you have the option of turning the whole maze into popcorn, complete with slathering butter all over the place. The kicker, however, is in Fort Klanx: one of your options [[spoiler:after finding out Minotaur is after the gold as well]] is to leave the gold...covered in chocolate.

* Some of the crimes you can pull off are ridiculous. For instance, if you decide to strike a corn maze, you have the option of turning the whole maze into popcorn, complete with slathering butter all over the place. The kicker, however, is in Fort Klanx: one of your options [[spoiler:after finding out Minotaur is after the gold as well]] is to leave the gold...covered in chocolate.

* At one point, if you play a heel, a little old lady in the crowd will ''[[{{Hammerspace}} pull a porcelain vase]]'' out of her purse and throw it at you. It doesn't shatter on your head, but the close shave actually unnerves you, a professional wrestler, especially when the guards [[NeverMessWithGranny also confiscate a lead pipe from her]].

*** The achievement for taking this option? "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Kill-A-Wish]]" - given that [[spoiler: you punch the poor kid ''in the face'']] for [[DisproportionateRetribution messing up your signing his arm]][[note]]Yes, his ''arm'', not a cast[[/note]], the description is pretty apt.

-->'''PlayerCharacter:''' Maybe, but tradition demands that dragons kidnap princesses, even if that is sexist.

-->'''PlayerCharacter:''' You know, I never thought about that before. In fact, I think I kidnapped a prince, just to avoid being sexist.

-->'''PlayerCharacter:''' I'll have you know that I make a careful point of alternating between princes and princesses, but it happened to be time for a princess.

-->'''PlayerCharacter:''' To teach them not to anger me!

-->'''PC:''' Um. [[EroticDream Well, it wasn't that kind of dream, exactly. There was naked skin involved, for one.]]

*** The achievement for taking this option? "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Kill-A-Wish]]".

* At one point, if you play a heel, a little old lady in the crowd will ''[[{{Hammerspace}} pull a porcelain vase]]'' out of her purse and throw it at you. You dodge it, of course, but the close shave actually unnerves you, a professional wrestler.

'''[[AC: Heroes Rise]]'''

* For someone so [[TheTease seductive]] naturally, Black Magic sucks at ''actual'' seduction. Their way of seducing the PC has them using their Powers to make it seem like their apartment is on fire, then calling and asking for help ([[SarcasmMode because a fire is obviously too much for them to handle.]]). The exchange goes something like this:
--> ''(The PlayerCharacter bursts through the window, energy shield up, ready for a search-and-rescue, and finds Black Magic lounging on their bed in lingerie)''
-->'''Black Magic:''' Hey there.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''PlayerCharacter:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
* In the third game, GG and [[spoiler:Prodigal]]'s interactions. Take one [[CampGay flamboyantly gay]] person, throw him with a flamboyantly crazy person. Wackiness ensues.
-->"You never really thought about what it would be like if GG ever met [[spoiler:Prodigal]]--you can almost see the two of them living in this mansion together, like some twisted pair of Golden Girls."
* Not too long after the above scene, [[spoiler:Prodigal]] goes off to a room to [[ItMakesSenseInContext de-bomb]] [[spoiler:herself]], and Jenny asks GG if it's a good idea letting [[spoiler:her]] lose in his house.
-->'''GG:''' Fret not, I put [[spoiler:Prodigal]] in the guest house for a reason. It's in secure lockdown mode, so I'll know immediately if [[spoiler:she]] tries anything fishy.
-->'''PlayerCharacter:''' And what if [[spoiler:she]] blows [[spoiler:herself]] up?
-->'''GG:''' Well I suppose I have been meaning to update the guest house...
* If you choose to date Black Magic, there's one point where the two of you have a little question-and-answer session. One of the questions you can ask them is [[LampshadeHanging "Why do you look like [insert celebrity here]?"]]

* Not too long after the above scene, [[spoiler:Prodigal]] goes off to a room to [[ItMakesSenseInContext de-bomb]] [[spoiler:herself]], and Jenny asks GG if it's a good idea letting [[spoiler:her]] use his house for this.
-->'''GG:''' Not to worry, [[spoiler:Prodigal]] said there was only a minor chance of detonating the bomb by accident!
-->'''Jenny:''' And if [[spoiler:she]] ''does?''
-->'''GG:''' Well I was planning to remodel the guest room anyway...

* The PC and the narrator have a hilarious [[SnarkToSnark banter]] that practically breaks the fourth wall. Some examples: