Line #5 Funny/BlessTheHarts


1	[[folder: Hug N' Bugs]]
2	* Jesus talking about the Bronze Age as if it was a short lived social fad.
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5	[[folder: Jenny Unfiltered]]
6	* When Violet and David explain what ''Film/GreyGardens'' is, Jenny and Betty decide they don't want to hear more as the description of a crazy old lady who lives with her unmarried daughter in squalor hits too close to home.
7	* The anti-smoking protesters turned against Jenny for being "too specific" with her anti-smoking belief.
8	* Violet whining about how the visit to Marjune wasn't what she hoped and that Betty no longer regrets her choices, and having to listen to her talk about Violet's grandpa all the way home.
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11	[[folder: Miracle on Culpepper Slims Boulevard]]
12	* Drivers promptly freaking out upon some innocent flurries.
13	* Violet acting out gruesome scenes using Louise’s mini-town.
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16	[[folder: Tying the Not]]
17	* The RunningGag of Betty and Crystalynn sneaking into each other’s houses.
18	* Betty, trying to figure out the validity on Crystalynn’s story about the Grits Bag Strangler, comes up with a ConspiracyWall. After putting up some pictures and unwinding some red thread, the end result is just Crystalynn’s picture connected to a post-it that reads “LIAR”
19	* Later, when Violet says that the Grits Bag Strangler is at a nearby penitentiary, Betty wasted no time leaving.
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22	[[folder: The Last Supper]]
23	* Wayne's over the top idea for a Western themed commercial.
24	* The final commercial they go with is so terrible it has to be seen to be believed.
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27	[[folder: Pumped]]
28	* Jenny blocks Jesus from going back into the painting with a tray. Jesus counters by distracting Jenny saying "Hey is that the Rapture".
29	* The owner of the hardware store Mr. Bigsby threatening to blow up his store only for the "detonator" to be revealed as a remote garage door opener.
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32	[[folder: The Drincan Temple]]
33	* Violet thinking that their car is possessed by the ghost of a person that Betty ran over, then later thinking that the car's engine fire is devil fire.
34	* Jenny having a fantasy where she and Violet move to Newyork and become roommates and Betty is dead. Violet has a fantasy where she makes their car into an art piece, and Betty is dead. Betty gets back at them by having a fantasy where she's the lover of a doctor senator and they dumped the body of his wife, and Jenny and Violet are both dead.
35	* Dwayne is turned on by Jenny being dirty and greasy while Jenny is turned on by Dwayne being dressed in a fancy suit. Violet from inside the house tells them to stop shouting kinky talk at each other in the front lawn.
36	* Jenny thinks she fixed the car and that the spare parts she left out were unnecessary, like extra buttons on a shirt. But then as they start driving it, less then a minute latter the car starts to fall apart, and they're heading for "deadman's intersection", but are saved by Dwayne at the right moment.
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39	[[folder: Toni with an I]]
40	* Turns out Jesus tried to reach out to Jenny in other forms. As one of the parking lot squatters that she hosed off. As a set of chicken nuggets that she ate.
41	* Jenny's utterly horrid attempts at repainting Jesus on the mural of ''Art/TheLastSupper''.
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Context Funny / BlessTheHarts